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nodogsallowed · 3 months ago
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id: image of a forest, mountains and sky, with text reading: “ to avoid burnout at work, use the 30/30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years”. end id
(Thank you @ghostapop for the image description)
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non-binary-lil-star · 3 months ago
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Hc all the batkids decide to give Bruce Happy Mothers day as a prank
. Dick comes up with the idea and gets everyone to sign a Happy Mother's Day card that he made
. Jason buys him a watch with a small card saying "Happy Mother's day, loser"
. Cass buys him a mug that says "Best Mother in the world" (Shiva will later find out and fistfight Bruce because of it)
. Tim makes a gadget that Bruce had projected but had no time to actually build, and leaves it on his desk in a small gift box
. Duke has No Idea how other people are going about the prank and decides to buy him flowers
. Damian paints Martha Wayne (Tim helps by finding him several reference pictures)
They all think they're going to make Bruce Very Uncomfortable. Because well, he's not a mother. He's their father. Guys, Bruce starts sobbing by the end of the day. He hugs them and won't let go. Plan sucessfully backfired.
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beepboopappreciation · 1 year ago
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Is this anything
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softaestluv · 4 months ago
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Johnny who makes it everyone else’s problem that he hasn’t got laid in weeks, that he’s so fucking pent up he can feel it in his teeth. Won’t stop his Scottish whining that his hand isn’t enough, needs a warm cunt to fuck or he’ll go insane.
So, you take one for the team, let him fuck all his pent up cum inside of you because you don’t think you can hear another description of how sad his hand feels. Hope to get him to shut the hell up.
But now he just won’t stop whining about needing to fuck your cunt.
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menaceanon · 25 days ago
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I think like. The thing I keep coming back to about the Murderbot show is that I cannot remember ever seeing another tv show give an “Oh” moment to platonic love.
But my god, when Murderbot shows Mensah Sanctuary Moon to help with her panic attack. You see her look at it, and you see her realize…
Yes, she has been thinking of Murderbot as a person, that’s why she went back for it at the DeltFall habitat. But it’s all been very theoretical—the way you might help a stranger up if they fall, but that doesn’t mean you want to get to know them. It doesn’t mean you’ve reckoned with their interiority.
But as Murderbot murmurs, “Breathe, breathe, breathe the crystal light” to itself, you see it all click into place for Ayda Mensah.
This terror she’s experiencing? All-consuming and confusing and soul-crushing? SecUnit has felt this. And it had to face it alone—not just in the sense that there has never been anyone to offer it comfort, but in the sense that no one even thought that it—it as an entity, it as a being capable of fear—exists.
So it found this show. And Mensah has been so pissed at it for potentially getting them all killed because it thought a stupid fucking soap opera mattered, but oh, oh, oh fuck, this show is the only thing in the universe that has ever given it comfort. This show has offered it context and escapism and asked for nothing in return. It absolutely is critical matériel.
And that brings her to now, to herself, to herself and Murderbot. This person next to her, who she is technically in possession of, who has had to claw and scrape for even a thimbleful of peace, who was only able to protect that peace by never ever ever letting anyone know it existed. She and her team have ripped away its impossibly precious privacy, exposed its secrets… and here it is handing her part of its soul anyway, because in this moment she needs it.
Because it knows what it’s like to be scared and alone, and does not want her to feel that way.
And so she falls in love, and you get to watch it happen.
My ace ass has a lot of messy feelings about love and the way it appears on screen. Few things have hit me as hard as getting to witness the exact moment Dr. Ayda Mensah’s soul met Murderbot’s and decided it was home.
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dimeadozencows · 1 month ago
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You know it's over for you when you can draw a whole page of only one character
Shamelessly plugging (pun intended) my Ramb essay on my most popular post of him lol. (Check it out if you want, I think it turned out neat!!)
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ginnyw-potter-archive · 1 year ago
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yes, I'm self-aware thank you
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sceletaflores · 19 days ago
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MAKES PAINTINGS WITH HIS TONGUE!
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─ ✮⋆˙PAIR: Clark Kent x fem!reader
─ ✮⋆˙WC: 5.2k
─ ✮⋆˙@polkadottprincess SAYS: on the clark kent agenda as well!!!! maybe a size kink?! or dare i say edging.
─ ✮⋆˙CONTAINS: 18+ SMUT MDNI, swearing, reader is a journalist, established relationship, so much banter, clark kent is a FLIRT and a SLUT, a risqué interview, roleplaying…kind of, sub clark leaning, dirty talk, handjob, size kink YES, edging hehehe, superman’s super huge dick, hyperspermia, porn w/o plot, no use of y/n.
