#teehee hellooo

[catkettle]

my two favs

[heart2sea]

sometimes i'm scared you're just a figment of my imagination.

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

hullo scammington i refuse to update tumblr so i technically dont know this but it appears boops have not returned for april fools. which is unfortunate bcus i was gonna boop you alot. so. BOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOP ok pause now it just looks like poob which. poob has it for you. wait im supposed to be promoting scam premium. poob DOESN'T have it for you poob is WORTHLESS and LAGGY and the UI is MISERABLE TO NAVIGATE and there are NO GOOD SHOWS OR MOVIES. now scam premium on the other hand. you can get 10% off by using code SCHLORP at checkout. this ask is really fucking long so i will send it now

boops have not returned I fear the April fool is all of us in our pfp bubbles now 😔😔 however one thousand boop ray unto you as well BOOP BOOP BOPP !!

also scam premium does have it all for you !!! Get scam premium today !!

[artseniccatnip]

more funny fell cause sometimes i just get to drawin somethin idk

[kitsipher]

[gelnanapass]

Help did i accidentally get the wowzer thing from Tumblr. Cause once I get an achievement thingy or like a certain amount of interactions it sometimes says "wowzers"

[fruixtii]

FRUITYYYYY,,..,ghhsnsnz 😭😭😭😭😭

HIIII LYS I MISSED YOU

[thenormalenjoyerr]

OAUWHQOTJQLFJQORNSOJFLAJFKDHAKF!!!!!!!!! JUMPING UP AND DOWN JUMPING UP ANDDOWN YIPPEEE HOORAY!!!!!! WAHOO!!!! YAYYY YIPPEE YIPPEE ZWEEM!!! BABABABA YAYY WAHOO YAYY!!!!!

A few Sams before I go to bed featuring @thenormalenjoyerr 's Sam design because I love him very much and I want to give his beautiful eyebrows a kiss.

[sweetadonisbutbetter]

Hellooo. Could I have scenarios of soft Adam? Anything is fine, just possible moments where he’s being soft for reader? Maybe it’s late at night or something? Or maybe it’s early in the morning and he doesn’t wanna get up? Just some prompts just so I’m not being too vague

Thank you!

I DID NOT FORGET MY ADAM PEOPLE- getting other fandom works in there teehee these are so cute tysm for ur request!! apologies if its short 💞💞 also tan/brown adam ftw!!!!! 💯💯💯

Fade into you | Adam x GN! Reader

Relationship: Romantic Warnings: None!

It was a common thing to have lazy mornings with your husband. Especially if he had to do something later in the day, he would spend most of his morning cuddling up next to you while you attempt to push him off. Not that it ever worked, and he always showed up late to his events anyway. 

“What’s five more minutes? Not like they will miss me.”

“Baby, they are hosting your party.”

“Ahh who needs that when I have you?” Was what he always said before sinking further into your chest. 

It seemed that today was no different. You awoke to a weight on your chest and hands under your shirt. Already knowing who it is, you place a hand on your husband's hair and comb through it with your fingers. He hums, giving your sides a squeeze for a moment. You tug on it slightly, making him groan and you laugh a little. 

“Is there anything on the agenda today?” You ask him, just as you do every morning. He says nothing, just humming as his hands move under you to your back. You giggle at the feeling of his fingers brushing against your soft spots, hoping Adam doesn’t take advantage of his weight on you. To your relief, he doesn’t, just fully holding you. He shifts a bit, getting comfortable between your legs before once again resting fully on you. You tug at his hair once again, a way of asking him to answer.

“No.” He gruffs, putting his face further into your neck.

“No? Are you sure? If I call Lute, she would tell me the same thing?” He smacks his teeth and bites back.

“There is no need to call danger tits. There is nothing happening today.” You pull your hands up in mock defeat.

“Sorry. You normally lie about these things.”

“No, I don’t.”

“Honey, you literally missed a meeting with Sera and Emily once because you would rather be in bed than do anything else.” You coo, combing his hair again. You feel him take a deep breath as he removes his head from your neck, now looking at you. 

“Try being dead for all of humanity.” You roll your eyes and boop at his nose. 

“While I may not have been dead for as long as you and Eve have old man, I am still pretty old compared to the newer saints.”

“Winners.” 

“No. That is a dumb name. I will never be called or call the others winners.” You argue. 

“No? Are you sure?”

