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Hey, interested in your opinion about this.
Do you think Mako kissing Asami back was in character? When Korra came back from a war, this is what she would walk into. Don't you think it was a degrading thing to do Korra?
The fact that he is friends with a person who would act so desperately selfish says a lot about how he doesn't respect Korra.
I'm not sure how Makorra would work as long as he doesn't realize that. No self respecting woman would put up with that.
(I don't buy the "vulnerable Asami" excuse, nor do I think it justifies what happened)
The way this is a reach 🤌 so if I understand correctly, Asami instigated the kiss with Mako and somehow it’s Mako’s fault? It continually amazes me how Mako gets the brunt of the blame for the love triangle when it’s mostly Korra and Asami playing tug of war with him as the rope.
Vulnerable Asami? Try vulnerable Mako. What the fuck. He’s raw from a break up and Asami lunges for the attack??? That situation is at least 70% her fault.
Why is Mako friends with Asami? You mean why is Korra friends with Asami? The two of them giggling like besties in Book 3 like they didn’t thoroughly fuck with Mako’s head and actively disrespect each other’s relationships.
Why does the blame fall squarely on Mako here, when really it’s male writers blatantly not understanding female dynamics. Feminism? Maturity?? If I catch a bitch kissing my boyfriend that bitch better get out of my house. Best believe she will never be trusted again.
The writers wanted a Beautiful Liar moment so bad where two girls bond over being victimized by the same man. EXCEPT in both cases the girls instigated the betrayal (Korra kissed Mako while he’s dating Asami, Asami kissed Mako when the break up is so raw it’s not even pasteurized)
Pictured: NOT Korra and Asami
If there is any justice in the world (and Bryke knew how to write romance) Asami and Korra would’ve fought each other like the catty bitches they truly are.
I don’t even care about defending Mako or Makorra I just want to highlight that the Korra-Asami friendship makes ZERO SENSE. They’re so fucking toxic omg. And now they’re dating??? Based on their track record with respecting boundaries: good fucking luck with that.
Then you get Mako sacrificing himself in book 4 and people going “he should’ve died”, why??? Because two girls tossed him around like a frisbee?? Because you’ve got showrunners who can’t write romance???
Korra would be lucky to deserve Mako after all that. That is my core Makorra belief. It’s a fucked up girlfriend/pathetically in love boyfriend who’s too good for her dynamic!
This reply went off the rails but in my defense, that love triangle is a scourge on humanity. I’m not mad at anon I’m mad at the abysmal romantic development that mks have been trying to rectify with fics for years.
#IM A MAKO DEFENDER FIRST#MAKORRA SHIPPER SECOND#the blame distribution is#40% korra#40% asami#20% mako#100% BRYKE#tlok#mako tlok#makorra#makorra 2.0
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mayblade 21: box
im being so real right now. whenever i saw johannes surrounded by a swarm of cats i would start violently sobbing into the pavement.
#mayblade 2025#kitty distribution system treats this man well#johannes coming back to hq from a day out with 10 new cats and 4 diseases#he lives amongst the cats for he has found his place with them#every time something goes wrong in fury i just blame it on this guy#on all level except physical he is a cat#mfb#metal fight beyblade#johannes beyblade
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It’s criminal that Colman Domingo is leaving this award season empty-handed
#love him so much#I blame a24 for fucking up the distribution. sing sing should’ve been a major contender. ugh#sing sing#oscars 2025#colman domingo
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every time you blame one of wilsons ex wives for their failed marriages 10000 puppies get run over by a semi truck
#house md#Yes it takes two to tango but uhhh#wilson. clearly holds the majority of the fault in all 3 divorces#and yeah julie cheated on him. he cheated on her with house… so#and by that i dont mean ‘wilson and house fucked before julie and wilson got divorced’#i explicitly do not believe that#but i mean. dude skipped christmas at home without a second thought to her feelings to spend it with someone he just blatantly cares more#- about#and thats just one of many examples of him prioritizing house#with sam the blame for the divorce is more evenly distributed but#theres a pattern here. coming from him.