─ ✮⋆˙NAT’S NOTE: guys i genuinely don’t know how to describe the plot of this in a way that makes sense. okay so basically clark can’t get you a interview with superman, but he can get you the next best thing. himself. that’s it. i don’t think that makes sense but hear me out! it’s good i promise! i had so much fun writing my last clark fic that i needed to write another one. maybe i’ll write even more who knows… that’s code for i have three wips sitting pretty literally as we speak…anyway bye bye now hope y’all love it, mwah!
dividers by lovely @saradika-graphics!
you and clark have a conversation about superman…
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There are certainly worse places to work than the Daily Planet office.
Sure, it's a little chaotic and the coffee machine spits out something vaguely offensive most mornings. Sure, it's a little loud and you tend to get migraines when you're stuck in the thick of it too long.
There are positives too, and they're pretty good ones. You get a beautiful view of Metropolis from your desk. You get the thrill of real, gritty stories right under your fingers. And most days, the company isn't half bad.
That is, except when Clark Kent gets yet another exclusive with Superman.
The bullpen is buzzing with the usual chaos that comes with mid-Monday mornings.
Phones ringing. Keyboards clacking. The sporadic clicks from dozens of mouses. The sharp sounds of high heels and fancy loafers against the marble floors.
You’re elbow deep in a piece on the harmful carbon emissions caused by LexCorp, a chai latte from the cafe across the street slowly melting beside your keyboard as you type.
You're on your third paragraph—halfway through describing a particularly egregious cover up involving offshore dumping—when Jimmy’s voice slices through the room, too loud and chipper for a Monday.
“Front page again, man.” Jimmy excitedly slaps a new paper on Clark’s desk, leaning his hip against the edge. He shoves Clark’s shoulder lightly, grinning. “You have Superman on speed dial or what?”
You glance up from your screen, fingers pausing over the keys. 
Clark—sweet, modest Clark—smiles sheepishly, adjusting his glasses with the back of his knuckle. They weren’t even slipping down his nose. “Thanks, Jimmy. I was just in the right place at the right time.”
Right place at the right time.
Bullshit.
That’s the third time he’s used that particular line in the last four months. 
You roll your eyes so hard it’s a miracle they stay in your head, and lean back in your chair, attention shifting. “Man of Steel must have a type, huh?” You’re loud enough for Clark and Jimmy to hear you across the walkway. “He only ever talks to Clark.”
Clark catches your eye, the edges of his smile a little smugger than before when he tilts his head to the right just so. “Jealous, loud mouth?”
You scoff, eyes narrowing. “Of course I’m jealous. I’ve been trying to get an interview with Superman for weeks and he hands them out to you like candy. It’s blatant favoritism.”
Lois finally speaks up from her desk next to yours, not looking up from her screen. “And you’re Clark’s favorite. It balances out.”
“Whoa, hold on a second,” Jimmy cuts in before you can speak, holding his hands up in front of him. “I’m clearly Clark’s favorite. I thought everyone picked up on that?”
You suck your teeth, ignoring Jimmy. “If I was really Clark’s favorite he’d quit hogging Superman and put in an extremely gushing, ass-kissing word for me. Wouldn’t you, Clarkie?”
That earns a chuckle from Jimmy, and a slightly sharper one from Clark himself—but he still doesn’t rise to your bait. He just gives you that polite little Clark Kent smile, all warm and wholesome and harmless. The one that makes people underestimate him.
“I’ll find a way to work in the ass-kissing,” he nods, overly serious. You can see right through it. “Promise.”
You hum noncommittally, plucking a loose pencil off your desk. “Someone jot that down. I want it in writing.”
“Kiss my ass all you want while you’re at it, Clark.” Lois pipes up again, her bored tone underscored by the way her fingers fly over her keyboard. Click click click. “I’d throw myself off the top of the building if it got me an interview with Superman.”
“I’d kill for ten minutes with Superman,” you add, idly twirling the pencil in your hand as you sway side to side in your chair. 
Jimmy snorts, shamelessly flipping through Clark’s notepad. “Who wouldn’t these days.”
Clark ignores him much like you did. He glances at you over the frame of his glasses, his mouth twitching with amusement. “Is that a professional request?”
“Very professional,” you say coolly, arching a brow. “Strictly for journalistic purposes.”
He nods solemnly. “Of course.”
“Extremely professional.” You repeat, tone dipping into something a little warmer.
Clark catches on, because of course he does. His eyes flash with something new that you can see even from where you’re sitting. He cuts his gaze to the way your thumb glides along the shiny edge of your pencil. Up and down. Up and down.
