#talk to me about emh

[kageroughoul]

i've fallen down the EMH rabbit hole and i can't get out

[wienners]

"dude its not that embarassing to rewatch some creepypasta stuff you liked as a teenager" the character i imprinted on like a baby duck at 16 was a demon from new jersey that acts like the humanization of every offspring song and canonically listens to scissor sisters. His favorite color is purple and his favorite pokemon are gengar and haunter. His favorite candy is reeses cups. He leaves people notes with emojis on them. He acts like a beetlejuice scare actor at halloween horror nights. His catchphrase is "feeling sassy?" Hes (allegedly) worked with every war criminal throughout history and been every serial killer. even the gay ones. He ate a baby. His animal motif is a rabbit. Hes kind of based off the donnie darko rabbit. He almost exclusively wears merchandise of the quentin tarantino movie death proof. He talks to his cats in a baby voice. He wears a white fedora that makes every video he wears it in feel dated by like 7 years. Hes 5'3. Sometimes he barks like a dog. Hes from new jersey. He hacked a girls tumblr blog so he could post about how awesome he is. He added a laugh track over a video of him killing people. He named a chainsaw rex. He torments people by playing frank sinatra at them. His name comes from an animal collective song. His creator drew his "true form" as a giant buff wolf bug anthro. Theres a (semi)canon blog entry where he makes the speakers blare rob zombie before he enters a room, then holds a guy at gunpoint to describe what he did to to him while "making sure to leave in all the cool parts". The guy hes possessing has radioactive blood. He tried for 2 whole minutes to pick up a bottle of ketchup with a grabby hand. Hes kind of suicidal.He can be reasonably compared to pretty much every major tumblr sexyman. His actor has gone on record saying heath ledgers joker inspired his acting choices. His creators were too attached to him to permanently kill him at the end of the series. Sometimes his voice gets distorted and it makes him sound like bill ciphers first year on HRT. Hes basically like my artistic muse. For some fucking reason i associate the song cake by the ocean with him. I firmly believe that if everymanhybrid didn't require a masters degree in creepypasta autism to comprehend, he would've caused more teenage stabbings than the slenderman incident and more kin war tumblr scenarios than nagito komaeda.

[vinbitism]

Slenderman and Vinnie rant idk. mainly just Vinnie rant. I have a lot Im thinking about.

can't stop thinking Slenderman and Vinnie again. I fucking hate their dynamic so much (I love it bc it's well done but I HATE HATE IT) like that's what people don't get w Vinnie and Habit's relationship, Vinnie wanted to be saved from slenderman. If he's going to be abused he wants it to be on his own terms and he wants to be aware of it. Like slenderman uses Vinnie's unconscious body to do his bidding and it makes Vinnie feel disgusting and awful. He feels SAFER with habit. that should tell you something.

Ppl talk about how slenderman is after all the emh guys but I'd really like to argue that clearly they're just extras to him. Vinnie is the only one he "cares" about.

pretty much every video where Slenderman is shown he is looking right at Vinnie/Vinnie is there in the video when Slenderman is being shown. He's never just targeting Jeff, Steph or Evan, it's always ALWAYS Vinnie. Habit and the rake have free reign over the others, they just CAN'T mess with Vinnie aside from a little harm. Like the rake slices Vinnie's arm twice, once in the tapes and once in series. It's a warning, really. (habit breaks this agreement w slenderman which is what pisses Slenderman off so much)

like this dynamic hurts me. I don't expect ppl to watch the whole thing but it's just Vinnie dealing w Slenderman and how much he fucking hates it and how awful it makes him feel

Slenderman disemboweled the reverend not to be a hero, not because the reverend did something awful. he did it because he was JEALOUS.

"man doesn't share." when I tell you that shit hit me to my core I need you to guys to really think about what that means. Slenderman has been slowly breaking Vinnies mind more and more and even as a child he would use him like this. Vinnie was such a kind kid who clearly loved to talk to people and Slenderman took advantage of that. Vinnie is so easy to manipulate and that's what made him so valuable.

why do you think habit isolated him? Vinnie can't spread if he is locked away, he can't give Slenderman power if he's hidden away.

Vinnie practically throws himself at Habit to take him away all because "Atleast you talk" Like IMMM RIPPING MY EYES OUTTTT OYSYHDHJ atleast Habit TALKS to him. He doesn't just STAND there. atleast Habit tells him what he wants and what he means HE CANT UNDERSTAND SLENDERMAN AND HE HATES IT. he feels so used by him and with habit he has a choice, or atleast he feels like he does. It's so. UGH.

Slenderman truly fucked him up so bad. Not only does he cough the black goo, it comes out of his eyes, ears, and nose. Every part of him is violated by slendermans presence and it's so devastating to me. the dynamic hurts so bad. Vinnie is there to be a toy to play with and I hope that man is at peace now. I hope in whatever form he may be in, whatever life he lives, I hope it was his last. I hope he gets to move on and I hope he gets to know what it feels like to be free.