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The last time I tried to use a Weighted blanket was right after the spider bite and I couldn't do it. Instead of relieving stress like it did before, it felt like I was unable to breathe and made everything so much worse. I tried several times over the next few months, but it didn't help anymore. I kept it in my closet and moved it to Chicago with me as a cover for my TV, but when we were unfolding it to pack a brown recluse climbed out of it and even though I knew there was no danger once it was gone, the association was permanent and I never ended up trying to use it until finally I ditched it in June.
I went today to get a new pillow and like, I did but I also walked out with a new weighted blanket and a weighted dragon plushie and oh my god. My bed just went from "that place where I sleep" to "my oasis, my port in a storm, the place I will now daydream of returning to." it almost feels wrong to be this comfy. three years of stress are being pressed out of me like milk from a barrel of almonds. Like when your dish sponge is black with burnt residue and you get it nice and wet and squeeze until it turns yellow again. Weirdly I feel like I'm almost levitating instead of being weighed down. The dragon is the perfect shape to sit on my shoulder/upper chest, and I can rest my head on it without it losing its shape or slipping off. I'm going to wind up with temporary nerve damage in my heel where it's pressed into the mattress a little. I'm never moving again.

#The blanket honestly made me feel a little emotional at first#The relief was so powerful#It's a 15 pound weight effect if anyone was wondering#My old one was better but it had a brown recluse on it and in it so I was never going to use it again#I could not do anything about that or frankly blame myself#This one may not have the individual squares stitched to distribute the beads evenly#But it's good enough and I'm the chillest I've maybe ever been#I had to recover a little as a person before I could fully and truly be able to feel and process the relief it brings#mundane adventures
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finished s3 and stand firm in shauna defense EASY WORK!!!!!!!!!!!
#not as in shes innocent but as in none of them are and for all misty's 'boo shauna accept responsibility for once!!!' her tai and mel are#alllll happy to say everything was shauna fueling it. but thats literally just not true of teen timeline. she didnt come up with the hunts#she hasnt even killed anyone as a teen yet. i mean. diffused responsibility you could say they are all responsible for mari and javi#but no one killed either of those two directly#idk! and theres a lot of deaths to go before rescue. so maybe she'll kill people during that inbetween but as of yet??? easy to blame but#she isnt any more responsible for javi or for mari than anyone else#i think it would be really fun to have her as the next adult death just because things wont stop after shes dead and they wont have anyone#left to blame but themselves#ultimately shauna knows for the most part who and what she is (with . reliance on coping mechs of having convinced herself it was#great out there) but none of the others do!!! tai can happily blame everything on the other her but the line between them thins and thins.#misty is. misty. and mel grabs the chance to jump back into violence with both hands. and is also married to the kid of a woman they killed#how hannahs death is gonna go idk but. idk!!!!!!!!#i do think it would be more interesting if the last teen deaths ARENT on shaunas hands. one final heinous act to cement the guilt of every#survivor. theyre all guilty regardless ofc. if one person could shoulder the blame for all of it they wouldnt all be so bound to silence fo#25 years. but still! theres just something delicious about blood evenly distributed across all their hands and the refusal of the guilty to#bear that guilt alone.#nyxi yjs watch#the only issue for me is the hair thing but thats less a shauna thing and more i dont think the writers were thinking very hard about it.#bc its evidently not intended to be a mari thing given shes cradling hannahs hair like a freak.#i have concerns but presuming they DONT hardline the 'no one remembers any details which is why theyve been fine to be besties!' detail too#hard (because. they were at shaunas WEDDING. like immediately after. and i dont think they forgot everything that quickly) then itll be goo
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i have so many THOUGHTS but i would get eaten alive for those thoughts so instead i will just say : ) and rant in the tags
