#stringbean is best boy >:3

[hoooman1]

STRINGBEAN. I LOVE YOU. ITS LITERALLY THE PERFECT NAME FOR HIMMMMM :33

This is my newest son, Stringbean. He's silly and his neck wiggles.

ignore my ugly ass hand/arm/sleeve gang >_<

[mr-damian-s-power]

It’s not just the bad lesson in TOH, The Collecor and Stringbean are good examples of how inconsistent the writing became in the final episodes

In the Collector’s case it’s how their characterization kept shifting from Season 2 to the last episodes of Season 3

And how Stringbean became a “snakeshifter” showing how inconsistent the palismen concept became in the world building.

I am of the opinion that as soon as the writers found out the show was being shortened, they should have instantly cut the Collector. With how late in the game he's introduced, there was no time to develop him, and especially not enough time to give him a meaningful or satisfying 'redemption arc'.

Okay, tell a lie, there MIGHT have been enough time to develop him at least a bit if S3 used its time wisely. Did we really need all that crap at Hexside? Could we not have used this time to further develop Belos and the Collector?

That's not even bringing up what you mentioned! Him going from an aloof trickster God who views everyone as nothing but toys in his game, to a 'poor sad little boy who only wants a friend'. People like to call Lilith's redemption bad (which wasn't perfect, don't get it twisted), but look at how quickly ol' Collie changes!

How about this; Instead of Belos gaining power from the Collector, him and the Archivists just don't exist. Belos has been around for hundreds of years, we won't question it that he's managed to learn and keep some very ancient and very powerful types of magic.

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Now onto Stringbean! I don't like Stringbean! I don't like what she represents! First of all, she's just fanservice! I'm sure people debated on what Luz's Palisman would be, and the writers couldn't decide so she's a shapeshifter. So, Luz gets a 'weird' Palisman that can be whatever it wants to. Weird? That's the coolest thing ever! Yep, Luz gets a really cool and special Palisman because she's just that great.🙄

Also, I found it incredibly shitty that Hunter loses Flapjack, his best friend and disability aid, then Luz very shortly afterwards gains her super cool and unique Palisman that is better than all the others. Just me?

How about this instead:

Stringbean is a little Snake Palisman (because Luz likes Snakes) who has been abandoned! She was thrown out by her previous owner when she was damaged and was deemed 'useless'. Her old owner couldn't use her to perform magic as powerfully anymore, and tossed her away like nothing. Luz comes across this poor hurt creature and feels pity for her. She finds it unfair to be thrown away when you've 'outlived your usefulness' like some rubbish.

Palismans are meant to be companions, not disposable tools! This is also under the impression Stringbean is introduced a bit earlier on. The whole time, she's upset at being abandoned and tries to help Luz despite her now limited magic capacity. Luz has to reassure her.

"you don't have to be useful to gain my love. I don't care if you're the most powerful Palisman that ever existed, or as powerless as me. You're more than just my Palisman, Stringbean. You're my friend, and nothing will ever change that. Everyone deserves love, and nobody should be made to prove that they're deserving of it."

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Thoughts?

[mellowsmuses]

(MY) King Clawthorne Headcanons

He's a plushie klepto-maniac keep your stuffies close!

2. He's growing a little more each day but is concerned he will probably outlive all his friends.

3. He's a big mama's boy and Eda wants to make her proud with his crimes and being her backup in any sticky situation.

4. King gets jealous when others take his sister away to do teenager-related activities. but he will not harm them or put them in danger he's learned his lesson.

5. Edric is one of his favorite people to discuss feelings of inequity and insecurities. He does call him "Blight Brother" a lot because he does want him to think of him like a brother!

6. King calls Emira "Blight Sister" not only because Emira is also too close to Eda, but because he doesn't want to leave her out on the nicknames.

7. Speaking with Emira is easy for him because he enjoys her chaotic and funny nature. [bonus] King is known to cling to people he's attached to especially when sleepy.

8. Willow's lap is one of his favorite places to curl up and nap.

9. Gus and King are a deadly duo don't let them hatch plans together.

10. Amity and King have a "Rocky" relationship to say the least at least at the start. He does hold the cupcake thing over her head, but it's more of a teasing water-under-the-bridge joke for him now.

11. King calls Matty gay and laughs at him just to get a reaction out of the uptight and snidey boy.

12. King Clawthorne is maturing each day he and Steve have deep conversations about life.

13. King is quick to give Steve a high-high (jump) five when he thinks he's found a girlfriend.

14. King bothers Katya by suggesting she watch food documentaries where they shred the vegetables into chips.

15. King asks lots of questions to Katya about her vampire heritage because he often confuses her about a royal heritage.

16. In an AU King plays pranks on (an alternate Luz) Luna a lot, because he wants to be close to her and just can't find the right words.

17. King tells Willow she should plant hydrangeas and start a ARMY.

18. King will cause a lot of trouble and hide behind Luz, but he can't fool Eda!

19. King is a shoulder demon if your shoulder is vacant and your close by he will climb onto your shoulder.

20. King climbs all over Boscha like a jungle gym just to make her play tag with him!

21. Hunter is his favorite person to get scratches to his belly from (besides Luz) that's Rare

22. If Boscha's too tired to yell or shout at him or she's sick. He will actually curl up by her and keep her warm.

23. King learns by example and he pays a lot of attention to Blight Siblings and Hunter (Wasp) in how to go absolutely feral.

24. King will become Gus and Willow's fanboy when they do the powerful glowing eyes.

25. King will visit Alador while he's working and bring him a bagged lunch.

26. King tries to help Emira with her hair braid but winds up getting stuck while mid-braiding stuck to her head in the braid.

27. King gets visits from the collector on special weekends they have a really strong best friend bond.

30. Stringbean is King's new little sister! 31. Eda is his favorite person!!!

[maggierosestudio]

Tagged by ^ @sweepy-stringbean

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[let-us-cultivate-our-garden]

Initial Thoughts and Reactions to “For the Future”

Spoilers after the cut. Avoid if you don’t like me being salty over the Collector.

Well, we are here at our penultimate episode of The Owl House. I enjoyed this one much more than “Thanks to Them” mainly in its depiction of Belos and not adding more Hunter angst. My main gripe with the season premiere is that it gave Belos this new-found possession power in a clear case of New Powers as the Plot Requires. Hunter spends 3/4s of the episode recovering and finding himself only for all of that to be obliterated by Belos once again. I have a more detailed post here.

Anyway, things I liked about FtF: the animation, holy smokes do they go all out with the fluid animation! Stand out pieces include the Collector’s sparkle wave and the reveal of Luz’s palisman. I liked how the little critter can shape-shift. Did you want an otter, here it is! A bat? That too! A snake? Well, that’s its default form! Her name is Stringbean. You will die for Stringbean.

Camila continues to be the best animated parent ever as she learns more about the Boiling Isles and how much it means to her daughter. Despite being freaked out multiple times, Camila sees how important the place and the people are to Luz and more importantly, how Luz is only hurting herself by pretending she wants to return to the human realm. Luz finally discovered who she was in the Demon Realm but she hadn’t realized yet, she only focused on her failures. Camila is able to open up about her own mistakes as a parent which triggers Luz’s realization as to what she really wants. She never fit in the human realm and had to find people in the Demon Realm that understood her so all she really wanted was to be understood. This epiphany followed by her palisman hatching is a beautiful climax to her character arc.

Things I was not fond of: The Collector. They’re a last-minute addition to the show and it’s apparent; his only real characterization is that he’s immature, likes to play, and doesn’t seem to realize the consequences of his actions. This would be a good starting point for a deeper, more layered character but the show is going for the common fan interpretation that “he’s just a kid! He just needs someone to guide him and he’ll be good!”

This is the same character who was a-okay with witch-genocide but since he’s a “kid” he gets a pass from the fandom and the show because he’s super-lonely and just wants friends.

Plus, there is the strong implication that he was not even responsible for the death of the Titans but other, apparently more “adult” Collectors were. See! He’s not like the others! He just wants to have fun! Belos is a bad influence! No wonder he’s like that!

