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crowfanity · 3 years ago

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Finally decided to make some Ace Attorney textposts of my own!

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

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[ID: a series of nine textpost screenshots with character sprites from Ace Attorney to the right of them

First pic: a tumblr screenshot that says "You're unable to [pleading face emoji] out of the one whore." Next to it is a picture of Blackquill glaring and an opaque picture of Bobby Fulbright/The Phantom’s sprite making a similar expression to the emoji. The first comment replying to it says “can’t tell if this is meant to be sexual but i immediately imagined the irs saying this to me” with a sprite of Phineas Filch smiling next to it. The comment after that says “i’d love to study you”. Next to it is Athena Cykes’ sprite making a displeased face and sweating. End of first pic ID.

Second pic: a tumblr screenshot that says “of course, the best part of any character’s corruption arc is their cool new outfit” next to a sprite of Apollo Justice in Dual Destinies with bandages over his eye and arms and a blue jacket over his shoulders. His arms are crossed and he looks upset. End of second pic ID.

Third pic: a screenshot of a twitter post in dark mode. The tweet says “trust me i know everything i just can’t form a coherent sentence” with a picture of Sebastian Debeste with his arms out looking smug. End of third pic ID.

Fourth pic: a screenshot of a tumblr post saying “Best type of character causes at least 50% of their own problems and then cries about it” with a picture of Ron Delite looking with his hands tucked against his chest, looking like he’s about to cry. End of fourth pic ID.

Fifth pic: a tumblr screenshot that says “I’ve figured it out” in all caps. Then continues in lowercase: “my all time favorite character archetype is: guy who goes ‘i am the smartest boy. in the whole entire world’ and then immediately eats shit and dies”. Next to it is a picture of Miles Edgeworth with his hands out, looking smug, along with a smaller sprite of him from Investigations laying face down on the ground. End of fifth pic ID.

Sixth pic: tumblr screenshot that says “bitches say they’re fine and then scream the “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else. Next to it is one of Apollo Justice’s sprites from Dual Destinies wearing bandages over his eye and arms with a blue jacket over his shoulders. His arms are crossed and he is looking at the camera with a determined expression. End of sixth pic ID.

Seventh pic: a tumblr screenshot saying “Guy at the bar keeps trying to pick a fight with you and when you turn him down and say you don’t want to take it outside he busts out the biggest, saddest, most shining puppy dog eyes you’ve ever seen. Next to it is two of Wocky Kitaki’s sprites. The first one is of him leaning forward with his elbows out and hands behind his back, looking intimidating. The second sprite is of him standing up straight and looking sad. His irises are noticeably bigger from the first sprite. End of seventh pic ID.

Eighth pic: a cropped instagram screenshot of a ceiling with text that says “just a heads up if I act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything”. Underneath the text is a sprite of Sebastian Debest with his arms out looking smug. End of eight pic ID.

Ninth pic: a cropped screenshot of a tiktok video with text in the center. Behind the text is the top of someone’s head with a house, a bush, and a tree in the background. The text says “if y’all ever need me, just know i’m only about 5 missed calls & 3 text messages away” with two heart emojis before continuing to say “i’ll always be there”. Next to it is Phoenix Wright’s 3D sprite smiling at the camera with a hand on his hip. End of ID]

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lovelyirony · 5 years ago

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Silly Goose

so fun fact: i don’t know anything about the plot of captain marvel but i have seen textposts about fury and goose the cat who is somehow not a cat. special thanks goes to @dr3belxd

A lot of shit has happened. Captain Marvel gets reintroduced into earth, and brings Goose with her.

Fury mildly tolerates Goose.

(So this is a fucking lie. Fury gets Goose all of the treats in the world but still is scared of Goose because that little shit lost him an eye. Because of affection.)

The thing is this: people just think Nick has a cat. He likes cats, he does, but he generally prefers that Goose stick around so that she can help him with some enemies.

What he doesn’t like is when Goose decides that she is bored of Carol and would like some adventuring, please and thank you.

This includes when she sneaks on the plane because Spider-Man decided to take a class trip and take the damn suit.

And then there’s Mysterio.

Fury knows it’s too good to be true. Doesn’t mean he can’t help, but he still doesn’t trust this fucker.

“I’m from another dimension where the world ended,” Mysterio says tearfully.

Fury knows for a damned fact that if you were choosing another dimension to go to, you sure as hell wouldn’t choose his. He also knows that Mysterio is not actually from another dimension most likely because he immediately knows small gestures, like a hi-five or a middle finger.

(Fury knows that no one could catch on that fast.)

So, Spider-Man. He’s in Europe taking a class trip and also acting like an idiot because he has a crush. He is also dealing with an identity crisis because he feels like he has to live up to his heroic name and he keeps seeing Iron Man everywhere he goes.

It’s a lot. But Fury also knows something is up, because Maria Hill said she had a bad feeling.

You always trust Maria Hill when she says she has a bad feeling, or else you basically get an end of the world situation.

So, Peter Parker. They have to steal him from most likely the worst hotel in Italy, and Goose immediately zooms and starts purring and butting her head against him.

“Hi kitty,” Peter says, smiling as he bends down to pet Goose. Fury stiffens.

“Don’t get too close to her face. She’ll scratch you up.”