#yes this is me about silco again#and i like him as a character i really do#but just because he opposes the big bag (piltover/council) does not automatically make him good nor does his past with vander#like yes vander almost killed him and silco SHOULD be pissed about that and he doesnt have to forgive vander at all#but he is not the hero of zaun like he actively oppressed his own people just for power#like he was not good for zaun. full stop. he let his people get addicted to drugs (purposefully so) as a way to control them#he actively worked with enforcers as well like. he made deals with markus so help keep blaming people who WERENT on his pay role#he is loyal to zaun as a concept but not its people#the fact that in zaun theres a whole group hidden away JUST from him says something#like ekkos tree is not people just hiding from enforcers theyre hiding from him too#like pLEASE recognize that while he was doing the “right” thing by fighting for zaun independence it was at the cost of its people#also: he would have totally continued shimmer distribution just quietly#sorry to say he was not giving his money makers up#ugh anyways you can like morally grey/dark characters!! like you dont need to make them heroic to make them acceptable#like i do believe he really cared for jinx this isnt about that like he DID love her as a daughter#but hes also the reason for her mental state#so like. ugh whatever idk#also#anti silco#is he better than piltover/council? maybe/yes bc he does want independence but hes also subjecting his own people as well#like i would pick silco over the council BUT its like if i only had two options sort of choice#anyways if you see this its because you went looking for it#also if anyone tries that “but ______ did worse!” bs I WILLL fight you#if you have to bring up another character for an argument youve already lost#i did mark this anti silco and wont put it in the regular tag bc I know the etiquette#just to be safe#silco anti#silco arcane critical#silco critical#idk sorry im just passionate today
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i have my likes and dislikes on this season but one thing most who watched it agreed on is how it was nothing like what the writers said it would be before it aired…like super gorey and super gay? i’d say season two beats season three out on those two by a large margin. there also needs to be a return to how the adult timeline deals with trauma, rather than them all dying one by one to up the shock factor. as there still hasn’t been a season four renewal (…yet), let’s hope the future writers room makes an effort to understand the criticism and why it’s needed.
#yellowjackets#yellowjackets spoilers#shauna shipman is my oomf#but the blame needs to start being distributed between all who participated in what happened during the teen timeline imo
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‘Record of Ragnarok’ Season 3 do you need a ride to the studio or something?¿
#record of ragnarok#record of ragnorok season 3#not to be a doomsday-ist but when Netflix started peddling anime#i knew it was going to be a shit distribution with even shittier schedules and i was right#and this cannot entirely be blamed on the pandemic and the strike#because this started before those events#it’s made worse by both
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hi darling!! for the wip word game: brother and blush/blushing
laurie my love <333
brother (from operation wanker, because thats the only wip the word is mentioned in)
“James, are you going to take me to some rock concert or something?” James can’t help himself, he actually laughs at Regulus’ obvious distress that this might be what James came up for with a date. “I’m not, I did actually remember which Black brother I’m taking out, don’t worry. Although, if you fancy, there is a laser show in a couple hours where they play some rock songs as well?” “I think I’ll pass, thank you,” Regulus says decisively. “Kind of expected as much. I might take Sirius there some time though…” “I can’t believe I’m going out with someone who’s talking about taking my brother out while on our date,” Regulus mutters.
blush (from borrow my name. i make reg blush far too fucking much oops)
“My washing machine broke,” James says with a grin this time when Regulus opens his door, “You don’t happen to have a shirt I can borrow?” James hasn’t managed to take Regulus by surprise since that first time he came knocking on his door. The fact the he stands frozen in his doorway now, staring at James’ bare chest with a deep blush across his cheeks despite having seen James naked several times over the past couple weeks makes James grin with satisfaction. “Well? What do you say? Wanna help out your needy neighbour?” That seems to finally unfreeze Regulus. “Needy now, is he?” “Very much so,” James agrees. “Can I come in?”
