#that script is funny af tho

[ominous-faechild]

OUT-OF-CONTEXT:

RISING FROM THE ASHES

Quartet: [return from their investigations—]

Algernon: [coincidentally walking through the entrance hall at the same time—]

Algernon: [halts, putting the pads of his fingers together and elegantly turning in place. Faces them with a soft, warm smile]

Sammy: [x-to-doubt intensifies—but plays stupid as always!] :>

Kieva: [doesn't consciously note it, but does find it a little too coincidental—]

Algernon: (warmly) "ah, Kieran's students! What a time for you to return. How did your mission go?"

Quartet:

Quartet: [awkwardly glance at one another, uncertainty plain across each of their faces—]

Quartet: (all thinking) are we supposed—or even allowed—to tell him?

Kieva: [ever the leader, turns back to meet Algernon's eyes before any of the others]

Kieva: (voice tired, but matter-of-fact) "my lord, while I would love to share the results of our mission with you, I was told that it's strictly confidential. I would need my father's permission before I could share it with you, even if you're close to him."

Algernon: [eyes widened slightly in innocent surprise and eyebrows furrowed in concern, but slowly gives an awkward, apologetic smile as Kieva finishes]

Algernon: [waving slightly as though to physically dismiss the subject, gently) "of course, forgive my asking. Would any of you like dinner? The kitchen should be finishing up soon."

stumbled on this earlier today and it's just stuck in my head LMAO

but for two reasons especially.

for one... algernon's "uwu softboi"-ness LMAO

he's great, i love him

but two...

well.

[sophisticated-dorkk]

I Got Catfished — Fuck it, am still rooting for Magic tho…

i didn’t expect it to happen to me

but it did and am not ashamed

they slid in online… said they were a badass military mom, posted up on some far-off peacekeeping mission… strong, caring, protective… with a sweet 10-year-old daughter they adored

said they lost their parents in a tragic plane crash when they were like 10 years old

grew up in an orphanage… no family… only resilience

built themselves into someone strong their parents would’ve been super proud of

and you know what… that kind of story?

it hits a part of me that wants to believe in people like that

because i admire survivors… especially badass women who turn pain into power

red flags? oh, plenty af

like their grammar had me flinching like i’d stepped on legos

funny — they said they were a staff sergeant with 23 years of service, writing daily reports but every other message barely made sense at times

like hey am no grammar cop (self-proclaimed queen of typos, thank you very much) but even i was like… wait a damn minute

still, i gave them grace

cause real life is pretty messy

cause connection matters you know

until the red flags turned into like a whole damn parade...

maybe part of the reason i cared so deeply even when i sensed something was off — is cause yearssss ago (in another lifetime) i loved someone deployed in a war zone

they were the real deal

like i remember praying pretty much every night, hoping they’d make it back from patrols

there were close calls… people they knew didn’t come home

and that type of experience kinda leaves an imprint you know

so when this scammer started talking about missions, patrols, near-death calls… it reopened old memories

like the caring wasn’t fake… that part was real

they just didn’t deserve it

also cause somewhere in that fucking mess…

they kinda painted a picture

a badass woman i would’ve fallen for

a protector with a heart, holding it down for her kid, building dreams

and i’ve got a soft spot for people like that...

then "christy" — the daughter — emailed me after supposedly receiving their lil birthday gift

same effin’ typing… same effin’ rhythm

it was like watching a puppet show where the puppeteer forgot to change voices eh

the illusion cracked...

then came the gold bars story (yep, gold bars)

120kg of them

apparently being sent to me — if i just helped with the “delivery fees”

(i was like… babe, if you planned your retirement, you should’ve planned for the shipping cost too eh… logistics 101)

anyway… i didn’t pay

i did send kindness

but now am sending truth

cause this shitt can happen to anyone

to smart people

to guarded people

to people who just wanted connection during a hard moment

they didn’t steal my money — but they tried to steal something far more valuable… hope

and they fucking failed

because i still believe in kindness

in people

in love that doesn’t need a uniform, a lameass script or stolen photos

i’ll meet the real thing one day

built not on lies but on laughter, truth and forehead kisses

if you’re reading this and you’ve been thru it too?

you’re not broken

you’re not dumb

you’re just human

let it sharpen you, not harden you

let it guide you, not define you... you know

there’s still magic

still real love

still truly amazing badass people worth believing in

as for the fucking scammer, excuse my french?

well, hopefully you heal, bruh

cause karma’s a better writer than me — and she’s already working on your ending...

P.S. one of my badass best friends verified it too like same story, same scammer, just different victim... we caught them copy-pasting their lies like a sad script... and reported their pathetic ass across platforms... stay sharp, stay golden

[crguang]

always love the violinist au lore drops, omg.

so...was their instructor elio? if so thats crazy. always imagined him playing a stringed instrument (like pulling strings, puppeteer-esque bc he's like manipulating the future idk) so i always pictured him playing like violin, or harp. but also maybe bass bc he's sort of setting everything up and he like tells the future, and his v basic instruction (bc lets be honest they're barely following the script, its v lenient) there just wouldnt be stellaron hunters, and usually basses keep everyone on beat, idk.

btw i've been meaning to ask, how does kafka know blade in this au? like very funny to me how the ppl she's closest to in canon are basically her coworkers 😭

also the angst, like damn. them not rlly knowing each other until they meet again, even tho kafka is literally haunted by their presence, omg. and their instructor being a piece of shit and kafka not rlly realizing until later...i can't. and r being insecure and guilty abt it all, im going to implode. and kafka practicing until her fingers bleed ik her fingers are callused af.

also r not being able to recognize that kafka likes them bc of their insecurities, and kafka wearing sunglasses to hide that bc she thinks its so obvious, I'm gonna die. ik they're so annoying whenever kfr hangs out w acheswan. and kafka inviting r to the opera saying "i have two tickets" like blade isnt right there if she rlly needed someone to go with, and she's rich probably and one ticket doesn't mean much, she's so obvious.

