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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGed83E5g/
You see It?! YOU HEAR IT?
He said he likes to be in control
Can you feed us a smut w dom Lando x younger sis of one of the drivers
Dom Landoš«
i usually save requests in my inbox until i write them but i just had to share this
making me go feral honestly š« š« š« what the frick? lando?? phrasing it like that???? oh my godddddd
#i dont usually go for the like hard dom stuff but like#jesus christ if i had a lando..... he could be as dom as he wanted#dom lando x younger sis of someone is also making me go feral#i also would love me some possessive lando idk about yall#'you're mine and only mine' 'you cant even look at him' 'be as loud as you want baby; let them know who you belong to'#aaaa#and okay on the topic of him saying he needs to be control#it would be so hot to like tie him up or use a blindfold on him.....#him not being able to touch you because his hands are tied to the bedframe.. just whining when you've got your hands all over his body#annoyed because 'this isn't how its supposed to be...'#and then when you release him he just needs to show you whos actually in charge#okay sorry i shouldnt be writing this rn š« too tired#just having a lot of lando thoughts#thank you for this ask anon š«”š«”š«” the tiktok vid will forever live rent free in my head#asks!#anon!
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violet's pride month oc round-up :)
Name: Kat
Link to OC tag: āļø
Queer identity: Aromantic bisexual
Short description: Thematic blue hair (ice powers)
Fun fact: Last spotted liberating a demonic prison somewhere in eastern Europe
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#violet's pride month oc round-up#posting these every even numbered day in june unless i forget because i'm literally on holiday right nowwwww#i may or may not have planned that poorly but in my defence i have no concept of time!#oc#original character#pride month#aromantic#bisexual#oc: āļø#v's cave story#feel free to ask me about her or anyone in this series (or outside of it!)#i'm wayy behind on posting the picrew links for these#but i'll do them in bulk at the end of the month or early july š«”#also i'm having a nice time on holiday and so far i'm remembering to post these#thank you past me for drafting them all ready šāāļø
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omg. you don't know it but you your friend just unleashed pandora's box. i LOVE getting to wax poetic about dating sims.
now i mostly dabble in visual novels but as of right now love and deepspace is about the highest quality dating sim you can get on mobile (though you need a metric fuckton of space so i don't recommend it unless you have like. an ipad or other mobile device with a lot of storage on it) and it really gives you a lot of bang for your buck i recommend it.
NOW ONTO MY REAL RECOMMENDATIONS
1. Our Life: Beginnings and Always
I'm not even remotely exaggerating when I say this game changed my life. It has only one love interest (at least in the base game) but he's so sweet and incredible you really don't need any more. it follows your character (who is highly customizable) and his as you two go from the ages of 8 to 23 and it's just. ugh. its so good. base game is completely free so you really have nothing to lose by giving it a shot.
2. First Bite (and it's sequel)
Have you ever wanted to date a vampire? Have you ever wanted to date THREE vampires? This game is for you. Funny, sexy, vampy, it truly scratches the modern man's itch to abandon all responsibility and go live with hot immortal beings. 10 bucks on itch.io and steam so if you have the money to spare i highly recommend it.
3. The Hana Awase series
This series of 4 related games dares to ask questions like "what if you were in yugioh, but your ability to play the game hinged on your virginity, but ALSO your teammate was really really hot?" and "how crazy is TOO crazy for a man to be about you?" and you will never expect the answers to those questions. absolutely batshit insane, horny, and convoluted all in one. these games are (i believe) nintendo switch only, and kinda pricey, and pretty complicated, but i feel obligated to put them on the list purely because of how unhinged of an experience they provide. also the card game is really fun.
4. Blooming Panic
Who says you can't find love in a discord server? E-dating simulator that's what I would describe as lovingly cringe. Also free, so if you look into it and like the character design, by all means give it a go.
5. Cinderella Phenomenon
One of my first otomes so it's pretty special to me. Basic premise is enemies to lovers for most routes except YOU'RE the problem š the mc is bratty and entitled and you will want to strangle her but it honestly has some of the best character development I've seen to date. Also free on itch.io (and I think Steam as well)
An honorable mention goes to Date Everything which is just an absolute ball to play and is clearly a labor of love from everyone involved.
But yeah let me know if you try any of them and what you think! Thank you for letting me yap your ear off
daisy!!!! oh my god, thank you!!!! this is such a huge, huge help for me my friend. š„¹
but seriously, you should consider working in advertising if you aren't already because i'm sold!!!!! your elevator pitch for each game had me howling and piqued my interest lmfaooo. taking down notes as we speak. āš¼ i'll be sure to get back to you when i get to play any/all of these. again, thank you so much!!!!
