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[gyubakeries]

gyubakeries milestone event!

welcome to my milestone event! thank you for 500 followers! it's been around 6 months since i decided to start writing here and i'm so grateful for everyone who has liked my works! to celebrate this milestone, i wanted to do a little event <3 i'll be taking in all the requests now, but the posting will start only around april, since i'll be extremely busy till then.

the writing for all requested prompts will be short fics, unless i'm inspired to extend it into a longer fic. i'll stop taking requests for this event at the end of april, so requests will be taken on a first-come-first-serve basis. any requests coming in after the event is over, i.e. after april 30, won't be accepted.

please don't make multiple requests in one ask. feel free to make multiple requests though! i want to write as much as i can for all of you <3

stay tuned for all the fics coming out for this event! posting will not be in any particular order, they'll be posted whenever i'm done writing!

please note that while NSFW prompts are allowed, any minors found interacting with 18+ requests will be blocked.

p.s. i've linked both the masterlists as well as tags for this event for your convenience!

food menu 🍞🥐🥞 :

you can order 1 fic with upto 3 of these dialogue prompts and a seventeen member + a genre (fluff/suggestive/angst/comedy) + any plot points you have in mind!

p.s. if you have any of your own dialogues/lines you wish to use, feel free to do so!

collect your orders from [ food order counter 🧾 ] or scroll through the food menu at #food order receipts

sample food order!

𐙚 can i order angst prompt 16 + fluff prompt 20 for mingyu?

drinks menu ☕🧋🍵:

you can order 1 smau with a text prompt and a seventeen member + a genre (fluff/suggestive/angst/comedy) + any plot points you have in mind! you could order an ot13 reaction too!

p.s. you can use the food menu prompts for ideas or use your own prompts too!

collect your orders from [ drink order counter 🧾 ] or scroll through the drinks menu at #drinks order receipts

sample drinks order!

𐙚 can i order an smau with the prompt "we need to talk." for junhui? please make it funny!

take-away menu 🥡:

you can order 1 fic with your favorite lyric/quote and a seventeen member + a genre (fluff/suggestive/angst/comedy) + any plot points you have in mind!

p.s. please include the name of the song/poem you are quoting so i can understand the vibe better!

collect your orders from [ take-away order counter 🧾 ] or scroll through the take-away menu at #take-away order receipts

sample take-away order!

𐙚 can i order a vernon fic with the lyrics "crawling back to you / ever thought of calling when you had a few?" (do i wanna know - arctic monkeys) ?

no more orders will be taken ! orders are closed <3

once again, thank you for all the love and support! looking forward to writing more for you all <3

prompts are not my own!

fill this form to be added to the taglist <3

head to the masterlist for more!

[lakecountylibrary]

🔥 The beacons are lit; the library calls for aid

UPDATES FROM APRIL 1 AND MAY 5: https://www.tumblr.com/lakecountylibrary/782730356592967680/federal-court-halts-dismantling-of-imls-in-ala

UPDATE FROM JUNE 16: Government Accountability Office finds withholding IMLS funds is illegal (Library Journal) It is still important to call Congress and ask them to fund libraries in the 2026 budget.

The Trump administration has issued an executive order aimed at dismantling the Institute of Museum and Library Services - the ONLY federal agency for America's libraries.

Using just 0.003% of the federal budget, the IMLS funds services at libraries across the country; services like Braille and talking books for the visually impaired, high-speed internet access, and early literacy programs.

Libraries are known for doing more with less, but even we can't work with nothing.

How You Can Help:

🔥 Call your congressperson!

Use the app of your choice or look 'em up here: https://www.congress.gov/members/find-your-member

Pro tip: If your phone anxiety is high, call at night and leave a voicemail. You can even write yourself a script in advance and read it off. Heck, read them this post if you want to.

Phones a total no-go? The American Library Association has a form for you: https://oneclickpolitics.global.ssl.fastly.net/messages/edit?promo_id=23577

🔥Tell your friends!

Tell strangers, for that matter. People in line at the check out, your elderly neighbor, the mail carrier - no one is safe from your library advocacy. Libraries are for everyone and we need all the help we can get.

