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Can't talk rn ✋️ literally the only thought in my head is pussy eating
#this is a problem guys i have to leave for work soon and im still in bed i gotta get up#wlw post#femme bait#butch4femme
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I adore it whenever rook rests their hands on their hips like a handyman or mechanic about to deliver some bad news as to how much the repairs are going to come in at. the hero equivalent of a plumber. they're out there saving the world with the gently beleaguered air of an overworked janitor and I quite simply love that for them
#*gazing at a blight pustule and sucking in a 'yikes!' breath through their teeth* well. there's your problem.#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#rook#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#'I wish rook wouldn't strike this weird pose all the time' au contraire my friend they should in fact do it even more#there are few enough delights in this world let us hold on to the ones we have#I suppose mario has the heroic plumber energy corner in gaming covered already but rook's version is funnier to me#extra heightened To Me with ingellvar of course because of who I am as a person etc. and also the metaphysical element#as lucanis genuinely treats assassination as his 9-5 so rye thinks of the watcher's duty to watch and protect the borders of existence#it's a holy duty AND also you're just a cosmic plumber. you make sure shit goes where it's supposed to and not anywhere else#(if you'll pardon the phrasing)#nothing backing up nothing gushing out nothing getting stuck. having to deal with all the weird shit people have tried to flush away#people kind of wrinkle their nose at you but they'd be fucked if you stopped doing your job and you all know it#it ain't much but it's honest work.#hey folks I love rook only hawke can rival them in my heart there's so much Weird Little Guy (gn) potential here
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finally, ax dance in stunning technicolor
linking the same playlist bc music is integral to the experience
#myart#aximili#andalite#animation#animorphs#perhaps my least canon fanart. because this guy notoriously hates human music. but i can dream#again i highly recommend listening to something approximately 161bpm or slightly faster to fully appreciate the dance#i think i'll also do the human ax part but that's a problem for future me#i could also be convinced to make this a long series of these for every animorph but thats.......a lot of work#Spotify
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DC x DP Prompt
To the delight of Gotham's citizens, and the dismay of her criminal underbelly, the GCPD has a new specialized unit that ACTUALLY apprehends criminals and brings them to justice!
It's a relatively small squad of mostly young adults, who looked fresh out of their teens. But age didn't matter once they got the work done. And they did, as they've already got criminals like Penguin, Riddler, and Bane behind bars for what looks to be 'for good'.
No one besides Commissioner Gordan knows anything about the squad as they operate as a mostly separate entity from GCPD. It was rare to see any of them, and any photos taken were unusually blurry. They are also extremely secretive; if you exclude their social media which are usually just shit posts, memes, and thirst edits of the Wayne family.
They were a total mystery. Almost as mysterious as Batman.
But those who have seen/worked with the squad before all had the same thing to say about them. They were cool. They had an unusually effective method. And their leader is a menace. With his sharp teeth and pointed smile. And bright blue eyes that spoke to your soul. It was a pleasure to see/ work with him, it really was. But they weren't planning on doing so again for a long time.
That being said, Gotham had been quiet for a while. A bit too quiet if you ask anyone, especially the Bats. Strangely, it didn't feel like the usual calm before the shit storm. The instinctual pit in their guts that usually formed just wasn't there. This was different. This wasn't the calm before the storm. This was the ocean receding. But no one seemed to realize it yet.
Not until the tsunami came crashing down on them.
The GCPD special unit accounts that had been inactive for the last three months suddenly pinged to life. Everyone who followed them clicked the notification almost immediately. With this unnerving calm surrounding them, who the hell didn't want to see what batshit crazy statement they would make after three months of radio silence.
What they didn't expect, was to see a crystal-clear picture of justice finally being served.
The picture was a selfie, taken in an abandoned warehouse. In the middle of the dirty floor was the Joker. He was tied up and his head hung low. You could see how beaten he was, his clothes torn and bloody. His face paint was also coming off, revealing pale blotchy skin. Reminding everyone that, he was still human, just like the rest of them.