You watch his throat work around a thick swallow. The slouch he’s had all morning straightens out for a single breath, showing off just how broad those shoulders really are under that boxy suit.
The others don’t notice the sudden tension. Lois is too busy typing, fueled by the third sugar filled coffee cluttered around her, and Jimmy tends to be more oblivious when it’s this early.
“Well,” Clark says mildly, back to slouching in his chair. “I’ll be sure to let him know you’re interested. Next time I see him.”
You arch a brow, pretending not to notice the curl of heat that slides low in your stomach when he says it. 
“Next time I see him.” Like they’re neighbors. Buddies.
Almost like they share a mirror.
You let yourself smile, the barest hint of one. Clark still beams right back at you like the slight raise of your lips is the best thing he’s seen all morning. “You do that, Clark. I’ll be sure to wear my shiniest pair of readers, to make him feel more comfortable.”
Clark doesn’t answer. He just shakes his head and turns back to his screen, but you can still see the dopey grin on his face clear as day.
You bite your lip, stifling your own matching smile, and get back to work.
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Your apartment is dim, quiet. It’s lit in that soft, late evening kind of way—warm lamplight pooling in corners. The faint hum of the city bleeds in through your half open window, the bustle of people walking the streets mixing with the low rumble of traffic three stories down.
You’re sitting on your couch, legs folded under you as your laptop rests on your knees. The loose sleep shorts you changed into as soon as you got home are riding up your thighs, an old Smallville Crows sweatshirt you stole from Clark hangs off your left shoulder as you try to work.
Try being the word of the night so far.
LexCorp isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, unfortunately, and offshore dumping doesn’t expose itself. So, the same article you were working on at the office stares back at your tired eyes, and it’s slowly starting to feel like it’s mocking you. 
The cursor blinks steadily on the too bright screen, daring you to try and finish the pathetic excuse of a paragraph you’ve been stuck on for nearly twenty minutes. You chew the inside of your cheek, your nails drumming over the touchpad so you don’t start ripping the keys off in frustration.
You’re just about to call it and toss your laptop aside when there’s a knock on your door.
You don’t get up, you hardly even blink at the three quiet raps against the wood. You already know who it is.
The sound of a key, your spare key, sliding into your lock is loud in the quiet enveloping you. The door creaks open and Clark’s voice follows as soon as it’s closed.
“You forgot lunch today,” he calls from the doorway, toeing his shoes off. “I didn’t want you forgetting dinner too.”
You hum as the soft sound of socked feet make their way closer, not looking up from your laptop. “Isn’t that sweet of you.”
A bag is dropped next to you on the couch, heavy and warm against your bare thigh. “Falafel from the spot you like,” he says from somewhere behind you, bright and almost giddy—like he’s been waiting to tell you all day. “And a cream soda for the best reporter in Metropolis.”
“You’re such a suck up, Kent.” You tsk softly, shaking your head. “Cream soda? That must’ve cost a pretty penny.”
Strong arms close around your shoulders, and Clark’s scent washes over you. The metallic tang of ozone, of fresh cut grass and sunny warmth. “Mhm, it was worth it.”
Clark kisses the top of your head, burying his nose in your hair and inhaling. He presses another kiss to your temple. Sharp teeth nip at the shell of your ear teasingly, the warmth of his breath sends goosebumps pebbling up your arms. “You were really giving it to me back at the office, you should do that more often.” 
It's unmistakably husky, his tone. Husky and low and hushed next to your ear, letting you really hear the heat behind it.
Clark’s arms tighten around you, pressing himself into your back as much as he can with the couch still separating you both. Another kiss to the edge of your jaw. “You’re so sexy when you’re ticked off at me.”
You bite back a smile, tilting your head to give Clark more room to press kisses along your skin. “Me telling you off in front of Jimmy gets you hot?” 
Clark chuckles against your skin, trailing wet kisses down your neck. “Jimmy doesn’t have anything on you. He’d look terrible in a pencil skirt.”
You huff, closing your laptop. “Don’t tell him that. You’ll break his heart.”
You finally turn your head, peering up at Clark hunched over you. He’s already looking back, eyes bright. You only get a glimpse of that perfect smile before his lips are on yours.
The kiss is anything but chaste. It’s the first kiss you’ve had since he left your apartment late last night. 
Clark tastes like sugar and salt—like the honeyed fizz of cream soda and the briny note of wind that clings to his skin no matter what time of day it is. He kisses like he does everything else, devastatingly earnest and impossibly sweet. Like he’s trying to commit the shape of your mouth to his memory. Like he’s trying to leave your taste on his lips for days.
Clark kisses like he means it—every swipe of his tongue, every soft sound into your mouth, every gentle pull of your lower lip between his teeth.