#ngl lads intimidates me so much because i have an addictive personality. i might just end up burning through my savings if i get hooked#and i HATE it when stuff takes so much storage. like wdym#but but but that being said i'll prioritize the ones that are free!!!!! just to get the feel of it. i have a switch too so i might get the-#--one that's on there#thank you so much again!!!!!! you're the best#will report back for sure. š«”#enquiry with eeya#ltadoriyuujl#ref#reference
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ONLY FRIENDS (2023) 1x1
#THEY ARE NOT EVEN ACTIVELY KISSING IN THIS BIT YET IT LIVES RENT FREE IN MY HEAD#THE OPEN MOUTHED YEARNING JUST FUCKING ANIHILATES ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN#only friends the series#ofts#bostonnick#neomark#that's the sexiest bit in the entire ep imo#thank you for your service š«”#favorites#ofts bn ap#episode 1#blmpff
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I would truly, truly love to hear your takes on the bg3 relationship quadrant network analysis you have done pls
OKAY so. idk if you'd seen it but this is what i made like a couple weeks into the game
and i STAND BY IT!! although one caveat is that this is an early-game state as for instance Shadowheart's and Lae'zel's relationship gets more complex and mutually appreciative later on. But let's go thru this one by one
so the initial relationship between SH and LZ is a PRIME example of kismesitude. their hate and attraction is almost fateful in nature, considering their narrative opposition and hidden layers of similarity. It even comes to a tipping point and they try to kill each other and the player has to come in and auspistice. I do see the potential for <3/<3< vacillation later on or even either a stable <3 or <3< relationship as they settle their differences
Lae'zel is also in a dire need of a moirail and of course the player can fill that role but just among these characters? It would have to be someone she respects enough and who is willing to curb her aggression. Shadowheart would be the best candidate but they want to fuck each other too much for it to work. Karlach would work BUT K also needs a moirail to cool her down sometimes and Lae'zel simply is not that!! I've had several comments saying it should be Gale but I honestly don't know if she respects him enough. sorry. maybe there is pale beauty there im not seeing feel free to prove me wrong
SH<3Karlach is clear and self-explanatory they would simply be in a passionate, healthy relationship. Karlach's moirallegiance with Wyll could also potentially veer into <3 territory but I honestly see them as BESTIESSSS the most, hey're like, queerplatonic to me. they respect and appreciate each other, neither of them really needs the 'stop murdering people' aspect of moirallegiance but Wyll can cool Karlach down if she gets too emotional and I think Karlach could teach Wyll to love himself. Millions of brave Wyllach warriors out there saying it better I'm sure.
Astarion<3/<3< Wyll is literally just what that post said. They have a poetic, almost fairytale-like quality to the duality that comes from how each of them relates to their identity as a 'monster'. The'd be at odds morally of course, but could fix each other eventually, and of course they would be attracted to each other but I think Wyll would think he SHOULDN'T be into an immoral vampire, and Astarion would be like I don't ACTUALLY like him im just like...objectifying him (not true), contributing to the pitched aspect of their relationship
And Shadowheart <> Astarion is just so close to my heart. They are a set of airpods to me. SH has both a capacity of meanness and manipulation that Astarion can appreciate and the boundless compassion that he needs. they are siblings, they alre mlm/wlw solidarity. They would support each other fully without any judgement on what the other has done and also be such cunts to each other. They are mean to people together. argue with the wall honestly
And Gale is making soup<3
#Gah....you got me monologuing!!!!#now this is just my take of course. just my shipping wall#almost any combination of these characters can be virtually anything bc theyre all so mental#stormfet#thank you molly for letting me do this kjhdfjsk#ask#bg3#the relationship that i think transcends quadrants the most is shadowzel of course. but they are arguably the main characters of this game#so it makes sense#also feel free to ask followup questions everyone#i am willing to explain homestuck quadrants and details of bg3 lore both š«”
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what the heck thatās crazyyyā
Iāve thinking on this for a very long while now, and today be the day!! I just have to hope it works out well haha-
I NOW ALSO ACCEPT COMMISSIONS THROUGH FORM/EMAIL! See my carrd for more
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#commission#have a good day#my drawings#If you have any questions feel free to dm or ask me!#i feel old now.#I sincerely thank you all for any help you can give#and will make it my sole duty to give tho thine drawing š«”#haha#and incase youāre wondering. no I will not be taking drawing requests during this time#which includes artfight requestsā#anywho#thanks people
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Drawing Joost for college but not being able to share the drawings on Tumblr
#I wanna share but at the same time I'm trying to keep my mutuals from my main from finding out my blog#And though I haven't shared my art here on Tumblr my moots have seen my art on Discord#So I'm scared they might recognize š„“#This assignment is really cool#We're doing posters of modern music videos stylized into german expressionism#This is the reason why I fell down the Joost Klein rabbit hole to begin with LMAO#(is doing her project based off the Europapa MV)#I wanted to see what tf happened with Netherlands this year's Eurovision basically since I didn't watch it#The rest is history ofc#Man I wonder what would've been of me if I chose another music video instead#I was this close to choosing Taylor Swift lmao#I wanna share my poster with Joost when I'm finished with it so maybe then#Though there's SO MUCH to the creative process and composition of it I wanna share EVERYTHING omg#I need to draw 6 poster proposals for the song based off the music video HOW DO YOU NOT EXPECT ME TO NOT WANT TO SHARE#So far drawing Joost has been Serotonin Inducing ššš#10/10 I recommend it to all artists that are looking for free therapy#Oh wow I rambled a lot oops sorry#If you've read all the tags thanks a lot you're a homie š«”#Not Joostposting
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(hi Iām just gonna finish what I wanna say here cause the tags are getting excessive and people can only handle so many reblogs of moots gagging)
I wonāt get burnt out! Iām perfectly content right now just really hyper fixated on pretender. Also he is still taller then Ozzy without heels by like half and inch. It still counts for something.
low-key wanna continue this comic but I have no idea how heās canonically react to being kissed. Flustered yes but who isnāt? Anyway thatās it for my ramble I just finished making a quiz for a whole new fandom so. Yippieeee!
thanks spot for making Pretender and N! Theyāre the silliest AUās Iāve come across. (And the most smooch able.)
