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Mourning 90s Tim Drake and Dick Grayson
#they were so cool and defined characters and cool#gonna re read them chat#dick grayson#richard grayson#nightwing#tim drake#timothy drake#robin#red robin#dc comics#batman
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Me and the homies I dragged into playing ISAT with me (voice over style) and thus thoroughly infecting them with the ISAT hyperfixation gathered to play poker and so- drew us VAs as the cast give or take some liberties :P
#mirabelle#mirabelle isat#mirabelle chevalier#isabeau#isabeau isat#siffrin#siffrin isat#bonnie#bonnie isat#odile#odile isat#in stars and time#isat#who let a child gamble (these 4 adults)#no money was involved just some very weighty very pretty actual poker chips so that was cool#by 'creative liberties' i mean that me and my friend (we voiced bonnie and odile) were the first ones out (aka why odile is losing)#and i used the time being 'broke' to draw and was deciding between bonnie drawing at the table and odile dealer#or just go with a more in character interpretation of how the two would play poker#you can't see her expression but odile is annoyed she's the first to lose#or on the verge of it#my friend who played isabeau absolutely creamed us and the friend who played siffrin made a chip pyramid#mirabelle is checking because the player for her also played morgan from of the devil so we learnt that check sign :P#also i wanted to draw a serious mirabelle#honestly lowkey (highkey actually) my most favourite part of this is how i drew bonnie's hands#like they're balled fists but also that's just literally a thumb and you'd think it wouldn't work but it DOES and i LOVE IT#kinda like how the actual portraits of bonnie have balled fists but defined fingers regardless but in an original pose :P
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Still so iconic of Matt fraction to start his run like anyways off screen Clint and Kate who have met a few times before this run have become besties and are fundamentally now intertwined characters. Like and that’s just canon now. I think more comic writers should be willing to kinda just decide a new status quo like that especially with characters that have been under utilized
#and now it’s part of their characters that would seem really weird if changed#like they were on okay terms Clint and Kate were like we can both be Hawkeye that’s cool#but like that was it really unless I’ve misremembered#idk it’s just something I think about alot and like#that’s the fun of comics sometimes a run comes out of nowhere with new stuff that comes to define a character#it’s cool to see the medium like change and move and like be alive#having characters that get passed around to different writers over like decades and like almost a hundred year is so cool#and something you don’t see really that much out side of comics#like old folklore story cycles yes but like modern stuff#though with the obsessions with reboots that is changing but it’s still different#I’m just obsessed with that sort of shared cultural story telling I guess it#sound be surprising in retrospect I was obsessrd with comic books folklore mythology and fairytales as a kid#bc in a way they are the same#that’s all#maybe when I’m not taking a break getting distracted from writing a paper I’ll come back to these thoughts#and put them together in a more coherent way or expand on it more#but who knows man I feel like that doesn’t really happen but also I e been in law school hell for 3 years maybe things will change once#I graduate#anyways gotta go write#Hawkeye#hawkeye squared#kate bishop#clint barton#marvel#sometimes I feel bad about tagging my like stream of consciousness thoughts but also I want my blog to be functional for me to be able to#find stuff and like I tell myself people can scroll past it or use the block button fi I annoy them
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#tag talk#HE JUST ADMITTED TO ME HE FELT KIND OF SUBBY YESTERDAY. THERE'S HOPE#my top era starts NOW#I will put on all my seductive charm and woo this dude so hard#it's happening it's happening the future is now#tbh I think they've got a bit of a misunderstanding about what dom/sub really mean but as long as the intent is communicated it's chill#I'm just happy in general about it. we had really really really good conversation and both had a great time.#I would have been more confident if I'd had a better idea of who they were ahead of time but I'm gonna be so so confident on the second date#I said something about being friends and they were like “wait I'm friendzoned now?” and I kinda had to backtrack to explain#because like.. I don't wanna date someone I'm not friends with. why would I want to?#I guess some people see friendship and Relationship as mutually exclusive but I prefer a sliding scale of both.#cause at first I was like I'm really not interested in him but he's cool so I wanna be friends. but then as I started to get a vibe read#it changed and I was like oh okay so I don't want the kind of relationship I thought I was walking in to but I can see a different kind of#kind of relationship happening here. hmmm. I have thoughts about how dating/hookup apps encourage us to predefine our identities#whereas meeting in person allows vibes to develop organically. if you decide “I'm only a bottom” you'll automatically filter out any#any potential for experiencing someone who might be the exception to your rules. you define yourself and then limit too.#one of the reasons why I hate character limits on bios and I try and keep my interests as open as possible. I want to experience everything#I don't want to limit myself to just one dynamic or relationship type. I can be anything for anyone. I want to taste it all.#how else do you find what you want? I get that some people know instinctively who they are and what they want.#but not all of us have that privilege. some of us are blind to our internal workings and need to see it play out to really know what's up#idk. I'm pretty hyped for where this relationship goes. the first meeting went SO well.
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I'm at the baron from the baronies part of my fantasy high rewatch and I have THOUGHTS I can't properly express those thoughts but I do have them
#listen im aro and you expect me to not be obsessed with baron#i mean them in relation to riz and what that means for his own character arc in the season#but then also baron on their own just like such a cool and creppy look and vibe and just uuuugggghhhh#and in the seven where apparently baron is real and like out and about in the world and not defined by rizs lies that they were born from#im such a big fan of baron theyre creepy but in a way where i want to see so much more of them#i really hope we either see baron or they get referenced in junior year#i think my gender is whatever barons got#dimension 20#fantasy high#baron from the baronies
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What a good episode. Maaaaaan
#I can't even start I'd be here forever#It did take me in fact like one hour total to watch it lmoa. It sooooo good!!! The animation is very good#(albeit it's awfully low on brightness at times. But such seems to be the sin of lot of recent media unfortunately)#but I'm not even going to dwell on that. The plot / storytelling is so good. Sooooo god. I adore this arc.#Love the symbolism. I've been saying this for almost two years now (is it really been that long ever since these episodes came out... ) but#I want to write an analysis on the op & ed so baddd. The emphasis on the twilight this episode!!#Like the sun was setting on the detective agency. I love love love the hd. They're so cool in this episode and they're so cool in general.#I ADORE Jouno. I don't feel particularly strongly for sue/giku yet their scenes are so cute and funny. I see why people ship them.#Even Tetchou I don't usually care much about is so !!!!! I love all the hd so much fr!!!!!!!!!!#I love love love Jouno. Like much like it is for Akutagawa I'm very weak for characters that aren't really good people.#But they're still trying to be a better person than they were. And oftentimes they end up doing a terrible job!!#But the fact alone that they're //trying// has me ougheueueueu. Here in this episode you can see Jouno–#sliping very easily in his cruel / sadistic habits. But he is trying to be a person that cares for others! He made good actions in the past#and he will again in the future even though right now he's acting like this! Because improvement isn't linear! I love him tonsss#And DON'T get me started on the ada. Yosano's “Welcome” scene. I love women. I love women. Yosano please one chance#KENJI'S SCENE God I needed this. How could I forget the way this literllyyyyy rewinded my brain when I read the manga for the first time.#That scene is so deep and poignant and so so meaningful I. Oughhh#I am going to run out of tags am I not#Kyouka saving Atsushi!!!!!!! That scene is one of my all time favourites. It makes me soft to remember when the s4 trailer dropped–#I was so overjoyed for that bit of them holding hands :') Rightfully so!!! It's so cute.#Her coming back to save Atsushi. The “don't worry– I didn't kill them” direct towards Atsushi–#that is so so Akutagawa and it sends me insane hhhhhhgggggggggg#Kunikida!!!!! His “I'm not leaving anyone behind”!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not precisely Kunikida's first fan but aaaaaahhh he makes me feel–#so much for him in this scene!!!!! Mmmhhh one last note would be. It bugs me a little how the ada is defined terrorist by the military–#forces starting this episode? I don't have space to elaborate properly but. An action to be considered terrorism must have clear political–#orientation and goal. Violence alone isn't enought to be defined terrorism. It's an incorrect use of the word#Up to the next episode!!! Can't wait to see more Atsushi 🥰🥰#random rambles#It's late now and probably most are asleep rn... Then I'll be queing my posts for tomorrow probably
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i think the dnd character i played for a halloween oneshot a few weeks ago is one of my favorite characters ive made recently. and her name was fucking paige
#she was a normal college student (nursing major) who set out with her friends to solve a disappearance#and i basically had one rule that defined her character: protect the group#like best-case scenario was everyone made it out. but if someone had to die there then shed do her best to make sure it wasnt any of them#and she died alone (yet not alone) after sacrificing herself so her friends could get free#she nearly made it out. she was so close. she couldve gone home#except she couldn't because she had some corruption inside her (goopy fungus shit) so the villain could track her wherever she went#(and she was already doomed as soon as it got inside her anyways)#so she jumped out of the moving vehicle and did her best to hold the bad guy off until he lost track of the rest of the group#and then eventually she died. succumbed to the evil fungus hivemind infection#but she was okay with it. because her friends were free and that was what mattered most#god she was so cool. im definitely recycling her
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for a few years now I've been plagued with the knowledge that my dad's coworker is a fascinating person enough that you could probably make an interesting TV show based on him
and while that may seems cool the problem resides in the fact that there would also have to be a character based on my dad and I just know y'all would ship them
#i know that because from an outside pov im sure their relationship looks like house and wilson#my dad is probably the only person who can somehow tolerate him on the long run#he's the one person the guy sort of trust for real when it comes to the job#their life have been intertwined since they were teenagers#my dad needs vacations every time he works with him for two weeks in a row#i asked him once how he would define their relationship and i think he told me he didn't know???#*i* know/knew the guy's parents like I've been to their house more than once#i just know a show focused on this guy would have their relationship so fucking ambiguous#i swear the guy is fascinating and his job is cool enough and like... already in a format compatible with a series? if that makes sense?#and i would *love* to watch a show about this job it's so interesting my dad has the best work anecdotes and stories#the only thing refraining me from actually wanting this show to exist is the knowledge i would have to read fanfics#of a character i would know being my dad
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Terms of Attraction
Pairing: CEO! Bucky Barnes x Female Reader
Warnings: 18+ only. Some fluff. Slight Angst. Mutual Pinning. Mention of sexual activities.
Summary: Long hours, sharp tongues, and unbreakable trust have defined Industrial Inputs CEO Bucky Barnes and his secretary’s dynamic, always walking a fine line. But some lines aren’t meant to be left uncrossed.
Word Count: 13.2k.
notes: This is one of the works I'm submitting for the @avengers-assemble-bingo event for Bucky's 108th birthday, running throughout March. The prompt was "CEO AU".
Also, this piece is to participate in Grem's 20 Characters with 20 Questions for 20 Tropes Challenge by @gremlin-girly Using Bucky Barnes' character, "When were you going to tell me about this?" question, and mutual pining trope.
Bucky Barnes never wanted to be here.
He never wanted to be in this office, suit, or life. But fate had a funny way of forcing people into the things they swore they’d never become.
The room was dim since the heavy curtains were drawn shut to block out the midday sun. The only light came from the glow of his monitor, casting long shadows over the polished surface of his desk. He sat hunched over it, resting his forehead against his crossed arms.
A soft sigh broke the silence.
“Again?”
He didn’t move. Didn’t need to. He already knew who it was.
“This is the fourth migraine this week,” she continued, with an edge of exasperation. “I’m making you an appointment with a neurologist. You like it or not.”
Bucky exhaled sharply, mixing a scoff and a tired chuckle. “You’re overstepping.”
“Oh, it is not in your best interest to start talking about overstepping,” she shot back, arching a brow. “Want me to make a list? Ten years under you, since you were a manager, mind you. It will take a couple of pages.”
Bucky grunted in response, looking for the right words, but she was already moving, pushing the coffee table aside and clearing a space on the plush carpet.
“Come on,” she said, glancing at the clock. “You have the meeting with Schwarz in forty minutes. You know, the one I had to postpone twice already?”
Yeah. He knew. He just didn’t care.
He stayed put for a second longer, staring at the dark wood of his desk. His head throbbed, and the pressure behind his eyes seemed to crush everything. He could still hear his father’s voice in the back of his head ���Headaches? You think I got to where I am by whining about a fucking headache?” but right now, George Barnes could go to hell.
With a slow, resigned sigh, Bucky pushed himself to his feet. He shrugged off his suit jacket and draped it over the back of his chair, rolling his shoulders as he made his way over to the open space she’d cleared. Lowering himself onto the rug, he sprawled out on his back, letting his arms rest loosely at his sides. As the exhaustion dragged him down like quicksand, he closed his heavy-lidded eyes for a moment.
She knelt behind him, pressing her cool fingers into the pressure points at the base of his skull. He tensed on instinct, prepared to anticipate pain, even from something meant to help.
“Jesus,” she muttered, working her thumbs into the knotted muscles of his neck. “You’re tense as concrete again.”
He let out a slow breath through his nose, letting her hands do their work. The pain sharpened for a moment before it started to dull, releasing the pressure just enough to make his migraine a little more bearable.
“Speaking of overstepping,” she continued, “you should really hire a professional masseuse, Bucky. Have them come in three times a week and-”
“I don’t want a stranger rubbing me up and down while I’m ass-up and vulnerable on a pansy cot.”
She snorted. “So dramatic.”
His mouth twitched, but he didn’t bother correcting her. If she was talking, it meant she wasn’t hovering with that worried look in her eyes.
She worked his knots, kneading the tension from his neck and shoulders before her fingers traveled upward. With a gentler touch, she started rubbing slow circles into his temples, easing the pressure that had settled deep in his skull.
“Rebecca called, again.” She said casually, but he could hear the warning under her words. “Says you had her bloc-”
“Not now,” he groaned.
She sighed but didn’t stop. “I know you don’t want to, but just meet with the guy for ten minutes, and you’ll get her off your back.”
“I won’t waste even five minutes listening to her new fucktoy ramble about some ‘revolutionary’ idea for industrial inputs,” Bucky muttered. “I know it’s going to be some half-baked high school powerpoint with stock photos and shit. That’s the kind of man she likes to have around.”
She scoffed, still working her fingers against his scalp. “He is cute, though.”
His eyes snapped open.
He didn’t move or say anything right away, but his gaze was locked on her now, sharp, unreadable, and just a little too intense. He didn’t like that. Didn’t like the way she said it.
“Is he, now?” His voice came out pretty even, but there was something underneath it. Something edged.
She smirked, unbothered. “Not my type, but I can see why she’s… fond of him.”
His jaw ticked, and he exhaled slowly through his nose before letting his eyes fall shut again, but the tension in his body didn’t relent in the way it had before.
Yeah. The headache wasn’t going anywhere.
Just as he was starting to relax again, the door creaked open without so much as a knock, and a head popped inside: the new intern. The kid was his father’s friend’s grandson or something, which meant he had about three functioning brain cells and the audacity to use them in the worst ways.
“Sorry to interrupt your… erm-”
“Get out,” Bucky muttered, not even opening his eyes.
“But I just wanted to know-”
Bucky sat up so fast that the guy flinched. “Get the fuck out and close that door before I send you to count staple hooks in a basement, kid.”
The intern squeaked, stumbling back before the door shut behind him in a not-very-subtle way.
"Moody, aren’t we?” she sighed, shifting her weight as she sat back on her heels. “You’re still a Sarge at heart, it seems. Poor kid almost pissed his pants.”
His jaw worked slightly at the title, but he ignored it.
“The door is there for a reason. Besides…” he muttered, rolling his shoulders, shifting his gaze away.
He didn’t say what else he was thinking, but didn’t have to. She already knew. The way the intern had found them -he sprawled out on the floor, and she knelt behind him, hands on his body- it was enough to set off the office rumor mill.
“Don’t worry. Even if you don’t get out of your dungeon very often,” she mused, stretching her arms over her head, “you do know there’ve been rumors for a couple of years now, don’t you?”
Bucky turned fully toward her, narrowing his gaze. “What?”
“Come on, like the one where I was sucking your cock on that video call with that Japanese exec from the thermoplastics deal? With the guy watching it all because the camera was badly angled?”
His face twisted, and he waved his hands. “You weren’t even there that-”
“Or, my personal favorite” she continued, “that a window cleaner saw us on full display as you rammed my ass against the glass one afternoon?”
Bucky’s expression darkened into something truly menacing. “Bullshit. The cleaning crew comes on fucking weekends-”
She snorted. “People who gossip don’t care much about facts, Bucky. That’s just how things are.”
“Why didn’t you tell me anything?” he asked with irritation.
She smirked, unfazed. “What for? It’s not like it was going to change anything. And you firing people left and right over some rumor no one even knows where it started… Not a good look.”
He pressed his tongue against his cheek, ready to argue with her, but before he could, she glanced at the clock.
“Ten more minutes, and Schwarz will be here.” Her tone was all business now, but then her gaze flicked back to him, sharp and assessing. “How’s your arm?”
Bucky pressed his lips into a thin line.
She sighed. “That bad, huh? Lemme see.”
“You don’t-”
“I do,” she cut him off, already shifting. “It’s probably one of the things that’s got you so moody lately. And the reason I’ll probably have to send the Germans a very nice basket of goodies after you mistreat their guy.”
