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[coldwind-shiningstars]

I simply do not think it's a good idea to reblog posts about how to commit crimes. I know we joke about how nobody goes on tumblr and normies don't know it exists, and people are scared, but it seems really obviously a bad idea to reblog posts giving information on how to commit crimes

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Dean Obeidallah at The Dean's Report:

This Tuesday we will see a great deal of history made—but all of it is bad for the United States. That is when Donald Trump will give in essence a “State of the Union” address (SOTU) to a joint session of Congress. (Technically, this is not a SOTU given the speech is only two months into his first term--but everything about it will look and feel to viewers like the SOTU.) We know Trump’s speech will filled with lies, pro-Putin talking points and excuses for why inflation is up while consumer confidence and the stock market are down. We also know that history will be made as Trump checks the boxes for many firsts: 1. Trump will be the first convicted felon to deliver a SOTU. On May 30, 2024, a New York jury unanimously convicted Trump of 34 felonies for cheating in the 2016 election. This case was never about “hush money” as corporate media dubbed it but election corruption as Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg repeatedly noted. After the verdict, Bragg again reminded people of that stating, “Donald Trump is guilty of repeatedly and fraudulently falsifying business records in a scheme to conceal damaging information from American voters during the 2016 presidential election.” And Bragg’s office reiterated this point in their press release after the conviction noting, “Trump engaged in a scheme to corrupt the 2016 presidential election and went to extraordinary and illegal lengths to hide this conduct from the American voters and public.” Well, come Tuesday, that convicted felon will address a joint session of Congress—marking another dark first for our nation courtesy of Trump. 2. Trump is the first to address a joint session of Congress after being charged with crimes for attempting a coup to overturn a US presidential election. After Trump lost the 2020 election, we all witnessed Trump attempt to overturn the results and illegally remain in power. That is why on Aug. 1, 2023, Trump was charged with four federal felonies for crimes committed in pursuit of that illegal goal. The federal indictment of Trump returned by a grand jury reads bluntly: “Despite having lost, the Defendant was determined to remain in power.” From there, as detailed in the indictment, Trump “pursued unlawful means of discounting legitimate votes and subverting the election results.” However, the GOP controlled corrupt Supreme Court delayed the case to help Trump and then found Trump had immunity if his crimes were “official acts.” Before that determination could be made, Trump won the election and Special Counsel Jack Smith was forced by Merrick Garland’s DOJ to dismiss the charges given their internal rule that a sitting President cannot be prosecuted. 3. Trump is first person to deliver SOTU who incited a terrorist attack on the U.S. Capitol. As the Jan 6 congressional committee’s final report noted about the Jan. 6 attack on our Capitol: “The central cause of January 6th was one man, former President Donald Trump, whom many others followed. None of the events of January 6th would have happened without him.” We all know that. After losing the election, Trump radicalized his supporters with lies about the election being “stolen” and then instructed them to come to Washington, D.C. on Jan. 6 for a “wild” time. On that day, Trump incited the crowd knowing they were angry and many were armed with lines like: “The Democrats are trying to steal the White House. You cannot let them.” From there, he literally directed them to head to the Capitol to “stop the steal.” All of this is why Special Counsel Jack Smith stated that the Jan. 6 attack “was an unprecedented assault on the seat of American democracy” fueled by Trump’s lies that were “targeted at obstructing a bedrock function of the U.S. government--the nation’s process of collecting, counting, and certifying the results of the presidential election.”

[...] There are other firsts as well when Trump takes to the podium on Tuesday. He’s the first person to deliver the SOTU who had been charged with 31 counts of violating the Espionage Act as part of his classified documents case and the first adjudicated rapist. Add to that, Trump has the lowest approval rating of any past president in the modern era just six weeks into his second term.

Even though tomorrow night’s address isn’t technically a State of the Union, Donald Trump has the infamous distinction of being the first convicted felon and insurrection-inciter to give such an address.

As for me and all sane-minded Americans, I won’t be watching any of this divisive liefest coming from 47’s mouth, who ought to be in jail for his numerous crimes.

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

Jesse Duquette, The Daily Don

* * * *

The Trump indictment.

         On a day of non-stop coverage of the indictment of Donald J. Trump, less is more.

         Here are the facts that matter:

The people of the State of New York filed this Indictment against Donald Trump.

The indictment alleges 34 felony counts of falsification of business records.

The Manhattan District Attorney separately released this Statement of Facts. If you have time, read the 13-page document in full. It sets forth the essential facts and legal theories for everything that will transpire in the case of People of New York v. Donald Trump.

Important allegations in the Statement of Facts include the following:

         From August 2015 to December 2017, the Defendant [Trump] orchestrated a scheme with others to influence the 2016 presidential election by identifying and purchasing negative information about him to suppress its publication and benefit the Defendant's electoral prospects. In order to execute the unlawful scheme, the participants violated election laws and made and caused false entries in the business records of various entities in New York.

         [Michael Cohen] who then worked for the Trump Organization as Special Counsel to [Trump] covertly paid $130,000 to an adult film actress shortly before the election to prevent her from publicizing a sexual encounter with the Defendant. [Michael Cohen] made the $130,000 payment through a shell corporation he set up and funded at a bank in Manhattan. This payment was illegal, and [Cohen] has since pleaded guilty to making an illegal campaign contribution . . . .

         In a conversation captured in an audio recording in approximately September 2016 concerning Woman 1's account, the [Trump] and [Cohen] discussed how to obtain the rights to Woman 1's account from AMI and how to reimburse AMI for its payment.

         [Trump] directed [Cohen] to delay making a payment to Woman 2 as long as possible. He instructed Lawyer A that if they could delay the payment until after the election, they could avoid paying altogether, because at that point it would not matter if the story became public.

During a 58-minute appearance before Judge Juan Merchan, Donald Trump pleaded not guilty to all charges in the indictment.

Judge Merchan declined to impose a gag order, although he cautioned the parties to exercise restraint in making out-of-court statements. Trump promptly disregarded the judge's cautionary warning by making incendiary statements during an evening speech at Mar-a-Lago.

Judge Merchan set the next hearing in the case for December 2, 2023.

Discussion of the indictment.

         The indictment alleges financial crimes were committed to protect Trump's presidential prospects. The cover-up was part of a broad ranging “catch-and-kill” strategy that continued into Trump's first months as president.

         The indictment has provoked a torrent of criticism by legal commentators. Most of the criticism hinges on the fact that the underlying offenses of financial fraud are typically charged as misdemeanors. Here, they are charged as felonies. To leverage misdemeanors into felonies, New York must prove that Trump intended to commit other crimes.

         Alvin Bragg identified those other crimes during a news conference, which include:

tax fraud,

facilitating false statements by the National Enquirer's parent company (AMI),

violation of state election laws, and

violation of federal election laws.

         Most commentators focus on the difficulty of proving the last two crimes—violations of federal and state election laws. For example, one of my favorite legal commentators, Ian Millhiser, has annoyed me greatly with this article in Vox, The dubious legal theory at the heart of the Trump indictment, explained.

         Millhiser's analysis is as good as it gets—but I disagree. At the core of Millhiser's criticism is this:

Bragg has evidence that Trump acted to cover up a federal crime, but it is not clear that Bragg is allowed to point to a federal crime in order to charge Trump under the New York state law.

         Millhiser suggests that Bragg must prove a federal crime to prevail. Not true, entirely. Bragg can rely on uncharged state crimes—including violations of New York election laws and income tax violations, as Bragg said in his news conference. Moreover, as Millhiser concedes above, "it is not clear" whether an uncharged federal crime will suffice. The relevant New York statute says that a person is guilty of a felony under state law

when he commits the crime of falsifying business records [and has] the intent to commit another crime . . . .

         The New York statute refers generally to "another crime," not a "state crime" or a federal crime. Just "another crime." Millhiser says that ambiguity might get Trump off the hook. I doubt it. The statute is plain on its face. Trump will undoubtedly make Millhiser's argument, but I believe Trump will lose the argument.

         Okay, that's as deep as I will examine the legal issues. The issues are more complicated than I have described above, and there are other worrisome defenses (including the timing of the payments—all of which occurred after Trump took office).

Despite my disagreement with Millhiser, his analysis is excellent and cannot be easily dismissed. If you are interested in a deep dive into the alleged weaknesses of Bragg's case, Millhiser's article is an excellent resource. See also Mark Joseph Stern in Slate, Donald Trump indictment is not the slam-dunk case Democrats wanted.

         Although two of my favorite legal commentators are raising red flags, I think Bragg can convince the judge that the false financial records were part of a broad-ranging "catch-and-kill" strategy designed to violate state and federal election and tax laws. That should be enough to get the case to the jury.

Trump cannot appeal any pre-trial rulings, which means that if the judge denies the expected motions to dismiss, the trial will take place in the spring of 2024. By then, Trump should be defending two federal indictments and one from Georgia.

Robert B. Hubbell Newsletter

[maskedinstructor]

Black Education in America. Two(2) Systems of Education

We have learned of the 2 systems of education in America. One is the teaching and learning which we engage in  in school. Secondly. there is the instruction which we acquire from living in The United States of indoctrination. The latter, if not mastered at an early age could lead to our demise. This second,  but very important instruction, informs us of the things we must never do. The second system is designed to guide us in the ways of second class citizenship in America. Every Black American has an acute knowledge of this critical training. Some might not be totally aware from whence it came. Black people....WE just know. 

Kyle Rittenhouse is an American citizen in his teen years. a FEW YEARS AGO, ,he traveled to Kenosha, Wisconsin, driven by his mother, in his MISGUIDED attempt to quell the protests regarding the murder of George Floyd. He said later that he was there, the scene of his crimes, to aid the police. While there in Wisconsin, he killed two persons and wounded another with the rifle he carried with him. He was charged with intentional and reckless homicide and attempted intentional homicide. In addition, there was a misdemeanor weapons charge of nine months. On the charge of murder, Rittenhouse faced life imprisonment or 60 years for each of the homicide charges and 12 years for reckless endangerment.  Rittenhouse who is Caucasian was declared not guilty of all charges by the jury in his case.

In Georgia, Three men were charged with the murder of Ahmaud Arbery, a Black man. His crime was that he was jogging while Black. Mr Arbery was jogging in a residential area as was his custom. Three men followed him one evening and  tried to run him over with a truck. Eventually, they killed him. These three were not immediately charged although the entire community knew who they were. Even the police attempted to cover up the crime.. Finally, the men were arrested and were standing trial. The jury for this case was almost entirely white with only one Black juror. The judge in the trial agreed with the defendant’s lawyers after an explanation of the reasoning for their extremely bias selection. Kevin Gough , lawyer for the defendant, was quoted as saying that we (?) don’t want any more Black preachers coming down here to intimidate the jury. The three men charged with the murder are Caucasian. They were charged with murder, aggravated assault and an attempt to commit a felony. The Glynn County police was under indictment for concealing the video of the incident for months and not arresting the men for 3 weeks. Indictment was   brought against the District Attorney for attempting the cover up the murder. it was also discovered that one of the men charged, Greg McMichael, formerly worked in the office of the DA in Glynn County .Lawyer Gough continued his assault on the supporters of the Arbery family stating that the recent appearance of so many demonstrators at the trial is reason enough for declaring the matter a mistrial

In Texas, a man named Fries beat a Black cyclist into unconsciousness for riding his bicycle into his neighborhood. Mr. Fries, a white man was arrested and released on $100.00 bail...Are you getting me? Nowhere in the world have egregious violations of law and judicial conduct have been exhibited for all the world to see. That second education is all about white man’s justice. That favor has caused Black men to live in peril everyday of their life. Learn or die

[96thdayofrage]

A panel of three intermediate Texas appellate court justices heard arguments Tuesday afternoon in the case of a former Dallas police officer convicted of murdering a Black man after she entered his apartment under the apparent belief that it was her own abode. A jury convicted Amber Guyger on October 2, 2019, in the September 6, 2018 shooting death of Botham Jean. Now she’s asking the appellate court to throw out her murder conviction completely or, in the alternative, to replace it with a lesser charge which carries a softer penalty.

Guyger, who was off duty but was still wearing her uniform and carrying her service weapon, drove to the wrong floor of her apartment complex, walked down the wrong hallway, ignored an unfamiliar floor mat, failed to notice incorrect numbers on nearby apartment doors, opened a door that wasn’t properly locked, and failed to notice other differences before encountering a startled Jean inside. Guyger claimed she shot Jean when he came toward her instead of showing his hands as she commanded. She said she didn’t know she was in Jean’s apartment until after she pulled the trigger. Guyger is serving a 10-year sentence.

Guyger’s appeals attorney, Michael Mowla, told Justices Robert D. Burns, III, Lana Myers, and Robbie Partida-Kipness of the state’s Fifth District Court of Appeals that the Botham Jean shooting ended with “a horrific result, no doubt.”

Guyger was convicted as charged under two Texas murder statutes: Section 19.02(b)(1) and section 1902(b)(2). They read as follows:

(b) A person commits an offense if he:

(1) intentionally or knowingly causes the death of an individual; [or]

(2) intends to cause serious bodily injury and commits an act clearly dangerous to human life that causes the death of an individual.

Mowla launched a two-pronged attack on the conviction. First, he argued that the facts weren’t legally sufficient to give rise to a guilty conviction given Guyger’s assertion that she mistook Jean’s apartment for her own. Second, he said a lesser-included charge, criminally negligent homicide, was a better choice than murder. He asked the appeals justices to either vacate the conviction completely or to wipe away the murder charge and replace it with the negligent homicide charge.

What went unsaid during the appeals argument is that criminally negligent homicide carries a significantly lesser sentence. The charge Guyger preferred is a so-called “state jail felony” punishable by between 180 days and two years in prison.

Most of the oral arguments centered around the first assertion and Texas Penal Code § 8.02, which was not read to the jury at Guyger’s trial.

MISTAKE OF FACT.

(a) It is a defense to prosecution that the actor through mistake formed a reasonable belief about a matter of fact if his mistaken belief negated the kind of culpability required for commission of the offense.

(b) Although an actor’s mistake of fact may constitute a defense to the offense charged, he may nevertheless be convicted of any lesser included offense of which he would be guilty if the fact were as he believed.