Belos returns and true to form, starts manipulating people but this time in Raine’s puppified body. I didn’t care for Bunter but at least this possession makes sense because he is doing it to gain control over the Collector again. Belos didn’t feel like Belos in “Thanks to Them”; we didn’t get his reaction to the human realm despite it being foreshadowed, he was more like a movie monster villain than the character we’ve known since season 1. Here, at least Belos is being relatively subtle in his schemes instead of spouting cliched villain dialogue.

So Belos-as-Puppet-Raine starts to convince the Collector that King is actually trying to harm him! Obviously, King isn’t but the show needs to have a conflict between King and the Collector so it commits the most cliched miscommunication trope possible: Out-of-Context Eavesdropping. You’ve seen it before: Character A overhears Character B talk about them and out of context it sounds terrible. Character A is upset and leaves the scene. We cut back to Character B and it turns out that Character B meant something totally different! It’s in damn near every movie (especially kid’s media), it’s trite and everyone knows how it will end.

This is the problem with the Collector’s characterization so far: it’s basic. He’s just the Sad Lonely Boy Who Needs Friends. He makes mistakes but only because he doesn’t know any better! He falls under the sway of the Bad Guy and the Heroes have to save the Sad Lonely Boy and show him the True Meaning of Friendship. I really hope the show doesn’t go that route but all signs point in that direction.

This has been my main problem with The Owl House is that despite its commitment to trope-busting and nuanced characters, it lays all of the world’s problems on one person who is primarily characterized as Evil Incarnate. Fortunately, we do get some glimpses of Belos and “Caleb.” Belos is literally falling apart and sees visions of Caleb (whether it’s a ghost or a hallucination is unclear) and he lashes out in anger, blaming “Caleb” for everything. The “ghosts” of the previous grimwalkers even show up and Belos rebukes them with a simple “oh, shut up.” It’s a brief yet effective look at Belos’ vulnerability and his adamant refusal to even acknowledge his actions. The man is literally haunted by his past but can’t turn back now because what would he even do? I like to think that these apparitions are really Belos’ guilty consciousness made manifest since his worst memories are when he kills his brother and the “birth” of the first grimwalker. Belos, despite his literal monstrosity, is a supremely human villain and I just wish the show spent a little more time showing the tragedy of his character instead of being the Source of All Evil in the Boiling Isles.

Since we got this little taste of Belos’ “haunting,” I’m hopeful that it will all come to fruition in the finale and we can have a proper sendoff to his character.

Assorted musings:

· The Collector should have petrified Terra. It would have cemented his status as a Real Threat instead of just another misunderstood child who was abused by Belos.

· Speaking of Terra, I like how the animators gave her an old-lady pouch. Even evil folks need body diversity.

· Willow finally got some focus and a little mini-arc of her own. This would have been more impactful if she was more of a key player in Season 2B instead of it being the Luz and Hunter Show.

· Hunter has Flapjack’s teleporting abilities. Yay! Our boy can do magic! It would have been neat though if Hunter could hear Flapjack in his head. If Belos could hear the thousands of palisman souls screaming in his mind then why can’t Hunter do the same?

· Hooty manages to be freaky in an endearing way even as a jack-in-the-box. Never change Hooty.

· Why is Boscha here? We haven’t seen her properly since season 1 so it was a little jarring to see how much time they spent on this character. I guess a few loose ends needed to be tied and we needed to see what was going on with Hexside so here we are. Kiki is also here for Reasons. I guess we need a few mini-bosses before dealing with The Collector/Belos duo.

[bluegoesbloop]

Dream SMP Fic Recs Masterlist

Masterpost

Works: 43

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: None of these fics have been written by me and some may include potentially triggering topics. I have done my best to include all necessary extra information, but if I have missed something please let me know. Also, some of these works are written about topics that are problematic, for example: underage, shipping real life people, step siblings, etc. Please remember that these are all works of fiction and most of these ‘problematic fics’ are written and read as a way to cope with trauma, or to purge oneself of a hyperfixation, so use your own judgement when clicking on them, and do not send hate to either the authors or me. I have included some of these writings in the lists to help other people who may be looking for a safe outlet for their thoughts, if you do not like it please just skip over it.

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¿Tu idioma o el mio? (your language or mine)

KARLNAPITY [KARL JACOBS/SAPNAP/QUACKITY]

@/acatalepsy - ao3 - 3,709 words, 1/1 chapter(s)

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: written in english

✰ PERSONAL FAVOURITE

Begonias

DREAMNOTFOUND [DREAM/GEORGENOTFOUND]

@/sleepygurl - ao3 - 41,090 words - 39/39 chapter(s)

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: mild smut, hanahaki disease

Why are you so sad kid (well the fact is)

TOMMYINNIT!CENTRIC [GEN]

@HaloRocks1214 - ao3 - 13,068 words, 1/1 chapter(s)

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: child abuse, bad motherinnit, bad fatherinnit, irl fic

✰ PERSONAL FAVOURITE

accelerate

DREAMNOTFOUND [DREAM/GEORGENOTFOUND]

@/honkdaddyy @/isntitcrazy - ao3 - 15,317 words - 2/2 chapter(s) [ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: smut, street racing au, street racer!dream, flag boy!George

dichotomy

GEORGEBUR [GEORGENOTFOUND/WILBUR SOOT] @/wallopi - ao3 - 10,488 words - 1/1 chapter(s) [ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: angel!wilbur, fallen angel/demon!george

share your ghosts with your friends

WILBUR SOOT & TOMMYINNIT & TECHNOBLADE & TUBBO @/itisjosh - ao3 - 1,030 words - 1/1 chapter(s) [ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: ghost hunter!wilbur, skeptic!technoblade, ghost!tommy, ghost!tubbo

find a formula to cure me

WILBUR!CENTRIC

@/WOOanao3user - ao3 - 4,334 words - 2/2 chapter(s)

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: depression, wilbur pov

chaton

DREAM/GEORGENOTFOUND

@/anonymous - ao3 - 4,721 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: smut, George in a skirt, George wearing cat ears]

DOWN

DREAM/GEORGENOTFOUND

@/yourwishlist - ao3 - 46, 490 words - 12/12 chapter(s)

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: Street racing AU

and i'm lonely (there i said it)

TOMMYINNIT!CENTRIC [GEN]

@/ghostbandaids - ao3 - 8,623 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: self harm, self hatred, depression, happy ending

pretty boy privileges™

DREAM/GEORGENOTFOUND

@/acatalepsy - ao3 - 2153 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: gogy's pretty privilege

✰ PERSONAL FAVOURITE

wanna dance in socks around you DREAM/GEORGENOTFOUND

@/GenOfEve - ao3 - 7,472 words - 2/2 chapter(s)

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: smut, George in a skirt

I was made for loving you

DREAM/GEORGENOTFOUND

@/xshittylialife - ao3 - 6,606 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: soulmate au

business and pleasure

DREAM/GEORGENOTFOUND

@/cameronld - ao3 - 14,161 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: smut, office au, plot twist at the end

✰ PERSONAL FAVOURITE

bring your son to war day

TOMMY & RANBOO

@/ Sunshine_3 - ao3 - 51, 897 words - 14/14 chapters

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: child!ranboo, accidental baby acquisition

✰ PERSONAL FAVOURITE

the more you know the less you see

@/acatalepsy - ao3 - 17,663 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

RANBOO!CENTRIC

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: eating disorder, abusive parents, gaslighting, stockholm syndrome, child neglect

✰ PERSONAL FAVOURITE

It’s not kidnapping it’s just adoption (that’s how it works, right?) [gen]

@/SolivagantStories - ao3 - 1,719 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

BADBOYHALO & SKEPPY & SAPNAP

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: accidental baby acquisition

candles [dreamnap]

@/benevolent_bear - ao3 - 2,853 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

DREAM/SAPNAP

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: hurt/comfort, sad sapnap

Holy Word [karlnap]

@snapcaps - ao3 - 6,094 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

KARL JACOBS/SAPNAP

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: smut, under-negotiated kink, age regression, age play

The Dream Doll [dnf]

@/PeppDream - ao3 - 26,103 words - 10/10 chapter(s)

DREAM/GEORGENOTFOUND

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: Dream is cursed to turn into a doll each day

you could buy my silence (if you've got none to lose) [platonic tombur]