...Wait, why do we need this IMLS thing again?

The ALA says it best in their official statement and lists some ways libraries across the country use IMLS funding:

But if you want a really specific answer, here at LCPL we use IMLS funding to provide our amazing interlibrary loan service. If we can't purchase an item you request (out of print books, for example) this service lets us borrow it from another library and check it out to you.

IMLS also funds the statewide Indiana Digital Library and Evergreen Indiana, which gives patrons of smaller Indiana libraries access to collections just as large and varied as the big libraries' collections.

As usual, cutting this funding will hurt rural communities the most - but every library user will feel it one way or another. Let's let Congress know that's unacceptable.

[hamstersinagraveyard]

A reminder with PBS being defunded that it is SO MUCH MORE than PBS Kids. It broadcasts educational shows about science, history, current events, nature, art and so much more, instructional television for cooking and home improvement, British shows that might not be available in the states if it wasn’t for PBS, theatre productions, indie productions that PBS gives an opportunity to broadcast they might not get otherwise, and all that’s not even mentioning NPR!!!!! Losing PBS would not only be losing nostalgic shows like Sesame Street and Arthur, but shows for teens and adults who might not be able to afford other channels as well, and THAT is one of the many reasons why it’s so important to fight for it. The link below is a form that lets you send a message to your lawmakers to not defund the extremely important resource to millions that is PBS!!!!!

[eydilily]

break like an artist.

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a collab between me and @slashmagpie for hermitadaymay's Solstice Social Collaborative Event! make sure to check out magpie's amazing fic for this too :D

(alternate ver under the cut)

[mikehasfleas]

Most annoying thing to remember is that you're litterally just a homosapien. You're just a very smart animal. If you feel like shit, imagine you're an exotic pet for some alien species and do what they'd do to keep you healthy. You gotta be well cared for. Animal abuse is a crime for a reason

"My pet human, Greg, hasn't left his bed in a long time. He's just scrolling his phone all day" Greg needs enrichment. Add enrichment in his enclosure and take him on walks

"Greg has been super lethargic and sad recently for seemingly no reason" Greg need vitamins, take him outside for some vitamin D and fresh air. Perhaps a picnic

"Greg won't sleep even though he's been super lethargic" Greg needs a schedule, especially for the lights in his enclosure.

"Greg has been super distant recently and keeps crying to sad music" Humans are pack animals, he needs to hug another human and hang out. Perhaps pack bond with a rock together

"Greg has been flailing around and panicking, his breathing is way faster than it should be" Greg is overwhelmed. Take Greg out of the situation and give him time to calm down. Perhaps somewhere cozy with tea and a movie

"Greg won't do what he needs to do" Train him. Humans do great with positive reinforcement, give him little treats when he's doing good

"Greg he's been super anxious and tired, he can't seem to enjoy his days" Humans needs to move around. Give Greg something to exercise with. Things like stretching, weight lifting, walking, or even dancing will help

"Even though I've taken really good care of Greg, he still has been having issues" Greg is ill, take him to the doctor. You might need a specialist (therapist, optometrist, oncologist, etc)

I know it feels patronizing, and I know it feels embarrassing or that you're "just giving into the clichés", but you are literally just a creature. You need to sleep/eat on time, you need enrichment, and you need to take care of your social needs. Humans are complicated animals, but they are also beautiful and all deserve proper care. This obviously isn't a perfect analogy, nothing is, but if you saw your friend taking care of their pet the way you take care of yourself, would you be concerned?

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[aphel1on]

i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good

[peach-moths]

leo posing in mikeys doorway always happens on the nights mikey stays up late drawing

[queervegancryptid]

Part of what Cory Booker is doing with this filibuster is reading things into the record. Sometimes when people do a filibuster, they just say shit. I think one time Ted Cruz read "Green Eggs and Ham" into the record. Another dude sang the Mets theme song or whatever the shit.

If you actually have substantial things to say, you don't have to do that. I mean, not for nothing, but what we're watching here is a man doing the job he was elected to do. Our public officials work for us, the people. It's nice to see some of them take that obligation seriously.