but honestly it'd be kind of embarrassing to admit that u like kafka, shes such a loser. could never imagine admitting to liking kafka like that.../s

my finals also didn't start out very well, but im finishing them up this week and then im free for a month. do think i will fail my last one tho. its like my worst subject and im a pretty bad test taker in the first place, but wtv, it'll totally be fine. I'm sure you'll do good tho

-🌠

oh my god i didnt even think that far but i love this a lot. elio playing a string instrument always felt right but the bass especially would be so good… violin and bass sounds right to me it’s added to the lore 😋

kafka and blade…. once again plugging this insane animation about them because while it wouldnt apply exactly to a modern au, this is the vibe they’ve always given me. like no he didnt try to kill himself in front of her but this sort of chance meeting where each of them goes “oh, this one knows emptiness.” is how i want them to find each other every time. to me, blade might be the person that understands kafka the most and his care for her makes me want to die. they obviously care a lot about each other, they’re the best friends ever for me. implicit understanding of how the other works, long comfortable silences, them going through life together… i cant stand kafblade as a ship but i cant even lie like i get it man. blade’s perception of destiny is full of pain bc he’s left to suffer through it while kafka strives to make it her own wow sorry they mean so much to me. im realizing i havent actually answered your question but thats because i havent thought about it too much hejdjfkg i want her to find him on the side of the road or something. but i believe the stellaron hunters understand kafka best that’s why they’re closest to her even if sometimes it’s not the influence she needs

https://youtu.be/EED6XGHX7DI?si=jE7KkuZtSosG0zbB

kafka with calloused hands is so important to me she’s always wearing gloves now but won’t really wear them when she’s playing the violin because it’s much more intimate that way. UGH r tracing her fingers and knuckles and going over the faded marks there… let’s all cry. hanging out with acheswan and blade has made kafka believe that she’s so obvious she has to wear sunglasses around r for her own sanity but the whole time r is thinking “does she even like me 😣😣😣”, ridiculous. they’re both so stupid it’s really insane that it took them almost 15 years to get together like what’s wrong with them.

“i have two tickets” = i want you i want you i want you i want you i want you—

i would never tell kafka i like her i don’t think this is information she needs to have… it’d be obvious tho and she’d manipulate the shit out of me because of it but thats ok this is literally me

hope your finals arent too hard bc mine are definitely not going well so far hdhdjfkg but its fine we’ll live to write gp!kafka smushots during winter break

[sugarbunniis]

ok so embarrassing story time from one of my drs-

(〜￣▽￣)〜

get ready luvs

(cw- SPIDERS, showering (???))

um so this is in my singer dr where i’m dating one of my many celebrity crushes, and for the sake of his anonymity (lol i’m already getting exposed enough in this post.), we’ll call him T.

so it was a nice wednesday morning, and i was getting ready to go to a photoshoot with vanity fair, i had an hour to get ready may i add. T was doing whatever the hell he was doing in the bathroom as i was in the fancy ass shower, him just casually leaning against the counter. (idk dude attached to me. like i totally didn’t script that jkjk) no but actually he was reading me some dumbass news article that was goofy af.

all of a sudden while i was shampooing my hair making it all bubbly and such, i moved my hand in the wrong direction ig and i got the mfking shampoo in my eye.

ofc, experiencing that kind of crippling pain, i shriek, or i guess more of a yelp, and T who was just laughing at some stupid article a second ago, was in full on protective bf mode ready to fight whatever just attacked me in the shower.

“OH MY GOD. (insert my irl name), BABY, ARE YOU OKAY?!” T yells, deciding wether or not it was appropriate to open the ALREADY SEE THROUGH GLASS SHOWER DOOR. (EVEN THO MFKER HAS SEEN ME NAKED TOO MANY TIMES [who said that..?])

“yep. yep. fine, sorry just got shampoo in my eye.” i take a sec to come up with something funny to say, “at least it’ll be clean now after all the shit i’ve witnessed.”

he laughs cause i’m just funny like that. “ok, i was worried there was a spider and i was gonna have to come in there to kill it.”

“i mean-there’s no spider but you can still come in if you want to.”

✧

so yeah. if you were curious, yes embarrassing stuff like getting shampoo in your eye when your boyfriend is reading you an article about some dumb shit happens in your dr.

anyway after this i knew T was a keeper after offering to sacrifice his life over spiders for me. 🙏🧎‍♀️

xx, sugarbunniis ❥

p.s- lemme know if u like little stories from my drs like this! it may be worth the embarrassment if it brings you all some motivation and happy feels. ❤︎︎❤︎︎

[youranemicvampire]

My favorite shows and movies that i've watched in 2023

Barbie (2023)

Always been a sucker for great production and costume design. Feminism aside, it’s so fun and smart with all the references. I just don’t like the Ken hype. He’s fun, sure, but a lot of fans are missing the point or just proving the message of the story.

Bottoms (2023)

Need more lesbian chaos as a comedy fan. Sapphic softcore is ok of course, but you know, there should be a variety of WLW cinema. Perfect also for the Y2K nostalgia. ‘Bring It On’ fan here!

Nocebo (2022)

I actually watched it last year, but it was too late to be on my 2022 list. Underrated political-horror film. Underrated cast! It should’ve had the same hype with Parasite and Triangle of Sadness. For me, it was simple and well-written. The structure of the story was smart but easy to absorb.

About Us But Not About Us (2022)

The first and last single-location film that I watched was Kisaragi (2007) and I’ve been waiting for something like that since then. One of the most important things i look for a media is the script so i really enjoyed it especially when they switched characters. Very intriguing.

The Little Mermaid (2023)

Been waiting for this since 2019! I’ve been a fan of Halle Bailey since that announcement. I rarely watch things on the cinema, but it’s something i couldn’t miss. Beautiful, pure and magical. Perfect casting and amazing chemistry!

Si Chedeng At Si Apple (2017)

Another chaotic lesbian film, but make it Filipino! It was funny and bloooody just like Bottoms so if you liked it then you should try this one. Not a spoiler, but part of the plot: That lady in yellow killed her abusive husband.