[hexusproductions]

Personally if I were Ultron I would pop tf off upon learning about Hank's complete mental breakdown, faked death, and everything to do with Yellowjacket. Like huh. Turns out my actions were not a wholly unique case and were in fact heavily influenced by the fact my mind was created using Hank's brain patterns. I'm not a monster apropos of nothing, but because of a multitude of factors I had no control over, including my flawed father creator

[batancha]

[old-habitz-die-hard]

LITERALLY WHERE ARE THE SLENDERVERSE FANS ANYWHERE IM HYPERFIXATING SO HARD I CANT LIVE WITH THIS RAHHH. IF YOU LIKE SLENDERVERSE PLEASE HMU JUST SAYING :33

[pollespiders]

u should talk about Steph and habit fr!! for me personally I've never really thought of them as a dynamic. I always think about how he killed her family not once but twice and he just seems to be so determined to make her life hell and to torment her even in fairmount, I'm pretty sure it's implied that he kinda wanted her to take those pills and overdose (considering Evan was behaving strange it might've been habit) and I'm just curious to what you have to say about them... perhaps you can expand my mind on the dynamic they could have

i think she beats him and he likes it JUST KIDDING no i think out of all the four vs habit, steph and hab are least comparable

bc like evan are parasite and host, vinny and habit r inseperable, jeff and habit r. well theyre not much but i think they could have some common interests and connections thru the rake

but steph and habit are just fucking Haters. steph justifiably, hes done her so dirty

i think itd be really fucking conflicting for her specifically in the emh iteration. bc habit has her boyfriends face, he has her boyfriends voice, he can act perfectly well like evan if he wants to. he doesnt, not often, but he Could, and that scares the fuck out of her

and when hes not pretending its not hard to separate them, but she doesnt know how far the separation goes. does habit like knives and gore because evan did? if she hurts habit, how much of that would hurt evan?

and habit just LOVES this conflict in her, he loves how she isnt sure how to approach any situation with him involved. she wont tolerate him but she doesnt know how to counteract, and habit adores the nervous look on her face when she cant figure it out

i dont think habits a misogynist tho. he doesnt target steph bc shes a woman he targets her bc shes the smallest. and shes a bit of an outcast. emh isnt a boys group but obviously she wasnt part of it when it started and it makes it a lot easier to pick off a sheep when theyre seperated from the flock. she didnt have the support system that the boys had (ie when alex and jeff lost their parents they had each other + ev and vin to talk about it with) and habit knows that he can make it sooo much worse for her bc of it. steph is awkward and lonely and introverted and that makes her perfect for the specific kind of abuse he wants to inflict on her

i dont think itd be possible for them to have a positive interaction theyre just that bad of haters. mostly on stephs behalf but i think habit just really would not enjoy her as company. because he sucks.

she should beat him tho she should take a barbed wire baseball bat and swing on his ass

[habitual-creatures]

Does your brain also just throw funny cursed ideas at you randomly?

Song

Brain screamed because of song.

These two:

I wish I could animate.

The idea is too funky to me. I love it. But my brain and hands don't allow me to animate. 😭

IF YOU READ THE TAGS, PLEASE- DO YOU SEE MY VISION- IS MY BRAIN BEING STUPID OR DOES THIS MAKE SENSE AND IS COMEDIC???

[squarebracketsmileyface]

Hi have art of me and Habit (my Habit not canon Habit) cuddling because i had a bad day yesterday and decided to draw us cuddling to make me feel better, and i really like how this sketch is coming along so im sharing it. Hopefully I'll finish it and then I can show the finished piece :]

He's like the size of a moose

Big fluffy Moose Sized Guy™

(Sometimes. He can shape shift for some reason)

(also his stupid spider legs took so long to figure out how to draw and for why?? They're just sticks, how are sticks hard to draw??? I don't know why he insists on having them lol, they're just There)

[itsmeeleanorstill]

Am gonna be very honest with you all i cannot stand most of the everymanhybrid fandom it was such a big shift for me compared to mardle hornets and yes i am aware that everymanhybrid does deal with more sensitive and intense topics in the show but that does that give people an exuse to be horroble and just generally very bad people me personally i didnt saw anything generally bad in the marble hornets fandom other then proshipping and people getting a bit wierd with the ships but thats something that hapens to bigger fandoms all the time but the emh fandom is so much i dont want to be in the same fandom spaces as nazis and racist people just because you are a fan of a caracter that dosent mean you can push belives and political views onto a caracter it really takes away the meaning of Habits caracter and how deeply well written he is and how acually he is a very smart caracter almost everything he does in the show is for a reason and i see a lot of people choosing to ignore everything just because they think he is hot yeah i think hes hot too but am not begin disgusting about i dont want people to know me only for my content about evan i will write about him but maybe later when i dont feel so grossed out with this fandom

[rats-were-rats-were-the-rats]

I'M BACK LOVELIES 🥳🥳🥳

[bumblingbabooshka]

Live Fast & Prosper

[possibly-in-wonderland]

No, I don't talk about all of my thoughts or dreams because apparently me enjoying the company of HABIT is a bad thing to a lot of people.

