#submission faker

[worstygocharacter]

If we're gonna add Zexal dads, then let's add all of them!

Faker cause...bro literally justifies all his crap by suddenly saying it was to save Haruto...EVEN THOUGH HE ALMOST USED HIM AS A POWER SOURCE NOT TWO SECONDS AGO! Because that wouldn't kill a fragile kid, at aaaalllll. Almost killed his other son too, and lied to him just for giggles. As if Kaito wouldn't have done anything for Haruto anyway. Logic where? At least the taking over the planet thing had some. But then, you couldn't justify the man being forgiven...even though he in no way deserves it as it is. Kazuma, cause seriously, eff this man. Not only does he involve his young son in a war (cause he's totally ready for it at thirteen!), but what does he and his wife do after five years of being missing? Spend some time with their traumatized children? NAH, LET'S JUST LEAVE AGAIN AND MAYBE DIE IN SOME OLD RUINS WHERE NO ONE WILL FIND OUR CORPSES! Second verse, same as the first! Raising your children, lol, that crap is for the birds!

I am only not voting for Mirai, cause let's face it, she doesn't even have enough character to deserve a vote. Tron is already added, but his attitude to poor IV in particular was inexcusable. Also, where was he in the second season up until the moment he and Kazuma sacrifice themselves? We saw him at the end season one with his sons on the rooftop, he seemed pretty corporeal. But he was nowhere in sight in the submarine, didn't even help build the portal (and neither did Faker, btw)...guess being a dad is impossible in the Zexal world, unless you're abusing your kids! Which is, IMO, pretty crappy writing, regardless if one likes them or not.

all added!

[lexxiesbimboboobs]

Full bimbo in 2025

Hi!!! I'm Lexxie and in 2025 I'm going to totally become the best bimbo toy ever!!

I managed to complete my edging challenge but I'm a GOOD BIMBO TOY so I'm not cumming anyway <3 - Instead, I'm gonna set up a boobjob build-a-bimbo fund thingy, so stay tuned!!

If you came or edged to me the count is back up so I'd be suuuper grateful if you would let me know

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If you want to help me get bigger, faker tits (and get some benefits for it!) here is my OnlyFans

And if you feel like helping me be a bigger whore, you can buy me sth slutty off of Throne! (Whatever item from the list it is, I WILL be posting pics with it once it gets to me!)

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Triggers (all from Lilith Unleahsed):

IQ GO BYE BYE makes me dum and nice

ORGASMS GO BYE BYE / ORGASM GOES BYE BYE makes me frantically want NOT to come even if i totally need it and i maybe havent cum for over a week because of it

CONTROL GO(ES) BYE BYE makes me totally easy to control, extreeemely suggestible and submissive, will do anyyything (that im not totes repulsed by!)

INHIBITIONS GO BYE BYE is the reason why ive posted this many tits

BRAIN GO BYE BYE blanks my brain and makes me equally as horny

GOOD BIMBO TOY makes me kinda lose feelings of being a person and get me stupid and horny

Feel free to text me and use those triggers on my as much as u wanna!!!

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Limits: piss, scat, any rougher harm-play (small stuff is ok), diapers, ageplay, feeding

Minors Do Not Interact!

[web-novel-polls]

Best Hater Lower Bracket

Please vote for whoever’s best at being a hater, not who you like the most. If unfamiliar with a character, check out the propaganda below the cut! 

Jiang Cheng from Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (MDZS)

Submission 1: Hates Wangxian's relationship. 

Submission 2: Dude devoted more than a decade of his life to hating on his dead kind-of-brother (it's complicated) how has he not been submitted already? bonus points for his actor's many faces of utter disgust in The Untamed 

Mod Propaganda: Haterism so bad you can start fandom discourse just by name-dropping him. 

Wiki Link

Mu Qing from Heaven Official’s Blessing (TGCF)

Submission: https://www.tumblr.com/bonesblubs/708661194148511744/inspiration 

Mod Propaganda: Mu Qing can split a tower bell in two yet can’t admit he wanted to be friends with someone he’s known for 800+ years without trying to immediately kill himself. Randomly started reciting a poem about his least favorite coworker’s dick just to fuck with him (Feng Xin). Said he’d kill a bride like Xie Lian if she was sent to him. 