Maria Clara At Ibarra (2022)

I haven’t finished it yet! But i would recommend it! Brought back my trust and love for Filipino series. If you are not Filipino, it’s a good way to learn our history. Fun, written with passion + great set and costume design.

Mga Lihim Ni Urduja (2023)

After Maria Clara at Ibarra, i became more interested in Filipino series especially with historical fiction. This one is so underrated and empowering! Has the prettiest and hottest cast tbh and a queer undertone *wink*

Betcin (2021)

I have to say that this is the best Filo GL/WLW so far. It has an actual interesting story and interesting characters. Both leads are toxic AF, but it was sooooo entertaining. Top tier chemistry. Top tier acting!

Swarm (2023)

As a Beyhive, i don’t really like how they chose us coz there are more crazy fandoms out there, but still watched and finished it because of Dominique Fishback. SHE IS AMAZING. She deserves awards for this portrayal alone.

Ang Babae Sa Septik Tank 3: The Real Untold Story of Josephine Bracken (2011)

Another mockumentary that is to die (of laughter) for! I’ve always wanted to finish the trilogy, but i started with this because of history. Frustratingly funny. I don’t know if i would root for her or not lmao 

The ultimatum: Queer love (2023)

I admit, watching reality shows is my guilty pleasure so imagine my excitement when it’s full of queer women??? The dramaaaa lmao i need more seasons of just sapphics. It’s also a cool and chaotic concept tho. I thought it was just a normal dating show at first. 

Physical 100 (2023)

This is my kind of reality show! I hope it will have multiple versions from different countries. The best thing about it is how fitness is really measured by getting competitors from different backgroundsand giving them different challenges. 

Rookie (2023)

The most anticipated movie of the Filipino sapphics! And if you’re a volleyball fan? I’m sure this would be automatically on your list. It’s just so cute and wholesome. 

Ladies First: A story of women in Hip Hop (2023)

Must watch! Not only for the history of the rap girlies, but to trace back the struggles they faced and are still facing. You might discover talented women to stan in your music or lyrical style too.

[grucylover]

Let’s breakdown this possible clickbait spoiler video on YouTube. It has been supposedly leaked that some script info has been leaked that Gru & Lucy have 3 more children.

Obv the first new kid is Gru Jr and we will protect him at all costs.

Secondly, there’s a possibility Gru and Lucy could adopt Poppy. Poppy is a teenager that is a big fan of Gru and wants to be a supervillain like he once was. She adopts the same things as Gru (I.e her initial on her items). They meet Poppy when they move to the safe house in Mayflower and she is their neighbour. Most likely without her parents as what parents would let there kid dance in the kitchen???. Either poppys parents are missing or she’s an orphan like the girls so they could feel sorry for her and adopt her.

Personally. I don’t want them to adopt her but it bothers me slightly that she has blue eyes and the same nose as Gru so has Gru had a fling in his past? Unlikely but funny af. We want the girls to be the centre of attention like they didn’t get in DM3 and that’s that. More of the girlies please.

Personally aswell I think poppy and I can’t think of the word rn but tho she is Grus fan I don’t think she’s is on his side, really???? She could be an insider trying to get the goss sort of thing but is really working for Maxime Le Mal??? That’s my theory personally.

2. According to a site that could be bullshit but leaked information, Gru Jr could already become an older brother but it might not be Grus. A theory or spoiler has suggested that Dru returns to Gru with a baby (Dru Jr obv) he asks Gru to raise the child because of his life as a super villian. Maybe Lucy is pregnant by the end of it again that I long for?🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ the wishful thinking is real.

I personally find this is highly unlikely as Illumination would almost be promoting having kids, here, there and everywhere but it’s entertaining to think I guess.

If a script has been leaked and there is another 2 kids joining the family (ex Gru Jr). It’s highly likely they adopt poppy and they have another one.

By the way these are the words of the video and not me unless I have stated personally otherwise. I have not come across a script leak.

Personally, Im hoping for a daughter from Gru and Lucy one day (one more kid because Grus sperm count is high 🙃😒) because she will look like Gru with dark hair and green eyes and I think this will complete the franchise tho I don’t want it to end.

Just who knows what is going to happen in this movie but it’s exciting to think of all these theories and a bit of clickbait now and again can be exciting, especially when they mention a script leak I a sucker for it. Ngl!! So here we are.

Post your theories!!!!

[spideyrider4]

So... Today was another interesting day... This will probably be quite a long one so buckle up lol. Okie you've been warned!

I emailed Kendo club to ask about joining and turns out they moved practice on monday 30 mintues earlier... 😭 I'll keep that noted for next time lol Class was alright, met 2 new ppl in my Chinese mythology class since my professor made the class talk to each other, and as for my actual Chinese Language class, it was on par with what I was expecting, same professor, same location and same people (for the most part) we had 2 students who dropped and a new one who tested into 6A. What was funny was my professor made us do Q&A with him and to add him to our class group chat, but the problem is in order to add him, then we have to make an entirely new chat since one of our classmate has an android lol. My professor kept asking our class who was the leader and we just named the guy who created our original groupchat but he's no longer taking Chinese, so... I ended up just doing it since I was there with him when he made the chat and I'm always the guy planning out our class dinners lmao 🗿 Honestly inadvertely became the head, since I had two classmates in mind on who could be the head but they looked like they didn't want to be lmao. So yea that was kinda fun and unexpected, oh turns out our final project for the class is to make a script for the pixar movie bao and dub it lmao so.... time to get that snowball mic I've been thinking about purchasing! haha jk I kinda don't wanna buy it but... it's for the best. Alright that's enough about class lol. After class since my classmate had an hour to kill before his volunteer shift at the hospital, I hung out with him and we went to the gym lol.