#i should probably start making reg keep his blood evenly distributed throughout his body...#but making him blush is so fun and so easy and he looks so lovely#can anyone really blame me for this?#asks#my writing#fic: operation wanker#fic: borrow my name#dunno if ill ever use that tag again on here but yolo just gonna tag it anyway
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writing my "fun essay" (about the history of fanfic and how it became a solidified/recognized concept in mainstream pop culture) and lowkey THIS SHIT IS HARD!!! expkaining wtf slash fic is in academic terms like i feel this be objectionable. somehow
#thoughts#its actually rlly perfect for this class tho cuz we literally just talk about#how media evolves and new genres/methods/forms of writing and information transfer get established#and idk i feel like tho a majority of gen z/millenials probably dont consume fanfic as a hobby#it has enough relevance as a cultural idea that u could say 'oh well its fanfiction of [x]' and most ppl in that age group could understand#what is being communicated. so idk. its abt how fanfiction became less niche with the advent of the internet + online fan subculture#and how it became mainstream enough to become its own recognizable like... THING. in media culture and how we talk abt it#fun and interesting but also hard to explain. and i have to make tough calls about how much i can talk about yaoi#so many of the earliest like true to the letter for-fans fanfic i can find record of#is star trek yaoi from the 70s. which was printed into physical books and distributed at fanclub meetings T_T#literally yaoi is at the beginning and end of it all. fujos are to blame for everything
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so embarrassing knowing i grind my teeth like ur literally just sleeping calm tf down🙄🙄
#I NEVER DID THIS WHEN I WAS LITTLE#like why am i so tense as i dream about free dolls in an airport (no joke this was my dream last night)#i blame my orthodontist idk i feel like its his fault somehow#no jaw pain before braces but jaw pain and clenched jaw afterwards?? hmmmmmm#one could say anxiety but ehhhh seems convenient#i would say id take braces pain over jaw pain again but the canker sores from the wires were actually so miserable#itd be tolerable if it was evenly distributed but i think my jaw is a bit crooked or smth bc only one side of my teeth touch when its closed
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well California Tortilla might get on my bad food list
#personal#they were on thin ice with their tacos#their nachos were passable#but i just had the worst burrito of my life#not that eat many but still#that shit was like 90% rice#there was just a gross distribution of the sour cream#like christ almighty#the melt was bad too#i can put some blame on it being close to closing#but come on#i had a thought to go to a local mexican place#but it was out of my way#that'll learn me
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I was chosen multiple times by the cat distribution system and the dogs of my roommate kept chasing them off
#i am so angry#cat distribution system#Dogs shouldn't be so aggressive#Especially when I had multiple cats before#I got so angry when I kept being told they were just playing#I almost just started tackling the dogs when they chased them#One actually ran away because of it#I was blamed for it as I inherited her from my mom#They were so beautiful and lovely#I even started leaving food out for them#Eventually they just disappeared#Think it was the spca#As it was school stray cats
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— BEST FRIEND! SUNA
desc ;; after being blocked by a situationship, you show your best friend your nudes and ask for advice. tws & tags ;; nsfw mdni. distribution of explicit material, oral, objectification, mentions of squirting, breeding, anal & filming.
the door to suna's room creaks as you step inside.
after having spent all day bed rotting with your best friend, you decided to step out for some fresh air (and a quick smoke), and unsurprisingly, suna is still exactly as you left him — on his phone, leaning back against his headboard. he doesn't spare you a glance as you enter the room.
your phone is still perched precariously on the edge of his bed, and you approach it with caution. part of the reason you rushed outside was because during an awfully risque text conversation with a guy you've been talking to, you obliged and sent him some lewd pics. but he left you on read.
in your defence, it was a heat-of-the-moment decision, and he did request it, so it's not as though you were sending unsolicited images like some sort of perv. but the fact he was taking so long to respond did make you feel like one, though a small voice in your head tried to reassure you that surely he wasn't ignoring you, perhaps your pics have just given him something to take care of.
regardless, the larger part of you was moritified and unsure what to do, so you just dropped your phone on the bed and removed yourself from the situation — clearing your mind before you returned.
now, it was time for the moment of truth. you sat yourself awkwardly down on the corner of the bed, and hesitantly reached for your phone. no new notifications: that didn't fill you with much hope at all. after inputting your password, you navigated to the app and searched for his contact, and suspiciously it wasn't it your 'recently messaged' tab.
your heart was already thundering in your chest, but this only made it far worse. all your messages and chat history with this guy had disappeared, and when you tried to desperately type one out to him, it was immediately marked as 'failed to send'.
you frown, body going slack as you fall back onto the bed and defeatedly drawl, "he blocked me.."
suna finally perked up from his oblivious post at the other side of his bed, "who blocked you?"
"the guy i was texting.."
"that sucks." suna responded bluntly. though you couldn't blame him, he clearly didn't understand the severity of the situation, so you tried to explain it to him,
"you don't get it! i actually really liked him, and we were having such a nice time talking until.." you trail off, failing to find the courage to admit the shameful truth.
"until?" suna pried.