“Positive.” You affirm, before feeling Adam attack your sides, tickling you. You shriek in shock before devolving into laughter. You try to escape, however it proves futile as Adam is on top of you. 

“What are we called?” He asked, still tickling you. Through your peals of laughter, you shout out,

“SAINTS!” Adam mimics an incorrect buzzer sound as he starts to now get at your tickle spots faster. With the feeling of tears gathering in your eyes, your cheeks and tummy hurting, you can’t help but give in to his stupid demands. “F-Fine! We are c-called winners- STOP AH-”

He stops at your hasty white flag, a smug smirk on his face. Catching your breath, you look at your husband. His brown hair was a mess, just as it always was. His tan skin looked wonderful in the heaven light that peaked through your window. It seemed that he was also admiring you, as his smirk began to soften into a small smile, a look of utter fondness and love in his eyes. You wonder if you had a similar look on your face. Rather than ponder it any longer, you pull Adam down by his shirt for a kiss. He lets out a gasp at the suddenness of your grab before sinking into the kiss. Your hands fly to his face as his hands go down to your sides, lightly passing the tickle spots he has abused previously. You giggle a little into the kiss, before pushing his face away.

“I seriously hope you had nothing important today. You don’t have a choice now but to stay with me.”

“Babe, I would stay with you for eternity.” He says, his voice soft, the voice he reserved for you and you alone. You smile and pull him into another kiss.

loll i was going to joke that this was the one year Adam forgot the extermination.

[lilchickie]

HELLOO HELLOOO! Idk if you know what Lego Monkie Kid (It's basically too JTTW) But if you do: I WOULD WISH TO SEE YOU SHIP YO OC'S WITH THEM! :D

(Teehee, this is Sun Wukong in Monkie kid ^^)

Heyyya omg LMK Wukong.... I hope you like my version of him ;-;

He's a fat-tiddied dilf who secretly yearns for a baby momma.

Ngl I don't like the way I drew Yanmei here ;0;

But i do like this part (it's probably the only doodle I like from this request)

Papi wukong

[mushyblushyredhead]

Hellooo~~~

If requests are open, I gotta see lee Soundwave. Specifically the g1 version. I love that design so flipping much and I think bro needs to lighten up and laugh a little

Haiii~! :D

OMG! Soundwave! Personally, my favorite Wave is TF Prime Soundwave but I won’t object to show some love to the OG Wave! (*^ω^*) I agree tho, bro really needs to chill and laugh more teehee~

Free Art/Fic Requests: CLOSED (This is an old ask)

Felt like making him chibi :3

[mentally-a-slut]

Hellooo, like I said I would, I am here to send a request your way! I hope it's not too boring, but could I ask you to write for "My breath just made you quiver. Can you imagine what my tongue will do?" with Gale saying it to Tav/reader? (Yes I absolutely had his "practiced tongue" in mind when I wrote this-)

I'd like it with a female Tav, but you are free to change that up if you prefer. I am simply here for the wizard and your writing😂

Teehee, I've been waiting for this one! So sorry this took so long, my internet was out for a few hours and then it took me a while to gather the motivation to open my blog. This one is pretty short and kinda gets straight into the action, but it's the best I can do rn. I hope it's okay! Tysm for the request, and I hope you like it.

Summary: Tav finds out how practiced Gale's tongue really is.

Warnings: smut! oral (f!receiving), whiny Tav, kind of dom!Gale but not really, Gale is cocky, Tav gives brat vibes, she/her pronouns and name Tav used but I left it neutral so you can imagine her as anyone or as yourself, smut starts below the cut!

Rating: E

She hadn't planned for her day to end up this way, but she wasn't complaining.

Tav had started the day ready to face the adventures in store, prepared for anything. It had been tiring as usual, ruthless battles that seemed to pop up at every turn as their group traveled. They survived, miraculously, and made camp just as the sun set.

She had gone to see Gale to chat, just as she always did in the evenings. Tav made a routine of checking in on all of her companions at the end of each day, and she told herself that she didn't favor anyone. Which was of course, a blatant lie, as she always looked forward to her check-ins with the wizard the most.

She had saved him for last, wanting to end her day with a pleasant conversation with a handsome man. She wasn't sure exactly what she had said to steer the conversation into what was now their current situation, but decided to just accept her fortune.

Besides, it was far too difficult to coherently form thoughts when her favorite wizard was knelt between her legs, mouth hovering inches away from her throbbing cunt.

