#the greater brazillian polycule

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WHY PEOPLE DON'T TALK MORE ABOUT THE BRAZILLIAN POLYCULE

THE GREAT BRAZILIAN POLYCULE

THE OG RELATIONSHIP INVOLVING THE BRAZILLIANS

THE MOST QUEERPLATONIC RELATIONSHIP THAT EVER QUEERPLATONICED

WHY

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Just saw a spiderhalo clip comp and i love spiderbit with my entire heart but let me tell you, spiderhalo had such a GRIP on my soul

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ok so, so far, if anyone's curious, this is what the Greater Brazillian Polycule has got going on lore-wise (at least from what I've seen). by lore-wise, I mean I've taken every single word they've said way too seriously and you can't stoo me. also, every name mentioned below will be referring to the character, and if I do mean the cc instead, that'll be clarified.

Keep in mind I have only watched Felps's POV so far. with that being said!

The reason they crashed onto the island is that Felps didn't have a ship licence, thought piloting it would be just like riding a bike, and quite predictably failed

the ship was also a ghost??? I didn't get that part right

For Cellbit, Felps, Pac and Mike, qsmp is happening very near, if not right after, their last Esconde Esconde video

(Esconde Esconde [Hide And Seek in english] was a series those 4 used to do, along with a few other people. It ended years ago)

Cellbit has a history of killing people

Pac and Mike have Herobrine related trauma (Probably due to Herobrina: A lenda, a book cc!tazercraft wrote, but I never got around to reading it so I can't say for sure)

Philza Minecraft is Forever's sugar daddy

Cellbit dated Mariana for a day. who knows how long a day lasts

Forever and Cellbit are absent parents

They want to take over the smp with their favela and what I can only describe as unorganized crime

Forever didn't care for Richarlyson until his first death

A saga da casinha is real (this doesn't have to mean anything to you if you're not brazillian dw)

Please feel free to add on!

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HEEELP Hold on i knew qcellbit is apparently a former fucking serial killer or something (#girlboss) but he's also an Ex Cannibal???? Have i missed any other horrible crimes from him 😭😭 wow he really is so babygirl huh

on his second vod maybe abt. like 20-30 mins in(?) the rest of the Greater Brazillian Polycule show him they made like. a little recreation of his prison cell (cause thats. canonically where they met ig. its based off a video they did 11(?) years ago where they escape prison i think. the vid is like 2 hrs long LMAO)

and he explained to richas that he wasnt that man anymore, he went to rehab, but he was in jail with bad people for doing bad things. richas asked if he ate people and he Avoided the Question (bad) and then like mikew i think was laughing saying ‘yeah dad ate people’

good news he said he left that person in the past and it wasnt him anymore. bad news is he recognizes human meat now ig

i dont THINK theres any more crimes. but tbf richas seemed pretty chill despite the fact his dad ate people so i dont think much phases him anymore

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Fun fact!

The brazillians call Richarlyson "Ovo bolota" that translating literally it means "acorn egg" (but the actual meaning is calling him fat lol

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The brazillian polycule from qCell's perspective is so funny because like... He's co-parenting with the same people that he betrayed and hurted in some way in his life

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Imagine after qCellbit and qFelps came back, Richarlyson was just so excited that made them sleep on their first and tiny house in the favela, cuddling with him in the middle.

Things are still uncertain and tense, specially between qForever and qCell, but for the first time in weeks...they are together again.

Cellbit's memories are weird, Felps has a misterious bruise in his arm, Forever is still very much sleep deprived and paranoid, Tazercraft are confused and Quackity is...nowhere to be seen, but their son in safe and with them. All of them this time.

And that's all they need.

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I love the hc of the eggs as dragons hybrids that look mostly like humans, but them as tiny little creatures? It's so cute! I love these kind of designs!

I specially think about Richarlyson like that. Just imagine him running on his four little paws around his dad's houses! Imagine qForever running with him during full moon too and the other brazillians looking at them with delight and- argh I love them:[

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The polycule trying to see QForever with their possible future member

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I have some specific headcannons about the brazillian polycule and their other relationship outside the polycule and i'm thinking about it the while day help

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forever, who we all called an absent father, is now the only member of the greater brazillian polycule who has not let Richarlyson die in front of him. Pac doesn't count because he was on call with Mike and I'm an unfair person

[usakkhae]

Ohh I loved it!

I like to think they all "married" (although not officially with papers and everything) when they adopted Richas and started an open queerplatonic relationship a little later together after Tazercraft (with Felps instant agreement) suggested it, them being on an open queerplatonic relationship for years.

Between all five, I think qPac is the most touchy one. He likes to kiss, hug and etc, although is not something they usually do a lot. He is also the one who most pursues romantic relationships outside the polycule lol

Mike doesn't like much physical touch with anyone outside Richarlyson and Pac and isn't interested in a romantic relationship in or out of the polycule. Felps I think it's pretty similar except that he does not mind physical contact.

Forever was in love with Philza, like everyone knows, and no one in the polycule really minded ofc but Cellbit and Felps always thought it wasn't healthy for him. (Specially with all the Brunim stuff involved-

I like to think that Brunim would be part in the polycule too if he was in the qsmp, being in a romantic relationship only with Forever and he would be VERY jeoulous lol But he would warm up to the rest of the brazillians and would become friends with them.)

And about Cellbit... Following cannon he would tecnically leave the polycule in the infiltration arc and I don't know if he would come back because of Roier. But I like to think that he stayed xD

Maybe they could have included Quackity in the polycule as well. That's not really something that I think it makes the most sense in cannon too, but in my heart he is in there! Maybe only in a relationship with Cellbit and Forever, the ones who he most interacted with.

WHY PEOPLE DON'T TALK MORE ABOUT THE BRAZILLIAN POLYCULE

THE GREAT BRAZILIAN POLYCULE

THE OG RELATIONSHIP INVOLVING THE BRAZILLIANS

THE MOST QUEERPLATONIC RELATIONSHIP THAT EVER QUEERPLATONICED

WHY