No, instead Goose leaps into Peter’s arms and settles down.

“You’re a nice kitty,” Peter says.

“This is not the point of this meeting.”

They meet Mysterio. Goose leaps out of Peter’s arms and starts hissing up a storm. She arches her back, and Mysterio just kind of takes one step back. Peter frowns.

“Who are you?”

Peter doesn’t give Quentin Beck the EDITH glasses. He can’t, and he’s not sure why he put all his trust into a cat that probably shouldn’t be in Italy, but the one thing he’s learned from animals is that if they don’t like you from the get-go, you don’t get trusted by anyone else.

He sees Beck’s eyes twitch a bit.

“That’s fine,” he says, voice tight. “Maybe some other time, hm? Those glasses could help me out a lot, Pete...”

Peter frowns.

There’s something off. And maybe it’s because he’s finally thinking about this, and the glasses resting in their case aren’t reminding him of the legacy he has now, but something...something is off.

About all of it.

The bar he’s in, it’s shifting and people are looking at him carefully.

“I, uh...I have to get back to my classmates, they’ll worry,” Peter says, lying very terribly. “I’ll see you later, Quentin!”

And he rushes off.

Tells Ned. And MJ by default, who was sick of hearing her roommates talk and decided to eavesdrop.

“Not eavesdropping if you guys are too dumb to notice that I’m here,” MJ says with a shrug.

“That is a lie but I don’t know how to prove it,” Ned says, squinting. “Hey Peter, what did you say his name was?”

“Uh, Quentin Beck?”

“No fucking way. He got past SHIELD and used his real name? Guy’s an idiot!”

“What do you mean?”

“SHIELD didn’t do their research. Beck got fired from Stark Industries because he was trying to sell an invention as a weapon device to the US government against strict orders. Tony Stark fired him, and...wow. Okay. Released BARF, which Binarily Augmented Retroframing. It’s really similar to Beck’s invention, so--”

“Don’t have time,” MJ says. “Peter, he’s after those glasses. Probably because they can see through the holograms he’s using if it’s similar technology. Go tell whoever it is that followed us here. Now.”

For the record, Maria had a bad feeling about Beck. It was too good to be true. Peter Parker rushes into their secret base of operations (which is not secret because at least four people have peeked into the windows, but whatever) and Goose is immediately attached to him.

“What is it?” Maria asks.

“It’s about Beck. He’s not actually from a different dimension, he just manipulates technology and holograms on a whole other level, and we need to stop him.”

Goose purrs as Peter picks her up, absentmindedly petting her as Maria sighs. She gestures to Fury.

“Go get your guns, Hill. We’ve got some shit to take care of.”

Beck is not happy about any of this. At all. Especially not that there’s a fucking cat who apparently just changed the damned kid’s mind about giving him the glasses. He was so fucking close, and no.

To make matters worse, his hotel room is facing a twenty-foot-tall mural of Iron Man. So life hates him a lot.

(Which, of course it does.)

And now he’s facing the stupid cat and the kid in the Spider-Man suit, and it’s just. Ugh.

“I wanted to do this the easy way,” Beck says, getting his suit on. “And now? Well, Parker, your world is about to be so much bigger.”

The illusions suck, by the way. For Peter, at least. He can’t tell what way is left or right, and if he could, it probably wouldn’t make much different. They’re all shooting blind.

Except for Goose.

Goose is unbothered by the green smoke and a guy with a damn fishbowl for a head, and decides that now is the time that she will be a show off.

She absolutely rips the shit out of Beck’s costume. There’s a yell as Quentin Beck gets absolutely slammed into the ground, tentacles reaching for the helmet. He’s held up again into the air.

Peter is suitably shocked.

“Holy shit, what the fu--”

“That’s just what she does when she’s hungry,” Fury says, tired. “Goose, drop it.”

Quentin gets unceremoniously dropped from about ten feet up.

“Oh god,” he groans, trying to roll himself over. “What in the hell...?”

“That’s what happens when you try to pull one over the director of SHIELD,” Fury says.

(Maria does not laugh but there was no “try” about it. Fury had been fooled.)

Peter just. Cannot believe that a cat, who is technically not a cat but something called a Flerken, saved the day. Allowing him to actually enjoy a vacation. That’s...that’s new.

It helps that Fury is still mad that Goose has given Peter no life-altering changes to his physical appearance, and it is very amusing to see a man who dresses exclusively in black and leather roll his eyes as he picks up Goose and hands her another treat.

“Didn’t Carol say not to give her another treat?”

“She took out one eye, I don’t want her to take another one out.”

Goose settles in Fury’s lap, content (for now).