@/Drhair76 - ao3 - 7,116 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

TOMMYINNIT/WILBUR SOOT

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: platonic soulmates

Two sides of the same ghostly coin

@/itisjosh - ao3 - 1,740 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

QUACKITY & JSCHLATT

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: ghost!schlatt

Polaroid angel [dnf]

@/gothxclaudia - ao3 - 46,332 words - 40/40 chapter(s)

Dream/GeorgeNotFound

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: model!George, photographer!dream, drug addiction, alcohol addiction, mental health issues, smut

you can put your dukes down, stringbean

@/honeytv - ao3 - 33,529 words - 20/20 chapter(s)

SBI, TOMMY & TUBBO

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: au - superheroes, vigilantes

✰ PERSONAL FAVOURITE

take this compass, follow it home [sbi] @/lightning_anon - ao3 - 49,689 words - 12/12 chapter(s) SBI FAMILY [ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: it gets worse before it gets better, sbi foster family ✰ PERSONAL FAVOURITE

late night strawberry frutopia [dnf]

@/joylight - ao3 - 19,962 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

DREAM/GEORGENOTFOUND

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: Strangers to Friends to Lovers, uses dream's real name

✰ PERSONAL FAVOURITE

The art and (mine)craft of war [gen]

@/bluesandbirds - ao3 - 4,271 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

TECHNOBLADE & TOMMYINNIT

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: sbi family

Bye Bye Rosie Off You Go to Birmingham Via Great Western [gen]

@/acatalepsy - ao3 - 3,159 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

DREAM & GEORGENOTFOUND

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: colourblindness, light angst

✰ PERSONAL FAVOURITE

The sound the sea makes [gen]

@/acatalepsy - ao3 - 3,384 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

TOMMYINNIT & WILBUR SOOT

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: Tommy has low blood pressure

✰ PERSONAL FAVOURITE

What did you mean when you said forever, when you implied eternity [xnf]

@/Laii - ao3 - 7,174 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

DreamXD/GeorgeNotFound

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: dream is not dream xd

Catch me if you can

@/anonymous - ao3 - 64,146 words - 43/43 chapter(s)

DREAM/TOMMYINNIT + TECHNOBLADE/TUBBO

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: general!techno, bounty hunter!dream, aged up!Tommy, aged up!Tubbo

✰ PERSONAL FAVOURITE

Guilt [tombur]

@/greyality - ao3 - 11,071 words - 6/6 chapter(s)

TOMMYINNIT/WILBUR SOOT

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: soulmates, no smut

✰ PERSONAL FAVOURITE

I’m tired of living alone (yeah!!) [gen]

@/acatalepsy - ao3 - 4523 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

TOMMY & WILBUR SOOT

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: panic attack, asthma attack

Boys will be bugs [gen]

@/ThatRingsABelle - ao3 - 19,647 words - 15/15 chapter(s)

TOMMY!CENTRIC

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: powers, bodyswap

Homestay [georgebur]

@/petric0re - ao3 - 5,157 words - 4/4 chapter(s)

WILBUR SOOT/GEORGENOTFOUND

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: friends to lovers, miscommunication

One Step Backwards [gen]

@/MollyPollyKins, @/tenella - ao3 - 10,377 words - 2/2 chapter(s)

TOMMY!CENTRIC

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: phantommy

There’s a room where the light won’t find us (hold my hand please) [gen]

@/seeds - ao3 - 2,502 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

TOMMY & DREAM

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: Tommy and dream are siblings, dream is a good guy

✰ PERSONAL FAVOURITE

Ghost hunting [gen]

@/itisjosh - ao3 - 1,250 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

WILBUR SOOT & TOMMYINNIT

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: ghost!tommy

Fell in love with the feeling of being cared for [gen]

@/promkingx - ao3 - 1,211 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

WILBUR SOOT & TOMMYINNIT

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: Tommy has arachnophobia

✰ PERSONAL FAVOURITE

Sisterinnit [gen]

@/amooniesong - ao3 - 2,180 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

TOMMY!CENTRIC

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: Tommy has a baby sister

A gremlins first words [gen]

@/theshycreeper - ao3 - 4,003 words - 3/3 chapter(s)

WILBUR SOOT & TOMMYINNIT

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: baby!Tommy

New religion [dnf]

@/ncthcritic - ao3 - 2,629 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

DREAM/GEORGENOTFOUND

[ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: smut

hold me gently (keep me safe)

@/SirLiy - ao3 - 3,538 words - 1/1 chapter(s)

SBI

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION]: vigilante au, vigilante!tommy

[catboyelphaba]

what’s this??? gelphie character references??? >:3

yeah! if you’re having trouble picturing them in my writing (or if my descriptions don’t really match up with how you see them in your own head), here’s just how I imagine they look (and how you can expect to see them described). (this also exists in case i forget some details) <3

Elphaba:

tall (like 6′2″ probably?)

lanky bby. stringbean. got that Library physique.

toned arms, still. she carries a lot of books around and it’s not like that’s not gonna build (or at least maintain) muscle

FANGS this is NON-NEGOTIABLE (and her other teeth are sharp, too)

a few freckles!!

do i. do i need to say that she’s green

i once read a fic where she blushed purple (instead of just darker green) and i’ve lived by that headcanon ever since

eye color is a whole spaghetti-tangle of genetic fuckery (and her lineage being. unique also throws another spanner in the works) but she’s got brown eyes w/ little gold flecks in them

*voice of god* behold! the holy no-tiddies mathematical expression: childhood neglect/malnutrition + a dubious-at-best ruling of afab (that’s canon, don’t come for me) + the metabolism of a hummingbird on speed + constantly walking around a big-ass college campus

i promise i’m not a creepy dude who writes about boobs all the time i’m just a trans guy and an escapist

sharp! elbows, knees, tongue, you name it

why the fuck does she lose her glasses after Popular that shit makes no sense. i wear glasses and will never get over this. anyways she’s blind as fuck without them and it’s safe to assume she’s wearing them whenever i write her

dark under-eye circles

i mean,,,,,, she’s a college student majoring in a STEM field like. what did u expect lmao

right-handed, but reasonably dexterous with her left as well

HOWEVER her handwriting ranges between “yeah i think i can read that?” and “fucking illegible” at any given time this girl has NO patience and her brain is faster than her hands by MILES

nose is a lil crooked (common symptom of Will-Fight-A-Bitch Syndrome)

scars

oh boy so many uhhhhh. 

lots of common ones like knees/elbows from just Being a Kid

several in the wrist/forearm region, mostly from her teeth

most of the more serious ones are on her back. they’re shaped like buckles and sharp lines and the death-masks of flames and one of her favorite hobbies is not talking about them

two almost-identical ones on her right hip and shoulder that she legitimately does not know the origins of (literally no significance to this, just kind of funny)

short nails. she bites em when she’s nervous. whoops

glinda already waxes poetic about her hair in the book so i’ll leave it at that ;) only distinguishing characteristic i usually add is that it’s like. hella long. like waist-length at least

Glinda:

short!! tiny!! (like. 5′1″ max she is SMALL!!)

n chubby! aughhg my vision of glinda is just. so soft she makes me happy to think about. i’d love to get a hug from her any day of the week

teeth are a little crooked but in like. a charming way

fuck it, she has freckles too. more of them, b/c she doesn’t spend as much time inside as Elphaba does

pale as fuck; see above. doesn’t tan, just gets freckles (as a fellow pasty bitch i can relate)

this one’s kind of dumb to specify lmao she blushes like a normal person

two subtly-different blues in her eyes. it’s weird and it looks like a trick of the light at first but it lends her some mystery

i had a conversation with an online friend about this YEARS ago :,) i miss her... love you, olive, wherever you are...

it’s important to pay attention to her eyes in conversation. she might be acting dumb but she’s keyed IN. much sharper than a lot of people realize, or give her credit for

oh boy the boobie question. uhhh you guys know what? i’ll leave this one up to you, honestly it’s not v important to me

the round/soft to Elphaba’s angles <33 fuck i love that dynamic so much

probably needs glasses but would NEVER wear them. a lil squinty as a result, sometimes

actually gets the appropriate amount of sleep! good for her, honestly. charismatic enough that she can talk her way into extensions/out of missing assignments VERY easily to catch those extra Z’s

lefty!! (so she and Elphaba can hold hands without compromising their dexterity or whatever) her handwriting is really neat b/c she has to go slowly in order to not smudge the ink

so, naturally, Elphaba’s handwriting annoys the fuck out of her kjhgjfkdfsj (she can still read it with barely any trouble tho b/c she’s a fucking simp i don’t make the rules) (oh wait. i do.)

misc. facial features

cute lil nose!