Wiki Link

Qi Rong from Heaven Official’s Blessing 

“Obviously, those things weren't within the realm of consideration for Qi Rong. He swore like there wasn't a single person in the Three Realms he didn't want cursed to death. He called Pei Ming a rotten manwhore, Little Pei a kiss-ass, Jun Wu a faker, Ling Wen a damned bitch, Lang Qianqiu a moron, Quan Yizhen dog shit, the Water Master blackhearted, the Wind Master a tramp–he probably didn't know Shi Qingxuan was actually a man.” - Heaven Official’s Blessing (Tumblr)

Wiki Link

[yanpoetry]

Chapter 2: Part 10: Identifying the Type of Darling You Have

When you're in a relationship with a Yandere, it’s essential to understand the dynamics at play. Every Darling is unique, and identifying the type of Darling you have will help you understand how to approach and manage the relationship. Whether they are cooperative or rebellious, each type presents different challenges and rewards. Here’s a guide to help you pinpoint which Darling you're dealing with:

1. Willful and Cooperative Darling This type of Darling is the ideal partner. They are not only willing to submit to the Yandere’s control but actively participate in the relationship with loyalty and devotion. Though they maintain a strong sense of self, their cooperation leads to the best kind of affection and rewards from their Yandere. They are calm, patient, and obedient.

Challenge: The only issue here might be keeping them from becoming too complacent or neglected, but overall, they are the easiest to manage.

2. Broken Darling This type is the hardest to manage. A Broken Darling cannot be rehabilitated and will fight every step of the way. They do not accept rules or submission, constantly trying to escape. They are unyielding and require constant restraint.

Challenge: They’ll never fall in line, no matter how much effort you put in. Constant vigilance is required to keep them under control. They can break free if you aren't careful.

3. Brat Darling Brat Darlings love to test boundaries. They act rebellious for the thrill of it, enjoying the reactions they get from their Yandere. They might push buttons and break rules just to get attention but do so knowing they’ll eventually be controlled again.

Challenge: While they can be difficult, Brat Darlings are still manageable. Recognizing their need for power play helps restore balance.

4. Role Model Darling This Darling is the epitome of devotion. Not only do they serve as an example of perfect submission, but they also encourage others to follow suit. They may even look down on less cooperative Darlings and act as a model for ideal behavior.

Challenge: Their perfection can sometimes distance them emotionally from their Yandere, making the relationship feel more transactional than intimate. They may also become self-righteous if not properly guided.

5. Faker Darling The Faker Darling appears perfect on the surface but hides a deceitful agenda. They’ll play the part of the ideal Darling, pretending to love and obey, but in reality, they are only waiting for the right moment to escape. Their manipulation can be deceiving.

Challenge: You have to stay hyper-vigilant to avoid falling for their act. Trust is key here, but breaking it could cause them to reveal their true intentions.

6. Partner Darling This Darling is more traditional in nature. They are submissive but enjoy some autonomy and interaction with the outside world. They follow the basic rules but resist full captivity. While they may show affection, they are not fully under control at all times.

Challenge: Maintaining strict control can be difficult with a Partner Darling, as their need for freedom often leads to boundary-pushing behavior.

7. BloodLuster Darling BloodLuster Darlings are drawn to violence and brutality. They thrive on the darker aspects of the relationship, encouraging dangerous behavior from the Yandere. They might even find satisfaction in witnessing harm, creating a bond through shared darkness.

Challenge: They are unpredictable and may push the Yandere toward more risky behaviors. Controlling them may become more difficult if their craving for violence grows uncontrollable.

8. Empath Darling Empath Darlings are sensitive and emotionally driven. They empathize with the Yandere’s feelings and might even put themselves at risk to help or "fix" the situation. They want to soothe and heal but may also try to protect others from the Yandere.

Challenge: While an Empath Darling can be emotionally manipulative in their own right, their desire to help may put them at risk of rebellion. Balancing control while respecting their empathy is essential.

9. Suicidal Darling A Suicidal Darling is deeply troubled, often viewing death as an escape from the Yandere’s control. They may harm themselves or attempt suicide in an effort to break free, presenting a constant emotional and physical challenge.

Challenge: They pose a significant emotional burden, and constant vigilance is necessary. Creating a protective environment to ensure their well-being while still managing the relationship can be a delicate balance.

10. Escape Artist Darling This Darling is a master of escape. Whether through intelligence, manipulation, or sheer determination, they can find ways to break free, often more than once. Their ability to outsmart restraints and find weaknesses in control makes them particularly difficult to manage.

Challenge: Keeping them in control requires constant innovation and vigilance. They’re relentless in their attempts to regain freedom, and it's a challenge that can exhaust even the most dedicated Yandere.

11. Comforter Darling Comforter Darlings are emotionally supportive. They offer care and comfort to the Yandere, sacrificing their own needs to attend to the Yandere’s emotional state. They are sensitive to moods and offer soothing words and actions to calm their partner.

Challenge: Over time, this role can be emotionally draining. They may feel neglected or used if their own emotional needs aren’t met.

12. Abusive Darling An Abusive Darling actively resists and fights the Yandere. They may engage in physical or verbal confrontations, causing tension in the relationship. Despite their aggression, they may occasionally submit, creating a volatile and unpredictable dynamic.

Challenge: The Yandere must maintain dominance while not escalating the situation too much. Understanding the underlying causes of their aggression is crucial to preventing emotional fallout.