Bucky let out a slow breath, but when she just stood there on her knees, arms crossed, waiting, he reluctantly popped open a few buttons of his expensive shirt. As he slid it off his shoulders, the scent of his cologne -warm, woodsy, with an edge of spice- assaulted her senses.
Beneath, he wore a pristine white tank top. And, his bad arm.
Irregular scars marred the skin in a twisted canvas that sprawled up to his shoulder, a reminder of the Syrian shrapnel that had nearly cost him the limb entirely. Inside, a lattice of titanium plates and screws that held together shattered bones and torn muscle.
Bucky exhaled sharply as he rolled his shoulder, feeling the familiar grind of metal and bone, and the fucking pain. Most days, he could push past it. Ignore it. But some days, like today, it devoured him, made everything sharper, his patience thinner, and his temper shorter.
She reached out. He could see the way her gaze softened slightly as she took in the limb, hovering her fingers just above the scars. She was softer, yes, but never pitied him.
He let his head tip back against the edge of the couch, closing his eyes as her hands worked their magic over the worst knots of his upper arm, easing some of the strain. He hated how easy it was for her to do this, to get him. To handle him. It should piss him off. Maybe it did.
But he didn’t tell her to stop.
As she gently rubbed on the offending limb, his mind drifted to the hospital bed, to his suspended arm buried in a mix of cast, pipes, and pulleys.
A bitter taste rose in his throat. The sharp sting of antiseptic, the cold bite of metal restraining his ruined arm, the dull pain buried beneath layers of medication. His mother crumpled at the foot of his hospital bed, clasping her hands in silent prayer. And his father… standing rigid, arms crossed, and a voice edged with finality.
"Well, now that you’ve had your share of independence and adventure, I assume you understand that you are meant to be with us. To serve the family the way we prepared you to."
Not a “You’ll be ok”. Not a “We’re glad you made it home alive”. Just “You’ve learned your lesson.” A muscle in Bucky’s jaw twitched as he stared at the ceiling, willing the memory away.
Her fingers pressed into a tight knot near his bicep, bringing him back to the present. He exhaled through his nose.
“Where’d you go?” she asked, softly.
His lips parted, with the instinctive lie ready on them -Nowhere-. But when he turned his head to look at her, he caught the way she was watching him, with that usual awareness, so he let out a breath and closed his eyes again. “Nowhere important.”
She hummed and started pulling his shirt back into place, her touch lingering a second too long on him as she smoothed the fabric over his shoulders.
“Well, master,” she teased, the title laced with mockery, “it’s almost time to see the Germans.”
Bucky huffed, dragging his hands down his face before starting to button his shirt. She moved to stand, but before she could, his fingers wrapped around her wrist. Firm, warm, just enough pressure to make her breath catch.
“Thanks,” he muttered.
She swallowed, willing her face to stay neutral, to ignore the way warmth curled in her stomach at the roughness in his tone.
“You know there’s no need,” she said, carefully measured, as if saying anything more might give too much away.
His grip loosened, and she pulled back, smoothing the imaginary wrinkles from her skirt. If he noticed the way her pulse jumped beneath his fingers, he didn’t say a word. Once she finished straightening her clothes, she turned on her heel and strode toward the office door.
“I’ll let them in in ten, okay?”
Bucky exhaled through his nose, rolling his shoulder once more before nodding. “Yeah.”
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She had suspected it wouldn’t go smoothly, but even so, when the heavy wooden door finally clicked open, the Germans’ expressions were unreadable, stern and tense.
She cursed inwardly.
Even if the meeting had been rocky, she hoped they’d at least reached an agreement. Otherwise, in ten minutes, her phone would be ringing with George Barnes on the other end, barking at her because Bucky refused to pick up. And, as always, she’d have to endure his tirade until he inevitably demanded she put his son on the line.
With a sigh, she pulled open a drawer, curling her fingers around a blister pack of Tylenol.
Then, smoothing her expression, she knocked gently on his office door.
A low, muffled groan was the only response she got before she stepped inside.
The sight wasn’t unfamiliar. Bucky sprawled on the couch with his shoes off, covering his face with a cushion like it could somehow block out the world. She knew how this went. If the headache was bad enough, it wouldn’t be long before he was hunched over the bathroom sink, pale and nauseous, cursing under his breath. And, as she suspected, he hadn’t brought anything to help.
She leaned against the doorframe, crossing her arms. “Should I expect a call from Barnes Senior in the next few minutes, or can I focus on other chores?”
Another groan. “I think he won’t call, but who the fuck knows? Nothing’s ever enough for him. Maybe he has a few things to say about the deal, things even a fresh graduate should know.” His voice was thick with irritation, but there was something else underneath. Resignation.
She tsked. “Good thing you don’t listen to him. Much.”
“Hmm.”
She stepped forward, holding up the blister pack between two fingers. “Here. I bring an offering that might change your mood.”
“Whatever it is, leave it on the desk. And don’t give me any calls.”
“Are you really rejecting Tylenol?”
A single half-lidded eye peeked out from behind the cushion, scrutinizing her like she’d just asked him to sign over the company. Then, he muttered, “Fuck, what would I do without you?”
She smirked. “Probably chomp the heads off the few people who still have the balls to speak to you.” She leaned against his desk, watching him sprawl across the couch, with the cushion still covering his face. “Speaking of your stellar social skills,” she said, The signing for the Research & Development Collaboration deal with Prescott got moved from Tuesday to Friday. You still haven’t told me which day you want your plane ticket booked.”
Silence.
She frowned. “Bucky?”
He exhaled sharply against the cushion before finally shifting it just enough to mutter, “About that.”
That tone set off a flicker of suspicion in her chest.
“I know a couple of the board members are going just to play court jesters,” he continued, voice still thick with exhaustion. “But…I want you there.”
Her brows furrowed. “Sorry, what?”
He let the cushion fall away just enough to glance at her. “I want you there.” A beat. “I need you there.”
Something in her stomach twisted. Not at his words -no, she was used to being indispensable- but at the tone he used.
“I need to see-”
“You handle logistics, and you filter out unnecessary conversations. I'd rather not waste my time listening to a bunch of suits trying to kiss my ass. You keep people in check.” He sighed, tilting his head back onto the couch.
She raised a brow. “So you need me as a buffer?”
He shot her a dry look. "I need you to make sure I don’t tell the wrong person to go fuck themselves."
A flicker of something -something warm- stirred in her chest before she pushed it aside.
“Fine. I’ll book my ticket too.” she said, trying to sound unaffected. “But I want juicy compensation for being away from home in non-working hours. And, I won't babysit you the whole trip".
Bucky huffed a laugh, still sprawled on the couch, with the cushion resting against his temple instead of covering his face. “You’ll do it anyway, even when it’s not part of your job.” He gestured vaguely toward the blister of Tylenol still sitting in her hand. “You’re like a mother hen.”
And fuck, how did he like that? How much did he like her, always two steps ahead of him, anticipating his worst moods and dealing with them before they could ruin his day completely? It should drive him insane, how easily she handled him, read him, but instead, he was perfectly fine with it. He craved it.
She narrowed her eyes, unimpressed. “Well, this time mama is getting a compensation, James,” she shot back, drawing out his name like a warning. “Because I had plans for Friday night.”
He schooled his expression, pushing himself up onto his elbows. “Yeah? With who?”
“I don’t think that’s relevant.”
Just like that, something in his chest twisted, sharp and possessive.
“Must I remind you that you signed an availability clause two years ago?” His voice was measured, but there was an edge beneath it. “You agreed to be available if the firm needed you.”
If I need you. His eyes seemed to say it, even if he didn’t.
She let out an incredulous laugh. “Wow. This is the first time you’ve ever thrown that in my face. But don’t worry, I don’t need the reminder.” She rolled her eyes. “And I’m pretty sure availability doesn’t mean ownership, Bucky. But it’s fine, I’ll see my godson another day.”
Bucky’s grip tightened on the cushion.
Her godson.
He exhaled through his nose, and his voice came out controlled. “Good. Then it’s settled.”
She scoffed, shaking her head. “You know, you could’ve just asked nicely instead of throwing corporate fine print at me.”
He pushed himself fully upright, ignoring the dull ache still throbbing behind his eyes. “I know.” A pause. His fingers dragged over his temple. “Sorry, I… this is killing me.”
She hesitated for a beat, caught off guard by the unusual admission.
“I’ll approve the extra compensation,” he muttered, reaching for the Tylenol she still hadn’t handed over.
“Nah,” she waved him off. “As you said, it’s already covered in the clause. That’s why my salary was increased in the first place. I was just messing with you.”
Bucky quirked a brow. “Not many people can get away with that, you know.”
“Oh, but this mother hen knows she can.” She smirked. “Just a little.”
He huffed, watching as she poured a glass of water and handed him the blister pack.
“None of that scotch after taking these, you hear me?”
“Yes, ma’am,” he drawled, amused despite himself.
She squeezed his good shoulder before heading for the door, and the warmth of her touch persisted where her fingers had pressed against him.
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The lobby was a mess of tired travelers and frazzled staff, as the storm outside cast long shadows through the floor-to-ceiling windows. The wind howled, rattling the glass as Bucky ran a hand down his face, exhaling sharply.
“This is ridiculous,” he muttered. “A place with this many stars and a price tag that could feed a small country, and they can’t even keep track of reservations?”
She sighed, rubbing at her temple. “It’s just one night, Bucky.”
He shot her a look. “That’s not the point.”
“No, the point is that we’re exhausted, it’s almost midnight, and I’d rather not spend the next hour arguing with the poor guy at the front desk when we both know they’re fully booked because of the storm.” She gestured toward the rain hammering against the glass. “Unless you’d rather sleep in the lobby, in which case, be my guest.”
His jaw ticked, but he didn’t argue. Instead, he grabbed the key card off the counter with a glare, muttering under his breath as he turned toward the elevator.
She sighed again, following. This was going to be a long night.
Bucky leaned against the doorframe, watching as she took in the room with wide eyes. The Renaissance-style decor, the heavy carved furniture, the ridiculous four-poster bed with actual curtains… it was over the top, even for a place like this.
“Well, this is… something,” she murmured, slowly turning in place before making a beeline for the bathroom.
He heard her sharp inhale, then -God help him- a pleased little hum that was dangerously close to a moan.
His bad mood tempered just a little.
Shoving his hands into his pockets, he stepped further inside, glancing at the coffee table stacked with neatly packaged luxury treats. He had no doubt they came with a price tag steep enough to make even him scoff.
She poked her head out from the bathroom, grinning. “You think they’d notice if I just sat in the tub and refused to leave?”
For the first time since the airport delays, he almost smiled. Almost. Then he sat in an oversized armchair. The long flight, the delays, and the cold air outside had worsened the stiffness in his arm.
She eyed him knowingly, arms crossing. “Speaking of the tub, why don’t you take a shower? Or an immersive bath? Heat those bones a little. You’re tensing the arm a lot, you know.”
He seemed to consider it for a second, rolling his shoulder slightly. But then he shook his head. “After you. You’re cold too. Ladies first.”
She arched a brow. “I appreciate the chivalry, but you need it more-”
“All I hear right now is a hen clucking.” He cut her off, smirking as he kicked off his shoes and sank deeper into the chair.
Her eyes narrowed. “Endearing.”
He shrugged, looking entirely too pleased with himself.
“Well, since you offered,” she huffed, “I’m going to test the tub. And don’t expect me to be out in less than thirty minutes because I won’t. If you need the bathroom, I don’t know, use a vase or something.” She said as she started to rummage on her suitcase, looking for her nightgown.
Bucky snorted, “So regal, just what this place needs.”
As soon as the bathroom door clicked shut, she let out a long breath, and her shoulders slumped as she finally dropped the facade. Out there, she had to keep up the usual push and pull, the teasing deflections, the confidence that made it seem like sharing a room with him -sharing space with him- was just another minor inconvenience.
But alone in here, she could let herself feel the weight of the situation.
She set her nightgown on the counter, running her hands over the silky fabric before reaching for the faucet. The deep tub groaned as steaming water rushed in, the sound filling the room as she braced herself against the edge of the sink.
This shouldn’t be affecting her so much. It wasn’t the first time they’d traveled together, and it wasn’t even the first time she’d seen him this exhausted, this raw from the day. But something about tonight, about his request for her to be here, about the way his voice softened when he said he needed her there -it’s killing me- stirred something deep and restless inside her.
She swallowed hard and reached for the buttons of her blouse, undoing them slowly. He didn’t mean it the way she wanted him to. He never did.
She reminded herself of that fact as she slipped the blouse from her shoulders, shivering slightly at the rush of cooler air against her skin. Bucky was… Bucky. Intense. Guarded. Possessive, sometimes, in ways he didn’t even realize.
But never hers.
She sighed, pushing down the stupid, persisting ache in her chest as she reached for the zipper of her skirt. This wasn’t new. She’d spent years training herself not to hope for something that wasn’t there. And yet, every now and then, he’d let something slip -a look, a word, a need- and it would take everything in her not to lean into it.
The tub was nearly full now, and the steam curled in soft ribbons toward the mirror. She inhaled deeply, letting the warmth settle over her body, soothing and distracting all at once.
Bucky wasn’t doing any better.
He sat in the oversized armchair, socked feet planted firmly on the carpet, drumming his fingers idly against his knee. The tension in his shoulder hadn’t eased, not even a little. He rolled it again, flinching at the dull throb radiating from his arm.
Maybe he should’ve taken the damn bath first. Maybe the heat would’ve helped more than sitting here, stewing, staring at the closed bathroom door like some lovesick idiot.
Not that it mattered. She wasn’t into him.
He knew that much.
Women who wanted something more -who wanted him- they left hints, like breadcrumbs leading straight to their intentions. He’d seen it a thousand times in the circles he frequented. The way they gravitated toward him, playing coy with soft laughs and lingering looks. Subtle touches under the table, fingers tracing patterns on his thigh. The way they’d beam at the expensive gifts, their smiles slipping the second he showed more interest in his bed than in whatever designer bag they were parading around.
And then there was her.
She didn’t play coy. She didn’t bat her lashes or leave accidental touches to test the waters. Instead, she petted him. Nursed him. Brought him Tylenol like it was her goddamn job -which, technically, it was-. And he liked it. At first, it had been enough, her dependable presence that kept him from losing his mind when everything else was chaos.
But eventually, it wasn’t.
Eventually, he started watching for the crumbs, the hints, waiting for something, anything, that told him she saw him as more than just her boss or her friend.
And he found nothing.
Because a woman who wanted something more wouldn’t massage the knots from his arm like it was second nature, without hesitating, without blinking. Wouldn’t press her fingers into the scarred muscles like she wasn’t touching the part of him that made most people flinch.
He huffed, rubbing his palm over his face.
She was comfortable with him. Too comfortable.
And fuck, it was funny, in a twisted way, how every other woman he’d been with tried not to look at his arm -careful not to let their revulsion show- but she touched it like it was just another part of him.
Because that’s all he was to her. Just another favor.
Nothing more.
----
After exiting the bathroom in her red silk nightgown -a gift from her friends- she thanked her past self for not just throwing in an old cotton camisole.
“Well, I emptied the tub and started filling it again,” she said, leaning against the doorway. “Maybe you should go check the temperature. It’s one of the last things I don’t know about you.” She tried to keep it light, casual.
Bucky stared at her longer than necessary. He had seen her in professional clothes, casual clothes, even bundled up in thick sweaters during late nights at the office, but never in something like this. It wasn’t even that revealing, but the way the silk fell against her body, catching the dim light, made his thoughts go places they shouldn’t.
He forced his gaze away, scoffing.
“Bucky, don’t tell me you didn’t even unpack pajamas.”
“Don’t use ’em,” he said, watching her expression shift.
She blinked, clearly caught off guard. “You’re joking.”
His smirk deepened. “Nope. I’m more of a… natural type of guy.”
She pressed her lips together, visibly trying to suppress a reaction. Interesting.
“Well, I hope you at least brought sweatpants or-”
“Wasn’t supposed to be sharing a room, remember?” He shrugged, stretching out in his chair. “Didn’t think about it. But don’t worry, I still have underwear. Are boxers still scandalous to you?”
She crossed her arms, tilting her head. “I can manage a slutty pair of boxers, thank you very much”
Bucky huffed a chuckle, turning to his suitcase. He rifled through his things, pulling out the garment in question. “Relax. I was planning on wearing a robe -there are always robes in these places- to protect your maidenhood.” He smirked, but his fingers tightened around the fabric.
She rolled her eyes, ignoring the heat creeping up her neck.
“Take the bed. You’ll probably be dead asleep by the time I get out.” He suggested.
“Nonsense.” She waved her hand in a dismissive tome. “That couch is too damn small for you. You take the bed.”
Bucky frowned, standing up straight. “How the fuck could I send you to the couch? It’s irritating that you could even consider me capable of that.”
Her brow furrowed. “Don’t be stubborn, your body-”
His expression darkened, and his voice cut in sharp. “I’m not crippled, doll. I let you play mama all you want, but at the end of the day, I’m a grown man who can sleep on a damn couch without whining like a bitch.”
