#the interweb

[thebroccolination]

i need y'all to know i saw a tiktok earlier in which someone was earnestly asking where to go on the internet that's still fun because all the places they go feel mean and cold and multiple people in the comments said tumblr so maybe possibly prepare the docks for a new exodus

[myselfnevermore]

This is cool.

[heywriters]

Once again, you can be an English major. a seasoned journalist. an established author. a famed literary critic...and you will still scratch your head over the junk that makes it big. Public opinion has no worth. Just write what you want.

"But I don't want to share something that isn't perfect" why not? everyone else does.

[palmolli]

Why I LOVEEE the Sky and Twilight duo to bits and pieces.

The PARALLELS. AAUAUUUUU- JOJO YOU GENIUS.

They're like night and day, but they're still like... THE SAME. Like twins with different aesthetics. I haven't seen anybody talk about this so I WILL.

Seriously, look at them. Sky's pallete is light, Twi's is dark. Yet they both wear waist thingies. They've both got blonde-ish brown hair, but Sky's is swept to the left, Twi's is swept to the right. Which is funny cuz... SKY IS RIGHT HANDED, TWI IS LEFT HANDED.

Twilight is drawn with sharper edges, while Sky is drawn much softer. They both wear chainmail but... Sky's is silver, Twi's is gold. Both of them wear cloaks of some kind. Sky's is white, Twi's is black. NIGHT AND DAY. LIGHT AND DARK. YIN AND YANG.

JOJO WHEN I CATCH YOU JOJO-

(I'm going insane.)

Sky was born and raised a knight, Twi grew up on a farm. But both of them came from outside of Hyrule in tight-knit communities.

I could go on... and I will...

Both of them have sassy childhood best friends who always got after them, who also was the daughter of a leader, who both lost and had to recover their memory in some way. Except Sky's in love with her, Twilight is not.

Both of them had companions they became incredibly close with, only to have to part with forever at the end of their journey. Except Twilight's in love with her, Sky is not.

Both of them were used by the girl they love, both forgived her. Except Sky knew her all his life, Twilight did not.

Both of their girls have powers. Except one is from the light, while the other is from the dark.

Both of them have animal mounts that they love to death. But one soars in the sky, one gallops on the land.

Twilight is probably going to be the end of his bloodline, Sky is definitely going to start one (THE ROYAL FAMILY.) And more on that, Twilight is the descendant of a hero, but Sky is the ancestor to the princesses. Both of them have relatives ties, just in the exact opposite way. Sky likely has no idea, while Twilight knows all too well.

Both of them fought for those they love, one for familial love, the other for romantic. One earned a new friend, one lost a love.

Oh, and if you believe in the headcanon that Legend is Fable's brother, this gets crazier. Because then, Sky would have a descendant, Twilight would have an ancestor.

AAAUUUUUFHSHJHHHJJJHHHHHH.

(I'm spiraling)

Oh... and their games... heheheh...

Sky's game originally released with motion controls, but then later, it got a button version. Twilight's game got the opposite. Buttons to motion controls. The only two games with motion control sword mechanics. The same thing, but opposite.

Twi's game was gothic and grungy, Sky's was all pastels and sunshine, except both made a lot of people cry at the end. THE SAME THING, BUT OPPOSITE!!!! TWI'S GAME WAS PORTED TO THE WII BUT SKY'S CAME FROM THE WII THEN GOT PORTED.

Sky got his girl back after losing her, Twilight lost his after just meeting her. Eheheh... ahahah.... mweheheh...

This is also another reason I headcanon Sky's beast form is a goat. Twilight wishes he were a goat. Sky likely wishes he was a wolf.

Both are mediators in the group, dependable, and stable. Someone the others would come to for a listening ear and a comforting word, or some words of advice. Someone to lean on.

ffhhjkknfkdjkkkkkkkdhsjs.... I need... to go to sleep..... now... I might be here all day if I keep at this...

[erinwantstowrite]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!

they totally got each other gifts and cards as friends and for no other reason 💖🫶😙 they got those stuffed animals because to Ned, the bunny looks like Peter, and to Peter, the bear reminds him of Ned 💕

[sgtbradfords]

Tim Bradford and Angela Lopez in the 7x14 promo

[ninyard]

please make more boomer jean tweets 😭🙏🙏

at your service

[hexxed-angel]

good morning inter web 💿🔌

[mustasekittens]

if i think about these 3 too long i start to implode i think i finally got it guys i think i can finally draw them. anyways ot3 in every universe

[ineffableteeth]

Currently Manifesting this for S3

[spideyson-stuff]

[myselfnevermore]

This is cool.

[ravangie]

Alright, here goes an AU for my AU:

UNA VAQUERA Y UNA BANDIDA 💥🏜❤️‍🔥

More Tulia and Miguella here

[wolf--link]

This is how volume 7 of the Twilight Princess manga went, right?

[endless-ineffabilities]

#1. fish — a jack schlossblurb

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the start of a jack x reader blurb series! #2. hands is up now. if you've got suggestions, send over a word or phrase that I can write up a blurb over. and remember to water the root, not the fruit! happy Jacksgiving!!

"Heartbreak sucks. Getting broken up with sucks." You hear Jack start yet another spiel from the living room, and you walk over to find him doing his usual. His phone held out in front of him, acting out a skit—shaking his head as if disappointed. Heartbroken, you could say. Running a hand down his face. Leaning back and dislodging his trucker cap.

Your boyfriend loves the camera, and more so, he's fucking obsessed with the sound of his own voice.

Your cheeks puff as you hold in a laugh. You take a slow sip of your tea to reign yourself in, watching the chaos unfold.

"If they didn't wanna be with you, they're so dumb," he continues. Tell em, hotshot. Speak your truth.

He audibly groans, head shooting in your direction. And you realise you just said that out loud.

"Baaabe! You ruined my take!" he whines.

"Hey, don't come for me, alright? And by the way, should I be concerned? Who broke your heart?"

"You, last night, when you didn't let me do that thing," he shakes his head, fidgeting with his phone as he sets up for another take.

"I was tired! Unlike you, I work a 9 to 5."

"You know I can work you longer than 9 to 5," he smirks, puckering his lips at you.

You feign annoyance, rolling your eyes, but you love his antics. With Jack, no day is boring. Just ridiculous, but you'll take it. "Okay, yuck. Not in front of my ginger tea."

He's got his arm outstretched again, but he clears his throat and looks at you expectantly.

"What now?"

He juts his chin out and makes a kissy face. You sigh in exasperation. And affection. Those two tend to go hand in hand with your very own Little Edie.

So you give him the peck he asks for. His rough hand snakes its way to the back of your neck as you bend down, his lips parting wide to take you in. "Mmm, gingery," he wags his eyebrows when you pull back.

"Go on. Finish your video."

"Oh, damn. Babe, I had already pressed record. Can I keep our kiss in? It would be good for generating traffic, getting people's attention—"

"Jack, don't you fucking dare." You warn, but of course he wouldn't do that. It would ruin the credibility of his heartbreak speech.

He ends it just a moment later. "... if it wasn't working. Then good. Be happy. Move on. There are other fish."

"There are other fish," he repeats, when you plop down on his lap, his phone discarded somewhere on the couch and well out of the way. "But not for me. It's just you, babe. Just you."

"You're so dramatic, Schlossberg."

"What, you think I'm kidding? I'm serious all the time," he counters.

"Sure you are, bud."

"By the way, it's your day off. So... will you let me do that thing now?"

You can only stare at him blankly. "Maybe."

"Good, then. Let me eat your a—"

"As soon as I finish my tea."