13. Masochistic Darling Masochistic Darlings find pleasure in pain, punishment, or degradation. They actively seek out and enjoy punishment, often to the point of making demands for more. This Darling thrives on the control and suffering that comes with the relationship.

Challenge: Managing their desire for punishment requires balance. The Yandere must ensure that they don’t push the boundaries of safety while still satisfying their Darling’s emotional needs.

14. Chaser (not a Darling) Chasers are not truly Darlings; they are thrill-seekers who fetishize the Yandere x Darling dynamic. They often cooperate initially but will quickly try to escape once they’ve satisfied their desire for excitement.

Challenge: The Yandere may struggle with the fleeting nature of the Chaser’s interest. These types are often more focused on fantasy than reality, leading to eventual disappointment.

15. Isolated Darling An Isolated Darling prefers solitude and is mostly compliant when they’re left alone. They don’t actively rebel but also aren’t interested in social interaction. They enjoy being in a controlled, solitary environment with minimal distractions.

Challenge: The lack of engagement might make the relationship feel emotionally hollow. They’re easy to control but might not provide the emotional fulfillment a Yandere desires.

16. Degrader Darling Degrader Darlings enjoy belittling and emotionally hurting their Yandere. They may cooperate in the end, but their interactions are often full of insults and taunts. They derive some twisted satisfaction from demeaning their partner.

Challenge: The Yandere must have strong emotional control to handle the constant negativity. However, the cooperation in the end ensures that the relationship remains.

17. Idealist Darling Idealist Darlings believe they should be confined to the most extreme extent possible. They want the Yandere’s control to be unyielding and may even become frustrated if they feel they aren’t locked away or isolated enough.

Challenge: The Yandere must constantly satisfy their Darling’s extreme expectations, pushing for stricter control and higher levels of confinement.

[fakerbreaker]

Proudly asexual femboy having the time of my life turning fakegirls and fakeboys alike back into their old, miserable selves. How do I tell which are the fakers? All it takes is a little poking at their insecurities and they get all simpy lol. Some of them might try to hide it, but their bodies give them away. The boys stiffen up and the girls get all wet. Don't you~?

And a little side hobby of changing people's orientations around. Maybe swap the fags and the dykes with the breeders, or just lock someone up and throw away the key cause you're ace now lol

(This is a kink blog, nothing posted reflects my beliefs. All identities are valid, love is love, trans rights are human rights. Also DMs are closed for now, this is a sideblog and my dommy energy is limited and unpredictable, submission comes more naturally)

(Aftercare post: )

[siremasterlawrence]

I am looking to find a sub family I’ll be the dad and Master Lawrence because I rule and want to make subs better as people and submissive also just like the idea.

Real time eventually

No fantasies

No fakers

No liars

No time wasters

No one that does not like or is unable to understand the situation.

[polling-sonic-fans]

Thanks for the poll anon!

Polls for the Sonic fandom on just about anything. Share polls you like to get more data. Asks and submissions always open.

[your-fave-has-munchausen]

We out here!

I like to play projector with my problems but don't want to subject my personal blogs to scrutiny so here we are. This blog doubles as a place for me to vent and talk about my own munchies without having to beholden myself to the... I dunno, the whims of what's "real" I guess.

I started with the one gimmick but I'm a munchie of many hats so why the fuck not?

Things I'll accept:

Your fave requests (obviously)

"Munchausen culture is" style posts

Fandom-related confessions

Non-fandom-related confessions

Questions about Munchausen Syndrome

Rules:

I am not a vessel for your "narc abuse" trutherisms.

Nor am I a vessel for your proxy abuse trutherisms.

Nor am I a vessel for your illness faker trutherisms.

I personally prefer Munchausen Syndrome over factitious disorder because that name just makes it sound even faker than it already did and I'm not about that.

I cannot fathom a single media that would willingly canonize a character with Munchausen, so these will be considered headcanons. (Edit: Apparently there ARE some??? Wild.)

I need the character and the franchise (the name, no abbreviations please I can't be assed to decipher that shit) because I understand that I don't know everything. Or maybe that's a lie and I do and I'm just lazy.

You can specify as much or as little as you want, I'm not gonna judge.

That being said, I reserve the right to reject a submission if it comes off as bad faith to me (see rules 1-3).

You can ask me about my experiences or whatever I guess but if I don't like your vibe you will get a lie.

I am not the arbiter of the Munchausen Experience, my answers are obviously not going to be universal (in fact they're actually kind of hyperspecific and niche).

I use these flags by @kiruliom.

Anon List

Taglist under cut.

Taglist:

#your fave has the munchies - your fave posts

#munchie headcanons - fandomposting about characters dealing with Munchausen

#munchausen culture is - culture is posts

#confessions of a munchie - confession posts

#under scrutiny - good-faith questions

#munchie support - all support posts

#token non-muncher - support from people w/o Munchausen

#help! I have the munchies! - harm reduction, coping strategies, and comfort stuff

#shut up munchie - mod posts

#munchie vibes - other reblogs

#munchie is and always will be on that ouma grindset - for those of you to blacklist if you find my Oumaposting annoying

[syscultureis]

This might me a weird confession or not something you guys wanna talk abt but I need someone to hear this so here we go anyway.