OH offtopic af but... I found out that an old friend of mine may or may not have found herself a boyfriend!!!!!! (Ok I'm like 90% sure that it's her boyfriend, or... they at least have a thing or something going on since two of her other friends also follow his account). Honestly very happy for her! Tho... a part of me wish that we were still friends cause I'm a very nosy person when I'm interested in stuff cause I wanna know what went down due to my sheer curiosity also wish I could idk celebrate for her. But... she hates me now, so oh well. Now granted, you might be thinking I'm weird for feeling this way about someone that hates me, but honestly not really, since even tho she hates me or doesn't see me as a friend, I will always from the bottom of my heart consider her my friend and will always be thankful to her since she helped me get through high school or most of high school and honestly made me feel accepted. I remember, for my 16th birthday, part of the gift she gave me was a box full of letters for me to read in multiple situations for reassurance. She was honestly a really great friend and honestly like the older sister I always wanted. A part of me wished that I had never grew feelings for her or I should have sucked up my feelings and not told her... I honestly originally told her since I knew she'd probably never say yes to me and I just didn't feel like I was good enough for her, so I told her like before homecoming so I can get it out and she could reject me and I could move on. HOWEVER.... my dumbass didn't account that it'd be awkward , and while yes our friendship did get better a bit, it ultimately kinda fell apart due to an incident (I'm def in the wrong for that one) and me not having the courage to apologize properly so whenever I tried to, I ended up standing there or running away which certainly did not help my case at all and yea she took it wrong way, and never got a chance to properly apologize due to COVID. While apart of me wonders what would have happened if this had never happened, I'm still kinda glad that it did in a sense. While yes it's something I still haven't and i'm not sure if I'll ever forgive myself over, but honestly due it was due to this incident I entered covid in a spiraling depression and a bit socially withdrawn. Now, i know it sounds bad, BUT it's because of that depression, I ended up binging so many toku show either as a rewatch or a first time watch, which in hand led me to meet multiple different people online including some of my discord friends who I absolutely love. It's also because of that said binge, I was able to have met my current best friend, and I'll always truly be grateful for that because meeting my discord friends and her was truly one of the biggest blessings of my life. While yes when I wonder what would have happened if i never liked her or we managed to fix our friendship, then perhaps I wouldn't have binged so many toku shows, hell maybe I'd actually have learned how to play the keyboard or other things I was planning on doing before losing any motivation, since she probably would have encouraged me to do those things. However, thinking about it, while yes in hindsight, things would have been better for a bit and sure maybe I did stop talking to her during covid or after I graduated, would I have been on a different path? MOST LIKELY, and I'm for sure certain that that path would not have led me to the people Ik or my best friend. I'd still most def be a toku fan, but Living in a world where I would have never met my friends, is a world I don't wanna live in tbh. Which is way I'm glad that it happened and if I had to do it over, I'd probably choose the same path, tho I'd probably do a few things differently here and there but.... you get the picture and hey maybe it was a canon event that was meant to be who knows.

Now... this is I don't even know if it's juicy or sad part, but TEA TIME!!!!! This made me genuinely almost want to go on a secondary rider midseason crashout arc. So... one of my roommate (I have 5 others with me included there's 7 of us), he's been tryna get with this girl he had class with and studied together last quarter. He's been doing well, so he decides to try to ask her out for a "date" mainly a hangout, however when he shoots his first shot and asks if she wanted to watch the minecraft movie with him this friday, she said that she was busy this cause her friend was visting. Ok, ok no problems right? so far so good. He goes for the next shot and asks about next weekend, and he gets shot down with a "maybe it depends how her classes treats her". OK? so nothing wrong right? So what's the problem??? SO it turns out that THIS GUY HAS ALSO BEEN TALKING TO A 40 YEAR OLD MOTHER HE MET ON HINGE OR SOME SHIT FOR 3 MONTHS AND HE'S GOING TO MEET HER ON SATURDAY?????? BRO WHAT WAS THE POINT OF TRYNA GET WITH THAT CLASSMATE THEN????

Bro took a maybe as a no and went to hop to a MILF 😭😭😭😭😭 OH OH AND HE WAS ONLY DOING IT SO HE COULD CLAP SOME CHEEKS ON SATURDAY CAUSE THIS MF ASKED THE REST OF US "Yo, uhhh do you think it's a good idea to meet this women? she bought a hotel room for us and everything..." TF DO YOU MEAN A HOTEL ROOM????? Bro also started asking if we'd fuck a 40 year old, I mean honestly the age is like whatever cause it's between two consenting adults, but it's the fact that it's a fucking stranger, that makes it weird. LIKE BRO ARE YOU THAT HORNY THAT YOU'D JUST FUCK ANYONE???? AND HE DEADASS SAID "YES, I WANT TO GO FOR IT CAUSE IT'S EASY"... WHAT HAPPENED TO HAVING SHAME???? IDK men confuses me (AND I'M A GUY...). I think... I finally understand why a good majority of my friends (even and esp my bestie) say they don't wanna visit the apartment I live in and meet my roommates, and my one friend who has met my roommates says that he wouldn't want to be associated with them. I see why now 😭 Anyways, so he kept jokingly saying shit like "if anything happens to me. that's why" UNTIL he fucking scared himself since 4 of us told him that he shouldn't go (which apparently wasn't enough) so we just had to talk him out of it and how it really makes him look kinda bad. Bro kept arguing until he gave in and said he won't go with her to the hotel to clap her cheeks and just have a dinner date with her instead... and he's not changing his mind about meeting her...

Oh yea Val Kilmer died :( may not have seen many of his films but he will forever be a good Batman imo, so RIP Val Kilmer and thank you for playing Batman

Okie, I think that's it for me to day, since I gotta sleep lol, if you read till the end, then thank you! I'll catch you on the next one peace! ✌️

[bongcupcakes]

i leave to take a shower and all hell breaks loose with some dumbass fake script

[aviatrix-ash]

Love how the plane I'm restoring is so old the manual for calculating it's center of gravity suggests using a DOS program on a 5.25" floppy.

Uhh sure Mosler, I'll just go get a monster sized IBM to math this :'))

[arttrampbelle]

No offense but 21 mk movie liu kang?