The moment the words left his mouth, he regretted them. He saw her expression shift. Surprise, hurt, and something more guarded sliding into place. He had sounded exactly like his father just now, and the realization made his stomach churn. He exhaled sharply, running a hand down his face. “Just… don’t be stubborn, okay?”
Without waiting for a reply, he turned on his heel and strode toward the bathroom, shutting the door behind him.
And as soon as he was alone, he cursed himself.
----
As she slipped under the covers, feeling the crisp hotel sheets' cool against her skin, her mind replayed the moment over and over.
The sharpness in his tone. The way his eyes darkened, his jaw set tight like he was bracing for a fight that wasn’t even there. She had only meant to be practical; his body did take more strain, whether he liked it or not. And yet, the way he snapped felt like she had crossed some invisible line she hadn’t even known existed.
She stared at the ceiling, exhaling slowly. I’m not crippled, doll. Had she made him feel like that? She had never pitied him, and he knew it. Bucky was the strongest person she knew, even when he was constantly grumpy and in pain.
Maybe that was why she did it. The taking care of him. Because no one else did. No one else noticed the stiffness in his shoulder after long days hunched on his desk or the way he rubbed at his temple when a migraine was creeping in. People either feared him, admired him, or wanted something from him. But who was actually in his corner, making sure he was okay without expecting anything in return?
Maybe that’s the problem.
Maybe, to him, she was just another person putting him in a box he didn’t want to be in. She had assumed he liked it, the way she doted him, the way she noticed him. But what if, in his mind, it only confirmed that she didn’t see him the way he wanted to be seen?
----
The water lapped at his collarbones as he sank deeper into the tub, letting the heat work through the persistent tension in his muscles. His head tipped back against the cool porcelain, and he closed his eyes.
He shouldn’t have snapped at her. She hadn’t meant anything by it; she never did. She was just looking out for him, the way she always did, and he’d thrown it back in her face like an ungrateful asshole.
With a sigh, he dragged a hand over his face, water dripping from his fingertips and wetting his scruffed face. He wasn’t mad at her, had never been mad at her. He was mad at himself. Mad at the way the frustration curled in his gut over things that weren’t her fault. She didn’t deserve that. He’d make it up to her in the morning. He wasn’t sure how yet, but he would.
----
At 3 a.m., she stirred awake, blinking against the soft glow of the city lights seeping through the curtains. Her gaze landed on his silhouette, sitting rigid on the couch, outlined by the streetlights below.
She frowned, pushing the covers aside and padding toward him. “Hey.”
He startled slightly as if he hadn’t heard her coming, too lost in his thoughts. “Hey.”
An awkward silence stretched between them.
“Rough night?” she asked, quirking a brow, trying for nonchalance.
Bucky glanced at her, then quickly averted his gaze. “Yeah.” A beat passed before he exhaled heavily. “Didn’t mean to snap at you.”
Normally, she would’ve brushed it off, waved away his apology like she always did. But this time, she stayed quiet, letting him speak.
“You don’t deserve to be on the receiving end of my tantrums,” he admitted, his voice quieter than before. “Seems like it’s becoming a habit lately, having to apologize for them. But really, doll, I’m sorry.”
Something in her chest softened. It was unfair how easily those simple words soothed the discomfort that had been eating her since their argument. She wanted to reach for him, reassure him. “I know you’re nervou-”
“No.” He cut her off, shaking his head. “I’m nervous and frustrated by this deal, yeah, but that’s not an excuse to be an asshole. At least not with you.” He let out a humorless chuckle, running a hand down his face. “So don’t do that. Don’t… justify me the way my mother did with my father when he beat her up on a weekly basis.”
She sighed, crossing her arms. “Well, you were kind of an asshole, if that’s what you want to hear.”
He huffed out something like a laugh, shaking his head, but she wasn’t done.
“But you also know we have the kind of relationship where I call you out when that happens. How many times have I told you to fuck off?”
His lips twitched. “Never.”
“Okay, not in those exact words, but you know what I mean. Don’t be a smartass now.”
Bucky bit his lip, letting her continue.
“I know you’ve been working on this deal for over a year. I also know your father’s been breathing down your neck about it, just waiting for you to slip up so he can shove his twisted version of ‘tough love’ down your throat. And on top of that, I know this damn weather is making your arm and shoulder miserable. So, I’m letting it pass. You already apologized; why wouldn’t I accept it?”
His face was unreadable now, all traces of amusement gone as he nursed his glass of scotch.
She quirked a brow, aiming for levity. “Or what? You got some kind of kink? Want to be punished for being a bad boy?”
Bucky choked mid-sip, coughing as the liquor went straight up his nose.
“Oh my God, you do!” she gasped, grinning like she’d just uncovered some deep, dark secret.
“No!” Bucky spluttered, still coughing, his face red as a beet. He barely managed to set his glass down without spilling it.
She knew he was probably telling the truth, but she also knew how easily he embarrassed over certain things, and there was no way she was letting this pass.
“You couldn’t sleep because you were craving a spanking? A little pinching, maybe?” she cooed.
His head snapped toward her, eyes wide with horror. “My God, woman, stop it.”
She smirked. “Tell you what: I’ll stop if you take the bed.”
“I told you I-”
“I’m still taking it too.”
That shut him up. He blinked at her, clearly thrown back.
“It’s so big my whole damn living room could fit on it,” she pointed out. “We can share, so you don’t have to hurt your masculine pride, and mother hen here gets to be happy knowing you’re not miserable on that fancy couch.”
Bucky exhaled, scratching the back of his head. “I don’t know…”
She crossed her arms, tilting her head. “Tell me one good reason why this is a bad idea. We’re both exhausted, and there’s enough space on that mattress to fit two more people between us.” She raised a brow. “I promise I won’t steal your virtue.” She winked, and he nearly groaned.
Oh, but he wanted her to take it, not his damn virtue, but something else. And that was the problem.
He couldn’t even use the excuse of propriety, he was already sitting there in just his boxers, and it wasn’t like she hadn’t seen him shirtless before. Hell, she’d been massaging his arm and back for years without batting an eye.
So, really, what was he holding onto?
“Will you shut it if I say yes?” he muttered.
“Just for tonight.” She grinned.
----
She climbed into bed, doing her best to act casual, like this wasn’t anything out of the ordinary. Like she wasn’t hyperaware of the fact that Bucky was standing just a few feet away, wearing nothing but a pair of boxers, no robe in sight.
“We have to be there at nine,” she said, adjusting the blankets around her. “So we’ve got, what… maybe four hours of sleep?”
The mattress dipped as he sat down, and she felt the shift beneath her. She told herself not to look. But when he moved to lie down, she turned her head, catching his gaze, and ended up on her side.
He hesitated for a moment before mirroring her, rolling onto his side so they were facing each other in the dim glow of the streetlights filtering through the curtains.
For a moment, they just looked at each other. Even with the shadows softening his features, she could still see it, the stress in his brow, the weight pressing down on him. The doubt.
So she leaped.
Hesitating, she reached across the space between them, palm up. “You’ve got this, Bucky,” she said, in a soft but firm tone. “You’re going to do great.”
His eyes flicked to her hand, and surprise flashed across his face, but it only lasted a second. Without hesitation, he reached out with his scarred hand, wrapping his fingers around hers, and gave a small squeeze. “Thanks.”
----
The deal with Prescott went just as expected, some rough patches here and there, but overall, both sides walked away satisfied.
As requested, she had sorted through the attendees beforehand, making sure Bucky knew exactly who he could afford to ignore and who required his attention. Not that he always followed her lead, but to her surprise, he was in a much better mood than the night before.
Maybe it was the decent night’s sleep. Maybe it was the fact that, despite his nerves, he had handled the negotiations flawlessly. Or maybe it was just that he finally let himself lean on someone for just a little.
Bucky stepped out of the conference room, rolling his shoulders as if shaking off the tension from the negotiations. His gaze landed on her instantly, curled up in one of the lounge chairs, with a coffee cup in her hands, looking perfectly calm. She raised a brow when she noticed him watching her.
“We have a cocktail party tonight,” he announced, coming to stand beside her chair.
She took a sip before answering. “We?”
“Me. The board jesters. A bunch of industrial guys.”
“Right. So, you,” she corrected, setting her cup down.
He huffed. “I want you to come.”
She frowned, caught off guard. “Are you sure it’s not just for you and the board members?”
“I’m sure.”
She leaned back, studying him. “Bucky, I don’t exactly have cocktail-party-appropriate clothes lying around.”
He shrugged. “Neither do I.”
That made her snort. “Yeah, somehow, I doubt that.”
“No, really,” he said. “I didn’t pack for this, which means I gotta go get something to impress a bunch of snobs. You might as well come with me.” He caught the hesitation in her body language instantly, his sharp blue eyes narrowing. “That’s your only reason for doubting, right?”
She exhaled, knowing there was no way to wiggle out of it. “Yeah, that’s the only reason. But…” She opened her mouth, then hesitated. How was she supposed to explain that their budgets were galaxies apart? That the tie he’d pick out probably would cost as much as her monthly groceries?
“But what?” he pressed.
Fuck it.
“But, we are almost at month’s end, and I still have to pay the-”
“Wait. No, no,” he cut in, shaking his head. “I’m not expecting you to buy a fucking dress, doll. The company will.”
She frowned. “Bucky, I don’t think that’s appropriate-”
“I, the director, am the one making you attend this shitty event,” he interrupted, crossing his arms over his chest. “Obviously, it’s a company expense that my secretary looks good there, because if she doesn’t, the company image looks bad too.”
She gave him a flat look. “Did you just say I dress poorly in a roundabout way?”
His jaw dropped. “That is not what I said.”
A smirk tugged at her lips. “Mmhmm.”
Bucky groaned, running a hand through his hair. “Can you just let me do something nice without fighting me on it?”
She sighed. “Fine.”
“Great,” he said, already dialing a number. “We leave in an hour.”
----
The last thing she expected when he said they were going shopping was to find herself standing inside a Prada store. She had anticipated something fancy, sure, but Prada? This was a whole different level. She was almost afraid to breathe too hard, worried she’d somehow stain or break something just by existing.
A perfectly dressed clerk approached them, and the moment the woman’s eyes landed on Bucky, her posture shifted: poised, interested, appreciative. She on the other hand, might as well have been invisible.
“What can I do for you?” the clerk asked, with a voice all smooth with professionalism and something more.
Bucky barely glanced at her. “We need a cocktail dress for her and a suit for me.”
Immediately, the woman waved over a co-worker, passing her off while keeping Bucky’s attention firmly on herself.
“Were you looking for something specific?” the second clerk asked her while signaling her to follow.
“Uh, yeah. I was thinking an empire dress with a V neckline.”
“Let me show you what we have.”
----
After trying on two options that didn’t feel quite right, she slipped into the third dress. The fabric hugged her in all the right places, elegant but not over-the-top, and when she pulled the curtain open, she froze.
Bucky was standing there, dressed in a black suit so well-fitted it might as well have been tailored for him on the spot. His ivory dress shirt contrasted against his sharp features, and there was something about the way he wore the suit -confident and powerful- that made her stare.
What she didn’t realize was that he was staring right back, caught off guard as he discreetly bit at his bottom lip.
“Guess that’s the dress,” he said, his voice just a little rough.
“You think so?” She did a slow spin, letting the fabric swirl around her.
“Definitely.” He managed to say.
She grinned. “Guess that’s the suit?”
He didn’t say anything, just gave her a pleased half-smile that sent warmth curling into her chest.
After purchasing the medium heels and the purse that she tried hard not to think about the cost of, they had lunch at an upscale restaurant.
----
By the time they reached the hotel, she was still reeling a little from the whole shopping trip. The Prada bags felt almost radioactive in her hands, she could barely process the fact that she now owned something so expensive, let alone the fact that Bucky had made the entire thing seem as casual as buying a cup of coffee.
As they approached the front desk, the receptionist greeted them with a polite smile. “Good afternoon, Mr. Barnes. We have the second room available now if the lady would like to move in.”
Before Bucky could respond, she beat him to it. “Good. Can I take it now?”
“Of course, ma’am,” the receptionist said, eyes flickering to Bucky for a moment, then back to her. “I’ll send someone up to move your belongings.”
“Oh, there’s no need,” she replied quickly, trying to play it off with a small smile. “It’s just a small suitcase and is already upstairs.”
“Very well, ma’am. Please enjoy your stay,” the woman said, giving her the magnetic card.
As the elevator ascended, Bucky crossed his arms and shot her a dry look. "That was fast."
"Huh?" she blinked, shifting the shopping bags in her grip.
"You practically threw yourself over the door card." He chuckled, but there was something almost edgy beneath it.
"Well," she shrugged, "I was supposed to be there from the start, Bucky. Now you won’t have to miss my… how do you call it? Clucking?" She winked.
Bucky scoffed, but his jaw worked like he was trying to stop himself from saying something. And maybe he was. Because the truth was, he would miss it.
He had no business getting used to her presence, to the way she looked after him. But those few hours they’d shared in the same bed? Dreamless. The first time in a long time his mind had given him peace. And now, standing here, the thought of losing that -even just the simple comfort of her being near- felt… wrong.
He glanced at her and found her watching him with an amused tilt of her head. He swallowed down whatever mess of thoughts he was having and shrugged instead. "I’ll survive."
----
The message came through: "Ready?"
She took a breath, smoothing her hands down the dress that still didn’t feel entirely real. "Yeah, coming out now."
Stepping into the hallway, she turned and promptly forgot how to breathe.
Bucky stood there, waiting, a few doors down. The same suit from earlier, yes, but now fully put together. His hair was neatly combed back, his scruff freshly trimmed, and the addition of a sleek watch and cufflinks only added to the devastating effect. He looked like he’d stepped straight out of a high-end catalog, the kind of man people turned to look at the moment he entered a room.
Her pulse stuttered.
He caught her staring, but he didn’t call her out for it, probably because he was doing the exact same thing.
She looked stunning. That dress had already been perfect in the store, but now, with her makeup done, her hair styled just so, and the soft glow of the hotel lighting catching on her skin? He was fucking dying to close the space between them, to inhale and find out which perfume she’d chosen tonight. Would it be the one he liked the most?
His eyes briefly dipped to her neckline before he could stop himself, and his traitorous cock twitched in interest. Damn it. He forced his gaze back up, schooling his face into something composed just as she started toward him.
"You look good, sweetheart," he managed to say.
She smirked, sliding her hand into the arm he offered. "You cleaned up good yourself, boss."
----
The ride in the limo was... interesting.
The board members who had come along were in high spirits, congratulating themselves and Bucky on the deal, clinking their glasses of expensive whiskey as they rehashed key moments from the negotiation.
And yet, somehow, she was left out of the conversation entirely.
Not just the business talk, that she understood. She wasn’t part of the board. But even the petty, circumstantial chatter, the kind of polite small talk that people filled silence with, never once included her. It was as if she were just there, a piece of decoration beside Bucky, an accessory rather than a person.
Of course, to them, that’s exactly what she was.
Just his secretary. The one everybody knew he was fucking.
Now, he’d simply taken it a step further and brought her to the cocktail party, dressed up in Prada and heels, just like a good mistress should be.
Bucky didn’t seem to notice. Or if he did, he didn’t care.
He was fully engaged in conversation with the others, discussing projections, potential expansions, and other things that weren’t meant for her ears.
She knew this would happen. The moment he asked her to come, she’d known she’d feel out of place. And yet, some naïve part of her had thought -hoped- it wouldn’t be this bad.
She wasn’t sure why, but something about the way the man across from her kept glancing up from his phone, barely acknowledging her except for those quick, assessing looks, made her stomach turn. His fingers moved smoothly over the screen, typing something, then pausing -another glance, another smirk- before resuming.
She forced herself to sit still, to smooth her dress over her lap, to ignore the creeping feeling at the back of her mind that something about this moment would come back to haunt her.
----
As they stepped into the reception, they blended seamlessly into the elegant crowd. The board members exchanged greetings with familiar faces, shaking hands and making small talk. A few acquaintances took notice of her, flickering their gazes between her and Bucky before curiosity got the better of them.
“And who’s this lovely lady?” one of them asked with a polite smile.
Bucky barely hesitated. “My dutiful secretary.”
There was always a beat after that -just a split second of realization- before the inevitable, knowing oh followed.
If he noticed the shift in people’s expressions, he didn’t show it. Either he was oblivious to it or, more likely, he just didn’t care. He was too used to these circles, to their assumptions, to their judgments. But she felt it. Every curious glance, every subtle flick of the eyes that said, so, he finally brought her along.
At some point, he made a passing joke “Ten years dealing with me, just for that, someone should give her an award,” which earned a few chuckles from the men around him. She mustered a polite smile, but inside, she could already feel the exhaustion creeping in.
She needed a drink. Or a few.
Slipping away, she made her way toward the bar and ordered a Gancia cocktail, sitting in one of the fancy stools.
Meanwhile, Bucky was still deep in conversation when a firm hand landed on his shoulder. His brows furrowed immediately -he wasn’t fond of being touched- but as he turned, his irritation sharpened into something heavier.
His father.
George Barnes stood there, exuding effortless charm as always, but he knew better. He braced himself for whatever was coming.