OH MY GOD SHE HAS DIMPLES I ALMOST FORGOT

pierced ears, naturally

no scars, surprisingly. she was a cautious kid

nails aren’t long, but are well-maintained

her hair is like. ungodly soft. v shiny, naturally curly, just as bouncy and sunshiny as she is <333

she’s just such a ball of positivity??? i lov,,,,,, she,,,,,

[magicflowershop]

one day kitty; Tsukishima version

《inspired by movie A Whisker Away》

✿✿ you wished to be with the person you like and wish granted. whiskers, button nose, tail, four legs and ears on top of the head; you turned into a cat. with this, you are given the opportunity to be with the person you want to express your affections to. but as a cat. and only in one day.

― haikyuu characters x cat!reader imagines!

❀ masterlist ❀

the wheel of names have spoken.

Tsukishima found a cat sleeping on his window sill that morning

he doesnt know why but the sight of that cat annoyed him that he went to school with a frown on his face

Yamaguchi thought he did something wrong but he knew that if he spoke up he’d be told to shut up again,,,, 

Yams still asked

now Tsukki didn’t know what to tell him bc he wants to give no attention to a certain cat that’s been following him on their way to school,,, yk for some odd reason he can’t give a name to

even so, Yams being the precious lad he is, saw the little cat and entertained him while Tsukki took the run for it,,, again for some reason

its been a few hours and even during classes, Tsukki sees the cat once again through the window, chilling on a tree branch

it was no ordinary cat

or maybe Tsukki has lost his mind

but he was sure of it tho

quite

Tsukki looked out and saw that cat,, then the cat found his eyes and locked their gazes together,,, Tsukki has no idea how that staring contest ended up lasting for almost thirty minutes 

Tsukki was very sure this cat was an alpha lmAOOO

disregarding that, Tsukishima sensed something familiar from this little cat thats been noticeably following him everywhere even as to spying on him in his room while he was getting ready

the cat was so strange that it reminded him of someone he knew

which he seems to find himself looking for during lunch break 

and now he found it even stranger when said person had the audacity of ignoring him, as they passed by each other

that was prolly for the best

so Tsukki wouldn’t get migraine for the day ykyk

nyways the cat

the cat was also confused, staring at the same person this whole time,,, right beside him

“Tsukki, that was weird,,, y/n never batted an eye on you today. she’d usually bark at you but ig she’s tired today,,, she wasn’t being herself”

“shut up, Yamaguchi”

“sorry Tsukki”

i love that nyWAY

now you and Tsukki are e m e n i e s

how so?

Tsukki has been fed up with this random kid from a different class who always goes and picks up fights with him no matter what,, and so it concluded to him disliking said kid with every fiber of his being, which also happened to be you

contrary to his belief however, you two were simply opposites of each other and seemed to be clashing ideas no matter what the topic given is,,, which soon translates to arguments

little did he know tho you clash with him on purpose to get his attention because you are a lost cause and very head-over-heels for his lame-ass 

so much so that you wished to become a cat in order to stalk in sum more

<3

and as emenies,, its natural Tsukki will find it weird you ignored him in the hallway when you’re normally up his nose whenever you see him

bc you’re crazy like that

but thank god you were calm today

he thought

so this went on for the rest of the day

you guys passed by each other a bunch more and he kept getting a cold shoulder,,,,,,

YOU GUYS PASSED BY EACH OTHER A BUNCH MORE AND HE KEPT GETTING A COLD SHOULDER HOW DARE YOU?????

it didn’t take Yams half a braincell to notice Tsukki getting lowkey dejected from the said cold shoulder,,,, but Tsukki being Tsukki

sigh

plus, there’s this cat that’s been followin him around the entire time

“you’re not allowed to be here”

ah yes a 

✨ smartass ✨

he see the cat slowly sneaking its way inside the gym while they were off to practice after classes

the cat looked up at him with its big, shiny eyes as if it was pleading for Tsukki to let it in and watch them prolly,,, but Tsukki knew havin a cat in there would be a drag,,, and he might get yelled at by Daichi as well

even if this was an alpha cat we mentioned earlier

Tsukki shut the door

but soon after practice, nobody noticed when Tsukishima casually left the gym to look for the cat

a clown ✨

you were just chillin over a tree branch when you saw Tsukki wandering around the place looking for something,, and then he saw you

you see him sigh of relief and walk towards the tree

“do you not have a home you belong in?”

lmao someone’s not very good at handling animals, you thought to yourself,,, that you wanted to clown him sum more

you walked towards the end of the branch as carefully as you can, while Kei watched you with terror in his eyes

“what are you doing? you’re gonna fall off”

definitely not used to handling cats specifically!

while knowing full well this boy is a n00b, you stared at him mockingly, swinging your tail back and forth at his face next, resting your entire feline body at the tip of the branch that is in the verge of snapping

the terror in his eyes translated into worry in a split second when the branch did snap and the cat fell 

Tsukki wasn’t fast enough to both catch the cat and to realize that cats are created ✨ agile ✨

he, once again, felt like a 🤡

you gave him a smug look when you landed perfectly on your feet and saw the dumbfounded look on his face lmfao what is going on

and that hit Tsukki once again,,, the cat reminded him so much of you that it pained him so much both mentally and physically also psychologically but yk

Tsukki sat down on the grass, reluctantly reaches out a hand towards the cat,,, and takes it back, like what was he doing lol

but you looked straight into his eyes, which made him subconsciously reach out to you once more and this time you gave him no time to pull it back because you nuzzled you whole head under his palm

:c

Tsukki then gave in, caressing the cat’s fur as gently as he could

“oi TsukISHIMA!!”

Hinata called for Tsukki and the rest of the practice went by like normal disregarding how Hinata kept teasin him how he was bein soft around a little mammal for a split second swswsws

so practice ended just like that, you were wandering around gym waiting for Tsukki to appear bc you didn’t want so many opporunities to slip by when you already have him around your wittle paws yk? and you concluded Tsukki’s a whole tsundere 

as a matter of fact, Tsukki’s pissed off bc he knows he’s become fond of the stray cat

ok so, phat news

Yams goes and tells Tsukki he had somewhere to go before going straight home so it’ll be Tsukki goin home alone tonite

you overheard this conversation and you’re engines roared honey

you shall monopolize this stringbean

Tsukki wasn’t stupid to not notice the cat tailing him all the way home so Tsukki makes a detour bc he isn’t sure if this was a real cat or srsly an alpha cat like he said earlier lmfao wasn’t stupid my ass

his feet took him to his cram school without realizing even though he had no classes that day

but it was enough to not make the cat follow him anymore

he looked back at the cat and saw it, looking inside, backing away at each step as if it was afraid to get in ;c

obv you were afraid of being shooed away like some kinda parasite so its natural u pussy out heh and sudDENLY tSUKKI PICKED YOU UP AND LEFT WIF YOU HUUHHH????

“you’re probably hungry, i haven’t seen you eat the entire day”

heh

so you went on a date big deal

and you were a cat big deal 

except that Tsukki didn’t know what in the world to do wif a stray cat after this little dinner time at the edge of a park in the evening, not the kind of first date you wanted but this should be enough for this situation no?

ok so date right?

