#straight stuff

[luhans-cumstained-body]

dancing like a stripper 🐻

fandom(s) ; exo + twice pairing ; kim jongin x hirai momo summary ; just as momo had grown content with her work as a stripper, jongin came along to shake up her world and do things she never thought him capable of doing. least of all towards his own step-sister. wordcount ; 6.5k content ; smut, vaginal sex, pwp, large cock, creampie, breast slapping, face slapping, slut shaming, sexism, dacryphilia, unprotected sex warnings ; rape, step-cest

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a pretty smile was on her lips, it always was when she performed. they paid more if she appeared friendly, if she acted like she liked them. acted like they were special. it was all bullshit, of course. the music was loud, so each click of momo's ridiculously high heels as she walked went unheard. she swung herself around the pole with practiced ease, knew what to do to present her body in the most flattering way. she knew what to do to bring attention to her ass, just like she knew what to do to bring attention to her tits. behind her, a large neon sign read 'MOMO' in bright pink, capitalized letters. all extremely tacky looking, but no one cared about that. she was dressed in a skimpy lingerie set, a purple bra cupping her breasts perfectly and a matching purple thong that left little to the imagination. she felt in her element, used to this by now, even if it had not been her dream as a little girl. using her body to make a living, but it paid. and if the neon sign behind her with her name was any indicator — it paid damn well too. what made the pretty smile fall from her lips mid-performance was when a familiar face appeared in the crowd. jongin. she was far away from her hometown, so she struggled to understand how he could've found her. his face was unreadable, which only filled her with unease. it felt weird to continue with him watching her. ...

[geek-22]

[lurby-core]

Quick birdbrain teto doodles, I love her and this genre of teto songs💗

[pastelaeqy]

stand up tall and see past the dark

[imaginariumwanderer]

Her treasures

[akantorrr]

[secretarysong]

eVe be upon ye 😋😋😋

[cherylblossom]

RACHEL ZEGLER at the ‘Snow White’ press event held at Alcázar de Segovia in Segovia, Spain (12th March 2025)

[ciderjacks]

dad issues

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(I think they were all fundamentally affected by what they saw and just collectively decided not to share the upsetting details)

[luhans-cumstained-body]

meet the parents 🐻

fandom(s) ; exo + itzy pairing ; kim jongin x shin ryujin summary ; ryujin had never been good at meeting the parents, she had a knack for making them dislike her. with jongin's parents, she managed to take things from bad to worse over night. wordcount ; 4.1k content ; smut, vaginal sex, pwp, large cock, thigh riding, established relationship, overstimulation, creampie, nipple licking, cowgirl position, praise kink, light dom/sub undertones, multiple orgasms, begging

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He was still mad. He was trying not to be, that wasn’t lost on Ryujin. “I’m still sorry…” Ryujin said, not sounding convincing at all. She meant it to some degree; she wasn’t sorry about what she did, but she was sorry it was going to give Jongin trouble. She gave a pout, out of character for her and it looked out of character for her too, but she knew Jongin saw some charm in that. This time he didn’t laugh off her attempt at acting cute. “Are you, though?” He was staring at her, visibly annoyed but trying to keep himself calm. He knew Ryujin wasn’t entirely at fault. Ryujin wasn’t his usual type. She was feminine in her own way, but not to the point she looked like a doll. She spoke her mind, rather than kept quiet. She wanted a child, but eventually and just one. She wanted to spend the rest of her life with Jongin, just as he wanted to with her, but she swung both ways. Something Jongin didn’t care about, but something his conservative mother was extremely bothered by. All of it. Mrs. Kim adored Jongin’s ex — his on-again, off-again ex. She was modest, quiet and wanted to bring many little Jongins into this world. Mrs. Kim wanted him back with her, and hadn't been shy of directly saying so either. They would get back together, they always did. Jongin’s advice had been to ignore it, be the bigger person. With time, his mother would get over it. She’d accept Ryujin was the one he wanted to be with, because no matter how many times he tried to tell her so, she wouldn’t believe it. Ryujin hadn’t listened during their latest visit. ...