I used to be a system, kinda, I used to think I was a system and was openly a system in online sys communities with system friends; one day I just kinda disappeared because I was(and still kinda am I think?) convinced I was actually a faker and didn’t have OSDD. Ever since then I’ve been living as a singlet, or at least under the assumption I’m a singlet, and have been kind of ignoring every symptom I have; but recently I’ve been getting more system community post on basically every social media and it’s making me rethink everything. Even when I was a sys faker or whatever it is I was I would go through phases of doubt and blamed all my symptoms on other issues, I’d straight up blame all the different voices in my head on psychosis and shit. I don’t know how to move on from here, I feel like I’m realizing I could potentially have not been a faker like I thought and just went back into a state of unawareness because it stressed me out so much to think abt and now I’m becoming aware again. If anyone has any advice for me I’d really appreciate it.

Sorry for the big submission/ramble.

We do this a lot actually, this blog is our own way of trying to remind ourselves the proof we have that we aren't faking

For us it's always just been "even when I'm trying my hardest, my symptoms never stop"

I can ignore them all I want, but it doesn't change that I get stuck dissociating for hours. Or that I lose so much time. Or that I act so differently constantly that people call me on it. Or that I hear others thinking in my head (even if I try to write it off as my own thoughts)

I get stuck with intense "this is not me" when I look in the mirror

When I try to ignore my symptoms I feel like I have no identity and that I'm playing pretend. When I stop ignoring it slowly I'm reminded it's because all those versions of me aren't really me, they're other alters who exist to help even when it doesn't feel like it

I might not be explaining this well, I'm really blurry and think we may have switched half way through and I don't really remember where we were going with this lol

But if you're questioning, research is your best friend. Outside of social media specifically. And also it's okay to be wrong! You're not gonna get everything right every single time, we have been so wrong about our own system so many times it could be a post on its own lmao

[thestarpletsystem]

There’s a recent thing with places of harassment demanding shame. To them, if you share at all that you have DID, you’re clearly faking. If you change your appearance when you switch, you’re clearly a faker. If you’re not the perfect image of childhood abuse, you’re clearly a faker. They move the goalpost. Even if you’re perfect to them in every way, well DID is just a super rare disorder so of course you’re faking.

To all of this, I say no. No more. It’s not fair to police survivors on what they can and can’t do with their life or disorders or whatever whatever whatever. It’s not fair to force everyone into this one little box where no matter how perfect you are to them, you’re STILL not valid in their eyes. The box is impossible to fit into.

No amount of potential fakers can justify this harassment, which sure. Fine. There are fakers. But that doesn’t matter and its not for you to decide. That’s a doctor and patient discussion. However, I can only think this: even if no one was faking, like ever in the history of the world, they would still be do this. It’s a shitty excuse for bad behavior that they should have grown out of in high school. No amount of “I’m diagnosed with DID” can justify being a dick to others with it.

You also have to wonder why this sort of bullying doesn’t happen in other communities? I’m sure it does, but it’s not like this. The point is: we should not tolerate the shit fit throwing, angry toddler acting grown adults in this community.

Then again, I don’t have to worry about what people on the internet say. Realistically, I don’t care if you think I’m faking, since that is not my problem. What? You know better than the professionals who diagnosed me? Fucking hilarious. However, I get upset on behalf of others in this community. It’s not fair to be existing in your space and then be told you’re worthless and dragging down the reputation of “real people with DID”.

So, no. I will not bow to your bad behavior. I will continue to do my thing, live my life, and educate those in my communities. I will not stifle those in my system for validity points that never existed to begin with. I will not quiet my voice, I will not be forced into submission, and I will not be ashamed of a disorder I never chose to have. That phase of my life ended years ago.

You deserve better, you deserve healing, you deserve to not be ashamed of your life.

[web-novel-polls]

Best Hater Lower Bracket

Please vote for whoever’s best at being a hater, not who you like the most. If unfamiliar with a character, check out the propaganda below the cut! 

Yu Ziyuan from Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (MDZS)

Submission: I would not blame anyone who went through the first half of the story believing that Yu Ziyuan hated every single person she ever met because she talks shit about her husband, her son, her adopted son, and her daughter whenever she gets the chance to. Sometimes all at the same time. She projects so much raw hater energy that she psychologically scarred her son for life. 