Booker is standing there with a binder that he's not even halfway through reading. *Over 42k people are watching it just on YouTube. I haven't watched the news yet today, but I've got the live feed of this open on my computer.

I hope he has a catheter and/or a diaper on. He said he'd continue as long as he's physically able. Probably he's been on a liquid diet for a day or so. I would plan ahead for this.

If Republicans are going to refuse to do the work, if they're going to refuse to take up serious business and would like instead to fuck shit up... Well, we've got a choice to make, don't we? I don't know what the long-term solution looks like. But we can and should talk about it. We can and should take steps to make sure the public record reflects reality to the extent possible.

Really, if we want to come back from this, we have to talk about it. And we know that the official records during this time especially will be, shall we say, less than reliable. So there is value in speaking the truth into the public record.

I'm not in love with the Democratic party as an institution. But this can also be energizing and inspiring for people. He's setting an example, and hopefully his example will shame others into growing a backbone. Hopefully.

I really don't have any hope for Schumer. But Booker, along with folks like Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, AOC, and Jasmine Crockett, are doing what they can do, and I respect it.

This is definitely a coordinated thing, though. Finally, Dems are showing that they have some strategic ability. Booker is the main speaker, but other Dems are asking questions, while allowing him to retain the floor. In this way, it's clear that they're working together, and several people in the room have jobs to do in support of Booker's efforts. They're expanding on his points and doing a call-and-response thing, which is an effective tactic in more ways than one, and it allows him to rest his voice for a few moments at a time.

So I'm not becoming a cheerleader for anybody yet. But what he's doing is important, even if it doesn't change anything directly.

Miss me with bipartisanship talk though. I really can't see that as a viable option at this point. Unless something radical changes, I wouldn't trust that at all. So anytime somebody like Schumer talks about Republicans coming to the table, I can't be bothered to listen. They have repeatedly shown us that they have no intention of doing that and that they further do not care about right and wrong at all. Or if they do, they think their actions are right, and I'm not sure which is worse, but in both cases, I would not call them trustworthy. Their priority is being in lockstep with Trump and the prescribed agenda of the party, not the American people.

At least Booker is trying to do something. Shit.

* When I started typing this, the number of viewers was just over 42k. Now it's over 45k and climbing.

[gyubakeries]

food menu prompts!

here's the different prompts you can use in your requests for the food orders in my event! you can request upto 3 of any of these prompts, across all genres! nsfw prompts are allowed too, but please don't interact if you're below 18!

p.s. thank you lexi ( @heechwe ) for helping me out with the prompts! prompts under the cut <3

sample food order!

𐙚 can i order angst prompt 16 + fluff prompt 20 for mingyu?

place your orders here ! orders have been closed on april 30th <3

ANGST prompts

“This will be the last time you lie to me.”

“You know it’s not like that.”

“How could you think this wouldn’t hurt me?”

“I just think it’d be best if we never met.”

“I can’t believe you would even think to leave me like this.”

“You never loved me, did you?”

“It didn’t have to be like this, but now you’ve ruined everything.”

“I hope you’re happy.”

“What did you want once this was all through? Tell me!”

“Now I have to deal with the consequences of your actions. Thanks, it means a lot.”

“You could’ve- could’ve stayed. You could’ve helped me fix things.”

“This isn’t going to be fixed. You’ve ruined this for good now.”

“I hope you got what you wanted.”

“You made me miserable and I still loved you.”

“If only you knew what you’d brought upon yourself.”

“We’re never going to have a happy ending, just remember that.”

“Everytime something goes well, I momentarily forget how much I despise you.”

“Don’t pretend like you’re not happy to see me like this.”

“Your mind must be a horrible place.”

“How is it that we always end up in this predicament?”

“Don’t be ‘smart’. The battlefield is no place for Math Scholars.”

“You shouldn’t have come. You can’t be-”

“Hand me the gun and I’ll kill him myself.”

“I shouldn’t care for your life, but I’m starting to and it’s becoming an inconvenience.”

“I can’t help but think you’re a terrible person.”

“I hope I see you in a bodybag sometime.”