His glasses bump your forehead with every move. He still has them on, even here with you where he doesn’t need them. You feel the press of them anyway, clunky and in the way, but it’s almost charming—so unmistakably Clark it makes your chest squeeze.
When his fingers curl into the worn down fabric of your sweatshirt, tugging gently as he deepens the kiss, you're the one who has to pull back for breath.
“You're not allowed to distract me,” you whisper, voice light, lips brushing his. “I’m supposed to be working.”
Clark just hums, eyes still slipped closed. “I missed you.” Another kiss. “Been thinking about this all day.” Another kiss. “About you.”
He kisses the smile right off your lips, his other hand sliding down your back slowly—mapping out the notches of your spine. He toys with the hem of your sweatshirt, sliding his touch under the cotton to find the curve of your waist. It’s not entirely innocent, the way his thumb slips under the waistband of your shorts. 
Your lips are already swollen, you can almost feel the blood rushing to them. You pull back again, blinking like you’ve been spun in circles. “You saw me six hours ago, Kansas.”
Clark grins, cheeks flushed. “That’s six hours too long.”
You smile, your hand coming up to brush your fingers through his messy curls. “Well, I’m here now.” Your fingers trail lightly along the side of his face. Clark leans into your touch, kissing your palm before you’re squishing his cheeks together. “And you brought me falafel, so you can stay.”
“Don’t forget the cream soda,” he says, voice wobbly from the pressure of your hand smushing his lips together. “What do I get for that?”
You shake his head back and forth fondly, still smiling. “We’ll have to wait and see, won’t we?”
You plant one last, exaggerated kiss on his pouty lips and drop your hand. Clark smiles, squeezing your hip once before he’s straightening up and making his way around the couch.
“I’m on the edge of my seat.” He sits next to you, plucking your feet off the couch long enough to settle into the cushions before draping them over his lap. “Let’s get some food in you first.”
You sigh, but you’re reaching for the bag anyway. You didn’t realize how hungry you were until amazing smelling street food was brought into your apartment. “Spoil sport.”
You sit together like that for who knows how long, sharing bites of falafel and sips of soda.
The conversation is easy, just like it always is. You talk about the mess at LexCorp, Clark listens intently. Humming and nodding in agreement as he rubs your feet. He brings up some dull city council ordinance he’s been pretending to care about all week just to get quotes for Perry.
You let him ramble, just enjoying the sound of his voice and the press of his thumb against your ankle as he absentmindedly rubs circles into the bone. 
It's nice. Soft, domestic. The kind of evening you’d always imagined when things between you and Clark stopped hovering in the “is this flirting or am I insane?” phase and finally landed squarely in “he brings you dinner and has a toothbrush in your bathroom” territory.
It’s only when the lull sets in—comfortable and slow, your belly full and his fingers tracing the bare skin of your calf lazily—that you really let yourself look at him.
Clark is so handsome like this. Taking up space in your apartment like it’s second nature, squeezing into a space far too small for him just to be close to you, illuminated by the soft orange glow of your ancient thrift store lamp. 
Handsome in that painfully earnest, infuriatingly humble, Midwestern farm boy way. 
You feel a sort of possessive victory in it, getting to see Clark like this—in a way that very few people do. Here, with you, he can be himself. He doesn't need to constantly watch what he says, to reel it in in fear of compromising himself. He doesn’t need to put up a front.
He can just be Clark. 
Not Superman. Not Clark Kent, bumbling reporter.
Just Clark. Your Clark.
It drives you absolutely crazy, it always has. 
It makes you want to stretch him between your fingers like taffy, to crunch down on him between your teeth like hard candy. It makes you want to ruin him.
Then, somewhere between the food and the comfortable silence, Clark’s tone shifts.
“So,” he says, dragging the word out. “About what you said at the office this morning.”
You blink at him, raising your brow. “I said a lot of things at the office this morning. You’ll have to be more specific.”
 “About wanting an interview. With Superman.” Clark’s eyes gleam behind his glasses. “You said you’d kill for ten minutes with him.”
You roll your eyes, but it’s mostly for show. “That was professional desperation.”
“Strictly journalistic?” he deadpans, echoing your words from earlier.
“Very serious. Pulitzer level serious, even.”
Clark grins, and you know then—he’s winding you up. Slowly. Deliberately. That warm Kansas boy charm tightening around your ribs like a silk ribbon.
“Well, bad news,” he says, forlorn. “Superman’s calendar is booked solid.”
“Oh, is that so?”
“Yup,” he says with a pop of his lips, still rubbing slow circles over your ankle. “Big world. Lots of people to save.”