"rinny! can i ask you something?" you inquire, swiftly sitting upright as you shift the conversation, "can i send you some photos and you can tell me what you think of them?"
if suna was being completely honest, he was only half paying attention to whatever it was you were saying, so naturally he didn't notice the sudden change in topic of discussion — or he just didn't care. your new request wasn't foreign to him though; often you'll ask him to review random pics that you plan on adding to a photo dump online. or asking him to rank what order you should add the pics to your instagram carousel. or in which of these three images are you serving the most cunt. stuff like that, thus he agreed.
"sure. send them and i'll look."
"yay." you hummed with delight, and eagerly forwarded him the pics, "let me know what you think. i thought they looked fine but now i'm having second thoughts.."
he tapped the notification at the top of his screen and was directed to the chat with you. in which, he was met with an influx of images he was not expecting.
you, his best friend, who he's known for as long as he can remember, perched on your bathroom counter and posing for a mirror photo — wearing nothing but a floral thong and no top. your back was facing the mirror so he couldn't see your chest, but the plump globe of your ass was fully exposed and unshielded by the skimpy sliver of fabric.
his blood rushed to his head, and also his dick. his whole body was tense and thus his eyes were glued to the lewd picture of you, not only because he was mesmerised but also since he was so rigid he couldn't bring himself to move his thumb.
the furious pounding of his heartbeat rattled in his eardrums. he's never seen you so bare before. of course you've worn revealing clothes around him before — like when you go to the beach together, or sometimes when you're just hanging out in a warm environment — but never in such a purposeful or pornographic manner.
don't get him wrong, you've always been alluring to him but he just assumed that was just a part of your nature and he was being a sly pervert for secretly viewing you in an explicit way. like when you'd pull your hoodie off and your shirt would ride up and he'd get a peek of your underboob. or when you'd sit with your legs up on the couch while wearing shorts and he could see the outline of your sweet folds. it was undoubtably hot but that was never the intention, or so he assumed.
even though your back was to the mirror in the image, he could still tell that you weren't wearing any top, and the placement of your other hand just underneath the rotund curve of your ass was so deliberate and hot. it's like he was seeing you in a whole other light; he didn't know you were capable of being so sexy on purpose — he always assumed it was more of an accidental thing for you.
it's like his whole impression of you was shattering. maybe you weren't the sweet girl with a grimy sense of humour he thought you were; maybe you were truly a slutty bombshell. it was surreal and nauseating yet he still ached to see more.
though, before he began scrolling through the several other images you sent him, he gulped and turned the phone to show you the screen, "uhm, did you mean to send me this?"
you furrowed your brows together and leaned forward to inspect the screen, afraid you might've sent him pics of your medical anomaly that you meant to show the doctor. but once you examined the pic, you sighed and sat back in place, "yeah, those are the right ones." you state plainly, and suna proceeds to stare blankly at you, entirely speechless.
it freaked you out a little, so you attempted to fill the uncomfortable silence, "what do you think? that's what i sent to the guy before he blocked me. i thought they were kinda cute.. but there must be something wrong with them." he still looks astonished, so you clarify, "and he asked for me to send them, by the way. i didn't just do it randomly."
suna nods slowly as if that were of any reassurance what-so-ever. you press him to continue looking, and he cautiously does so. his thumb moves on his own as he swipes through the multiple suggestive images you sent him. and his dick begins to throb looking at each one.
they are all so hot; makes him feel so perverted for enjoying it. many are taken in your bathroom mirror, a string bikini top with a measly little thong on. he recalls you wore that exact set to the beach with him one time, except you were wearing a floral sarong too. it was sheer but there was still enough fabric to obscure you're delicious ass. but in this picture it was all out for the camera.
there was even a couple shots from that one halloween where you went as a zombie cowgirl. the costume itself was cool but suna recalls it wasn't revealing or intentionally 'sexy' or anything like that — which is why his heart leaped upon seeing your various upskirt pics, that were probably taken after he walked you home after a night out. some were shot directly up your skirt, showing the plushness of your ass up close, while others were taken in your bedroom mirror. either with you lifting your skirt up teasingly, or full-on bent over for the camera. from certain angles, he could even see the imprint of your lips through your thin panties which drove him absolutely insane.
to think, if he was smart enough that night, he could've stayed over at yours and buried himself in that cute ass, that you were clearly so desperate to show off. could've ate that pristine hole and felt your soft ass cradle his face. it's as though he could hear the adorable little noises you would've made, ringing in his ears.
he been gawking at his phone screen for a while, saying nothing, so you pry, "i look fine, right, rin? c'mon, please don't tell me i look weird! i thought these pictures were cute, so i don't know why he didn't like them.." you whine with a frustrated pout. you really don't understand men, thus you were hoping suna would be of some assistance, but he wasn't even saying anything or providing useful insight. just gaping at his screen.
