#they are gomez and morticia coded

[sparrows4bats]

Pretty Damian is killing me. @ghostly-bat @bizzylosingcats I hope you enjoy the fruits of the seeds you have sown in my mind.

Damian grows up to look like Talia more and more. He still has his Dad's jawline and brows, but that is Talias Baby! By the time he is an adult, he has Talias nose and cheekbones. Her skintone and green eyes. When he forgets to get his hair cut, his mother's waves appear. When he smiles, it is an Al ghul grin.

Due to being vegetarian and training with Dick and Talia the most, Damian is lithe and flexible. Built for speed and stealth. He doesn't have the bulk of his brothers and stops growing at 5 foot 10, a respectable height even if Jon keeps resting his chin on his head!

Overall, Damian is a supermodel in the making he just doesn't realise it, but it's not his fault. All of the Wayne's are ridiculously good-looking, and Damian never notices his pretty privilege because he chalks the stuff people do for him up to him being a Wayne. He doesn't view people and physical appearance like that, so the idea they are hitting on him doesn't even cross his mind.

His family doesn't realise how big an issue this is until Damian shows up to a Wayne Gala dressed to nines for the first time in years.

Since starting his paediatric and Truama Surgery specialities, Damian has pretty much lived in scrubs, and when he is not working, he's in pyjamas trying to rest as much as possible before his next shift.

So, when Bruce forces them all to attend the Wayne Gala, Damain asks Stephanie and Cass to pick out his outfit for him because he's busy.

The girls get him a fitted black suit with a deep green dress shirt that is artfully unbuttoned to show off his collar bone. He is adorned in gold jewellery and has subtle kohl around his eyes to complete the look.

When he enters the Gala, he captures the awe and attention of everybody. The socialites crowd around Dr Wayne, much to the horror of his family.

Dick spends the night rescuing Damian from his admirers.

Tim pays attention to who gets a little too close and decides on a few little investigations later.

Jason punches a guy who tries to grope him.

Bruce is inundated with blind date requests and even arranged marriage proposals. It's the first time he has been considering getting drunk for real at a party.

The girls are proud of themselves and terrified of what they have released into the world.

Duke spends the party helping Damian hide with his powers.

The issue is that it doesn't stop after the Gala. Photos of Damian are leaked to the press, and Gotham goes wild!

A young prodigy doctor who works with underprivileged children! And he looks like that! There's fan pages up in minutes.

He's an animal lover?! Well, now his pets all have fan pages, too!

Damian Wayne is out trending his entire family and said family are losing their collective mind!

They hate it. If they see one more thirst post, Oracle is going to start ruining lives! (Damian, who, other than looking at art pages, does not use social media, is blissfully ignorant of it all.)

It gets worse when the heroes meet Dr Wayne one day. They know Robin retired, and those who know the batfamilys identify know Damian went to school, but no one has seen him in a while.

No one is prepared for the re introduction.

During a potentially world ending event, Superman gets injured. They can't get to the internal injuries because of the inpeneratable skin, and there's a lump of kryptonite lodged somewhere inside of him. And instead of panicking or trying to help, his son flies off.

Everyone is so confused. Until he returns minutes later carrying a man in a white coat.

"Everyone stand back now!"

Batman and his team obey instantly; forcing everyone else to do the same. Superboy lets the man go as he runs to the fallen Superman.

Then, he takes out a medical kit from seemingly nowhere and inspects the wound. "Jon I'm going to need you to hold him still while I sedate him."

It's only after the surgery began that they noticed all of the instruments glow green.

"It's done, but he needs yellow sun," the stranger turns to the crowd that's gathered. "Is anyone else hurt?"

They all freeze at the sight of green eyes, messy hair, and a perfect face. Slowly, all hands go up.

The gorgeous man sighs, "Batman, Nightwing, I need you to grab med bags 7 A and 8 B. They are stocked for Metas and Diagnostic Use."

Both men glare at them but do as they are told.

"Now I want everyone to form a line, Spoiler can you help with triage?" The purple vigilante nods.

The doctor is there for hours and sees each one of them. Many blush as he examines them.

Superboy, meanwhile, hovers over his father and glares the entire time.

The Bats guard the doctor but listen to his every demand. (Apparently, they were hiding their own injuries. The beautiful man berates them all while stitching them up and force feeding Red Robin pills.)

When they leave, many have a lot of questions, many looking for his number.

Nightwing, Batman, and Superboy look especially pissed when Blue Beetle asks him for it.