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Listen, this came to me in a dream

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

casual reminder before tomorrow arrives that abstaining or voting 3rd party instead of voting for harris is THE most selfish thing you can do. i know you think you are doing the right thing, but i cannot emphasize enough that these two candidates are NOT "equally bad." palestinians will be in significantly more danger if that criminal shitstain wins, IN ADDITION TO every other minority and less privileged person. if you really and truly want to prove your motivation is to stop the harm of others, then you MUST put your ego aside and do the uncomfortable thing. this is not the time for a boycott. this is not the time to dig your heels in the sand and claim you can't possibly go against your morals. the truth of the matter is that palestinians will be safer if you vote for harris. as a queer woc, with so many friends and family whose well-being is at risk, i will feel more betrayed by you than by the people who vote for trump, bc we are supposed to take care of each other, and yet you'd rather watch us burn than do the uncomfortable thing. abstaining is nothing but a selfish, holier-than-thou, performative act. if you abstain, then you are actively causing harm, and if he wins because of it, those of us who can use our common sense will never forget how much you fucked us over. if he wins, more people (including palestinians) are going to get hurt, and that blood will be on your hands. do the uncomfortable thing. it's a better show of moral integrity than abstaining will ever be

[thebrainrotsreal]

Was pondering how Mark’s rigid ass mask/lens is prob a Budget Thing (since squishy, bendy lens are pretty much a mandate for all hero animated series, like JL, BTAS, TNBA, Spider-Man, etc), and then I was slapped with a vision of Mark in a more JL/BTAS-ish style and I had to see it through. I am a genius btw.

[random-cockroach]

I literally find such company very strange but at the same time interesting to look at, like when you put a hamster... actually, just 4 different breeds of hamsters together

[disgracefulthings]

Shen Qingqiu: Have you ever noticed that most of the Peak Lords are, uhh, you know...

Shang Qinghua: Gay AF

Shen Qingqiu: Sure

Shang Qinghua: Of course, I made them that way

Shen Qingqiu: Really? Even Liu Qingge?

Shang Qinghua: Dude, you can't seriously still think he's straight! C'mon bro

Shen Qingqiu: Well are there any straight Peak Lords?

Shang Qinghua: Of course, there's five of them

Shen Qingqiu: And which ones are those?

Shang Qinghua: ...I don't remember their names

[starridge]

blehhhh long-ass factory settings au summary/ramble bc someone asked for more info so ermmmmmmmmm ya.....

there's some stuff not in here cuz i wanna make comics abt it but this is the general gist.....

**This is going off the hc that time works differently in the dark world, in reference to Ralsei’s lines about it being forever since Kris and Susie were there in ch2 (I KNOW ITS A JOKE BUT it gives everything more breathing room ok.)

Ralsei, helping Susie find Tenna in TV World, loses the Dealmakers without realizing. After finding and repairing Tenna, the fountain is sealed, unknowingly leaving Spamton behind. Somehow, something in the darkness makes sure they end up where they need to be, but not without some accidental repercussions. I’ve just been saying it’s Gastery/depths shit and calling it a day.

The Dealmakers sit outside Castle Town, alone at the bottom of the purple cliffs. When Spamton takes form again, he’s been “reset”-- his appearance looks like that of a normal (albeit short) Addison, and he can’t remember anything beyond his basic function as an Addison; He is a darkner, an email Addison named “Spamton”. He is from Cyber City. There are other Addisons, all they do is advertise.

Confused by his decidedly non-Cyber City surroundings, he makes his way into Castle Town, finding the Addisons by their makeshift storefront in the training grounds. He tries to strike up casual conversation, hoping for answers, but is met with terrified confusion from his fellow Addisons.

The Addisons, meanwhile, have been ignoring the elephant in the room since they told Kris about their old friend in the Trash Zone. They’ve been keeping an eye out for Spamton ever since their arrival in Castle Town, all quietly hoping he’ll turn up somehow, hoping he wasn’t left behind, but not vocalizing it. Never discussing it.

They’re woefully unprepared for when Spamton actually shows up, looking (almost) like how they remember before it all went wrong, acting like he’s never met them before. Reasonably freaked out, they try to find Ralsei, who’s busy setting up rooms for the arrivals coming in the morning. Instead, the Addisons question Spamton cautiously, seeing if he’s mad at them, why he’s acting like he doesn’t know them… 

Eventually, they come to the conclusion that he really, genuinely doesn’t remember them at all. Well, they can’t really be mad at someone who doesn’t exist anymore, and if he doesn’t remember them, he can’t hold it against them for abandoning him after making it big. After all, he doesn’t even remember making it big. So, with a twinge of guilt, they let him set up “shop” with the rest of them, ignoring everything that happened the best they can. The Addisons explain that Spamton knows them, they think he’s lost his memory somehow, and they used to be friends until they drifted apart– conveniently keeping their explanation vague to obfuscate any blame. (It’s not so much reconciliation as their way of absolving themselves of guilt and pretending they’re better for it).

