#steals

[nightmareishomophobic]

Nightmare look into this little guy’s eyes and tell him that you’re going to hate him

Just look at him

"I HA-.... I Haaa......" *picks the lil guy up and walks off.*

[softass]

got something good for you. this is the kind of exclusive deals you can only get at softass.tumblr.com. its why youre here, i know. listen, i'm first and foremost a man of the people. you ask and i deliver. go on little guy, it wont bite. bring it down to wal mart and feast.

[local-loudmouth]

Woe, terribly rushed glitterbomb moodboard be upon ye

The unicorns are everything omg

[33tomatoes]

Got bored, drew kitty for someone

OMG I LOVE!?!?

[l-tvman]

b a r b i e .

HOW MUCH IS IT

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[roachsauce]

“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that

[xelayxes]

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

[puppet0123]

Pat Pat

[noitavlas]

He made it 🥺

[doovild]

Let her be happy!

[willabee]

[freackthejester]

I had a dream that a bunch of people were making jokes about how the economy was so bad that gay people couldn't afford closets and were just "in the corner"

[youareagoodperson]

Just an FYI. The FDA is not allowed to announce any food recalls due to the health communications pause the current administration enacted. You can still find this information by visiting USDA the site directly.

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls

Here’s the fda link to use to search for recalls, safety alerts, and market withdrawals.

https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts

So, while you are making your grocery list, you may want to visit the recalls list since there’s no public communication right now.

[hyruling]

i loveeeee time theft i love reading fanfiction and scrolling tumblr dot com on company time. everyone should do this btw