You sigh dramatically. “Shame. I had such good questions lined up.”
Clark shrugs one shoulder, smile sly. “He’s hard to reach, you know that. But I figured…if I can’t get you Superman, I could get you the next best thing.”
Your brows knit together, confused. “And what’s that?”
He leans in a little, his voice dropping, playful but unmistakably suggestive. “Clark Kent.”
You tilt your head, slow and wary. “Clark Kent?”
“Clark Kent,” he nods, eyes gleaming. “Superman’s number one source. His—let’s say—closest personal contact.”
You snort, but you’re already caught up in it. Already invested in the game. “You’re full of shit.”
He sits back, sprawling onto the armrest with theatrical ease, like he owns the place—and really, at this point, he kind of does. “Try me.”
You blink, narrowing your eyes. “You’re serious?”
“I’ve never been more serious in my life,” he stresses, adjusting his glasses like some parody of a news anchor. “You can ask me anything about Superman. His habits, his routines, his, uh…” he trails off with a twitch of a smile, “...personal tastes.”
Your lips part, breath catching just slightly.
He lifts his eyebrows. “You still want that interview, don’t you?”
The moment hangs. Warm, fizzy, a little dangerous. Clark and you both know a little danger is never enough to scare you away.
“Alright,” you murmur, still suspicious as you sit up a little straighter, swiping your notepad off the coffee table. “Just remember, you asked for this.”
Clark nods slowly, putting a hand over his heart. “Do your worst.”
You narrow your eyes at him, searching for some kind of catch. Clark just looks back, smiling.
“Okay.” You shrug, flipping your notepad open. You grab the pencil tucked behind your ear, raising it in front of Clark’s lips like a microphone. “Please state your name for the record.”
Clark clears his throat, dipping his head to speak into the eraser. “Clark Joseph Kent.”
You nod, jotting it down. “First question.” You tap your pencil on the paper, dragging out the suspense. “The suit—how in the world does it stay up if it doesn’t have a belt?”
Clark snorts, but his expression remains composed, playing his part. “Kryptonian tech. The fabric conforms to his body. No wardrobe malfunctions.”
You raise a brow. “And what about underneath?”
A pause. Then, calm as can be: “Nothing underneath.”
Your pulse skips a beat. “Huh.”
He watches you, tilting his head. “Next question?”
You try to keep your tone light, playful. “Let’s do an easy one. What’s he like…off the record?”
Clark hums, rolling his head on his shoulders like he’s really thinking. “He’s quiet. Keeps to himself. Reads more than you’d expect.”
“Mhm. Nerd,” you tease.
“Bit of one, yeah,” he agrees.
You hum, writing. “Sounds familiar.”
Clark smiles but he doesn’t answer.
“Okay next…” You chew your pencil, thinking it over. “Is he single?”
Clark blinks behind his glasses, then laughs. “You’re seriously asking that?”
You nod, overly serious. “It’s a relevant question, Kent. The people want to know.”
Clark’s cheeks pink slightly, and his voice is quiet. “He’s…seeing someone. Secretly.”
“Oh?” You perk up, nudging his thigh with your foot. “Do tell. Is she beautiful?”
Clark’s voice softens, barely more than a murmur. “Yes.”
You pause. That one lands. Hits something low and warm deep inside you. “Anyone I know?”
“Oh, absolutely,” he says softly, like a confession. “She drives him insane.”
You squirm where you sit, phantom flames lapping at your skin. “Does she?”
“She does.” Clark hums, nodding his head. His eyes never leave yours.
You aren’t even writing in your notepad anymore, too caught up in a game that’s starting to feel less and less like a game with each passing second. “How.”
He leans in just a little, his voice going husky. “The way she talks. Her brain. Her mouth. Her smart little attitude.” His hand trails along the couch behind you. “The way she looks at him like she knows he’s not invincible.”
“Sounds like she’s really into him.” You will your voice not to shake, but it doesn’t work. You’re too wound up. The tension between you and Clark growing thicker and thicker.
“Oh, she is,” Clark murmurs. “Says things sometimes that make him feel like he’s gonna burn through his skin.”
You lean in, tongue coming out to swipe along your bottom lip. “Like what?”
“She tells him she wants to get fucked by Superman,” Clark says softly, cheeks more pink. “Tells him she thinks about it when she’s alone. Thinks about how big he is. How he’d feel. If he’d wreck her.”
Your thighs squeeze together involuntarily. “That’s what she says?”
He nods, eyes dark. You watch as his pupils grow, black stretching across blue like an oil slick over a lake.
“And what does Superman do?” you ask.
“Whatever she wants.” Clark breathes.