"uh, they look.." he started, voice trailing off as his eyes were still glued to your perky ass clad in nothing but a thong, and his mind began to run wild with fantasies, "uhm.."
you interpretted his lust-fuelled daze as disinterest, and sighed. "really? they're that bad. what's wrong with 'em? i don't get it.. oh! is it because i'm leaving to much to the imagination? are they not overt enough?" you bite your lip as you antsily scroll through your secure folders and forward him some additional pictures, "look, i have dirtier ones. whatdya think? are these ones better?"
as promised, the new images you sent him were dirtier. filthy, in fact.
now you were wearing absolutely nothing. suna choked on his own spit at the sight of you stood bare in front of your bathroom mirror, posing suggestively for the camera. your whole pussy was exposed and so were your erect nipples, that he had previously only seen when they were teasing him by straining against the fabric of your tank tops.
he knew you were attractive but it was shocking to realise that is the body you've been hiding this whole time. had he knew that earlier, he would've ripped your clothes off a lot sooner.
in some of them your hair was wet and the bathroom mirror was steamy, as though you had just gotten out of the shower. for the most part he's been hyper-focussed on your seductive body, however, he's suddenly beginning to notice things in the background. like the pattern of the bathroom tiles.. and the shape of the mirror.. and the colour of the countertops.. shit, were some of these taken in his bathroom?
there was no denying it. the reality came crashing down on him like a sack of bricks and knocked the wind right out of him. at some point, he was chilling in his room, probably playing video games or texting his friends without a care in the world, patiently waiting for his turn to shower, while you were in the adjoining bathroom, posing for nude selfies and showing off your slutty tits for the camera. in his mirror.
fuck, if only he knew. now he feels like an idiot. the things he would've done to that hot body in the shower, his dick aches just thinking about it. he'd need to finish in you so many times, until his cum was drooling out of you and he'd only stop once the water ran cold.
there were shots with your legs spread too. on halloween again, your skirt was hiked up and your panties were pulled to the side, exposing your glistening cunt. he'd do anything to lock his mouth to those puffy folds of yours. taste that sticky, juicy cunt. even without flash, your pussy was visibly soaked with your arousal. it coated your lips and stuck to your inner thighs.
and the sight of your tantalising hole was enough to make him light-headed. so puckered and cute for the camera. and it was about the tightest little thing he's ever seen. from the way your own juices soak your pretty pussy, he could tell you were undoubtly needy that halloween night. he hates himself for not burying his cock into that snug hole and stretching you out. pounding his fat dick into over and over, and making you take it. or his tongue, then he wouldn't stop until you squirt in his mouth, and he'd keep going for several rounds until you—
"hellooo? earth to rinny. anybody there?" you wave your hand in between his dry eyes and the phone, which momentarily rips him out of his horny trance.
"huh?" he groans, confused as to what you are disturbing him for, when he was so close drinking up your first orgasm (in his imagination.)
"do you think i should've sent the dirtier pics?" you pondered aloud, waiting for suna's much-needed input, "maybe he blocked me because he thought i was a prude, or something like that."
"you're definitely not a prude." suna utters his first coherent (and sfw) thought in the last ten minutes. "why.. did you send me these?"
"so i can get your opinion, dummy!" you roll your eyes, prodding at his shoulder, "that's what i've been syaing this whole time. it's not like i'm showing you my nudes for fun."
"right.." his brows twitch, trying his best not to even glance down at his phone screen, as he knows he'll be distracted again, "i think you look fine."
"fine?!—"
"—great! you look great." suna swiftly corrects himself, then continues, "why do you care that some guy blocked you? he was probably just an asshole."
"what if he blocked me because he thinks i'm hideous?" you whine.
"you're not." he states plainly. "but if you're that worried about it, i could help you take some better photos."
"really?"