Behind him, all lined up with smiles on their faces, was Team Phantom. They were a bit bloody and bruised as well but overall in much better condition. They weren't wearing the normal GCPD navy blue uniform, but black and white ones. All stylized to fit the wearers taste. They all looked so young, but their eyes looked like old tired eyes, finally getting some relief.
From in the corner was their leader. Only part of his face was in the picture. One glowing blue eye, and part of his Cheshire smile. His hand making a peace sign next to the Joker. Even with only part of his being shown, everyone could tell he was relived as well.
And while the picture itself was shocking, the caption was what really got them. The top was what you would usually expect from the team. A big bold 'GOT EM' ' at the top. But at the bottom in small, almost unnoticeable text was:
"He will face his punishment. We will get our retribution. May we finally rest in peace."
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#dp x dc prompt#dp dc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#danny and the gang are fragments of the souls of those the joker + the other criminals killed or got killed because of them#guess who most of danny's soul is made of#hint: he has pit rage#the joker is no longer human that's why they had a hard time cathing him#neither are the bats but neither party knew#i would like to mention that danny is tiny#he missed his growth spurt and is making it everyone's problem#danny is a tiny menace#danny sam val dash and kwan mostly work out in the feld#tucker wes and star are the guys and gal in the chair#Paulina Dan and Jazz are the lawyers who prosecute the crimanals#they always win#duh#ellie is their mascot#shes also a mencae#she sometimes go out on the felid#wearing a tutu#combat boots#and a studded leather jacket#with her hair in pig tails#she also has a spiked bat#she WILL use it
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it's so funny and meta to me that shen yuan keeps scolding himself for saving luo binghe because binghe has the "protagonist halo" and thus can never die, while being the exact plot convenience that saves the protagonist from dying
shen yuan keeps expecting another beam to fall down not realizing that he himself is the beam that falls down to save luo binghe
#''oh why did i save him he has the protagonist halo'' THAT IS WHY YOU SAVED HIM YOU DUMMY#you ARE the plot convenience!!!#the halo is working its just working on YOU#for a guy who started roleplaying and cheating the system immediately upon waking up he sure is not very self aware#i think shen yuan's problem is that he never takes himself and his actions into account#svsss#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#scum villain#scum villain's self saving system
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The thing that no one tells you about leftist organizing is that when you succeed you have to run a leftist organization.
Which is hell.
#Ive got a guy in a position of power who thinks hes the white mao and hes CAUSING PROBLEMS#archive#tales from work
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simon in my lucid fantasies
#i’m sorry i’m like this#something is unwell inside me#the way i would needle that man until he broke and gave me a new necklace#ifykyk#we’d be fighting forsure#like you gotta staring problem big guy#some repressed trauma perhaps#we can work it out#ghost simon riley#simon riley#simon ghost riley#simon ghost x reader#simonriley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley smut#ghost call of duty#simon ghost riley smut
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I love the visual storytelling in this show so much!
Because despite us never having seen Stella physically hit Stolas before this moment (she's thrown things at him, but that's technically a different thing, though, not any less abusive), everything in this scene proves it's happened before. They don't need to spell it out for us, they let the visuals speak for itself.
The way Stolas is backing away in fear, keeping his focus on her, because he knows exactly what's coming.
The only difference is that this time he's not scared anymore to defend himself (because he's officially hit his limit due to the night prior). Even Stella's shocked by it, showing us this really is the first time Stolas stopped her.
He tries to keep standing strong, but lets out a breath and sinks into himself the moment she leaves, because standing up to her took all the energy and willpower he had left in his body.
I feel like (well written) male abuse victim/female abuser is so hard to find in media, so I'm just so happy to see it here! I'm a firm believer of taking male abuse victims seriously, and that yes, even women can be their abusers.
