#the lords of hell

[eros-sinclair]

Redrew the Lords of hell in their silly human forms for the stupid ass rehab AU. They have to go to court mandated therapy and find out ways to fulfill their needs without hurting people* /hj

Belial gossips, catfishes and generally is the gaslight in GGG(gaslight gatekeepe girlboss)

Azmodan is adjusting best cause he can just hang out and do fuck all with his wife, he has more time to grill.

Baal goes vacationing with his spouse Luthael on Sanctuary, like retired old people going on cruises and shit.

Mephisto is a bitter cunt who of everyone hates this situation the most. Especially since Lilith is technically ruling the burning hells while he can do nothing.

Diablo seems to be finding enrichment somewhere but he’s being shifty about it, refusing to directly answer any questions about what he’s been up to. Or keeping it very vague.

Duriel found out about BDSM and is having fun with his new “friend” who is helping him satisfy his sadomasochistic needs in a non lethal way.

Andariel has taken up writing angsty literature, with encouragement from Auriel she is selling many books.

*no killing/corrupting/ torturing

If you are confused, good.

This is my stupid nonsense AU where in the LOH have no power but still just exist as people now as punishment for their crimes. Lilith and Inarius get a divorce but they alive! Lilith is ruling hell and being chill, Inarius is not allowed to stay in Heaven, they’re still pissed at him but he can visit. Some peeps get revived via soul power bullshit. And the LOH stay with my OC Mirrah in Pandemonium where he is doing research and shit (turned it into his base of operations)

Everyone in my discord wanted Belial in the silly hat so he has the stupid pointy hat <3

[heavenlyghostchild]

anxiety is so embarrassing like what if something

…happens…

[kodasea]

Son of Gondor

[starbelliedgirled]

[cocoabell]

Big fat Kim Kitsuragi sketch dump because I love him (ft. Harry)

Disco Elysium has consumed my soul help me

[fraternum-momentum]

MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[substantialshame]

maybe i'll be okay

[its-your-mind]

"I'll find you." -c3e121

[id: four gifs of braius talking to asmodeus, the lord of lies, with his hands beneath his chin and a nervous smile. he says "I'm sorry that I couldn't be truer to you. but when I promised you I would betray them....I guess I lied." he smiles wider; an emoticon smiley face shows underneath the gif. the final gif shows asmodeus (matt, lit red behind the dm screen) as an evil grin spreads across his face.]

ID by @jadeandquartzes

[ataraxixx]

Do you regret being ten years old and not knowing anything

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Non transmitigation au where Shen Yuan auditions for a part in PIDW on a lark when it gets a live action adaptation, not thinking he’ll actually get a part (he just wanted to be able to say he did it okay? He was dated okay??! He was not dared he just thought it’d be neat, but he’ll admit to nothing.) and, much to his horror, ends up cast as Shen Qingqiu.

He somehow accidentally makes Shen Qingqiu so likable that he’s the most popular character. The fandom goes feral over him. He becomes famous. New fans are joining the bandwagon in droves to watch him.

And all the while, Shen Yuan is frantically trying to pretend he isn’t the most notorious anti fan troll to clown on the internet. He has never heard of PIDW before what do you mean Peerless Cucumber whomst?

[dangeroustaintedflawed]

[shellem15]

"If the gods become mortal, there will inevitably be at least 20 random dudes claiming to be the mortal incarnation of the Dawnfather at any given time." Yes. And one of them will be Asmodeus.

[mejjy]

so funny how the whole gravity falls fandom immediately went from "bill cipher-all interdimensional being hot tumblr sexy man" to "bill cipher- lame loser pathetic fumbler toxic skrunkly sad ex" in a matter of seconds as SOON as the rise of billford came about

[deimosatellite]

being in america sucks so bad bc like wdym someone can tell me with their whole chest "vaccines are evil and i think schools need to stop teaching history and i think anyone whos not white is a criminal" and youre "SUPPOSED TO" "respect their politics and point of view" !? like i literally feel like im losing my absolute mind . like i feel like im being gaslit constantly by half the country who just believes things that are . wrong. and they say youre supposed to be open to their opinions ???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!?!?!??

[mareastrorum]

Brennan: That’s a funny thing, too. Every time I’ve had to play the Lord of the Hells being like, well if this guy’s this good at lying, I have to actually try to trick the people at the table, which means that the Lord of the Hells has to have a meta-awareness of what D&D players like, so he’s like, “I’m a funny little guy!”

Everyone: [laughs]

Brennan: Every D&D player’s like, “We love a funny little guy.” […] You know, we had Luis [as Zerxus Ilerez], and I was like, “Oh, [Asmodeus is] a beautiful injured man,” and then I’m looking at Jasmine, and I’m like, “I bet you like funny little guys.”

[atlassx0]

started dandying my world since yesterday and pretty much immediately started feeling almost entirely too sympathetic over glisten MY BAD !!! poor beast I hope he trips and eats concrete