#technophobe

[carldoonan]

This Terrified Li’l Technophobe says: “HOLY FISH PASTE - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!” 😱⁉️💻

[kenziekugler22]

-Eddie Diaz

[sshbpodcast]

Episode 162: Double Miles, Double Double Bleak

DS9: "Whispers" and "Paradise"

Lots of O'Brien this week, which means a lot of misery. But not entirely for him! First up, a conspiracy is afoot in "Whispers", and the Chief is the only person not corrupted by it...right? After that, Sisko and O'Brien end up stranded with a bizarre Luddite cult led by an astoundingly hateable villain in "Paradise"!

Also this week: trying to edit around a bad intro, James Joyce facts, and the dark side of the space hippies.

Timestamps: Whispers: 2:08; Paradise: 30:21

[irenetherogue]

Being 37 and getting on Tumblr for the first time is similar to being 13 and getting a xanga today but I'm not fully sure how... someone plz explain my joke to me I don't get it yet

[awesomehistoryloverblog]

Check out the latest LOST IN HISTORY post on the Luddites.

[katy-books]

Look. I know a lot of people will be upset and angry and their day will be ruined but my isolated for a week and a half, update is a swear word in our house, misses my sliding phone, technophobe self laughed my arse off when I heard about this mess. The UK transport system, banks and Sky News have broken down after a Microsoft Windows update crashed their computers.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Buck: Why do stream services keep increasing their prices? What do you mean we have to pay even more to get rid of ads? Chim: They're asking to be pirated at this point. Hen: The way they don't want you to own anything now? Yeah, piracy is the way. Eddie: I don’t normally download anything illegally. Hen: Why is that? Eddie: Because I’m an honest, hard-working person. Buck: And he doesn’t know how to.

[conejitomareador]

ooo i have a steek hc - stan crying onto Tweek’s lap over something stupid like cute dogs on his phone ♥️

this is literally not what you asked im sorry…

but !!! i decided to combine stan crying (out of?) tweek’s lap over something stupid on his phone with @buggocraig ‘s previous suggestion about brainrot

they’re gonna have fun for like ten minutes then stan will start choking. they will never quote chimpanizinni bananinni again 😔🍌🐵

[myshipsmyotpmylifeistrash]

Eddie would definitely fall for scammers on the internet cause how did he fall for Freddie Fakeman

And Buck would have to teach him internet safety

And Eddie would freak out and ask if Chris knew this and Buck would respond that practically everyone with internet knows this.

Eddie: Buck there’s a guy on the internet that lives near by and wants to meet? What should I say?

Buck: It’s a scam delete it.

Eddie: But it says he’s in my neighborhood? Maybe they just moved in.

Buck: I’m telling you it’s not.

Eddie: Buck!

Buck: you opened the email didn’t you

Eddie: I was just trying to be neighborly

Buck: Yeah yeah I’ll fix it in a bit

Eddie: Thanks……Oh a Nigerian Prince is asking for donations to help his villiage. Hand me my wallet

Buck: GET OFF THE LAPTOP!!

[hellodahliah]

mortimer goth

cheerful and outgoing, mortimer brings his old country upbringing into the modern age. he has an unusual fondness for insects.

[tunne1snakes]

butch is my lw's damsel in distress when it comes to bugs

[rxj-the-punk]

They could never make me hate her.

[eddiedazed]

Okay but you know how Buck looked at the tablet thinking he was gonna catch Eddie watching porn and instead it was a real estate website... And now Buck is torturing himself with helping Eddie find a new home? That just means there needs to be a scene to round it out where Buck grabs the tablet fully expecting to see real estate but this time Eddie actually did forget to close out of his porn. Or even better he's left it open on a "am I gay?" quiz or something

[peggingeddiediaz]

Eddie Diaz forgetting to log out of his work twitter account part 180/?

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Buck: Two brooooos! Chilling in a hot tub! Five feet apart, 'cause they're not gay!

Eddie: You're my boyfriend so we're kinda gay.

Buck: Kinda gay? We're professional gays at this point.

Eddie: Also, I'm literally sitting on your lap.

Buck, smirking: Yes, you are.

Eddie: And we're not in a hot tub, this is just our regular pool.

Buck: It's from a viral vine baby.

[whereistim]

I got thinking about how to introduce characters and then got sidetracked because I actually hate when they make Dick Grayson tech savvy. This man was born 1931 at the latest, you know what computers were being used for at that time?? VERY FUCKING LITTLE. His little brain would explode at a Gameboy.

Video Description- Dick Grayson as Robin holding a smart phone as saying ‘Holy Batman. What the fuck is this?’ Before the text from Wikipedia showing his first appearance in 1940.

I get the reasoning, gotta update a character because comic time goes so so so slowly but I feel like they are really missing a chance for a “what were you born in the 40’s” joke. And as someone on the go, I feel like he really values a hands on approach and just avoids all sort of computer crimes (others can deal with THAT). The most technological thing going on in the 40’s were massive cameras, a buttload of guns and whatever the fuck the Riddler was cooking up.

I spit on this Tim Drake facade, kill this child. Young Justice TV show you have so many sins to answer for but you are not alone.