“Good job, son.”
For a moment, it almost sounded… honest, proud. But then, just as predictably as the sun rising, he leaned in ever so slightly, voice lowering so only Bucky could hear the next part. “You managed not to ruin it.”
Bucky's jaw ticked. But he exhaled slowly through his nose, keeping his expression neutral.
George straightened, turning back to the small group with a practiced smile. “Gentlemen, if you don’t oppose, I’d like to steal my son for a moment.” The group murmured their good-natured agreements, stepping aside as the older man clapped a hand on Bucky’s shoulder again, making his muscles coil with irritation.
"What are you doing here?" Bucky asked, words laced with aggression but softened enough to avoid drawing attention.
His father’s smile didn’t falter as he tilted his head slightly. "It's a corporate party. Why wouldn’t I be here?"
Bucky’s brow furrowed, and his tone grew colder. "Because it's three states away, and you have no business here."
George chuckled lightly, as if this conversation was little more than a minor inconvenience. "Oh, but you are wrong, I do have business here. I have shares in Prescot & Co. Surprised?"
"In the bare minimum," Bucky replied with a smile that didn’t reach his eyes. He took a flute of champagne from a passing waitress, keeping his expression carefully neutral, tightening his grip around the delicate glass as his eyes remained fixed on his father.
George’s lips quirked into something like a smirk, clearly unfazed by the tension. "I know I gave you the industrial input branch to play with, James. And you’ve been doing a decent job. But it’s never bad to be aware of what’s going on there."
Bucky’s gaze flickered momentarily to the crowd around them, trying to gauge how much of this was being overheard. He wasn’t sure if his father’s presence here was meant to make some kind of point or just another round of his usual subtle power moves. Either way, he hated the feeling that his every step was being watched and scrutinized.
"Well, I’m doing just fine without your input," Bucky said, taking a sip of his champagne, trying to sound controlled.
His father’s eyes never left him, and the faintest smirk played on his lips. "Hm, and speaking of knowing what’s going on the firm..." George drawled, glancing toward the bar where she sat. "When were you going to tell me about this?" he asked, with a casual tone but loaded with implication.
Bucky’s body went rigid at the mention of her. His eyes shot toward her, but he quickly masked the tension creeping through his body. "What is it to tell?" he shot back, trying to downplay the situation.
George sighed, like he was explaining something to a child. "Some little birds keep me informed about your affairs on the firm, son. And they’ve been signing songs about you two for years now." His gaze flickered over to her, still perched at the bar, before he looked back at his son with a smug expression.
Bucky’s jaw clenched. He could feel the familiar sting of being patronized, and it fueled his growing irritation. He leaned in slightly, keeping his voice calm but laced with the growing sharpness of his frustration. "It’s all bullshit, Dad. Maybe you’ll need to pick better your little spies." He hated the insinuations, the familiar condescension that George always slipped into conversations like these. The man always had a way of making his son feel small, of making everything seem like some petty game.
George didn’t flinch. His smirk only deepened. “Oh, I know about your escapades, James. Those bimbos you dated, the ones you dared to bring home. That last one, Mandy, or Marney...” he waved a hand. “But always, always, the songs about you and that ‘secretary’ of yours remained.”
Bucky’s eyes narrowed, but he fought to keep his composure. “Jesus, Dad. It’s my fucking secretary. At this level, it’s like having a work-wife. We never asked or told you anything about Esther in what, forty years working with her?” his voice was tight, defensive.
The old man quirked a brow, looking almost amused. “Exactly.” He leaned in slightly, lowering his voice. “I’ve been fucking Esther on my desk for the last thirty of those forty years, and no one had said a word or suspected anything. Why? Because I have brains, son.” His expression hardened. “It seems I keep overestimating you, thinking you could mask an office affair as it should be.”
Bucky’s stomach twisted.
“You don’t know shit about me,” he said, his voice dangerously low.
His father smiled. “I know more than you think.”
Bucky let out a dry chuckle, shaking his head. “Then you’d know that if we were a thing, I wouldn’t hide her,” he stated in a low but firm tone. “I’d parade her at every opportunity, make damn sure everyone knew she was mine.” His lips curled into something that wasn’t quite a smirk, more like a warning. “Who knows? Maybe I’ll surprise you one day.”
George scoffed. “You wouldn’t dare. You’d be the talk-”
Bucky cut him off with a sharp smile. “Your last name would be the talk. And that’s what concerns you, isn’t it, Father?” His voice was smooth, but there was steel beneath it. “But since you know me so well, you already know that I couldn’t care less about the tabloids, your social circle, and, lastly, your opinion on this matter.”
His father’s expression flickered, and something dark flashed in his eyes, but Bucky didn’t give him the satisfaction of a reaction. Instead, he drew on that well-practiced smile, the kind that could fool any onlooker into thinking this was just a polite conversation between father and son. Then, without another word, he turned on his heel and strode into the crowd, leaving George standing alone in the wake of his words.
----
As she nursed her drink at the bar, she became aware of someone approaching. A tall man with a confident, almost cocky stance settled beside her.
“Didn’t think I’d see you here,” he said, flagging down the bartender without even glancing at her.
She turned slightly, taking in the sharp suit, the perfectly styled blond hair, the smug air about him. John Walker. She recognized him from a few previous company functions, one of George Barnes’s people. He wasn’t part of Bucky’s branch of the company, but he had enough pull to be a nuisance when he wanted to be.
“Well, here I am,” she replied coolly, lifting her glass to her lips.
John smirked. “Must be nice. Traveling in style, all expenses paid…” His gaze flicked briefly to her dress, then the Prada bag she’d set down by her feet. “Guess it pays to be the boss’s favorite.”
Before she could respond, another voice cut in.
“There you are.”
Bucky.
His presence was commanding. He stepped between them, close enough that John had to shift back, barely masking his irritation. Bucky didn’t acknowledge him, his eyes were only on her.
“I need you to reschedule the Montgomery call for next week, now.” he said smoothly, the words rolling off his tongue easily. A perfect excuse, a simple reason to pull her away.
She blinked, catching on quickly. “Of course, boss.”
John chuckled, shaking his head. “Damn, Barnes. You really don’t let her out of your sight, huh?” He took a slow sip of his drink, then added, “You should loosen the leash a little.”
Bucky went still.
It was subtle, the tic on his jaw, the way his fingers curled slightly at his sides but she could feel the shift in the air.
John had no idea how close he was to getting his teeth knocked in.
He exhaled sharply through his nose, forcing a little smile that didn’t reach his eyes. “Funny. I was just thinking about tightening yours.” His voice was deceptively light, but there was no mistaking the threat beneath it.
John’s smirk faltered, but before he could respond, Bucky turned to her and offered his elbow. “Walk with me.”
She didn’t hesitate.
He barely spared Walker another glance as he guided her toward one of the balcony doors. The noise of the party dulled as they stepped outside, and the cool night air contrasted with the heat simmering beneath his skin.
"What did he tell you?" His voice was low and measured, but she knew better. He was seething.
She let out a small sigh. "Ah, just some silly banter we usually have," she tried to deflect, stepping closer to the railing.
Bucky stayed near, and his gaze flicked to hers. “Which consists of…?” he pressed, his voice quieter now but no less sharp.
She sighed, realizing there was no way he was going to let it go. “God, Bucky, it’s just stupid.”
“If it’s stupid, you can tell me.” He pushed.
She hesitated, but under the weight of his stare, she relented. “Some stupid thing about being the boss’s favorite.”
Bucky raked a hand through his hair, and the muscle in his jaw ticked again. "That fucking bastard," he muttered. He started to turn back toward the party, and she recognized the intent in his posture. He was going to find Walker and probably, without subtlety, give him a piece of his mind.
She reached out instinctively, wrapping her fingers around his inner elbow. "Don’t you dare cause a scene over some juvenile taunt."
"He disrespected you," Bucky bit out with restrained anger.
She exhaled, trying for humor. "Did he lie? Am I not your favorite employee?"
Bucky’s scowl deepened. “You know what he meant by that.”
She smiled a little. "I do. But I just don’t care, Bucky." Her fingers lightly curled against his arm. "I know who I am and the place I occupy. John Walker’s opinions are not relevant to me."
His eyes flickered with something unreadable. "The place you occupy?"
“Yes. As your secretary, as a friend.” She said it so matter-of-factly, like it was the simplest truth. “You and I both know there’s nothing between us. It’s just so stupid. He’s seen the women you associate with; how could he even presume-”
Bucky’s chest did something stupid. He wasn’t sure what, only that it felt tight and hot and made him irrationally irritated. “What kind of women?”
She let out an incredulous laugh. “Oh, come on, Bucky. The Vogue cover type.”
Bucky stared at her. “The Vogue cover type?” he echoed, like he was tasting the words and finding them bitter.
She let out a small laugh. “You know what I mean. The ones with the perfect hair, the designer wardrobes, the endless legs-” She gestured vaguely, like that explained everything. “The ones people expect a man like you to be with.”
Bucky scoffed. “A man like me?”
She rolled her eyes. “You’re rich, successful, powerful, and on top of that, handsome. It’s not exactly shocking that you’d go for-”
Bucky let out a sharp breath. “For what?” he interrupted, voice edged with something dangerously close to frustration. “A goddamn mannequin?”
She blinked at him, momentarily caught off guard. “Bucky, that’s the only kind of woman I’ve ever seen enter or exit your office in ten years. The only kind you arrange dates with. The only kind you send flowers to,” she pointed out, her tone laced with incredulity. “Did you never notice a pattern in your partners?”
He said nothing. Because she wasn’t wrong.
He couldn't deny it. Couldn’t, because that was the kind of woman that always approached him. The kind of woman that fit neatly into the world he operated in. The kind of woman he was expected to have perched on his arm. The kind of woman who made sense.
And the kind of woman who was so different from her.
Because he couldn’t dare to be with someone who even resembled her. To be what? A cheap replacement for the luscious body and sharp tongue he really wanted in his bed? No. That would’ve been pathetic. Even for him.
And maybe he was delusional, but he could’ve sworn there was something there, an edge in her voice when she spoke about his so-called type, as if she had already decided for the both of them that they could never be a thing.
And God, he was tired.
So tired of this stupid dance that had lasted years of what-ifs, blurred lines, untold truths, and all the office gossip that never seemed to die.
His patience snapped.
“What, do you think it’s so impossible for us to be something more?”
She froze, and her eyes widened with surprise. “Well, I never perceived anything resembling -um- interest from you,” she stammered.
Bucky let out a sharp, bitter laugh, shaking his head. “Do you think I would let anyone touch me the way you do if I didn’t feel something?”
She went speechless for a second, parting her lips, scrambling for an answer. “Well, maybe-”
“No,” he cut her off, low and heated. “And you know it. Tell me one person you’ve seen me with who has that level of intimacy with me. One person who can approach me, who can touch me, who can nurse me like a fucking child and I let them.” His chest rose and fell with the force of his words, the frustration thick in every syllable. “You won’t find anyone.”
Because there was no one else. Only her.
Bucky moved in, crowding her against the cool balcony railing, his body was a wall of heat and tension. His hands weren’t on her -yet- but he was close enough that she could feel his breath, the scent of his cologne mixed with champagne, wrapping around her like a slow burn.
His voice was low, almost rough. “The question here is… do you feel anything else besides ‘friendly’ empathy when you touch me?” His blue eyes were searching, desperate for something he wasn’t sure she could give. “Have you ever wanted this to be something more?”
She opened her mouth, but nothing came out.
His jaw flexed, and his fingers curled into fists at his sides like he was barely holding himself back. “Am I the only one who thinks that- fuck.” His head dipped for half a second, as if frustrated with himself, before he looked at her again, with a dark, unreadable gaze. “The only one of us that feels like us could be a thing?”
His words were a shock to her system, leaving the air thick, charged between them. His hands found the railing on either side of her body, bracketing her in without touching her.
And she was also tired, so goddamn tired.
Tired of pretending.
Tired of thinking about what was proper.
Tired of believing she could be nothing more to him than his dutiful secretary.
Tired of swimming through dates and relationships that, even with effort, never felt fulfilling.
She looked up at him, the man she had spent endless hours working for, hours that seemed to pass in a blink. The man marked by scars, both physical and psychological. The ruthless wolf who ruled a company he never truly wanted, yet refused to let go of. The man who, in the deepest corner of his mind -even if he never admitted it- wanted to be seen by his father.
The man she had learned to read so many years ago, whose moods, silences, and tells she knew by heart.
The man she couldn’t stop caring for because no one else did. Not even himself.
The man she was in love with.
And she couldn’t deny him.
"You are not the only one who feels all of those things," she heard herself say, the words slipping out before she could stop them.
She averted her gaze quickly, suddenly aware of the distant noise of voices and clinking glasses behind them. But before she could step away, he leaned in, still caging her against the balcony railing.
Bucky turned his head slightly, scanning their surroundings. There was no one. And fuck if he cared if there was.
His intense gaze snapped back to hers. "Do you mean it?" His voice was low, almost rough. Then, after a beat, he exhaled sharply and took a fraction of a step back, and his hands ghosted over her arms as if forcing himself to give her space. "Aren’t you feeling pressured right now? By my position? By our… dynamic?"
She scoffed, shaking her head, "You know me well enough to know I don’t let myself be pressured. I think my first week under you made that clear."
A dry chuckle left his lips. "God. You dared to lecture me about not being a servant just for asking for a coffee."
Her lips parted in disbelief. "Oh, don’t you dare play the victim here," she shot back, jabbing a finger lightly against his chest. "You barked at me to walk eight blocks in those fucking heels just because you wanted that petroleum filth they called gourmet espresso. You had five excellent coffee shops between here and there, but no, you had to have that one, which charged you double for dirty water."
Bucky let out a low, amused hum, catching her hand before she could retreat. His grip was firm but soft, and his thumb glided absentmindedly over her knuckles. His gaze dropped to her lips for a fraction of a second before snapping back up.
"I thought of firing you on the spot," he admitted, almost reflectively.
Her brows lifted. "Oh, how gracious of you not to."
His smirk deepened. And then, slowly, deliberately, he lifted his other hand, tracing the curve of her cheekbone with the rough pad of his thumb.
"But then I realized," he murmured, tilting his head, "I got so fucking turned on when you didn’t cower and spoke your mind."
Her breath caught as his fingers slid back, cupping lightly the base of her neck.
"It’s so goddamn rare," he continued, dipping his voice into something huskier, "to find someone in these circles who actually says what they mean. Who doesn’t just… bend."
His grip tightened at the back of her head, and his fingers fisted in her hair, undoing part of her hairstyle as he tugged just enough to tilt her face up toward his. His pupils were blown wide, dark and consuming, the pale blue of his irises nearly swallowed by the heat behind them.
"But I'd be lying," he murmured, as his breath brushed against her lips, "if I said I haven’t thought about bending you in other… more pleasurable ways."
A tingle ran down her spine, her body reacting before her mind could catch up. The heat rushed to her face, completely unaccustomed to this side of him, this raw, unveiled hunger. The daily life they shared, the comfort they had built over years of working side by side, had nothing to do with the way he looked at her now.
Like a predator.
A handsome, fucked-up predator, ready to consume her whole.
And she was going to let him.
Far in the back of her mind, the worries of what this would mean, of the implications of crossing this line, of the scandal and gossip if anyone found them like this, all of it faded into irrelevance. The only thing that mattered was the way his fingers tightened in her hair, the way his body crowded hers against the railing, and the way his gaze locked her in place like she was something he had no intention of letting slip through his fingers.
She tried to feign a little nonchalance. "Is this your pickup line for fancy cocktail parties? Telling a lady you want to bend her?"
His low chuckle rumbled against her, his amusement laced with something far more dangerous. He didn’t pull away when she tried to call him out. No, he attacked.
"Oh, I think this lady enjoyed it very much," he murmured, brushing the shell of her ear with his lips, his voice thick with satisfaction. "The way she squirms under my gaze tells me everything I need to know."
The warmth of his breath made her shiver as his manicured stubble grazed her cheek, rough against the softness of her skin. Strands of his loosened hair tickled under her chin as he slowly turned his face, skimming his lips over hers, just the ghost of a touch, but it set her entire body on fire. Without thinking, she pressed the softest peck to the corner of his mouth.
And that was all it took.
He let go.
To hell with the party. To hell with his father, the endless charade of appearances, and whoever might walk through those balcony doors.
His other hand fisted the fabric at her lower back, yanking her against him as his lips crashed onto hers. It wasn’t gentle. It was a claim, deep, possessive, and unrelenting. His expensive suit wrinkled under her desperate grasp as her fingers clawed at his lapels.
Her purse tumbled from her shoulder, hitting the ground with a dull thud, but she couldn’t bring herself to care. Not when Bucky was pressing her against the railing, caging her in, one large hand tightening its grip on her hair to hold her exactly where he wanted.
He kissed her like he was trying to ruin her for anyone else. Like he was sealing something between them, something untold but inevitable. His tongue parted her lips and swallowed the soft gasp that escaped her own.
Her knees weakened, but he was there, securing his grip as if daring gravity to try and take her from him. A deep, satisfied groan vibrated against her mouth as she arched into him, digging her nails into his shoulders.