Heya!! (And yeah, good call! I forgot that Asks exist lol-)
And nice! Glad ta hear you'll be good lol, I always just like to check in on folks ^^. And NICE! Tall Pretender from comic holds strong then! (Plus who knows, Pretender does shape-shift so he could totally just... change height to mess w/ ppl or tease hehe)
And Ooh!! I'd love to see where you could go with it! If ur looking for a potential reaction I might have a few? (Adding them... now: 1) Pretender kinda like, melts a lil. When he's emotional he kinda loses his shape and sinks into that purple mist, so I could totally see him just kinda getting flustered and literally deflating for a sec before popping back up with a stuttered little surprised response. 2) He's definitely Blushing, but doesn't like, react very obviously. More of a, "Well, that's a first!" Followed by a cheeky, "Usually I try to eat a human's face, not the other way around.... Not that I'm complaining!" Or something with a stupid lil grin and a wink, before he continues conversation. 3) "You sure know how to greet a new pal!" As he kinda squints at them and goes, "So, do I get a name to match the kiss?" Looking flustered for sure, but low-key smug as he jokes to cover his loss of composure. These would just depend on how competent u think he'd be in the face of a Random Wonderful Smooch hehe...) And those are just loose ideas? I'm actually not sure how he'd react to romance yet, if only because I haven't written him in that situation often enough yet hehe! U got him p spot on tho, so take any or none of these as guidance if you want! (And if not this was still a fun chance to write him some dialogue lol---)
And You're so welcome!!! Thank you for enjoying them so much!!! I pride myself on the Silly since my Serious sticks to writing, so I'm glad ya like em! (And wanna smooch em too! The rizz was built-in I suppose lol---)
#moot shenanigans#frfr Asking was so smart thank u for that-#AND do u have any particular nickname you'd like me to refer to u by? sometimes folks have one but I don't wanna just keep calling u āYOUāš«µ#hehe.... I don't like to assume#but if not that's cool too! just double-checking!#oh!!! and I wanna add this:#I'm so grateful that folks are enjoying my dopple boy because I made him w/o expecting to draw him too often. just an old au idea from year#back. but then Ood and u and Four and others looked at him and interacted and Idk it warms my lil soul lol!!!#o- and N is my persona/self-insert/au and I've had her for years so I'm honored u think they're silly šš«”#that's all!!! sorry for the rambles!!! have a lovely day!!!#<- I say as though I'm not still gonna respond lmao--#edit: ur also free to dm me if u ever wanna chat more! i swear (unlike Tender) I don't bite lol!
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(specifically hotch's autistic swag)
criminal minds: a comedy trailer
#putting him in my collection of autistic crime show people#right next to my beloved bones from the show bones <3#i'm like swamped with work rn but i will keep this in mind for next week when i am nore free :D#thank you for your service (propaganda) š«”š«”š«”š«”š«”š«”#criminal minds#<- damn man you got me making a whole tag for the show on my blog you got me soooo good with the propaganda congrats!!!!
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so turns out this years dannymay is 2023 all over again, NEAT!!! slow work is better than speedrunning!
#okay for context i post arts slowww af which is totally fine since i doing this challenge for fun!#same thing with my 2023s dannymay#and also ten time for now on because my finals are coming#wish me luck and thank you guys for the recent support! feel free to check out my other(both fanart or orig) stuff too!#so long for now onš«”
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unfortunately I don't really have advice to offer, but re: safety wise I would suggest figuring out what you're not comfortable w him doing and a script for if he starts doing that and then a plan of physical retaliation if he doesn't stop, such as using a house key to slash at skin (there's tutorials on this) or kneeing him in the face. (I am offering this from the perspective that I tend to freeze up when something unexpected/violating happens so that's just my thoughts but maybe that doesn't happen to you and that's ok!)
also as an ace lesbian trying to figure out if I'm interested in sex or not, I wish I had someone as lovely as you in my life to try it out with š„ŗ
Stay safe and good luck š
thank you so much for this!
iām not sure what iām comfortable with or not yet š¤ but making a general script and plan like that does sound like a good idea, so thank you for that!
#also regarding the last bit - hope this isnāt too forward but if youāre in the dc/baltimore/philly area feel free to message me! iād be happ#y to help with something like that š«”#anyways thank you again and best of luck to yourself on your journey of figuring your shit out too lol ššššš#anon#ddrās ask box#long post#ace lesbian anon š±
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people who make fan content for ācringeā unexpected fandoms and pairings are braver than the marines and i owe them my life
#i wish i could rid myself of this shame the way you guys did#forgive me for not reblogging your stuff but i#simply cannot be cringe and free#hopefully one day#nickyās nonsense#anyways in the meantime thank you for providing fuel for my insanity š«”
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old man!joel coming home from a long day of patrol, pissed with whatever tommy and/or ellie did to annoy him, and bending reader over while she does something like dishes or cooking. he is POUNDINGGGG the living hell out of her and muttering shit about how his day was terrible while reader is practically drooling and fucked dumb š
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listen... i was screeching like a bitch in heat while writing this. FFFFUCK ME. thank you for this, anon, i love you š«”
old man!joel miller collection masterlist | notifs blog
tw/tags: 18+, mdni. pwp/filthy smut. blissful domesticity / you're doing the dishes. free use. mild breeding kink. joel is a bit rough bc he's annoyed, poor baby. joel eats you from behind while you scrub. hair pulling, one playful spank, one account of rimming. unprotected piv. creampie. implied age gap. reader is female but not described other than hair that can be yanked.
