#the witcher: lambert

[eomereadig]

Snippet: Untitled

Fandom: The Witcher

Pairing: Eskel/Lambert

Rating: G

Tags: fluff, cutagens

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Eskel thoughtfully smiled to himself as he continued on with his sowing. It should have been a chore for him but he’d always liked taking care of his family, especially Lambert since he was the youngest. 

Said Lambert was asleep at his side, the two of them atop Eskel’s large double bed. While Eskel sat up against the headboard as he worked, Lambert sprawled across it, laying on his stomach and drooling into one of Eskel’s pillows, dead to the world. In all likelihood, he wouldn’t wake for another few days now he was safe in the keep and not on the path. All witcher’s bodies needed a while to reset themselves after a year on the road, the constant tension and danger meaning they could never truly relax. Those first few days at Kaer Morhen, all the wolves slept without fail, even Vesemir although Eskel had no idea when and how he did so. 

Eskel himself liked to arrive at the keep a little early so that he could sleep off the exhaustion of the path before his brothers arrived - that way he could be around to see to both Geralt and Lambert’s needs if they wanted him. He didn’t have to do so but he wanted to. This winter though, Geralt was wintering with his bard, leaving only Lambert as the object of his doting. 

His youngest brother had arrived at Kaer Morhen in a bad way, looking more haggard than even Geralt had after the incident in Blaviken. He’d been half-starved, without a horse and with most of his clothing either ripped or so threadbare that Eskel had thrown it out. Once Lambert had passed out and Eskel had taken a quick moment to shave him so he’d feel a little more comfortable when he woke, the elder of the two had taken it upon himself to fix Lambert’s clothing. 

Most couldn’t be saved and Eskel had had to throw them into the fire which burned in the corner of the room. The few that remained; however, he’d taken to sowing and patching back up to the best of his ability. Eskel mended the other’s shirts with scraps of his own clothing, always having several pieces spare and laying around the keep if he ever needed them. 

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[casually-eat-my-soul]

Okay so after the mountain breakup and makeup, jaskier has a new horse. He super excited to introduce Geralt “horse girl” Riviera to his sweetheart of a horse, Pegasus. He talk about how well mannered and precious his horse is; and how he just had to buy him off of his old owners who didn’t treat him right — “ I mean they didn’t even give him apples, Geralt, who does that?? —

Geralt is expecting a dainty normal horse, maybe with ribbons in his hair, like his owner. But they get to the stables and jaskier skips over to this behemoth of a war horse. (I’m thinking like a shire horse type breed).

Jaskier is just absolutely besotted with the “sweetheart” and Geralt is petrified. This horse is bigger than roach. It’s glaring at Geralt with the rage of hellfire. Geralt is like 57% sure it’s a hell horse.

It’s also super protective of jaskier and it hates Geralt. Pegasus is always moving in between the two and when Jaskier starts giving Geralt attention Pegasus whines and Jaskier will go back to him.

Geralt is not jealous no matter what anyone says. He tries to tell Jaskier about how his demon horse keeps glaring at him and bumping him off the road. But everytime he tries to point it out Pegasus has the most innocent look on his face.

It would be so funny to see a horse and a Witcher try and fight for Jaskier attention

[wiltkingart]

lamb

[ruthesla]

I decided to make some comic strips about them

[labeelart]

Geralt and Lambert 🐺🐺

[dudelkin]

Волк волку волк….☝️

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Fic idea where Jaskier is a fae who keeps breaking into Kaer Morhen despite everyone's best efforts.

He doesn't want to hurt any of them (obviously), he just thinks the Witchers are cool and wants to shower them with affection. So he breaks in every winter and brings them food and helps fix up the keep and makes sure they're okay and sings them songs.

The Witchers are understandably very upset and freaked out by this random fae breaking into their home every winter. They spend so long trying to ward the keep against him, they try chasing Jaskier away, there are multiple attempts on his life. Jaskier just laughs and boops them on the nose before fluttering away. They end up reluctantly accepting him like one of those wild foxes trying to domesticate themselves.

Jaskier then starts kidnapping leading other Witchers to Kaer Morhen and the keep eventually fills up with very confused, very grumpy Witchers and a very satisfied fae who's happy with his collection.

[thedemonofcat]

The truth was that Jaskier was the result of a child's surprise. Surprisingly, his grateful parents discovered that the witcher who claimed him never returned to collect.

Years later, at Kaer Morhen, everyone is shocked to learn that it was Lambert—drunk at the time—who had invoked the law of surprise.

Now, Lambert is taken quite seriously as Jaskier’s "Papa," and he’s constantly angry with Geralt. His words are clear: "You’re no good for my child," or "Never speak to me or my son again."