“She would be guilty of murder,” Mowla admitted, but for “a mistake of fact.”

His brief to the court worded the argument this way:

The evidence was legally insufficient to prove beyond reasonable doubt that Guyger committed Murder because (1) through mistake, Guyger formed a reasonable belief about a matter of fact—that she entered her apartment and there was an intruder inside—and (2) her mistaken belief negated the culpability for Murder because although she intentionally and knowingly caused Jean’s death, she had the right to act in deadly force in self-defense since her belief that deadly force was immediately necessary was reasonable under the circumstances.

“The evidence shows she thought she was walking into her own apartment,” he told the justices in oral arguments heard remotely over videoconference software. “However, you have to consider all the circumstances surrounding what happened.”

The justices appeared unconvinced.

“Mr. Mowla, you’re overlooking the fact that Ms. Guyger testified she intentionally shot Mr. Jean,” Chief Justice Burns commented.

“I agree she did intentionally shoot Mr. Jean, because that was her intent . . . those are the facts of the case,” Mowla responded. “If she walked into her apartment, and there was an intruder in her apartment . . . she would have been entitled to use deadly force in self defense . . . my client, according to the facts, had a reasonable apprehension of danger when she walked into what she thought was her apartment.”

Mowla then recounted testimony which suggested others at complex, including an attorney, had also walked into the wrong apartment in the confusing complex where halls, walls, and doors looked substantially similar. Witnesses testified to hearing the loud voices of people who seemed “surprised” to see one another before the gunshots rang out.

“These facts have never happened before in Texas,” Mowla said.

Justice Myers suggested to Mowla that the defense was improperly mixing mistake of fact justification with self-defense claims.

Justice Partida-Kipness pressed Mowla on his assertions about Guyger’s intent. Mowla said Guyger did intend to kill Botham Jean, but that her defense was that she formed no guilty mens rea — or evil intent — because she thought she was in her own apartment.

“I don’t think you can reasonably state that, when you consider all the facts of the case, when you consider what happened, okay, that she had an evil intent when she walked into what she thought was her own apartment,” Mowla said.

He suggested that criminally negligent homicide under Texas Penal Code § 6.03(d) was more appropriate – for failure to perceive a risk.

“She shot Mr. Jean, causing his death — that’s undisputed,” Mowla said. “She didn’t pay close enough attention to her surroundings.”

Mowla said Guyger “missed basically four clues” that would have indicated she was in the wrong place.

Judge Tammy Kemp famously hugged Guyger and presented her with a Bible at sentencing.

Attorney Doug Gladden argued the case for the state. He rubbished the defense notion that mistake of fact applied to this case at all.

“This is a murder case, not a criminal trespass case,” Gladden said. “When Amber Guyger shot Botham Jean, she didn’t take someone else’s property. She took the life of a human being.”

“She pointed a gun at him; she intended to kill him,” he continued. “That’s murder. It’s not negligent; it’s not mistake of fact; it’s not justified. Amber Guyger murdered Botham Jean. This court should say so and affirm the trial court’s judgment.”

Gladden noted that the standard of review — the lens through which the appellate justices must view the case at this point in its legal trajectory — is not whether a jury could have agreed with Guyger, but rather whether a rational jury could issue a verdict against her. Here, he said, the jury was rational and convicted Guyger properly.

“Appellant says this case is about mistake of fact, but it’s not,” he said. “Mistake of fact is different. It says, ‘I didn’t commit the offense because, due to a mistaken belief, I did not have the culpable mental state.'”

In a murder case, the culpable mental state is intent: murder is the intentional or knowing killing of someone or the intentional causing of serious bodily injury which leads to death. Other crimes have other requisite mental states, such as recklessness and criminal negligence. And that’s a flaw in Guyger’s attorney’s logic, because here, she shot to kill. Gladden elucidated this point at length and in a manner which seemed to please the justices:

For murder, the mental state relates to the result of the conduct, that is, you have to intend to cause death or serious bodily injury. Appellant is saying her mistaken belief related to her reasonable belief that deadly force was necessary, but reasonable belief is not a culpable mental state. It’s a term that’s used in the penal code as a part of defensive issues and affirmative defenses. Specifically, in this case, self-defense requires you to have a reasonable belief that deadly force was immediately necessary. That’s not culpable mental state; it’s simply a defensive issue. There was no evidence in this case of any mistaken belief on appellant’s part that would negate her intent to kill Botham Jean. She never testified that she believed Botham was an animal, like a bear or a dog. She didn’t testify that she believed her gun was unloaded or that she had a taser instead of a gun. She didn’t believe the apartment was empty, or that Botham was wearing body armor, or that she was shooting blanks, or that she was aiming away from Botham. All she said was that she believed she was in her own apartment, and that doesn’t negate her intent to kill. So, this court has to decide whether mistake of fact was raised by the evidence in this case. This court has the responsibility to apply the correct law and to do so correctly.

Embedded within that argument is the notion that Guyger can’t legally mix mistake of fact and self-defense and come out with a win on the facts of her case. Gladden continued:

Mistake of fact wasn’t raised by the evidence. Since it wasn’t raised by the evidence, this court cannot write an opinion that both sets out a hypothetically correct mistake of fact instruction and correctly apply the law in this case. This court would be left doing what the trial court did, which is applying the wrong law and doing so badly — and saying that if the appellant reasonably believed that she was in her own apartment, then the jury would have had to acquit her. Even if the jury found that she committed murder and that it wasn’t justified, and that’s not the law. So that leaves self-defense as the only defensive issue raised by the evidence, and the standard of review matters for that because the question is whether any jury could’ve rejected the appellant’s self-defense claim. The only evidence of self-defense in this case came from appellant’s testimony. She said that she believed Botham was in her apartment, that she commanded him to show his hands, and he didn’t — and that he quickly moved toward her while saying, ‘hey, hey!’ But the jury can disbelieve any or all of a witness’s testimony, and if the jury didn’t believe appellant’s testimony, then there’s no other evidence of self defense . . . all the other evidence in the case contradicted appellant’s testimony. No one heard her give commands to show hands. Botham didn’t have pockets where he could have hidden his hands. The trajectory of the gunshot wound means that he wasn’t quickly moving toward her, and no reasonable person would have mistaken Botham’s apartment — with the red door mat, the backlit room number, the flashing red light on the lock, and the marijuana smell — as her own.

“So then there are the elements of the offense,” Gladden said with reference to the language of the murder statute. “Appellant intentionally caused the death of an individual. Appellant admitted that she was the shooter and the bullet in Botham’s body came from her gun. She intentionally did it. She admitted that she intended to kill Botham. She shot center mass; she shot him with a firearm — which is a deadly weapon — she shot at a downward angle, and she didn’t render first aid. She caused his death.”

“The evidence in this case is sufficient to prove the elements of murder and to reject appellant’s self-defense claim. Mistake of fact was not raised by the elements of this case. I would ask that this court court affirm the judgment of conviction,” he said.

The justices were silent through the entire state’s argument. In a break from standard procedure, where the justices ask questions as warranted, Gladden asked if the justices had questions.

After a few questions about Texas case law, Gladden said told the justices they “can’t shoehorn mistake of fact into a justification (self defense) claim.”

Justice Partida-Kipness concluded by complimenting Gladden’s “excellent written brief,” which she said was typed in a font which was “very pleasing on the eye” during her “late nights” spent reviewing work material.

Mowla, who reserved time for a rebuttal, declined to actually make one.

The chief justice and Justice Myers thanked both sides for “excellent briefs” and an “excellent presentation,” then said a written opinion would be forthcoming at a later date.

[avengerscompound]

A Little Convincing

A Little Convincing:  A Loki Fanfic

Buy me a ☕ Character Pairing:  Loki x F!Reader

Word Count:  2151

Warnings:  Smut (M|F, outdoor sex, vaginal sex, roughish sex), Superpowered Reader

Synopsis:  With the ability to set any living creature at ease, you are charged with keeping an eye on Loki when he and Thor move into the Avengers Compound.  You find a way to convince him that doesn’t involve your powers at all.

Special thanks to my muse @fanficwriter013

A Little Convincing

The large wolf nudged your shoulder and you looked behind you and rubbed his muzzle.  He moved his head down lower and you scratched higher on his head between his eyes.  It was odd.  You’d never come in contact with an alien animal before.  It was nice to see your abilities crossed planets.

The wolf’s owner glared at you and whistled, and the wolf pulled away and carefully stepped around the group that had gathered together, moving to his master’s side and earning a look of loathing from Clint Barton.

“This situation isn’t ideal,”  Steve said.  “I don’t think Loki likes it any more than we do, but Thor is Thor and if it will make him happy…”

“He mind-controlled me to murder my friends.  He tried to commit genocide… twice.”  Clint seethed.

“Yes, and who here doesn’t have blood on their hands, Clint?”  Steve asked.  “Thor said he’s changed.  We give him a chance and we keep an eye on him.”

“Oh good.  This will be fun.”  Loki said sarcastically.

“We’re really all okay with that just wandering around the compound?”  Natasha said pointing up at the large wolf.

“His name is Fenrir,”  Loki snarled.

“And he’s why I’m here right?”  You asked.

“That’s right.  We need to know he’s gonna stay on the grounds and not hurt anyone.”  Steve said, earning an eye roll from Loki.  Steve came over to you and spoke quietly.  “You think you can do it?”

“Mm-hmm…”  You hummed.  “Need a little bit of time, but he’ll agree.”

Steve pulled out a tablet.  “This is where Loki will be staying until his home is built.”  He said gesturing to a map on the screen, he moved his hand from the visitor’s accommodations to a spot near the tree line.  “We’re going to build out here so he has his own space.  You think you can show him around while you get to know the wolf?”

You nodded.  “Sure thing.”

“Alright, the rest of you with me.  Loki, behave yourself.”  Steve said and he and the other Avengers started to head off as Loki mock saluted.

Clint hesitated and looked at you.  “You gonna be okay?”

You nodded.  “Course I will.  I’m never alone.”

He nodded and followed after the others and you smiled at Loki.  “Okay, let me show you around.”

Fenrir jumped up and pounced forward wagging his giant tail and looking like a giant puppy.  Loki looked at him with his brow furrowed and then at you.  “He likes you.”

“He’s a good boy.”  You replied and start walking.  Loki followed after you while Fenrir bounced around beside you.

“Why?”   Loki asked.

“Why is he a good boy?”  You asked, confused.

“No.  Why does he like you?”  Loki asked.  “What did you do to him?”

“I win people over with the power of friendship.”  You joked.  “Relax and you can be my friend too.”

“I’m sure you think you’re very funny don’t you?”  Loki said.  “Tell me what you are doing to Fenrir.”

“Nothing.  I just have an affinity with animals.  I can communicate with them if they share a space with me long enough.”  You say.  “He just feels that.”

Loki didn’t say anything, so you just kept walking.  Fenrir calmed a little and began to nudge you a little.  You stroked his fur and then began to walk with your hand on his flank, sharing him the knowledge of the extent of the compound and how far into the forest he was allowed and making sure he knew that he wasn’t to attack people.

You reached the building that held the visiting dignitaries if any came to negotiate things with the Avengers.  “This is where you’ll be staying for a while until your home is built.”  You said.

Loki looked up at the building.  “And where does my brother stay.”

“He has a room in the Avengers’ ... uhhh for want of a better word - house.”  You said pointing over to the building that sat a little closer to the water nearest to the offices.  “I don’t know if that’s officially what it’s called.  But like… it’s the building that the Avengers live in.”

“The once king who had the run of a palace now has a room,”  Loki said.  You weren’t sure if he sounded pleased or angry about it.  “I suppose they do not want me with them.”

“I think that that is accurate.”  You said.  “These are nice though.  It’s like a bit like a hotel.  But a really nice one.  There’s a butler and room service.  The president stayed here once.”

“That is like your king?”  Loki said.

“Kinda, yeah.”  You agreed.

“I suppose it will suffice then.”  He said sounding bored.  “Where is it you stay?  With the Avengers?”

You snorted.  “Me?  Hardly.  I’m in the dorms.”

“Dorms?”  Loki asked.

“Yeah, I have a tiny room and I share a bathroom with a whole floor of people.”  You said.

Loki laughed.  “What could you have possibly done to deserve that?”

“Hopefully nothing.  I’m just new.  Gotta do the hard work and prove myself.”  You said.  “Did you want to take a look at your suite or go take a look at where they will be building?”

“Let us continue walking,”  Loki said.

You lead him away from the building toward the forest and Fenrir bounded ahead of you.  “They would really build me a house just to keep me apart from them?”

You shrugged.  “Clint I guess.  He didn’t seem happy.”

Loki scowled.  “Yes, well… that is understandable.  Being mind controlled is not something easily forgiven.”

“Then why did you do it?”

He looked at you and raised an eyebrow.  “Are you under the impression we are friends?”

You chuckled.  “Right.  Of course not.  You do you.”

“I shall,”  He said, though there was a slight playfulness to his tone.

You stopped at a clearing where some construction barriers were starting to be erected.  “So this is where they plan to build.  You are free to choose anywhere in this rough area if you have a preference.  Steve said if you had special requests to let me know and I’ll pass them along.”

“I need a way for Fenrir to get in and out.”  He said.  “A fountain with running water.  A library.”

“Okay.  I’ll pass it along.”

He turned and looked at you.  “Why do they make my lodgings like this?  Why not put me in the dorms with your kind?”

You laughed at his choice of words and he scowled at you.  “I don’t know, Loki.  I guess they want you to feel comfortable so you don’t cause trouble.  Or maybe they just like your brother so much they figure if you’re happy, he’s happy.”

Loki tapped his fingers on his leg and looked over the plot of land.  “Would that I were anywhere but here.”

“They’d put you in the raft if you weren’t here.”  You said.

He laughed.  “They are welcome to try.  But I meant the planet.”  He whistled and Fenrir bounded over.  He lay down at Loki’s feet and Loki climbed up onto his back.  He offered you his hand.  “Care to take a ride?”