Without even thinking, he pressed a thick thigh between hers, forcing a sharp gasp from her lips.
Bucky felt it, her body’s reaction, the way her breath hitched, the way her fingers tightened their hold on him. His grip on her waist grew firmer, his fingers pressing into the fabric of her dress as if he wanted to imprint himself on her, to make sure she felt him everywhere.
"That’s it, doll," he murmured, his voice thick with satisfaction, his lips barely leaving hers as he spoke. "I can feel how much you want this."
His thigh flexed, pressing up against her just right, and she bit down a whimper, tilting back her head against the railing. Bucky took advantage, latching his mouth onto her exposed throat, scraping over the delicate skin with his teeth before soothing it with his tongue.
Her hands fisted his suit, wrinkling the pristine fabric even further, but he couldn’t care less. Not when she was trembling against him, not when she was letting him take control, letting him push, pull, and claim in ways neither of them had dared to acknowledge before tonight.
His breath was uneven when he pulled back just enough to meet her gaze, his pupils blown wide, hunger and something far more dangerous swirling in that stormy blue. “Let’s get the fuck out of here,” he growled, his grip constricting on her waist as if he might just drag her away.
For a moment, she teetered on the edge of saying yes, of letting him whisk her away and finish what they started. But then reality seeped in: the clinking of glasses, the sound of conversation just beyond the balcony doors, the weight of eyes that could turn at any moment.
She swallowed hard, forcing her hands to press against his chest, feeling the hard muscle beneath the expensive fabric of his shirt. “We… we can’t.”
“Like hell we don’t,” he countered, as he dragged his thigh between hers again. The friction made her bite her lip, shifting her hips instinctively toward him, betraying her resolve.
“Don’t be a brat,” she murmured. “You’re here to make connections, to pretend you give a damn about these people. Not to mention your father’s just waiting for you to slip.”
“I don’t give a fuck-”
“Bucky.” She exhaled, calming herself. “This is good for you. A couple of hours, and then we can go.”
His exhalation was sharp, and his grip faltered for just a second before his forehead came to rest against hers. He felt dejected. She let her fingers trail down his lapels, smoothing out the wrinkles she had put there.
“Honey,” she murmured, softer now, “I want this as much as you do.”
His lips parted, ready to argue, but she pressed a finger to them, shaking her head. “No. You told me you wanted me on this trip as a buffer, to help figure out who you can be a dick to and who you can’t.”
A muscle in his jaw ticked. “Maybe I just wanted you close.”
Her heart stuttered, but she didn’t let herself dwell on it. Instead, she dragged her hands down his arms, squeezing his wrists before stepping back just enough to force some distance. “Shush. I’m doing what I’m supposed to.” She smirked, playful now, tilting her head. “Don’t be stubborn. Be a good boy and talk to those people. We have plenty of time for ourselves once this ends.”
His nostrils flared, and for a second, she thought he might argue. But then, with one last lingering touch along her waist, he huffed a quiet curse and pulled away.
She was right. He knew she was right. But seeing her all disheveled against the railing, lips swollen from his kisses, breath coming in uneven little gasps, none of it helped his restraint.
Which was exactly why, instead of stepping back into the party like a man with self-control, he grabbed her wrist and tugged her toward a darker corner of the balcony.
“Bucky! What-”
She barely had time to protest before her back met the cool stone wall, and his body caged hers in, shielding her from view.
“I’m being a good boy,” he murmured, his voice low and edged with amusement. “You failed to perceive how you -and probably I- look right now.” His fingers brushed the curve of her cheek, tilting her chin up, and his eyes swept over her face and down her neck, to where her dress was slightly askew from his hands. “We can’t walk back in there looking like two horny teenagers who made out while the adults were talking,” he said, ghosting his lips over her temple, in a teasing but firm tone.
She swallowed, barely suppressing a shiver as his hands roamed her body, smoothing over the wrinkles in her dress and fixing his own tie with a frustrated sigh.
“And whose fault is that?” she muttered, smoothing out the lapels of his suit jacket before reaching lower to straighten the part of his shirt that had somehow come untucked during their little ordeal.
Bucky chuckled, watching her fuss over him with narrowed eyes. “Don’t you dare throw this on me when we both know you were pretty damn excited a minute ago,” he teased.
Her hands stilled, lips parting in protest, only to be cut off by a sharp gasp as one of his hands abandoned its pretense of decorum and slid down to cup her ass, squeezing with deliberate firmness.
She yelped, smacking his chest, but his smirk only widened.
“Now stop being so bossy and help us look mildly demure,” he murmured, all mock innocence, though the way his hand rubbed slowly at her rear said otherwise.
She huffed, rolling her eyes as she batted his hand away, not that it did much, considering he was still crowding her against the wall like he had every intention of misbehaving again, and his scent clung to her like a second skin.
“Demure? After what you just pulled?” she scoffed, attempting to smooth out the wrinkles on her dress. “The nerve you have,” she muttered, running her fingers through her hair, trying futilely to regain some composure.
Bucky chuckled, slow and smug, brushing a thumb across his lower lip as he watched her. “And yet, you let me and enjoyed it. And… you’re still here,” he murmured, his voice dripping with satisfaction.
She exhaled, somewhere between exasperation and amusement. “For now.”
His eyes darkened, and his amusement flickered into something deeper as he leaned in, fanning his warm breath against her temple. “For good.”
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Who Said Money Can't Buy Happiness?
"I want that new money. Crisp money, Straight-from-the-mint money. Fresh money. Young money. Push against the tide~" New Money from the Great Gatsby.
Yan?Batfam x Neglected!F!Reader
Pt. 1
Divider Creds: @selysie and @anitalenia
This plot was inspired by @niwaart, @mimiiiiiiiiisstuff, and esp @coldilikeit
You know I've never pegged myself as the type to be too careless and get hit by a truck, because I'm not, that truck rammed into me and I was on the sidewalk, so, if I wake up, I'm suing.
That's what I thought would happen if I woke up in my world. newsflash, and spoilers, I seemed to wake up in this cliche bat family story as the neglected girl. This is actually the story "I Stole the Loving Family of the Villainess."
We follow around a girl named Serena, a cute name, by the way. It fits her as the female lead. She has blond hair and blue eyes, and multiple love interests, from Connor Kent to Wally West, and so on. She is adopted by the royal family, the Waynes.
And do you see this cute portrait with her in the middle brothers to the left, sisters to the right, parents on each side of her, oh and how can I forget even the main bulter, and can you see that small blot of paint, if you squit a little more. Ah- there I am.
That blot of paint- that's me.
While I'm monologing this I'm PUSHING SERENA DOWN THE STAIRS.
You know you can't help but feel bad for me like I'm the legitimate daughter and I get nothing.
Yes, you hear this my bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes. I'm the Villainess. If you guys spent less time fondling over the basic y/n of a female lead you realize how miserable [name] is as a character.
Her mom is too busy caring for her other siblings that she finds it too bothersome to deal with the least talented or least intelligent that goes for Alfred too because, in this story, we're royalty meaning more than one maid and butler, so why waste your time when you can have someone else do it.
Doesn't help that [name] has ears so she hears every mocking word that is uttered by her servants.
And of course, the main family does not give a pinky toe if she dies so that's so cool.
So [name] being a cliche Villainess is exactly stupid and untalented but all she wanted was her family's love and affection which is why she kept sabotaging Serena, which led her to her death.
Getting her memories suck, I mean my ego that was skyrocketing got hit with a pebble which is not a lot but that's because my ego is huge, this girl put herself down so much that I swear if her self-esteem was a rock she'd be crushed by now.
I mean the size of her self-esteem was so low it would be the opposite of my ego.
I mean how can it not be high? I'm rich, pretty, intelligent, and I've had diplomas in more than one field, Mary Sue? More like Barbie. I'm perfect, in more ways than one, except for relationships I've lacked in that department but I've never had one before so does that count? No.
Did I mention I was rich?
So anyway got her memories, it's so... tragic, but don't worry snookums because even in this life there's one defining trait that I still have, I'm rich. Okay, so not rich out of my pocket, I am a princess umkay, but I wasn't a woman in multiple men's fields for nothing.
Anyway back to the case in point, before I "woke" up [name] was having an impulse, her hands were itching to shove this one good orphaned girl that stole her place in the family, what timing do I have to come back right when [name] decided to take action on the impulse.
Hey, at least a perk of being the main character is that you don't take any damage whether that be physically inside or out. But I don't think the family will let it slide they are yanderes.
Yandere is a term for a character who is initially normal but soon develops an obsessive-compulsive grip on the person they like.
"I-I don't know one second I was walking down the stairs and the next I f-fell... but the only person behind me was [n-name]" Serena whimpered, ah- yes the struggles of a female lead the stuttering.
"[name] I can't believe you shoved Serena! This is-" Meet Palmola, my mother.
"So what?"
"Huh?" Palmola's eyes widened.
No in fact the whole family's eyes were in shock.
Since [name] would always make some batshit crazy excuse like the ghost of Grandpa pushed her or something. But why lie, I did shove her, for a good reason too.
"She walks so slow and sloppy, does she have any etiquette? I hope she would, with the amount of time she likes to spend with you Palmola. Fast, efficient, but proper. You did drill that into my head since I was young, didn't you? You even got mad when I did it wrong, is it so wrong I treat her like how I was treated?"
"Young lady-!"
"We'll discipline her later, Serena are you alright? Here take my arm sweetheart." Bruce let Serena wrap her arm around his.
The siblings paired up with each other, and Palmola took one of her son's arms. Leaving me with no one. A normal occurrence, at first it did numbers in the social circles, and still does, so each time I was left embarrassed. How annoying.
"Announcing the Imperial Family, the Gotham Empire, The Waynes."
Everyone flocked to each of the family but mainly focused their attention on Serena, whether it be her face, jewelry, dress, or how sweet she was compared to me.
"Announcing the Imperial Family, the Metro Empire, The Kents." Meet two of the love interests that right she goes for the big brother and the little brother, originally I'm engaged to Connor, but tonight that would change, the engagement is getting annulled, and his reason to the court is "I have set my eyes on someone new, and with many competitors, I can't lose."
It wasn't hard for anyone to know who it was, I think the only one that didn't notice was Serena herself.
Actually, this was a huge arc in the story when all the love interests fight for her love, there was no victor as she did the poly relationship, which really confuses me doesn't she need to make many offspring for each of the families respectable titles, you can't just combine into one entire thing, can you? That be very messy, I guess you could just give away titles but then who gets-
Anyway, that had a lot of readers mad, usually the whychoose situation would be okay, but she mainly focused on Conner so there was actually no reason to choose this route.
Never mind, that's a conversation for another day that I'll just forget.
Connor approaches me grabbing both my hands, attracting attention.
"[name] there's something I have to confess..."
"You're breaking off the engagement"
"I'm breaking- wait what?"
"You've found someone new, that has many competitors and you can't lose a battle you haven't even tried winning, I get it. But I'd like a downpayment of 10,000 gold and you can give the 490,000 gold later to my personal account and we call it even. Deal?" Hustling, though it's a 50/50 shot with many deals with enough eyes on us I'm sure he'll give in.
"S-sure, right. Right- I'll get that to you immediately-" I gave his hand a firm shake before heading off to the...
If you guessed balcony you're wrong, I'm heading over to the food table.
"Did just see what happened?"
"Is she planning something?"
"500,000 gold?!"
"Sister, what are you planning?" Barbara came over.
Also, who calls their sibling sister, like sure, that works.
"What do you mean?"
"That marriage was meant to connect our kingdoms, you'd let that go so easily, and we both know your gaze on Connor, what are you planning." She spoke through her fan, in a hushed voice.
If I made a scene as to not let him go I'd be embarrassing you guys, but if I show that I'm okay with him leaving me I'm ruining a political standing that wouldn't even work out, I'd still do something wrong.
"Have some decorum sister, we haven't had a proper conversation in years, and this is the first thing you say to me? Typical Barbara you think you know everything since you're older and more "mature""
You could tell Barbara didn't take that lightly as she gripped the fan handle tightly, I literally didn't even do anything.
"I'll spare you from any more veins popping up on that face, don't be an ass, we both knew Connor is in love with Serena and that me begging him not to break the engagement would only bring shame onto our family, so I did us both a favor and ended it." I tossed my hair back before grabbing some croissants that were covered in chocolate, powdered sugar, and some strawberries.
Life really is great.
"What about the scandal that would break out."
"Again, it would break out either way, now do me a favor and go back to your group they're staring at me and it's ruining the snack that I have on my plate."
She let out a deep breath before heading off.
Speaking of which I'd rather have a place to place my food and eat it, pretty sure there's a table in the garden under the gazebo if I remember correctly and I don't but whatever.
Just to find a moping Jon.
"Should you be out here?"
"It's unfair once again he gets to have everything"
Oh? Do tell.
I raised an eyebrow at him cutting my croissant in half before placing a half in front of him.
He finally looks up his face turned shocked like I was a ghost or something.
"[name]?!"
I bit into my croissant, nodding.
"Why'd you have to go and break off the engagement, now I have Connor as competition."
I knew this happened in the novel but I just remembered how young he was he's around Damian's age and I'm about the same age as Serena so this was a cry for help.
"Why do you even like Serena?"
"I don't really, it's just... I wanted something that he couldn't obtain he was going to be the first in line, and he's just better than me in lots of things because he has training so I thought, at least I had Serena."
Sometimes I forget that back then age gaps had no restrictions.
"That just means fewer responsibilities anyway, aren't you a little too young to be worrying about any of that? Now, I brought over this croissant but since I'm nice I gave you half." I ruffled his hair and he tried to swipe it away.
"I guess you're right." He started gobbling the desert down.
Honestly, I don't even know why this was a love interest he's literally a minor, maybe that's why the author got backlash against that and the novel was an overall dumpster fire with a basic self-insert MC.
I don't know what's worse the fact that they kept dragging on the storyline or the fact that I'm now in the storyline.
I mean seriously he only liked her because of the plot, he got over this situation so quickly that you wouldn't even know why he was moping earlier.
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Now back to the circumstance at hand I was at home and seems the family never forgot about me shoving Serena down the stairs, they almost forgot about me breaking off the engagement.
"... what if she got a scratch on her face? Or if the clothes ripped?! Are you listening to me?!" I zoned out for a good second.
See we had gone back to the castle and they kept rambling on and on about what could've happened to Serena had the fall been more steep or rough, but like does she even have even status to attend these events in the first place?
"Since you seem to not care about this we're cutting you off of money for the next month!" She hollered in my ear once more.
"What were you thinking at the ball?" Tim cut into Palmola's ramblings.
"Normalize giving contexts, Tim." He scoffed.
"I was sparring with Kon the other day and he made some bogus statement saying he was breaking off the engagement, I didn't think he would do it, but allowing him to? Have you any idea what this caused?"
"Who am I to stop Crown Prince Connor, Tim? He has a woman to chase, and wasn't going to give it up for this contracted engagement." I glanced at Serena who flinched and hid behind Jason.
"I still doubt that you'd let him go that easily, you've been obsessed with him since you laid eyes on him."
"And you know that because you're my caring younger brother or because you like to throw it in my face on the downfalls of my life?"
"[name]!" Palmola scolded me.
Bruce could only sigh at the scene.
"Palmola!" I retorted, bringing a tense atmosphere to occur.
Alfred arrived at the scene handing me a letter.
"To you, Princess [name]." I opened it to see the rest of the money that Connor promised me had been added to my account even with the 10,000.
I'm rich, but this is just the start.
"If that's all I'll be heading back to my room." I tossed my hair back before ordering the maids to prepare my bath.
"You're taking too long," I told the maids who were congregating among themselves instead of doing their jobs.
"Well, usually, Princ- I mean Lady Serena wouldn't mind-"
"Do I look like her?" I gripped the maid's chin.
"Don't worry, since it bothers you so much to draw me a bath you can pack your things up and leave tomorrow, you're fired." I pushed back my hair in agitation.
"What-"
"Did you not hear me, you're fired, don't make too much noise, go on." I shooed her away.
She just dropped to her knees and started begging me, but I made the other maids drag her out now all of a sudden they wanted to switch up and act proper.
"Now, with that out of the way, someone draw my bath." I rolled my eyes.
I do not condone maid abuse, but what's the point of working here if you don't do your job? So firing is the only option.
3RD POV
"That girl- I swear I don't know where she got that attitude from, did you see the way she talked to me?!" Palmola scoffed.
Duke could only think about how [name] seemed different actually the whole family could be thinking about that.
Damian kept stroking Titus' fur while thinking about how [name] didn't just keep her head down and take his insults. Wait- now that he phrases it like that, it sounds really bad.
Tim just thought about his friend Connor, he had been the one that Connor ranted to about how annoying his sister was but he didn't think [name] would take the cancelation of the engagement that easily, he thought [name] would least throw a tantrum at best. And since earlier he noticed how [name] looked at them at the stairway after. [name] looked at them like they were lower than her.
Dick was processing the whole thing, did [name] always talk like she didn't care for their approval? I mean [name] spoke like this could've been a letter delivered to her door instead of an important conversation. This conversation was important, [name] hurt Serena and canceled a political connection of a lifetime, he could feel a headache approaching.