His warm breath brushed her clit, sending a jolt of arousal up her spine that spread through her whole body. Then, his hoarse voice murmured in a low tone, teasing her. "My breath just made you quiver. Can you imagine what my tongue will do?"

She stifled a whine at his words, glaring down at the man. "You talk too much."

Before he had time to retort, she dug her fingers into his long hair, pressing him forward. He, for once, took the hint, and finally flicked his tongue out against her dripping folds.

"Fuck!" Her fingers tightened in his hair as his tongue flattened against her, writhing teasingly around her entrance. He hummed in amusement, which only served to frustrate her more as the vibration intensified the pleasure.

With a quick flick of his tongue against her clit, he finally dove into her, togue exploring her soft insides greedily. Just as fast as it had started, it was over, and he suddenly pulled back. Tav whipped her head up to glare at him, where her eyes settled on his teasing smirk. "Be a good girl and ask nicely."

"Fuck that!"

His hands squeezed her thighs as he moved back, preparing to get up. "Well then, I guess you don't want this bad enough."

She gaped at him, scoffing as he moved away. Just as he was about to leave, she groaned, giving into his ploy. "Wait!"

He froze, raising an eyebrow at her. "Yes?"

She sighed, saying quietly: "Please."

He knelt down again, large hands returning to her spread thighs. "What was that?"

"You know what I said!"

He pulled away again slightly, and Tav frantically called to him. "Please! Please, Gale."

His smile was insufferable, eyes glinting with satisfaction and desire. "Good girl. Say it one more time?"

She opened her mouth to protest, but hesitated as she looked at him poised between her legs, his eyes flickering to her cunt, gaze filled with hunger. Her stomach tightened with even more arousal at his expression, seeing him so eager to please her. "Please. Please, I wanna feel your tongue- fuck!"

His tongue had returned to her immediately, caressing her fold with a newfound vigor. Her words failed her, his practiced movements rendering her to soft sighs and whines as he tasted her.

She gasped when his lips wrapped around her clit at the same time as a finger plunged into her, sending a wave of intense pleasure over her. He didn't hesitate, relentlessly assaulting her clit as he plunged his finger into her at a ruthless pace. Her brain had no time to catch up, blinded by the sheer pleasure of his movements.

Another fingers joined his first one, pace never faltering. His other hand held onto her thigh tightly, preventing her legs from clenching around him. Her muscles tensed as he continued his heavenly movements, stomach forming knots as his fingertips brushed against a spongy spot deep inside her.

She looked down at him when she felt a loss of sensation, his lips pulling away from her swollen clit. Her eyes met his darkened ones, and she couldn't help but moan as his fingers started making a come hither motion inside her, coaxing her impossibly close to her breaking point.

She felt his lips press soft kisses against the inside of her thigh as he sped up, his eyes transfixed on her fucked out expression. Tav struggled to keep her head upright, staring into his eyes as his fingertips pushed her over the edge, triggering her orgasm.

A string of curses fell from her lips, body trembling as he slowly coaxed her through it, but she managed to hold his gaze.

"Look at you, so pretty coming apart on my fingers. Such a good girl for me."

His low words of praise brought her back to earth, blurred vision focusing in on his darkened eyes. She barely even noticed as he carefully removed his fingers, whispering praise to her as he loved up to press his lips to hers.

Her mind was empty, only capable of think of him, of his fingers inside her, his lips melding perfectly with his, how his body felt pressed up against hers. She sighed into the kiss, reaching up to cradle his jaw. His kiss was slow and loving, yet held such desire.

She whined when he pulled back, pouting up at him. He chuckled, his hand squeezing her hip playfully. "Don't worry, love. There's plenty more where that came from."

[kittzuxp]

Hellooo twomp fandom what if i told u i drew a bunch of people’s argos designs (also tried to attempt their artstyle) teehee

I won’t be drawing argos for a long time after this <3

1st on is mine, @kandavers @danger-warfare @xr0tt3nxfl3shx

Ugh the lighting is bad on this one but whateves @justsprout @blu3b3rryy @finxeydav @mysticlilac-ec

@r0tt1ngr4bb1t @icarusticrat (im sorry icarus)

@an-theduckin

@hereliesbou @maun-mime

@erictheemoji

@machathecat

@xx-a-fai13d-3xp3rim3nt-xx

@a-fan-of-twomp

@energeticana @weirdlythneederina

Please go support every artist mentioned here !! <3

18/06/2024 edit:

an addition to the post!! @labratboygirl ...this was surprisingly easy

[fenimores-book-nook]

