#tc : terminallycapricious

[airprime7]

Why am I seeing so many fake posts on my dash? Like, there's ones from all sorts of made up realities, I'm surprised I haven't seen ones set in webcomics or whatever.

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♊️ twinarmageddons

all of you iidiiot2 need two 2hut up about computer2 unle22 you know what you're talkiing about. ii 2wear ii 2aw 2ome guy telliing people two pour water on theiir keyboard2 two clean them.

♉️ adiostoreador

uH,,,

iS THAT NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO, uH, dO IT,

♊️ twinarmageddons

oh my fuckiing god 2ome people are actual iidiiot2

#ii mean come on you actually beliieved that

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♑️ terminallycapricious

wAsSuP mOtHeRfUcKeRs???

#HoNk

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:33 < hiii!!!

:33 < my name is nepeta leijon, and this is my furst post!

:33 < i like shipping, and rolepurrlaying, and hunting

:33 < i have troll pawtism, so i might not be the best at understanding things. sorry if i get confused!

:33 < i also do art, and my commissions are open! purrlease don't ask me to draw trolls pailing, i'm only 6

:33 < bye! :33

♋️ carcinogeneticist

HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO PUT YOUR FULL NAME IN YOUR PINNED POST.

DON'T YOU KNOW THE FIRST RULE OF GRUMBLR IS NEVER USE YOUR REAL NAME, YOU IDIOTIC EXCUSE FOR A PERSON.

♒️ caligulasaquarium Follow

wwhy is your text grey

♋️ carcinogeneticist

I DON'T KNOW, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE, FISH FACE.

🤡 i-say-honk Follow

hOnK!

♋️ carcinogeneticist

FUCK OFF, TC, WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU.

THIS STUPID "GIMMICK BLOG" ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.

♌️ arseniccatnip

:33 < @carcinogeneticist @caligulasaquarium @i-say-honk kill yourselves

#:33 < :33

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♈️ apocalypsearisen Follow

im dead n0w

♍️ grimauxiliatrix

Mood

#Honestly I Cant Believe I Made It Through This Week Alone

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👻 ectobiologist Follow

hi! how do i use this app?

♋️ carcinogeneticist

HUMAN ALERT.

@human-alarm

👤 human-alarm Follow

BEEP

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♐️ centaurstesticle Follow

D -> The day we stop valuing horses is the day society collapses

♐️ centaurstesticle

D -> @cuttlefishculler Perhaps I do share some interests with the protagonist of the new popular movie starring Troll Ryan Gosling

D -> If anything that would be a compliment

D -> Not that that's something a f001 such as yourself would understand

♓️ cuttlefishculler Follow

)(-EY, I was just joking around. No need to start being c-rude!!! 380

♏️ arachnidsgrip Follow

Protagonist!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What movie did you watch? 8ecause 8ar8ie is defin8ly the hero of the one I saw, hooves-for-8rains.

♈️ apocalypsearisen Follow

i liked the 0ne with the b0mb m0re

♒️ caligulasaquarium Follow

rustblood, opinion disregarded

♋️ carcinogeneticist

BLATANT HEMOPHOBIA ASSIDE, ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE OP'S URL?

♊️ twinarmageddons

forget that, cc ii2 the ACTUAL HEIIRE22

♋️ carcinogeneticist

HOLY SHIT, WHO CARES.

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♏️ arachnidsgrip

You know, I think the murders were good for me.

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VR1SK4, YOU K1LL3D 31GHTY-31GHT P3OPL3.

♏️ arachnidsgrip

Yeah, 8ut I'm over it now. It doesn't effect me anymore.

#I've moved on.

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man i cant believe troll steve jobs died of ligma

♉️ adiostoreador

wHO, uM, wHO'S TROLL STEVE JOBS?

[aj-jesterdude]

ok i need to fucking talk about the hsbc upd8. holy shit. so good. but i wanna focus on our new friends, gavageCunctation and their crew. So first thing I noticed was that all of them have the same two-letter combinations that the trolls did. gavageCunctation [GC] -> gallowsCalibrator is also [GC]. they also mention an AA (Aradia's was apocalypseArisen) and a TC (Gamzee's was terminallyCapricious). So what's the deal with that? I've got no clue. Maybe Ult!Dirk threw that in for me specifically to puzzle out. Now what does gavageCunctation actually...mean? Gavage is "the administration of food or drugs by force, especially to an animal, typically through a tube leading down the throat to the stomach." Cunctation is to hestitate or delay. So...delaying forced eating/forced intoxication? Perhaps this relates to the way they're hesitant on playing the game. Cunctation could also tie into their quirk. Speaking of their quirk! It's a bomb! the "o" is the bomb, the dashes are the fuse, and the * is the spark. They use it to switch tones, bouncing between a nonchalant carefree sort of vibe to a more serious, "Doomer 8ullshit" one. It runs out right at the end of the conversation, and their computer explodes, so maybe it's a way to track an actual bomb in their room? They mention this being a common occurance:

GC: mine was alright, almost got my stupid ass blown to the high hells as per usual but not much other than that...

GC: haha that would be devastating right? GC: and it could happen so easily.

GC: o-------*

GC: a petrifying thought...

GC: o------*

GC: yet i still stay up to my buccal mass in volatile materials.

GC: it's a real addiction haha...