“Let’s pretend you didn’t cheat on me with my sister and be good people for a few minutes.”

“We should probably stop talking forever.”

“To say I ‘tolerate you’ is a vast overstatement.”

“I’m not coming home, don’t look for me.”

“Time was always a measurement of this relationship and we finally ran out.”

“Please don’t look at me with such hatred.”

“I could’ve died and you couldn’t have cared less.”

“Just get out. I- I don’t want you here, just leave.”

“You’re not the same person I married, don’t tell me I’m wrong.”

“I wish you wouldn’t beg for forgiveness, it has the opposite effect of what you want.”

“Don’t hate me for this. You would’ve done the same.”

“You should’ve left me, you could never deserve the person I’ve become.”

“Hate me all you want. I know I’m right.”

“You live with so much guilt, I hope it drives you mad one of these days.”

“My life was ruined because of one mistake. You were that mistake.”

“You are everything I hate, don’t ever come back.”

“Next time, I won’t be here to salvage your wreckage. This is the last time.”

“You should have ruined me when you had the chance.”

“Don’t pretend you haven’t thought about your life without me.”

“This is always how it ends.”

“Break my heart once more, I dare you.”

“Forget how you loved me once, I mean nothing now.”

“This isn’t Romeo and Juliet, this is real life and I can go on without you.”

“You don’t own me, I don’t belong to you.”

“I should’ve died. That would’ve made you happy.”

“We shouldn’t. You’re married and I’m pregnant.”

“You’ve never been loved, I can tell.”

“Who told you I needed fixing and what made you believe them?”

“You’re almost as far-gone as I am.”

“Maybe it’s best that we don’t go home.”

“I think you’re going to ruin me. Am I right?”

“Kiss me quick and leave them be.”

“Will you ever forget my number? No? Ah, because you still love me.”

“What made you think I cared for you?”

“Don’t act as if we’re friends. I know how much you want to slit my throat.”

“Please ruin yourself for me and I’ll watch in adoration as I fall apart as well.”

FLUFF prompts

“You look really good in my clothes.”

“This reminded me of you.”

“Your hands are warm.”

“I just want to relax in your arms.”

“Let’s go home.” “I’m already home.”

“Make a wish!”

“I could just stare at you forever.” “Creep.”

“I’m so lucky to know you.”

“You’re the most beautiful being on the earth.”

“Hold me.”

“You smell amazing.”

“I wish you could see the way I see you.”

“What are you doing?” “I was trying to make pancakes but it didn’t exactly work.”

“This isn’t just a(n) [object], it’s a promise.”

“Sing to me again.”

“Come back to bed.”

“You’re the only person I want to spend my life with.”

“My parents love you.”

“. . . sorry, I talk too much.” “No no no not at all. Keep talking.”

“Oh my god you never told me you could cook.”

“Our kids are gonna be *mwah*!”

“Come on. I’ll show you how to dance.”

“I can’t believe I never heard you sing before.”

“I know you had a bad day, so I made you cookies.”

“Let’s go and look at the stars.”

“Is that . . . is that a dog?”

“I’m gonna need someone to kiss at midnight.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you.”

“Get on my shoulders, you’ll see better.”

“You'd be a great parent, I’m just saying.”

“I never thought I could miss someone this much.”

“Not to be drastic, but I would jump off of a cliff for you.”

“You’re breathtaking.”

“You’re my new pillow.”

"I thought you left." "Nope, just making pancakes".

"I never want to let you go."

"I can't believe you remembered that." "I remember everything about you."

"I'm so proud of you."

"Did you just call me sweetheart?"

"Take my affection before I choke you with it."

"Is it okay if I fall asleep here?"

"I can keep you company till you fall asleep."

"I can't imagine my life without you."

"You complete me."

"I'm counting down the days until I see you."

"I love your apartment." "Our apartment."

"Sorry for borrowing your clothes." "Dont be. You look great in them."

"One more kiss?"

"I'm so glad I met you."

"Can I try some of your food?" "Of course. Open wide."

"Thanks for believing in me."

"Don't worry, I'll take care of you."

"You and I are gonna conquer the world. Just you wait".