You were elbowās deep in the kitchen sink, doing the dishes, when you heard the front door creak. āJoel?ā You called out, peeking over your shoulder. It was late at night, and you had just finished preparing the meal for the evening. No matter how late it was, you always waited for Joel to come back home when he was assigned to patrol. It was a good way to wind down for the day, have some warm food to replenish your empty bellies before heading together to bed. āMāback, sweetheart,ā he replied from the hallway, loud enough for you to hear. āTake off you boots!ā you warned him with a chuckle. āOtherwise, youāll have to mop the mud off the floor before dinner!ā
You heard his huffy grunt from the kitchen, quickly followed by the dull thud of his boots hitting the wooden planks.
Your attention returned to the pile of dishes and pots in front of you, scrubbing them clean with a sponge and bare hands.
āWhat do I always tell you?ā Joel gritted right behind you, his broad hands palming either side of your hips.
You giggled, rolling your eyes. āTo wear gloves, I know. But I wonāt be longer than five minutes, I promise.ā
āYouāre gonna ruin your hands,ā he tutted. āAnd you know I like āem soft.ā
Looking over your shoulder, you saw the deep crease between his prominent, silvery brows. Joel wore a downcast expression, the crowsā feet around his eyes kissing the corners. His pepper-and-salt curls were wildly pointing everywhere, a testament to how windy it was outside.
āHowās patrol been?ā you asked while you focused on the task at hand again.
āShit. Itās been a rough day,ā he husked out, shaking his head. āI hate patrols with Ellie and Tommy. They always do my head in.ā
Your lips curled up in a smileāit was good for him to spend time with his family. Deep down, you knew he enjoyed their company, although all the banter left him exhausted by the end of the day.
āNo, you donāt,ā you retorted with a giggle.
āYes, I do,ā he growled in your ear, his calloused hands smoothing out over your tummy. āThey donāt know when to shut up.ā
The energy emanating from Joelās body was intense, charged with frustration and a hint of exasperation. Without asking for permission, his meaty fingers found the button of your jeans, undoing it expertly quick before he pulled the zipper down.
āThey fucking bully me any chance they got,ā his chest rumbled with a contained grunt before he unceremoniously pushed your pants down to your knees. āEllie and her puns drive me crazy as it is, but Tommy always has to chip in.ā
You gasped, eyes fluttering for a second, when Joelās left hand dove past the elastic of your underwear and his fingertips stroked the unruly curls on your mound. Squirming a little, breathing shallowly now, you scrubbed the pot harder. Your concentration faltered again when his ring finger wiggled through your slit to find your needy clit.
Joel nibbled at your earlobe, his tented jeans hard pressed against your ass. The heat of his chest warmed up your back, loosening the muscles, all the while his pad thumbed your nub lazily but determinedly.
āI wonder when they will run out of stupid jokes,ā he went on, as if you were not melting under his touch. āI should burn those magazines in the garage.ā
You hummed like a nightingale, your mind emptying of all thoughts. But soon his hand slid out of your panties, leaving you clenching for more. Before you could tell him not to stop now, Joel placed his hand between your shoulder blades and bent you over until your boobs were hanging into the sink.
āOld my ass,ā he rasped before you heard him kneeling behind you. āI aināt that old.ā
You didnāt dare to point out how his knees had just crackedāyou didnāt want to sour his mood anymore.
Still foaming the same pot, Joelās fingers hooked around your panties, slithering them down your thighs until they tangled with your trousers on your knees. His broad hands grasped your ass cheeks and coaxed them apartāthe cold air of the room kissing your wet pussy made your skin bristle, but soon enough the cold was replaced with Joelās warm lips.
You sobbed audibly, arching your back, while Joel lapped at your entire fold, from your throbbing clit all the way up to your rimmed hole. Your breathing accelerated, heart racing wildly now, when he gently licked your puckered entrance before pecking it and returning to your creaming bundle of nerves.
āThey said my aim is getting worse with age,ā he complained, his lips talking against your inner labia. āHad to fucking show āem how itās done.ā
Joel then latched onto your clit and you moaned uncontrollably, your knees trembling with blinding pleasure. He suckled on it, the tip of his tongue circling around it from time to time, edging you to the summit of a much-needed orgasm. He paused for a breather and you grinded your crying cunt on his nose and mouth, silently begging for release.
āTommy didnāt hit the can,ā Joel huffed, nudging your clit with the tip of his nose. āStill had the guts to tell me that I am the one whose aim is getting worse? Clown.ā
How he could ramble about his day while he was eating you out from behind was beyond reason. You barely had two brain cells rubbing together right now, forcing you to keep on scrubbing the same pot over and over again until the protective coating was coming off.
Joel sank his tongue in your palpitating opening, and right there and then you came. Wailing, you let go of the pot and sponge to grab at the rim of the sink, breathing heavily as he fucked you with his tongue throughout a shattering climax. Your creamy juices poured into his mouth and Joel drank from you like a man starved for water.
When you stopped shuddering with the afterglow, Joel got up to his feet behind you. Resuming your task with the dishes, you grinded your wet pussy on his zipper, the pull tab tickling your clit, asking for more.
Joel palmed your globes, squeezing them tight, before he took a step back to unbuckle his belt. Only a second had passed between hearing his zipper going down and Joel stabbing your cunt with his veiny cock, burying himself down to the hilt.
āOh, f-f-fuck,ā you stuttered under your breath, brows bunched up in concentration as you scrubbed the next dish.
Joel sighed heavily behind you, his hands clasping your waist to keep you in place. āOut of six cans, I only missed one. One! And only because the wind got a bit too strong as I was shooting! I had to listen to Ellie mocking me all the way back to Jackson and Tommy laughing his ass off.ā
The way he was freeusing you had you gushing everywhereāJoel knew he always had your consent, didnāt matter if you were asleep or awake. You just wanted him pounding you hard until your brains and guts got fucked out into oblivion, just as he was doing you now against the kitchen counter.