They also do it with their parentheses! (like so!)---* Really neat quirk!!! Now onto AA and TC. We have very little to go on with them. AA is described as an oracle, but also *not* an oracle. Seemingly magic, and a manipulative meddler fussy type. Odds are she's Rose's species, that sounds very Rose. I think GC might be a Satyr. AA is oddly insistent on playing the game, it seems... TC we have even less. All we know is that this SBURB session is described as "TC's game". Maybe they're the one who compiled the code like Sollux did? That's all we got for now and just. I'm over the moon. New species...finally...anyways thanks for reading this I guess

[shoegazingmonad]

Oh wait. Tavros Crocker = TC = terminallyCapricious. How the hell didn't I get that earlier

[homestuckreplay]

Jade Harley's New, Worse Friends

(page 826)

In a shocking and unexpected episode of 'Jade Is Different To Other Characters', she has additional contacts in Pesterchum Enamel (Much Shinier)! Below her Chumroll (John, Rose and Dave) she has a Trollslum, which may be a blocklist, or could be a different, custom category she's made to group 'best friends' and 'worst friends'.

Either way, there are at least five new names, maybe more as it looks like there's a scrollbar to the right. And while I'm still waiting for wellPressedAttire, officeurchin1280, and Dad's other associates to take their starring roles in the narrative, I'd also really like to hear from these guys and find out why Jade has relegated them to the trollslum.

carcinoCeneticist [CG] - Currently online and Rancorous. Prefix 'carcino-' means tumor or cancer, from the Greek for 'ulcerous sore' or literally 'crab🦀'. 'Geneticist' is a biologist who studies genes and variations in organisms or a doctor who diagnoses genetic disorders, so this is someone who studies cancer biology at the genetic level. As a specialized scientific profession, this echoes John's username, ectoBiologist, but is far more grounded in reality and feels darker because of it.

arachnidsGrip [AG] - Arachnids are a group of carnivorous or parasitic arthropods that includes spiders, scorpions and mites, while grip is a firm hold or tight grasp, or more generally, control of a situation. Spiders especially are seen as calculating and malicious planners, and to be 'in the arachnid's grip' would be to be caught in their tightly woven web and beholden to their plans.

twinArmageddons [TA] - Twin refers to a pair of very similar or related things (literally, two children from the same pregnancy). Armageddon is colloquially a world ending event, or literally, the final and conclusive battle between good and evil as described in the Christian Bible. Homestuck has already seen one extinction level event with the meteors currently swarming Earth, leading to a battle of light vs dark at the center of Skaia. Could these two events - within and without of Sburb - be the twin armageddons, as they occur together? Or is there another and entirely separate armageddon still to happen?

terminallyCapricious [TC] - 'terminally' means extremely, incurably or leading to death, while to be capricious is to have impulsive and unpredictable moods and behaviors. So this person's username is functionally 'I'm an asshole and I will not stop' which feels appropriate for the trollslum. To be terminally capricious is for changeability to be the only unchangeable part of someone's personality, or for someone to be so impulsive that it leads to their own death.

caligulasAquarium [CA] - Caligula was a Roman emperor known for beginning a reign of kindness and generosity but quickly descending into tyranny, working to increase the Emperor's already sizable powers and demanding to be worshipped on a level with the gods. An aquarium is an enclosure for observation and research of aquatic plants and animals. So Caligula'a aquarium would be where underwater life is ruled over with an increasingly iron fist, forced to obey the humanity that once emerged from beneath those waves.

All five of these usernames carry a negative valence - cancer, spiders, the end of the world, people of unpredictable moods and tyrannical rulers are all things people commonly dislike or fear. They all have a connection to death, as spiders can be venomous especially in fiction, and Caligula was assassinated.

Thinking about internet trolls - people who deliberately try to provoke other internet users with controversial statements that they may not actually believe, the only goal being those users' reactions - these people probably would choose usernames with strong negative and dangerous associations. They'll probably come across as extreme and inflammatory, even more so than Dave (who I don't think is intentionally trolling anybody) although might be very different in person, should we be lucky enough to meet them the way we've met John, Rose, Dave and Jade.

[gavagecunctation]

someone in hs8c discord pointed this out so i just wanna put my guesses here. i think the flowers represent the delta kids

the purple flower on the left = gc (gorgeouscolor/gavagecunct8ion). ill take this to mean the lighter purple one 8c of their text color

aa and tc are 8oth gcs friends. originally i thought aa would 8e the pink flower to the right solely 8c of vi8es 8ut now i get the idea that one side could 8e the satyrs (right) and the other could 8e roses species. so theres three of each

ill guess that

lilac = gc purple = tc yellow = aa

purple 8c of gam8itch, terminallycapricious, and yellow partially 8y process of elimin8ion and also 8ecause the whole oracle-not-oracle thing reminds me of 8oth a seer and looking at the clouds on prospit. yellow. neat

then this side will 8e the satyrs. usernames currently unknown

[tenaciouschronicler]

June 12-18 2025 2010

Paradox Space? Alternia?? Carcino??? Where the heck are we????

It looks like we've got a new story line but not necessarily an Intermission. Kinda like when we were with WV for some pages. It does have its own name: Hivebent. The planet we are on is grey with two moons which look like the ones that we saw when Die ended up in the timeline where Slick didn't exist. So the whole of the intermission takes place on Alternia. That means exiles end up on the dead planet of their session players. Finally, the race that exists on this planet are called trolls. I'm almost positive in-universe the trolls are astonished that the kids were able to guess that info when that's not exactly the case.