Qi Rong from Heaven Official’s Blessing (TGCF)

“Obviously, those things weren't within the realm of consideration for Qi Rong. He swore like there wasn't a single person in the Three Realms he didn't want cursed to death. He called Pei Ming a rotten manwhore, Little Pei a kiss-ass, Jun Wu a faker, Ling Wen a damned bitch, Lang Qianqiu a moron, Quan Yizhen dog shit, the Water Master blackhearted, the Wind Master a tramp–he probably didn't know Shi Qingxuan was actually a man.” - Heaven Official’s Blessing (Tumblr)

Wiki Link

[renslo161605]

PART FIFTEEN: NEW LIFE

(written w/illustrations)

So that was it. Isaac had taken the time needed to heal after his ruthless torture from the O'Driscolls and now he had to leave. He knew he had to leave. Both for his own safety but also uncle Irwin, who he couldn't risk endangering.

"you ready, son?" Uncle Irwins voice

"uh...sure..." He couldn't bare it. Being with the O'Driscolls meant he barely stayed in the same area for long but he was always in the USA. he'd always been around americans. His family was from America. His father was in America. Uncle Irwin and Nancy and Siobhan were all in America. And he had to leave. All because if one stupid decision.

Isaac laid his stuff out on a table, Dermots gun, food, Midges food, a bunch of clothes Uncle Irwin had donated him, food, medicine, hunting knife. He was counting and sorting things ready to pack away. Instead of packing, he stared it it, somberly.

"hey, kid," he felt a hand on his shoulder, "don't look so excited," Uncle Irwins usual happy tone.

He looked down at him, eyes filled with warmth and comfort, but Isaac was already numb from the cold.

"m'ready," he mumbled, Irwin let go.

"well then... We better go, hm?" Irwin gestured toward the door as Isaac finally packed his things.

"sure, theres somethin' i wanna do first though..."

***

They arrived in strawberry, Isaac approached the sheriffs office door. It was risky enough even being in civilisation, especially this close to hanging dog... But he had to do this. He had to.

He took a deep breathe, furrowed his brows and puffed out his chest before opening the door.

"I'm lookin' for Vernon Farley." He announced, a bit too aggressively.

"Speakin'," Isaacs attention was shifted to the side, where Sheriff Farley sat at his desk, meeting Isaacs eye, "what yu' want, kid?"

"I... Uh-" suddenly, Isaacs confidence had drained. "I have- i have info, in exchange for money."

Vernon laughed, audibly laughed, "get outta here kid, don't pull pranks on the sheriff." He waved a hand.

Isaac felt the hot and painfully familiar burn of humiliation. He tensed, eyes darting around as he searched his own mind for a way to save this. He made his way over to the table,

"I ain't kiddin, m' serious." He lowered his tone, meeting Vernons eye with an even faker confidence than before.

Vernon stared, intense. Examined him up and down. Waiting for Isaac to back up maybe, to glance away and show a sign of submission. But he didn't.

"alright, pal, " he said sarcastically, "say your peace."

Isaac took a deep breath, finally.

"I got information, good information but i need money, alot of it, and i need you to pretend i disappeared out of thin air."

"I'm gettin skeptical here, spit it out."

"Colm O'Driscoll-"

Farley choked for a second before standing up, "now this damn well better not be a prank. This is serious ground now kid, how in gods name would you know anything?"

Vernon paused again, Isaac found him infinitely hard to read.

"I used to be one of them-" he caught himself, "but it-it wasn't by choice, now they gone n' turned on me, i gotta run."

"damn right you do, after you tell me everything you know, sit down."

Isaac sat, he sat and tucked his chair and pulled out a map of the surrounding states, carefully pinpointing ever O'Driscoll hiding spot... Before spilling every O'Driscoll secret, every name, every plan, every signal, and best of all... Where Colm was headed.

"well I- this is- that makes sense," Vernon nodded, "if your right then... This is alot of money you'll be gettin' son, but i can't just hand you the money we gotta catch Colm first, You got an address, Hm?"

Isaac took a deep breath, "you able to split it between a few?"

"if you need..." Vernon seemed skeptical.

Isaac proceeded to split it in half, talking half for himself then giving Sheriff Farley Nancy and Siobhan's local post, "if you don't mind, I could have pen and paper and maybe write a note for 'em?"

"I- sure." Farley nodded, handing him pen and paper.

Isaac sat at the sheriff desk, writing slowly.

'Dear Nancy and Siobhan

You to are a famly I never had. I'm sorry I could never show you. But i rite to you too day to give you the news of Dermot MacBrian's passing. I as sure you he passed in a nowbel noble manor and that he loved you both a lot.

I must leave, I dont know when or If I'll be back. I'm sorry truely I am. How ever I know of youre fineancel money struggles and have left you some money in the hopes it bides you for at least a bit and helps you throogh your greif.

Love you both, miss you alot, I'm sorry,

-Isaac Morgan'

Isaac handed him the note, "it's confidential."

"understood," Farley nodded, "well I'll see you later uh...?"

"Isaac Morgan."

"Morgan?... Your not-"

"No. Goodbye Sheriff," he cut him off.