Tsukki was wondering why you were acting so strange earlier, like you kept treating him just like sum other student from the same school, passin by without any care at all lol

needless to say, it bugged him

and it was also needless to say that it bugged him a lot

yk

that you weren’t there

:D

like ew

no sht did that thought disgust him bc it was true lmfao

then there’s this random cat thats beside him the whole day instead and annoying the hell outta him,, kinda,,,, the same way,,,, you do,,,,,

lol how are those things similar tho

“you remind me of y/n”

and so u choke

mhmm

it’s b̵̹̠͎͑̀̈̈́i̶̢̧̖̙͎͖̰̱̾̾̏̀͋̌̕g̶̩̦̉ ̶̙̌̂b̵̻̿r̵̠̦̯̠̦̮͇̫̾͋̐̇͛̈́̓̉̚͝ă̶̛̫͎̹̈́̃͛͝i̴̼̦̮̮̍̈́̋̈́n̶͓̟̮͋̅͂͑̃͆̍̕͝͝ ̸̔̂͑̄̈́ti̴͗̈́̋̄̔̃m̸̛̳̔̀̆̈́e i guess

then as if you were snapped back to reality you remembered you had a time limit for this stupid, stalkerish thing you’ve been doing,,, you instinctively grabbed Kei’s hand to check his wristwatch 

it was 10.30

holy sht it was 10.30

you scurried off from your spot and ran all the way to your house, ignoring the kind-of yells Tsukki let out when he saw you running away 

you were running at speed of light jumping from one roof to another to get back home and smack that house cat of yours that pretended to be you the whole time

and you did,,, 

the next morning, you woke up you were back to normal

everything was back to normal

you’re parents never questioned you of anything

so did your siblings if you had any

then comes school

you were hella nervous aight

but you tried to stay calm, stay poised, stay annoying like normal yk

“hey”

god

Tsukki found you taking off your shoes, and decided it was a great idea to initiate a conversation with you

“oh good morni-”

“what’s going on with you yesterday?”

:0

“did i do something?”

“uh no,,,”

“then why did you ignore me?”

:O

did that have an effect on him????

you wanted to ask that to push his buttons ‘cause that’s what ur good at anyway might as well go all the way but yk you didn’t have the courage to be that cheeky esp since you liked him as well ahaha

YOU DID IT ANYWAY BAP BAP BA--

“it did”

:O

mission failed but success????

stay tuned for more!

[wank127]

songs that make me think of denki!!

(btw my top artist for spotify this year was ben platt and for apple replay(yes i use both shh) it was cavetown which is so funny to me, like, was i okay??)

also, warning: it’s kind of a lot and it’s not even half of them lmao

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ

✨honorable mentions✨:

man or muppet- the muppets (i like to think that denki and mina sang it together at a talent show)

the boys are back in town- yung gravy(i’m not typing all the other names out) (just,, denki, kiri, sero and bakugou,,,)

the ballad of sara berry- 35MM (denki as sara, bakugou the main one singing, midoriya as julie jenkins, shinsou(or y’know, whoever) as his boyfriend, that kinda stuff)

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ

screw loose- cry baby (ik ik it’s iffy but it’s honestly such a good song)

share your address- ben platt (just,, him being in love and jammin out in his room is all)

invitation- ashnikko ft. kodie shane

bust your windows- jazmine sullivan

daddy issues- the neighborhood

my hair- ariana grande (i just feel like he has such soft hair y’know?)

babooshka- kate bush

last resort- papa roach (no thoughts just him fucking shreddin it on the guitar)

halloweenie(1,2&3)- ashnikko

obvious- ariana grande

vienna- specifically ben platt’s cover

copy cat- melanie martinez ft. tierra whack

higher school sweethearts- melanie martinez

34+35- ariana grande

run- will jay

love language- ariana grande

exit music (for a film)- radiohead

chiquita- ABBA

dumb blonde- avril lavigne ft. nicki minaj (cmon, it’s a given)

positions- ariana grande (the whole album just gives me denki vibes)

hell of a ride- bo burnham

juice- lizzo

daddy af- slayyyter

rock me- one direction (fucking headbanger ngl)

back to black- amy winehouse

achilles come down- gang of youths

sway with me- saweetie & GALXARA

tantrum- ashnikko

my future- billie eilish

love me like there’s no tomorrow- freddie mercury

money, money, money- ABBA

wreak havoc- skylar grey

moonlight- ariana grande

the good side- troye sivan

teenage dirtbag- wheatus

tungs- the frights

best friend- rex orange county

donttrustme- 3OH!3

lullaby- scotty sire ft. liANA

no time to die- billie eilish

cry baby- melanie martinez

coffee breath- sofia mills

lucky- jason mraz & colbie caillat

pov- ariana grande

rehab- amy winehouse

guiltless- dodie

always- P!ATD

i need control- will jay

beachboy- mccafferty

circus- britney spears

sugar-baby goth ft. wiz khalifa

angel eyes- ABBA

everybody talks- neon trees

my heart belongs to daddy- ariana grande cover

love of my life- queen

comfort crowd- conan gray

wasting time- calpurnia

won’t bite- doja cat ft. smino

when he sees me- waitress

chanel- frank ocean

dear maria, count me in- all time low

dance, dance- fall out boy

i’m breaking down- falsettos

puttin’ on the ritz- taco

this is america- childish gambino (idk why either lmao)

leave me lonely- ariana grande ft. macy gray

class fight- melanie martinez

boys like you- dodie

strawberry blonde- mistki

WHEN I WAS OLDER- billie eilish

do it all the time- I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

make the grade- jack conte

the boys are back- high school musical

new friends- maty noyes

16/04/16 (jacks song)- cavetown

gingerbread man- melanie martinez

strawberry fields forever- the beatles

i’m the middle- dodie

figured out- ashe

american idiot- green day

smithereens- twenty one pilots

noise in my head- cavetown

strawberry shortcake- melanie martinez

self control- frank ocean/cavetown cover

listen before i go- billie eilish

sick of losing soulmates- dodie

hi, it’s me- ashnikko

burned out- dodie

don’t stop me now-queen

show & tell- melanie martinez

you can put your dukes down, stringbean- teddy hyde

i love you- billie eilish

myself- bazzi

drunk with my friends- ashnikko

drama club- melanie martinez

dear- cavetown

big girl(you are beautiful)- MIKA

little boy- ashnikko

numbers- melanie martinez

apocalypse please- muse

juicy- doja cat

want to want me- jason derulo

driver’s license- olivia rodrigo(ik it’s everywhere but omg heartbroken denki-)

bottom- mccafferty

toxic- ashnikko

thank you for the music- ABBA

never shut up again- heathers(west end)

kevin- andrew rannels/joe iconis

a million men- melanie martinez(unreleased)

get well soon- ariana grande

good while it lasted- ashnikko

slipping through my fingers- ABBA

deal with it- ashnikko (feat. kelis)

training wheels- melanie martinez

fight like a girl- ashnikko

good old-fashioned lover boy- queen

IV. sweatpants- childish gambino

jason’s song- ariana grande

watcha say- jason derulo

i hate everything about you- three days grace

rant- bo burnham

cuz i love you- lizzo

honestly anything by bo burnham

L8r boi- ashnikko

piggyback- melanie martinez(unreleased)

carolina- harry styles

sugar baby- meghan thee stallion

off the goop- yung gravy, bbno$ & cuco

killer queen- queen

slumber party- ashnikko ft. princess nokia

hotel california- eagles

umbrella- rihanna ft. jay z

stand tall- childish gambino

throat baby(go baby)- BRS kash, DaBaby & city girls

like a girl- lizzo (fem denki holds so much power)

can’t remember to forget you- shakira ft. rihanna

boom boom pow- black eyed peas

grace kelly- MIKA

popular song- ariana grande & MIKA

[hanniiesuckle17]

i would like to bless your followers and dash, sooo can you give me a crash course in noir 😊😊

OMG YES OFCCCCCC💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

OKAY SO HERE IS THE DEAL

NOIR is a nine-member boy group under Luk Factory

(Not really pleased with how they are promoting my boys but imma get over it one day!)

Our fan name is Lumiere (or Lumi) and we don’t have any official colors or a lightstick yet.

Noir debuted on April 9th of 2018. With the mini-album Twenty’s Noir. Their title debut song was Gansta (SUCHA GOOD VIDEO) 

They also had a predebut song called As a Star and it makes me so soft.

Their next comeback is on the 27th (THIS MONDAY!!!!!!) The album is called Up the Sky and the title track is called Lucifer

IM SO FUCKING EXCITED YOU HAVE NO IDEA

MEMBERS 

Shin Seunghoon

Shin Seunghoon is our precious leader!!!! 

(He was what got me into Noir. I saw a video about the best leaders in kpop and I was like)

He is 27 years old. His birthday is May 30th, 1993 (He is a Gemini)

Boy is tallllllllllllllllllllll

like he’s 5′10.

but in pictures by himself he for real looks like he is 6′2

istg he is like 65% legs.