We're back to talk about Aros and Aces :)

June 11th (and 13th, shh), 2025

Hellooo all! Ever since I posted my Aromantic visibility day post, I've been itching to write more on the Aromantic and Asexual communities. Also since then, I've felt more like I want to use those labels. Just last night I was thinking about how I love my communities. I love being a part of the LGBTQ+ community, I love being a part of the Aromantic and Asexual communities, I love it. I love being Aromantic Asexual. Yes, it was difficult for me to come to terms with and honestly, sometimes it still is, but overall, I like having these words to help describe a part of me. And knowing that I really don't have to do all the things society says is so important to being human. And you don't have to be Aromantic or Asexual to feel like that. Screw what society says. Just be you. (Which sounds a little cheesy, but seriously, just be yourself. You don't owe anything to anyone.)

This post might be repetitive-unless you haven't read any of my other ones-but it's just because I really am in the mood to write about my AroAce identity. Honestly, it's been through a lot. I have a post called "My AroAce Journey," where I talk about how I came to the conclusion of me being Aromantic Asexual, but since then a lot has happened.

And let me preface by saying, it's okay if your labels change. Let go of the fear of "what if I use this label and later realize it's different?" and just use the one-or not use one-that you feel like fits you. We're supposed to grow and change and find out new things about ourselves. That's being human. And don't say you were wrong, because you weren't really, you were using the label that felt right to you at that time. Now, you just have more knowledge of who you are.

I had stopped using the labels Aromantic Asexual a while back, I think mainly because I felt tied down by them. Which was really me putting too much pressure on myself to be a certain way. But the thing is, I don't have to look or act a certain way to be Aromantic Asexual. Because there's literally no one way. There's no one way to any sexual or romantic orientation.

Just recently I started using them again, but almost unintentionally. And honestly, I feel like I was still using them, just not explicitly. What made me want to be more spoken about it recently was when two of my besties and I went to a park to take pride photos. I had suggested it because one of them and I had gone the year before and it was a lot of fun, plus it's pride month! So why not go take pride photos? When I was deciding on what flags to bring for the pictures, the ones I went to were my AroAce ones. (I've got a big Aro one, a small Ace one, and a big AroAce flag, teehee.) They just felt like they were the right ones to use and it didn't feel like I was putting on a mask over something else. If anything, it was like taking a mask off. So I had my pride photos with those flags-which I think turned out great, hehe-and since then I've wanted to use Aromantic and Asexual more and be outspoken about it. Hence: this post.

Honestly, I love, love, love writing about the Aromantic Asexual communities. And just being a part of it, I love writing about it. It feels like I'm creating a bit of visibility for us. So get used to these kinds of posts. ;)

Be who you are!! (It's beautiful)

Lots of love,

Thalia <3

[littencloud9]

you requested ship asks so. how do you feel about ranpoe. and/or kunichuu. or akuatsulucy. do you have any random headcanons for them (bsd gays are in my brain)

teehee hellooo

ranpoe: they were my og ranpo ship tbh,, i think they should get weirder with it. i think poe should threaten ranpo with a knife and ranpo starts kicking his feet giggling. they go to bookstores and read bad books for fun and poe does an insanely impressive variety of voices for every character and ranpo giggles the whole time

kunichuu: ha ha. well. gestures to my blog and my ao3. but yeah i ADORE them i think their parallels are so fun. they have huge puppy crushes on each other to Me okay. uhh hc that chuuya steals kunikida's ribbon for his hair and kunikida lets him because he is Weak

akuatsulucy: arguably one of the funniest ot3s of bsd. they are all so sassy in different ways. akutagawa and lucy would HATE each other at first and atsushi suffers but then they become attached to the hip (they are each other's girlfriend) and atsushi suffers more. also akutagawa and lucy both knowing how to sew!! and them teaching atsushi to mend his clothes because he keeps ripping them ffs. lucy and atsushi going on library dates bc they both enjoy reading and aku doesn't really get it but he tags along anyway <3

[saddled-on-stars]

HII HELLOOO HII WAVES(I know this is my second request if you don’t mind)

so I heard your requests were open and I wanted to ask

do you write angst? If so, could we get some light Beej x reader angst:3 I love angst teehee

like what if reader got really mad at Beej at yelled at him but then felt really bad and tries to comfort him or vice versa?