#the idea of male abuse victim/female abuser is apperently “unrealsitic” to some people#like just say you're part of the problem and go#I'm not even a guy myself (I'm a woman) but by god abuse doesn't work like that#helluva boss#helluva boss stolas#stolas goetia#stolas#hellaverse#abuse tw#personal
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they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)
#like guys. be real with me. how many options did you even try before turning to dark magic#nothing about the situation called for all that😭#in my mind they're like 22 and 25 here which makes it all even funnier#guys please just adopt a dog or something😭#nothing about either of you screams ready for parenthood#im so happy adrien agreste exists but the circumstances of his birth are so ridiculous#there is so much gabe and emilie couldve done besides this. they could have done anything#honestly knowing them(<-girl who believes she knows them) im not even convinced the infertility treatment wasnt working#I think they just both were so allured by the concept of a magic baby#they were like six months in and hadn't gotten pregnant yet and were like. well. I guess we're out of options! dark magic it is!#and made it everyone else's problem forever#these two wanted to be doomed by the narrative SO bad#honestly though being a 22 year old girl I kind of yet it. sometimes I see a cute baby and want one so bad maybe I too would use dark magic#maybe emilie agreste was just a girl.#anyway. sorry adrien that your parents were Like This but it is so so funny#anna rambles#ml#gabriel agreste#emilie agreste
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Spotlight: Jazz is peak Prowl being able to comfort Jazz even though Jazz doesn't want to open up about how he's feeling and Prowl completely respects that
i love their dynamic so much here and in "all hail megatron", it's such a shame that their connection ended up being completely forgotten in the rest of idw series... reading "optimus prime" and coming across that one frame, observing what we have had and lost because the authors couldn't keep in mind how and who they were writing... it actually hurts



you guys. you guys! why are you doing this to us. why is it so hard for you to keep track on your story!! why do we have to see their relationship... fall apart?? without a decent look at it?? somewhere out there, in the background?? we're just left with the fact that they are over or maybe never even were there in the first place
prowl and jazz had so much potential at some point of idw history. the way how well they worked together despite all the difficulties, how sincerely prowl supported jazz even though he remained very closed off and aloof the whole time, how he really tried to be a good loyal friend, respected jazz's personal boundaries, didn't push, didn't go too far with his concern, didn't except anything in return and was just there to help... a rare bright moment for this version of my poor boy :'D
there were so many opportunities to develop this further, to show how they could exist in the new cybertronian future for which they had gone through so much hardship, how could they fight all the problems that were coming down on them, together, exactly as it was on earth. but, alas, we have to accept that they were quickly brushed aside and forgotten. a little time passes and they become strangers. forever. their entire bond is just erased. because that's how idw works with their characters...


#sorry for the negativity still love this universe just some of the moments make me angry#to write something so interesting with the characters and instantly forget about it - yep gorgeous work#my main problem with idw is the way how horribly inconsistent everything was written sometimes. like. critically bad. there are exceptions#mtmte and lost light for example where thanks primus everything is more or less okay with the logic and plot#(that's why these two comics will always remain the best here. peak idw. but many other stories and characters? gosh it's so bad at times)#prowl in one issue: oh jazz you are clearly my friend i will always support you in any situation! you can always count on me bro!!#prowl in the next story when jazz is going through hell after killing a human: hope this sucker won't get in my way lmao what a crybaby#okay yeah enough with negative let's just be happy that we still have these wonderful moments even if they don't lead anywhere in the futur#i cherish every moment where idw prowl acts like a sweet and kind guy instead of a monster with some head problems#but well because prowl here was on a break jazz had to suffer for the sake of the plot#they both can't be at peace with their minds at once lmao#jazzprowl#prowljazz#tf jazz#tf prowl#prowl#jazz#maccadam#transformers#tf
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my snuggle buddy, we barely stayed awake 😮💨