ALSO MAN AS A RIPPED CHEST SORRY BACK TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED NOIRING

He is the leader, main rapper, and also sometimes a vocalist (but the rappers in this group pretty much fo everything)

HE SPITS FIRE when he wants to. 

Really good at freestyling 

He makes mixtapes on youtube on Noir’s channel. (I think he has 5 out now)

He is a college-educated man!!!! (He went to Korean National Open University

He took taekwondo when he was younger

The man trained for 8 years

He and Hoyeon compose and format a lot of their songs with a team of producers from LUK

(I often think he and Chan from skz are really similar.)

Seunghoon is legit a father of 8 soft crackhead kids. istg he is so done with them most of the time

We call him our koala because he looks like one <3

Seunghoon is obsessed with accessories and wearing them to the point where stylists literally have to take them off of him. (I have never not seen picture of him not wearing jewelry. )

he is actually in the military right now and i miss him so fricking much TT

All in all hot boy on screen and soft dad in real life

Kim Yeonkuk

this boy I cant

Kim Yeonkuk. Damn.

he was on Produce 101 season 2

he was eliminated on ep.5 :(

He is the lead dancer and a vocalist

Yeonkuk is 25 years old. His birthday is February 8, 1995 (An Aquarius)

is totally the aegyo king but denies it

he seems cold at first but has a big ass bright personality its so freakin adorable

my personal favorite clip of him is and the boys dancing around on vlive to big bang and him saying fantastic baby (its sounds so cute when he says it)

He is also a 5′10 tall boy

he trained for 3 years

THIS BOY IS SO FREAKING SKINNY SOMEONE PLEASE EGIVE HIM A HAMBURGER OR SOMETHING TAKE HIM TO TACO BELL

not kidding

his waist is so fucking small its scary.

Yeonkuk=stringbean

literally a walking meme.

pause in any interview and he is pretty much gonna give you a memeable face

this boy is so loveable and goofy 

also if this boy doesn't post like 8 photos of him doing something on insta im convinced he thinks that it just didn’t happen

he never posts just one photo its always like 6-8

also I was highkey afraid he was gonna go bald last comeback when they legit turned his hair into smurfs pubes

Lee Junyong

Lee Junyong. When i say i love this man with my whole heart

also 25 years old

his birthday is March 1st 1995 (Pisces)

another 5′10 king

Main vocalist.

he is a former member of INX

his brother is Seungyong from N.CUS

he trained for 4 years

THIS MAN IS TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR THIS EARTH

vocals for days. VOCALS.FOR.DAYS.

Did a cover of BTS’s The Truth Untold with Siha and literally gives me chills.

He has little crooked front teeth so when he sings he has this tiny little breath in some of the words so his voice is even more distinct

BUT LIKE JUNYONG HAS THE CUTEST SMILE EVER (I love his teeth in that's a weird thing to say but i think they are so cute)

he is 1/2 of the Highnote Belting Club

talks. all. the. freaking. time.

he goes live alot

boy is obsessed with Yunsung someone save yunsung from him

total crackhead when not doing real interviews

never fails to make me smile

he is said to be the moodmaker of the group

APPARENTLY HE WAS IN ONE EPISODE OF MY FAVORITE DRAMA AND I HAD NO IDEA

he was in episode 6 of The Liar and His Lover

overall he is just so sweet and funny and its so easy to love him

Nam Yunsung

Yunsung is the Lead vocalist and Visual

24 years old His birthday is August 29, 1996

He is a virgooo

MAN IS 6FT EVEN

lead vocalist and LOOKS IT

he is the king of intense eye contact with the camera 

he looks like legit prince charming

2/2 of Highnote Belting Club

weird af

istg he is the biggest crackhead

very extra. (as you can see in gif)

he calls himself a vampire because of his super pale skin

he trained for 4 years

he raps part time

HE ACTUALLY ENJOYS EXCERCISE

he hides snack between his bed and the wall but apparently daewon and junyong steal them

I think he rooms with junyong? not sure

Someone save him from junyong. boy is going to be smothered to death

ngl their relationship is really cute

he was also in Produce 101 S2 but left bc of health issues.

cutest thing ever and then turns into a devil onstage

a literal puppy

he is big fan of ateez and he and another member actually went to the groups first concert in korea

he is just so precious and weird 

Kim Siheon

oml this smol bean

Kim Siheon god damn

He is 23 years old

Birthday is December 23, 1997 (Capricorn like meeeee)

also 5′10 babyy

Vocalist but also a rapper (he rapped suga’s part in their remix of BTS Fake Love)

LIKES TO BIAS WREKC FREAKING EVERYONE

Beware the Siheon

He has a hot older sister, Hanbit, from a group called Hot Place (Their debut song is called TMI and its pretty good.)

HOTNESS RUNS IN HIS FAMILY

he trained for 5 months

he really likes drawing and does caricatures of his members

he is the eyebrow king

idk his eyesbrows are just.... 

stylists do things to his eyebrows anf it just fucks everyone up

high key has the best fashion sense

others boys willshow up to vlive in like hoodies and he is wearing a freakin casual suit

BOY PLAYS TO WIN’

he is like a boss at every kind of game

claims himself to be sweet like “Heonie”

“Hi! I’m siheon! Heonie Heonie Siheonie!”

he is a litter quieter than the other guys 

BUT he is so funny 

he doesn't like spice on his food for some reason

yeah he's crazy

he trained for 5 years

he's just precious and hot and hot and really hot

Ryu Hoyeon

THIS MAN HAS GIVEN ME SO MANY PROBLEMS

Ryu Hoyeon.

So he is my bias wrecker. Boy climbed up my bias list so freaking fast

He is the main dancer, vocalist, and a rapper (he also composes and arranges with Seunghoon)

He is 22 years old

His birthday is February 6, 1998 (Aquarius)

anontherrrrr 5′10 babbyyyy

cheekkkkkbooonnneeeessss

SHARK BOYY

He says he looks like a shark and i agree

HE HAS A NICE FUCKING TORSO

There was a predebut photo of him half shirtless it was awesome

he was also on Produce 101 S2 

eliminated on ep.5 :(

he trained for 2 years

He, yeonkuk, and seunghoon were in the Japanese tour of the musical Altar Boyz with Teen top’s Niel,2PM’s Chansung, and many others

he has a semi viral video of him

when he was a trainee / on produce 101 he was dancing to nct127 cherry bomb and had an unfortunate but quite hilarious accident (just look it up its funny)

sucks ass at games. every game. ever.

he is a low-key crackhead. he is a calm crackhead lol

VERY ATTRACTIVE

he used to have a youtube channel

you can still see his insta (leaderyoo) its so freaking cute and has predebut stuff of all the boys

he made their entire remix of fake love

he choreographed their song Diamond and also their cover of Taki Taki (which was very hot)

becomes a beast when dancing

he has an original chore to WEight in Gold that is very.......(insert eyebrow wiggle here)

has that dorito torso

(tiny waist and broad shoulders)

also thighs god damn

He is also a HUGE Vixx fanboy

Alter ego is DJ Ironman

He is very close with Siha, Siheon, and Yeonkuk

they turned him into a traffic cone for the Doom Doom comeback

he speaks a little bit of English (just a little bit)

all in all I'm completely in love with this man

Yang Siha 

THIS MAN IS SO FINEEEEEEE (he's my bias btw I have never been so in love with a man other than jisung)

Yang Siha is just uugghghhh god damn

22 year old babyyyy

Birthday is March 9, 1998 (Pisces)

Lil baby is 5′7″ oml i love him

MAIN VOCALIST AND DESERVES IT

he likes watching youtube videos and anime

He trained for 1 year and 1/2

looks good in every freaking hair color

his voice does NOT MATHC HIS FACE 

but not like in a Felix level way

He says his most attractive features are his “feminine features” (he says his unpronounced Adams apple and his small noes and doe eyes

HE HAS SMOL EARSSSS and i lovethem

close with Hoyeon and Siheon

but like his voice though

its so freaking pretty

it gives me chills

everything about him is perfect

he has tiny lips lol

he can play guitar

legit i swear his entire closet is black he rarely wears color

legit EVERYONE LOVES HIM

if someone is hugging anyone in a vlive or something

its siha

its always siha

everyone cuddles siha

i wanna cuddle siha. fuck.

for some reason I've just noticed this

the boy likes to wear long sleeves idk why

he also always seems to wear this one necklace Idk why but its so pretty and i really love that he does idk

he says his favorite song by NOIR is Travel (its also my favorite. its on their debut album and omg his part <3)

he is just so pure oml everything he posts on insta just makes me so soft

he is just so freakin cute and makes me switch lanes so fast

Kim Minhyuk

ooooof this cutie

Kim Minhyuk is something else

i just don't know what he is lol

Lead rapper and lead dancer

22 years old

His birthday is March 18th, 1998 (Pisces)

5′11 boy yes sir

ALSO A COLLEGE EDUCATED MAN

He went to Seoul Arts College

he has an older brother

apparently he cooks in the dorms

he trained for 1 year

he likes to play basketball

he really loves taking photos on his camera

he HATES bugs. its kind of funny ngl

he also is deathly afraid of balloons (i will not apologize for laughing at this one)

He and yunsung loooove ateez. they went to their first concert.