Isaac walked out and shut the door behind him, before dragging himself over to the ledge behind the bounty board, slumping down with boots hanging off the side and his head and his hands.

The hard beat of hooves approached, slow and steady. A large nose nudged at him, and nipped his ear.

He looked up to see his horse, Midge, Miriam Bridget. A pillar of strength. The only constant in the boys life.

"hey girl," He reached up to pet her nose, she closed her eyes and nudged in closer, "we better go... Hm?"

He pushed himself up and then climbed up onto to Midge, "we're meetin' Uncle Irwin at the bridge over to mexico," he patted her neck, "now lets git'" he kicked her into gallop and they made their way to the bridge.

***

The bridge to mexico seemed so simple for something so complicated. A couple planks of wood that split worlds apart. There was a fairly calm river beneath it, vultures hovered over-head. The landscape was different from the north, sandy and dry with cacti replacing common bushes.

"you ready?" Uncle Irwin approached, taking off his hat and holding it to his chest.

"...yeah." Isaac looked on.

"can I have a hug?"

Isaac took uncle Irwin into a silent embrace.

"promise you'll write? Come visit in a few years?"

"sure."

"I'll miss you, pal."

"... I'll miss you, too," Isaac knew he was being distant. He couldn't bring himself to be anything else.

Irwin let him go, keeping both hands on his shoulders for a second before breaking eye contact, putting his hat back on and sighing.

Isaac pulled himself up onto Midge, groaning a bit as some unhealed muscles flexed.

"goodbye, Uncle Irwin."

"Bye son."

Uncle Irwin watched Isaac trot across the bridge. Isaac couldn't bring himself to look back at him. That was the last time he saw Irwin for years, leaving him on an unbelievably somber note.

As Isaac and Midge travelled into Mexico, the world didn't seem quite real. Hills and cacti and birds and clouds blending together and waved and blurred like water. He wasn't built for this, deep down he knew that.

He passed a dead deer, a red fox feeding on it. The deers ribs protruded threw gory guts and was clearly rotting, having been there in the sun for a while. The scavenger looked up and met his eyes and he travelled by. He expected it to turn and run when he got close to it but it didn't, just stared at it, it stared at him.

"what you lookin' at?" Isaac mumbled under his breath, "get, Go," he spat.

In the back of his mind he didn't know why he was currently trying to scare it, but it left, anyway, leaving the rotting deer corpse to continue rotting in peace.

He wasn't sure how long he travelled for, passing a fairly intimidating looking military fort, he decided to steer clear, unsure what the officials in this area would think of an american on their land.

After skipping by that, he continued threw the landscape, barely passing anyone but scattered coyotes and hungry scavenger birds. Loneliness swallowed him whole, he felt like the only person alive.

After what felt like days he approached 'Casa Madrugada'

He stopped outside of it, considering his options before making his way in. The architecture around here was different, not bad. Finally he saw some people, a few kids being called over to a wagon by their father - it was getting dark, A man lighting the outdoor lamps, someone shutting the window shutters, a few drunkards holding eachother and singing outside of a saloon.

Saloon.

That was a familiar sight, obviously he wouldn't be able to live himself forever. Maybe he could pick up a job, or atleast pick pocket some unsuspecting feller.

He tied Midge up outside and peered in at the glaring amber light from inside. Taking all his belongings off her in fear he'd be robbed.

He walked into the bar, saloon door swinging behind him. Immediately he felt the atmosphere turn tense, everyone in the room turned to look at him, even the bar tender narrowed his eyes as he cleaned a class, Working girls fought to get the attention of their bachelor back, the pianist stuttered and classes clinked as they were sat down on the table with some force. Whispers were exchanged as Isaac walked down toward the bar, trying his best not to make eye contact.

As he sat, he felt the saloon return to normal, people ordering drinks, cheers and quick footsteps of dancing, a 'sshh' as a keg was opened and filled a glass, a man putting money on the counter and ordering a drink.

The bar tender approached, Isaac looked up at him before putting a dollar on the bar, sliding it toward him, he didn't know how much it'd cost but surely it wouldn't be more than that.

"uh... whiskey, please?"

The bar tender looked down in disapproval at his dollar, then up at Isaac.

"no, peso."

Shit... He didn't speak the same language, how had he not thought of that.

"mmm, whiskey uh..." He made a drinking motion and pointed at the bottles at the back.

"aye, no gringo, peso," the bar tender seemed mad and slid the dollar back to him.

Isaac scoffed in frustration, he couldn't be bothered with this, the men laughing at him from behind wasn't helping and for the second time that day, he felt his cheeks get hot with embrassment.

Suddenly, the felt the chair beside him fill, followed by money being set on the counter.

"dos tequilas, Amigo,"

Isaac turned to see a girl sat next to him. He had to admit, she was gorgeous, her white dress was frilly with puffy sleeves and red accents, Her hair was jet black, curley and tied back in a low messy ponytail, her skin was tanned and her eyes were a deep amber. She was young, probably Isaac's age, and she smelled like fresh cut grass.