Spamton takes time to poke around Castle Town, all the while gathering that whoever he was before… Was not particularly well-liked. Trying to enter the cafe leads to the Addisons having a hushed conversation with Swatch, then a sympathetic, if not a bit confused, look in his direction; a pattern that seems to continue wherever he goes. He know’s there’s something going on no one’s telling him, but if whoever he was before was hated that much, does he want to know?

When Susie bursts into Castle Town sometime later, panicked and followed closely by an entourage of TV World darkners, the group of Addisons are quick to check out the commotion. Amidst the chaos, the old, waterlogged CRT catches Spamton’s eye. He calls Tenna hot and they freak out and tell him he can’t get back with his ex. But Spamton doesn’t even know the guy so why not shoot his shot.

Once Tenna is given some time to recover, Ralsei takes him on a tour of Castle Town. When they hear Tenna approaching, the Addisons try to hide Spamton, but are too engrossed in pitching their products to the pair to keep an eye on him for long. With that, Spamton slips off.

Headed back to the castle alone, Tenna is met face to face with. Spamton. Not the wrong, broken Spamton he saw in the closet, not even the Spamton who left him after that fateful phone call, but one he never knew, one from before he was a big shot. Still, he knows his old partner.

Tenna clearly takes this very, very well and does not freak out at all.

I’m not sure abt interactions after this but I think there’s a lot of push and pull between Spamton and Tenna.  Tenna wants so badly to be mad at Spamton, to resent him, tell him he doesn’t deserve his presence after leaving. But he also can’t fully blame someone who doesn’t even know they did anything wrong. He tries to keep him at a distance so he can’t be hurt, but staying away is so hard. It’s the kind of thing where he keeps hurting himself because he can’t stop himself.

Spamton is equally haunted because he deserves it I hate him so much. Tenna is a stranger who’s being so resentful towards him in a way none of the other darkners in Castle Town are. He should just accept that and move on, ignore Tenna, take the loss. Like Tenna, though, he can’t. He’s weirdly drawn to this person who hates him so, so much, and he feels bad in his chest in a way he can’t place. Not guilt, not shame, but bad, cold. He’s frustrated being unfairly blamed for something he never did, made to face the consequences of actions he never committed. Worse, he’s haunted by voices he shouldn’t know coming through his speech. Commercials with his voice, with Tenna’s voice. And there’s something so compelling about the way Tenna talks about what they had…. 

Misc Rambling Section xx

Tenna doesn’t go to Mettaton (yet?). This AU follows the Chapter 4 events wherein Kris never goes to Castle Town before the church dark world, and Susie saves Tenna from the rain instead. Tenna’s kinda fucked up emotionally from being thrown out and left in the rain after being promised he wouldn’t be abandoned again.

Spamton is visually a normal Addison again, but wearing the same clothes he wore before being “reset”. He still has his dialogue quirks (personally I think he just says them cuz he’s a spam email but that’s not really important to the AU), and will occasionally recycle old bits of dialogue he shouldn’t be able to know if he was truly reset. Between that and his weird feelings around Tenna (and occasionally, anyone else who’s wronged him, but it’s strongest around Tenna), it’s clear there’s some ghost of his old coding left behind. The first time Tenna hears Spamton pull out a line only pre-reset Spamton would know he freaks out and thinks Spamton might be lying about not remembering anything.

Lowkey though Spamton would lead Tenna on to try and get answers at some point and Tenna would have a fucking breakdown bc Spamton just can’t change can he??

One of the other Addisons will prob come onto Tenna at one point and Spamton will lose his mind a little bc he doesn’t wanna be with Tenna but that doesn’t mean they get to

Spamton eventually learns that the Addisons aren’t being entirely truthful about their past with him, that they somehow wronged him, and will also have a fucking breakdown.

TL;DR Spamton and Tenna torture each other bc they’re exes who cannot stay away from each other and blame each other for everything wrong ever

(IDK if Spamton can or would get his memories back I’ll probably draw stuff with both eventually. Whatever makes your heart happy.)