SUGGESTIVE/NSFW prompts

“You know, you always look so much better when I mark you up."

"You look so good with my hand wrapped around your throat."

"How do you feel about adding another person to the mix?"

"You'd better be quiet if you don't want to get caught."

"You look good all soaking wet."

"I don't care how good it feels you'd better not cum until I tell you to."

"Look, I'm not into choking but I wouldn't mind if you grabbed me by the neck every once in a while."

"You don't have to be gentle with me, I don't break easily."

"Touch yourself for me."

"You take my fingers so well don't you?"

"Shut up and take your pants off."

"When I get home I expect you to be undressed and waiting on all fours for me."

"Are you wearing my shirt?"

"Do you need me to finger you first?"

"You'd better be quiet or everyone's going to know what a naughty little slut you are."

"Did I stutter? Do as you're told."

"Look at you, I've only started using my fingers and you're already shaking."

"Do you want it on your back or would you like to be on your stomach?"

"Suck on my fingers and get them nice and wet for me."

"Oh honey, you know, you really shouldn't tease me."

"If you keep making those sounds I'm not going to be able to stop myself."

"Take it off. Slowly."

"Such a needy little thing, aren't you?"

"Why don't you go put on something pretty for me?"

"I love the sounds you make when you come undone."

"Did I say you could stop?"

"I need you. Now."

"I'm so sick of your voice. Why don't you come over here and put your mouth to better use?"

"I guess I'll just get off all by myself."

"Don't you want to play with me?

"When we get home I'm cuffing you to the bed and going down on you all night until my jaw is sore."

"Wanna see what I'm wearing underneath all this?"

"You deserve a reward for being so good today, what would you like it to be?"

"I only want to please you."

"Did you touch yourself while I was gone?"

"Is that a tattoo?"

"These walls are pretty thick, which means you and I can be as loud as we want."

"Come sit on my face, let me show you how much I missed you."

"I wonder what your girlfriend/boyfriend would do if they knew what you were doing right now."

"Do you know how beautiful you are? It's truly distracting."

"If you leave the house wearing that then the second you get back home I'm going to bend you over that bed."

"If you want to cum you'd better beg."

"Come here, baby, let Mommy/Daddy take care of you."

"I'm gonna fuck you in front of the mirror, I want you to see how pretty you look when you're spreading your legs for me."

"Maybe I should leave you like this, that way anyone who wanted to use you could have a go with you. Would you like that?"

"I wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it."

"Wow, I think you're blushing even redder than the vibrator inside you."

"You know, you look real pretty when you cry."

"Tell me what you like."

"Shh, don't worry, I'll take very good care of you."

"Look at you, grinding against everything, you're really desperate for it. Aren't you?"

"How do you feel about two at once?"  

"Yeah, that's it, baby, just like that."

"Aww, poor baby, you want me to take care of it for you?"

"Mmm, good morning to you too."

"Just pull the car over!"

"Aww, are you getting shy?"

"It's okay, honey, you can pull my hair as hard as you want while I'm between your legs."

"That tickles."

"I think you forgot to lock the door, that means anyone could walk right in and see you like this."

"I see the gift I got you fits well."

"You know, there wasn't a single thing to eat in the kitchen until you walked in."

once again, thank you for all the love and support! looking forward to writing more for you all <3

prompts are not my own!

fill this form to be added to the taglist <3

head to the masterlist for more!

[spacerockband]

random bug event

[kokodrawings]

Role reversal AU: Tsunade's successor

(and Sakura as Orochimaru's student)

[the-soup-specter-sillies]

finally italian americans can drop the columbus day bullshit and celebrate a REAL italian american hero <3

[sayruq]

Gaza has a large disabled population. Wissam is just one of tens of thousands, who need medication and care, facing the devastating choice of being slaughtered at home or out on the streets. All districts in Gaza but one have been declared combat zones.

[heartorbit]

if we could stay connected, just like this

[defilerwyrm]

shout out to all the christians on radio stations who are going to play a very jewish song about kinky breakup sex as a misguided homage to the now-dead pope today. leonard cohen's ghost is shaking his head at you and so am i