You looked back at the main part of the compound.  You had followed Steve’s instructions and you weren’t sure if you were supposed to babysit Loki now or just return to him.  The lure of riding the giant wolf was a little too much though and you gave Fenrir a pat before climbing up behind Loki.

“Hold on tight, dear,”  Loki said as Fenrir stood.  You wrapped your arms around his waist and held on as the wolf bounded into the forest with the two of you on board.

You squealed with delight as he practically flew through the trees, sending other animals running and birds flying up into the air.  He stopped a small clearing where a clear pool sat, a small river that had branched off the Hudson passing through it.  Loki slipped off Fenrir’s back and offered you his hands, helping you to the ground.

The wolf began drinking the water in the pool and then rolled around in the dirt.  “He’s like a big puppy isn’t he?”

“I have never heard him described as such.”

You laughed and went over to Fenrir and rubbed his chest, playfully pushing on his as he rolled around with his tongue lolling out.

“This gift of yours is very strong,”  Loki said.  “Tell me, if you are to be an Avenger are you a goody-goody like them?”

You turned and looked at him, watching as he looked you up and down.  “If you mean am I a goody-goody like the playboy, the guy who committed several felonies, and the ex assassins,”  You tilted your hand back and forth. “I’m probably slightly less chaotic.  But you know, I’ll get up to trouble.”

“Mm,”  He hummed coming closer to you.  “Best to leave the chaos to the experts.”

You looked up at him and smiled.  “You would know about that I suppose.”

He chuckled and ran his fingers down your arm.  “I guess I would.”  He teased.  “So you’d say you might be up for some fun?”

“Loki?  Are you propositioning me?”  You teased back.  “You don’t even know me.”

“Not as dim as you look.”  Loki taunted.

You laughed and grabbed him pulling him down towards you, his lips crashed into yours and he kissed you hungrily.  You were vaguely aware that maybe this was a bad idea.  Not that you hadn’t had random hookups before.  Your powers worked in weird ways and sometimes people were drawn to you and sometimes the draw of something a little unknown and exciting was a lot.   This was Loki though.  It was most assuredly a mistake. But it was a mistake you were willing to make.  Because it was Loki, and how could you pass this up?

Loki pushed you back against a tree and grabbed your thigh, pulling you tight and grinding into you.  You gripped the bark of the tree and moaned into his lips as you felt him stiffen in his leather pants.  The bulge rubbed against your clothed cunt, making you wet with arousal as it sent a warm tingle out through you.

He turned you suddenly and pulled you against him, grinding his cock against your ass.  You leaned back against him and he kissed your neck, humming softly.  “Rogers did me a favor getting you to show me around.”  He growled softly as he pushed his hand into your pants.  He long spidery fingers began to run in tight circles over your clit.

“Steve’s a smart man.”  You gasped grinding back against his cock.

He chuckled darkly and bit your throat before shoving you forward.  You braced your hands on the trunk as he yanked your pants down and pulled his cock out.  “You want this bad, don’t you, darling?”

“Yes, Loki,”  You moaned.  “Give it to me.”

He thrust deep into you, shoving you forward.  You grappled for purchase on the tree trunk and he began to fuck you.  He was large.  His cock stretched and filled you more completely than anyone had before.  He didn’t allow you time to adjust, he just grabbed the back of your neck and began to pound into you.  His other hand wrapped around your waist and he rubbed your clit hard and fast, matching the snap of his hips.  It was all you could do to hold on for the ride.  Your body shuddered as heat coiled through you.  You didn’t know what it was exactly.  The situation.  Him.  Whether being out in the open added to the pleasure you were feeling or he was just really good at what he did.  It was good though.  You came apart around him, your legs trembly and your muscles clenching.  With a sudden cry, you came, shuddering on his cock.  He didn’t ease up though.  In fact, it seemed to spur him on.  He fucked you harder, pushing you against the tree as he pounded into you.  You gripped at the bark and for a second time you came, biting into your fist to smother the cry.

Loki grunted and pulled out and jerked his cock quickly, holding you in place as he came over your ass in hot ribbons.

You moaned and relaxed, panting for a moment, trying to steady yourself in your post-orgasmic haze.  Loki pulled a piece of cloth from the air and cleaned you up.  “There you go.”  He soothed helping you to redress.

“Damn.”  You sighed, as you fastened your pants.

“Mmm… that was quite fun.  I wasn’t expecting that.”  He said.  “Maybe it won’t be so bad here after all.”

“So you’ll stay?”  You asked touching his chest.

He nodded.  “I will.  Perhaps we can do that again at some point.”

You smirked.  “We’ll see.”

You went back over to Fenrir and rubbed his head as he snuffled at you as Loki looked you over.  Alien wolves and ice giants. Your powers seemed to work on all kinds.

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211 please! Any ship!

Notes: Thank you bubby! This actually helped me get out a slump lol, i really really hope you enjoy this fluffy mess and I would love to hear your thoughts!<3

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Annabeth is a fully fledged adult now, honest.

She subscribes to the New Yorker, listens to podcasts in the morning while getting ready for her crummy, right out of college internship in one of the most prestigious architecture firms in the city. She votes even in the primaries  and remembers to reload her metro card before it’s out and has even got a God forsaken schedule that she relies on like a lifeline.

All this to say, Annabeth had really once thunk that becoming an adult meant your life turns stale and your days become monotonous. But that was before she began boarding with three literal definitions of spitfires in a Bushwick apartment way too small for four girls, and way to run down for the countless prank wars waged between them and the boys across the way. 

Annabeth tries telling Piper this one Thursday afternoon while she’s loading her Nerf gun with the water balloons that Rachel’s preparing with such precision that it kinda terrifies Annabeth shitless, if she’s being frank.

“’s too late to surrender now Chase!” Piper bellows, cocking and then setting down the toy gun in a neat row  for the next to be prepared. “It’s about honor now.”

“Honor?” Annabeth repeats in a voice that’s flat enough to cut.

“They’ve won the last two rounds Annabeth,” Rachel tells her, point blank as she ties the next water balloon to be passed off, alabaster skin freckled with paint like always when she comes back from one of her classes. “They’re getting too big headed over this.”

“Yesterday Leo offered to buy me a latte! The little fuck.”

Annabeth’s fair brows knit  together, totally confused to Piper’s sudden flash of anger, but reckons that it would be impossible to understand the perceived slight even if she asked Piper to explain.

“You guys are off your rockers,” Annabeth informs them instead, flickers her gaze over to Hazel for some support from someone who is actually sane. She in turn only shrugs, endeared looking as she returns to her sketches. 

“Et tu Brute?”

“it’s fun,” Hazel says in her southern drawl, which Annabeth once thought was sweet because it reminded her of venturing outdoors in the Virginia foothills when she was a tot. Though now Annabeth has decided  that the accent is actually a ploy  to make her sound welcoming for her pray  before she killed them off. Knows it for a fact that she’s done it with that friend who visits enough that he’s practically living with the guys too, which obviously means he was roped into all this ridiculousness.

“You’re either with us or against us baby doll,” Piper winks Annabeth’s way, starts a new round of ammunition with Rachel. “This one’s for Mama Fisher in the stars!”

“Insane! Fucking insane! Annabeth repeats emphatically before storming out there apartment to grab the mail, suddenly feels accosted with unwelcome nerves when she steps into the elevator only to be met face to face with one of the aforementioned boys across the hall, the objectively good looking, but impossibly kind one.  All ebony locks and crooked grins and eyes the color of sea glass.

Oh fuck.

“Annabeth,” he crows, positively gleeful sounding, which only makes it so her cheeks begin to redden, and her chest contracts.

“Percy, hey how’s it been.”

“Fine,” he says with a one armed shrug, begins scratching the back of his head sheepishly. And God fucking damn it, he doesn’t also get to be cute! That’s not fair! “You headed to work?”

“oh, ah yeah, I mean just for some overtime. We got commissioned for this new thing in Germany of all places, and they kinda need all hands on deck.”

He whistles, low and impressed. 

“Why do I get the sense that they’d crumble without you?” He asks with a quirked brow.

“Because flattery is a great way to make friends,” Annabeth smirks, strolls out towards the back row of mail slots  to get the inevitable pack of bills and adverts that’s waiting for them.

“Oy, I take offense to that Annabeth,” he sniffs, leans against the wall besides her, one leg crossed over the other, effortless in the whole CW pretty boy with a mysterious past shtick he’s got working for him. An even more hilarious thought on account to Annabeth knowing how his ma sends him a basket of homemade, blue cookies every Sunday afternoon, and that he spends most of his free time protesting for action against  climate change with his best friend from literal childhood, a scruffy, adorable dork named Grover.

“Is that right?” She snorts as she shuffles through the letters, tosses away the offer for a free garden gnome from some Lady named Aunty Em, crams a  coupon for a free panty from Victoria’s Secret into her bra, and texts the group chat for Rachel to pick up a letter from her dad and Hazel one from her older brother. 

“Course,” Percy sulks, big eyes glittering a thousand shades of green that it kinda takes Annabeth’s breath away. “I thought we’ve been friends, at least for a while now.”

“You know what they say about assuming Perseus,” Annabeth snorts, hip checking him as she makes the track down to the nearest subway stop, at least a five minute walk. She totally is not utterly elated over the fact that he’s still walking besides her, dimpling down like there were no where else he’d rather be.

“You know I didn’t even think you could allude to curse words,” Percy guffaws, impossibly bright and impossibly real. “I thought you were too prim and proper for that sorta behavior.”

“Shut up seaweed brains,” Annabeth laughs, can’t help the smile that breaks her face in half whenever he’s around.

“No deadass Chase!” he defends, emphatic. “I even bet Jason that you were related to like Grace Kelly or some shit, that it’s like illegal in your familial bylines to present yourself as anything other than perfect in public.”

“You are such a pain in the ass.”

“Oh my God! You did it again! It’s like it’s  Christmas!”

Faux aggrieved, Annabeth rolls back her head in exasperation, eyes alone definitely not enough to emote the proper level of feeling.

“Hey don’t blame me,” Percy raises his hands in concession. “You’re the one who refuses to have fun, like you were a forty year old lawyer.”

Annabeth hikes up her brows, affronted. 

“i have fun!”

“Right,” Percy snorts. “I’m sorry babe but Friday night board games don’t count.”

“Those are fun Percy!” Annabeth argues.

“You wouldn’t know fun if it hit you in the face!” Percy insists, stopping outside the stairwell. 

“And what? Pelleting one another with water balloons like we were Freshman’s in college again, that’s fun to you I suppose?” Annabeth charges, glare firmly set and weight slung to her left hip.

“Why yes Grandma, it is,” Percy tells her, words hugged in a playful cadence that really could entice anyone to commit a felony with him. The bastard.

“You are a prick,” Annabeth informs him waspishly.

“And you don’t always gotta be so stressed. I mean I respect the hustle Chase, but you’re allowed to just chill once in a while, let down your hair and all.” 

“You couldn’t handle that,” she sniffs, pulls out her card to swipe. “If I actually tried me and the girls would ruin you fools.”

“Is that right?”

“Wipe the floor with you,” Annabeth assures.

“Well then, looking forwards to the challenge Chase,” Percy beams, softly tugs on her high pony before walking back to the apartments. It feels like a legion of butterflies are swarming down deep in Annabeth’s stomach over the small contact alone.

“Damn you Percy Jackson.”

.-

“Remind me again why you’re helping? Hazel asks for the third time that Saturday morning as the four sum are crowded around the makeshift map Annabeth had sketched out for them to follow, fully determined now.

“Shh,” Piper swats at her arm, as if physically trying to shoo the question away. “Annabeth we don’t care as long as you explain the plan just one more time.”

“Slower,” Rachel tacks on, gnawing on her thumb nail nervously. 

“Right, well just listen closer ladies, this is a one and done deal, okay?” She’s met by a chorus of nods before she repeats her game strategy, one where each girl takes one of the four main hotspots around the building, skulking in the shadows until the predicted guy ends up there, surprised and defenseless when met by the water balloons of doom.

“I’ve already casually told both Jason and Leo that my parents were throwing us a brunch up state, so they don’t even know that we’re here.”

“God Annabeth if I didn’t think it would ruin our friendship I’d kiss you right now,” Piper sighs dreamily.

“Focus that pretty little head McLean,” Annabeth instructs, elbowing her side caustically. “You’re position is by the gym, Jason always goes there Saturday afternoons cause he thinks it makes it alright for him to get plastered that night.”

“You’re fucking a nerd,” Rachel tells Piper and both Annabeth and Hazel can’t help but nod along.

“No judgment zone!” Piper demands petulantly.

“Whatever,” Annabeth waves her off.  “Hazel you’ll be in the front, waiting for Frank to  come visit, and Rachel you’ll be waiting in the garden area where Leo comes to build one of his freaky gadgets.”

“Totally, you can count on me babe.”

“And what about you Annabeth?” Hazel asks.

“I’ve got Jackson,” Annabeth tells her, tone mock grave as she cocks her own toy weapon determinedly.

“So sexy,” Piper marvels.

.-

Their building rents out a corner on the bottom level to a small bistro with friendly smiles and tasty enough brew that it keeps them coming back. It’s where Annabeth and Percy had first met when he had moved in with the others nearly six months ago. It’s also the first place Annabeth heard his laughter, and where Percy listened when she went on a tirade about her crazy parents and their crazy expectations and how sometimes she just needed space away from all of it. It’s where Percy told her that his mother is the most important person in his world and how he thought he never cared what his father thought of him until he had to make a decision on what he’d major in, and of course he followed in Poseidon’s footsteps. It’s where they stayed up late trading stories about their complicated childhoods and dreams for their futures and the place that Annabeth knew for sure that if she let herself, she really could fall for Percy. For the candor in his brilliant  eyes. For the pretty smile he sports for the sake of his loved ones over himself, and for  the conviction in his beliefs.

Annabeth tries not thinking of any of that when she crouches down deeper in the dark nook behind one of the decorative plants as Percy gets up from his table, tossing out his latte and shouldering his work bag.

It’s now or never.

The moment Percy steps through the threshold Annabeth pounces up and aims. What she doesn’t expect is for him to keel over to block her, and instead of hitting his insanely chiseled pecks, the water balloon hits straight in his face. Close enough and hard enough that the water suddenly darkens to red, mixing with the blood pouring out his nose.