No matter how many times Jaskier insists that Lambert isn’t his father, it makes no difference.

[ladyannemarie5]

Thinking that the breakup of Jaskier, aka the Continent's most famous bard, and his muse the White Wolf was the juiciest gossip of that year, and that Burn Butcher Burn was the mega-hit of the summer that caused Geralt's reputation to plummet.

The other Witchers couldn't believe that Geralt had been foolish enough to end his relationship with Jaskier, the bard who had cleaned up his reputation and made the Witchers heroes, so they spend all winter complaining to him about breaking up with him.

When Jaskier accompanies Ciri to Kaer Morhen, Eskel, Lambert and even Vesemir apologize on Geralt's behalf. Lambert and Eskel do not hesitate to present themselves as candidates for a new muse, and when Jaskier turns them down with a smile, they tell him about other Witchers who might be excellent candidates for the bard's companions.

Geralt returns to find his brothers and father trying to match HIS bard with someone else.

Geralt is completely jealous, Lambert and Eskel want his song benefits again and Jaskier is happy to have all the attention for himself.

[my4kushko]

Lambert, Lambert - what a prick

[suansusu]

PRICE OF NEUTRALITY

[eomereadig]

Snippet: Fucked Dumb

Fandom: The Witcher

Pairing: Jaskier/Lambert

Rating: E

Tags: dumbification, dom!Jaskier, sub!Lambert, handjobs, power play, dom/sub dynamics, degradation, humiliation, subspace

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Lambert’s eyes were beginning to droop, relaxed as he was, practically drooling against Jaskier’s chest as the bard stroked up and down his back soothingly. They were wrapped up in each other atop their shared bed, a little nest of blankets surrounding them to keep out the chill. With one leg already thrown over Jaskier’s, Lambert burrowed closer to the bard’s side, pressed as tight as possible against the other. As Jaskier hummed a tune to himself, no doubt working on a melody for a future song, Lambert slipped into a state that was almost the same as mediation. 

The two of them had already been there a while but Jaskier showed no signs of boredom, content to have Lambert in his arms and watch the setting sun from the window. The witcher’s head felt as if it were full of cotton, nothing but the words ‘safe’, ‘warm’ and ‘love’ floating through his mind. Lambert wriggled contentedly. 

Gods, he loved Jaskier so much it hurt. Even just a year ago, he never would have imagined one day ending up where he was then - lazing about on Jaskier’s chest without a care in the world, completely open and vulnerable. The fact that Jaskier had managed to get him to that state was a feat in itself. He’d been uncommonly patient and thick skinned with Lambert, even after the two of them had finally fucked for the first time. It’d taken longer than either of them cared to admit for Lambert to open himself completely, but now that he had, he was glad for it. He cursed his own stubbornness when he remembered that he could have been there, in Jaskier’s arms, months - if not years ago. 

Jaskier shifted, stretching out a leg and signing contentedly when the joint popped. As he did so, his hip brushed Lambert’s erection where it was pressed against him, trapped between his clothes. Jaskier froze but didn’t become tense, and Lambert opened his eyes blearily from where they’d slipped closed. 

“Are you hard?”

His tone sounded a little accusatory but it was light enough that Lambert didn’t think he was in trouble. The witcher moved his hips a little. ‘Yep, definitely hard.’ He thought. Lambert hadn’t even noticed until Jaskier pointed it out to him, as safe and relaxed as he’d been feeling curled up against Jaskier’s side. He guessed it was the warmth and contact that had made him start to fill out, each and every one of his numerous walls lowered in Jaskier’s company. 

“Yeah… I guess I am…” He breathed. Jaskier snorted at that. 

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[zishiyao]

This might be one of the toughest monsters a witcher has to face.

[wiltkingart]

black sheep

[aroace-madness]

The wolf Witchers want- no, need Geralt to apologise to his bard as soon as it's physicaly possible

That bard Has been working his ass off to fix the reputation of Witchers one song at a time and all the Witchers could never thank him enough for that

But ever since the whatever-the-fuck happened at that gods forsaken mountain a few years prior and since Jaskier made that brake-up song (because let's all be honest to eachother here now, it was a break-up song) things have been going to absolute shit, everyone, all the people across the continent went back to their old witcher hating ways

Geralt has to apologise to Jaskier by yesterday

But when day when Lambert was coming back from a surprisingly succesfull hunt he saw him, Jaskier, with a young, white haired, blue eyed girl trailing by his side

Looks like that fateful day Geralt didn't leave Jaskier with only a broken heart

He had to inform his brothers immediately

Or

The Witchers have absolutely no clue how human biology works and now Jaskier has to deal with the consequences of that

[dudelkin]

Some quick redraw of the witcher 2007 official art👉👈