#do you know how fucking badly i had to stop myself from writing jake gyllenhaal. do u know.#like it. it's so bad.#lovelyirony writes #nick fury #mj #mj watson #ned leeds #peter parker #maria hill #maria KNOWS shit okay #quentin beck #mysterio

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drifloonz · 1 year ago

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nah yeah i agree w this, mostly outside of some things and some smaller things like personal interps and headcanons bc. yea that changes from person to person *

*( eg him being walled off post incident due to being exiled by pallet town or maybe kanto in general / they just forgot about him and he slowly gets walled off and rots alone is a lot more narratively ironic and tragic to me ).

speak your shit i suppose, the worst that happens is i dont respond because i dont agree or because idk i just didnt have energy ( <- common ) . i might stop past this point though just to save my followers Huge ass textposts which i already make a lot of and bc im running out of things to say, but that also might be bc 6 am my energys shot and i have not gone to bed. something is, as usual, wrong with me.

and bc there is a line i have between 'personal interpretation(s) i have based on canon' vs 'canon' vs 'canon but it kind of sucks so i dont think about it too hard' that cannot really change for me. but handshake emoji bc yea similar ideas on stevens character

also yea steven feels like so many canon pokemon characters in a blender. AZ the most obvious, leon due to similarities, and like... alder ( unova champion, volcarona died, started wandering in his grief ) . All of these together can give you One (1) steven.

A LOT OF FUCKING TEXT BELOW.

i wrote this at 7:10 am and is mostly an excuse to ramble, not all points will be hit probably some will be hit multiple times i am very tired and dont have much more to add but i fucking love rambling about strangled red, strangled, how much doors open and the remakes suck, and what they mean to me

anyways - ironically i think steven is too selfish to let miki do it. steven wants to be the one to kill him, steven is the one to likely think that mike is a piece of shit and a bastard - and depending on your interpretation of steven, he mightve thought mike did it on purpose ( which im 50/50 on it adds some spice but needs to be written well ). he is the one who feels fulfillment from this more than miki to me, and his selfishness is kind of like... a part of him i dont see often explored like that?

like, he is so caught up in his own hatred and grief ( probably worsened by missingno ) that he doesn't actually really think about the fact he has miki back yet - like you said, he doesnt even really process it other than her just kinda being there now. killing mike feels like something he also just, has to do imo in his minds eye. because it's ironic and fitting to him, because he wants to, once again missingno probably not helping, possibility that he thinks mike 'killed' her on purpose, etc etc, bunch of reasons you could come up with ( i like their relationship being kind of strained pre-incident too - not abusive or anything just like... awkwardly Strained sometimes which wouldnt help ).

although him doing this is not the intention or implication intended , but theres a degree of separation i have between canon and Implied headcanon i have just based on actual shit ab steven - thats also just how it goes with a lot of creepypastas! good baseline, and a lot of implications you can draw from since theyre all really just short stories.

either way, like you said, steven never even celebrated miki being back much. he got her back and then just went straight back to him and mikes house. on foot. slowly, agonizingly, from the pokemon tower to pallet town, which is a uhhh. a Walk, for sure. guy with long ass legs. also why i like to think he paces a lot and just goes for walks when stressed as a headcanon bc.. lol.

or, maybe hes scared of something happening to her or just doesnt want her to do that idk but that has far less ground. i could see it as a shoddy additional reasoning as to why in his own mind but idk if hes mentally there enough to have too many second thoughts when hes pretty deep into . yknow. s!3v3n.

strangled red is a tragedy. steven was someone pushed into his worst, a town and region looking up to him and respecting him so much suddenly pitying him which he does not like based on the actual text ( to be fair he just turns them all down but i imagine he has some resent for being a legend turned into a pity party for all of the citizens especially since, yk, hes grieving, he wanted to be a role model and someone to look up to - at least in how i interpret it. he likely just wants to be left the fuck alone in his grief. misery loves company. but steven probably doesnt, because in my mind he would just like to slowly die from his own neglect so he could see her again. that mindset Would fuck you up and does which once again wouldnt help. )

writingwise, s!3v3n is fine in strangled. hes a videogame easter egg in context of the universe. i do actually like strangled, its a good and short little easter egg in-game styled creepypasta.

i once again just think how hes written in doors open isnt the best, makes no sense in like one case ( why the fuck is he talking about 2011 what the fuck was the angle here ), and is kind of like... i get the angle. he's just objectively not written as well as in strangled or SR, i think. or interestingly, i guess. he's just... yea. whatever. That is a guy that exists. as much as i shit on doors open i dont hate it existing because it is at least funny to see steven having a tantrum when you, dont have his fucking charizard? Because why would you...???? thanks steven.

this is due to me actually like rereading it. i have several times for reference but properly processing it is like... this isnt awful and i get the angle and approach. but it isnt good. It is Not good. i think the rest of the 'story' in DO just being confusing makes it stand out all that more which is prob why i specifically harp on s!3v3ns character sucking ass in it, especially comparatively.

bc yea. of course hes different in strangled red vs strangled or doors open. but hes better in strangled so its just... confusing. idk. no way to explain it in anything that doesnt feel like an excuse, and a lot of Doors opens weird contrivacies reek of 'this is like, clearly not written to be competent or entirely connecting with sr or strangled'.

and the story doesnt make sense and sucks. which makes his character suck because then all of his reason for doing the shit he impliededly does is out of the window. and smr admitting to it just being like lost silver crossover fanfic because he wanted to just yk. confirms that. has potential doesnt do anything with it which i dont expect it to its a 2010 story but damn.

essentially i dont consider it canon even if it was at a point intended to be because nothing in it is mentioned, makes sense, or ultimately... matters. it is write-offable other than any little interesting tidbit randomly mentioned in narration. thats really just it.