Joelās thrusts were sharp, deep and relentless. His hard cock stretched your inner walls impossibly so, a dull sting blooming into a very tight coil low in your belly. Your pussy hugged him, fluttering around him in uncontrollable waves, every time he was fully seated inside you.
For five minutes, he remained silent behind you, only his heaving grunts, your needy sobs and the squelching sounds of your cunt filled the musky atmosphere of the kitchen. When he rutted in, you pushed your hips back, eagerly meeting him halfwayāyour bodies in heavenly unison, as if your pussy had been made only for him. Only for his cock to ruin.
āNeed this,ā Joel muttered while one of his hands landed between your shoulder blades again, your back arching some more. āThis sweet pussy of yours to blow off some steam.ā
Before you could purr in approval, your drool falling off the corners of your mouth into the dish you were mindlessly scrubbing, Joel bunched your hair up in a ponytail and yanked at it. You gasped at the sudden, harsh tug that forced your head back. With every jerk on your hair, your puffy lips wolfed his pulsing dick down more eagerly, squeezing arrhythmically as another orgasm began to boil inside you.
You just couldnāt remain quiet any longerāwhen Joel jackhammered in and pulled at your hair, you moaned like a slut. He was fucking you so hard now, your breasts jiggled in the farmhouse sink, your underboobs hitting the ceramic. The clapping sound of your bodies meeting competed with your wanton whimpers, but you made a point of screaming louder.
Feeling a renewed rush of blood coursing through Joelās girthy cock, you clenched your used pussy around him with a very tight graspāso tight, that he was humming and ruggedly breathing while he climbed up to ecstasy. Joel tugged at your hair again, and this time he kept on pulling, your back impossibly arched like a bow ready to snap, until the back of your head was resting on his right shoulder.
āYou know my aim is excellent, darling,ā he groaned huskily, announcing his orgasm.
Joel pulsed one last time inside you before his cum filled you up in spurts, rope after rope of his white seed gluing to your inner walls and clinging onto every crevice inside your pussy. And when he did, you finally unravelled with him, an overwhelming euphoria drowning you as you sobbed and screamed your pleasure, leaving creamy rings on the base of his cock.
Joel kissed your cheek before letting go of your hair. Both of you were heaving now, trying to tame your breathing back to a normal pace and calming down your hearts. Joel always fucked you dumb and he did delivery this timeāyou only wished you were also cock drunk.
He pulled out sfotly, your pussy quivering one last time at the emptiness he left behind. You felt Joelās tantalising fingers in your slick seam, gathering the leaking cum from your pussy lips to push it back inside you. You moaned again, biting down your lip, as he fingered you with his tacky spent, putting it back inside your cunt so it would take.
āCanāt waste it, sweetheart.ā With just a few pumps of his thick fingers you came again, your thighs still shaking as you straightened your back.
You looked over your shoulder again to glanced at him stuffing his soft cock back in his boxers, with dreamy eyes and mouth agape, some drool still wetting your chin.
Joel snickered behind you, chuffed with himself. He swiped the spit off your chin with his thumb and licked it off his finger as if it was a little treat.
āWhatās for dinner, sweetheart?ā he asked, way more relaxed now, while he pulled your panties and jeans up and readjusted them for you.
āLamb stew, but I wish there was cock on the menu,ā you pouted, dreamily sighing as you rinsed off the dish and left it on the drying rack besides the sink.
Joel slyly grinned at you, playfully spanking your ass. āFor dessert.ā
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Big Pharma
Steve Rogers x doctor!Reader
Written for @stargazingfangirl18's Birthday Bonenanza--HAPPY BDAY, SIRI!--using the scenario prompt ~quick, frantic, secret sex in an almost public place + babe's hand over your mouth to keep you quiet~ and the dialogue prompt "goddamnit, will you just f***ing let me do this for you?" with free use kink for good measure. Why not?
Summary: The extreme drug cocktail you devise to save Steve Rogers has one major side effect.
Warnings for smut š„“, sorta dub-con because it's like sex pollen, F E E L S, Steve being the most chivalrous gentleman while railing you (do it for your country, babes š«”), completely unintentional dirty talk from Steve but š®āšØ we'll allow it, Tony being Tony, and--as always-- terrible puns. (There are no mentions of any medical instruments, except an IV, which is not used.) MINORS DNI. This is a mature gift work; see myĀ Light Masterlist for all-age fanfic that is fine for minors. WC 2k
The constant photoflash burns into your retinas obnoxiously, and youāre not even the subject of the paparazzi.
Captain America is aliveāall thanks to youāthough he could easily have been six-feet under by now. The mysterious infection was so bad and spread so far, the drug regimen you administered constitutes one of the Avengersā biggest Hail Marys to date, but itās working. Thatās all that mattersā¦to the world. Behind the scenes is a different story.
As Captain Rogers turns to the next hand he must shake, his sharp blue eyes find you, twinged with a familiar fear.
This stupid event scheduled by Stark to boost morale, to show Cap is just fine and back in fighting form, has gone on too long. Itās happening again.
You worried Rogers might not make it when suddenly Stark showed up hours earlier than the initial, planned press conferenceābecause, of course, thereās meet-and-greets, quick interviews, and these damn handshakes. Heās only gone so long between treatments for the last week.