We get a lot of information in these pages so instead of going by update I'm gonna break it down by troll and generic info about them. Mostly because I'd never get this done otherwise.

carcinoGenetisist a.k.a. KARKAT VANTAS

Does not have any time to even consider humoring us. Out of all the introductions during the naming portion, we get the most insight with Karkat here. Hes got the same level of awareness as Rose but more of the snark of Dave.

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. [Your name is JOHN.] You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. [You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES.] You like to program computers, but you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. [You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT.] Your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.

Comparing John and Karkat is so funny. They are our first characters for their respective sessions which makes them the 'default' protag, in so much as a comic like this has a protag. On top of that, we get introduced on their birthday. The biggest difference in the initial paragraph is how much more detail we get with Karkat. We've already got a taste in the chatlogs with how much he dumps even if he says he wont. It makes sense then that we get extra info regarding each sentence like how his movie taste should be embarrassing or he thinks himself a virus coder.

Not a one to one but while John aspires to be a MAGICIAN, Karkat here aspires to be a THRESHECUTIONER. Very different job ideals and good for preparing us for how violent this society is comparatively. As well, we get confirmation that this is indeed Carcino by giving us his trolltag and letting us know he is almost always combative and stubborn.

Like John, the walls of his room contain movie posters. The ones I can tell right off the bat are 50 First Dates and Hitch. [Midnight Sam here! I figured out the other poster because of John Cusack, its Serendipity]. Much like ones we've seen, they are greyscale but these have the addition of horns on each actor and indiscernible, long ass titles.

We get a little bit of captcha nonsense where we learn Karkat uses ENCRYPTION which he later trades with the yet-to-be-named hacker. Hes also able to pick up items without having to captcha them.

I haven't talked about this yet but we seem to be seeing past events leading up to their entry to the game while also getting information of what is to happen without having to wait for it, unlike with the kids where we work in the present time.

The lawnrings are empty. Blood skims the voids in your porous cranial plates, as if grazing the hollow of a threshed stem, or say, an abandoned cocoon. A sour note is produced. It's the one Agitation plays to make its audience squirm. [...] You have a feeling it's going to be a long night.

Karkat interrupts the normal poetic moment and goes onto a tangent about how useless he finds everything comparing it to the mail, which they don't have. He goes back inside showing off the equivalent of Game Bro, Game Grub, and talking to a different troll than we've met, terminallyCapricious.

After we get introduced to TC we return to Karkat and his attempts to code with ~ATH. According to Karkat ‘[i]ts logic is composed of nothing but infinite loops, or at best, loops of effectively interminable construction.’ Apparently to make the code finish executing you have to find a way to terminate it “manually” which is typically done by binding the code to a real lifespan. Karkat's main code is tied to the death of the universe, U, with a subloop tied to his own death. ‘[C]oding with this language is all about finding ways to trick it into doing what you want.’ which TA is apparently very good at. Kar shows us one of those said codes which ‘immediately causes the user's computer to explode, and places a curse on the user forever, along with everyone he knows, and everyone he'll ever meet.’ Very cool. I wanna sit on this. Like really think about it because 1. Kar apparently executes this code later and 2. the logic behind it is perhaps a way to end the game. The kids game session is essentially looping code that has no way to exit the subloops, unlike Karkat's, to execute the main loop and end the game.

Speaking of TA and the game we get to see a chat with him and Kar which spirals into a toxic mess before Kar calls for a time out to learn more about said game. Between TA and Gamzee, I think Karkat values his friendship with TA way more. While he brushes it off as a running joke, Kar genuinely feels embarassed about the devolving convo. This guy does not feel shame easily.

On the game side of things, this is all TA's fault and also AA's. AA is the one who found the tech (Rose's server? another time capsule?) in some ruins and gave it to TA whos essentially rebuilt it or 'adapted' it as he says. This is gonna just go so swimmingly.

terminallyCapricious a.k.a GAMZEE MAKARA

I’m gonna be so honest, I was not expecting a new character revealed so soon. As abrupt as it feels, it works very well with the transition of the chatlog. Karkat is absolutely awful in that log. I mean the level of vitriol is off the charts. On the one hand we were warned that this is his style of communication but on the other my god hes about as cuddly as a jumping cactus. But that's also what makes this log funny to me. Unstoppable force (Karkat’s rage) v. Immovable object (Gamzee’s nonchalance). It just takes so much out of the rants and makes him more like a chihuahua, I cant take it seriously.

Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA.

You get pretty excited by CLOWNS OF A GRIM PERSUASION WHICH MAY NOT BE IN FULL POSSESSION OF THEIR MENTAL FACULTIES.

You like to practice on your ONE WHEEL DEVICE, which you are GOD AWFUL at because your FEET DO NOT RACH THE PEDALS.

Your trolltag is terminallyCapricious and you speak in a manner that is JuSt A lItTlE bIt WhImSiCaL.

Gamzee’s intro reminds me a lot of Dave's in how it gives a third party perspective like someone is talking to us directly rather than narrating to us. He’s got wild hair and tall horns with white face paint. Combined with what he shares about his cult I”m inclined to say hes a Juggalo/ into the Insane Clown Posse ( I know like two songs from animation memes). Combine that with the unicycle, horns and clubs, he is very firmly in the clown circle. The symbol on his shirt is the same one for Saturn which rules Capricorn and his color is a darker purple than Rose’s. There's some insane clown posters on the walls and bottles of Faygo everywhere which makes me really want a Faygo. Maybe I can convince my mom to stop at Fiesta tomorrow before we pick up my dad at the airport.

