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[blue-vabis]

To be a teenager in a cold damp castle in Scotland back in the 60'ies was probably not a nice experience...

[anastpaul]

Thought for the Day – 12 July – The Third Fruit of Patience: – Joy

Thought for the Day – 12 July – Meditations with Fr Richard Frederick Clarke SJ (1839-1900) PATIENCEMeditations for a MonthToday is the Last Meditation The Third Fruit of Patience: – Joy ‘As it were, sorrowing yet always rejoicing.‘ (2 Cor 6 : 10) This is St Paul’s description of the ministers of Christ, labouring for the salvation of souls. What is true of them, is true of all faithful…

[dykesbites]

why do i always have comphet dreams why cant i have dreams where im married to a beautiful woman

[intooned]

Summer Rose comes for a Visit!

Ruby: MOM?!

Summer: Hi honey!

Nora: That's your Mom?!

Yang: What are you doing here?

Summer: Your uncle had some business with the headmaster and I decided to tag along! See how my babies were doing!

Yang: Come on Mom, not in front of the friends.

Ruby: We're not babies.

Nora: That's your MOM?!

Summer: Speaking of, aren't you going to introduce me?

Ruby: Oh! Right! Um, so this is my partner Weiss, and that's Yang's partner Blake!

Weiss: A delight to meet you Mrs. Rose, your reputation precedes you.

Blake: Hello ma'am.

Summer: Oh, how polite! Thank you for looking after my girls, I know they can be a handful... all of the time.

Weiss: Nonsense, they've been nothing but gracious and capable.

Ruby: ...Who are you?

Nora: THAT'S you guys' mom?!

Ruby: And this is our sister team! That's Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Hello!

Summer: Hello!

Ruby: Ren.

Ren: It's a pleasure to meet you, your daughters speak highly of you.

Summer: The pleasure's mine!

Ruby: Nora. Stop being weird!

Nora: Can I hug you?

Summer: Huh? Oh!

Nora: *Hugs tightly*

Summer: Well aren't you welcoming!

Ruby: *Sigh* She'll unlatch in a minute. And this is Jaune!

Yang: Rubes' first frieeend~!

Ruby: Yang I swear to-

Summer: Oh! So you're the one she calls me up to talk about until 2am!

Jaune: What?

Ruby: LEADER STUFF! I TALK ABOUT HOW YOU'RE A GOOD LEADER!

Summer: And smart, and sweet, and funny, and into the same comic books, and share the same dream.

Ruby: Mother.

Summer: Tall, blonde, and dense as molasses tends to show up in the Rose gene pool quite often.

Yang: Pfft!

Ruby: So this is how I die. My life flashing before my eyes and it's all cookies and cringe.

Jaune: Th-the name's Jaune, Jaune Arc, rolls off the tongue Mrs. Pretty- I mean Mrs. Ruby- I mean Mrs. Rose!

Yang: Easy VB, deep breaths.

Summer: *snort* I'll have to add charming to the list!

Goodwitch: Harassing my students Summer?

Summer: GLYNDA! *Picks her up*

Glynda: I'd rather not- hng! -teach lessons with pulverized ribs Summer!

Summer: Sorry! Sorry. It's just been so long!

Glynda: Ah, the familiar realignment of my spinal column. You haven't changed one bit, and your girls are just like you.

Summer: Unfortunately for you.

Yang: Hold on! How do you two know each other?

Glynda: We were... friends... eventually.

Summer: Glynda bullied me for three years.

RWBYJNPR: WHAT?!

Glynda: I did not! Unless it was your neurotic obsession with semblances you'd clam up and completely ignore people. The only time you didn't stonewall me was when I used my semblance. I swear I've never known anyone so socially awkward yet willfully defiant in my life!

Weiss: The autistic apple fell and rolled right up against the tree.

Glynda: And after I so generously offered my friendship!

Summer: "Generously"?

Glynda is a recovering mean girl and no one can convince me otherwise.

@howlingday @juanarc-thethird @blastthechaos @arc-misadventures @notmaplemable

[rwac96]

The Seven Stages of 🐓 Shock (Energizer)

(inspired by @juanarc-thethird's '7 Stages' Posts)

*Harriet Bree corners Jaune Arc, cornering him in the locker room of a training facility*

Harriet: "Alright, Rook. Let's see what we're working with~." *kneels down*

Jaune: *blushes* "H-Harriet..." *gulps*

Harriet: *undoing his belt* "Aww, you being nervous is so adorable, Rook." *unbuttons his jeans* "Now, the moment of truth~."

*Harriet tugs down his boxers and jeans, ending up getting smacked by--*

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(image edit done by juanarc-thethird)

STAGE 1: SHOCK

Harriet: *eyes wide, mouth open agape* "HOLY FUCK!!"

Jaune: "Harriet? Everything Okay?"

Harriet: "Your cock's massive!!"

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STAGE 2: CONFUSION

Harriet: *scratching at her hair* "How?! Fucking How?!"

Jaune: "How what?"