Your heart trips over itself three times over in your chest, breath caught in your throat. The fun of it—this game—it's suddenly edged with something even more molten than before, something dense and slow. You feel the buzz in your limbs, in the way Clark’s gaze sticks to your mouth now instead of your eyes.
You chew the inside of your cheek, wetness blooming between your legs to soak the thin cotton of your panties. “What turns him on?”
Clark blinks again, meeting your eyes. This time he’s a little less composed. “That’s not exactly a journalistic question.”
“I’m going for a different kind of profile,” you murmur. “Besides, I think we already blew through any journalistic professionalism.”
Clark lets out a breath. His voice is lower when he speaks next. “Well…he likes being in control. But he likes being teased, too. Likes when someone isn’t afraid of him. Likes being told what you want. What you fantasize about.”
You shift in your seat. “Do you think he’d like it if someone told him they touch themselves thinking about him?”
Clark’s jaw tenses.
You lean in, slow, until your lips are nearly brushing his ear. Your notepad and pencil are long forgotten, tossed somewhere beside you. “You think he’d like it if I told him I think about him bending me over my desk at work? Or flying me up to my roof and fucking me against the edge of the building?”
Clark turns his head to look at you. His pupils blown so wide all you see is black.
“I think he’d like that a lot,” he says, voice low and ragged. “I know he would.”
The moment breaks like glass.
You kiss him—hard. Hungry. Like you’re trying to tear him open and crawl inside.
And Clark lets you.
His hand flies up to cup your jaw, moaning into your mouth. The kiss is all tongue and filthy—hot and desperate and messy.
There’s nothing slow about it. Clark’s touch is firm, everywhere, his mouth wet and open against yours. He groans low in his throat when your hand slides down his chest, tracing the hard ridges of his stomach through his shirt.
Your hand drifts even lower, between his legs, where he’s hard as steel in his slacks.
“Oh, fuck,” he groans against your lips, hips twitching into your palm. “You—you’re playing dirty.”
You press firmer, mapping out the familiar length of his thick cock with greedy fingers. “You started it.”
“You’re not seriously—”
“—taking your exclusive,” you whisper, working open his fly. “Since you’re offering.”
Clark makes a strangled sound—half-laugh, half-moan—as you pull down his zipper, your fingers grazing over the impossible heat straining behind it. 
“You—you don’t have to—” he gasps, even as his hips rise from the couch, silently begging you to continue.
“Clark.” You look up at him, hand already stroking slowly over the thick outline of his cock through the drenched fabric of his boxers. “Be quiet.”
His breath hitches. He nods, biting his bottom lip hard enough to leave a dent. But the way he’s trembling beneath your touch, the way his thighs tense—you know he won’t last long.
You slip your hand into his boxers, and that’s when you really feel him—bare skin to skin. Hot, thick, and heavy. Way too heavy. You nearly gasp as you pull him free, the head flushed a violent red, already leaking. The sheer size of him always takes you by surprise. 
Big doesn’t even begin to cut it.
He’s not just long—he’s thick. The kind of thick that makes your hand look small in comparison. The kind that has no business fitting anywhere, and yet you ache to make him fit.
Clark groans when the cool air hits him, and louder when you wrap a hand around him, stroking up the length of his cock with a tight grip. You twist your wrist around the head, thumbing over the slit to spread the shiny mess of pre-come.
"You're so big,” you breathe, pumping him faster. “It’s not fair.”
He whines through gritted teeth, hips twitching, dark curls falling over his forehead. “Fuck, baby, please—go slow, I’m not—if you keep—”
“I barely touched you,” you murmur, transfixed by the way his cock twitches in your grip. It’s flushed dark, an angry red at the tip. You trace the thick vein along the underside with your thumb, feeling his pulse beat fast and hard just beneath the skin.
Clark whines, dropping his head on the back of the couch. His hands dig into the cushions, you can hear the seams straining under his grip.
“Oh, you’re gonna come like this? Already?” you tease, dragging your hand down slowly—so slowly—until you’re just barely grazing his balls. “From just my hand?”
“Mmph—fuck,” Clark whimpers, cheeks flushed, eyes fluttering shut. “You’re gonna kill me.”
“You’ll survive.” You kiss the edge of his jaw. “You’re Superman.”
He groans again at that, like it hurts to hear the word coming from your mouth, like it unlocks something primal in him. You stroke him again, firmer now, twisting your wrist on the upstroke. Clark shudders.
“You gonna come for me, hero?” you ask, licking your lips. “Gonna soak my hand with that big load you’ve been holding in all day?”
Clark groans, his hands flying to your thighs—gripping, grounding. “Gosh—don’t say it like that. I can’t—”
You slow down. Stop, almost.