Yeah he looks like every generic pretty asian dude. Nothing like liu kang. No beef,no sauce,nothing. Sorry if that sounds crude. But you gotta understand why that's a bit odd of a choice for liu kang considering kung lao and him are around the same age. And lao looks waaaay older. Which is weird to me. Like liu kang looks legit like a kid to me. Not trying to knock him down but like you gotta see that right? The whole movie is trash. (Tho its still sad its more entertaining than the new game. Mk12/11.5(refuse to call it 1))

Legit. He looks like something you'd find on those dumb dating sim games. Every,fucking,dude in those games,looks,like,anime,trash. And not the good kind of trash. Not knocking people who like them. But their taste is fictional men is terrible. Like not funny terrible. I mean basic and boring af. (Im not trying to be mean if you genuinely like people like that more power to you but it's kinda weird some people haven't moved past basic highschool girl levels of guy crushes)

Im not knocking dudes attractiveness i can see why people like him. He's pretty but he aint no liu kang. And he's not on that level.

You want a real liu kang?

That's a real liu kang.

He is both cute. Handsome. And fit af.

The 95 movie liu kang? Best live action.

Scorpions revenge liu kang? Pretty good. (Minus the script it wasn't bad it was the better of the 3 current animation movies. Ngl i feel they got worse n worse as it went along. Once again raiden and shang the only good things)

Mk11 liu kang. When he wasn't fucking in the spotlight,wasn't some dumb god,an actual humble monk(ignore pre battle dialogue. Its garbage and occ af!) Wasn't horrible. (Again minus the dumb shit they did to kung lao and him and raiden. It was great. Shang tsung is the only real good thing about mk11 tho really.)

Really tho. Robin shou? That's liu kang. Either get someone similar,or not at all.

Legit. 21 mk movie sucks ass. And the 2nd will too. Im sorry Mortal kombat can't be good till they stop this bullshit commercializing and sanitizing shit for newcomers.

Either do it right. Or not at all!

[low-budget-korra]

Comments on Euphoria s02e04

- See, this is what I mean and I talk about Rue low sex drive being related to her drug addiction

-And that's the last episode I will watch. Thanks Sam Levinson for reinforce that lesbians only are lesbians because they "haven't met the right guy yet"

And don't come to say shit about Jules next to me, we all now how she was dependent on male approval, and this is something that takes time to overcome

-Im gonna miss Maddy tho, maybe I will watch only her scenes and not the bullshit that's going on with Jules and Rue.

-Cassie honey, you and Nate are toxic too. This montage between Lexi and Cassie conversation with Lexi see the auditions for Oklahoma was amazing.

And Cassie, just because Nate is a asshole, ain't give you the right to be rude at Lexi

-"You are a part of me that I will never understand" damn that's a powerful line

-SEE? Elliot is a fucking chaser!! He doesn't care about them, he is using them to get what his want!

If the show didn't had made Jules said MORE THAN ONCE that she was no longer interested in men, if would be "okay" because Rue and Jules could be bi and so have interest in men too. Bit since Jules said MORE THAN ONCE that she is no longer interested in men, putting Elliott there and make her all of the sudden feel attractive to men again? That's lesbophobic af and so fucking wrong, a show popular as euphoria show that. I hope those dickheads will not try it's shoot and disrespect wlw relationships by try get into them

I will not comenta about this again. And the new comments on the episodes will be focused on wherever is happening with Maddy, Fez and Lexi and that's it. Fuck this bullshit.

-Cal going into the same bar he went with Derek when he was young. You're doing amazing asshole. Accept who you are, then after spend the time you deserve in jail, you can live as a truly free man

-Maddy and Nate judging Cassie drunk, that's scene had no business being so funny

-Poor Kat being in the middle of that drama. Is Lexi slowly putting the pieces together?

-Okay, I cried with Rue. The away she was holding her dad, so like "please don't leave me again".

-Not Cal pulling up a Finley and pissing in the floor lmao and what goes after, I love this scene and how it was shoot, with him looking up to the judgmental stares of his family and as soon as he started to talk he gain power and soon enough, they were all at the same level. No more bullshit, no more lies. Cal is,until now, the best character arc and character development this season.

-Its okay if you don't agree but this season is not half as good as s1 when it comes to the script. Kat it's being sidelined hard, MacKay being written off the show, Jules is there just to cry for Rue, even Cal Jacobs arc - being good and interesting as it is so far - feels off I don't know. I don't know man it's weird

[sxcret-garden-archive]

P1Harmony ✧ If they were on Tumblr

✧ P1Harmony all members ✧ genre: humor

Author’s note: This is kind of a shitpost but once I got the idea for it I couldn’t just not make it skjflkas

Keeho:

is a twitter boi and always will be

might get a tumblr exclusively to spy on fans tho

you know, one of those empty tumblrs where you’re not sure if it’s a bot or not and that has zero posts so you can’t even tag it in anything

he’ll just ghost around like that and go through our posts every few days, more often during comebacks

stays away from fanfic entirely because he knows and doesn’t want to risk being traumatized in that way

sometimes shows the others a funny post by a P1ece, but never likes or reblogs anything

Theo:

has a blog entirely about himself

changes his theme according to his hair color (white for Siren era, pink for Scared, etc.)

is kinda mad he didn’t get his canon url

always praises how handsome he is when he reblogs a picture of himself

applauds gifmakers for their coloring and choice of scenes to gif because he came out so nicely here

(he always thinks he came out nicely though)

answers asks with smileys only

blocks you if you try to interact with him otherwise hdhdhdjd

organizes everything with tags like #cutietaengie, #cooltheo, #hotasthesun, #sexytaeng

you will regret following him

Jiung:

nature aesthetic

partakes in niche-interest tumblr discourse

actually adds something to those posts instead of just reblogging and maybe rambling in the tags

very active on the science side of tumblr

throws everything together on one blog because he realizes too late that side-blogs are a thing

almost has a breakdown over whether to reorganize his blog or not once he discovers side-blogs

leaves it as it is in the end because he doesn’t have the time to manage multiple blogs anyway