strangled does it much better with s!3v3n for me. doesnt talk too much, when he does its about miki ( of course ), and thats about it. also he isnt literally screaming in all caps, which to be fair, there isnt a win condition for his fight in strangled for him to have the ability to, but him like... yelling L I K E T H I S is more interesting. i sound insane talking about the smallest details of a pokepasta like this.

i think the way doors open fucks this up in my opinion is the fact his name seems to uncorrupt when you beat him, but then he goes back to talking about how much he wants to kill you. which... yea whatever hes a creepypasta villain. but then the bunch of numbers and. Yea. theres a lot of reasons people dont take doors open seriously outside of small details you kind of Cant when s!3v3ns talking about equations that equal 2011. mathematician ... Truly, what did s!3v3n do in 2011 . Other than. Be in doors open . sorry thats just still funny to me.

i do not disagree with the angle s!3v3ns characterization is going with ( hes kind of just insane and still losing his mind likely more than before ) i just think s!3v3n is a badly written tropey character compared to his more nuanced take in strangled red, which of course, are different periods in his life, but idk. and then strangled is also a good take to me. DO just is a flop. you can write an insane kind of power maniac who wants to take control of his life back and is kind of losing his mind at all times better. you can do it so much better. He is a guy with insane depression and so many fucking issues and seeing these issues explored would be nice.

strangled red once again did that but idk small examples of like... How unused his house looks maybe. how hes been dealing with everything, or, how hes failing to deal with... really anything. how is he alive? is he being kept alive? Is he eating shitty ramen noodles and drinking awful tap water? Who knows you decide ( its the third answer for me bc its funny and realistic ).

but once again, the trilogy was written backwards practically, so. you know. lot of it probably comes from that and 'slapping together shit that sounds cool sometimes so its literally just inconsistent Because of that probably'

although this extends into headcanons that draw from the text. which i love and prefer bc yea . this is a creepypasta written in 2011 .

idk i just wish he was more morally grey than an insane villainous trope. i wish it had more depth to it other than hes screaming yelling and killing people. his obsession with miki is fun but it doesnt really, go anywhere??? other than vague things.

i just think all in all, strangled red is character exploration and at most a tragedy - this is the most interesting exploration of stevens character, his transformation into s!3v3n, and leaves s!3v3n up in the air as to how he acts or really... you know, is post missingno, post miki-revival . it cuts to black before mike dies but its clear that he does. its clear that in the moment steven probably enjoyed it. did he regret it ? once again, up to interpretation. what did he do after? get exiled by pallet town because they were probably scared of him or slowly forgot about both of them! maybe the elite four wiped everything about him from the record? who knows! its fun to think about and that is all i ever think about, is the smaller questions like that.

anyways autism aside. to. more autism so ig autism not aside.

s!3v3n did not need to be explored or explained past strangled red, to me. even though... yk, strangled reds the last one actually written. which once again prequel syndrome makes things really weird because you write this guy and then hes crazy different in his two other stories which is, intentional but then just feels like an entirely different guy and hes. so shallow and one note and UUUUUGGGHGHHHHH dont get me started. and then the remakes do not do anything about this because structurally, they are very different, so they kind of cant, and hes so different in a still bad and tropey way.

hes boring.

hes fucking boring thats all . hes boring bland plain hes the same. hes a unique character to me, the depths of what you would do for your loved one in a time of anguish ( even if its a pet ), and then that gets dumbed down to being a similar trope when you can do... more. idk. i like s!3v3n conceptually a lot. i do not like canon s!3v3n at all solely due to the way he like... talks.

this is not going to change im sorry ive had 2 years to think on it it isnt doing anything interesting with it to me. i cannot care for him. any way smr will write him will not make me care for him given the direction in the remakes is similarly bad - it is basically the same flavor of s!3v3n as s!3v3n in doors open. i do not care about the canon implications or intentions of him in doors open and i dont think smr did either. its not really the intent or way its meant to come across it is solely just that the way its executed is the most... nothingburger thing to me.

Hes fine in strangled mostly because he like, makes sense there? short story, he doesnt talk too much, not much to fuck up. i like strangled, it's neat. doors open just kind of sucks.

again, DO is just not a good story and makes literally 0 fucking sense and has no merit outside of its little fun facts, so im gunna stop mentioning it . or going into detail ab it bc i made my point that Didnt need to really be made bc nobody really disagrees with 'DO is not really adding anything or a good story outside of a few cool things'

strangled red alone and strangled... as an extension ( or vice versa given release dates ) is fine and that was all that i needed doors open is just kinda. there.

this is disjointed as fuck because i cant really respond to these point by point bc i have to scroll a lot, but miki to me is emblematic of literally everything steven wants - yea, hes dependant on her. shes the way he gets kind of... anything. and shes very just- outright stated to be special. evolving early, being more resistant to her weaknesses, etc.

her being a sort of unique super strong charizard, her being how steven attained so much of what he did, yea i would go. insane over that too.

idk where to put this where it fits in more naturally i dont personally like the 'missingno/miki/whatever' needs souls idea. once again kind of removes stevens agency or a lot of the intrigue behind him straight up murking him if its implied that miki needs mike ( or.. souls i guess? ) to stay alive, and i think him killing mike due to him being in the absolute worse emotional state at that time + missingno is just fun to me. Fun in a morbid way.