“Holy shit!” Percy cries, pinching his nostrils shut.

“Oh my God!” Annabeth yells, frantically grabs for a pile of napkins from the counter besides her— toppling over a mess of straws and sugar packets in her wake— and then dashes over to press them into his grasp. “I’m so so sorry! I didn’t in my wildest dreams imagine that would happen! I swear!”

Annabeth expects at least for Percy to bemoan the injury, but instead she’s answered by a frankly terrifying boom of cackles.

“Percy? Have you cracked? Did I knock your brains out permanently?”

“When you said you’d ruin us, I didn’t think you’d literally cause physical harm Chase,” Percy retorts, still fighting down bubbles of laughter.

“You’re manic,” she pouts, long suffering.

“And you’re terrifying.”

“Bet it works for you though,” she preens, can’t help but be boastful over the way a blush touches  the tops of his cheeks.

“Talk about adding harm to humiliation,” Percy grouces. 

“Poor baby,” Annabeth mock croons, thinks that today actually might turn out pretty amazing.

.-

She brings him upstairs to properly clean off the blood from his face and to come up with the conditions with at least a temporary truce, definitely not so she can finally trade a totally thrilling snog with him in privacy.

“You drive a hard bargain Chase,” Percy tells her, settling into the sofa as Annabeth unfolds her game of monopoly for them, having proclaimed that it’s a perfect time for her to prove how much fun board games can be.

“Oh hush,” she cuffs him on the back of the head playfully. “You’re just mad I won.”

“More like you committed battery,” Percy contends, pouting moodily, is only consoled when Annabeth leans forwards to kiss him again.

“You looked pretty bleeding— Oh God! Did I just say that out loud?”

Percy dissolves into a peals of laughter once more, and Annabeth tries her damndest to melt into a puddle right on spot.

“I can’t believe I’m so into such a maniac,” Percy tells her, eyes and smile glittering.

“SO rude,” Annabeth sniffs, arms crossed against her chest. 

“But accurate Chase.”

Annabeth doesn’t bother to argue anymore because Percy’s already slanted their lips against one another again, and he’s doing this insane thing with his tongue that it makes her toes curl.

Yeah, today turned out amazing indeed. 

[jaehyeonsgf]

Hey babe, I love your scenarios they’re amazing, I come to your blog to see if you’ve posted. Can I request a scenario with Jaehyun 17, 12 and 24.

12 : “whatever you have to say about me, say it to my face”

17 : “its like you’ve made it your sole mission to annoy me”

24 : “don’t underestimate me”

a/n : highkey wanted to write another fratboy!jaehyun, but I opted for idol!jaehyun and photographer!reader. hope you enjoy and thanks for your support :> it means a lot to me

warning : smut

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Landing a placement in SM Entertainment as a photographer meant that you’d have a stable income for the next few months, but it also meant that you find yourself in the company of a certain arrogant ass more often than you’d like.

Jaehyun is the hottest model currently and is making leaps and bounds in the k-modelling world, famously walking in the New York Fashion Week show, and he knows it. He knows that he is a big deal and he’s aware of how a single smile leaves a flutter of girls at his feet – that explains his bigger-than-his-wardrobe ego.

You wonder what would the public think of him if they saw what actually goes on behind the scene. They say that you should never meet your celebrities. That if you do, you’ll realise that they are nothing more than rich snobby kids, put together by absurdly expensive clothes, and that their personalities are nothing more than printed words, editing and a façade. You think that that is an accurate depiction of the contrast between the man you see in giant posters or interviews on The Late Late Show and the man that stands in front of your camera.    

You come to the conclusion that before any fragments of Jaehyun’s true self reaches the masses, his management will be willing to drop large sums of money just to keep it all under wraps.

The fact doesn’t disappoint you that much, you’ve already gotten used to the reality. It simply means that you’ll have to suffer under his reign silently for the foreseeable future, or at least the end of your contract with his management.

It doesn’t stop you from bickering with him when he acts up though.

“B-but I thought you said these were okay to use!”

“That was a week ago but right now, I don’t think that they don’t look good enough,” Jaehyun calmly answers, his eyes never leaving his phone screen. He continues to swipe through his Instagram feed and it does more to further annoy you.

You roll your eyes. You had pulled two all-nighters, editing photos from a Harper’s Bazaar Korea photoshoot, only to have it been rejected by him.

“Don’t you know how long I’ve worked-“

“You say that as if my job is that easy,” he quickly shuts you up.

You acknowledge that it’s not easy to stand in front of a camera and look as good as he does. There’s a reason that you chose a life behind the camera instead of in front of it. It doesn’t stop you from showing every trace of annoyance you have on your face.

His eyes glance up at you in the mirror and at the sight of your furrowed eyebrows and tight lips, the corner of his lips raises into a smug look. He takes your silence as answer.

“Great. So I don’t see any problems with you choosing another set of photos and have them done by… Wednesday,” he arches a sculpted eyebrow up.

You open your mouth to argue that two days aren’t enough. His eyebrow arches further up.

You sigh and brace yourself for another sleepless night.

The next time you see Jaehyun, it’s at another photoshoot and you have half a mind to commit a felony right there and then. It doesn’t help that his stylists had all rushed down to MNET to help out a group of newly debuted group, leaving you all alone with him in a luxurious hotel room.

You wonder where did the professional model go because for whatever reason, Jaehyun is simply not delivering enough. Usually a few prompts are enough to get the shots of Jaehyun you needed – thanks to how his expression, gaze and posture all coming together in the perfect union. It’s one of the few perks of working with Jaehyun, shoots are usually shorter and easier to coordinate.

But not today.

Today, he’s no where near half his usual capability. Today, his concentration is fixated on something else, rather than his job. Today, you predict, will be the day he finally pushes you off the edge.

“Soften your gaze,” you demanded through clenched teeth for the third time in a row.

The gaze he gives you is instead one of frustration.

“Y-you know what, let’s just take a break,” he breathes out, lifting a hand to run it through his hair, only to stop midway when he realises that his stylists aren’t around to help him position each strand in its perfect position. His hand forms a tight fist as he lowers it.

You frown. The both of you only have the room for the next two hours and the fact that you haven’t exactly taken pictures – well, at least not pictures that can be published – bothers you.

“We can’t stop just ‘cause you aren’t feeling it, Mr. Hotshot,” you say.

“It’s not like we’re getting any work done anyways,” he throws you a pointed look, as if to toss the blame on you. And, as if his point isn’t clear enough, he chooses to add in, “Don’t underestimate me. The only reason I’ve gotten here today is because I’ve never taken a single day off.”

Your eyes widen in the rage. Who does Jung Jaehyun think he is? Who does he think he is to cast the blame on to you, when it’s clearly his fault? It annoys you to no end that he actually thinks that you’re the one screwing it up.

Yet you choose not to retaliate. At least you try not to. You breathe and set your camera down on the nightstand, trying desperately to stay calm. Your best friend had shared with you a breathing technique that was supposed to work wonders to calm yourself down and you try it. You recall the instructions and breathe in, holding it for a moment, then letting it go.

Still, it doesn’t stop you from mumbling under your breath, “It’s as if you’ve made it your sole mission to annoy me. It’s not even my fault.”

You hadn’t mean for Jaehyun to hear it, but he does. And it flips a switch within him and in one deft movement, he has you back against the soft white bed and pinned under him.

“Whatever you have to say about me, say it to my face,” he almost growls out.

Getting what he wants isn’t a matter of privilege, rather it was a given. More of a right than a blessing. His status meant that everywhere he went, there’ll be crowds of people following him around, taking pictures of him as he goes through his day. His popularity doesn’t end with the masses. Modelling agencies from all over the world are pining for him to sign contracts with them. So, it comes as no surprise when people start doing things just to please him, just to gain his favour.

Still, he can’t deny the surge of satisfaction he gets when he manages to force his way through life. And he feels it, looking down on your blushing face and eyes fixated at the window beside the bed, rather than him.

It is then that you make the mistake of tearing your eyes away from the window. Because when your eyes meet his, something dangerous transpires.

You gulp visibly and remind yourself. He is… a client.

It doesn’t stop you from kissing him back when he places his lips against yours. You sigh against his lips and relaxes your body. The kiss starts out slow but then it isn’t. It becomes clashing teeth and rough tongues that speaks of desperation.

He is a client but God, if you aren’t excited for what’s in store. It’s been awhile since you’ve last were intimate with anyone. That isn’t to say that you didn’t have your chances, the chances were there but you just refused them. Your mind was simply too preoccupied with Jung Jaehyun and his lists of unreasonable demands to do anything else – sex included.

You bend one knee up, slotting it between his legs, feeling the growing erection. You’re rewarded with a lustful moan. It sends shivers down your spine but you refuse to acknowledge just how angelic it sounds next to your ears. Instead, you lift one arm up, snaking it behind Jaehyun’s neck and up into his hair. They aren’t smooth or soft because of the amount of hair product in them, but it doesn’t stop you from tugging on it. Your other hand quickly undoes his button up shirt.

His hands don’t leave you alone either. He steadies himself using one hand to grip on the headboard, as the other slips under your shirt. His warm touch is enough for you to elicit a hiss into the kiss. His hand is everywhere, from your waist, to your hips and rests against your ribcage, caressing your skin.

“Your clothes,” he says when he pulls away from you.

The both of you are breathless and you just know that your lips are swollen red. You push him upwards, so that he is sitting on his knees and you’re sitting upright. It takes only a brief moment before you’ve gotten rid of your top and your pants, leaving you in a mismatched black laced bra and a white silk panty. He takes the opportunity to work on his own pants, quickly pulling it off so that he’s in his boxer briefs.

Within moments, both your bodies are again pressed up against each other. His lips wander across your jawline and works down your neck.

“Wait- Oh god…” You exhale shakily and turns your head one way to give him access to your neck. “Don’t-I’m!” you try to warn him about how sensitive you are along your neck but Jaehyun gets there first with his soft lips.

Your soft mewls encourage his smug smirk and he decides to treat you by generously littering patches of red and purple down your neck and on to your chest. You know that they’ll bruise tomorrow but you don’t care enough to stop him.

Then his body leaves yours again and, this time, you let a whine out.

“Hold on, baby doll,” he comforts, using the side of his index finger to lift your chin up so that you’re looking at him.

He uses his index finger to split apart your lips and in an act of seduction, you lick his finger. The act catches him off-guards but he lets you have his hand. You take his index and middle fingers into your mouth, slightly hollowing your cheeks as you suck on them, playing with them using your tongue.

There’s something at the sight of you with saliva dripping down your chin and mouth full of his fingers that turns Jaehyun on even more. So, he removes his fingers and, instead, pulls down his boxer briefs, letting his fully erect length spring free. You let out a shaky breathe when you see his size. He aligns it to your swollen lips.

“Suck on this instead.”

You get on your knees and obediently swallows him into your mouth. You feel his length hit the back of your throat and a single tear rolls out your eye. You steady yourself, one hand on his hips before bobbing up and down, letting him complete destroy the back of your throat. He doesn’t try to control his moans and it’s soon that your name is bouncing off the walls, punctuated with the occasional hisses.

It made you feel good that the Jung Jaehyun is at your mercy. This lasts for a mere moment because without warning, his hand is gripping a fistful of your hair, shoving his dick down your throat making you gag from the unexpected move. Your voice is muffled by his cock and he doesn’t notice how badly he is wrecking your throat.

Your salvation comes the moment he pulls out and orders you to get on your hands and feet. You obey, sticking your ass high up in the air. This is the moment that you’ve been waiting for.

“You’re so wet for me baby doll,” he breathes against your warm core as he pulls your panty off of you.

A whine leaves your lips because you know the exact smug expression he has on. “H-hurry up.”

“Impatient,” he comments but is quick to reach over to, what you think is, his wallet.

But your hand flies out, stopping him. You’re already dripping in desperation and the longer you waited, the more it felt like torture. “Don’t… I’m on the pill.”

The way lust rolls off your tongue is enough to stop Jaehyun and his grin widens upon hearing the fact. It takes him less than a second before he slides himself in you and it makes a sinful sound.

It’s been a while and you’ve totally forgotten how amazing it is to feel completely filled. You sigh in pleasure. Jaehyun makes an equally loud moan, fingers lightly digging into your hips. The pleasure of your walls clenching so goddamn tightly around him is enough to overwhelm him and he almost comes, but controls himself. He steadies himself, letting you adjust to his length. It’s only when you desperately started grinding down on him that he starts thrusting into you.

He reaches forward and pulls your head back by your hair and his other hand reaches forward and grips tightly around your throat. He wastes no time and starts moving his hips, with each thrust comes quicker than the next.

In a blur of strained moans, desperate whimpers and gasps, Jaehyun keeps up with the brutal pace and nothing stops him. Not even as you came undone under him, shaking and shivering, yelling at him to stop, only for the moans and whimpers to completely fill your throat. Quickly after your first orgasm, the overstimulation builds up your second orgasm and this time, the knot is wound tighter. It only when you feel him coming into you that it snaps, bringing you into your second orgasm. Even then he doesn’t stop, until his creamy white cum seeps out of your drenched pussy.

He pulls himself out of you, taking a moment to take it just how absolutely ravaged you look. Hair in a mess, eyes glossy with tears, cheeks and chest flushed, your lips are slightly parted and there’s saliva leaking out of it, and the way his cum overflows out of you. It almost enough to get him in the mood for round two.

But it’s been a while for him too and he’s tired. So, instead he collapses beside you. You’re panting and take a moment to catch your breath.

But the camera by the nightstand is a reminder to yourself, the purpose of your visit to the hotel. And you pick it up, carelessly snapping away photos of Jaehyun, with his hair in a mess and his shirt unbuttoned. He lets you.

And when those photos finally come out, a month later, it surprises you that the public enjoyed the look almost as much as you do. So much so that his stylists don’t question why his hairstyle is different and why his lipstick has turned much redder.

Jaehyun invites you over to his house that night to celebrate its success – this time you make sure that your lingerie matches.