Jason could only blink at the audacity, sometimes when this happened [name] at least looked like she gave a darn but not only was she okay with that Connor boy leaving her, but also being cut off [name] would at least beg for some forgiveness. But nothing...?
Stephanie would've had a jaw-dropping expression right now, but had her fan covering her mouth, holy lord did that really just happen? I mean [name] did not even try to bother her at the ball but she also gave up the man she bothered until her final breath and 500,000 gold?! That's an insane amount one and two when did [name] learn to negotiate?
Cassandra felt confused about what had just gone down, did she hear that right? That whole thing, just what occurred? [name] changed in two seconds, like she blinked, Serena tumbled down the stairs and then she just acted strange.
(What you're sticking up for yourself? That's criminally insane right there.)
Barbara had already dealt with how [name] did a 180 at the ball but she just thought that was because she thought she had a wedgy at the moment, though in general [name] had never done this so what happened this time?
Bruce well who knows what he's thinking he just looks constipated like isn't supposed to be saving Gotham in another life?/j
Bruce sat there, he didn't raise [name] like that, wait-. He didn't raise [name] at all... Is this his fault that [name] was acting out right now? No, he's been busy and with all the duty of the empire on his hands he couldn't pause it for [name], like yes, he does that for Serena sometimes- all the time but that's different she had a hard childhood growing up.
Serena, well, she gritted her teeth and clenched her fist. For the first time, something didn't go her way. And what was that attitude, who did [name] think she was? She shouldn't even act like that, at this point, everyone knows she's supposed to be in her position. I mean look at her.
So it's time to be the center of attention. Wouldn't you think?
Serena let out a few sniffles catching the attention.
"It's all my fault that she's in a bad mood, I'm sorry."
The family quickly came to comfort her. Never mind what they were thinking before, how could [name] be such a child in this situation?
After taking a nice bath and sneezing I was now changed into my nightgown. These things are nice.
I took [name]'s diary, so was not thinking, writing down her devious plans here, one of the reasons she was caught and executed, and she couldn't rebut it as they had proof.
So I'll do us both a favor and burn it.
Tossed into the flame I could only stare at the burning journal.
Another burning pile.
I should sleep I have a lot of plans tomorrow, and only a few months till school starts.
With a flick of my wrist, the candles blew out and the doors shut.
One perk about this world is the powers.
(H2O just add water)
So instead of actually writing the next part for any other series of mine I decided to make a new writing idea 🌝, I'm also making others in my brain as we speak but we're going to keep them there until I finish at least one of my series.
Anyway did you like it?

I'm going back to work now (writing), *le sigh*.
Happy early Lunar New Year though, I'm manifesting a lot of red envelopes to myself and many others!
If there's anything too cringy, plot holey, or grammatically wrong, do inform me!
#platonic batfam#platonic yandere batfam#yandere batfamily#yandere batfam#yandere batfam x reader#yandere batfamily x reader#batfam x neglected reader#batfam
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R/CRUSHES : HOW DO I TALK TO MY OFFICE CRUSH ? sillyguy0813 says : dude just borrow a stapler
★ STARRING office worker lee jeno x fem reader ( ft. best friend jaemin ) ★ WORD COUNT 2.6k + 3OO bonus ★ CONTAINS co-workers to dating, fluff !! lee jeno being a cutie, jaemin is a menace to society, workplace romance, ★ MIYA SAYS 💗 this is my first time TRYING to write a long fic :3 pls give me any constructive criticism and feedback thank uu 🧘🏼♀️ . update : wow i absolutely dislike my writing here but its been rotting in drafts too long and i gave up on fixing this TT
it starts with a stapler.
one you’re not even sure belongs to you. maybe you bought it once during a sale, or someone left it at your desk during a particularly chaotic week, and it stayed. quietly claimed as yours.
the moment wasn't love at first sight, no grand declaration of love with bouquets or fireworks. just a quiet tuesday morning, your inbox overflowing, the boss increasing your headache by preponing your deadlines, the coffee machine on its last breath and the fluorescent lights above flickering slightly like they, too, were tired of this job. and then there’s him.
lee jeno. clean-cut. soft-spoken. the kind of guy who always says “excuse me” when passing behind you, even when there’s plenty of space. always dressed a little too well for your casual office. not flashy—never that—but tidy, crisp. thoughtful. one cubicle down, diagonal from yours. he’s been here a while. a familiar face in the sea of semi-familiar ones. you’ve never really talked but only ever exchanged the kind of polite nods reserved for coworkers who share nothing but recycled air and a breakroom.
until today. “could you pass the stapler?” you look up, startled slightly by the voice.
he’s leaning just slightly over the low partition separating your desks, eyes trained on the corner of your workspace where your lonely black stapler sits. he gives you a smile. not flashy. not flirtatious. just—nice. warm. gentle. you blink once. then reach for it. “thanks,” he says. you nod. he returns to his screen. that’s it. except… it isn’t. because the next day, he borrows a pen. the day after that, post-its. then tape. then scissors. always returning everything. always smiling. always saying thank you like he means it. and now you’re wondering. is this flirting? some kind of extremely office-safe, hr-friendly version of it? or are you just painfully, embarrassingly overthinking it? or maybe did you have an unspoken crush on him? not that you can be blamed. - lee jeno is attractive. undeniably so. you’ve seen him once—just once—rolling up the sleeves of his white button-down in the middle of summer, and you swear you forgot how to form a coherent sentence for ten straight minutes. defined forearms. slim but strong hands. that razor-sharp jawline, often tilted thoughtfully while reading something on his screen. dark lashes. deep voice. a gym guy, apparently—you overheard it once when he mentioned it to jaemin (you weren’t eavesdropping, you just… have really good ears). you haven’t initiated anything. neither has he. but those tiny moments? the ones that make your heart skip? they’re adding up
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FRIDAY | 4:30 PM
“soo… still down to try that new restaurant?” jaemin asks one afternoon, casually leaning on your desk during lunch with a fresh iced americano in hand—probably his fifth for the day. “obviously,” you reply, eyes lighting up. “people have been absolutely glazing it online. thanks for getting us a table!” he grins. “see you at 9 then.” just as he turns, he spins back around like a cartoon character. “oh, also—jeno’s coming. hope that’s cool?” you freeze. your face says i’m fine, but your body language screams mayday. “y-yeah. sure. totally chill,” you manage. “coolcoolcoolcool,” you say, immediately turning your head towards your computer, and then you see your reflection on the blank empty screen. you were blushing. hard. jaemin smirks knowingly as he walks off. of course he knows. he always knows. after all, he’s the mastermind who told jeno to borrow your stapler in the first place. ────
8:55 PM
the restaurant is low-lit and warm, the kind of place where the wood-paneled walls muffle outside noise, and everything feels just a little more intimate than it should. you arrive five minutes early. out of habit, mostly. or nerves. you’re not sure which. jaemin’s already there, somehow sipping an iced americano even here, scrolling through his phone while pretending not to notice your presence with a dramatic sigh. “i told you 9:00,” he says, without looking up. “it’s 8:55.” “still early.” he glances at you now, then raises an eyebrow. “cute top.” you ignore his antics, he’s just trying to get a reaction out of you. typical jaemin. your heart is already thudding too loudly, because jeno walks in right after. black shirt, sleeves rolled up. clean slacks. a bit of cologne, subtle but warm. his hair’s tousled slightly, and his eyes light up just a little when they land on you. “hey,” he says, with that soft smile. you don’t trust yourself to speak, so you just smile back, scooting over so he can sit across from you. the conversation is light, easy. mostly thanks to jaemin, who fills every awkward silence with a joke, a story, an embarrassing anecdote about your office. jaemin and jeno were friends in school, you get to know that night, they were benchmates. jaemin always chose jeno as his partner for every game, every lab, and jeno just liked his company, so he stood with him always. jaemin talks about you to jeno too—how you both were first day interns and hit it off over a conversation about which seventeen album is truly the best. but every now and then, you catch jeno looking at you. not staring. not even for long. just—looking. like he’s seeing something he's trying very hard not to see too obviously. “so,” jaemin says mid-way through dessert, smirking at you over his spoon, “funny how you two never end up talking at work.” you nearly choke. jeno shifts in his seat. “like, what’s with all the stapler borrowing, huh? no small talk?” you glare at him. he grins. “i’m just saying. feels like there’s some unspoken office tension.” jeno lets out a quiet laugh. and then, after a beat—he looks at you. “i guess i just… wanted a reason to talk,” he says, voice soft. and your breath catches. your heart is thudding again. you manage a smile, small and shy. trying not to mess up words or blabber out something nonsensical. “i noticed,” you reply. the space between you feels full, suddenly. full of every little interaction. every thank-you. every passing smile. jaemin stretches obnoxiously. “well, look at the time! i’ve got a meeting with my bed in ten.” you roll your eyes. “you’re so obvious.” he shrugs. “you’re welcome.” and just like that, he’s gone with the wind. leaving you and jeno, two half-finished desserts, and a quiet restaurant glowing gold in the late-night hush. “i can walk you home,” he says, gently. not pushing. just offering. and something in you says yes. to the walk. to this night. to the maybe that’s been building between you both. ────
10:45 PM
the night is cool, with a breeze just strong enough to lift the corners of your coat and make you tuck your hands into your sleeves. the restaurant’s warm glow fades behind you, replaced by the hush of quiet streets and dimly lit sidewalks. jeno walks beside you, hands in his pockets, his steps matching yours. neither of you says anything at first. the silence isn’t awkward. it’s... full. full of unspoken things. of nerves and glances and the way your arms brush every few seconds and both of you pretend not to notice. “jaemin talks too much,” jeno says eventually, voice low. you laugh softly. “it’s his specialty.” he hums in agreement, then adds, “he wasn’t wrong, though.” you glance at him, catching the way his eyes flicker to yours and then away again, like he’s testing the water, like he’s afraid of saying too much too fast. “i... didn’t really need the stapler that day.” your breath catches. “oh,” you manage, and you’re smiling now. you can’t help it. “i just... i guess i liked the idea of you looking at me. talking to me.” he pauses. “even if it was just a stapler.” you stop walking, just for a moment. jeno turns, realizing you’re no longer beside him. there’s a streetlight above him, casting shadows across his face and soft highlights in his hair. “you could’ve just said hi,” you whisper. he steps closer. barely. but enough to make the air between you buzz. “i know,” he murmurs. “i wanted to. every day. but you always looked so focused. and i didn’t want to ruin that.” your heart is a mess of drumbeats and warmth. “you wouldn’t have.” silence again. then he says, barely audible, “could i maybe get your number... just for office related stuff, of course.” you nod, because your voice has already betrayed you too many times tonight. a soft smile tugs at his lips. the quiet kind. the kind you know he saves for only a few people. he walks you all the way to your apartment. and when he says goodbye, it’s not a hug. not a kiss. just a quiet “goodnight” and a look that lingers longer than it should. but your heart knows. it knows everything. ────
SATURDAY | 9:00 AM
the next day, the office is just waking up. it always feels colder in the morning—half because of the ac blasting too early, half because everyone’s too busy chasing caffeine to talk. desks are still half-empty. monitors glow. the printer sputters. someone sneezes. a mug clinks. you step in, trying to hide the stupid smile that’s been stuck to your face since last night. your coat is too warm for indoors but your hands are cold, so you hold your coffee tighter. and then you see it. your desk. something’s different. sitting neatly on top of your keyboard is a brand-new stapler. blue, shiny, absolutely unnecessary. you freeze. right beside it, a yellow post-it. his handwriting. neat. almost too neat. “thought you could use one that wasn’t cursed. —jeno :)” you almost laugh. it’s such a him thing to do—dry humor disguised as helpfulness. but your heart? it’s fluttering like it’s stuck in a romcom scene, an angelic choir singing along in tandem. you reach out and pick up the stapler.you didn’t even need one nor were you going to use one. but you want to keep this one forever. cherish it. maybe even pass it on as an heirloom.
just then, you hear someone clear their throat. “new office romance i should know about?” you don’t even need to turn around. jaemin. of course. loud, nosy, iced-americano jaemin. “shut up,” you say instantly, trying to sound bored. your cheeks are already heating up. but he walks past you, grinning like the devil, a bounce in his step like he’s in on the joke you’re still figuring out. and then—your gaze drifts. to the cubicle across. there he is. jeno. typing. or pretending to. his posture is the same—back straight, eyes on the screen—but his fingers are still on the home row keys, just gliding about. and when he feels your eyes, he glances up. It's brief, barely a second. but he smiles. like last night wasn’t just dinner. like it meant something.
a few hours later, a message pops up.
jeno lee “did the new one pass inspection?”
you “it’s still under review by the council. but i think they approve ;)”
jeno lee “let me know if it jams. i’ll personally fix it.”
you smile. a full smile this time. the kind that makes you reach for your coffee, lean back in your chair, and breathe in like something in your world has shifted.
jeno 💗 “what’s your go-to coffee order?”
you “anything except that poison jaemin drinks every day. ‘i like my coffee as dark as my soul’ ahh guy.”
jeno 💗 “haha.” “noted.”
the next morning there’s a cup of coffee on your desk, with yet another post-it note. “it’s the new specialty at a cafe near my place. i thought you’d like it :)”
that was truly the best coffee you had ever tasted. and maybe he started getting it for you every day. ────
WEDNESDAY | 9:00 PM
it's another day at the office. rain taps gently on the windows, a soft drumbeat to the silence of overworked employees and abandoned coffee mugs. you’re still at your desk & so is he. the fluorescent lights overhead are dimmer than usual, humming low like they’re tired too. you stretch your back, glancing at the clock. 9:04 pm. “still here?” comes his voice. you look up to see jeno leaning on the edge of his cubicle wall, sleeves rolled up, tie a little loosened. “so are you,” you shoot back. he smiles. “want company for the walk back?” you nod before your brain catches up.
the streetlights blur against the wet pavement, reflecting like oil paint smudged across the road. jeno’s shoulder brushes yours every few seconds—neither of you move away. he talks about the weird way jaemin eats ramen. you laugh. you tell him about your favorite childhood cartoon. he says he watched it too, and suddenly it’s three blocks later and you’re still talking. at a red light, you both stop. he glances down at you. you glance up. it’s a pause so charged you swear the rain quiets. “...you looked really pretty today,” he says suddenly. his voice isn’t confident or smooth—he says it like a secret. you don’t respond right away. just tuck your hair behind your ear, your face heating. he notices. the light turns green and you simply walk on. on reaching your apartment building you stop at the steps. he’s still holding the umbrella. you don’t say anything. he doesn’t either. there’s that moment again—that pause like the world might tilt if either of you moves. “i’m really glad you came to dinner that night,” he finally says, voice quieter than before. “been wanting to talk to you properly for months.” you blink. “...really?” jeno chuckles. “you had the office’s only decent stapler. of course i had to make a move.” you laugh—nervous and shy and full of everything you’ve been holding back. he takes a step closer. just one. not too much. “but also,” he adds, and this time his voice is a little more sure, “i like you. not just the lunch break, passing-notes kind. the kind where i want to sit and mindlessly watch silly romcoms with you, the kind where i want to walk you home every day and make sure you had dinner. the kind where - " he goes on. but words fall on deaf ears. you feel your heart clench, sweet and sharp. you’re about to respond when— “...so, if you’re okay with it,” he continues, scratching the back of his neck, “can i officially take you out sometime? like, not just coffee machine and post-it flirting. a real date.” you blink. once. twice. your face is warm. your chest feels like it’s glowing. “...yes.” you don’t even hesitate. his smile is soft. wide. genuine. and when he hands you the umbrella and waves goodnight, walking back with his hands in his pockets and a quiet bounce in his step. you think, maybe this started with a stapler. but it’s gonna end with something a lot more permanent. ──── BONUS : FEW WEEKS LATER | 2:00 PM
you, jeno, and jaemin were perched on the edge of the rooftop, paper lunchboxes balanced on your laps, chinese takeout - courtesy of jeno. the breeze is nice, the sky a little overcast, and jaemin's halfway through an enthusiastic rant about the company’s new vending machine layout.
“and like .. why did they move the green tea to the bottom row? what kind of criminal.. oh, thanks man.” he says as jeno hands him a napkin mid-rant, like muscle memory.
you say while giggling, “you guys are like an old married couple.”
jeno chokes on his rice. you pat his back helpfullly , still giggling.
jaemin just shrugs. “what can i say? i raised him well.”
jeno glares at him. mouthing ' stop. talking.' he knew jaemin could slip up any moment. for he always did.
jaemin does not stop talking.
“i mean, not to brag, but if it weren’t for me, he’d still be hovering awkwardly near your desk pretending he needed your stapler.”
you blink. “wait. what?”
jeno drops his chopsticks.
jaemin freezes. realizes.
“oh..." he mutters.
your jaw drops. “waitwaitwait. you told him to borrow my stapler?”
“in my defense,” jaemin says, holding up both hands, “i was just trying to save him from dying of heart failure every time you walked past. it was either that or fake a paper jam crisis.”
jeno is silent. fully hiding behind his lunchbox now.
you slowly turn to him. “is this true?”
“…maybe,” he mumbles.
you snort, trying to hold in your laughter. “oh my god. so all this time..”
