#sweets and such (busted)

[keysmashing-bees]

Yes mother🫡

[auden-dahn]

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(thank you for the love!! 🩵💌)

[🍵 ko-fi]

[incredubious]

comic I did last year that I thought was too self indulgent to post ever anywhere but .... here we r...

[arealtrashact]

Are ya madferret?

[beamergirll11]

Imagine Konig and Ghost having sex with you, Konig is nervous and Ghost is barking instructions.

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Credit:Badjhur

[planetvries]

I ❤️ Balin 🥹

[lilac-nites]

[peskellence]

reed900 mating ritual

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

How I've seen most people write Rangi coming out to her mom:

Rangi: Mom, I have something to tell you.

Hei-Ran: Go on.

Rangi: Kyoshi and I.....are.....together.

Hei-Ran: Oh I'm so happy for you.

*they hug it out, much wholesome*

How I think the coming out scene went:

Rangi: Mother. I need to tell you something, Kyoshi and I are together.

Hei-Ran: Oh thank the spirits. It finally happened.

Rangi: ???? You knew????

Hei-Ran: Sweetie, everyone in the mansion-no, all of Yokoya knew about it! Well except for Kyoshi.

Rangi: ????!! WHAT?!

Hei-Ran: I'm pretty sure Jianzhu thought you were dating, that's probably why he kidnapped you, you know?

Rangi: WH-HOW?!

Hei-Ran: Oh please, we saw your gay little ass running all over the damn mansion just to be near Kyoshi and to impress her. We were mute, not blind and deaf!

Rangi, having a crisis: I-wha-but-

Hei-Ran: Well, you aren't very good at hiding your emotions sweetie.

Rangi, flipping a nearby table: The fuck you mean I'm not?????!

Hei-Ran: Oh curses, go get Atuat, I owe her $5.

Rangi: YOU BETTED ON THIS????? WITH YOUR DOCTOR?????

Hei-Ran: Well Kelsang is dead, so I had to keep our bet alive somehow.

Rangi: I-*inhales* YOu know what? Doesn't matter! Do you accept Kyoshi or not?

Hei-Ran: Anybody who gives my girl that much cardio is 100% welcome into our family. In fact, I already added her to our family registry 2 years ago. As far as the Fire Nation is concerned, you two have been married for a while.

[cutestemily]

Can I share my photos with you?

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

“What do you think a knight is for, girl? You think it's all taking favors from ladies and looking fine in gold plate? Knights are for killing. I killed my first man at twelve. I've lost count of how many I've killed since then. High lords with old names, fat rich men dressed in velvet, knights puffed up like bladders with their honors, yes, and women and children too—they're all meat, and I'm the butcher.” —A Clash of Kings, Sansa IV

Sandor Clegane, by Justin Sweet, for the A Song of Ice and Fire 2024 Calendar

[lifemod17]

Hozier doing a cover of 'Sweet Thing' by Van Morrison save meeee

Save me Hozier doing a cover of 'Sweet Thing' by Van Morrison!!!!

[bear-bear-bear-bear-bear]

jaheira please im trying to have a serious conversation

[bluejay-makes]

Nature cleric for @incelallo

[cupiidzbow]

sometimes i think about when announced on twitter that im googoo for gongon and then everyone was like can you please leave some big monkey men for the rest of us and im like NOOOOOOO RAUGHHHHH

[yeyinde]

Man I was never a fan of blowjobs but you wrote it so wellll.

Fucking Simon's face when?

ahhhh, thanks!!! i actually love writing head over full blown smut because it's so lazy lmao not a lot involved and i've been known to lose a hand or two in all the commotion

and always. everyday. if Simon has to go more than 24 hours without getting nearly smothered by you, he's in a foul mood. considers reclining on his back and lazily stroking himself while you go wild above him is his "me" time. man's got a big, big appetite.