[cvrsair]

ben barnes, thirty - three, jean - luc de guise. ❝ ⤚⟶ FLORENCE, 1455. thanks is given by the LORD OF GUISE & CORSAIR, RET. ADMIRAL JEAN - LUC ( LUC ) DE GUISE, from FRANCE. they are at best AUTONOMOUS, and at their worst INSURGENT. whilst sojourning in florence, their ambition is to ACT AS AGENT TO HIS SISTER, GATHERING PARAMOUNT INFORMATION IN WHICH SHE CAN USE TO HER ADVANTAGE. HE seems to remind everyone of BEN BARNES & LUNGS SO DROWNED BY THE SEA THAT THEY ROT AND BLEED SALT VISCERA / THE TIDE POST THE RUINOUS STORM ; ITS ICED WINDS WHICH FROST THE HELM. ❞

I. ━━ OOC.

it’s  holland  here  for  round  ii,  ft.  chaotic  bisexual  pirate.  as  usual,  you  can  find  me  at  𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝#0518  for  all  your  plotting  purposes  !

II. ━━ STATISTICS.

FULL NAME :  jean - luc ( luc ) de guise.

TITLES :  

lord de guise, admiral of the royal fleet. ( past )

lord de guise, ret. admiral, corsair of france and aragon. ( present )

BIRTHPLACE :  guise castle, guise county, france.

AGE :  thirty - three. born october 31st, 1422.

LANGUAGES : french, english, latin, spanish, portuguese, italian, turkish, russian, german, croatian, etc. if the language exists, it's safe to bet he can speak it if not understand enough to proficiently function, his life on the seas taking him to ports throughout the world, picking up crewmen from each of these areas as he went as well as his time as admiral with the royal fleet / interactions with those on trade routes. another note, although from france, his accent has become a muddled mix of regional intonations, making those of new introductions hard to place him.

DYNASTY / HOUSE :  house de guise, cadet branch of house lorraine.

MOTHER & FATHER :  thérèse d'anjou ( princesse du sang ) & jean - bastian de guise ( 10th duke of guise ).

SPOUSE :  n/a.

ISSUE :  unkown if existing.

SIBLINGS : jeanne marguerite de guise ( princess of asturias ), jean - henri de guise ( 11th duke of guise ), and jean - rene de guise ( chronicler's apprentice ).

OTHER :  wife of jean - henri and the children of jean - henri ( son, daughter, son ). royal house of anjou ( maternal cousins ). royal house of trastámara ( sister married into ). royal house of braganza ( kin to house trastámara ).

ZODIAC :  scorpio.

RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION :  atheist ( though family raised catholic ).

ORIENTATION :  cis - male, bisexual, demiromantic.

PERSONALITY TYPE :  entj, the commander.

VICES :  brutality, murderous, pride, thieving, wrath.

VIRTUES :  autonomy, daring, dauntlessness, perceptiveness, resilience.

FACECLAIM :  ben barnes.

HEIGHT :  6’4.

RECOGNISABLE FEATURES :  dark brown hair, appearing black unless in sunlight. eyes are classified as onyx. his physique ( mesomorph ) bears a plethora of scars from various ordeals including naval battles, raids, and generalized war. a more prominent mark, however, is a scar through his left brow, ending beneath his eye. && a variety of stick ink tattoos ( including the mark of the armada ) obtained from foreign travels, most notable being a kraken on the left side of his chest with its tentacles enveloping the length of his arm.

REPUTATION IN FLORENCE :  a once honored and reputable admiral, many often held high praise upon their tongues. but he's fallen far, if you ask around, a captain with a villainous crew. the world wants to know : what noble would commit self - exile ? the rumors are vast regarding luc's occupatianal deviance ( nightmarish && murderous tales which keep most from sea ), stories purloined from foreign crews spreading like wildfire throughout countries && their cities, scorching everything in their obliterating wake. a wanted man of known ferocity, many blank when met with his undeniable charm ; when the facade is called for. they want the truth of the corsair, and perhaps a glimpse aboard his notorious ship, the night spire.

WANTED CONNECTIONS :  details uc. though due to his travels and time at various ports, it's easily plausible to have met him, though whether it was an amicable greeting is to be discussed. some ideas also include him having been hired for assassinations, raids, naval assistance, carry or retrieve letters / goods ( legal or illegal ) somewhere for a price, including the smuggling of an individual if need be. one night stands as he's gone beore the sun rises, etc.

III. ━━ PERSONALITY.

colossal leviathan ; you concave a vessel’s hull and send its crew to the depths of tartarus. the sirens laments are sung about you, immersing wayward sailors with mortal kiss meant for you. kraken souled, you are truly poseidon’s son, cells infused by salt, heart constricted by seaweed. blackguard ; wolfish and severe, you smirk when they sneer ‘ pirate ‘. morals displaced, you are no longer the courtly image of lord or admiral. ornamented uniform exchanged for onyx attire, smooth jaw now scruffed, you are a masquerade wanted among territories ; devoid of honorific to place alongside their bounties. the love you bear only extends to sister and dual black pharaoh hounds, cetus && scylla, your heart damaged, oozing black tar for all you’ve lost. in the name of familial espionage, you execute men whom once served you. there is a part of you which desires the past, which wishes to begin anew. but you are far too mature for such fledgling fantasies. this is the life you’ve been damned, and you are prepared to burn.

IV.      ━━  SYNOPSIS.

born october 31st, 1422, in the county of guise, france, both matriarch and patriarch were rapturous at the birth of subsequent son. quintessential spare, luc fell beneath his mother’s stern reign far more than he did his father, the man’s enterprising focus residing with his eldest brother, aspiring duke. dutiful matriarch often waged war with an adolescent luc, swiping blood from his brawling fists whilst servants purged vermillion stained garments. requiring discipline for her youthful rogue, luc was consigned to militaristic cousins, whereas his parentage forged devotions, anticipating their son’s glorious future within martial prowess. sixteen when presented to the royal armada, it was here luc met raphael, a privateer admiral for the crown whom took part in felonious trade, among other illicit acts upon anarchic seas. with such a blackguard as diligent mentor, the man inspired luc’s insurgent tendencies, instructing him in arts of loyalty and deceit ; arming him with the necessary trappings of a taciturn outlaw. yet to the public eye, he was a respected lieutenant of the royal fleet, worthy of promotion to admiral, which he helmed by his early twenties. expert mariner, luc harbored merciless yet proficient notoriety, not once having lost a vessel or crewman during naval battle. he was content upon uncharted seas, reveling in his self - proclaimed liberation and willingness to perish across oceans. then came a day where the admiral was charged with raphael’s arrest, the insidious captain’s treasonous acts having been overturned by spies. his mendacious mentor turned father figure had even ignited trade wars, costing the crown voluminous funds as well as strategic turmoil, their once trusted captain having auctioned the province’s secrets. his hand forced, luc sailed to apprehend him, and was greeted by naval warfare. privateer warships opposed foreign corsairs, the result a mass of fragmented hulls and buoyant carcasses. amidst these deaths were raphael and luc’s undisclosed lover, a marauder captain whom he’d initially met off the coast of aragon, raiding france’s commerce vessels ( it is said he nearly drowned searching the watery depths for a body ). shadowing this tumultuous point was his beloved sister’s arranged marriage, the sole piece of family he cherished. in doing so, he followed her into exile ( conspiring espionage in the process ), ultimately becoming  a retired admiral turned corsair captaining an entirely black ship dubbed the night spire.

V.      ━━  STATE OF AFFAIRS.

unwed and without known issue, the lord of guise was betrothed only once in his life. a potential union which was terminated by luc’s own doing, it brought a brief yet potent wave of disgrace upon his noble household. worse than this were eventual rumors of a deceased lover ( gender varying dependent on rampant tongue ) in which was a cause of the admiral’s chosen retirement, said to have begun to forsake his duties upon witness of their death. uninterested in the pursuit of relation, various beds are often shared once, then exchanged for the twilit company of another. religion has never held a place within his life, whatever god - fearing instillation meaning to be acknowledged having submerged itself beneath salt water. all sense of allegiance lies with his sister, recently anointed princess of asturias, as well as with his vessel’s libertine crewmen.

[bisiji3]

Abortion is also called interruption of pregnancy, induced abortion,

or Intentional termination of pregnancy.

The act of removing or causing the death of the fetus,

in China,

people generally don’t discuss anything about bioethical issues such as abortion.

Many people have voluntary abortion in the context of the one-child policy,

or are forced to obtain abortion by relevant authorities.

In many countries (especially in Western countries), abortion is very controversial.

The main issues are about morality, religion and female's physical autonomy.

From a Buddhist viewpoint,

abortion is equivalent to killing an Arhat.

Arhats are the Buddhist practitioners of Theravada Buddhism.

They cut off all desires

in order to purify themselves and obtain the fruits of karma.

Because the fetus is in the abdomen,

it makes everything impossible to connect with the evil.

The fetus is considered as a completely pure life,

that’s why the Buddha includes the killing of a fetus as the five felonies in Buddhism,

which is the heaviest crime violating the Buddha dharma,

and the criminal must have eternal suffering in hell.

Those who have abortions will suffer not only in hell after death,

but severe illness and shortened life as karma during the lifetime.

Indeed,

many women cannot get rid of physical and psychological trauma after the abortion.

Abortion often becomes an indelible scar in life.

Some people get all kinds of diseases after abortion.

Even if they might not be sick,

their guilt and pain,

or the suspicious feelings

are comparable to the torment of hell (Master Xin Wu)

The negative karma of abortion:

Fertility difficulties.

Discord between wife and husband.

Inexplicable fight and quarrel.

It becomes easier for both people to lose their minds,

or even marital breakdown occurs.

Children are not filial.

Children scream and cry without any reason.

Always hear a voice saying,

‘’Go to hell!’’

This is the voice from the life of another dimensional space and time.

Poor health

with various diseases

which are hard to get cured.

Physically and mentally painful.

Work doesn’t go well.

No luck in making money.

The loss of good fortune.

The eminent monk's instructions for the karma of abortion.

Master Xin Wu stated: the common consequences of abortion include

Infertility

Miscarriage

Stillbirth

Ectopic pregnancy

Bleeding and infection

Exhaustion

Shock and coma

Uterine perforation

Peritonitis

Intense pain

Loss of body organs

Insomnia

Anorexia

Reduced work capacity

Very nervous

Breast cancer

If the fetus holds a secret grudge,

after the reincarnation,

it will revenge in various sorts of way,

such as killing, wounding, cheating, robbing, insulting...

People often get murdered, injured or suddenly lost control of their consciousness

or have the desire to kill someone else accidentally or inexplicably,

it’s all because of the karma.

Khenpo Sodargye: Abortion is almost as five kinds of evil acts leading to rebirth in the unremitting hell.

People in ancient times are more innocent.

Natural fertilized.

They also love their family and flesh and blood.

People seldomly had abortion or committed infanticide.

According to the text on Buddhist scriptures,

killing the fetus is almost equivalent to committing five kinds of evil acts leading to rebirth in the unremitting hell.

The burden and worry of people in modern society became heavier and heavier.

People don’t follow the instructions of the ancient sages anymore.

They don’t know restrain selfish desires.

They are full of evil ideas,

and complicated social problems.

Mater Lu Hui: Abortion is killing

For the pregnancy less than 49 days,

when the abortion is made, it is equivalent to the inferior homicide.

For the pregnancy of more than 49 days,

And when the abortion is made, it is equivalent to superior homicide.

Those who take the five precepts or bodhisattva precepts are considered as breaking the fundamental precept.

This is a serious killing.

Be careful.

Don’t have any abortion!

Spirits that are reborn as the children of their parent

mean that their destiny is tightly connected.

If the mother has been pregnant for several months

and tries to use induced abortion to remove the child,

that child might become an infant spirit

staying with their parents

until their destiny with their parents comes to an end that they will go to reincarnation.

Induced abortion is to end a life that will have been born.

It will make a bad bond.

And it will have a bad influence on parents themselves!

Master Xuan Hua: Abortion and intractable diseases

I would like to give a piece of advice to everyone.

Keep the morality of husband and wife relationship.

Don't divorce.

Take good care of your children,

and make the family happy.

And the country will become peaceful accordingly.

In addition, I want to persuade everyone not to have any abortion.

Think about it.

A life that hasn’t yet been born

became the revengeful spirit asking for people’s life.

Desperate ghosts everywhere,

do you think the society will be peaceful?

These ghosts need people who are not greedy and had religious practice to achieve the reincarnation.

It is hard to get rid of infant ghosts.

Extremely difficult.

Sins and karma are everywhere.

Can you say you want a peaceful life in this situation?

The problem of abortion is very serious.

So many intractable diseases in the world today

are mainly because of abortion.

The unborn life might think: You made me die so early,

so I won't make your life easier.

Therefore,

that’s the reason why we have so many intractable diseases.

According to the history of abortion,

before 1550 B.C.,

we’ve known that the earliest abortion was performed in the ancient Egypt from the most ancient medical book, Ebers Papyrus.

The abortion in China began in the Han Dynasty according to the historical records.

And there were three forms of abortion techniques.

After Tang and Sung Dynasty

due to the pressure of population growth,

abortion has become widespread in some regions,

leading to the publicization and professionalization of abortion.

But because of the traditional idea of reproductivity and anti-abortion,

we’ve been looked down on the technology,

and it has never been perfect.

Thus, the human being has paid the blood price for a long period of time.

Abortion has been a controversially social phenomenon since ancient times.

As an objective fact,

it always exists in our lives.

And it has been recorded in a book of the Han Dynasty…

in the Volume 97 "The Story of Yuan Hou" of "Han Shu":

"During the rule of Emperor Cheng of Han,

the Empress Zhao Feiyan and her sister Zhao Hede have been favored by the emperor for more than ten years, without any children.

To always be favored by the emperor,

they forced the palace servants to get pregnant and made them have abortion – they put people who got pregnant to death and make those pregnant women drink the poison for the removal of children. "

The physical side effects of abortion are as below:

It may cause menstrual disorders.

A few patients have irregular cycles,

prolonged menstrual periods,

and most patients have increased menstrual bleeding after abortion.

It may also cause cervical adhesions or intrauterine adhesions.

Cervical adhesions could result in hematometra,

causing infection of the endometrial cavity.

