#steven q. palchuk

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Krel holding olive oil: What the kleb is an extra virgin i know what a virgin is but what’s an extra virgin? Like a nun? Like Eli?

Douxie: Krel…

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Jim: Ok we need to find the peppers if we want an acutely spicy salsa- steve put the ground pepper down

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Toby: It’s always fun when we go shopping together because I get free entertainment like this

Camera pans to look at Douxie and Eli*

Eli: Is it true that Benjamin Franklin was a woman?

Douxie: Sigh* Are you going to help me listen to the watermelon or not?

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Claire: Wait where’s steve?

Toby: He’s still trying to get all the free samples he should be able to find us as long as Eli’s here.

Claire: Oh ok… Wait where’s Eli?

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Aja: And this one is a lemon!

Krel: That’s actually a grape fruit you can tell because it’s painted to be pink with an orange rind and also it’s larger than the lime. Grape fruit is also known to help with digestive issues despite being commonly agreed to be the most disgusting of the citrus. Which circles round to the idea that the more poison is in food the more likely a human is to eat it. This is also displayed through the foods known as chocolate and peppermint both of which are known to be poisonous amongst most earthly animals meanwhile humans eat it for its taste.

Aja: Watch this he’s just gonna keep going

Krel: Still talking about food*

Jim: I need to get this guy to write my college thesis

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Steve and Bessie the cow will always be the best duo in tales of arcadia like.

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Steven Q Palchuk

Restrictions: None (please note he is not pregnant during the games)

Age: Highshcool age? (drives a vespa so he’s at least 16)

Propaganda in his defense: He’s able to hold his own against a supernatural four armed monster made of stone and he’s known to have friends in the right place

Propaganda against him: He’s an absolute loser, he screams constantly, he lacks basic survival skills, he lacks basic prob solving skills, he needs someone to tell him what to do, and he doesn’t have all his teeth

Name: Steven Q. "Steve" Palchuk

Age: 16-17

Restrictions: Can only use weapons and tools supplied in the Hunger Games arena

[shiranai-atsune]

What a Waste of a Potentially Good Relationship

We could've had it

I mean, am I the only one seeing this?!?!?!

(I could've posted a better picture showing their parallels in expression, but I'm too lazy to go through almost every episode)

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[gotmilk5101520]

3Below: Tales of Arcadia Watch Episode 11 Truth Be Told (Part 1)

Truth be told i was hoping to finish all of ToA before 2022 but it’s not looking likely.

“If this Omen-Blank is as dangerous as you say”

“we need the royals more than ever” Well it has the Sith red and black. So yeah maybe the royals could do something. If they had Lightsaber training.

Okay this is a unpopular option, but

i think the beginning of this episode and the beginning of last episode should switch. Why show the Zerons if they weren’t gonna show up till next episode.

“Or you could check out Pooplorth. Don’t let the name fool you” If there’s no poop then it’s already a lie.

“Wait your turn” Siblings.

“Varvatos Vex will not be going”

“Just because they don’t have chess?”

“Have you tried checkers?”

“Checkers are universal” Checkers is beginners chess.

“Fine. I’m late for my date anyway”

“Wait. What date?”

“With Steve”

“Ugh. How is Staja still a thing?” And this is why Krel is alone.

Dates be like this. Right?

“Sounds like you and Eli shared a lot of lively adventures”

“Totally”

“Our friendship really begun”

“when i was taking out some trash for my mom”

“There was this weird. little, green”

“raccoon thing”

and i was like”

“Ew!”

“But i was also like”

“Cool. You know?”

“Because Eli’s weird”

“and i thought maybe they might know each other”

“Good evening”

“Mind if i join?” When your sibling decides to third wheel.

“It’s not that, Steve. It’s...”

My sister does this sometimes too.

“My little brother is an-”

“Ouch!”

“I was going to say”

“an annoying pain in the dorsal” What an odd of saying “pain in the ass”

“Beware of the probing”

“Who is he talking to?”

“Aliens are cruel”

”and nasty creatures”

“They’ll suck out your brains through your face”

“Okay?”

“And then they”

“probe...”

“with their questions” We know where they probe to start the questioning.

“Now the butt-snacks can’t read my mind”

“We already looked”

“There was not much to see” The inside of Steve’s head is an enigma.

“There should be a button or a panel that opens the door”

“Or a code word”

“Uh...”

“Pineapple!”

“Password? 1 2 3 4!“

“Pineapple!” What about the classic? Open Sesame?

“And what is this?”

“Palchuk”

“Steven Q. Palchuk” What does the Q stand for?

“Varvatos Vex has heard you speak of your children”

“What did you do when they moved away?”

“We had a par-tay”

“He’s joking”

“No, i’m not. There was a conga line” Children moves out? Party time! Start the conga line!

“But is it natural for them to leave”

“with the home?”

Yeah they can’t help.

“Conga line!” Time to conga.

“Oh!”

“Why is it shaped like that?” You really want to know?

“What?”

“Oh”

“They really do abduct cows” Aliens abduct cows confirm.

Looks like Jimhunters has been happening at the same time.

“I think something’s going down with Jim and his Troll buddies“

“Or Troll enemies” Well based on the Trollhunters timeline.

Jim is not having a good time right now.

“What are you talking about?”

“Sorry, Steve!” “Dwo Krost dan otzulak- What the fuck is this thing?”

“Aja!”

“Steve was right”

“His ridiculous hat could save us!”

“And don’t tell him he was right” The last thing Krel wants is to admit to Steve that he was right.

“Huh. Somnus. It’s time to end this once and for all”

“Alpha, are you still playing that stupid game?” “Shut up! I’ve finally made it to the final boss!”

“Anyway, Varvatos Vex is here”

“Damn it! Couldn’t he take his time?”

Good thing Steve’s kept his phone charged.

“You’ll come quietly, or else”

Cows are effective weapons.

“This thing again?”

“What is it?”

“Where did you get this?”

“I got it for my tenth birthday”

“Now throw it!”

That’ll do.

“Yeah!”

“Kick his butt!”

“Her butt?”

“Its butt!”

“Kick its butt!” Steve respects pronouns.

“You lied?”

“Varvatos promised a king and queen”

“Checkmate”

To be continued.

Part 2

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I say "I love that show where there was that jerk named Steve and he started out really annoying but he had good character development and now he's one of my favorite characters, and he had a bat sometimes!" and people have the AUDACITY to assume I'm talking about Stranger Things? Stan Tales of Arcadia and Steven Q. Palchuk

[creepslain]

❝ see, i told you! ❞ he ignores her threat ( is it even a threat? they've known each other so long, this is simply how claire treats him ) in favor of lifting a finger, pointing towards the noise. his voice is low, he knows to whisper ( to not give away their plans to strangers & creepers alike ). he is steven q. palchuk, he has nerves of steel ( he assures himself, at least, as he takes a step closer ). ❝ i'll check it out. ❞

"     i  can  make  you  go  away .     "          dark  brow  arches  atop  darker  eyes ,     a  wicked  smirk  upon  her  mouth .       own  weapon  twirls  between  hands ,     the  shadow  staff  slicing  cleanly  through  night  air .       "     steve ,     it  was  probably  just  a  raccoon .       look ,     i've  got  my  own  homework  to  do ,     let's  just     ––     "          voice  halts  as  noise  erupts  from  nearby ,     thin  frame  halting  in  place  not  unlike  a  cat ,     waiting  and  watching .

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Why can I see Steve cosplaying Karma JoJo Siwa and Toby is laughing because he used permanent paint

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" Creepslayerz !"

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