missingno is its own whole Can, but it cant be more of a plot device to me other than passively driving steven more insane simply by existing, because its a glitch that is not supposed to exist and that breaks the game world and Would break you mentally the longer youre around it. if you give missingno more agency that becomes a character and not a plot device akin to a Deal with the devil thing which is a weird thing to do with missingno if not handled well. making missingno do more than revive and puppet miki also feels way too much. but that is personal ive seen good interps of botha these.

but thats a personal thing. i like to think missingno puppets that thing like a husk and that actual 'miki' is Not in there, or is but like barely ( a tiny wisp of life maybe ). not that steven really processes it.

i personally relate to steven as a character. this is one of the reasons hes like... kind of a coping character to a degree, alongside coming into my life around A Lot Of Personal Shit. ive related to him in my worst breakdowns or in intrusive thoughts or like... not anger issues but just the need to vent out rage sometimes. i understand him Deeply, i can see myself doing the same things as him in his shoes ( also why i project him having similar mental issues because. yea. Bpd ).

maybe not swimming to a wholeass island id die but you get it, especially given missingnos possible contribution ( even though its like... entirely fanon afaik other than some small bits you could get from implications i do like it bc yk its a game glitch of course that things going to fuck him mentally up worse than he already is simply by existing around him. )

either way, for personal interpretation especially on my blog specifically, i like to write him slowly mellowing out as time passes.

he just has to live with it. live with deep, debilitating depression, thinking about things, wondering where things went 'wrong', and wondering if miki even is like... her, herself. ( even if some people would consider this ooc, i think its a neat character exploration that when hes had enough time alone with his own thoughts and nobody else around to properly stop and think he begins to realize this- if he like, lives that long cuz him uhhh. killing himself would be in character to some degree though because imagine living like that jfc. just. not by fucking cop. but if he didnt... idk i just like modern era cryptid steven whos still very unstable but not to a murderous degree and hes just kind of really depressed along with other things. Guy who throws frozen pizza into his barely working oven or like ramen idk ).

guy who just becomes numb to his depression and The Horrors and lives life lying in bed wondering how he got there. tending to miki and barely tending to his own body at best.

also i think people understate how hard the society around him probably just fucked with his mental state too. of course he would not just Get Over miki dying if he got better care and therapy but. yea. some people just didnt talk to him after the fact! and all he gets is pity that, in my experience, makes you want to fucking die if you get pity from random strangers or people you barely know when you are having A Very Bad ( depressive ) Episode.

overall i agree with you, especially about people just seeing s!3v3n as like a psycho killer hot yaoiguy or whatever ( he doesnt even kill that many people and i dont see him as innately murderous, just often bad time bad place bad mental state ), which is boring and defeats the purpose of so much of his character, because you have to remember how he like... got there for a lot of the context. he isn't just that at all. i just had an excuse to ramble again LOL

kinda hard to write proper analysis about it given the way the trilogy was released and written and just bc i do read a lot about it but a lot of what i write for steven is. you know, far past everything happening. numb and depressed, too mentally tired to really go insane to the same degree, not processing a lot of what he did in the past and when he does he Tweaks ( s!3v3n ), etc.

i need to stop doing this and start actually writing the things asked for in my askbox . i will lock in some day. uhhh if you want more read my other, plentiful deranged rambles and headcanons about steven i dont want to rewrite everything ive ever written ab him bc id forget what ive posted and what i havent but yea

( fair warning; i do write x readers sometimes and that was the og purpose of this blog (still is but not all the time) bc i write steven in the context of like, hyplull interp where hes 18 and then it just expanded. so post incident post Every story ( or at least sr ) steven where he's an adult and the just kind of depressed existing in his house kanto/pallet town cryptid that just kind of is there and nobody mentions him bc its fun to write. )

tldr strangled red good i like steven . Did you gusy know i . Like steven and strangled red and his Tragedy and h. (coughs up blood, falls over and dies )

i didnt want to rb again bc. long ass post. but i dont personally agree with the 's!3v3n / steven was always evil' thing bc its such a boring character motiv. smr just is not good at writing s!3v3n ( in general but just in a compelling or interesting way ), and also strangled red was the last one written where he actually was like, sympathetic. the 'backstory/prequel' written last curse tbh. itd be nice if the remakes were just faithful rewrites so theyd fix this or make it a lil better but.. yk.

i think missingno did enable these thoughts but in the sense that it made the intrusive thoughts and his worse gut reactions and instincts grow and grow until he just, did them. you know like when you say ' i want to kill someone ' but you dont really mean it you're just really fucking upset at them and want to take it out on something physically or mentally but cant? things like that. it makes the violent static in your brain grow and grow until you act without thinking, i feel. just by its aura and by existing.

but i also think interpretations where its 'entirely missingnos fault' aren't great either because it removes stevens agency as a character and also makes missingno even more of a plot device than it already is - which isn't even bad in strangled red but it Is a plot device.

he still strangled mike even if he was coerced into it. did he regret it after or not care and double down? YOU decide!