You nod at Cap and make your way in the small crowd back to Stark. You tell him youāll need a room, somewhere private to put in the IV, and at least thirty minutes to administer the huge dose. Rogersās super-metabolism makes it necessary to use approximately forty times the prescription average for antibiotics and steroids. In theory, the side effects are well worth his speedy recovery.
Well, the only side effect.
Stark looks horrendously annoyed. āCanāt you just shoot him up with it and be done?ā He doesnāt need your lecture repeated though. āFine, thereās a greenroom thing over there, but youāve got fifteen minutes at most, you hear me?ā
āTwenty-five, Mr. Stark. Heās not a water balloon.ā
āTwenty or he can wheel the damn thing around with him.ā
You gulp in nervousness, but the problem isnāt Starkās attitude. Rogers isnāt going to like rushing this. He feels shame enough already.
āIāll make it work,ā you assure the stubborn playboy. If he only knewā¦
āGood. A team player. We value that here.ā
You have no fucking idea how ironic that is, you scream internally, but you follow him to a door off a back hallway, a room that shares a wall with the space all those people are gathered, and thank Stark.
āOh good, heās heard the dog-whistle of treat time,ā Tony quips, and you swivel to see Cap trailing behind you.
Heās already made his excuses to step away, too. It must be bad.
Youāre sure to pull out your props of a saline drip and tubing from your bag while Tony can still see, but you drop the act the instant the door clicks shut.
Cap take one step forward to flip the lock, immediately unzipping the fly of his iconic leather suit.
See, the only side effect of the drugs is Rogers gets hard, often, and canāt find relief from his efforts alone. Through trial-and-error, the clear solution has been helpādiscretelyāfrom the only medical professional allowed around him until his condition improved.
Of course, he fought it. Of course, you wanted to preserve his dignity. Of course, you tried to keep it as perfunctory, methodical, and uninspired as possible, but the thing is, that didnāt last.
The more distant and cold the experience, the faster he became desperate and wanting again, and now you have just twenty minutes to make sure Captain America can hold out for hours.
Steve, you remind yourself. He prefers you not use respectful address when engaging is what he deems entirely disrespectful behavior.Ā
You need to get him off in essentially no time at all, so youāve decided: go big or go home.
Bag tossed to the floor, you unbutton your pants and shimmy out of everything from shoes to panties, letting the longer tail of your dress shirt barely cover your modesty.
Steve looks dumbfounded. Itās bad enough he has to run to you for a handy every few hours, but this?
āDoc, no,ā he breaths.
āI understand the procedure,ā you say calmly, echoing his harrowing consent from that first night he needed you.
Steveās brow furrows in strain. āWe shouldnātā¦ā
āWeā are way past āshouldnāt,ā buddy.
āCanāt ask you toā¦ā but he also knows timeās a wasting.
Heās already fisting himself, struggling to be the gentleman he never stopped being, which at the moment is a huge problem because both of you need to get through the dayāyou without losing your job and him without popping a boner on national television.
Itās your job to break him and break him right now.
āGoddamnit, will you just fucking let me do this for you?ā
Thereās a flat smack on the door.
āDo whatever the lady wants and then get back out here,ā Tony yells from the other side. āPut us all out of our misery,ā he ends with a grumble.
That is by far the most helpful thing Stark has said in the last week, so you mouth āseeā and begin undoing your blouse from the bottom, giving Steve his first peek of you. His hand speeds along his length, adamās apple bobbing in concentration.
āHere, Iāll make it easy for you,ā you whisper. You walk to the far corner of the room, put your hands up, shirt rising over your bare ass, and face the wall. Your voice is soothing, pleading even. āJust take what you need.ā
In some ways, you feel responsible for his predicament. You are the prescribing doctor, he isnāt in a relationship where a partner could assist, and he insists no one else know. He doesnāt deserve to be poked and prodded more than necessary, and you canāt give him any other meds in combination. None of it is his fault same as none of it is yours. You only intended to heal him.
Truthfully though, none of this is just about his release anymore, much as youād like to dismiss your feelings.
You canāt deny, however, that each time the air gets a little thicker with tension, the body language a little more intimate. Steve has kept his eyes open, clutched your free hand to his chest, rolled his hips open, and thrust up into your fist. The greater the satisfaction of his climax, the longer he retains control.
āWhen this is overā¦I swear,ā he grits out, getting closer word by word until his deep voice is right by your ear.
He tugs your shirt up to dip his fingers between your legs. āBeen smelling you for two days. Canāt do anything untilāā Steve growls, feeling how slick youāve become in anticipation āāyouāre ready for me.āĀ
His concern washes away when two fingers easily breech you to the knuckle and are immediately replaced by the blunt head of his cock dragging between your folds.
You didnāt expect him to give in so fast. You didnāt expect him to have known this aroused you. The idea he might want to continue, to go further, races down your spine, following the opposite path of Steve leaning into you. His forehead presses your occipital as yours presses the wall. The heat of him makes you arch in luxurious proximity.
Steve fucking forward to enter you in one smooth motion makes you forget to be quiet, but before the whole shout of ecstasy escapes, his hand covers your mouth.
āShhh, Doc,ā he breathes at the base of your neck. āBe good for me.ā
That only gets you moaning into the seam of his gloves.
His hips start a staccato rhythm, a second of loud friction for each second of silent, fulfilling pressure.
Steve slips his still wet fingers under your shirt and beneath the cup of your bra to swirl a smooth pattern over your nipple. Instead of voicing your approval, you shove yourself back into him faster.
You notice the muffled chatting of Tony and someone else outside while your eyes roll. The slap of your skin against the Cap suit becomes the loudest thing in the room, but thatās not what Steve minds.
