#the onceler askblog

[ask-doctor-med-ler]

Mind-ler here

Can I....help you?

[worm-on-a-string-ler]

zzZzZzzz

zzz- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

I just had a nightmare where I was back on tumblr...

... (Askbox is open)

[ask-the-great-destroyer]

Nothing will stop progress.

[pinkegodeath]

hi everyone! i've finally made a onceler askblog. took me long enough, huh?

his official name is "The Great Destroyer" (named after the nine inch nails song, because of course he is) but he can also be simply referred to as Mr. G or Destroyler.

you can follow his blog and send him asks over on ask-the-great-destroyer!

i hope you like him as much as i do! :]

[daftpatience]

batter have you heard of yaoi look it up

[jalattes]

i made a version for your favorite askblog too 💙

[blueberry-poof-3]

Attention Everyone in the Once-ler Fandom!

The Lorax Movie is now free to watch on youtube

Enjoy 💚

[truffulawoods]

The grass never was green.

The ponds were all dry.

The clouds always covered the sun.

One day, he came to that place.

[insomnia-ler]

sooo what's the deal with onceler destiny anyway

Alright class, let me break this down for you. Got a few handy diagrams and everything for all you visual learners out there.

Once-ler destiny is everything. A series of… hah. “Canon events”, if you will, that makes us who we are. It’s not just a set of guidelines, either. It’s the rulebook. Diverge from the path? Sorry, don’t pass go, don’t collect two hundred dollars. Or for those of you who don’t know Monopoly lingo, I'll make it real simple for you.

You aren't actually a Once-ler.

And if you’re a Once-ler— like, really a Once-ler— then you’ll eventually experience each and every single one of these chapters of your life. Some are good. Some are bad.

Some are very bad.

The beginning Once-lers typically leave home at an early age to make their way in the world. They'll find the truffula valley, make their first Thneed, and eventually get their business off the ground. It's not always easy, but it's almost certain to be a guaranteed success.

The middle Business is booming. A factory blooms like a metallic flower where there once was a cozy little cottage. Thneed production is in full swing. Stocks are through the roof. Pollution of the surrounding area and town increases. Everyone says you're too big to fail. Until you aren't.

The end This isn't a story that's supposed to have a happy ending. It's supposed to teach you a lesson. Drowning in the depths of your greed, you turn a blind eye to the destruction piling up around you until there are no trees left. The Lorax leaves. Your family leaves, retreating with your money and their carelessness. Your employees turn against you, burying you in endless lawsuits. You retreat into your vast, empty factory. But not forever. The townspeople in Thneedville build a wall to keep out the toxic wasteland you created. They sing every morning, waking you like a dystopian alarm clock. The years pass, and before you know it, you are old. Audrey is born, the catalyst for everything to come. Ted is born a few years later. As a teenager, the kid comes to ask you for the one thing you can offer that will ensure your redemption- the last truffula seed. He will take it, and the future will be bright. The wall around Thneedville will fall. ...Eventually, even the Lorax will come back. That is Once-ler destiny.

[snowie-ler]

The return.

*Yawn* Woah… what a nap, I wonder how long it lasted, my head hurts a little, something tells me it wasn’t quite small.

Damn it.

It seems I have to answer some questions.

((MOD: OMG GUYS I’M SO SORRY, I was really busy at school all this time that I didn’t had time enough to take care of the askblogs, all these months were just study, sleep, study, sleep, in a loop somehow? But now I’m here again, I’m in vacations, so now I can reply all those ask again and create some new art.))

[ask-doctor-med-ler]

Doctor PLEASE i have eaten a thneed. What do i do now. am i beyond saving Doc

Oh my, that is quite serious!

Unlike cotton, truffula fluff is more similar to silk composition in that is partially diagestible. That being said, if you've eaten more than a small handful (several grams) you should go to the nearest emergency room. You'll likely need it surgically removed so it doesn't block your digestive tract.

It's not immediately fatal, but if it's not taken care of it can get quite serious!

[jocie-k109]

★✮TEEN $WAG ! ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ!✮☆

-YOLOOO-

[crackhead-once-ler]

*The Other Woman by Lana Del Rey plays*

Currently listening to my best gorl Lana while slurping n’ sipping on some bombastic “lonely gal margarita mix” from my My Melody water bottle cus no matter what rad gnarly shit goes down at the beach my pookie boo babygorl goes home to HIS HUSBAND.

Plus my mom just told me “too much Tacobell is bad for your health”.

[truffula-painter]

Hello everyone! I guess it’s time to make a proper introduction, huh? My name is Audrey Diamons, and welcome to my blog! I’m going to post my art here. I like to paint a lot of nature as a protest against the current fake tree movement. Blehhh!! I think nature is beautiful, and shouldn’t be replaced! (Please note I live in Thneedville, I’m not sure if other places are having this problem ^^;) This photo is me holding up my latest painting, I hope you can all enjoy this one as well as my future paintings to come. Thanks for checking out my blog, -Audrey out

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

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....ehe...ahaha......ahahahahah.....

...Ahaha!! .....Ehehaha!!

Oh.....!!

....So that's how it's going to be, isn't it?

That's really how you want this to play out?? That's really how you want me to be??

.....

Ok, then.

....Ok then!!

....

.........

....You....

....YOU!!!

....AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT!? DOES THIS FIT YOUR ITTY BITTY, INCREDIBLY STRICT CRITERIA FOR WHAT YOU WANT WITH THIS WORLD?!

DOES THIS SATISFY YOUR LITTLE-MINDED VIEW OF HOW EVERYTHING SHOULD BE?! HUH?!

Trees....TREES!! You speak for the trees...Well I SPEAK FOR MANKIND, AND HUMAN OPPORTUNITIES!!

B-BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER TO YOU, DOES IT?! BECAUSE ALLLL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE STUPID...STUPID...

THE STUPID TRUFFULAS, DAMMIT!!

YES I SAID IT, IT'S SO INCREDIBLY STUPID HOW THAT IS WHAT'S ALWAYS ON YOUR LITTLE, ITTY BITTY MIND!!!

I-I.....I.....

I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!

I CAN'T DO IT, I WON'T DO IT!!

YOU...YOU YOU YOU AND THOSE STUPID STUPID PEOPLE, THOSE STUPID PEOPLE WHO DOUBT ME. WHO DARE TO QUESTION ME!! AS IF I HAVE DONE ANYTHING WRONG!!

WHICH.

I.

HAVEN'T.

......

.....That's it.

...I'm done. I'm done with this.

[jalattes]

i did something bad