( i know miki doing it is the actual canon implication and yk. literal canon as confirmed by smr, but thats also fucking boring and lame. killing your brother with your bare hands via strangulation goes so much harder and is more thematically fitting. Thank you hyplull for that interpretation god bless )

#long post #sr rambles #strangleds whole trilogy is not a story i can safely like in all of its parts without injecting a lot of implication and headcanon.#strangled red is fine. i like strangled. Doors open is not canon in my ultimate heart of hearts even if it technically is #its like the Strangled Red Spinoff to me . whatever a spinoff means in terms of... creepypasta???? ig??? idk #i will never fully agree with smr. even if its his character I Understand and think of him with so much nuance #The autism runs deep. Deeeep #once again the sendoff to this is read faulty on ao3 . is this joke getting old yet. its not even really a joke but like (%^#thats just The interpretation i have incorporated into my belief system along w personal hcs and some differences.

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its-all-ineffable · 5 years ago

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Guys...help me create an Original Character?🥺

I want to start planning a Glee fanfic, with an OC that’s kind of a self-insert, to whack the characters round the head when they stupid things basically.

Will you help me? You can send me an ask with any aspect of the character...

Hair length/colour: short, long, dyed etc. ?

Eye colour?

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clayterranenthusiast · 2 months ago

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Golly me I've been fully engulfed by Katamari autism

#textposts from a ground guy

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ad1thi · 6 years ago

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kiss cam

lets just please pretend that cricket matches have kiss cams. based on this textpost

"Bhenchod!" Tony yells, earning him some looks from the people around him, but he pays it no mind because that was almost a boundary damnit

It's been 15 minutes since Rhodey said he'd go get "snacks" but Tony saw him eyeing up one of the women in the row in front of them so he just does a cursory search before turning his focus back to the game

"fuckING RUN CHUTIYA," he can feel his voice going hoarse but it doesn't matter cuz his words are covered by the screams of gora fans everywhere because Stoinis is attempting to throw the ball back to the stumps before Pandya gets there

Tony holds his breath the whole time, leaning forward as if it will somehow make Pandya run faster; and there's a breath of a second between when the ball hits the stumps and Pandya makes it in

On the grounds, the umpire pulls his fingers to mimic the shape of a television, and as one- the crowd turns to the screen to wait for the third umpire call

"My guess is he didn't make it," says a voice behind him, and Tony startles back to bang into someone's chest

He whirls around, furious, "and who the fuck are you then?"

The guy shrugs, eyes twinkling, "I played a bit in college. There's no way Hardik ran faster than Marcus threw"

Tony huffs, "because a gora knows how cricket's played," he says before turning his back to the screen just in time for a large red "OUT" to flash

"I told you," the guy says smugly before holding out his hand, "I'm Bucky"

Tony puts on his pastiest smile, "And I'm not interested"

He slumps back in his seat when the umpire whistles for half time, looking at the score morosely

There's still Dhoni to come, and Kohli, his baby, is playing absolutely brilliantly. But 320 isn't a joke- and Pandya was a huge blow

"So what got you into cricket?" Bucky whispers into the shell of his ear, and Tony has to grip the sides of his plastic chair to keep from falling out of it

"I'm desi," he says blithely, "its in my blood to be into cricket"

"Fair enough, Bucky concedes, "but I've got to say- Mahendra made a much better captain for you guys than Virat"

There's a twang to his voice, and the names sound foreign on Bucky's tongue. In other circumstances, Tony might've found that attractive

This is not other circumstances

In this circumstance, Tony spins around to face Bucky fully, absolutely livid, "Kohli is India's most successful Test Captain, he's the number 1 batsman in the WORLD and he's been Vice for years in what world is he not -"

Tony trails off when he notices that Bucky is holding back laughter, and crosses his arms against his chest, "I'm sorry is my passion amusing to you?"

"No its just," Bucky blinks a couple of times to steady himself, "you're real cute when you're angry doll"

"I'm not your doll!!"

Bucky winks at him and opens his mouth to say something, but the speakers drown them out

"It's time for.....kiss cam!!" There's a ridiculous amount of confetti strewn into the air, and Tony turns to watch the screen because anything is better than looking at Bucky

(even if he is gorgeous, his traitorous mind supplies)

The Kiss Cam catches a pair of teens who look like they're on their first date, a couple who use the opportunity to get engaged, and an old pair who're wearing matching India jerseys

"We have time for one more kiss cam," the announcer booms across the stadium, and the camera spins around to fall onto - oh fuck no

Tony can see himself turning red (which is a big fucking deal given his dark complexion) on the huge screen; but Bucky clearly has no such hang ups because he wraps a fist around Tony's jersey and tugs; slanting his lips over Tony's

Tony's hands fly up to cup his face on instinct, bending slightly a better angle and that's, thats not half bad actually

Bucky's a good kisser, a really good kisser, and Tony flicks out his tongue slightly- licking into his mouth when Bucky parts his lips

They're both panting softly when they seperate, and the kiss cam has definitely moved on- but Tony can't seem to move his forehead off Bucky's

"What's that you were saying about not being my doll?" Bucky asks in a raspy voice, and Tony deigns to give him a reply, instead focusing on the match that's resumed

He does however, shift slightly so he's leaning against Bucky and allows Bucky to curl an arm around his waist when he's not standing on his feet and yelling- so he thinks that's enough