“don’t act like it wasn’t genius!” jaemin interrupts. “you’re welcome, by the way. this whole slow-burn coffee shop romcom office love story? all me.”
jeno groans. “can i push him off the roof.”
you lean into jeno’s shoulder, grinning. “you should’ve just said hi.”
he sighs. “i wanted to. but every time i tried, you were always typing so fast. and glaring at your screen like it personally insulted your ancestors.”
you snort. “fair.”
jaemin raises his water bottle. “to true love, born from borrowing office supplies.”
jeno snatches it from him and takes a sip without asking. you think that’s revenge enough. read more ❤︎ please like, reblog and let me know your reviews (๑>◡<๑) this work is a piece of fiction and is not intended to reflect the real personalities, actions, or beliefs of the individuals portrayed. the idols mentioned are used purely as fictional characters for storytelling purposes. no harm, disrespect, or objectification is intended. everything written here is entirely imaginative and not based on real-life events or relationships.
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Thinking About Gender Performance via Eliot in Leverage...
I adore how this show comments on masculinity with Eliot, and the shootout in The Big Band Job represents that perfectly. Eliot doesn’t use guns. We know he can, that’s never been a question, he’s career military until whatever shattered his illusions with that career (I don’t know if we find out, I haven’t finished the series yet). I didn’t want to really comment until I finished the series, but it’s too much of a standout not to comment. In most shows, Eliot would be armed at all times. It would become a running gag how constantly and thoroughly he is armed. He would have to disarm and pull out an inexplicable number of weapons, like Aragorn in The Two Towers or Inej in Shadow and Bone. Alternately, he might become a true pacifist—think Shepherd Book in Firefly. That’s the usual portrayal of a gunman who’s turned his back on guns. Instead, Eliot doesn’t, can’t walk away from that life. So he stays in it without relying on the easy solution. He’s a stone-cold badass because of what he can do unarmed, or scavenge-armed with a shovel or chair or whatever’s on hand. So why do I keep coming back to the scene where Eliot picks up a gun? Where he behaves like the cowboy I’ve seen a thousand different times in a thousand different media? Because the second the camera panned to the gun, my stomach clenched, because this wasn’t about how cool an outlaw is. It was about all the trauma Eliot can barely keep to a simmer that he was about to face head-on because he is still, above all, beholden to and defined by duty. And the way that scene is framed is so, so, so cool. It evokes cowboys and action heroes and The Matrix. The violence is justified: these are bad guys and Eliot is saving Nate. We literally see a handgun jammed down the front of Eliot’s trousers—he has, in the cultural parlance, reclaimed his masculinity. And that’s the toxic masculinity. The soldier. The cowboy. The myth of those roles without the hard work and dirt and early mornings. The cowboy without hardscrabble, the soldier without blood. We know Eliot can step into either role. He is, capital-a capital-m, A Man. And that scene is so, so, so cool. I can’t stop thinking about it. If it were in most shows, it wouldn’t stay with me the same way. It would be heroic and triumphant. In Leverage, what defines that scene? “They don’t need to know what I did.” It's shame. It’s a reminder that no matter how cool and justified and cowboy, this wasn’t the time Eliot took out a bunker full of mooks. This was when Eliot was pushed into such a narrow corner he defied his principles. He broke the rule that keeps everything in check. I don’t leave this episode feeling like Eliot’s a badass. Eliot’s always been a badass. I leave the episode remembering how deeply shattered this character is. In conclusion, no other show does it like Leverage, this is good stuff right here and I’m so glad I found it!
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I feel like lately I? Like myself? More? And I'm not sure how that happened. I feel like I worked through something but I'm not sure what it was. There wasn't like a big revelation moment....
I think.... over the past three years I slowly got better at controlling my anger. I don't lose my temper as much, and when I do, it's easier to calm down again and apologize about it without hating myself for it. Losing my temper used to make me feel like such a total piece of shit, it just piled on even more frustration and made me even angrier. It was a vicious cycle of self loathing.
I think.... I've started expanding my "gender goals" beyond just being the opposite of what I used to be. I think so much of my transition was fueled by self hatred, that I ended up throwing elements of my personality, like my anger, my hobbies and my sense of style, on the "change this or you're a failure" pile.... And that obviously didn't work out.
The irony is, I've often touted several characters as "goals" who very much are defined by their anger. Anger clearly isn't opposite to gender goals for me. It just... needed to be disconnected from how I used to see myself. That former self I hated.


Now that I'm in a better spot, it's become easier to see parts of myself that were always there as positives. I have an abrasive personality, but I no longer think that makes me a bad person. I like that I'm assertive and quick to stand up for what I believe. I think those are good traits, and, at least on some level, I owe them to my anger.
I've started being able to see my height as something cool, and I've been able to reassess how I wanna dress beyond just going for whatever's feminine. I no longer think being a big ole nerd gamer is a black spot on my personality. In fact, being a professional gamer girl is kind of awesome. I bet tons of people are jealous. I'm kind of sick.
I dunno. Weird things are happening. Is this self worth?
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Oscar vs. Influencers
Pairing: Oscar Piastri x Felicity Leong-Piastri (Original Character)
Summary: Oscar Piastri suffers through the Miami GP after the wife reveal.
Warnings and Notes: Is this particularly believable? No. Did it amuse me very much while writing it? Heck yes.
Big thanks to @llirawolf , who listens to me ramble 😂
Oscar Piastri was being hunted.
Not by rival teams. Not by journalists. Not even by tyre degradation.
No — Oscar was being hunted by influencers.
Miami brought with it the usual mix of pastel linen suits, unnecessarily loud music, and people who said things like “I was manifesting this grid walk, babe.”
The hospitality suite looked like a Coachella afterparty collided with a DRS zone.
And now that the internet knew he had a wife, Oscar had gone from “quiet Australian with great racecraft” to “hot F1 husband with ✨mysterious wife energy✨.”
Which apparently meant content.
If Oscar had known the full consequences of Lando’s “you’re married?” fan stage meltdown, he might’ve faked laryngitis for the next six Grands Prix.
He’d barely stepped out of the McLaren hospitality unit when the first wave hit: pastel crop tops, oversized sunglasses, ring lights. At least three people shouted “OMG is that the Wife Guy??” as he walked past.
He blinked. “The what?”
“You know!” a girl shrieked, clutching her phone. “You’re the one with the wife! Like, actual wife! Who fixes cars!”
Oscar gave her a very neutral thumbs-up and kept walking.
The McLaren PR handler caught up with him just before the social content area, looking mildly apologetic.
“Couple TikTokers want to ask you about Felicity. Quick interviews. Just smile and be charming.”
Oscar raised an eyebrow. “Define couple.”
“Eleven.”
He stared. “That’s not a couple.”
“It is in Miami.”
***
“Hey man,” said the first one, who had a ring light clipped to his phone and a bleach job that looked sponsored, “you’re the one with the mystery wife, right?”
Oscar blinked. “I have a wife, yes.”
“Right, right,” the guy said, nodding like they were old friends. “Dude. So cool that you kept it, like, private. You guys live off-grid or something?”
“We live in a farmhouse,” Oscar said drily. “But don’t worry, it has working electricity by now.”
***
One influencer in a sequined dress held out a phone and went, “Okay, for my followers: can you just say ‘hi, Felicity’ and blow her a kiss? It’ll be so cute.”
“No, thank you,” Oscar said politely.
***
“Heyyy Oscar! Quick question for my TikTok!” Another one chirped. “You’re like—married, married, right? Like with a ring and everything?”
He blinked. “That’s usually how it works.”
“Okay, love that for you. Soooo, if your wife and your car were both hanging off a cliff, who are you saving first?”
Oscar’s mouth opened. Then closed. Then opened again.
“…Why are they both on a cliff?”
Lando, walking by, snorted water out his nose.
The influencer giggled. “It’s for content.”
Oscar, deadpan: “My wife would’ve already fixed the car and built a pulley system to save herself.”
***
Someone tried to get him to duet a thirst trap soundbite with the caption “he drives fast but will he let me ride shotgun 🏎️✨”
He told them he was married.
They said: “Even better.”
***
Ten minutes later, he was cornered by someone with a bejewelled microphone shaped like a Martini glass.
“Hi Oscar!! Can we do a rapid-fire TikTok? It’s called Pia or Nah, and you just tell us if something fits your vibe.”
“Sure,” he said, already regretting it.
“Okay! Number one: beach holidays with the boys.”
“Nah.”
“Private track day with your wife.”
“Pia.”
“Throuple with Lando and your wife?”
Oscar deadpanned into the camera. “I will walk into the sea.”
***
A woman in very impractical stiletto sandals and a two-piece linen set leaned toward him, phone already recording.
“Hi,” she said brightly. “Can I ask you a question for TikTok?”
He nodded, resigned.
“If your wife was a car, what car would she beeee?”
Oscar blinked. “...A fully electric car with a torque limit override and illegal suspension mods.”
She looked horrified. “Oh. I thought you were gonna say like… a Ferrari.”
“I don’t think she’d appreciate being compared to an Italian diva with overheating issues.”
Somewhere nearby, someone in a bucket hat said, “Damn,” and fist-bumped him.
***
Three interviews later, Oscar was approached by a lifestyle vlogger with 2.3 million followers and many questions.
“So like, tell me about your wife. What does she doooo?”
“She’s a mechanical engineer,” Oscar said, bracing.
“Oh my god, cute! Like… design aesthetic or?”
“She builds cars.”
“Ohh. Like… model cars?”
“She rebuilt a gearbox last month using a welding rig she made in her garage.”
The vlogger blinked.
“Do you have a quote I can use where you say she’s, like, a girlboss?”
Oscar’s mouth twitched. “She’s not a girlboss. She’s a terrifyingly competent woman with a spreadsheet for every major purchase we’ve ever made and a ‘death to insufficient torque settings’ sticker on her laptop.”
“…Do you think she’d want to collab?”
Oscar smiled politely. “No.”
***
In the McLaren hospitality tent, things did not improve.
An Instagrammer with a pastel clipboard cornered him during lunch.
“So! Oscar! Would your wife ever do a couples Q&A video?”
“No.”
“Even if it was like... Vogue’s 73 Questions style?”
“Still a no.”
“Oh.”
***
“If Felicity was an F1 circuit, which one would she be and why?”
Oscar exhaled. “Suzuka. Elegant. Precise.”
***
“You’re the one with the secret wife, right?” the guy said brightly, holding a mic like he was covering the Met Gala.
Oscar blinked. “I’m also the one who just did a long run on mediums, but sure, let’s go with that.”
The man laughed like he didn’t register sarcasm. “Can I get a soundbite? The fans are obsessed. A wife? It’s giving ‘mystery Australian who moonlights as a world-class driver.’”
“…That’s oddly specific.”
“Your wife’s an engineer, yeah?”
“Yes.”
“Like, actual engineer or lifestyle-influencer-who-says-she-builds-things?”
Oscar's eye twitched. “She has a mechanical engineering degree and welds brake calipers for fun.”
The man gasped. “That’s so hot.”
Oscar turned and walked away.
***
There were cameras everywhere. Ring lights. Someone was holding a tiny dog wearing Red Bull merch. Another had a clipboard titled “Content We Must Force Drivers To Say” in Comic Sans.
Lando was thriving.
Oscar was… present.
“So tell us,” an influencer named Kiki (maybe? she’d introduced herself three times), purred into a camera, “what does a day in the life of Oscar Piastri look like, now that you’re, like, married-married?”
Oscar blinked. “I eat toast. I drive a car. I also enjoy tea.”
Lando nearly choked on his drink.
“And your wife?” Kiki asked, leaning in like she was about to extract state secrets. “She’s… kind of an icon right now. TikTok loves her.”
“I’m sure she’s thrilled,” Oscar deadpanned.
“Do you guys do, like, couple content?”
“No.”
“What’s her vibe?”
“Quiet competence and structural integrity.”
***
Martin Brundle cornered him between two celebrities Oscar absolutely didn’t recognize.
“Oscar! Quick word—this has been quite the media cycle for you. Married! How has that been for your mental game this weekend?”
Oscar smiled politely. “I don’t think my brake bias cares.”
“And how’s the wife handling the attention?”
“My wife is busy rebuilding a ‘67 Alfa Romeo Spider currently. I think she’s doing just fine.”
“Is she taking interview requests?”
Oscar raised an eyebrow. “You can ask. Just make sure your insurance covers bruised egos.”
***
Oscar, clinging to the last shreds of his sanity, kept responding with the emotional range of a man being asked if tires are round.
“Yes.” “Since 2019.” “No, she’s not here.” “Yes, she exists.” “No, we’re not doing a ‘Wife Reveal’ on a podcast.”
***
Later, he escaped to the media pen for what he assumed would be slightly less surreal.
He was wrong.
The first one came from Sky Sports.
“So Oscar,” the interviewer said brightly, “we have to ask—everyone’s been buzzing about the fan stage moment last week. How long have you been married?”
Oscar blinked. “Since 2019.”
“Wow. Quiet ceremony?”
“Very.”
“Any reason you kept it under wraps all these years?”
He shrugged. “Never under wraps. Just not public. There’s a difference.”
***
F1TV was next:
“Oscar, would you say Felicity is your good luck charm?”
“No,” he said. “She’s my wife. She’s an engineer. She’s a whole human. She’s not a charm.”
A brief pause. Then someone scribbled that down like it was a quote for a wedding invitation.
***
A lifestyle magazine rep who definitely snuck into the paddock:
“So Oscar, marriage at 18—did you feel ready?”
Oscar stared for a second too long. “I was more ready for that than I was for my first F2 wet quali.”
“But seriously—how does it work? With the travel, the schedule?”
Oscar paused, then gave the most honest answer of the day.
“It works because she makes it work. Felicity’s… brilliant. She’s the reason I have a home to come back to. She’s been part of every step of this. Not behind me—beside me.”
The interviewer blinked.
Oscar shrugged. “I know everyone’s surprised. But she’s never been a secret. She’s just mine.”
***
Five minutes later:
“Oscar, hi! We were just wondering if married life has changed your approach in the car at all?”
Oscar stared at the reporter. “How would it change how I take Eau Rouge?”
“Well, more cautious, maybe? More mature?”
“No.” Oscar said calmly. “My wife knows exactly what this job entails and she knew what she signed up for.”
***
Another interviewer:
“You’ve been described as ‘F1’s most unexpectedly married man.’ Thoughts?”
Oscar actually laughed at that one. “I guess I’ll take it over ‘most unexpectedly slow.’”
***
And another:
“Is it true your wife’s a mechanic?”
“She’s a mechanical engineer,” he corrected. “And yes.”
“Do you guys talk about race data at dinner?”
“Sometimes,” he said. “She does makes fun of my hand position on hairpins though.”
“Does she have a favourite team?”
Oscar smiled faintly. “Yes. Whichever one I’m driving for.”
***
And then, finally:
“Oscar—how did you keep her a secret all this time?”
Oscar paused. Adjusted his cap. “She wasn’t a secret. Just private.”
“But no one knew—”
“Right, but that’s you not knowing. Not me hiding.”
The reporter blinked, flustered.
Oscar gave them a tired smile. “Next question, please.”
***
By the end of his third interview block, Oscar had answered some version of “so tell us about your wife!” Three dozen separate times.
He was this close to walking into the McLaren garage, finding Lando, and throwing a telemetry laptop at him.
“People used to ask about race pace,” Oscar muttered to his press officer.
“People still ask,” she replied. “Right after they’re done trying to figure out how you hid a whole marriage.”
He sighed. “We weren’t hiding.”
“You realise you’re the first driver in years to be married before your rookie season?”
***
Back in the garage, Lando greeted him, smiling way too much.
“How’d it go?”
Oscar glared. “I hate you.”
Lando snorted. “They ask about your mystery wife?”
“Every single time. Even when I tried to pivot to strategy.”
“Classic deflection,” Lando grinned. “Didn’t work, huh?”
Oscar just mutely shook his head.
“I can’t believe I was the one who exposed a whole marriage,” he said, gleeful.
“You didn’t expose anything,” Oscar muttered, passing by him.
“I brought joy to the internet, Oscar. You’re welcome.”
***
Meanwhile on Twitter:
@/formulafreakgirl: Oscar Piastri showed up to media day looking like he hadn't slept in three days and spent most of it fending off TikTokers with nothing but sarcasm and marital loyalty. 10/10. Would watch again.
@/f1memequeen: oscar piastri: mentions wife the internet: unlocks a new level of thirst also oscar: “she has a death to insufficient torque settings sticker on her laptop” me: 🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️
@/lanstappenfiles: lando: wait you’re MARRIED?? oscar: since 2019 lando: the grid: the internet:
@/drivertospousepipeline: being oscar’s wife must be so peaceful. you just fix gearboxes, raise chickens, bake sourdough, and occasionally rebuild a car while your husband fends off influencers on a pastel couch in miami.
@/slowpitstop: “she’s not a girlboss. she’s a terrifyingly competent woman with a spreadsheet for every major purchase and a torque limit sticker on her laptop.” — oscar piastri the rest of the grid: single. silent. afraid.