And Clark makes the prettiest little noise. Desperate. Just this ruined, strangled sound deep in his throat that shoots straight through you like lightning.
“You can’t what?” you coo, barely pumping him. “Can’t hold it?”
Clark shakes his head fast, eyes blown, body twitching like he’s fighting every instinct in his arsenal not to thrust up into your fist like an animal.
“Please,” he whispers.
“Please what, Clark?”
“Please—fuck—please let me come.”
You pretend to consider it. Drag your thumb under the slit of his cock again and marvel at the mess he’s made. Pre-come is coating your palm, sticky and hot and so much. He’s leaking like he hasn’t touched himself in weeks. It makes the slide of your fist that much easier.
You know it’s a side effect of his biology—Kryptonian virility turned all the way up.
Clark fills your mouth, drenches your stomach, floods your pussy every time you’re together like it’s the first time he’s come in years. And he always gets so sensitive, so feral about it. Like he hates how much he needs it and loves how much he needs you.
“You’re so full, baby,” you murmur, dragging your hand slow along his cock again. “You need to come that bad?”
Clark nods without shame, hips twitching. “Need it so bad. Fuck, I’ve been thinking about you all day. Thinking about your voice. About your thighs. About your mouth—fuck, I’m gonna come, please—please let me—”
“Not yet,” you whisper.
Clark whines.
It’s so soft, so honest, it almost makes you pity him.
Almost.
You kiss his throat, biting lightly at where his pulse jackhammers. “You’re not gonna come until I say so, Clark. You’re gonna hold it. You’re gonna sit there and take it and be good for me.”
Clark’s hips buck at that—he tries to be still, tries to keep his eyes on you, but the pleasure is just too much. He nods like his life depends on it, gripping your thighs hard enough that you’re sure you’ll have bruises blooming tomorrow.
Clark will feel guilty about it. You won’t.
“Good boy,” you purr, picking up the pace again—stroking him with both hands now, twisting, squeezing, making sure every stroke is just rough enough to keep him teetering on the edge.
Clark’s entire body is trembling. His lips are swollen and slick, pink blooming up his throat. His glasses have fogged up, and his brows are knit like he’s in pain—like this is the most torturous kind of pleasure he’s ever felt.
You jerk him faster, watching the way his body tightens, how his cock swells heavy in your hands. His stomach contracts like it’s about to cramp, his moans dissolving into open mouthed gasps as he bucks up into your palm like he’s chasing it.
He’s so close.
“Baby—please,” Clark gasps, gripping your wrist now, his huge hand covering yours where you stroke him. “Please let me come, I—I’ll be good, I promise, I’ll do anything.”
“Oh, I know you will,” you whisper, biting your lip. “But not yet.”
“Please,” he begs, voice cracking. “I can’t—can’t hold it—”
You stop again.
Clark sobs.
A real, wrecked, broken sound from deep in his chest.
His hands squeeze your thighs and he curls in on himself slightly, eyes flying open in disbelief. “No,” he gasps, hips twitching uselessly. “No, no, please—”
You kiss the corner of his mouth, his cheekbone, his fluttering eyelids. “You’re doing so good for me, Clark. Just a little longer.”
He groans, miserable, but he still nods. So obedient. So eager to please—to give you what you want.
You don’t give him any warnings before your fists are speeding up, flying over his cock as fast as you can manage.
Clark cries out, his body jerking violently—like he doesn’t know whether to run from your touch or lean into it. “Christ, wait—ah! Wait, I can’t—”
You don’t let up—stroking him faster, tighter, rougher. The slick, obscene sounds of it echo in the quiet apartment. “You’re gonna come now,” you murmur, lips brushing the shell of his ear. “And then you’re gonna take me into the bedroom and fuck me so hard we get a noise complaint.”
Clark nods frantically—barely a word past his lips before it hits him.
His whole body locks, like steel cables yanking taut. His head falls back, mouth open in a silent cry, and his cock explodes in your hand—thick, hot spurts of come spilling over your fingers, the couch, his stomach, everything. He comes so much it makes you moan at the sight of it, the smell of it, the obscene volume flooding your fist.
When it finally stops, Clark collapses back into the cushions, limp and trembling. His cheeks are flaming. Eyes glazed. Shirt soaked in streaks of his own come. His cock’s still hard, twitching gently against his belly, still leaking.
“Well,” you say, more casual than you feel. Your pussy aches between your legs, begging for a turn. “That’s definitely going in the article.”
Clark doesn't answer. He just drags you into his lap and stands before you can even grab hold of his shoulders. He doesn’t super speed the two of you to the bedroom, but it’s close.