Fin

more desi!tony here , here , here, here and here

#my writing #buckytony #winteriron #ironwinter #desi!tony #desi!tony stark #curry!tony #curry!tony stark #indian!tony #indian!tony stark #modern au #no powers au #in which tony is me (in that he loves aussies except for during world cup season)#and bucky is just annoyingly attractive #why cricket??#because i understand cricket okay I don't understand any other sport so i invented a kiss cam for cricket its possible screw yoy #also ive used a lot of pretty strong language here #just like a warnin

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uglypastels · 7 years ago

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okay i have a blurb request: it's your first day of uni/college and you are starting to move all your boxes in, maybe one is slipping from your hands and who should come along to help (or not?) but your new dorm neighbour, Tom Holland 👋(idk if this is any good but continue it if you want😊)

I have no idea if this makes sense but I like it oof. hope you enjoy

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You woke up in an unfamiliar bed. It was warm just like the arm around your waist.

Wait? Whose arm was that?

Your eyes shot open. There was indeed someone next to you. His brown curls falling over his eyes as he snuggled more into you. His bare chest cold but hot against your side. A shiver ran down your body as he moved, sliding the covers slightly off of you. As your brain slowly started to wake up, so did all of your senses.

You could now smell the sweat and alcohol off of both your and his body. Your head was spinning so you closed your eyes again. Why did you always have to drink so much at parties? Every time it was the exact same story. You would drink until you passed out, have a giant hangover, promise yourself you would never do it again and then do exactly the same thing on the next party. But it was your best friend’s birthday party. How could you not drink? Of course, now you were in a bed next to a guy you didn’t even know.

Your thoughts were interrupted when the mystery man’s hand started to make its way up to your breast. You jumped up. The bed creaked under you and all the moving shook the guy awake. He almost fell off the bed even.

“Don’t do that,” you said, pulling the cover more over yourself. He rubbed his eyes, a smirk on his pink lips.

“Do what?” his voice was raspy.

“Do… that. Just don’t move.” He laughed at your instructions. You leaned over the bed in search for your bra. Then as casually as possible while still trying to cover yourself with the blanket, you put it on.

“If you don’t want me to look, you could just ask me to turn around.” He laughed under his breath. The weight of the bed changed next to you. The curious girl in you had to turn around to look. He stood, clearly not bothered by the stranger sitting in bed next to him. With his back to you, he pulled on his underwear. The curtains were still open from the day before, lighting up his back just so well. Long red scratches covered his shoulder blades and there was a big purple mark at the side of his neck. God, what happened last night.

After putting on his trousers he turned around. More hickeys peppered his neck from the front and his collarbones. His hand brushed through his hair and you understood what your drunken brain had been thinking last night.

“Enjoying the view?” he smirked, making you look away. You found the rest of your clothes around the bed and got dressed as fast as possible. What followed next was the most awkward walk through your friend’s house. The living room looked like a mess. Decorations where half hanging off of the ceiling. There were a few people sleeping passed out on the ground and couch.

“Well, good morning to you.” a friendly voice said behind you. You were already at the door when your friend stood behind you. A big grin on her face as she sipped her coffee. “Did you sleep well?”

“I don’t remember honestly.” You hid behind your hand and jacket.

“And were you seriously thinking you could slip off without saying goodbye?” she walked over to you and pulled you into a tight hug.

“I’m sorry. I just have to get out of here… you know.”

“I get it. But I’ll miss you. When are you leaving again?”

“Friday.” One more day and you would be off to university. The anxiety was really kicking in. That was probably another reason why you decided to drink so much the night before.

“Well have fun, okay?”

“It won’t be as much fun without you.” The comment made your friend laugh out loud hysterically.

“Oh, I don’t think you need me to have fun.” Her finger pointed at your neck which you immediately covered with a slap of the hand.

“Okay, I have to go now.”

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You walked into the apartment complex again. A big box in your hands. You could barely look over it. You groaned as you walked past the elevator again. The “out of order” sign mocking you. Looking away you kept walking and groaning. But the second box your arms were already starting to burn but this was the sixth one and all you wanted to do was to die. Your legs were shaking under the weight of your belongings and the continuous walking up and down the stairs.

It was really getting too much for you. But you were so close. You could do it. Just a few more steps. Just a- “woah!” You stumbled over your own feet, falling forward. You clutched your box as your nose hit the edge of it. And another groan left you. You had to get up. There were other students walking around, moving in. You felt very aware how you lay there on the ground, for everyone to see.

“You need help with that- oh hi.” It was a sultry voice that you knew. It made your whole body freeze. No, this could not be happening. It wasn’t him. It must be someone that just sounded like him. But you knew better than to think like that. Only one person sounded like that. Only one person had a voice so smooth and only one guy had those chocolate brown eyes that you looked into right now.

“Uhm, hi.” you got up. For some reason, both of you were smiling. You noticed the hickey sticking from under his shirt. Your mind went to wonder if it was from you or someone else he had met in the last few days.

To your surprise, he went to pick up your box. “Oh, you don’t have to do that.”

“Well, I never got to return the favor at the party, so this is the least I can do.” You were confused.

“What favor?”

“You know-” a group of people came walking from around the corner and he shut up, just raised his eyebrow suggestively.

“Oh, right.” your cheeks heated up. “I really hoped that night would never come up in my life again.”