@/pitwallcryptid: oscar said his wife’s vibe is “structural integrity” and “quiet competence” and i don’t think i’ve ever heard anything sexier in my life??? like ok drywall daddy
@/susiekarenstan: the interviewer: "if your wife and your car were hanging off a cliff—" oscar: "why are they both on a cliff." girl. i am SOBBING. his brain is literally aerodynamic.
@/throttlemistress: idc about championships. oscar won miami gp media day by mentally walking into the sea after a tiktok thirst trap asked if he wanted a throuple with lando and his wife.
@/piastrify: “she’s never been a secret. she’s just mine.” yes bestie give them functional emotional communication and healthy marriage dynamics domestic king 👑
@/charlesleclerrideordie: can’t believe oscar’s villain origin story is “my teammate outed my marriage on a fan stage and now i have to talk about my wife with people holding microphones shaped like martini glasses.”
@/gridgossipguru: BREAKING: oscar piastri confirms wife exists, is not a figment of our collective girl math hallucination, and does not want to collab on your TikTok.
@/oscarstirewarmers: oscar after 37 interviews about his wife: “she’s not a charm. she’s a whole human.” me: okay mr. feminist husband i see you 🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️
@/thatgirlinthepaddock: can we please get felicity a podcast where she explains how she builds cars and dodges media like a legend. call it she’s just my wife: the woman behind the wrench
@/f1spice: everyone else: talking tyres and upgrades Oscar Piastri: “My wife rebuilt a gearbox with a homemade welding rig” me: 🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️
@/mclarenupdates: Oscar being asked “if your car and your wife were hanging off a cliff, who would you save?” Oscar: “why are they on a cliff?” Real.
@/tik_tok_torque: not a single influencer has recovered from “my wife would’ve already built a pulley system to save herself.” the chokehold this man has.
@/suzukahive: he said she’s Suzuka. SUZUKA. elegant. precise. emotionally devastating.
@/chaoticpitwall: f1tv: “would you say Felicity is your good luck charm?” Oscar: “she’s a whole human.” the bar is on the floor and yet he cartwheeled over it.
@/vibeygp: “quiet competence and structural integrity” is now the new gold standard for love confessions. don’t talk to me unless you think I’m Suzuka.
@/landosthighlights: lando watching oscar get chased by tiktokers for being secretly married for 5 years: 😈 lando 2 minutes after: “i discovered the mystery wife. i deserve credit.” somebody stop this man.
@/girldownforgrip: every interviewer: “so why did you keep your wife a secret?” Oscar: “she wasn’t a secret. she was private.” me: 🫡🫡🫡
@/wecrunchdata: “my wife is the reason I have a home to come back to” “not behind me — beside me.” sir????
@/felicityfanbot01: petition to get Felicity on a paddock walk so she can throw one (1) perfectly timed side-eye and send 10 influencers into an existential crisis.
@/formulaferal: he said she has a “death to insufficient torque settings” sticker on her laptop and now I’m in love with BOTH of them.
@/dtsdisaster: “next question please.” —Oscar Piastri, gently eviscerating a journalist trying to spin a wife reveal into a conspiracy.
@/piastriparadise: Oscar is just a little husband man who wants to drive his car, eat toast, and be married in peace. Miami said no ❤️
@/gridgossip:
Interviewer: is your wife a Ferrari?
Oscar: absolutely not.
Oscar: she’d hate being compared to an Italian diva with overheating issues.
me: [choking on air]
@/f1witches:
“Not behind me—beside me.”
I screamed. I kicked my feet. I believe in love again.
@/oscsoftboypiastri:
Oscar Piastri being hunted by influencers in pastel co-ords is not the media day I expected but it’s the media day I NEEDED.
@/piastriupdates: they keep asking oscar about his wife like she’s an urban legend and this man is just standing there with 12% battery going “she’s an engineer. we eat toast. next question.”
@/tikf1tokqueen:
did oscar really say felicity is like suzuka because she’s elegant and precise. did he REALLY.
someone sedate me I’m too emotionally compromised
@/spannersandspreadsheets:
the more i learn about felicity piastri the more convinced i am she could outpace half the grid in a 1982 rally car she rebuilt in a barn
@/formulafemmes:
the fact that oscar:
– married her at 18
– kept her private but never a “secret”
– immediately corrected “girlboss” to “terrifyingly competent woman”
– said “she makes it possible for me to do this job”
I’m sorry I need to lie down
@/f1_fangirl007:
i’m not saying i’d read a 300k slow burn fanfic about oscar and felicity but. i WOULD read a 300k slow burn fanfic about oscar and felicity.
@/felicityfan27:
her IG has 20 posts and one is just a sourdough starter named Nigel. i’m in love.
@/landozipped:
lando exposing oscar's marriage was a historical event actually. like. the louis tomlinson pigeon video. or beyoncé’s pregnancy reveal.
@/brundleburner:
not Martin Brundle being like “how’s the wife handling the attention?” and Oscar going “she’s rebuilding a ‘67 Alfa Romeo Spider.” we are not the same.
@/wheeltoleclerc:
not oscar rejecting a vogue-style couples interview, a ‘hi felicity’ tiktok, AND a “save your wife or your car off a cliff” question within 20 mins.
he is 1) tired 2) married 3) Done™
@/felicitypiastriunofficial: petition for mclaren to hand oscar’s wife a racing suit and let her do a hot lap in the Artura while oscar holds her sourdough starter on the sidelines
***
Text Messages: Oscar Piastri & Mark Webber
Mark: Heard you did 73 interviews and said “I have a wife” in 68 of them.
Oscar: 69 actually. F1TV asked twice.
Mark: Beautiful. Your media training has peaked. Next step: hand out wedding invites at press conferences.
Oscar: I swear if one more person calls her a girlboss I’m going to fake a hamstring injury and disappear into the Floridian swamp.
Mark: Should’ve seen this coming, mate. You did marry a genius and hide her in a cottage like a fairytale side quest.
Oscar: We weren’t hiding. Just… vibing in obscurity.
Mark: Tell that to the influencer who tried to ask if she was a Ferrari.
Oscar: She heard that one and said “I’m not red and fragile, thanks.”
Mark: Tell her I love her. Also: have you considered letting her do your media next time?
Oscar: She’d dismantle the mic setup and rewire the paddock sound system out of spite.
Mark: And that’s why I signed you. Because clearly you know how to pick your team.
***
Group Chat: Piastri Fam ❤️
Hattie OSCAR.
Edie OH MY GOD.
Mae "Quiet competence and structural integrity"????
Hattie Are you in love or writing a building code?
Oscar Good morning to you too
Nicole
I thought you were just doing media day today?
Why is the entire internet trying to flirt with my married son? Also, Sweetheart, are you okay? You looked like you were being hunted.
Mae Did you say she has a torque override and illegal suspension mods IS THAT HOW YOU DESCRIBE YOUR WIFE TO STRANGERS?
Oscar Can I not do one race weekend without becoming a meme
Hattie Not when you’re out here like: “my wife rebuilt a gearbox and could kill you with a torque wrench 😐”
Edie Honestly you’ve got big Victorian husband energy. “My beloved doesn’t speak to the press. She is too powerful.”
Nicole: Sweetheart, I love you. But how did we go from “quiet boy from Melbourne” to “mystery F1 sex symbol” in one race weekend?
Oscar: I don’t know. I hate it here.
Chris: I just googled “TikTok thirst trap oscar piastri” and now I’m emotionally unwell.
Oscar: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT DAD
Mae:
Also: “She’s not a good luck charm. She’s a whole human.”
When did you become so quotable??
You used to say "broccoli makes me sad" with full sincerity.
Oscar: Still does.
Chris: Mate. You are absolutely not living this down. Ever. You’ve become TikTok’s favourite unintentional husband
Nicole Is Felicity okay? I know she hates this kind of attention.
Oscar She hasn’t checked TikTok. She’s currently pressure-testing a brake line and telling Bee to drink more water.
Hattie Tell your terrifying engineer wife I love her.
Mae You realise you're NEVER going to live this down, right?
Oscar I didn’t even do anything.
Edie Exactly. You didn’t even try. And now you’re “Mr. Private Soft Husband With a Gearbox Goddess Wife” and TikTok’s screaming.
Nicole: Also what is this about her being Suzuka??
Chris: Elegant. Precise. High-speed technical excellence. ...Good answer, mate.
Oscar: Thank you.
***
GRID GROUP CHAT
Max: oscar. mate. “quiet competence and structural integrity”????
Lando: I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR TEN MINUTES he described his wife like she’s a suspension system 😭
George: That’s the most Piastri love language I’ve ever heard do you whisper aerodynamics at her too??
Charles: “death to insufficient torque settings” sticker 😭 bro i’m scared of her and i haven’t even met her
Lewis: as you should be. sounds like she’s got more discipline than half the pit wall
Carlos: i want to know if she’s the reason your gearbox never fails
Esteban: so no couples Q&A? 😔 Mon dieu. I had questions.
Lando: “she’s not a girlboss she’s a terrifyingly competent woman” print that on a t-shirt
Yuki: i want to meet her she sounds scary i like her
Zhou: you’re telling me she roasts your hand position on hairpins?? that’s love
Esteban: do we think she does driver coaching asking for… um. a friend.
Max: I’m still stuck on “death to insufficient torque settings” that’s the energy we need in the garage
Kevin: Oscar blink twice if you married your team’s actual chief mechanic
Nico: plot twist: Oscar’s wife is the reason the McLaren upgrades work
Daniel: Has anyone actually seen her or is she just a really intense AI program that builds gearboxes and bakes sourdough
Oscar: I hate all of you.
Alex: someone asked him if his wife was a real engineer and he hit them with “she rebuilt a gearbox with a custom welding rig” ICONIC.
Esteban: you are married to Tony Stark but scarier and with chickens
Pierre: just say you're in love man no need to flex her CV
Yuki: does she do freelance? my espresso machine is broken
Logan: no but really why does the internet love her more than you now?
Oscar: probably because she’s not in this chat
Valtteri: tell her she has my respect. and also I’d like a sourdough starter recipe
Lando: HE WAS CALLED “THE WIFE GUY” IN THE PADDOCK i’m never letting this go. NEVER.
Oscar: reminder that you are the reason this went public
Lando: and i would do it again 🫡
***
The only moment of peace came that night, back in the hotel, when Oscar FaceTimed home and Bee answered with a wide grin and peanut butter on her nose.
“Mama says no carburetors until I eat some of my vegetables.”
Felicity leaned into the frame behind her, hair tied up in a bandana. “Your daughter tried to climb the kitchen counter to build her own rear wing.”
Oscar smiled.
The internet could call him Wife Guy. The media could throw questions at him between FP1 and FP2. The influencers could manifest chaos all they liked.
As long as this was waiting for him at the end of the day?
He’d survive Miami just fine.
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Rating Scum Villain Characters By How Much I Cheer When I See Them Depicted With Grey Hair
It goes without saying that this list is highly subjective. But it makes me happy! I have not actually seen all these characters with grey hair, i don’t think. Listed ages reflect end of book except where stated otherwise.
Mobei-jun: 2/10. Age: fuck if I know. We’ll say he’s like 39. I understand the whole ice prince aesthetic makes silver/white haired Mobei-jun attractive to some people but I personally think it’s really funny if he just looks absurdly young forever. Assigned youngest child.
Shang Qinghua: 6/10. Age: like 40 or 80 if you count his first life. Shang Qinghua’s perpetual state of total stress is one of his most defining characteristics so grey hair for this character makes sense. Also jives well with his whole sleazy uncle kind of vibe. When paired with above, it can make MBJ look like SQH’s inappropriately younger boyfriend, which is deeply funny to me. Unfortunately, the twinkification of this character in fandom limits my opportunities to experience this kind of joy.
Luo Binghe: 0/10. Age: like 25. It just feels wrong.
Shen Jiu: 8/10. Age: depends, we’ll say 40. If Shen Jiu had grey hair he would dye that shit so fucking fast. Yue Qingyuan would try to re-assure him that oh, shidi, grey hair is nothing to be ashamed about!! And Shen Jiu would be like you stupid fuck it’s clearly caused by my terrible shitty cultivation GET OFF MY FUCKING MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!! But fun fact! It is actually caused by his constant hyper-vigilance, PTSD, and meteoric stress levels. 🙏💚
Ning Yingying: 1/10. Age: also like 25. Gets 1 point for the hilarity of a character named baby ending up prematurely grey.
Ming Fan: 5/10. Age: 27-ish. This kid is so fucking stressed. Obviously this more applies post-jump, not to volume 1!Ming Fan. There is excellent potential here though for every time something happens to Shen Qingqiu, Ming Fan shows up looking greyer and more haggard.
Liu Mingyan: 0/10. Age: like 25. Idk it just doesn’t inspire me.
Sha Hualing: 1/10. Age: also like 25. I was gonna say 0/10 and then i thought about Luo Binghe-wrangling giving her grey hair and her furiously dyeing it black again and I thought it was funny. Sue me.
Gongyi Xiao: 2/10 Age: ??? Dead anyways. See, if the depiction of GYX gives him grey hair, that means he lived long enough to have grey hair 🥺
Yang Yixuan: -10/10 Age: Baby. Reason: Baby.
Tianlang-jun: 10/10. Age: I don’t fucking know, man. Lots of great reasons to give TLJ some greys. # 1, it helps distinguish him visually from Binghe. # 2, appropriate since he is an evil DILF. # 3: my guy got crushed under a mountain for like twenty years I think that entitles him to some grey hair. # 4: I think he’d be completely ridiculous about it. I am imagining him frantically denying he looks his age and demanding Zhuzhi-lang tell him he still looks pretty.
Zhuzhi-lang: 3/10. Age: ?????? On the one hand, ZZL is probably old enough and stressed enough to have grey hair. On the other other hand, his hair is typically depicted as mostly green, partially snakes, so, like, ymmv.
Su Xiyan: 6/10. Age: dead, would probably be in her 40s/50s if she were alive. Look, I cannot deny the appeal of giving some grey hair to the dead dilf mother of all time. Tianlang-jun would also, unfortunately, be staggeringly horny about it.
Mu Qingfang: 7/10. Age: 40s-ish. *Nods approvingly*
Liu Qingge: 4/10. Age: 30-45. Liu Qingge is the assigned baby of the peak lords, so giving him grey hair always feels weird to me. He would look pretty with like a cool silver streak tho. I do also see some appeal to him acquiring grey hair during the five year time skip due to the *hand waves*.
Qi Qingqi: 7/10. Age: 40s-ish. MILF.
Yue Qingyuan: 16/10. Age: 40s-ish. Makes absolutely perfect sense. This is one of the most stressed men alive. He’s very literally the assigned da-ge by the narrative. His cultivation is a total mess because of Xuan Su! Frankly, I’m surprised his hair isn’t totally white by the end of this book! because it would make sense!! within its literary and cultural context from what I know!! Also, it would work with his wardrobe.
Shen Qingqiu: 10/10. Age: 27-ish, technically, except also in his 40s, except also immortal so who really knows. Similar to YQY and TLJ, this makes sense. Shen Qingqiu’s abysmal physical health and terrible mental health are persistent throughout the text, and things like Without A Cure and the widow arc are perfect excuses for SQQ to have grey hair. It makes him look older, which is fun in SQQ’s context for a variety of reasons, including the fact that LBH would find it hot. Elegant, Beautiful, Graceful, Scholarly Qing Jing Peak Lord Shen having grey hair is a beautiful thing indeed 💚
#scum villain#svsss#scum villain self saving system#mxtx#bingqiu#i know there are other characters but idk. im having fun here.
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while we were in the basement hiding from tornadoes i finally watched captain america the winter soldier and it was pretty good for a marvel movie
sometimes i think to myself "come on, MCU isn't THAT bad" when i see people complain, and then realize I haven't watched any MCU since endgame which was awful. But now i think that marvel had actually been in a process of going downhill even before that.
obviously the biggest problem is the way later marvel movies just shat all over character development and gave up on meaningful emotional arcs for cheap jokes and stuff that "looks cool" without any meaning to it.
but also the winter soldier had a lot of physicality to the fight scenes and stunts that later MCU films don't have at all.
One of the key challenges with MCU is that the characters don't have clear limits or parameters on what they can and can't do, but i think thats kind of inevitable seeing how theyre based on superhero comics. EVERY marvel film, characters, including un-enhanced human characters, tank levels of blunt force trauma and acceleration that would be unsurvivable irl, or miraculously dodge sprays of bullets or exploding debris that would certainly rip them asunder.
So why is the winter soldier exciting when later marvel films aren't? Well for one thing the action sequences are physical fights rather than vague CGI light shows of characters using poorly defined powers. Even though we know the heroes are all practically indestructible for in-universe and out-of-universe reasons, it feels more exciting when the characters' bodies seem like they are actually interacting with physics and their environment and each other. Bucky as the Winter Soldier has such a physicality and weight to him as he moves, jumps, fights and uses weapons that when he does do something that seems impossible for a person it makes him appear scary and uncanny instead of just looking like more of the same computer generated nothing.
Honestly i feel like mcu started to be more focused on comedy and "jokes" because once the scenes started to be almost completely CGI, it was so much harder to create a sense of excitement and stakes. But thats just my idea
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