You laugh the whole way down the hall.
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Later, after the sheets are damp and the room smells like sex, Clark kisses your shoulder and whispers, “So…when’s that article coming out?”
You smile sleepily, curling into him. His chest rises and falls under you with breath he doesn’t need, his hands draw shapes along your sweaty back.
A circle. A star. A heart. A figure eight. A heart. A heart.
“I think I’ll keep it off the record.”
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MINI NAT’S NOTE: thank you again for sending in this ask! i have the superman brain rot baaad and this is NOT helping it’s def making it worse but that’s okay that’s what i want! i need people to enable me! i was writing this fic in my head before the ask came in and i was like YES DONE and i wrote it and now we’re here. i hope you like it @polkadottprincess!
thank you so much for reading, love you!
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bluegiragi · 1 month ago
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something sweet.
early access + nsfw on patreon
this is fanart of "Cedar Beam, Pine Rafter" by joesoef, specifically Chapter 3 where these two knuckleheads finally get over themselves and kiss. "Cedar Beam, Pine Rafter" is one of the most heartfelt fics in the fandom, with such a sincere and thoughtful take on these two and their unending dedication to each other. It talks a lot about disability and is so empathetic and considerate of both Simon and Johnny in this new relationship of theirs, and I love it all to death. If you enjoyed this fic, please leave a nice comment and some kudos!!
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kingdomvel · 2 months ago
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Eddie coming out to Steve and Robin doesn't go exactly as he had expected it to go. He didn't know what he expected, but it was definitely not Steve going,
"Yeah, I know."
"You... know."
"Yeah man, you returned youngblood paused at 14:20, only people who like dicks and butts do that. It's almost at the start of the movie too, and I know you don't like hockey."
"I could have rented it for my uncle!"
Steve doesn't say anything.
"Do you always pay that much attention to where people pause their moves or are you stalking me specifically?"
Steve shrugs, "working gets boring, and it was important information about you specifically."
"why"
"I wanted to check if you would consider dating me, like I did with Vicky for Robin."
Eddie is grateful for Robin's gasp because he can't react to those words himself. This whole conversation had him completely out of the loop and now Steve wants to date him???
"You never told me you liked Eddie!" Robin exclaims. At least someone is as lost in this conversation as him.
"I did tell you," Steve answers matter of factly.
"When?"
"When I said 'those metallica guys are hot' and you said 'ew, they look like Eddie' and I said 'yeah'" Steve throws his hand up, like that's obvious.
"That's not saying anything!"
"Well, you said that you were jealous Tommy Thomson was looking at me and I got it from there, I thought this was the same."
Robin opens her mouth, closes it, embarrassed.
"Can we go back to you wanting to date me?" Eddie asks.
"Sure, now that it's out, do you want to come to mine tomorrow? If we count this as our first date we can make out tomorrow."
"That's not how that works," Robin says.
"It is now," Eddie says almost in a groan.
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paperclipninja · 1 year ago
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I swear trying to write smut feels like:
His hands were hands and then the fingers were in the hand and the hand was with the fingers and the fingers had the hand in the other hand then the fingers dragged to the hand with the fingers and it was hot
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gatoiberico · 13 days ago
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i'd like to think he practiced saying this for several hours beforehand
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softaestluv · 4 months ago
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Simon Riley who is just a little confused when he receives a drunk phone call from you one night, his sweet sergeant, hiccuping and giggling over your words— ‘Hi—Sir, could you come pick me up—up from the club? ‘m a little drunk.’
But he threw on his sweats anyways, was in his car without a second thought. Shoving random strangers out of the way as you clung to his bicep within minutes, trying his best not to push his arm deeper against your soft breasts and stomach.
When the two of you finally made it outside, he’s entirely too relieve to pry himself from your grasps, cool his burning skin in the fresh air. But when his focus finally drifts to your figure, scantily clad, irritation pulses his temples.
“Why the hell did’ya call me? You ain’t got any friends?”
You giggled, slurring over your words as you pushed to your tippy toes, leaning closer to his face, and crossing your hands behind your back.
“You’re my lieutenant, aren’t you? You’re supposed to take care of me.”
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i-will-write · 4 months ago
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The thing nobody tells you is that you can just write down that one scene you've been replaying in your head with no connections to anything. You don't have to wait until the plot get there or until you come up with the rest of the story around it that makes that scene makes sense. You can just write that one scene.
you are so right
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industrations · 7 months ago
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I recently re-read Beneath a Big Blue Sky by @eyra and this fic just brings me so much joy that i had to draw a little something for it.
If you haven’t read it go do so and leave a nice comment <3
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