Gamz’s modus leaps up to the top of the worst modi possible list, the MIRACLE MODUS. Its got tons of cards but it flashes all sorts of colors an everything gets put in all willy nilly while getting anything out of it seems to be up to the whims of the universe. Which I guess is exact;y what hes all about. Gamzee apparently makes pies out of the stuff trolls use to sleep in which he notes hes not supposed to as it ‘does funny things to a trolls head’ but his Custodian is very neglectful and never thought to teach him that. His hive lies fairly close to the ocean where SEA DWELLERS live and are noted to be very hostile.

GC starts pestering Gamzee and proves my point on just how unbothered Gamz is about everything. GC very much does not like that she cant get under his skin but likes the idea of inviting Karkat to play TA’s game even less. This makes me wonder why these guys even got together to play this game in the first place. From the little interactions we've gotten it doesn’t really seem like any of these trolls like each other.

gallowsCalibrator a.k.a TEREZI PYROPE

Much like herself Terezi's room is alot. Full to the brim with a variety of multiple, clashing colors, SCALEMATE plushies and chalk drawings.

Your name is TEREZI PYROPE.

You are pretty enthusiastic about dragons. But you have a PARTICULAR AFFECTION for their COLORFUL SCALES, which you gather and use to decorate your hive.

You take an interest A justice, holding particular fascination for ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE WICKED.

Your trolltag is gallowsCalibrator and you SP34K W1TH TH3 NUM3R4LS TH3 BLlND ROPH3TS ONC3 US3D.

Shed probably get alomg well with AR until he figure out just how skewed her judicial beliefs are. Terezi here is a junior prosecutor with something akin to synesthesia where she can taste colors. Literally. Whether she always had this ability or she gained it after becoming blind is unclear. I does explain all the color. Its implied that she was blinded during a LARPing accident which is much more extreme than our version probably is.

We get a bit derailed compared to Karkat and Gamzee as Terezi goes on to roleplay a courtroom drama featuring SENATOR LEMONSNOUT and beetle embezelment.

Alternia

Six sweeps is equal to 13 Earth years which comes out to one sweep for every 2 years and 2 month on Earth. There is something called a bi-lunar perigee though there's no reference for how long that is. A perigee is actually when the moon is closest to earth and happens about every 28 days. So either one day is equal to 28 of ours or the phenomena occurs differently there.

Also Earth doesn't exist yet.

Trolls are indeed a species with a larval stage and birthdays are known as wriggling days.

TROLLIAN is also a new application with a recently released BETA.

When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS.

You hope one day to join the honorable ranks of the LEGISLACERATORS.

Some interesting job titles.

SBURB does not currently exist for the trolls "But it will soon." which absolutely is not threatening whatsoever./s

Also Karkat and five others are supposed to play it but we know that 12 of them end up in the Medium so did they somehow merge the two six-player sessions? Does that mean that six is the maximum amount of players for a single session? Or is it more of that destiny bs? I know TA set it up to be competing teams but SBURB has done more with less.

It is your RECUPERACOON full of nourishing SOPOR SLIME. Every young troll enjoys the cozy embrace of such a vessel each night, and the relaxing ooze helps assuage the terrible visions of blood and carnage that plague the dark subconscious of your species.

Ok aside from the weird uses of words that add to the alien nature of the trolls being aliens, I've never heard of SOPOR. I've heard of Stupor and apparently they are both abnormal states of deep sleep with stupor being the more severe of the two and probably why its more commonly used. On the one hand it explains Gamzee's 'high' state if its supposed to be a soporific agent to assist in sleeping. Directly ingesting it is probably not the safest idea. On the other hand!, I know it says it helps with the inherited PTSD of the species but how would that affect something like oh say, waking up your dream self?

Trolls think fashion stupid.

Is this true or is this just Karkat being Karkat?

Is that John Cusack? The thing that most people don't realize is that John Cusack is a universal constant.

Serious question, forgive me... who tf is John Cusack?? I'm sorry I'm TERRIBLE at names and faces.

You were allowed to design this hive when you were young, after you emerged victorious from your trials deep in the brooding caverns. You have lived here with your CUSTODIAN ever since. It's almost as if your people have placed great cultural importance on teaching children to become architecturally adept while very young.

I am looking very suspiciously.

Troll TV shows have shorter titles than troll movies because TV is a much newer form of media in their society.

On Alternia, there is no such thing as a defense attorney, or a defense.

Not related to Alternia but our command ==> has changed to ======>. Dont know if theres a story reason or if it just helps diferenciate the two stories.