Intak:

has a TBZ blog, but it’s mostly Juyeon

reblogged every single Juyeon gifset in existence, and then some more

always praises him in the tags, has to keep reminding himself not to call him hyung or sunbae in his rambles

overuses the 🥺-emoji

also sometimes reblogs SF9 posts to promote their comeback, or posts about P1H (mostly gifs of himself tbh), which he leaves uncommented though

lowkey panics if someone tries to talk to him per pn because he thinks someone found out who he really is

low effort blog theme, he just chose a few colors he felt like using when he made it and never changes them

his icon is obviously a picture of Juyeon

Soul:

a blog with a hiphop-feel

probably has a super cool self customized theme

reblogs music he dances to and dark aesthetics

like depressing quotes but also hopeful ones?

is he okay???

sometimes you find a Japanese cat meme on his blog

he too does not use the side-blog function, but not because he doesn’t know it’s there

he just doesn’t care

actually he likes the mixture of so many different things on his blog

the type to sometimes scroll back to the bottom of his own blog to relive the Experience™️ of when he first reblogged everything

Jongseob:

has a B.A.P blog

his pinned post is the audio of Zelo’s Howler

fanboys HARD under every single old gifset or picture he reblogs

sometimes posts entire essays about why B.A.P’s discography is superior and why their messages are so important, etc.

his blog colors are probably a black background and green script and the header is a picture of B.A.P at one of their concerts with a few of their lightsticks visible

his icon is a matoki (if you don’t know them, google them, they’re cute af)

isn’t very active and doesn’t interact with people either

sometimes makes posts like “🙏BYG writing a song for P1H🙏” and laughs because nobody figures out that this blog is run by a P1H member

[natashxromanovf]

luckily for you i'm still in my stranger things era so i have all the tea

the byler script so like there was a script that came out, and it was basically the van scene and everyone was freaking out because while will was confessing he was thinking about how he was stupid and how he hated himself...the duffer brothers confirmed that the script was fake so we were all screaming crying and throwing up for nothing

eddie and his fans there's two different sides to this but imma be talking about the ones who don't deserved to be attacked so you know how in fandom people will sing songs and cosplay and shit at cons and on social media??? well naturally of course, people, mostly eddie stans, are doing that because that's what you do in fandoms. well, now people are calling this "cringey" and basically hating on cosplayers n shit, even tho it is not deserved in the slightest. and it's extra funny because they claim to love eddie but make fun of his fans for doing shit that he would probably do??? make it make sense

whatever the fuck the name of the award show is it's award season i guess and recently there was this show (can't remeber what they name is) that released their nominations, and everyone BUT caleb got nominations, including joeseph. like you cannot sit here and tell me he did not do some of the best acting this season??? i swear this has to be racist somehow

meg + natalia "beef" this is one of the stupider things on the list but natalia was on jimmy fallon and megan thee stallion was helping with the interview or something?? idk i haven't watched it yet, but people were upset because she kept asking questions about steve and jonathan but like...be mad at the people who wrote the questions not meg??? and then there was footage of natalia and meg at meg's album release and people were saying that meg was making her uncomfortable even tho it was pretty fucking clear that it was the cameras not meg...and meg literally told them to go away??? this fandom is weird istg

that's about all i can think about now but i'm sure there's more bullshit going on somewhere in the fandom

wow. that is a lot of drama.

OH lmaoo poor people. at least i never saw it, so i didn't cry for nothing, thank god. but really, poor anyone who cried over a fake script

i actually heard of that one and is probably the only one from here i actually know and i just want to say that eddie is the kind of person that would do that/that would support that. idk why people can't just let people live.

caleb did some AMAZING scenes this season. the scene where max "dies"? that shit was the most heartbreaking scene i have ever seen and it's mostly because of caleb's acting. the "erica help" improvised line shook me to my core and made the whole scene more heartbreaking than it already was and i'm still not over it till this day. so if anyone deserves an award, it's caleb. this is the one i knew absolutely nothing about but if everyone else was nominated except caleb that i agree with you, it must be racism or it has to do something with racism. that or everyone who picks these nominations is blind af which i don't believe.

i also saw one video about that and i agree with the whole "why tf does she only get questions about her love interests" but also why would people be mad at meg?? she literally just read what someone else wrote.

[presentmicscocksleeve]

Ok but can you imagine mic getting that tattoo without your knowing, and like. It's your full name/middle name with Yamaha at the end

But his horny ass didn't bother to spell check the script he gave to be the artist and now you get to awkwardly stare at his chest with your name slightly misspelled as he's ramming into you

The fuxking SCREACH I let out at the last part 🤣

Plz all big straight across his chest and it's Haley instead of Hailey 🤣

We wouldn't be having sex tho, I would be hurt af if my manz didn't know how to spell my name. No pussy for you!

He's so embarrassed he makes yall do doggy till he can get it fixed 😂

It would be 100x funny if it was yandere Mic tho cuz how you obsessed with me but can't spell my name right for something as permanent as a tat 🤨

[thamepo]

We have all seen how much chemistry Ohm and Nanon have on screen and off screen but do you think that will be the same for a kissing scene (assuming we'll get one, bcs gmmtv). I would honestly prefer no kissing scene over one that is just awkward to watch. That being said I haven't seen any other kissing scenes involving Ohm or Nanon other than He's coming to me.

it’s funny because whenever someone asks me about an ohmnanon kiss my mind goes straight to that ig story video in which nanon just pecked ohm like it was nothing akdksksksk so cute!

i’ll be honest, that video changed my life and my opinion on the possibility of nanon kissing boys (although there IS a difference between kissing your best friend for fun and doing it in front of professional cameras for the world to see)

now, regardless of past experiences, i do believe they are both very capable of doing a good kissing scene because they seem sooo professional and dedicated BUT i think it mostly depends on whether there is a kiss scene in the script and how they’re instructed to go about it.

both ohm and nanon are very attuned to their characters’ feelings and if it feels right then they’ll want to give a good show. i personally don’t think p’aof would restrain them, nor should they ever be restrained. but then again, depends if they’re supposed to kiss….. depends on how they’re supposed to kiss….. and if the moment felt right enough to do it properly.