It might cause habitual abortion in the future.

More abortions are performed, so the greater possibility of abortion,

and cause lifelong infertility.

Uterine perforation: the more the number of weeks of pregnancy

the higher the risk is, and the more miscarriages may occur.

The chance of perforation increases as well,

People with abnormal position and shape of uterus, or previously operated uterus (caesarean section or myomectomy), have a greater chance of perforation.

Cervical or endometrial mucus: when performing an induced abortion,

if the doctor’s performance is too careless,

It is likely to cause injury and inflammation of the cervix or lining,

And it is possible to cause postoperative adhesions of cervix or endometrium, and menstrual abnormalities as well.

If people have amenorrhea or extremely light menstrual blood flow,

those belonging to the severs cases will have problems such infertility in the future.

Cervical trauma: during the process of induced abortion,

if you are not careful enough,

and the cervical dilation happens too fast,

it may cause damage to the cervix,

and make miscarriage easy to happen during the pregnancy in the future.

It happens more often for women who are pregnant for the first time or have not given birth.

Incomplete miscarriage: if the operation is incomplete,

a small amount of fetal tissue might remain in the uterus.

It may affect uterine contraction and cause continuous bleeding, adhesions, infection, etc.

In this case, it is better to do another operation to carefully remove the remaining tissue.

Abnormal position or shape of the uterus

is easier to cause this kind of sequela.

Bacterial infection: If the tool is not completely disinfected,

or the operator didn’t pay attention to the aseptic process,

it may cause intrauterine infection,

or even continue to infect the fallopian tube and pelvic cavity.

In severe cases, it may cause ectopic pregnancy or infertility in the future

Psychological impact

Abortion makes people feel guilty,

have suicidal impulse,

withdraw,

regret,

lose confidence,

have weaker self-esteem,

become hostile and angry,

feel desperate and helpless,

feel hateful to people related to abortion,

end the relationship with their partner,

loss libido,

unable to forgive themselves,

and cause psychological disorders such as nightmares.

[aparoxysm]

☼ Brandon x Sally

☼ Sally & Brandon ☼

@sammrps

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation 

um neither, because neither of them are exactly impulsive. anyway sally already has a dog that brandon doesnt care about at all so like what more could a healthy relationship need???

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them

sally but i will tailor the question bc sally is that person who refuses to be in a photograph, she hates being photographed, she has v intense self-image issues and shes very moody about photos of her. like even the kid photos her parents have up she pretty much will never look at if she can help it. but her shoe collection or like, her work? or maybe an outfit but like from the neck down or the thighs up or whatever like very explicit instructions that arent to be disobeyed lest she have a mental breakdown over something not being done perfectly.

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy

i feel like brandon but like, u know he’d do it ironically. like maybe if she was ever legit upset about something he’d leave her a whole box set of Shakespeare classics and a crumpled up croissant on her desk and she would be like omfg i hate u sm :’) but its like ~perspective. cause the things that annoy her about him i think are becoming her favorites.

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them

foreign indie films w/ subtitles or nothing tbh.

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them

sally working and brandon being the distraction, the universe knows no other way.

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated

okay well when shes finally comfortable in the relationship brandon is so gonna wish sally didn’t know how to operate facetime, js.

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do

omg sally is a stormer and a cryer. all round tantrum thrower. but if brandon stormed out she’d probably just follow him like “I HAVE 21893721 MORE POINTS TO MAKE DONT U WALK AWAY FROM ME” but then if she stormed out and he didn’t follow she’d have to chew him out for that too bc again she still has 21893721 more points to make.

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows

brandon, i guess, bc dude never sleeps. idk how much he’d stay up for a tv show though. sally zonks out like a light once it’s past her bedtime lololol she’d never make it past the first one or two episodes.

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car

either of them doing physical labor? LOLOLOLOLOL. (brandon)

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays

sally. she goes a lot overboard.

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other

omg both but then like. i feel like brandon can commit to the cold shoulder, but the second sally opens her mouth he’s gonna have the compulsive need to reply so it would never last bc both would be like ben in parks and rec “i can’t even begin to tell you how wrong you are. actually, it’s gonna bug me if i dont”

who plays with the others’ hair more

ehhhh?? neither? sally would probably rather die than have brandon ruin her hair in broad daylight and brandon is probably like ditto

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored

hahaha oh my god neither.

who tries to kiss the other as often as they can

maybe sally, again, once she’s found a shred of her chill and is comfortable and its just like in passing and not A Big Deal™ anymore. she can be affectionate, but it usually is just like in private like PDA makes her wanna commit a felony.

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up

BOTH.

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up  

like probably brandon has to initiate and sally would 100% walk away if everything isnt exactly the way she wants it to be, like her mood and the stars are not in position, idfk. again, hella private person. she’d have to know that nobody is within a 100 mile radius and she doesnt have 200 other things she needs to be doing. i mean its all an excuse anyway she just 100% doesnt know what shes doing LOL. 

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one

brandon would forget. sally would probably have 200 on hand ready to go. so naturally they get 100 each bc sharing is overrated. OR he’d have to hold it as punishment.

who demands showering first in the mornings

sally hands down because i dont think brandon knows what a morning is.

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings

i feel like neither. brandon knows sally likes her space and she’d probably complain the whole time anyway, and like, if he even remotely tried to make it hot she’d state that like 70% of accidents happen in the home and most of them are in the bathroom and if he’s the cause of her throwing out her back or breaking her neck she might just have to return the favor. brandon would know its not worth it OR alternatively see it as a good plan to annoy her beyond measure.

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games

sally on a rollercoaster L O L over her dead body. i think they both would just rather not go tbh. if they had to though, they’d probably like to stand on the side and make fun of everyone losing the games bc rigged and they are obviously the smarter species not to participate.

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond

sally. unless its about something destined to annoy sally or to prove a point and then i could see brandon spamming facts about it.

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight

brandon bc he is probably using it all night instead of SLEEPING.

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets

sally would have a heartattack and die. also that insinuates she wears something with back pockets and i think we both know she only owns 1 pair of brandon jeans. so like. idk maybe her @ him??? maybe??? tho tbh she will probably commandeer his wallet upon convenience. even if shes the rich one, i think sally will forever make it a point that he has to pay for her newly formed coffee addiction.

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can 

neither i think. i dont really see them being the kind of couple to actively validate each other through physical affection, especially given their upbringing, so  i think they’ll just sort of gravitate out of natural chemistry. and like a touch will always mean more.

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet

i think sally gets loud bc IF UR LOUD THEN THE POINT WILL GET ACROSS BETTER. plus she is hella passionate about things. whereas brandon is like a jabber, he kind of has this cool, limited emotional plane that he sticks to. and if this q is actually sexual then hell, who knows, maybe it translates there too RIP her vocal chords and his eardrums.

[avengerscompound]

Rainbow Cake

Rainbow Cake: A Captain America Fanfic

Buy me a ☕ Character Pairing:  Steve Rogers x F!Reader, Tony Stark x Pepper Potts

Word Count:  1683

Rating:  T

Square filled: @star-spangled-bingo - Baby Sitting Duties

Warnings:  Just a bunch of fluff

Synopsis:  Tony and Pepper take their first outing together alone since Morgan was born, leaving you and Steve to babysit.

A/N:  A happy world where CW and IW and Endgame never happened and everyone is friends.

Rainbow Cake

“Alright so, she's supposed to be in bed by 7.30 but if she doesn't want to go then, I just read to her and play games until she does.  Sometimes I let her watch a movie.  She’s not supposed to have juice pops after 7, but you probably can just give her one if she asks.  She’s not allowed in the lab but if there’s something she really wants from there you can go in there to get it with her.  She should have a bath but don’t worry if she really refuses.”

Tony rambled over his list of instructions for taking care of Morgan while he showed you and Steve around the house.  He and Pepper had an event they needed to go to and it was the first time they’d left Morgan home without at least one of her parents there to look after her.  It was pretty clear that Tony was freaking out about it.

“So what you’re saying is that Morgan gets to do whatever she wants.  Gotcha.”  You said giving Tony the finger guns.

“Sounds about right,”  Pepper said with a smirk.

“We’re going to be fine.  Aren’t we, Morgan?”  Steve asked.

Morgan looked up at him and narrowed her eyes.  “We’ll see.”

You and Tony both burst out laughing and Tony ruffled her hair.  “Give him hell, kiddo.”

“Don’t tell her that,”  Pepper scolded.  She crouched down in front of Morgan and put her hand on her arm.  “You be a good girl okay?  Don’t cause too much trouble.”

“Okay, mommy,”  Morgan said with a huff.

“Thank you, honey.”  She said and hugged her.  “I love you, bub.  Have sweet dreams tonight.”

“Love you too, mommy.  You have sweet dreams.”  Morgan echoed, cuddling her mom.

When Pepper stood up, Tony scooped Morgan up into his arms.  “Alright, kid.  You’re in charge.  Make sure these two don’t cause any trouble.  Keep a particularly close eye on Cap.  He’s not afraid to commit major felonies if he has to.”

“Go big or go home, right, Tony?”  Steve joked.

“You see?”  Tony said.

Morgan giggled and wrapped her arms around Tony’s neck.  “I’ll watch ‘em, daddy.  Don’t wowwy.”

“Thanks, bubble gum.  I love you.  Have fun without me.  But not too much fun.”  Tony said.

Morgan kissed him on the cheek.  “Love you 3000.”

“Why thank you.”  He said kissing her cheek and putting her down.

“We shouldn’t be too late.  Can’t see this one lasting too long without freaking out about things going wrong at home.”  Pepper said indicating to Tony.

“Go.  Have fun.  We’ll be fine.”  Steve said.

You, Steve and Morgan, followed Pepper and Tony out to their car and waved them goodbye.  As their car pulled out of the drive you looked down at the little girl.  “Alright, kiddo.  What shall we do?”

“Hmm…”  Morgan said, a very serious expression falling over her face as she weighed up the options.  “You wanna make popcorn and watch She-Ra?”

“Sounds like a good plan.”  You agreed, taking her hand.

You let Morgan lead you inside as and Steve trailed in after you.  “Alright, you know where the popcorn is?”

Morgan raised her hands up like she wanted to be picked up.  Steve scooped her into his arms and she pointed at one of the cupboards.  “Umm… maybe we need to make a cake too.”  She said as Steve got out the popcorn kernels.

“Oh, do we now?  What kind of cake should we make?”  Steve asked.

“Umm…”  She said looking in the cupboard.  “Rainbow.”

Steve looked at you like a deer in headlights.  You started laughing.  “Why are you looking at me?  Does it look like I’ve ever made a rainbow cake before?”

“Does it have to be rainbow, Morgan?”  Steve asked.

“Yeah. I think so.”  Morgan said.

You started laughing and brought up one of the holo-screens in the kitchen, quickly searching up a recipe for a rainbow cake.  “God, this is going to need a lot of pans.”  You said.

Steve came over with Morgan looking over your shoulder.  “Alright, kid.  You got it.”

He put Morgan on the counter and you and Steve got out everything you’d need for making a rainbow cake.  The next half hour was spent greasing trays, mixing multiple bowls cake batter.  Making sure you had even amounts of each layer and putting them in the over.  By the time you were putting the last of the cake pans into the oven, the kitchen was littered with bowls, the three of you and all the benches were covered in both flour and cake batter and Morgan was sitting on the floor licking pink cake batter from one of the bowls.

“Alright.  I think we might need to clean you up there, kid.”  Steve said.

“I dunno…”  She said as she licked the wooden spoon.

“I think Steve might be right.  You’re a little more cake batter than you are person right now.”  You said.

Morgan started giggling.  “Okay.  I guess I can have a bath.”  She said with a definite tone of someone doing a favor she didn’t really want to do.

“Well, thank you, your majesty,”  You said.  “What do you think?  I’ll give her a bath, you clean this up?”

Steve nodded.  “Sounds good.”

You picked up Morgan and carried her down to the bathroom.  “You want bubbles?”

“Yep.  Lots.”  She said.

You put her on the ground and started up the bath putting lots of bubble mixture in.  She stripped off, throwing her clothes around and got some bath toys.  When the bath was full you put her in the water.  She started playing immediately as if you weren’t even there.

“We might need to wash your hair, Morgan.”  You said grabbing the little bucket by the bath with the lip to stop the water from getting in her eyes.

“Mmmm… no, it’ll be okay.”  She said, matter-of-factly.

You chuckled and showed her the cake batter in her hair. “You’ll attract ants.”

“Dat's okay.  Uncle Scott can come an’ tell them not to.”  She said.  You laughed and did your best to just clean the cake batter out of her hair without actually washing it.

“You gonna marry, Uncle Steve?”  She asked.

“Hmm… I don’t know.  Maybe?”  You said.

“My mommy and daddy aren’t married.”  She said, simply.

“I know.  They were going to.  Then you came along and they decided they didn’t really need to.”  You said.

“Maybe you can have a baby and you won’t need to.”  She suggested.

“I’m not quite sure that’s exactly how it works, Morgan.”  You said stifling a laugh.  “But I’ll tell Steve and see what he says.”

“Okay,”  Morgan said with a nod like you’d just taken her very important advice about something.

She gave you a rubber duck and the two of you played with them until the water started to get cool and she decided to get out.  You took her to her room and dressed her in warm pajamas and the two of you went back out to the kitchen.

“There you are.  Just in time.  The cakes are ready for their frosting.”  Steve said greeting you both.

The kitchen was clean except for the six different cakes that were all on cooling racks.  Steve had out all the ingredients for buttercream frosting and a selection of food dye and sprinkles.

Morgan approached him with her hands up again and he lifted her and put her on the counter.  “Alright, you’re gonna help me right?”  Steve asked.

“Of course,”  Morgan said.

You leaned against the wall and watched as Steve patiently worked with Morgan to make a bright green buttercream that the Hulk would be proud of.  They then started assembling the cake.  You did your best to keep both Morgan and the kitchen clean but by the time you were done her hands and face were covered in frosting as well as smudges on her pajamas.  There were sprinkles all over the counter and some on the floor.

“What do you think, Morgan?”  You said.  “Should we cut it?”