[wild-fae-trickster]

I'm trying to set the clock for doing these daily, and the morning is usually when I have the most time, so it's time for the ultimate homestuck Chumhandle poll! In which you guys vote for the best Chumhandle in homestuck

Part 2: Gamzee vs Tavros

[lesboygamzee]

-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at ??:?? --

AG: So what’s the deal with fairy meta

blue fairies have a lot of evidence ( in my beautiful mind ) behind being fetishised but the existence of the red fairy ( aradia ) ( described as a pixie actually but who gaf ) is clearly depicted as a freedom and like tavros is a girl and shitttttttttt

[homestuck-fanauthor-coalition]

Murderswapstuck

@simsandchesscrossover

-- terminallyCapricious opened a memo on board STOP CHANGING THE TITLE, IT'S MY BOARD AND I'LL NAME IT WHAT I WANT! -- TC: HELLO MOTHERFUCKING LAMBS OF THE LORDS. AG: Oh, gr8. More psychotic ram8lings a8out ghosts. TC: i will forgive you for your insolence. for now. AG: You actually know how to spell th8? Color me impressed! TC: I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT I HAVE UP AND SEEN THE LIGHT, AND IT MOTHERFUCKING BURNS. TC: burns good. TC: THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS.

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Mature

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence; Major Character Death

Category: Other

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas; Eridan Ampora & Karkat Vantas; Terezi Pyrope & Karkat Vantas; Nepeta Leijon/Equius Zahhak

Characters: The Trolls (Homestuck); Karkat Vantas; Eridan Ampora; Terezi Pyrope; Nepeta Leijon

Additional Tags: Murderstuck | [S] Equius: Seek the Highb100d; Alternate Universe - Character Swap; Canon-Typical Violence; Suicide; Mind Control; Abusive Relationships

[tinycatstars]

omg if it isnt too much trouble do you think you could write some agere gamzee + cg karkat? they r my faves theyre so cuuuuuute :D

yess!! i really like the concept of karkat + gamzee using age regression to help gamzee heal and get better after sburb :D so this fic kinda revolves around that! i hope you like it !! <3 <3

also ill be posting this to ao3 too so the pesterchats will look 100 times better with the actual homestuck skin btw !! i had to improvise with tumblr lololol

(also also there is a lil cursing and mention of weed in this btw 0: just a warning!)

Gamzee woke up groggily, turning over to face his clock that sat next to his recuperacoon. It read 11 AM, which was earlier than he’s woken up in a while. The troll lets out a sigh before sitting up, cracking his joints as he stretches. 

He feels different this morning. Not a bad different, but a good one instead. He felt hazy, but not the usual haze he felt after smoking a bowl the night before. He feels… small.

Oh. Oh! He had regressed while he was sleeping.

He takes a few deep breaths before getting out of bed to find his phone. He needed to text Karkat to let him know he was regressed. He really wanted to see his moirail, but he wasn’t sure how busy Karkat would be today, and he really didn’t want to be a bother.

The troll hums, deciding that he would message the other anyways. Anxiety be damned, he wanted to see his best friend!

terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 11:12 AM

TC: GoOd MoRnInG :0)

CG: AND WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK DO YOU WANT?

TC: :0(

TC: CaN yOu CoMe OvEr? I tHiNk I’m FeElInG tInY

CG: OH

CG: SORRY. OF COURSE I CAN, DUDE

CG: I’LL BE OVER IN A SECOND, OK? STAY PUT

TC: HoNk :0)

terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 11:19 AM

Gamzee smiles at the exchange. As he waits for Karkat to get to his hive, he starts to get ready for the day. The troll quickly showers, or, really, just runs water and stands underneath it. He feels so much better afterwards, relaxing further into his headspace. He rubs moisturizer into his dreads after his rinse, brushing his teeth and finishing up his normal routine. He smiles at himself in the mirror - he’s come so far from where he used to be, mostly thanks to Karkat. He’s helped him feel like himself again, and now the troll finds himself doing things he never would have before, like this “self care” stuff Karkat had been pushing onto him.

He spots the scar from Nepeta’s claw that spanned across his face, it has since faded since he… yeah, best not to think about that right now.

Karkat arrives soon after Gamzee finishes getting ready.  He knocks on the door to his hive, and Gamzee excitedly goes to open it. He smiles as he’s faced with his caregiver. Karkat smiles back, seeing that Gamzee was dressed in one of his own old sweatshirts, large pajama pants, and some purple fuzzy socks. He looked extremely comfortable, not to mention adorable.

“Hey, little grub. I came over as fast as I could”, Karkat says. Gamzee smiles lazily, going in for a hug. Karkat held the other as best as he could, but it was a little difficult with the height difference. Gamzee towered over Karkat, but his head was bent so his forehead was touching the other’s, his dangling arms wrapped around the shorter troll’s body.

Karkat smiled despite the awkward position, leaning into the touch. Gamzee’s hair smelled like the loc oil the other had gifted him a while ago. The scents of passionfruit and pineapple filled the troll’s nostrils as his hair was pressed against his head.

They stay like that for a while, until Gamzee pulls away from the hug, quietly saying “Thanks for coming over”.

“Yeah, of course, I love hanging with my best pal! What did you have planned for today?” Karkat asked the little.

Gamzee shrugs, fiddling with his shirt a bit. He moves from the entryway so Karkat can properly come in. His hive was a bit of a mess, but nothing compared to what it was a few months ago. Only a few dishes were piled in the sink, a couple of pieces of clothing littered the floor, and a few pieces of paper covering the kitchen counter. It was a huge improvement from how it looked before Karkat had intervened; he couldn’t even see the floor of the hive. The other troll was so proud of Gamzee, as silly as it sounded.

“Can we play video games?” Gamzee shyly asks, eyeing his T.V. and gaming set up in the corner of the living room. 

