#stupid text post

[envious-sinsystem]

Does it count as headcanoning if it's you? Like no this character IS this way I was there, that's me.

[shutthefuckuphannah]

screaming crying and ready to walk out of work all before 7:30am!!! happy Friday everyone and remember, your job doesn’t give a fuck about you as human 🫶🏻

[yupyupppippi]

this is such a millennial thing i think, but i'm really nostalgic for finding bad to mid random movies on cable or dvd. stuff you'd never pick out on any of the endless streaming services (if you could even find it)

[abbyonpluto]

just holding my tit with my left hand and scrolling the dash with my right

[valtsv]

im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.

[godhusksapostle]

I do not AI WRITE, I do not AI DRAW, I do not listen to AI MUSIC, I enjoy REAL MEDIA, and if it isn’t created by someone IT IS NOT ART.

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[antlercollections]

I can't fucjing draw rn but I need b:tas riddler wishing me happy birthday rn what do I do 💔

[gumshoe-grimalkin]

bruhhhh not my neko atsume 2 save file

[moiyoko]

Back To School Time

Oh look! It's me, the person who did that Kellogg's post years ago! It's back to school time so I figured I would put it out there to see if anyone wanted to sponsor my classroom! You of course have options for how you want your money spent because thanks to technology there's options!

You can send an Amazon gift card or send money on PayPal, Zelle, Venmo, Apple Pay. It's honestly your choice.

Please know I am more than happy to send you receipts as proof for how I spend the money. I usually spend the money on books for my students but if you send cash I can also put it towards school supplies, testing rewards, treasure box prizes, etc.

You can expect thank you notes in return! Please know it will take some time because I have to teach my students how to hold a crayon/pencil but don't be surprised when I ask for your address to mail them. Or if you want me to scan and email them to you that's an option as well. (:

I don't want to put all my info just on a text post (curse you scammers and AI) so shoot me a message here on Tumblr and I will privately respond. Thanks for reading!

[heartorbit]

MWAH!

[envious-sinsystem]

It's time to play "pretend I'm the host/act similar to the host!" again.

[yupyupppippi]

absolutely sick of hearing about AI. i know there are actual fantastic uses for tech that falls under the AI umbrella but i never even hear about it bc there's too much noise about scams, theft, bots, and the exponentially increased enshittification of formerly perfectly good products and services

[abbyonpluto]

Putting on lipstick before hitting the bong✧⁺‧˚ ♡ ˚‧⁺ ✧

[incredubious]

MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule

[emrysmoss]