“Yeah, we have some and watch She-Ra.”  She agreed.

Steve sliced the cake and pulled out a wedge revealing the rainbow layers inside.  “Ohhhh… look at that.”  Morgan said.

“We did good, huh?”  Steve said.

“Yeah.  Good job.”

You took three slices to the couch and put on She-Ra for her.  “What’s this about?”  Steve asked as it started up.

“She’s a Princess.  She has a sword and fights.  And her horse is a unicorn that has wings.”  Morgan said.

“You know they had a different version of this when I was a kid?”  You said.  You looked at Steve and mouth ‘she had huge boobs’ and Steve started laughing.

The three of you sat quietly eating cake and watching tv.

It was most likely Morgan that fell asleep first though when Tony and Pepper found the three of you asleep in a little slumped pile when they got home, still covered in flour, frosting and sprinkles, Tony liked to think that Morgan had outlasted both of you.

He scooped his daughter up into his arms and she mumbled and nuzzled into him.  “Shhh, Morgoona.  Daddy’s got you.”  He soothed.  “Should we wake those two up?”  He added, gesturing to you and Steve on the couch.

“No.  Let them sleep.  Looks like she wore them out.”  Pepper said grabbing a throw and draping it over you both.

Tony smirked and began carrying Morgan down to her room.  “That's my girl.”  He said.

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Delaware County 32-1-21 Magisterial District Court Summons Instructions

If you commit a crime in Delaware County, no matter if it is harassment, traffic violations, underage drinking, or retail theft, you are likely to go through the Delaware County Magisterial District Court system. As you work through the court system, having an experienced, effective lawyer by your side can help to ease your fears and make the situation bearable.

Benari Law Group has experience in various Magisterial Courts in Pennsylvania, representing clients from all walks of life facing various charges. Our lawyers offer support, advice, and representation that is incomparable.

One of the courts in which Benari Law Group has experience is Delaware County Magisterial District Court 32-1-21 in Chester. If you are summoned to this court at 160 East Seventh Street, Chester, PA 19013, you will see Magisterial District Judge Dawn L. Vann. This court is used for traffic citations, preliminary arraignments, preliminary hearings, bench warrants, or non-jury trials.

Magisterial District Court 32-1-21 is in Chester, Pennsylvania. It covers the election districts and the City of Chester's Wards 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7. This can be extremely confusing, so it is important that you know which court you must go to, where that court is, and which judge you will see. There are several judges within this building.

This particular court is responsible for all traffic and non-traffic citations, harassment, underage drinking, retail theft up to $150, criminal cases, landlord and tenant disputes, and civil cases with damage claims up to $12,000.

Delaware County, Pennsylvania Magisterial District Courts

Through Delaware County, there are Magisterial District Courts. While the judges in these courts tend to handle different kinds of cases, criminal cases will start in these courts. Preliminary arraignments and hearings in misdemeanor and felony cases will commence here as well.

Delaware County Magisterial District Courts work with the least serious offenses or summary offenses. Some of these include:

Criminal Mischief

Harassment

Disorderly Conduct

Driving with a Suspended License

Retail Theft under $150 (first offense)

Underage Drinking

The judges in these courts, curiously enough, can also conduct unions and administer oaths.

Don't underrate the charges that you can experience in these courts - they are significant. You will need a skilled Delaware County lawyer on your side to assist you. Even small offenses can cause you big problems, whether you have to pay a fine (up to $300 in these courts), go to jail (up to 180 days), or sustain penalties in your daily life (suspension of license or community service), a lawyer can help you to deal with for your rights and plead your case.

Experienced, Effective Delaware County Criminal Defense Attorneys at Benari Law Group

If you aren't grappling with a considerable punishment that will cause you to go to jail, you might think about pleading guilty to a charge so that you can simply move on with your life. If it seems straightforward to you, you might even think that you don't need to find representation with practical experience or that you can stand for yourself in court.

Unfortunately, this isn't true: the results of this situation can be significant to your way of life, and you need to offer yourself the best chance to succeed.

Without good representation, you could possibly end up in jail, which can completely derail your life. You might meaningful connections, end up out of work, or have a criminal record that can impact the rest of your life.

As soon as you find out that you will confront legal trouble, it is essential that you contact a dependable criminal defense attorney from Delaware County that will defend you against offenses and help you to get an advantageous outcome. The attorneys at Benari Law Group have vast experience in Pennsylvania Magisterial District Courts and can help you in many ways, through advice and interpretation or through representation in court. In some cases, we may even be able to help you get the charges against you lessened or dismissed.

Contact the lawyers at Benari Law Group today for experienced, effective representation in Pennsylvania Magisterial District Courts, including 32-1-21 in Chester.

  Driving Directions:

If you are coming in from Delaware County PA 32-1-21 Magisterial District Court and would like to get to the Benari Law Group office in Media, PA. Simply take Madison St to PA-320 N/Providence Ave heading northeast on E 7th St toward Crosby St then, turn left onto Madison St. Follow Providence Ave and W Rose Valley Rd to S Ridley Creek Rd in Nether Providence Township. Take note that Madison St turns right and becomes PA-320 N/Providence Ave. Take a sharp left onto Manchester Rd then turn right onto S Ridley Creek Rd. Take S Orange St to W Front St in Media. Finally, turn right onto W Front St, our office will be on your right side.

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Delaware County 32-1-21 Magisterial District Court Summons Instructions

If you commit a crime in Delaware County, no matter if it is harassment, traffic violations, underage drinking, or retail theft, you are likely to go through the Delaware County Magisterial District Court system. As you work through the court system, having an experienced, effective lawyer by your side can help to ease your fears and make the situation bearable.

Benari Law Group has experience in various Magisterial Courts in Pennsylvania, representing clients from all walks of life facing various charges. Our lawyers offer support, advice, and representation that is incomparable.

One of the courts in which Benari Law Group has experience is Delaware County Magisterial District Court 32-1-21 in Chester. If you are summoned to this court at 160 East Seventh Street, Chester, PA 19013, you will see Magisterial District Judge Dawn L. Vann. This court is used for traffic citations, preliminary arraignments, preliminary hearings, bench warrants, or non-jury trials.

Magisterial District Court 32-1-21 is in Chester, Pennsylvania. It covers the election districts and the City of Chester's Wards 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7. This can be extremely confusing, so it is important that you know which court you must go to, where that court is, and which judge you will see. There are several judges within this building.

This particular court is responsible for all traffic and non-traffic citations, harassment, underage drinking, retail theft up to $150, criminal cases, landlord and tenant disputes, and civil cases with damage claims up to $12,000.

Delaware County, Pennsylvania Magisterial District Courts

Through Delaware County, there are Magisterial District Courts. While the judges in these courts tend to handle different kinds of cases, criminal cases will start in these courts. Preliminary arraignments and hearings in misdemeanor and felony cases will commence here as well.

Delaware County Magisterial District Courts work with the least serious offenses or summary offenses. Some of these include:

Criminal Mischief

Harassment

Disorderly Conduct

Driving with a Suspended License

Retail Theft under $150 (first offense)

Underage Drinking

The judges in these courts, curiously enough, can also conduct unions and administer oaths.

Don't underrate the charges that you can experience in these courts - they are significant. You will need a skilled Delaware County lawyer on your side to assist you. Even small offenses can cause you big problems, whether you have to pay a fine (up to $300 in these courts), go to jail (up to 180 days), or sustain penalties in your daily life (suspension of license or community service), a lawyer can help you to deal with for your rights and plead your case.

Experienced, Effective Delaware County Criminal Defense Attorneys at Benari Law Group

If you aren't grappling with a considerable punishment that will cause you to go to jail, you might think about pleading guilty to a charge so that you can simply move on with your life. If it seems straightforward to you, you might even think that you don't need to find representation with practical experience or that you can stand for yourself in court.

Unfortunately, this isn't true: the results of this situation can be significant to your way of life, and you need to offer yourself the best chance to succeed.

Without good representation, you could possibly end up in jail, which can completely derail your life. You might meaningful connections, end up out of work, or have a criminal record that can impact the rest of your life.

As soon as you find out that you will confront legal trouble, it is essential that you contact a dependable criminal defense attorney from Delaware County that will defend you against offenses and help you to get an advantageous outcome. The attorneys at Benari Law Group have vast experience in Pennsylvania Magisterial District Courts and can help you in many ways, through advice and interpretation or through representation in court. In some cases, we may even be able to help you get the charges against you lessened or dismissed.

Contact the lawyers at Benari Law Group today for experienced, effective representation in Pennsylvania Magisterial District Courts, including 32-1-21 in Chester.

  Driving Directions:

If you are coming in from Delaware County PA 32-1-21 Magisterial District Court and would like to get to the Benari Law Group office in Media, PA. Simply take Madison St to PA-320 N/Providence Ave heading northeast on E 7th St toward Crosby St then, turn left onto Madison St. Follow Providence Ave and W Rose Valley Rd to S Ridley Creek Rd in Nether Providence Township. Take note that Madison St turns right and becomes PA-320 N/Providence Ave. Take a sharp left onto Manchester Rd then turn right onto S Ridley Creek Rd. Take S Orange St to W Front St in Media. Finally, turn right onto W Front St, our office will be on your right side.

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Uncontested Divorces In Utah

Uncontested divorce can be relatively quick and less dramatic since it most often will avoid a trial. Your divorce is traumatic enough so going the uncontested route shows empathy for both parties and hopefully a solid foundation for co-parenting if children are involved. In the state of Utah, an uncontested divorce is certainly an option, this type of divorce is generally less expensive and faster than traditional divorces because you can avoid sky-high litigation fees, and the stressful drawn out trial hearings, which wind up being a complete waste of time. This is where hiring an experienced divorce attorney comes in, as understanding the divorce process can be very daunting. However, if you and your spouse can agree to be fair at least on the major issues regarding your divorce such as financial and property distribution, and child custody particulars, then an uncontested divorce is a real option.

Before you and your soon to be ex-spouse can rest easy you must first pummel through the following areas with a fine tooth comb:

• Real estate and personal property distribution • Distribution of debts and assets • Child custody and visitation agreement • Child support, health, and insurance coverage for all children • Alimony or spousal support & any lingering issues that need addressing

To obtain an uncontested divorce in Utah, you must meet the following criteria: • Residency requirements: you and your spouse must have lived in Utah for 3 months; if you have minor children you must have resided in Utah for 6 months. • All custody and support issues are agreed upon in writing and notarized by both parties. If all criteria are met, you may begin divorce proceedings in the state of Utah, by completing the necessary forms. You may also seek help by researching online for help with completing the forms through online publications or by speaking with an experienced Divorce Attorney to help you complete the necessary forms.

What Forms Are Needed

The Utah court sites offer a detailed description of the forms that need to be completed. However, to make sure you complete the correct forms, understand the process better, and not relinquish your rights, it is best to seek the advice of an experienced divorce attorney.

To give you a more detailed explanation of the types of forms needed to complete your divorce process, you will expect to complete and sign the following forms below: • Civil Coversheet • Petition for Divorce • Vital Statistics Form/Certificate of Dissolution • Acceptance of Service • Stipulation • Affidavit of Jurisdiction and Grounds • Military Service Declaration and Order • Findings of Facts and Conclusions of Law • Decree of Divorce If you and your spouse have children together under the age of 18, then the following forms must be completed as well: • Child Support Worksheet • Affidavit of Income and Compliance with Child Support Guideline • Financial Declarations, and • Child Support Locator.

Can I file for my divorce in the State of Utah?

In almost all cases, you file for a divorce in the state where you reside. This means that if you are a resident of Utah, you file in Utah and are governed by Utah’s divorce laws even if you were married, for example, in California. You must meet Utah’s residency requirement for a Utah court to have jurisdiction over your divorce. Utah Divorce works as long as both you and your spouse agree about everything and both of you are willing to sign the divorce paperwork.

Do I need a lawyer to file for divorce in Utah?

Thousands of people divorce in Utah every year without hiring a lawyer. When spouses cannot agree about the terms and conditions of their divorce, they sometimes end up in court where a judge makes decisions for them. This is called a contested divorce, and hiring a lawyer is a good idea in this case. When a Utah divorce case is uncontested and both parties are willing to sign, (when you and your spouse agree about everything) filing your own divorce is a common choice in order to cut down legal expenses.

The residency requirements for a divorce in Utah are as follows: • Either the Petitioner or the Respondent must be a bona fide resident of Utah for three months and of the county of filing. This applies to members of the armed services who are stationed in Utah. • No hearing for the divorce may happen until 90 days have elapsed from the filing unless the court, “for good cause shown and set forth in the findings, otherwise orders.” This 90-day provision does not apply in any case where both parties have completed the mandatory classes.

What if my spouse does not live in Utah?

After you have printed all the divorce paperwork, you simply mail the documents to your spouse and he or she signs them. After your spouse returns them, you file in your local district court.

The grounds for divorce in Utah are as follows: • No Fault: a) irreconcilable differences of the marriage, b) husband and wife living separately under a decree of separate maintenance of any state for three consecutive months without cohabitation. • Fault: a) impotency of the Respondent at the time of the marriage, b) adultery committed by the Respondent subsequent to the marriage, c) willful desertion of the Petitioner by the Respondent for more than one year, d) willful neglect of the Respondent to provide for the Petitioner the common necessities of life, e) habitual drunkenness of the Respondent, f) conviction of Respondent of a felony, g) cruel treatment of the Petitioner by the Respondent causing injury or great mental distress to the Petitioner.

How long does a divorce take in Utah?

Once the divorce paperwork has been filed in court, it takes at least 30 days for a divorce to be final unless a party is exempt from the 30-day provision mentioned above. The start to finish time of the divorce may vary depending on the caseload of the court and the availability of judges to sign the final divorce papers. In Utah, a divorce hearing is not typically required unless you and your spouse have children. If there are children involved, a short hearing, generally about 15 minutes, gives the court an opportunity to make certain that you understand the parameters of custody, visitation and support that are ordered as part of your divorce. If there are no children, the process in very streamlined. Since you and your spouse are in agreement, there is nothing for the court to decide.

How do I calculate how much child support I owe?