Take your time! WOVE YOU MWAH/P

Dusty, darling, I love you (/p), but what the hell is that image 💀

ANYWAYS,

Sure, I suppose I could put you and Beej in an argument :3 [YOU DESERVE IT AFTER SENDING HIM TO THE GRAVE IN YOUR AU (i jest, i jest.)]

Enjoy, buddy! - Star ★

Trigger Warnings: Angst, Argument, Mentions of Abusive Parents, Yelling/Shouting, Explicit Language

Requested by: @dxstydigits ~ Thank you kindly for your ask!

Title: - ★ - Fight Me, Foe. - ★ - 

“Well, get this! You can kiss my sorry ass ‘goodbye’, then!”, you scream into the phone as you hang up on your parents. God, they always get on your nerves so fucking badly. 

First, they have the nerve to call you without even saying hello at the start, starting with an immediate argument about your housing choices in your apartment.

After that, they had the decency to insult you and how you were a ‘disappointment’ to the family, when you didn’t even do anything wrong.

Then, they had the guts to target you about your dating choices, as they recently discovered that you were dating a certain demon.

Dating a demon wasn’t your original plan. Hell, were you even planning to date at all? Admit it, you and a lot of others were assuming that you would grow old with a tennis-ball walker and a cat all by yourself.

Beetlejuice is the kind of person demon you would run to if there ever raised a problem. He’s kind, energetic, and he always has a way of making you laugh your ass off at any given moment if he has the opportunity.

Beej was yours, yours to hold, yours to have to comfort you, and yours to be with.

Obviously you’re not the only one with parental issues. As Beej has told you in the past, his mother was heavily abusive, who constantly smoked and drank, and he had no idea where his dad was, despite both of his parents being in the netherworld.

Oh right, back to your situation.

As you storm back to your bedroom in your apartment- which no matter what those fuckers said, was in perfect condition, and is a just fine living space, no doubt about it- you glance into the bedroom to see Beej floating upside down as you walk in the door.

“Hey there, Hot Stuff!”, he says in his raspy voice, his hair vibrant and it’s bright green, but you are not in the mood for his shenanigans today.

You squeeze his shoulder on the way to your bed, not saying a word, just a quick thing to move past him. Not engaging? Probably the best plan.

Oh, but here’s the total (not) shocker. He doesn’t leave you alone.

For the next ten minutes, as you lay in bed staring at the ceiling, he’s bugging you about how he called Lydia today, how he possessed the neighbors cat that was balancing on the fence, and how he watched a ladybug in the windo-

“BEETLEJUICE, PLEASE-”, you sit up and yell, as you look at him with crazed-wide eyes, dark circles underlining them. Beej appears startled as he flips right-side-up again, and he stands on the floor, fiddling with his fingers as his hair and suit fade to purple.

Do you care? You don’t know, you’re too wrapped up in this fucking anger.

“-CAN YOU NOT BOTHER ME FOR TEN FUCKING MINUTES?!” He’s flinching at every syllable, his shoulders heaving with every breath, as you lay back down, and shut your eyes.

Around 20 minutes later, you sit up in bed, as you must’ve fallen asleep. Before you can call for your demon boyfriend, you hear sniffling and shaky breathing coming from the living room.

... Shit.

The covers are thrown to the side as you leap out of the bed and bolt to the corner before the living room, and you see Beej mid-attack. God, you did this.

Stepping slowly, you inch your way closer to him apologetically, before you kneel in front of him where he’s sitting on the sofa.

"Hey, Beej..", you start softly, as you try to coax his attention back to you before he spirals too deep. Who knows what'll happen then?

Looking at you as he sniffles, his arms shaking, you climb on the sofa next to him as you hold his face in both of your hands, planting a kiss to his temple.

"My little bug... I'm so sorry...", you whisper in his ear, as you hold him in your arms. You dumbass. "I shouldn't have yelled, Beej.. I'm so sorry..", you say, as you press a kiss to his hair that is painfully slowly drifting to a pink.

He buries his face in your neck, as he clings to your torso, exhaling as his hair fades to a final blush pink, signifying he's calmed down a bit.

Moving his head, he looks up at you, nose to nose, as he plants a kiss on your lips, a silent sign of his forgiveness.

As he buries his face back in your neck, he mutters, "Love you, Babes..", and with that, you feel him fall asleep in your arms.

- ★ - Written by: Saddled_On_Stars - ★ -