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(via and everything else too: Bill Layne "Greetings" Calendar (1949))
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Using the computer as a babysitter for Jed and Octavius is all fun and games until they figure out how to use Larry’s credit card
#And they will#To be clear it’ll still be fun just not for Larry#Larry won’t know until McPhee goes “you CANNOT keep getting your Amazon boxes delivered here”#“If you wanna buy 45 sunlamps 65 remote controlled miniature tanks 7 pairs of heelys a kiddie pool and 120 extension cords that fine but-#Now Larry has to try and think of a way to write this off as a business expense while sounding sane#I don’t think “The dead 17 year oId pharaoh I’m in charge of hasn’t seen the sun in four thousand years-#and honestly if he wants to have his magical jackals trail behind him holding sun lamps then I really can’t be the one to stop him”#Will go over well.#To be fair presenting that bill to the museum board might work. as far as they know he spends every night of his life in a dark museum#He also hasn’t seen the sun in months#Is it concerning that he apparently brought in a sand box and the maximum buyable number of lights that imitate sunlight? Yeah#Is it less concerning than “ancient reanimated corpse likes laying face down in the sand under a bunch of lights for enrichment”?#Also yeah#”what about the ultra realistic working doll sized cannons” “I just get bo- THE WHAT?”#My tags are a masterpiece#Teddy is delighting in the wonders of mustache gel#shitpost#jedtavius#Natm#night at the museum#larry daley#natm jedediah#natm octavius#natm larry
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SHOULD I take a basement apartment without much direct sunlight for next year?
#i have no idea how my office will be lit. i was already planning on getting a sunlamp#the very nice thing is this place is underneath a house with two little boys which i would love#and there's laundry and rent includes all utilities so that's great#walking distance from work and connection to a family who can help me with things. wonderful?#no sunlight. bad
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i keep having fucking gender euphoria about the fall
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Round 2, Arturo 1 / 3
We return to our magical, nudist not-elf, not-god, and his cat.
Arturo is determined to master fishing now. The key to life, he's found, is finding something you absolutely must try to master, even if it's inane. Magic, number puzzles, fishing.
He even fishes sometimes at the pond his grove's little stream feeds, when the other little mortal is not there to entertain him. Understandably, the werewolf has been spending more of his nights with the witch. Arturo can't blame him for that.
Unfortunately, it seems spending time away from the grove exacerbates his... affliction. It's strange; he spent uncountable years away from this place, but now that the forest has gotten its snare around him again, it doesn't wish to loosen it.
Helenet: Arturo? Are you okay? Why are you on the ground?
Arturo: I am... communing. With the grass. It's very good grass.
Helenet: Yes, that's a believable answer that I believe.
Arturo: You are very annoying this early.
Arturo: Really, it is nothing. Sometimes I am affected if I stray from the grove for too long.
Helenet: It hurts you to leave? Why are you always coming to my home, then?! I mean, I enjoy seeing you, but not if it hurts you.
Arturo: It doesn't hurt, it's just... it's nothing.
Helenet: Perhaps I can examine you? See if there if any of our medicines could help you?
Arturo: I do not believe that will yield any results. Thank you for your concern, however.
Arturo: Here, lest I forget, I harvested these apples earlier. I have no use for them.
Helenet: You're changing the subject—oh, those look good. Where did you get the basket from?
Arturo: Always with these intimations of wrongdoing, little mortal. I made it.
Helenet: Is there anything you can't do at this point?
Arturo: I can't ride a horse.
#'eulalia you could just buy him a sunlamp' no ❤️#he wore clothes for most of this round sorry to disappoint anyone#TS2#eulalia: Veridia#sims: Arturo#pets: Boudicca#sims: Helenet
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I was on a walk and was dragging my seasonal affective sunlamp on a tripod along with me like it was a dog.
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Jonas ...Maybe the noise used to make my head quieter, eh, now it just makes it hurt. I'm becoming too old to be a nightclub mascot.
#ts2#ts2 gameplay#the sims 2#the sims 2 gameplay#sims 2#sims 2 gameplay#foxfire forest#playing foxfire forest#jonas root#judith root#casper root#that's judi's substitute for sleeping i guess#taking a bath under a sunlamp
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your tumblr mutual who will not survive the winter
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They just can’t resist an outdoor complexion. Ad for General Electric sunlamps - 1939.
#vintage illustration#vintage advertising#ge#g-e#general electric#general electric sunlamps#g-e sunlamps#sunlamps#ge sunlamps#ultraviolet lamps#ultraviolet bulbs#tanning#sun tanning#sun tans
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Winterhold doesn't even have trees 😔 but. secondary function of the magicka wells perhaps?? they DO store sunlight...
#Mouse talks!#Korir adding WON'T SHARE THE SUNLAMPS (WHICH I WOULD NOT WANT ANYWAY BECAUSE THEY'RE MAGIC) to his list of 'why I hate the wizards'
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socially isolating but not quite in the "i shall plan to jump from a bridge" way but in a "will talk again once i feel worthy of being around ppl" way which isn't much of an improvement but we're dealing witn the rock bottom of seasonal affective depression here
#i bought a sunlamp!#we'll see if it does anything#anyway nothing as embarrassing as telling ur therapist which bridge you picked lmfao
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feeling very low energy today so im working on inking fae!jackal bc I wasn't 100% satisfied w it and
man i forgot how much i like playing w line weight + how much of a subtle but big diff it makes,
#jackals barks#i gotta find my sunlamp.... go Full Lizard Mode#+ my vitamin d HF#i have issues w getting enough Anyways and then winter starts rolling around slowly and im like O U H H.....
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I do my best to look my age but always get told I look younger -_-
today this woman said 16 I said noooo ahah she said oh sorry what are you 14? 14 is insane I was speachless
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okay i Do feel less insane having left my house. my body now seems to think it's spring since it's warm today, which beats the unrelenting despair of "oh god. it's the beginning of winter."
#i gotta keep going out on days that it's warm#i get So Crazy if i'm indoors during The Dark Days. my bedroom gets some natural light but not a ton#and even using my sunlamp regularly i'll be like. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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god please why is it so dark out it’s ELEVEN
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i'm soooo mentally in a great place rn i'm thinking of rewatching spn and nge
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