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flowersforthemachines · 2 months ago

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Masculine Casual Outfits For All - Mod

As I mentioned in one of the recent useless facts, all casual outfits have Masculine and Feminine models that are applied depending on the body type you chose in the character creation. This mod removes the Feminine alternate appearances from the game, making all Rooks wear the masculine versions of the outfits.

(in the previews, left is the feminine version, and right is the masculine version of each outfit)

Available on Nexusmods

#I considered making the opposite for macs rooks (so they wear fem models) but like. does anyone need that #I guess if someone wants their masc rook to breast more boobily lmk?#biblically accurate ghilasara if I do say so myself. shame on the game for trying to reinforce the idea she has a chest #that is completely inaccurate #Dragon Age #Dragon Age Veilguard #Dragon Age The Veilguard #DAV Modding #flowers mods #dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #datv modding #veilguard modding #rook datv #rook #dragon age rook #flowers.txt

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paintedcrows · 6 months ago

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In my heart, Ford once went to an ice dimension and got Really Good at ice skating, and now he's absolutely insufferable about it.

#I think Ford has a bunch of random skills & everytime one comes up he has the most ridiculous yet completely true story to go along with it #in this case it involves picking a lock with his skates while scaled half way up a glacier. (he needed something for the gun dw about it)#I also think Stan would also be good re the 'Stan's Roller Skating in short shorts' lines from Dreamscapers #The difference being that Stan isn't willing to risk breaking his back for it. Unlike Ford who is already mid backflip #I know what ice skates actually look like btw. I know the blade is inaccurate. I promise. I know 🙏#Gravity Falls #Stanford Pines #Ford Pines #Grunkle #Grunkle Ford #Fan art #fanart #artists on tumblr #my art

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somnas-writes · 3 months ago

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Hc that by Illyrian standards Azriel is considered unattractive.

Illyrians are a more practical group, they’re strong and have traditions they want to follow. They live in cold mountains in camps. Strength and endurance is a top quality, and while Azriel embodies this— He doesn’t look it.

Illyrians want someone whose body reflects their strength. Huge arms, wide wings, tall and bearing tokens of war (scars but not too many scars because that then signifies defeat). Azriel is trained for reconnaissance. His job is to be unnoticeable, being a huge hulking figure doesn’t make that easy. He’s tall and large yes, but he’s not that ideal Illyrian man. Hes just slimmer that average and plays sneaky. Not the big bold way that they believe is honorable. So by the cultures standards, he’s not attractive.

Cassian and Rhys both know this, that their sworn brother is considered “unattractive” by their peers. They never really think about it because that’s their brother, you don’t go around agreeing that your partner in crime is ugly. (Also because he could totally kick their asses and hey you don’t call the guy who is covered in conscious shadows ugly)

It becomes irrelevant as azriel ends up sticking to his job and doesn’t have to often interact with large groups of Illyrians (that gets to be Cassians job).

On the flip side, other groups of fae need that man CARNALLY. What makes him unideal in Illyrian standards makes him the perfect man in theirs. Strong beyond what they could achieve, skilled, quick witted and mysterious—he’s a 10/10.

Rhys learns about this after Azriel makes a rare appearance at a large event to let Rhys know about a new development in one of his missions, the crowd immediately hones in on this hunk of a man. Later, Rhys has to deflect multiple offers of marriage from court nobles.

#Im on an azriel roll guys i love him #do I completely alter his character? yes but it’s for good guys…#I’ve got a pretty boy az agenda #something something the high lords and ladies + their seconds probably think azriel is absolutely stunning #he shows to intercourt events once in blue moon and they can’t be normal #even the high lords who are married and have mates and such thing have to admit he’s pretty fucking dashing #helion makes this everyone’s problem #somnas.rambles #somnas.writes #acotar #azriel shadowsinger #acotar azriel #azriel acotar #it’s that one meme #‘how big that dick?’ ‘small leave me alone’#a court of thorns and roses #this is probably insanely inaccurate within the canon of the story but do I gaf? no #HES MY FAVORITE DOLL ILL PLAY EITH HIM HIW I WANT #in my mind he’s kind of like Odysseus?#like it’s by Ancient Greek standards #Odysseus is an archer and trickster which is considered bad and disgraceful #Az is a spy and has to play it smart before he plays it rough #so while he’s still acknowledged as a damn strong Illyrian he’s not ideal #meanwhile cass is the standard

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wanderer-clarisse · 8 months ago

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... and he was eager moreover to discover all that he could concerning Mankind. He it was that first met Men in Beleriand and befriended them; and for this reason he was often called by the Eldar Edennil, 'the Friend of Men'. (Athrabeth Finrod ah Andreth)

(partially inspired by this)

#small disclaimer: i still haven't completed my annual silm reread #so this mayyyy be a little bit inaccurate #i was having so many thoughts about finrod and the edain again so i couldn't stop myself :)#but!#clarisse! you may ask. whats up with the hands being so realistic but they still have cartoon faces #i don't know. i respond. im at that stage of drawing #you know how sometimes you draw something and stare it for too long and you start having a crisis of whether it was even a good idea #like i've been working on this for the past week! and have no idea if it's even comprehensible #however. i am done with it and methinks is time to release it to the wild #clarisse doodles #tolkien #the silmarillion #finrod felagund #finrod #beor the old #house of beor #baran #andreth #beren

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handfetis · 10 months ago

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From John’s letter to Paul and Linda

(The same one where John predicts Paul and Linda’s marriage will only last 2 years)

#completely normal behavior #the projecting is crazy #didn’t know when exactly the letter was sent so sorry if it’s a bit inaccurate #the beatles #john lennon #paul mccartney #fanart #my art #art

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thatone-churro · 2 years ago

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hang on. there’s no way we’re revitalizing “are [cishet] aro people queer” discourse. it is almost 20-fucking-24. no. say sike right now. you’re all fucking ridiculous. how are we not only not over this, but bringing it up for active discourse again. and acting like the things being said are common discussion and not. blatant aphobia. which is homophobia. it’s queerphobia. did we never fucking learn from the many “they want us to fight amongst ourselves because if we’re divided it’s easier to ruin us” type talks that everyone was making a while ago. or was that a phase too. what happened to “anything not heteronormative is what queer is. anything with romance/sex/gender that’s othered from what society deems the “norm” is what we are. we are a community of outcasts because the greater community doesn’t want us either way.” what the shit.

#cishet in brackets because that was the prompting poll question #but i know the internet well enough. i know ‘discussions’ are probably getting ‘broader’ on this as we speak #and yes before someone gets on me for my probably inaccurate quotes #i’m not saying this was done by ‘the big man’ to split us up but.#discourse within the queer community ABOUT just who can be in the queer community has always weakened us #and has ALWAYS completely missed why/how we’re a community as a whole.#grace being kinda serious for once #text post #lgbtq #aromantic #aromantism #aphobia #lgbtq community #arospec

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moyodescry · 9 months ago

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