He pulls out and spins you around, pausing to see the cream youāve created at the base of him drip to the carpet below.
Deep sea eyes meet yours through golden lashes.
āIf I canāt hear youā¦ā Steve hoists you up to his waist, threading one arm through the bend in your knee, spreading you wide and diving in swiftly.
Your body curls forward automatically to grasp at him and smother yourself in the leather of his shoulder pad. This pace is much faster, purposeful, utterly unravelling you. The position delivers more range of motion, all of the buildup and less of the noise, with the added benefit of his tool belt nudging your clit repeatedly.
Tony pounds on the door. āāBout done in there, guys? Letās go.ā How apt, the unknowing jester.
Steve pants, open-mouthed, against your temple.
You smile but canāt stop your own ruin.
A groan gets buried in your disheveled hair. āAre youā¦close?ā His hips snap brutally. āAre youāā he sounds wrecked āāyou gonnaā¦come on myāuungh.ā
You tip over the edge, clutching him tight and fluttering for him in every way. The detonation of your orgasm burns red behind your eyelids like camera flashes, a dirty snapshot for you alone.
āMercy,ā Steve begs, gripping your ass to rut into you, desperate to join. His neck tenses as he spills inside you, pulse throbbing in time with his cock.Ā
He leans against you and the wall, his steady weight stilling your shaky legs. Slowly, your feet are guided to the floor and Steve steps away to wipe away any evidence of his ātherapeutic treatment.ā His breathing settles much faster than yours, and by the time heās tucked back in with his suit righted, youāre simply sliding down the wall to catch up.
He hurries over to the small vanity and mini fridgeāusually āguestsā for speaking (or interrogating) wait hereāto bring you supplies.
A box of tissues is set by your side.
āSoā¦ā he hands you a bottle of water āā¦maybeā¦dinner tonight?āĀ
You set the water down in favor of cleaning yourself, glancing up to offer a reassuring dismissal. āThis morning was your last dose,ā you remind him. āIt should be over soon.ā
Steve may not need this anymore, may never need you again, but he doesnāt miss a single beat.
āIād likeāI want to take you some place nice, butā¦ā He chugs his whole water then quickly unclasps the glove on his left hand, rolling up his sleeve, veins jumping over a thick forearm.
āI donāt know what food you enjoy.ā
Arguably, he knows a few other things that you enjoy.
Thereās another impatient bang at the door.
āIāā Your heart soars with the soft sincerity of his face, no trace of fear left behind, no hesitation. āIām gonna need a minute.ā
Steve stands, smoothing a hand over his hair. āIāll lock it behind meā¦and, um, thank you, Doc.ā
Itās the first time he hasnāt apologized this whole week.
āYouāre welcome, sir.ā
Steve flashes you a dopey smile and shakes his head. āSee you out there,ā he chuckles.
You canāt be seen when the door opens just enough for Steve to step out, but he makes a show of rolling the suitās sleeve back down like he really did have an IV infusion, selling the lie like a pro. He keeps Tony talking while shutting you back into your debauched bubble.
Through the wall, you still hear ācould you have gone any slower?ā followed by a curt, āyes,ā and have to stifle a laugh.
āWhatād you do, blow a vein?ā
Youāre picturing an incredibly ironic look on Captain Rogersā face.
āJust be grateful she puts up with us, Tonyā¦ā and their voices disappear down the hall.
His treatment may be finished, but Steve wants you to stick around. He wants you.
Would having dinner with that man really be so terrible? No. Not at all. Even the āworstā of this situation has been a great fucking experience. You donāt want to give that up yet.
It seems youāre both addicted now.
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Summary : Y/N and Lando Norris have been together for three years. Their relationship is real, steady, and full of quiet love but always behind the scenes. While fans know theyāre a couple, Lando has never posted about her, avoids public displays of affection, and never mentions her in interviews. At first, Y/N understood. She believed it was about privacy, about protecting what they had. But over time, being constantly left out of frame has started to hurt.
Genre : angst, SMAU
Pairing : Lando Norris x reader
Faceclaim : @suanbeiii
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A very special photoshoot, thanks @your_photograph šø
@_user1 sheās literally the most beautiful woman Iāve ever seen. like??? how is this even real??
@_user2 Lando must be the dumbest man alive I fear š
@_user3 girl youāre glowing like someone who deleted his number āØ
@_user4 he said āwhich gf?ā and she said ānot me then.ā ICONIC.
@_user5 this is exactly what peace looks like after you stop begging a man for the bare minimum
@_user6 no because if they break up for real, Iām shooting my shot š«”
@_user7 soft girl era activated. and heās nowhere in sight? suspicious š§
@_user8 I just know Landoās watching this through his tears
@_user9 the flower, the pearls, the PINK , yeah no, he lost
@_user10 if he doesnāt come crawling back after this⦠I WILL. give me a chance queen šā¤ļø
@_user11 she didnāt need to mention him to completely obliterate him
@_user12 you mean to tell me he left this to go party with his friends in Japan? okay clown
@_user13 this looks like a breakup shoot and a Vogue cover at the same time
@_user14 soooo when are you free for dinner? asking for literally all of us
Texts messages :
Lando I saw the photos You look⦠breathtaking
Lando I donāt even have the words How do you manage to look like that and I act like youāre not the most beautiful person in the world?
Lando Y/N please. You know Iām sorry Iāve been sorry since the second we started fighting
Lando I messed up, okay? I was defensive, I didnāt listen, I didnāt take in how much it mattered to you I thought I was protecting something private and sacred, but I see now I was just hiding
Lando I was scared. And I pushed you away because I didnāt know how to be vulnerable in front of everyone
Lando I see the comments I know what people are saying I know I look like the dumbest man alive Because I was.