#me 💒💕#I was quickly reminded I don’t miss night shift as much as I think#jk I do but goodness I couldn’t do it in a vehicle kudos to buddy guy#but also my momma was a social worker for some time and one way she swore to calm & talk to her work kids was driving with them so!#when I became her big problem child we did a lot of drives after bad episodes or rage outs or just when I was anxious#so like multiple times a week sometimes from the time I was like 7 lol#it was so soothing though#and she loved to drive and listen to music so a win for her always#once I was chiller we did it just to hang out a lot or on my bad days I learnt to ask to do that#cars are so calming to me for that reason#so I’ll be honest I found it easier to get sleepier here than in my own bed
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case study of the self-identified god
#obsessed with the fact that rain world is a game about survival#yet every character we meet has the express goal of trying to optimize killing themselves#every creature in game seems perfectly content fulfilling their role in the ecosystem no matter how many cycles they do the same thing#(rly obvious with gourmand's entire route. guy who lives their life to the fullest without the slightest hint of resentment)#it was really only the ancients who thought they were above it and thought of it as something to escape from#5pebbles is so interesting because the only reason hes “”“godlike”“” is because of his vast knowledge. if he was in any slugcats shoes he#would die instantly which is ironically what hes been trying to do this whole time#this comic was kind of exploring the idea of awareness (divinity) as something that drags down ones enjoyment of life (walking).#if 5p would humble himself down enough to walk around like any other creature#he would a) be much happier in life and b) achieve the ascension he's been gunning for for millennia like all the slugcats did#but he never will.#getting rid of all his work on the problem or even his awareness of it entirely#would just be a trick of convenience that steals away his godhood#and him calling himself godlike is kind of a cope LOL#a cope being faced with a problem he was never meant to solve#a cope being faced with what he did to moon#a cope being faced with the rot inside him#oh well.#anyway fuck 5 pebbles i hate that guy#rain world#rain world fanart#rw five pebbles#rain world five pebbles#rw gourmand#rain world gourmand#five pebbles#rain world void worm#rain world ancients#also JUST KIDDING ilu 5p. you suck but i💛u
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edgar!! :D
#gah damn#this silly guy#love him#this isnt a problem#hes so X3 shaped#if im not supposed to love him whys he so loveable#cutie pie#i dont scavenge the internet for scraps of content on this character nooooo hahaha#edgar electric dreams#electric dreams edgar#electric dreams movie#electric dreams 1984#electric dreams fanart#electric dreams#sentient ai#ai character#ai x reader#objectum#ai#furry artist#sfw furry#safe fur work#pixel art#pixelart#digital art#edgar
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art dump of some hunters and beests from games I like





plus some sillies



#my art#monster hunter#bloodborne#bloodborne hunter#moon presence#shara ishvalda#zoh shia#some other guys in here but they're all in the shitpost section lmao#going between bloodborne and mh is the funniest possible whiplash because they have#the same problem: incomprehensible god-monsters that can warp and damage and bring calamity on the world simply by existing in it#the same solution: throw one (1) guy at it and hope to high heaven they survive (but at what cost)#but apparently everyone in monster hunter just has this unspoken binding agreement to Not Get Weird About It and somehow that works#somehow that works
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oh ok so its the usual no-homo bullshit you always hear, good to know.
#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#nandermo#look im a reasonable guy#i dont get worked up easily and ive been around writers rooms and understand the pressures of writing a big show like wwdits#hell i even liked season 4#but this has got to be one of the most offensive bs ive read that wasnt from 2015#‘its only a small (but vocal) amount of people that actually want to see them together’#‘their love isnt ~s*xual~ they dont need to kiss its more ~profound~ than that’#‘you don’t REALLY want to see them together! (thats gross!)’#also ‘the power dynamic is ~problematic~’??? are you kidding me???#jfc its like someone literally got this out of the queerbating handbook from 2010#and like yeah i know wwdits isnt queerbating but its queerness feels more performative when it treats an actual central relationship#like its a gross kinkything only a few freaks on the internet want#instead of a legitimate plausible story that deserves exploration#nandermo should be a triumph - a victory for the characters and something the writers should be pleased with writing#not…this.#like it’s some problem pressured reluctantly upon them that needs to be carefully defused#this has left a bad taste in my mouth
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