HE SERVES LOOOOKKKSSS

I think he is the most versatile member (look wise) because sometimes its hard to recognize him with each comeback because they change his style

he has these really cute big circle glasses he wear and just uwu

he kinda looks like Simon or Theodore from Alvin in the chipmunks in the best way.

he has a thing about jumping

like whenever he gets excited or happy he just starts jumping

he smiles like sunshineeeeee

even though he is the second youngest a lot of the members say that they go to him for advice 

(probably cause he has permanent hold of one of the 3 braincells noir has)

he looooves girl group dances 

especially twice 

TIKTOK KING 

He owns Noir’s tiktok pretty much. also their insta

he's a precious chipmunk

Kim Daewon

Thhis baby oml

Kim Daewon is the cutest thing since that fluffy little dog whose name i cant remember

20 years old 

Birthday is April 18th, 2000 (Aries)

Lead Dancer, vocalist, maknae

PROTEC THIS BABY BOY

In pictures he looks tall af

actually...

5′7″ but looks like 5′4″

the cutest thing everrrrr

HIS CHEEEKS

the biggest fluffiest cutest cheeks

everything about him is smol except for them thighssss

trained for 1 year

he has one older sister

THE BOY NEEDS MORE LINESSSS LUK FACTORY GIVE HIM MORE LINESSSSSS

he goes off in the chorus of their b-side track “Between” though like fuuuuuuucccckkkk (lowkey one of my favorite songs by them)

literally one of the funniest people you will ever see

extra crackhead energy

makes all the boys laugh

he loves chicken and snacks (gotta keep those cheeks in top shape)

literally the softest boy

he's good at everything i swear

he likes to shimmy.

has a cute butt lol

he talks in tiny

literally the cutest maknae ever oml

I hope this helped guys!!!!! I really hope you can stan noir and support them in their comeback this Monday! I hope this helped @distrikt9 if you need videos or anything feel free to ask! I love sharing my boys. They really are so underrated. I did this so fast ngl. I've never typed so fast

[gamerwoo]

A Guide to Pentagon (bc y’all are sleeping on them and it needs to stop)

This is mostly for @neverknewgrey2016 who wants to get into them, but I decided to make a whole masterlist of sorts bc they’re slept on and I’m tiredt of it. So these are videos I watched to get into them/learn about them. Here we go kids!!!

Music Videos (in order):

Gorilla

Can You Feel It

Pretty Pretty

Critical Beauty 

To Universe 

When I Was In Love (doesn’t show them, I think, but still a nice song)

Like This

Runaway

Violet

Shine

Naughty Boy / Performance Ver bc I love Naughty Boy ok

Sha La La / Dance The X Pentagon bc it’s the only time Kino was included and I love it

Genius

Humph!

Dr. BeBe

(I’m not including Japanese mvs because I’m not sure how many of them there are but I’m sure if you look around you can find em)

Videos To Watch To Learn Members:

An (Un)Helfpful Guide To Pentagon

how to tell pentagon members apart

The Immigration (part 1)

The Immigration (part 2)

Pentagon Plays Who’s Who

(People told me when I was getting into them to watch Pentagon Maker but I could never find all the parts with English subs so I never did but if you find them good for you dkfhsdk)

Misc Videos That Might Help But I Just Like Them:

Pentagon Nimdle playlist

pentagon as vines

Pentagon as Vines Compilation

pentagon and the english language

Get It Beauty with Kino (it’s basically just Kino fucking up Yanan’s face but I love it) 

Let’s Dance: Pentagon -- Shine 

K-Pop Stars React To Try Not To Sing Along Challenge

Round 1 Lyrics (trust me them roasting each other will really help you get to know them lmao)

Round 2 Dance Practice (same deal w Round 1, just turn on subs)

But I also decided to be nice and do like half the work for you so here’s a very short guide to Pentagon courtesy of me:

Hui

Real name: Lee Hoetake (on all the official stuff it says his name is hoetaek but unis call him huitaek and i never knew why but at this point im too afraid to ask)

Birth date: August 28th, 1993

Leader

Trying so hard to take care of his kids that just blow him off

Always wants to hold hands and nobody else ever does

But he loves them anyway

Cries at anything and everything

The running joke is that he’s not the best at English even though his mom is an English teacher (ex: ”Load to Kingdom”)

A vocal king

Makes a lot of their songs tbh

This dude does everything he sings, dances, produces like he’s way too slept on

Jinho

Real name: Jo Jinho

Birth date: April 17th, 1992

He’s the oldest

Also tiniest

Another vocal king

He’s always doing bomb ass covers (his Bohemian Rhapsody one? I died)

Speaks/understands English really well tbh

Almost never cries

He’s like the glue that holds ptg together

He’s currently doing his enlistment but he was really excited about it and the members speak to him often!!

Hongseok

Real name: Yang Hongseok

Birth Date: April 17th, 1994

Fluent in English and I think Mandarin too???

He’s basically a big brainy boi

And a big muscly boi

Bffs w BM from Kard and VP of the BTC

So fuckin competitive like he won’t give anybody pity points

He’s basically super smart and super beefy like he’s all around perfect

Disguised as a crackhead tho

E’Dawn

Real name: Kim Hyojong

Birth date: Jun 1st, 1994

He’s not a member anymore but I’m including him anyway!!

Fuck Cube and everybody who gave him shit

That last bit technically isn’t a fact but it’s a Fact tm

Love plants

Screams unprovoked all the time

A sweet but chaotic boy

He’s basically a child but we love him

PS look at him and Hyuna living their best lives!!!!

Shinwon

Real name: Ko Shinwon (I’ve seen his surname spelled with a k and with a g so ???? idk man)

Birth date: December 11th 1995

Stringbean boi #1 aka he’s tol and thin

Him and Hongseok always doing weird shit together in group photos

He’s afraid of animals

Like,,,,,,all animals

His voice is super distinct to me idk how to explain it

#1 The 1975 stan

Loves his McDonald’s dude idk

He may seem a lil strange and he is but god he cares so deeply about the members

Yeo One

Real name: Yeo Changgu

Birth date: March 27th, 1996

He looks like a prince and he is a prince

With any hair color he’s normal but when he goes blonde he’s suddenly a thot idk

His smile could end wars

Still lowkey a crackhead bc everybody is in Pentagon

Recently became a very beefy boi

He reminds me of a puppy this lil angel always looks happy

In the words of Jinho, “he’s an idiot”

He’s just a big soft boi

Yanan

Real name: Yan An (his Korean name is Kim Yanan because he likes kimchi and that’s so valid)

Birth date: October 25th, 1996

The baby boy of the world

Stringbean boi #2

He’s the only member from China

He’s friends w Jun from Seventeen and it’s so cute

He has a tattoo on his chest

I’d take a bullet for him. FACT.