Lando Iām not partying, Iām not happy, Iām not okay. I miss you. I miss your voice, your laugh, your constant humming when you cook, the way you curl your fingers in my sleeve when youāre cold
Lando I sent the flowers because I didnāt know what else to do And yeah, anyone can send flowers. But no one can love you the way I do
Lando Iām sorry. For every time I made you feel small, or hidden, or unloved You werenāt. Not even for a second You are everything
Lando Please talk to me. Please. Even if youāre mad. Yell at me. Swear at me. Just⦠donāt go silent on me
Lando I donāt want to lose you because I didnāt know how to show I was proud of you I am, Iām so proud. Of everything you are
Lando I love you. More than ever
Lando Please come back. Or let me come to you Just say something Anything ?
@_F1Gossip šTokyo, Japan



Spotted: Lando Norris seen out partying in Tokyo after the Japan Grand Prix last night. No Y/N in sight.
@_user1 not him clubbing while sheās not here, be serious lando
@_user2 heās out here drinking and dancing while the rest of us are grieving their relation??
@_user3 how are you gonna party when you clearly hurt your girl and sheās getting love letters in her comments?? GET IT TOGETHER.
@_user5 Iāve defended him for years but⦠I canāt do this anymore. she deserved better and we all know it.
@_user6 I know PR team is sweating.
@_user7 he parties like he didnāt just lose the most beautiful woman alive and humiliate her on live TV. delusion.
@_user8 idc what the drama is, Iām just waiting for Y/N to post again. SHEāS the star now
@_user9 literally everyone: āLando please fix itā Lando: goes clubbing with his shirt unbuttoned
@_user10 āwhich girlfriendā got him feeling single I guess š
@your_usurname






Needed a drink and have the best friends ever for thatš„
@_user1 Sheās in her IDGAF era and Iām here for it š„š
@_user2 Oh sheās DONE done. š®āšØ
@_user3 the crown. the girls. the middle finger. this is the official breakup tour
@_user4 Y/N said ācry about it, Iām busy glowing.ā
@_user5 your glow-up is legally blinding. teach us your ways
@_user6 sheās heartbroken but make it sexy
@_user7 I know Landoās watching this post on repeat š
@_user10 Sheās too fine to be sad. Lando who???
@_user11 Not to be dramatic but Iād jump in front of a train for her
@_user12 Her friends deserve a raise. Crowned their queen and gave her the world tonight.
@_user13 this is what it looks like when the pretty girl realizes she deserves better šš
@_user15 tell me your bf fumbled without telling me š
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3:02 AM Texts messages : Lando babe babeee bbabyyy i mean not baby i mean. ugh whatever why u so pretty huh?? like??? WHYYYY
Lando saw ur post n now iām lying on the floor face down sad pathetic loser man vibes
Lando u look like a literal goddess like Aphro⦠aphroditty⦠aphrotiddy?? idk u know what i mean
Lando not even mad just confused hurting too mostly sad after seeing your post
Lando did ur friend give u that crown? tell her i said thanks for crowning the queen of my whole life also tell her to stop commenting āhe fumbledā i knooooow
Lando i miss ur laugh ur hands ur eyes ur frown when iām being annoying miss all of it even ur cold feet under the covers
Lando i shud have posted u every day every hooour every millimillisecond u soooo pretty i wanna scream
Lando come back plsss or lemme come back iāll be so good. iāll buy u flowers every hour iāll post u. tag u
Lando can i call uuuu i wanna hear ur voice just wanna know ur real and not like. a hallucination from my own stupidity
Lando ok gonna go cry in the shower now
Lando iloveyou babyyyy answer plssss i'm not drunk just ok i'm drunk plssss answer fuck i miss u
@landonorris



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@_user1 wait⦠WHO is this girl??? where is Y/N??? š
@_user2 why this man do a post at 4 a.m, is he not in a club ??
@_user3 so let me get this straight. he couldnāt tag Y/N, never posted her, but now heās posting mystery girl like this???
@_user4 he really said āwhich gf?ā and then proved it š
@_user5 the audacity of this man is actually insane. like. Y/N was literally still watching his races
@_user6 did they break up and he already moved on?? and posting about it?? bold
@_user7 3 years of silence and now THIS. lando norris you will pay for your crimes
@_user8 hope Y/N is living her best life far away from this nonsense
@_user9 heās just soft launching a whole new girl while Y/N gets silence. bro what
@_user10 if this is a new gf⦠he better never talk about privacy again cause this is messy šµāš«
@_user11 no way you were gifted the most elegant woman and fumbled her like this
@_user12 someone go check on Y/N cause this?? this is COLD.
5:02 AM Texts messages
Y/N who the fuck is she?
Y/N you seriously meet some random girl ?
Y/N you CHEATED on me??? you really cheated on me and then posted it for the world to see?
Y/N lando what the hell you disappear on me, ignore everything I said, and now THIS?
Y/N you couldnāt post me for THREE YEARS
Y/N is this why you didnāt tag me? because you still flirt with girls in clubs and you didnāt want me to find out?
Y/N you didnāt even have the decency to end things before doing this we werenāt okay, but I still loved you. I will have still showed up for you and this is how you repay me?
Y/N this is LOW. even for you.
Y/N say something SAY. SOMETHING. LANDO !!!!! Answer your phone I'm trying to call you rn
Y/N I swear to god, weāre DONE.
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