Harriet: "Fucking how has that brat of Specialist's Schnee's sister didn't snatch you up?!"

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STAGE 3: EVIDENCE GATHERING

Harriet: *pulls out measuring tape from her belt* "Alright, let's see."

Jaune: "Harriet..."

*Harriet measures Jaune's 'Arc', raising her brows in alarm*

Harriet: "Fucking ten inches?!"

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STAGE 4: BARGAINING

Harriet: *nervously taps her chin* "This...This could've been that nepobaby's--!"

Jaune: "Babe?"

Harriet: *bites her lower lip* "This...this is bigger than my 'personal toys'?"

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STAGE 5: ANXIETY

Harriet: *nervous* "C'mon, Harriet! Don't pussy out! You've dealt with the worst of the General's training and drills!"

Jaune: "Okay, this is getting weird..."

Harriet: "S-Still...what if I get addicted? But if I don't grab him now, either Elm, Winter, or her nepo baby sister will!"

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STAGE 6: RESOLVE

Harriet: *beginning to undress* "Fuck it! Let's do it! Rook, lose the clothes!"

Jaune: *nods* "A-Alright." *begins to undress*

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STAGE 7: ACCEPTANCE

Thwalp!Thwalp!Thwalp!Thwalp!--!!

*Harriet was put in a Mating Press position, with Jaune on top and her on the bottom*

Harriet: *moans* "Ooh, fuuuhuuuck~💕!! Like thaaat~💕!!"

Jaune: *thrusts* "Oh, Gods! You're squeezing me!"

Harriet: *wraps her legs around him* "Haaaah~💕!! Don't pull out~💕!! Fill me up~💕!!!"

Thwack!Thwack!Thwack!Thwack!--!!

[epic-arc]

Your Fav rwby ship like this:

@rwby-encrusted-blog @howlingday @watcher-servant @juanarc-thethird

[freshbaked-bread]

is this true

THIS IS THETHIRD TIME SOMEONE HAS SENT ME THIS IMAGEbut yes. yes it is very true.

[chobbemoe-art]

I love this goober, my son Cucumber Rizz Thethird, he is so real for existing d=(^o^)=b. I also have small blahaj, I'm still in the look out for the big one tho (　・３・), wish me luck!

If yall wanna share your plushies also and their name yall free to do so! ＼(^o^)／

[madmanwonder]

Inspired by @juanarc-thethird and @rwac96 post

Send “Valentines Day Card” for your muses to receive a valentine card

Please specify muses and the sender of the muses

[whereforartthoumisthios]

tagged by the graceful @aeide 💜

last song: Everything by Lifehouse because I'm apparently in my "reliving the soft rock hits from the 2000s" here smh

last book: do children's books count?? cause then it would be 'Finny's First Day of School' LOL (Finny is a shark if that helps it count)

last show: I haven't watched something long-form in so long. I have been watching clips of 'Call The Midwife' on youtube shorts and I do NOT think I could handle watching full episodes consistently. I would 10/10 ugly cry every single time. 😭

last movie: Cars, 2006 😂😂 (parenthood lol)

last thing i looked up: shoes with support for my sore ankles and knees. indeed, i'm there already. welcome to almost 30 i guess!!

fave colour: as aeide said previously, context matters! but i am definitely more of a purple girly. i have been trying to branch out. i even kind of like some pink now. amazing.

a beautiful relationship in my life: i mean obvs my kids and husband, but there is something special about fellow internet pals too :')

current obsession: THE BOOK I AM WRITING, IT'S GUNNA BE MY FIRSTTTT!!!!! it started off as a simple historical romance but has turned into much more. the characters have taken the story and have ran with it.

looking forward to: summer vacation? dressing in my historical aesthetic more often? my toddler being potty trained? starting therapy? a lot to do this year lol.

tagging (with no pressure!): @findusinaweek @mimbotomy @d64d-n0t-sl66p1ng @colorfulstudentllama-thethird @faithfulcat111 @tashabanes @loudpeachcoffee @fy-nghariad-fy-emrys

[bigassbowlingballhead]

haven't we as a society progressed past Jared Padalecki?

[rainbowcold]

++ (C)garyglamour-thethird

[takuyas-boyfie]

super awesome not lazy at all masterlist

archive of our own (ao3)

oc account @akkuns-husband-thethird

lazy ghouls kinktober 2023 (event)

movies and later...? (Akkun x m!reader)

Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did (m! reader) snippet | pt.1 | pt.2

omegaverse mizo mid headcanons

kazutora and the miku pedal

[xfirestormx]

Check it out

[epic-arc]

In my honest opinion..

tag: @watcher-servant @rwby-encrusted-blog @pilot-boi @spahhzy @falleri-salvatore @gorillageek27 @juanarc-thethird @howlingday

[lar-mx]

Court of Roses …sounds like a fantasy or medieval novel with a yuri romance or a reverse harem story, maybe I'll read it depending on the genres involved.

@aravas-writing @lonesilverw0lf @novankenn @juanarc-thethird

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

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