We literally haven’t seen him w Pentagon since Sha La La (other than the one selfie he took w them before/when they were on RTK) and Cube won’t tell us anything other than the fact he’s going to be in a new Chinese drama but he’s said he wants to come back but Cube is leaving him on read

Anyway even non unis love Yanan so if you want just one reason to stan here it is everyone loves Yanan

Yuto

Real name: Adachi Yuto

Birth date: January 23rd, 1998

When I found out he was 2 years younger than me I lost it

He looks so mature and handsome but he a babie

The only member from Japan, and he is Japan’s prince

Rap line

Deep ass voice part 1

Used to play baseball (and soccer, I think)

Shy soft boi who plays Animal Crossing and listens to Keshi

He looks intimidating on the outside but then he smiles and giggles and it’s uwu city

SHINee fanboy

Scared of absolutely everything

The Most Handsom Man in Kpop tm (don’t @ me this is a fact)

Kino

Real name: Kang Hyunggu

Birth date: January 27th, 1998

He a soft boi too

Sensitive is probably the better word but we still love him

Sometimes sexy boi tbh

But look at him he’s so cute

He’s pretty good at speaking/understanding English and idk how he learned but damn he really invented English step aside Hongseok

Really good at gg dances

And just dancing in general

He’s good at everything tbh

Wooseok

Real name: Jung Wooseok

Birth date: January 31st, 1998

Maknae

Stringbean boi #3

Deep ass voice part 2

And yet he can sing soprano parts for operas??? idk

He’s the youngest but is the tallest w the deepest voice lmao

I know I’ve basically said every member is a babie but Wooseok is also babie

He did an album w Kuanlin and I loved watching them together :’)

Rap line

Him and Yuto are bffs

He has a pretty singing voice @ Cube let him sing more

Alright that’s everything I got on how to get into Pentagon pls stop sleeping on them thx for coming to my TED talk.

[fusion-ego]

Tagged by the eternally lovely @thesammykinz​, thanks boo!

Post the first line of your last 10 published fics, then tag 10 people.

1. Ocean Eyes

When Seán “Jack” McLoughlin still attended high school, he’d been a mousy little stringbean of a boy―all knees and elbows with messy hair that was perpetually falling in his face, always wearing shirts three times his size, always being swallowed by an enormous jacket even on the sunniest days of the year.

2. The Way Things Were

The year was 1922, and Adrian Séamus O’Carra was getting ready to attend a performance put on by one of his best friends, Marvin Luna.

3. Fold

It came in unexpected bursts.

4. How Long?

Chase wasn’t known to have a particularly weak or particularly strong stomach―by all accounts his ability to keep things down was underwhelmingly average.

5. i’ve been damned so many times i’ve lost count ((Adopted Fic))

It started with the kitchen cabinets.

6. The First Time

The very idea that Marvin could be angry enough with him to change the locks on his doors was enough to make Anti’s head spin.

7. Still Learning

A year ago, the very idea that he would be in anything resembling a relationship with anyone at all, let alone an alpha like Dark, would have made Jack laugh.

8. Drink

Jack McLoughlin was 16 when he found out his brother, Anti, was a supervillain.

9. Of Before

If there was anything worse than him remembering what was before all of this, Anti thought, it was the others who were involved only remembering bits and pieces.

10. Vulnerable

Watching Jack as he dozed quietly at his side, Dark felt something in his chest, some feeling he didn’t recognize, twist around and pull on his organs.

I tag uhhhhh anyone who wants to do it because I’m not in a place to want to bother people by tagging them

[poetatertot]

@issun-boshi tagged me in a writer meme thing 

1. which character is the hardest for you to write, and why?

In terms of OCs, main boy Atticus Wright from my story Number Fourteen is really difficult because his narrative is so.. sparse? simple? compared to the way I usually write. Also he doesn’t have a bitter bone in his body and that’s so hard for me LMAO. In terms of fanfiction, writing Andrew Minyard is both the hardest and most fun thing for me. He’s a hard character to get right in writing.

2. what’s your favorite line you’ve written?

I am SO bad at this question so have this line from my last fic, rendezvous in blue: “ Andrew is all knives pointing out, blades sharpened to cut, and Neil has too many scars to even dare falling on them. “

3. describe an OC’s appearance, or your own take on a character’s appearance for an AU

I’ll go with OC main character #2, Matheus Molina from Neo Noir. He’s basically a six-foot brown stringbean baby with messy black curls, dark brown eyes, and long-fingered, delicate hands. Regardless of his height, the best way I can describe Matheus is one of those black umbrellas that blows by on the street with a broken spoke. He does his best, but he’s always rumpled, always in all black. Baby boy. Sharp features for a soft heart.

4. pick a character and describe an outfit they’d wear

Neil Josten. Jorts, orange mesh tee over white long-sleeve. Cat socks.

5. do you prefer to write in third person or first person? why?

Third person! Writing about myself is almost always angsty. Also I can’t dramatically describe my own features with lines like “he brought all moonlight down into the water / white in bare bones and ink in skin-tight clothes”

6. what’s your go-to music genre for writing?

Depends on the project! I design a playlist for just about every project ever and they all vary by some degree. indie alt, indie pop, classical/choral, alt rock, R&B, etc etc

7. when you write, what do you want your readers to feel?

My hope is that my readers relish my descriptions and visuals the way I relish writing them. My writing starts and ends with metaphorical and physical imagery, settings made from massive environments that control the characters to some degree. I also hope they get a thrill out of the action the way I go ooOOO when I’m tapping away at midnight ksjgksg

8. do you outline, or do you figure it out as you go? why?

I usually have a very vague outline that consists of one or two main goals I want to achieve and maybe 2 bullet points on events that happen to get there. Any more than that and I usually deviate into another country and leave my outlines in the dust. I’m so bad at sticking to my initial idea and always change as I write.

9. what popular trope do you really, really hate?

I actually am not a fan of amnesia AU’s because I feel like they erase a whole emotional history I think is integral to the character’s being. Also they make me anxious because I’m like “no!! YOU LOVE THEM NO”

10. do you have any special rituals or habits you have before you write?

I always get something to sip (ice water, tea, iced coffee) while I write. And then I turn on Spotify, review what I wrote the day before and edit it, and then build on it until my brain fizzles out and I have to stop.

...I feel bad because I’m so busy-tired rn I don’t have time to make new q’s for people but if anyone would like to take these ones I would love to see your responses! let me love your writing 

[fmdrizo-archive]

*peeps in again* hhhhh hi!!  i’ve!! reworked insoo’s character a bit! a few tweaks to his general mentality & onstage persona, but nothing major!! bio, profile, & plots pages are here, here, & here. under the cut is a long-winded bio summary & a breakdown of his personality. if you’re ok with me hopping into your IMs to plot / re-plot / keep any plots we had before, could you please! give this post a lil like? tytysm... !!!!

history:

RIZO, born cha insoo on march 14, 1996

suffers from speech delay & enrolls in speech therapy at age 3

attends dance lessons to have a nonverbal outlet to express himself

in 2007, auditions & becomes a trainee under dimensions ent.

practice with recitation + inclination for rhythm = his unlikely talent for rap

after 5 yrs of training, debuts as the maknae / lead rapper & dancer of alien

doesn’t talk much & develops a reputation for being cosmos’ chic bf / self-proclaimed bad boy-- which he later plays into when he gets more self-confidence

2014 alien/dimensions lawsuit has him SHOOK & he disappears from the public eye

comes back later in the year by releasing some self-produced tracks on soundcloud, continues to avoid the press to make a statement

after the settlement, comes back stronger than ever!

personality: (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ all three (3) of these people are 100% cha insoo ~~

1: RIZO

‘bad boy with a heart of gold’. quietly charismatic

dangerous bc he runs on alcohol & adrenaline

fanservice king. shameless flirt! his default expression is the smirky emoji

best known for His Voice, but he’s working hard to develop a distinct rap style

his biggest weaknesses are compliments from other rappers. like, honestly, they make his brain short-circuit

2: INSOO

lovable stringbean, overcooked spaghetti noodle

dangerous bc he never watches where he’s going

jarring for new people to meet. -- RIZO is known for being charming & graceful. insoo is known for walking into glass doors

sof & supportive if he needs to be!! cheeky & full of mischief if he doesn’t. 

fond of skinship!! king of platonic kisses. might drop a bad pickup line (or two. or niNE) if he rlly likes u

3: insoo

shows up when he thinks nobody’s watching

dangerous bc he likes to be overlooked & underestimated

silent observer, very curious!!!! & contemplative almost to a fault

notices A Lot Of Things but keeps quiet about them

vulnerable!! so he tries to hide this side of him away

-- & that’s it!!!! please, please please please love us -- because we love you!!! ♡