The pretty doctor appears a few more times always accompanied by the Bats and the Supers. (Many heros try to catch his attention, but Batman always seems to know when they cause their injuries on purpose.)

Jon is pissed. When he went and got Damian for his Dad, he never expected it to go like this!

He sees how the others look at Damian, how they try to impress him, and wants to drag his Robin from the Watchtower immediately.

Where was this admiration when Damian was Robin? When he was literally killing himself to be a good leader, a good hero? They didn't want him, either of them, then. They don't deserve him now.

So Jon does something he should have done years ago and asks Damian Wayne on a date. He is so lucky he says yes.

Their dating life is so easy, so natural it feels like they can breathe easier even though they didn't realise they were struggling before.

Jon gets to wooing the love of his life. It's not hard, but God is it fun to do all the things he has wanted to do for Damian for years.

And Damian apparently does the same. He calls it courting and, for some reason, doesn't freak out when Jon proposes after two months. Their parents sure do, but They dont know that Jon was going to propose after the second date. This was restraint. (Damian was planning his own proposal, but his custom order ring took too long.)

But Jon is blissful, and so is Damian. And no one really blames him after they meet his fiance.

The Next Gala Bruce makes sure to invite the League when they announce their engagement publicly. Jon withstands the envy just fine with his beautiful Robin by his side.

[sparrows4bats]

It's catching on!

saw a thing just now that described jon and damian as a ship being 'morticia and gomez coded.'

[fieldofheathers-stuff]

Sketchduuump!

Some Vander head studies and a bit of Zaundads for pose and hand practice.

[black-ak9]

[mictheweis]

I fear I’m obsessed with them, Your Honor

I have a lot of feelings about my Hero of Kvatch and Lucien LaChance, okay?

[itsdefinitely]

doodle

[fervent-adoration]

Alright everyone I can be normal about this guy for a minute give me a minute don't look at the tags I'm normal

[ccxssi]

They won the prize for the best couple costume at the Enterprise’s Halloween party👻🎃

[selfship-quotes]

I love ship dynamics that are "will you rot with me?" "I've dug two graves for us, my dear" "someday we'll be buried here, side by side, six feet under, in matching coffins, our lifeless bodies, rotting together for all eternity." "if only I could hold you until we were both dead." "dying together is even more personal than living together." "death will not do us part" etc. etc.

[sirius-crowley-immortaltwinks]

Marauders meets The Addams Family

Evan: *noticing a pink piece of paper landing on Pandora's shoulder* Pandora, don't move!

Barty: What in the name of all that is unholy, is that? *grabs the paper and sticks it in his mouth* It tastes like cotton candy.

Evan: How do you know what cotton candy tastes like?

Barty: Evan, it was my youth. I made mistakes.

[sparrows4bats]

Jon loves that Damian grows softer and kinder with age. It means he is healing and moving on from some of the trauma of his childhood.

Damian learns to love his family, trust his friends, and ask for help when he needs it. He has grown so much from the angry, hurt little assassin Jon met as a kid. He is the strongest person Jon knows.

But Jon secretly also loves it when Damian is still a little mean.

It gives him a thrill when he looks down his nose at the world like he owns it. Jon adores it when Damian acts like the prince he was raised to be. He enjoys Damians scathing remarks and thinks Damian being rude to idiots is so funny. He can't help but laugh as Damian verbally destroys someone.

He blushes a little when Damian is bossy, and he proposely argues back just to have all of that attention and intensity focused on him.

He is so pretty when he's angry and threatening him.

Everyone complains about Damian's attitude, but Jon loves him when he acts like a brat. (He loves him always)

[omgtheywereawooomates]

Peter: Look at him. I would kill for him, I'd die for him. Either way, such bliss.

[jackdaniel69nice]

Inktober 31/2024 “Flowers”

Someone gave him a bouquet of red spider lilies and he is smitten.

[sherrysgarden]

I want their relationship…

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Morticia and Gomez Addams•.•.•..

[help-the-lesbian]

OHMYGOD I JUST REALIZED MORTICIA AND GOMEZ ADDAMS ARE AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY IF AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY WERE JUST OPEN ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS AND TALKED TO EACH OTHER

[scrawlingskribbles]

It's still funny to me that over the decade-long interim since the movie came out, I could have sworn up and down to anyone who asked that Diaval was actually shorter than Maleficent (horns notwithstanding, obviously) but, hey, it's never too late to re-learn something new xD