Isaac paused, taken aback by her for a second, he knew his eyes were a bit wider and his cheeks grew even redder, not with embrassment this time.

"hola," she turned to him, smiling.

"uh... No speak... Mexico?"

She giggled, "you just cross the border, Americano?"

"oh..." Isaac smiled awkwardly, eyes wide, "you speak english?"

"i do."

She giggled again, Isaac looked around, confused,

"could you..." He looked back at the bar tender then slid the dollar to her, "order me a whiskey? Please?"

"I... Don't think that will get you much around here," She looked down at his note.

"what? What you mean?" He looked down at his note, then her coins, they weren't average cents.

She tilted her head, "you really have just crossed the border haven't you."

"uh... Yes ma'am," Isaac nodded.

"in mexico, we use pesos... Your american dollar will not get you anywhere around here, compadre," her tone was genuine, she actually wanted to help.

"oh..." He was really making a fool of himself and he hadn't even been in mexico for a day. He took his dollar back silently and put it in his pocket, looking away in embrassment.

They sat in awkward silence for a second, Isaac could feel her beautiful eyes staring at him. The bar tender brought the girl two small drinks, to which she slid one to Isaac.

"whats your name?" She asked.

"Isaac, Isaac Hosea Morgan, and yours?" He didn't make eye contact, inspecting the drink, instead.

"Rosita Elena Herrara," She watched him inspect his drink.

"uh... What is...?"

"tequila, mexican drink - it's a shot, like whiskey."

"oh-" he forced an awkward smile, "thank you," he nodded and took a short swig, finishing the glass before putting it back down suddenly, his face twisting in disgust and sticking his tongue out.

Rosita laughed out loud, "Is that good?"

"yeah haha... Nothin," he tried to play it off as nonchalant but his face betrayed him.

She continued laughing at him, "sì, if you say so..."

"see wut?" He turned back, confused.

Her smile didn't drop, "no... Sì means 'yes'."

"oooh, right," he paused, looking around, "you think you could teach me more Mexican?"

"Spanish."

"what?"

"Your in Mexico, the people are Mexican, but the language is Spanish, like how americans don't speak american, they speak english." she explained, "yes, i can teach you spanish."

Isaac leaned in, enthusiastic to learn more from Rosita...maybe learn more about Rosita.

Isaac listened intently, eager to learn more.

"lets start with simple terms... 'Hola', means 'hello', 'cómo estàs', means 'how are you?'..."

That night Isaac and Rosita spoke until the bar shut, Rosita learned why Isaac left the USA through drunken rambles, Isaac learned that Rosita had abandoned her fathers ranch in attempt to find a more exhilarating life. Her father disapproved but still wrote to her and sent her money. When the bar shut they sat with Midge outside the bar, when a local complained about the noise and shooed them away, they got on Midge and rode away.

Before they knew it they were partners and crime, spending the next years at eachothers side...

-END OF CHAPTER 1-

[bestfakesonicshowdown]

Will you do another round of this since it's the New year???

I've been thinking about doing a round two, since there are some fakers who weren't in the first tournament. If there's interest, I can start looking at opening submissions for BFSS2: "They Really Announced Chaos Sonic Right Before the Tournament Started, Huh?" Edition

[smashorpassgilf]

FAQs

Simple instructions: 

Go to the ask and submit the name of someone you like. I highly recommend sending photos of the person over 60, but that's not required. 

If you submit a name with photos, those submissions get processed first over all other submissions. You do not have to include images, but you know the pictures of them that look good way better than Google does. The photo(s) must be that submission over 60. 

If anon is on, just make sure your submission follows the guidelines, and submit a name

What are the requirements to submit to this blog?

Submissions must be over 60 years old. That's the main point of the blog. Object or person, any gender, whatever. Just over 60. 

Please check to see if they're eligible to be submitted on the spreadsheet. Eligibility is 6 months from poll posted day. If they are not eligible, we'll delete anon submissions and respond privately to let you know when to resubmit.  

Spirit of the blog: this is for fucking old people. please send in old looking old people. if they do not have wrinkles or a clearly defined age well over 60 y/o, we reserve the right to delete the submission.

No animals, no matter how long they've been extinct.

The spreadsheet has collected all of the polls (or almost all) the polls on the queue, thanks to our Jubi. This also has a list of people this blog will not accept. I am not going to entertain discussion on yes or no on these people. These decisions are final. 

What about a fictional politician, or a real politician who is in a show?

YES: Fictionalized versions of politicians in Video games, biopics, fiction books/stories, movies, TV shows, and similar. NO: Versions of politicians Documentaries, Nonfiction books. Politicians who died before 1 AD are allowed to be polled.

Edit: here

Why was musk allowed? 