“Was it that bad?” He adjusted the box in his arms. You were feeling bad that he was holding it for you.

“No. no, of course not- well, actually I don’t remember much of that night. It’s just that… I usually never do…you know.”

“Hook up with a random bloke on a party?”

“Well… yeah.”

“It’s alright.” he laughed. You expected him to follow it up with me neither but nothing like that came up. A little part of you felt disappointed that this cute guy- wait! Cute? Well, yeah, he was really cute.

“So… what are you doing here?” you asked.

“I’m studying filmmaking.”

“Oh. Oh! That’s so cool and uhm, do you also live here or…”

“Yeah at the end of the hall.” He nodded his head in the direction. “So where do you live?”

“Excuse me?” he was cute and who knows maybe something more than just a one night stand could happen, but now? You barely knew the guy. Not even his name.

“To put your box away.”

“Oh right! I’m so sorry. It’s that door, there.” you walked in front of him and opened it. The other few boxes were standing around the floor and on the little desk. You turned around to tell him to just put it anywhere, but apparently, he had already done it. You bumped right into him.

“Hi,” you said again.

“Hey.” he smiled. Little happy crinkles forming under his eyes. Those brown eyes…oof. There was a moment of silence between you. Just looking at each other. The trance was broken when he cleared his throat. “Okay, so I don’t usually do this…”

“Do what?”

“Ask a girl out on a date.”

tagging blurb/fic chasers: @winterwondholland @andwhatdostarsdobest @thelazypangolin @hey-its-grey @peopleparker @fratboievans@stuckonspidey @tomhollanders2013 and @spiderrrling @merryspidermas @peterrrparkour @tom-holland-and-textposts

#this is shit #im sorry al #i had this idea #and just kinda ran with it #but it didn't exactly work out #so hopefully someone can add to it and make it better #blurb #tom holland #tom holland blurb #tom holland fic #tom holland fanfic #tom holland writing

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scholarlyspidey · 7 years ago

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Sweet Moments

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Description: To shake things up, you decide to build a gingerbread house with Peter, only to have things become an utter mess.

Warnings: None

Word Count: 627

A/N: The 3rd fic in my Holiday Fic challenge, this came really easy for some reason? I’ve been watching a lot of GBBO lately, lol. If you guys wanna follow along with these fics they’re tagged as #holiday fic challenge on my blog and I will compose a masterlist at the end of the month for them!

“You know that eating the doors isn’t helping to make the house, right?” Here you were, sitting criss-cross on the carpet catching your boyfriend, Peter Parker, red-handed as he shoves the last of the cookie into his mouth. He looks at you shyly, mouth puffed out like a chipmunk and crumbs sticking to the side of his lips. You can’t help but smile and the supposed genius who was eating the pieces needed for the rest of the gingerbread house. “Sorry,” he mumbles, wiping away the evidence left behind on his mouth. Your head ducks down as you try to contain a laugh. The slight anger from him going through the cookies and decorations is overpowered by just how adorable he is. Mostly, your dates consisted of a nice dinner, a movie, the usual chick flick-esque moments that most couples go on. But it was December, nearing Christmas, and the looming white clouds mixed with the decorations all around made you want to try something new. Peter really did have a sweet tooth. His metabolism must have been at a mile a minute because he was always eating, and once those pumpkin spice and candy cane flavors rolled in? He was unstoppable. You watch as his hands go to pick up an icing bag as you start to go for the candy decorations. You nibble on a sprinkle or two or twenty and you begin to create a pattern on the roof of the gingerbread house. You wait for Peter to lay down an icing design before placing each candy in soldier-like rows. Both of you continue on like this, working side by side, he ices, you decorate. “We’re getting good at this,” he comments. “Yeah,” you look at him, “yeah we are.” The sweet moment came and went as Peter reached a hand into the icing bag only to smear it on your nose. You’re staring at him as his grin grows into a full on laughing fit. “Oh, you did not just do that.” “Oh, Y/N, but I did.” Before you know it, you’re taking the container of glittering sprinkles and start pouring them on him. He goes to shield his hair and face, but you simply start pouring them down his hoodie. Now you’re both laughing as he faintly pleads, “Stop! I just took a shower!” “They’re sprinkles, Peter. They won’t kill you.” He reaches back for the icing and is met with a shrill, “No!” It’s an all-out food war at this point. Candy is embedded in the carpet, there’s enough green icing on you, the Grinch is starting to look like a distant relative, and whenever Peter moves, his hoodie sounds like maraca with the sheer volume of sprinkles in it. Peter leans over you as you lay back on the floor, defeated. He bends closer to you, mouth starting to match up with yours, and soon you two are kissing. The embrace is definitely a cool down from the high of the food fight you both share. You kiss him back and can taste the gingerbread, the minty flavored icing, and everything in between. You open your eyes as he draws back, and you tilt your head up so your noses can touch. Slowly, he falls down next to you, and you both stay like that for a while, feeling the decorations that fell on the ground poking your back, you couldn’t care less. The thought of any form of clean up escapes you and you’re left in Peter’s arms, eyes open to see the dilapidated gingerbread house lying on the table. We are getting good at this, you think as you smell the sweetness of winter just before resting your head in the crook of his arm to unwind.

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