We provide Utah Child Support Worksheets inside your account. These worksheets make it very easy to calculate a monthly support amount. The support calculation is based on a number of variables, but the primary one is income. Once you have calculated the amount, you and your spouse decide if you want to deviate from it and the reasons for doing so.

Utah permits deviation from its child support guidelines if the court finds sufficient evidence to rebut the Utah Child Support guidelines by considering all relevant factors, including but not limited to: a) the standard of living of the parties; b) the relative wealth and income of the parties; b) the ability of the oblige to earn, e) the ability of an incapacitated adult to earn, or other benefits received by the adult child on the adult child’s behalf including Supplemental Security Income; f) the needs of the oblige, the obligor, and the child; g) the ages of the parties; and h) the responsibilities of the obligor and the oblige for the support of others. Child support can be modified based on a change in circumstances. In Utah, a change in circumstances means “a significant change in circumstances,” generally, changes “not considered when the original judgment was entered” that are “permanent and substantial” and/or “affect one’s current standard of living.” What documents do I receive with my Utah account? • Utah Filing Instruction • Cover Sheet for Civil Filing Actions • Verified Petition for Divorce • Acceptance of Service, Appearance, Consent and Waiver • Marital Settlement Agreement • Schedule for Visitation/Parenting Time of Minor Children (attach to MSA) • Affidavit Regarding the Children • Affidavit of Income Verification and Compliance with the Uniform Child Support Guidelines • Child support Obligation Worksheet (Sole Custody) • Child Support Obligation Worksheet (Joint Custody) • Child Support Obligation Worksheet (Split Custody) • Insurance Premium and Child Care Adjustment Worksheet • Child Support Obligation Table • Child Support Obligation Worksheet Required Location Information • Motion fort Entry of Default Certificate • Default Certificate • Petitioner’s Affidavit of Jurisdiction and Grounds for Divorce • Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law • Decree of Divorce and Judgment • Notice to Submit for Entry of Default Decree of Divorce • Certificate of Divorce. Dissolution of Marriage, or Annulment

The following is a list of some of the major issues that must be resolved between you and your spouse before filing an uncontested divorce action in Utah: • division of real estate and personal property • division of debts and assets • child custody and visitation if you and your spouse have minor children • child support, health and insurance coverage • alimony or spousal support, and • any other issues related to your marriage. To obtain an uncontested divorce in Utah you must meet the following criteria: • you or your spouse have resided in Utah for at least 3 months, if minor children are involved, you must have resided in Utah for 6 months • you and your spouse have agreed on all issues in your divorce, and • child support and spousal support, custody and visitation are not requested, or there is a written agreement signed and notarized by both parties resolving those issues.

If you plan to file for divorce without the help of an attorney, you will be responsible for filing the right documents with the right court. Utah’s district courts oversee divorce cases and trials. Utah has approximately 70 judges serving in the state’s eight judicial districts. Where you live will determine where you file for divorce because generally, you will file your divorce paperwork in the county in which you live. If you and your spouse have separated but still reside in Utah, either the county in which you lived, or where your spouse has lived for the last three months is proper to file your paperwork. Utah has a mandatory 30-day waiting period to complete a divorce. Under extraordinary circumstances, the 30-day waiting period may be waived. However, before a divorce will be granted to parents of minor children, both spouses must complete the Divorce Education Course. Utah does not require that you attend a court hearing before a judge will finalize your uncontested divorce. Instead, if all your paperwork is filed correctly and the judge finds that your agreement is reasonable and/or in the best interests of your children, then the judge will sign the Findings and Decree of Divorce. Note that the date the judge signs your Decree, is when your divorce becomes final.

There Are Predictors for Divorce in Utah

If you enter into marriage under the age of 20 and/or have an income of less than 25,000, your risk of divorce skyrockets. Throw in a spouse losing their job or a surprise pregnancy, and your marriage may be doomed before it begins. Here in Utah, we have a tendency to marry quite young. The median age of marriage in the United States is 27 for women and 29 for men. Now compare that to the average age of marriage in Utah, which is 24 for women and 26 for men.

Divorce Has Declined Nearly Everywhere Except Utah

Utah’s divorce rates run slightly higher than the national average. Statistics often attribute this to Utah having larger families than the national average, citing more than 5% of families have 7+ family members compared to the 3.25 national averages (2013). Modifications of court orders can sometimes be legally complex and hard to understand. Sometimes the order itself will dictate if and how an order may be modified. Often, discussion and mediation between the parties is a pre-requisite before a petition to modify may be filed. Having a post divorce modification lawyer in Utah on your side can help you can be fully informed of your rights If you have additional questions about obtaining an uncontested divorce in Utah, contact an experienced family law attorney for assistance.

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Uncontested Divorces In Utah

Uncontested divorce can be relatively quick and less dramatic since it most often will avoid a trial. Your divorce is traumatic enough so going the uncontested route shows empathy for both parties and hopefully a solid foundation for co-parenting if children are involved. In the state of Utah, an uncontested divorce is certainly an option, this type of divorce is generally less expensive and faster than traditional divorces because you can avoid sky-high litigation fees, and the stressful drawn out trial hearings, which wind up being a complete waste of time. This is where hiring an experienced divorce attorney comes in, as understanding the divorce process can be very daunting. However, if you and your spouse can agree to be fair at least on the major issues regarding your divorce such as financial and property distribution, and child custody particulars, then an uncontested divorce is a real option.

Before you and your soon to be ex-spouse can rest easy you must first pummel through the following areas with a fine tooth comb:

• Real estate and personal property distribution • Distribution of debts and assets • Child custody and visitation agreement • Child support, health, and insurance coverage for all children • Alimony or spousal support & any lingering issues that need addressing

To obtain an uncontested divorce in Utah, you must meet the following criteria: • Residency requirements: you and your spouse must have lived in Utah for 3 months; if you have minor children you must have resided in Utah for 6 months. • All custody and support issues are agreed upon in writing and notarized by both parties. If all criteria are met, you may begin divorce proceedings in the state of Utah, by completing the necessary forms. You may also seek help by researching online for help with completing the forms through online publications or by speaking with an experienced Divorce Attorney to help you complete the necessary forms.

What Forms Are Needed

The Utah court sites offer a detailed description of the forms that need to be completed. However, to make sure you complete the correct forms, understand the process better, and not relinquish your rights, it is best to seek the advice of an experienced divorce attorney.

To give you a more detailed explanation of the types of forms needed to complete your divorce process, you will expect to complete and sign the following forms below: • Civil Coversheet • Petition for Divorce • Vital Statistics Form/Certificate of Dissolution • Acceptance of Service • Stipulation • Affidavit of Jurisdiction and Grounds • Military Service Declaration and Order • Findings of Facts and Conclusions of Law • Decree of Divorce If you and your spouse have children together under the age of 18, then the following forms must be completed as well: • Child Support Worksheet • Affidavit of Income and Compliance with Child Support Guideline • Financial Declarations, and • Child Support Locator.

Can I file for my divorce in the State of Utah?

In almost all cases, you file for a divorce in the state where you reside. This means that if you are a resident of Utah, you file in Utah and are governed by Utah’s divorce laws even if you were married, for example, in California. You must meet Utah’s residency requirement for a Utah court to have jurisdiction over your divorce. Utah Divorce works as long as both you and your spouse agree about everything and both of you are willing to sign the divorce paperwork.

Do I need a lawyer to file for divorce in Utah?

Thousands of people divorce in Utah every year without hiring a lawyer. When spouses cannot agree about the terms and conditions of their divorce, they sometimes end up in court where a judge makes decisions for them. This is called a contested divorce, and hiring a lawyer is a good idea in this case. When a Utah divorce case is uncontested and both parties are willing to sign, (when you and your spouse agree about everything) filing your own divorce is a common choice in order to cut down legal expenses.

The residency requirements for a divorce in Utah are as follows: • Either the Petitioner or the Respondent must be a bona fide resident of Utah for three months and of the county of filing. This applies to members of the armed services who are stationed in Utah. • No hearing for the divorce may happen until 90 days have elapsed from the filing unless the court, “for good cause shown and set forth in the findings, otherwise orders.” This 90-day provision does not apply in any case where both parties have completed the mandatory classes.

What if my spouse does not live in Utah?

After you have printed all the divorce paperwork, you simply mail the documents to your spouse and he or she signs them. After your spouse returns them, you file in your local district court.

The grounds for divorce in Utah are as follows: • No Fault: a) irreconcilable differences of the marriage, b) husband and wife living separately under a decree of separate maintenance of any state for three consecutive months without cohabitation. • Fault: a) impotency of the Respondent at the time of the marriage, b) adultery committed by the Respondent subsequent to the marriage, c) willful desertion of the Petitioner by the Respondent for more than one year, d) willful neglect of the Respondent to provide for the Petitioner the common necessities of life, e) habitual drunkenness of the Respondent, f) conviction of Respondent of a felony, g) cruel treatment of the Petitioner by the Respondent causing injury or great mental distress to the Petitioner.

How long does a divorce take in Utah?

Once the divorce paperwork has been filed in court, it takes at least 30 days for a divorce to be final unless a party is exempt from the 30-day provision mentioned above. The start to finish time of the divorce may vary depending on the caseload of the court and the availability of judges to sign the final divorce papers. In Utah, a divorce hearing is not typically required unless you and your spouse have children. If there are children involved, a short hearing, generally about 15 minutes, gives the court an opportunity to make certain that you understand the parameters of custody, visitation and support that are ordered as part of your divorce. If there are no children, the process in very streamlined. Since you and your spouse are in agreement, there is nothing for the court to decide.

How do I calculate how much child support I owe?

We provide Utah Child Support Worksheets inside your account. These worksheets make it very easy to calculate a monthly support amount. The support calculation is based on a number of variables, but the primary one is income. Once you have calculated the amount, you and your spouse decide if you want to deviate from it and the reasons for doing so.

Utah permits deviation from its child support guidelines if the court finds sufficient evidence to rebut the Utah Child Support guidelines by considering all relevant factors, including but not limited to: a) the standard of living of the parties; b) the relative wealth and income of the parties; b) the ability of the oblige to earn, e) the ability of an incapacitated adult to earn, or other benefits received by the adult child on the adult child’s behalf including Supplemental Security Income; f) the needs of the oblige, the obligor, and the child; g) the ages of the parties; and h) the responsibilities of the obligor and the oblige for the support of others. Child support can be modified based on a change in circumstances. In Utah, a change in circumstances means “a significant change in circumstances,” generally, changes “not considered when the original judgment was entered” that are “permanent and substantial” and/or “affect one’s current standard of living.” What documents do I receive with my Utah account? • Utah Filing Instruction • Cover Sheet for Civil Filing Actions • Verified Petition for Divorce • Acceptance of Service, Appearance, Consent and Waiver • Marital Settlement Agreement • Schedule for Visitation/Parenting Time of Minor Children (attach to MSA) • Affidavit Regarding the Children • Affidavit of Income Verification and Compliance with the Uniform Child Support Guidelines • Child support Obligation Worksheet (Sole Custody) • Child Support Obligation Worksheet (Joint Custody) • Child Support Obligation Worksheet (Split Custody) • Insurance Premium and Child Care Adjustment Worksheet • Child Support Obligation Table • Child Support Obligation Worksheet Required Location Information • Motion fort Entry of Default Certificate • Default Certificate • Petitioner’s Affidavit of Jurisdiction and Grounds for Divorce • Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law • Decree of Divorce and Judgment • Notice to Submit for Entry of Default Decree of Divorce • Certificate of Divorce. Dissolution of Marriage, or Annulment

The following is a list of some of the major issues that must be resolved between you and your spouse before filing an uncontested divorce action in Utah: • division of real estate and personal property • division of debts and assets • child custody and visitation if you and your spouse have minor children • child support, health and insurance coverage • alimony or spousal support, and • any other issues related to your marriage. To obtain an uncontested divorce in Utah you must meet the following criteria: • you or your spouse have resided in Utah for at least 3 months, if minor children are involved, you must have resided in Utah for 6 months • you and your spouse have agreed on all issues in your divorce, and • child support and spousal support, custody and visitation are not requested, or there is a written agreement signed and notarized by both parties resolving those issues.

If you plan to file for divorce without the help of an attorney, you will be responsible for filing the right documents with the right court. Utah’s district courts oversee divorce cases and trials. Utah has approximately 70 judges serving in the state’s eight judicial districts. Where you live will determine where you file for divorce because generally, you will file your divorce paperwork in the county in which you live. If you and your spouse have separated but still reside in Utah, either the county in which you lived, or where your spouse has lived for the last three months is proper to file your paperwork. Utah has a mandatory 30-day waiting period to complete a divorce. Under extraordinary circumstances, the 30-day waiting period may be waived. However, before a divorce will be granted to parents of minor children, both spouses must complete the Divorce Education Course. Utah does not require that you attend a court hearing before a judge will finalize your uncontested divorce. Instead, if all your paperwork is filed correctly and the judge finds that your agreement is reasonable and/or in the best interests of your children, then the judge will sign the Findings and Decree of Divorce. Note that the date the judge signs your Decree, is when your divorce becomes final.

There Are Predictors for Divorce in Utah

If you enter into marriage under the age of 20 and/or have an income of less than 25,000, your risk of divorce skyrockets. Throw in a spouse losing their job or a surprise pregnancy, and your marriage may be doomed before it begins. Here in Utah, we have a tendency to marry quite young. The median age of marriage in the United States is 27 for women and 29 for men. Now compare that to the average age of marriage in Utah, which is 24 for women and 26 for men.

Divorce Has Declined Nearly Everywhere Except Utah

Utah’s divorce rates run slightly higher than the national average. Statistics often attribute this to Utah having larger families than the national average, citing more than 5% of families have 7+ family members compared to the 3.25 national averages (2013). Modifications of court orders can sometimes be legally complex and hard to understand. Sometimes the order itself will dictate if and how an order may be modified. Often, discussion and mediation between the parties is a pre-requisite before a petition to modify may be filed. Having a post divorce modification lawyer in Utah on your side can help you can be fully informed of your rights If you have additional questions about obtaining an uncontested divorce in Utah, contact an experienced family law attorney for assistance.

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