but if the stars aligned, i do believe they could deliver an effortless good kiss. not like a full make-out session, of course 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but something natural, with emotion.

i’m with you tho. i prefer no kiss over awkward kissing. so if for ANY reason they can’t do it, don’t feel like doing it, too restrained to do it, just leave it!!

keep holding hands boys, that shit looks cute AF aldkskdkskdks

pray circle that whatever direction they went, it’s done well!! 🙏🏼🕯🙏🏼🕯🙏🏼🕯🙏🏼

[bronwiebear-brad]

Giiiiirl! Listen this I know u only write about Bradleyboy but I see that u fancy the holland boys and haz 😏😏 (who doesn't right?) so pleaseeeee write something with them, pleaaaaaaaaase 🥺love you writing so much it would mean the world for me 💛

A/N: You all know that I cannot resist my sweet anon’s requests, so consider this an early christmas gift. Lmao. I hope your staying healthy. Btw I’ve choosen the most soft boy ever aka Harry Holland because that boy is lovely af - also this is my first time writing about the boys so pls be gentle 💛

Warnings: nothing much just a few curse words.

Spending quarentine and 24/7 trapped inside a house with the most loud, messy, cheeky boys ever wasn’t actually in your dream plans. Everyone got a part of their day busy, either was college, work, cooking, drinking, boys silly videogames challenges, boardgames and a lot of pranks. But apart from all that quarentine was making you guys build strong bonds.

You all tried to be active, productive and keep the days busy. But let me tell you this: that boys were always up to no good.

You were siting in the living room with your laptop in the coffee table and paying extreme attention to your zoom class. Harrison was in his, writing a few emails and you both were enjoying the quietness of the room while your teacher rambled about something important.

You totally missed Harry cheekily giggling and running into the living room, disappearing right after into the backyard. But little boy Tom definitely not gone unnoticed when he came shouting and shirtless, trying to catch his brother, making a quick appearence into your lecture since you had your camera and mic on the moment he passed behind you.

“HARRY! YOU’RE GONNA GET IT, YOU DICKHEAD!” Tom disapeared into the backyard door and Harrison looked at you trying his best not to laugh. You were looking at your classmates, with your face pale and widen eyes as you were noticing some of them laughing, freaking out and most importantly, your teacher had this serious unread expression on his face.

“That's it, I'm completely done”. You thought to yourself while smiling awkardly to the camera and thinking about million ways to murder Thomas freaking Holland.

"Wait, wasn't that dude, Spiderman?" Your teacher asked making Harrison and the rest of the class brust in laughter, meanwhile you grew red.

Apart from ruining zoom lectures, spending quality time with your bestfriends was the best thing. But most important, spending quality time with your very special friend Harry. Of course he didn’t knew he had a special place in you heart - and you meant to keep that way - but you two were very close and as the days went by it was more dificult to pretend that he didn’t make your stomach funny every morning when he came down and kissed your cheek, smelling heavenly with his sleepy eyes and messy curls.

Harrison was the mainly reason you've met Harry and the rest of the boys. It was during a summer break where you joined an workshop to learn more about the process of making movies and writing scripts. You didn't want to persue that professionally, but you needed exciting things to do on your summer break from high school so why not join a class to discuss movies?

You two got along right away after the teacher set you together to recreate a new ending for Titanic. You both did a comic approach, making everyone in the group laugh and even the teacher said that you were really a good duo. You had the writing skills and he had the acting. You were pretty unaware of Harrison’s truly intentions tho. But the minute he noticed your general interests about certain genres and cinema in general, the way you discuss the photography, scripts and plots even tho you didn’t understand very well about it and just by the way you stood in the theaters reading all the credits after a movie just ended. All of that simple things, reminded him of something. Or to be more precised, someone. That someone was nothing less than Harry Holland.

So he knew that he had to settle up you two, that you two would get along very well but Harrison wasn't going to force it, it had to happen naturally. That's why you started to hang out more with him. Going out to lunch or drink coffee, study sessions in the library, parties or movie sessions in his house and that eventually, gave you Tom.

Tom usually came with Harrison to the study sessions, studying his scrips and even joined the workshop at one point. Sadly he got off when he started working on the first big challenge in his career and all the Spiderman thing.

You three grew together and everyone started to getting in the right way of their lifes. Of course Tom knew his best friend's intentions from the start and decided to join the team of cupids.

It was needed one night at the pub, where you three were drinking and having a good time, to steping the plan to a whole another level.

"Guys, I'm going to quit the workshop." You said camly making Tom frown and Harrison almost spit his drink.

No no no, his plan didn't even started yet!! He thought.

"What? Why?!" Tom whined. After he had to quit it because his filming career, he was truly excited about his two best friends doing something similar to his job. He like the heated arguments and opinions about the films on movie nights, like you all had some sorta of film club.

"Did you got a boyfriend, is that it?" Harrison talked curious. "He doesn't let you hang with us?" He leaned on the tabled talking low as if he was saying a secret password.

"No Harrison, I'm still single. What the hell?" You chuckled and rolled your eyes.

This man and his obsession with my lofe life. You thought.

“I'm starting college and thats a big deal. I'm not going to have time to commit there, I only joined it as a hobby and it's been two years, guys." You smiled at them noticing their attention on you. "Also, I'm searching for a flat here, downtown before it all starts and I'm not finding anything." You simple explain frowning and taking a long sip on your drink and Tom's eyes lit up. He was proud of his flash thinking. Even if sometimes he wished he could just shut up and don’t say stupid things as his brothers would say to him.

"Move in with us, there's enough room there!" He let out excited. His eyes moved to Harrison and the blonde boy raised an eyebrow thinking further and understanding his best friend cheeky expression.

"Yeah, you could join us, darling. Real estate is a mess these days" Harrison smiled widely and your jaw dropped.

Are they serious right now?

"As if you knew about real estate." Tom rolled his eyes and Harrison playfully smacked his head.