"yeah." he slowly stands up from the bed, weary as to conceal his throbbing erection as he moves, "what're friends for?"
you smile gently up at him, and without further question, you begin to remove your clothes. in truth, you are a bit hesitant because you've never purposefully stripped for him before — yeah, sometimes you guys would change in front of each other, but that was never as intimate as this. however, you persevered because you felt as though during your embarrassing moment, you reached a new level of friendship and camaraderie with suna. one in which you could be more vulnerable with each other.
first to come off was your jumper, then your shorts, and next thing you knew, you were laying completely nude out in front of suna. he loomed over you, grasping onto his phone camera for dear life. his eyes were zeroed in on your tits, but you tried your best to ignore that and giggled, "how should i pose first?"
rintaro forced himself to gulp down whatever hedonistic thoughts were brewing in his mind, for now. he didn't want to risk appearing too eager, even if your naked body in such close proximity to him almost caused knees to give out under him. he needs to act casual. "lay on your front."
you do as you are told, and you mewl slightly as his cold hands runs over the back of your thigh, massaging your silkly flesh. he kneeds the doughy meat of your ass with his palms, then promptly spreads your cheeks to expose your puckered asshole. you can almost hear his devilish grin as he snaps a photo and hums, "there we go. so tight for the camera. you wouldn't mind if i.." his muses, as his fingers idly dance over your rear, playfully poking your ass until they sneak down to prod at your hole.
then, without warning, he shoves two digits straight in, takes the pic then yanks them back out. your back arches instictively at the lewd intrusion, "ngh, rinny!" you squeal, scrunching your features, "just take normal ones.."
"this is the sort of stuff guys like, though." he reassures, stroking your perky ass, savouring the sensation of your supple skin under his hand. "action shots."
"hmm.." you considered his suggestion, bearing in mind that he's a horny fuck that probably just wanted to stick his fingers inside you, "maybe my old pics are a bit vanilla.." you admitted.
"yeah. they're hot but you could look a lot hotter." he said, blinkly slowly, "you know what guys like? squirting pics."
"...really?" you raised an eyebrow, peering over your shoulder so he could see your clearly dubious expression.
"mhm. most guys are super turned on by it. you could land any guy if you had a pic like that." he explains with an absurd amount of sincerity and confidence, despite the fact he pulled all of that out of his ass.
"and how would i get a photo like that?" you slowly roll over onto your back, so you're looking up at him while he's stood at the edge of the bed, holding your thigh in one hand and his phone in the other — with his camera pointed directly at you.
"i guess i'd have to tongue fuck you.." he says 'begrudgingly'.
"oh i'd never made you do that, rinny." you're onto his agenda, since he does a terrible job at hiding it. the massive tent in his pants was making it too obvious that he wanted to fuck you. but you like to tease him about it. "i could just use a vibrator, while you take the picture."
his face drops, "uh," he splutters, not anticipating pushback, "girls can't squirt.. with vibrators." he blinks. the lies were somehow becoming less and less believable, despite how they weren't very convincing to begin with.
"that's a shame." you bow your head in attempt to suppress a chortle at his ridicoulous claim. finally, you decide to give him what he wants, "would you please tongue fuck me, then, rinny?" you bat your eyelashes at him.
"...sure."
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people on this website are unbelievably misinformed.
ok repeat after me. Disney does not own Doctor Who. Disney did not buy Doctor Who. Disney has, at the moment (June 2024), some international distribution rights for Doctor Who. this means that in some territories (notably the United States) Doctor Who is being simultaneously released on Disney+ at the same time as on BBC iPlayer. that’s it!!! It does not mean everything in the show had to be approved by Disney. It does not mean that Disney has any kind of creative control over Doctor Who (and i seriously doubt they do).
you may realise that a lot of non-disney properties also release on Disney+ (especially outside of the country they were made in!). before this distribution rights deal, Doctor Who fans in the US would have to either pirate new episodes, wait for the home releases or hope that the new episodes would eventually come to whatever streaming service they are subscribed to. now there is a dedicated official way for the yank fans to watch new episodes (as they release, but on Disney+). that’s literally it! any problem you have with new episodes of Doctor Who, you have to have it with the BBC/the writers, you can’t blame Disney. i hate Disney as much as the rest of you but at least be accurate in your criticisms for christs sake. they are not changing things to be less (OR MORE) gay because of “Disney money”. good heavens
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