I was drunk when I posted it and when I woke up he was at less than .8% smash and i was in shock. Justice for Vivian

Why did you post X person that is horrible?

Found it funny. Or more likely, I am not aware of the issue; send in information about it, and I'll decide from there.

Why Amber heard on the not allowed? 

Same reason as depp. Go back to the tag with you. 

What if the character doesn't have a canon age?

If they're fictional, it'll have to be vibe. Go with the spirit of the blog: we're not looking for Chilchuck Tims (Sorry), we're looking for Saruman and Gandalf.

What if they're confirmed Old™ in Canon, just no age? 

Sure.

Can I submit my OC?

Submit with a photo of them and a short bio (3-5 sentences)

Will you delete my submission?

Yes, if it comes out that person is a bigot, or if you attach too many under 50 images, or they're not eligible.

Did you receive My submission of [XXXXXX]?

If you're asking on anon, you'll get deleted. If you're asking off anon, 90% of the time we'll reply privately.

Have you processed my submission?

Check if they're in the queue tab and check if I've gotten to the date you submitted them.

What if I send multiple asks of the same person?

If it's all in the same hour, generally delete anons and reply I received the ask if not & only keep one copy.

You should use soundcloud/spotify/yt/etc only!

I start with soundcloud, then try spotify, then yt. This was established with a poll, and yt is often region locked.

Who runs this blog? 

The creator of this blog is V Saggy Hole, 27, it/itself. @heartofhubris Come watch my mental breakdowns over old men. To summarize some of the questions I've received: Fiddauthor and billford, for different reasons. I love swooning over stans. Stream Alt j, lonely machines 100 gecs and 3oh!3, still woozy, chet faker, and cloud fodder. My oldies are Jk simmons and all of his roles, Alfred Molina (specifically Harding Hooten), Sean Bean (now more than ever), Hiroyuki Sanada, Ford Pines (yes jk simmons Shh) and Stan Pines, Ian Mcshane (now more than ever), insomniac doc ock, Im going to stop myself from continuing. Genuine Homer Pigeon is the best rock dove.

Additional Helpers

Zemi, @overlookedfile, 35+, any pronouns. Yeah, that overlookedfile. Who are my old men? Geez, there are a lot, but I guess the short list is my husband (duh), Alfred Molina, Oliver Platt, Ron Perlman, Paul Giamatti, Saul Rubinek, and Eddie Marsan. I write when the writer's block allows and my most common genres seems to be m/m, A/B/O, and/or BDSM. My rule of thumb as concerns engaging with anything of mine is, "Go for it, but I ain't gonna pay for your therapy." 😂

Jubi, @lizardperson, 35+, it/they, problematic age gap fan. too aspec for a consistent type - some of the hottest people just happen to be old 🤷 random list, in no particular order and probably incomplete: Gina Gershon, Lance Henriksen, Jason Isaacs, Mads Mikkelsen, Shoreh Agashdaloo, Kurt Russell, Michelle Yeoh, Gillian Anderson, ...?

[couldtransitionsaveher]

THEON GREYJOY from A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

JUSTIFICATION:

"Starts with a shitty, barely there identity built entirely around toxic masculinity, gets tortured into an even faker even worse identity, has started to build a better one that also has to be completely disconnected from aocietal ideas of manhood - @library-seraph

Reminder: Submissions are always open! Submit here!

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[godly-rambles]

sorry this post is kind of an eyesore (i like pretty colors)

Hello, my name is Ohesis. The purpose of this blog will be to share my experiences as one who identifies physically as a lesser god and as a divine being.

THIS IS NOT DELUSION. FAKECLAIMERS WILL BE BLOCKED.

pronouns: he/him/it/it's/void/void's/star/starself's/ae/aer/sea/seas

DNI - therian/otherkin antis, fakeclaimers, people who call others like me "fakers", hardcore christians (hardcore religious people in general idc who you are), k!nk and nsfw blogs, proshippers (this isnt a fandom blog, but I would still like to keep unsavory types away), and finally endogenic/mixed origin "systems" and anybody who supports them.

PLEEASE block me if this offends you

Submissions and asks - submissions from anyone else who identifies as divine, nonhuman, winged, etc will go up- as long as they relate to this blog and would make sense for me to display.

I DO NOT POST GOFUNDMES scams are far too common on tumblr. because of this i wont be posting any fundraisers on this blog.

I also don't do tag games. this isnt my main, its purpose is to be a place where i post about my identity. do not tag me in tag games. this doesn't mean that i'm gonna be serious all the time, it just means that the intent of the blog is to home my godly-related thoughts.

Asks will be answered from those curious about my identity as a lesser god (and my otherheartedness in general, I've been in the community for 4-5 years and consider myself knowledgable enough to answer.)

Excited to get to know others in the otherhearted and divine community, thank you for reading this <3

Now Playing: Legit Tattoo Gun - The Front Bottoms