"Uh-I-I don't know... You don't live there alone, what about the other guys? I don’t want to change the frat crazy house of yours.." You weren't sure if it was a good idea to move to a house without asking the other people who lived there.

"Oh you mean my brother Harry?" You nod after whatching Tom carefully. "He is super excited to met you, we’ve talk a lot about you". He simply let out making Harrison widen his blue eyes.Tom and his big mouth.

"Wait what?!" You asked being caught in surprise.

Three years later and there you were, standing in the kitchen, after Tom cooked dinner - by cooking you mean ordering - since it was your and Harry's turn to wash the dishes. As you washed the plates, he dried them with a white towel and was humming a song that was playing from his playlist. - swear that boy had a playlist for everything.

"Did you and Tom got your script thing sorted out yet?" You asked while passing a plate under the water. He stopped singing and listened to you carefully.

"Yeah, we are pretty far ahead. Moving to find a good plot. It's pretty hard" He answer grabbing the plate from your hands and noticing your eyes on his face, blushing slightly. "Don't tell Tom but I can give you the abstracts if you want to have a read? I know how much you love to read." He smiled and looked at your face properly. You were smiling widely and his heart softened finding your dimple extremely cute.

"Really?!" You sound so excited that he chuckled nodding.

"Of course. You're running out of books to read, I was planing on giving you one for Christmas but-" he continued driyng the plates but got caught in surprised when you kissed his cheek and said thanks. Seconds later he was right back in the kitchen after a short trip to the moon. "How's the online classes going?" He smiled, still blushing from your previous interaction, and looked at your face.

"It's going good." You stopped for a few seconds just admiring his face and the way his curls fell into his face lazily. He looked extremely cute in that green sweater. "I think my teacher fancies me more now. After the litle acident and knowing I share roof with spiderman, the dude." You said with a funny expression and you both laughed.

"Glad I could contribute on such achievements, miss." He bumped his shoulder into yours playfully. And you laughed even more. Your giggles filling the kitchen and besides the music playing on his playlist, Harry swore it was the most beautiful melodies he ever heard.

You two returned your attention to the sink and as you were doing it you got caugh in a Arctic Monkeys music playing and trying to remember the lyrics.

Click.

Your attention was brought back after hearing a camera and seeing a flash. Harry was still looking at you thru the lense with a lovely smile.

"Harry? Oh my god, no!" You blushed at his bold moves. "I'm looking horrible right now. Why did you take a picture?"

"Nonsense. You look so cute while doing the dishes." He turned the camera, showing you the picture and you blushed even more.

"Eww. Please, delete it." You warned and he chuckled putting the camera straps above his neck and resting the camera on his chest.

"I'm not going to delete it, love." He kept his task as you. "Sorry not sorry." He laughed maliciously and you rolled your eyes.

"You're going to delete it." You looked at him and he clicked his tongue.

"Uh-uh." He hummed moving his head negatively and his curls balanced up and down. That was a good sight.

"Oh yeah?" You raised and eyebrow asking one more time and didn't even gave him the time to turn your direction. Your hands already throwing him foam and he stepped back, foam hitting his hoodie and his chest.

He smirked but his hands went to his camera, inspection it.

"Oh shit, the camera." Your mouth making a "o" shape. "Im sorry H, I didn't thought about it." You pouted giving him the most apologetic smile and he pulled a poker face at you for a few minutes.

You were starting to believe that you actually broke the device but then he started to laugh hard.

"It's water proof, dummy." He showed you his tongue and hit you smoothly with the towel in your face.

"You absolute arse!" You thrown him more foam and after a peace threaten by his hands up, he finally stopped laughing. "Im serious now, delete the picture, carrot." You warned and he laughed at the nickname.

"I think I'm going to set it as my wallpaper." His words rolled out of his tongue so easily as he concentrate on drying the plates again and you didn't even moved from your spot, getting caught by his words.

"What?" You asked finally, studying his face and his eyes opened widely. "Harry why use my picture as your background?" You dried your hands.

Did I said that out loud? Damn it, Harry you fucking dick. He thought.

"Hmm..." He swallowed. "It's a really nice picture. You look rather pretty.... And I-uh kinda like you, I guess." His hands scratching his head and his blood stopping running thru his body. Well there wasn't no intention of hidden it now.

"Oh I'm so enjoying this." Tom said to Harrison, as they were siting across the room in the couch watching the whole scene in silence. You two didn't even noticed them spying.

"It's a romcom and we were the directors of it." Harrison joked and Tom chuckled.

"Thanks." You smiled and went to hug Harry. "You look rather pretty too." You said into his shoulder and earned a kind smile from him "Look." You were closer to him and your head moved back to look into his eyes properly, his hand traveled to your back and laid way to high for your liking. But it was Harry, and he was always so respectful that he didn't want to be sneaky or ruin the moment by placing his hands too down. You found that gesture so cute.

"I think I kinda like you, too." Your face got closer to his and his eyes closed feeling your hot breath hit his face. You stand there admiring his freckles for minutes.

"Do we have to move their heads too?" Harrison asked whispering. The duo was watching the scene unfold ahead of them with frowning expressions.

"Why aren't they kissing?" Tom dramatically pulled a face as if their plan came out totally wrong after all those years of dedication.

Harry started to dance slowly, his lashes clicked a few times and he opened his eyes. And you followed him. You both had silly smiles on your faces and after a long time of slowly dancing in his arms. He lean in, kissing you passionately. And you returned the kiss, like you meant to tell him that you loved him all along.

Continuously gags and whistles followed by an loud “FINALLY” from Harrison could be heard from the kitchen making Harry and you pull back from the kiss and stare at the boys. You both smiled and kissed again.

"Oh get a room you two!" Tuwaine shouted after entering the kitchen surprisingly and seeing you.

Despite that, you two didn't pulled back and Harry gave them the middle finger, covering your faces and the kiss with his hand, from the sneaky bastards across the room.

"We've created monsters" Tom's statement made everyone laugh.