Yes, I dream and think about Evan, but sometimes HABIT's there too (not harming anything, he's just there).

It's called if you're gonna be around Evan you're gonna have to make room for HABIT who eventually grows on you because, let's be honest, he's kind of charming (when he's not eating your baby and yes I still think of it and it's upsetting but to be fair the only thing that makes me think of it is pregnancy in shows or movies and NOT HABIT so...yeah).

Now, if you excuse me, I need to go cry because we just hatched another fUCKING T-ROX.

[angelkiddo-woah]

@starrcatt THIS IS ACTUALLY US

breaking my silence with this crossover

[angrywarrior69]

Janeway to the EMH for seven years: "You are not a person and you don't have rights."

Starfleet when they get home: "The EMH isn't a person and he doesn't have rights."

Janeway: "Woah woah woah. What the fuck? That's my buddy. My special guy. He's my doctor. He's family. What the fuck are you talking about. That's a whole-ass guy. I will kill you if you disagree with me."

[mellohd]

EMH Marble Hornets AU!!

ok i know im not creative when it comes to aus but i thought itd be interesting to tell the story of MH through EMH’s story? IF YOU GUYS HAVE THOUGHTS OR QUESTIONS PLS LEAVE SOME IN MY INBOX!!! :-]( or even questions for the MH!EMH characters heh)1

Basically its just marble hornets told through EMH, for example instead of “tapes i found” story telling theyd open a youtube channel for tips and tricks on making your own movie while they make their own called Marble Hornets! EMH/MLA spoilersish up ahead

Heres the character correspondences:

Alex-> Jeff

Jay-> Vinnie

Tim-> Evan

Brian-> Michael!MLA

Jess-> Alex!EMH

Amy ->Jeffs GF(so sorry i forgot her name 😭)

“Masky”->Habit(which makes sense depending on the theories you go with for either series)

“Hoody”->Patrick (same as the last one)

Characters in cant figure out an association with:

Steph, Jess(Evans bestfriend) Shaun So they might just not have a place in this story idk

Since Mlanderson and EMH are in the same universe i thought id make Brian the Michael/Patrick of this story, except more involved. Instead of their being a shaun i think id like Brian to just go to MH crew, if ykwim. I did this cause the only other character i thought could fit Brian was Alex!EMH and I didnt like that.

My take on Masky is that hes just a more aware Tim, not a separate being (tho i do like to think of it that way for fun sometimes ha ha). Masky in my mind was in a battle against the operators control and was ultimately trying to help Jay. I think Masky would br Habit in this series cause of the theory that Habit is one of the first few iterations of Evan, thats why theyre similar and so compatible etc if you know the theory you know. That does mean that Tim isnt gonna act all ha ity, just more erratic i think, i havent gone tooooooo far into a characterization(or even a name) for Emh!MH Habit yet

“Hoody” I see as just brian and he was just disguising himself. in this au “Hoody” would be patrick. Let me explain,

Frim what i gathetef through my second watch of EMH and, my first of MLA , patrick is just Michael but remembers every single iteration, hes a similar being to Habit, thats why he has powers ig? Look i havent gotten too far into theories fir MLA the fandom is so dead i never see any 😭😭. I dont want to get to far into theories on other series anyways cause rhis is about my AU so ANYYYYWAYS i think brian would fit that its just brians story doesnt fit entirely with Michael, actually Tim would probably fit more now that i think about it. Oh god now im thinking of switching them again uhm wtv

I think the rest of the correspondences make sense if you think about it a bit. Jay as Vinnie makes sense to me because of boths compulsive need for answers even though its destructive to those around them. Jay wouldnt be as much as a villain in this like vinnie is (or maybe i havent decided muahaha). I also thought they fit cause they both do that weird thing where they constatly have to document everything.

I thought tim eould fit Evan just cause of the whole habit arc.

Alex as Jeff was more of a fill a role thing that eventually made sense to me. I did think of making him Evan and Tim Jeff, and im still thinking of doing this, but i thought the whole finding the gf arc would fit alex more. Alex would still be one of the villains i think. Like i said this would be marble hornets told through EMH lol. I might even switch it up and assign a habit type role to Alex instead and there be two patrick characters who knows!

As you can tell im still thinking this through so maybe mext post i make about this will be more solid. if youre interested to talk about this kore with me(obv my inbox) or i have a slenderverse discord i made with my friend heh tik tok smug emoji. come join if youre looking for more slenderverse friends(and if youre interested in darkharvest and mla especially cause i need more people to talk about that to 😭😭)