“Sure, do you want anything to drink?” KK asked. Gamzee shook his head and plopped onto his couch, moving some of the blankets out of the way so Karkat could sit next to him. Karkat walks over and grabs the controllers that sat on the T.V. mantle, handing Gamzee one as he sits on the couch next to him.

“What did you wanna play?” Karkat asks, booting up the other’s gaming system to the home screen. Gamzee shrugs, saying something that sounded like “You pick”. Karkat noticed he mumbled a lot more while he was regressed, the other troll couldn’t understand him most days if he wasn’t reading his lips. 

He selects Mario Party, hoping it was a good choice. It was a simple enough game, something Gamzee could play and actually have fun with while regressed. He guesses it was the perfect choice, considering how Gamzee wiggles in excitement as the title screen plays. 

The shorter troll chooses to play as Bowser, while Gamzee is still trying to decide who he wants to be. “Need help deciding?” Karkat asks him, and Gamzee shakes his head as he clicks on Princess Peach. He smiled softly, she was just so pretty, he had to play as her!

They play a few rounds of Mario Party before Gamzee is practically falling asleep while sitting up. Karkat looks fondly over to the other, deciding that he needs a nap. He gently takes the controller out of Gamzee’s hand, which the troll barely registered as he moved another hand up to rub at his eyes sleepily. Karkat gently moves the little into a laying down position on the couch, pulling a spare blanket over the other.

Karkat decides he’ll make them something to eat while the little one sleeps peacefully, so he can get some food into Gamzee whenever he wakes up. The shorter troll gets up from the couch gently kissing the top of Gamzee’s forehead. The other troll smiles a little in his sleep. 

“Sweet dreams, little grub”, Karkat whispers.

[pesterloglog]

Gamzee Makara, Dave Strider

Act 5, page 4027-4031

terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]

TC: it's all your fault.

TG: ?

TC: IT'S ALL YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN FAULT.

TC: honk.

TG: ok

TC: YOU ALL CRACKED OFF THE TOP OF THE BOTTLE TO THOSE FUCKIN CLOWN IMPOSTORS.

TC: that all were spraying out the flagrant motherfuckin heresies at me.

TC: THE FLAGRANT MOTHER FUCKING HERESIES MOTHER FUCKER.

TC: is what came out from their mouths, it made me get my sadness on to see it.

TC: AND MY RAGE ON FUCKING HARDER.

TG: im sorry

TC: all my life i believed at a fuckin paradise to come what held the most baller, darkest of carnivals to join.

TC: AND A PROPHECY

TC: to tell all about a band of rowdy and capricious minstrels steeped in the good harshwhimsy.

TC: THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS WERE FORETOLD TO BE CRASHING THAT FUCKING PIE STAND AND BRING THE HOLY RUCKUS.

TC: like a giddy fuckin ninja one wheeling head long at the hugest fuckin horn heap shangri la's got to see.

TC: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE VAST HONK, YOU BLASPHEMOUS MOTHERFUCKER.

TC: what i believed in it to be was so beautiful, us and them all mellowing in tents, bumpin sounds, tossing back the faygo and soaking the miracles up our faith sponges, while the special stardust rained down at our elixir sticky faces, like a bunch a fuckin fairy powder from religion space.

TC: IT WAS GOING TO BE US AND MOTHER FUCKING THEM.

TC: them and mother fuckin us. :o(

TG: this is like

TG: some trolling schtick right

TG: this icp shit

TC: BUT NOW.

TC: because of you.

TC: BECAUSE OF ALL YOU AND YOUR FUCKING OUTRAGEOUSNESS.

TC: you stole up all my miracles away by revealing at me how the wicked shit was really kicked.

TC: LIKE SOME FILTHY FUCKING SCIENSTIFF WHO AT OLD TIMES WOULD BE RULED UNFUNNY WITHOUT EVEN GETTING HIS FUCKING TRIAL ON.

TC: and now i don't know what to think about the spiritual fantasies i had.

TC: HONK )o:

TG: hahaha

TG: best troll ever

TG: i dont even care if you're really into this stuff or not its awesome

TC: uhhhhh, what stuff?

TG: like

TG: horrorcore

TG: lame clown rap and stuff

TC: >:o?

TG: dude are you an actual juggalo or not

TC: bro, that word you used isn't nothing real i've heard of.

TC: IT STRIKES AT ME AS ANOTHER HERETICAL FUCKING BASTARDIZATION OF SOME SACRED SHIT I TAKE SERIOUSLY IN MY PUMP BISCUIT.

TC: i mean i guess, took seriously.

TG: hahahahaha

TG: do you really not know what im talking about

TC: I HAVE THE IDEA THAT YOU PUT IN MY PAN TO SIT THERE.

TC: that the paradise planet

TC: IS A FUCKING JOKE.

TC: and the miracles

TC: ARE FAKE.

TC: pure fiction.

TC: FALSE FAKEY FRAUDY CON JOBS FROM A BUNCH OF UNFUNNY NINJA HARLEQUIN BULLSHIT ARTISTS.

TG: ahaha

TG: i cant even tell if youre trying to troll me with this or if you actually are having some weird emotional problem

TC: can't it be motherfuckin

TC: BOTH THINGS.

TG: ok im telling you

TG: you need to watch this video

TG: the song isnt even supposed to be released for another year or something

TG: but i got it from an inside source

TG: this is as hot as it gets

TG: hang on lemme dig it up

TC: no.

TC: MOTHER FUCK NO, BRO.

TC: i'm not looking on any more of your blasphmemes.

TC: I REALLY JUST CAME BACK ON YOU TO MOTHER FUCKING SAY.

TC: that while that sickening noise you did at me is your fault

TC: THERE'S SOMETHING I DID AT YOU WHAT'S MINE.

TC: i did something that's motherfucking atrocious to your posse.

TC: MADE YOUR WHOLE CREW OF JOKERS GET TO BEING KINDA MENTALLY MOTHER FUCKIN

TC: unstable.

TC: IN FUCKING FACT

TC: that atrocious business i got to doing

TC: I DID THAT SHIT TO YOUR WHOLE UNIVERSE AS A MATTER OF MOTHER FUCKING FACT.

TC: you see

TC: YOU MOTHER FUCKIN SEE

TC: i finally got all caught up in what's true behind the sweet murdermirth of the bitchin bloodcircus.

TC: I REACHED DEEP DOWN AND GOT AT WHERE ALL THE REAL HARSHWHIMSIES WERE HIDING INSIDE ME.

TC: in the angriest ways i found up my dark ancestral chucklevoodoos within.

TC: AND THEN

TC: i focused on them through the rage you made me have

TC: AND I WENT AND MADE YOUR UNIVERSE...

TC: terminal. Bo)

TG: none of that really meant anything but ok

TG: also you have me confused for somebody else we never talked

TG: i guarantee i would have remembered you

TC: ALL THAT MOTHER FUCKIN MATTERS IS I REMEMBER YOU AND WHAT YOU DID.

TC: i'm just all letting you in on the ways i set the high justice in motion.

TC: MADE US MOTHERFUCKING SQUARE, YOU AND ME.

TC: me and you.

TG: thats cool juggalo guy who i still cant quite tell is ironic about this or not

TG: but like i said either way its all good

TC: HAHAHAHAHA, YOU DON'T MOTHER FUCKING BELIEVE.

TC: you need to get more spirituality into your superstition ghost.

TC: LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FAITHCHUMP THAT WHAT I WAS.

TC: as if i'd forget to do my chucklevoodoos to you too.

TC: TO FUCK UP YOUR DREAMS.

TC: make your worst fears come alive and get up on their haunts in your naphappy pan.

TG: what

TG: what fears

TC: YOU MOTHER FUCKING KNOW, BROTHER.

TC: its the fuckin puppet.

TC: THE ONE THAT'S ALL GOT TO BE MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND I GOT NOW.

TC: now that my other buddy managed to be having his head chopped off. :oC

TG: oh god

TG: did my bro put you up to this

TG: i should have guessed he might have a hand in some of these shitty trolling escapades

TC: YOUR BRO'S DEAD BRO.

TC: couldn't keep my new friend captive no more.

TC: RELEASED YOUR NIGHTMARES RIGHT INTO MY WARM FUCKING EMBRACE.

TC: and now i listen at what they whisper through my hear ducts.

TG: hahaha jesus

TG: you are fucking insane

TC: I'M ALL HEARING THESE AMAZING MOTHERFUCKIN THINGS.

TC: i think he'll help me refigure out what's the real reality about the miracles.

TC: HE'LL HELP ME TO MOTHER FUCKIN DISCOVER THE TRUTH OF WHO THE MESSIAHS ARE.

TC: the real messiahs, not the false mess a lies, hahahahaha.

TC: HONK.

TG: so

TG: my bros idiotic ventriloquist dummy is responsible for this schizophrenic bullshit

TG: is that what youre saying

TC: motherfuuuuuck yes, bro.

TG: what else does he say

TC: HE SAYS

TC: all in this funny little voice

TC: THAT IS SO

TC: very

TC: VERY

TC: very

TC: VERY

TC: quiet

TC: THAT

TC: it's time

TC: TO GO

TC: mother

TC: FUCKING

TC: kill

TC: THEM

TC: all.

TG: welp

TG: that sounds about right

TG: better do what he says dude

TC: YEAH.

TC: hahaha, here was i to come at you with all these unruly upbraids i got pent up.

TC: WHEN YOU KNOW MOTHERFUCKIN WHAT?

TC: i should be gettin grateful to you for sharing at me your way ridic heresies, brother.

TC: THE ROAD TO THE DARK CARNIVAL HAS NEVER BEFORE BEEN PAVED WITH LOUDER HONK HORNS TO TREAD UPON.

TC: and scare the living motherfuck out of the lowblood faithless with each step. ;o)

TG: hahahahahahahaha

TG: you are either literally an insane psychopathic murderer or some kind of trolling savant

TG: time to block you now but lets do this again ok

TC: YOU FUCKIN KNOW IT, BRO.

TC: i like you.

TC: WOULDN'T MIND TAKING THAT PALE MARSHMALLOW YOU GOT AS A NUGBONE OFF YOUR SHOULDERS.

TC: for this collection i got started on.

TC: ADD A LITTLE STRAWBERRY JAM TO THIS PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH I'M MAKING BETWEEN MY MOTHER FUCKING LIPS.

TG: holy shit

TC: hey, before you go

TC: HOW ABOUT THAT WE

TC: slam a little. ;oD

TG: uh

They both then proceeded to have one of the best rap-offs in the history of paradox space.

[anarchistclownery]

Close call

"Send ‘ Close call ’ for my character to recount one way they almost died."

TW/CW: Drug use, Overdose, Abandonment, Neglect, Almost death

Time: The Past, Before He Quit Sopor Slime, Before He Rampaged, When Kat was still his Moirail.

______________________________

Zee had fucked up, he really fucked up this time. His blood pusher wasn't working right, he wasn't getting air. no matter how much he inhaled. His hands shook as he began to panic, his thinkpan muddled heavily from the Sopor Slime he had ingested that day. Kat told he he had to quit or he would block him, to not message him when he's high off that shit.

But he's scared, he needs his Moirail now more than ever. Zee knows something is wrong, even though his thoughts are slowed and slurred, he knows that much.

He went to the only troll he thought he could trust.

terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

TC: KaRkAt, PlEaS i NeEd YuOr HeLp TC: Im sOrY I FuKeD Up CG: OH MY FUCKING GOG GAMZEE. CG: YOURE ON THAT SOPER SHIT AGAIN?? CG: I TOLD YOU LAST TIME I WOULD BLOCK YOU IF YOU MESSAGED ME WHEN YOU'RE ON THAT SHIT AGAIN. TC: No, PlAeSe dOnT I NeD YuOr hElP TC: I CaNt bRaEtHe TC: Im sCaRd CG: THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME. CG: IM NOT DEALING WITH THIS BULLSHIT TODAY. CG: STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC. TC: PlEaS SoMeThIn iSnT RiGt, SoMeThInGs wRoNg TC: I NeEd yOu TC: I- TC: I ThInK Im dYnG TC: I NeD HeLp CG: YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE FINE, I REFUSE TO COME OVER AND SEE YOU SHITFACED AGAIN CG: BYE.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] has blocked terminallyCapricious [TC]

Zee had began crying, purple stained tears falling down his face, he had been using the last bits of his current strength to try to stay standing enough to be able to message his, or he thought was his, Moirail. Trying to beg for help. His breathing slowing, thinkpan getting confused.

Why didn't Kat believe him? why? Did he think he would lie about that? What- was he thinking about again?

Zee didn't even realized when he had fallen to the floor, coming to long enough to see that he was on the floor. he didn't even have a chance to close out Trollian yet.

Maybe Kat was right, maybe- fuck he should have listened. He should have stopped, he though one more time would be fine, to do more than he usually did before he quit for good. His thoughts slowly slipping from him again, vision slowly getting blurry.

Kat was coming.. right?

He wouldn't leave him behind, right?

He had to come.

He didn't want to be alone right now...

....

He didn't..

.. want to die alone...

Right before Zee fully passed out, he heard the door to his hive open, the soft padding of feet. He'd hear a loud gasp, barely managing to move his eyes to glance at the doorway, seeing a glimpse of an olive green coat, and blue tail before he fully faded to black.

[equiuspanels]

Equius: Talk to friend/enemy. // PANEL 2221

centaursTesticle [CT] began trolling terminallyCapricious [TC]

[i8orart]

TC: HeY CaN I HeLp a tIrEd lOoKiNg bRoThEr gEt hIs mOtHeRfUcKiN NaP On? TC: sLeEp iN ThE HoRn pIlE? oNlY 420 bOoNdOlLaRs

[starsnores]

TC - A Gamzee Fanmix

terminallycapricious... tyler, the creator... TC... a coincidence?? yes, but i made another fanmix about it anyway. It’s just any tyler song that reminds me even vaguely of gamzee. I put Tron Cat on this just so you know what sort of content to expect.

tracklist under the cut :o)

Yonkers

I'm a fuckin' walkin' paradox (no, I'm not)

WHAT’S GOOD

Hard to believe in God when there ain't no mirrors around

Answer

Hey Dad, it's me, um...

See You Again

Yeah, I'd give up my bakery to have a piece of your pie

THE BROWN STAINS OF DARKEESE LATIFAH PART 6-12 (Remix)

I'm the truth and the dare

Pigs

I'm hardly ever angry, Roger Rabbit framed me

Garbage

Sorry, I'ma 'fess up: You aren't getting your kids back

Nightmare

I told her I'm her worst nightmare

Tron Cat

You got a fucking death wish? I'm a genie, it'll get done

PUPPET

I wanna talk, I wanna call you and talk

Glitter

I'm losing my mind because I hope that we can be more than just friends

[lunatic-fandom-space]

Okayyyyyyy we just spent a bunch of time w/ some crackhead and now we're back with Karkat :D love this guy anyway we got a bunch of pesterchum/chumproll username thingies

apocalypseArisen (AA)

adiosToreador (AT) (already met this dude, pretty sure he tYPES LIKE THIS)

twinArmageddon (TA) (also already met this guy although it was p brief, pretty sure he type2 liike thiis)

carcinoGeneticist (CG) (pretty sure this is our boy Karkat)

arsenicCatnip (AC)

grimAuxiliatrix (GA) (met this fella, Types Like This)

gallowsCalibrator (GC) (thats the leetspeak gal yall, possibly Vriska but Im not sure)

arachnidsGrip (AG)

centaursTesticle (CT)

terminallyCapricious (TC) (ayyyyyyyyy thats our crackhead Gamzee)

caligulasAquarium (CA)

cuttlefishCuller (CC)

Honestly, Im pretty nervous at the prospect of having to keep track of all these fellas but eh. I'll manage

Right now Im pretty sure that GC is Vriska, but if she isnt I predict that its gonna be AA