#this is /lh
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“that’s not a realistic size for a dick” good thing the characters attached to them aren’t real either 🙂↔️
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Virgin Cellbit: fervently denies any and all catboy accusations
Chad Martyn: makes wet cat jokes on tumblr and then makes himself into a catboy
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You think maybe Tim does have feelings for Kon but won't confess because this isn't just like a crush, it's real deep love he feels in his core? (not to say he didn't or couldn't have loved his other partners) But since Tim has a ... less than stellar track record when it comes to dating, he knows he wouldn't be the partner that Kon deserves. At least not at the moment.
So he dates other people and puts more effort in and pretends the feeling is something else. That's his best friend anyways, surely this love he feels is just a platonic love coupled with a deep respect... Surely Tim almost went crazy trying to re-clone Kon because he feels a deep friendship. Nothing more.
#i love throuples but i don't subscribe to timberkon 👎🏻#he's a stepping stone in my eyes#but my dream third is dead so fuck me i guess#this is not a bernard dowd safe space#this is /lh#tim drake#kon el kent#timkon
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Fuck you *puts them in the Ikea Cactus ring*
#grian#goodtimeswithscar#desert duo#3rd life#the life series#this is /lh#we're all trapped in the desert aren't we? /j
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people need to stop using Wuthering Heights quotes for Sylus and use them for Caleb instead because if you had read the book you'd know Heathcliff's and Catherine's relationship is literally the same as Calebmc's goodbye
#this is /lh#whatever souls are made of. his and mire are the same???????? be so fr#flying hampter; caleb#hampter with a mic; yaps#love and deepspace#lads#lnds#lads caleb
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How the fuck can you dare call it 'the english' Channel like we aren't right on the other side. It's in the damn middle of the two of us, call it 'the channel' like we do or don't call it at all, that shit don't belong to you.
-Cordialement, a French person
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you know maybe my mom should have suspected an autism diagnosis when I asked to go to Staples for my tenth birthday specifically to buy thousands of paperclips
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Me, a Sam truther, watching the light slowly leave my friend's eyes - a now former Dean apologist - as they watch SPN properly and realise they cant defend this shit.
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we’re really going through it now, Mr. Jeff Goldblum Wizard sir
#this is /lh#I’ve jsut heard a lot of people don’t care for sentimental man?#and I’m sure there are those who don’t care for the wizard#shame#he’s great#(and powerful)#the wizard#wicked 2024
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“emergency contact is about a toxic relationship” “emergency contact is about abuse and neglect” NUH UH
y’all do NOT GET THAT SONG LIKE I DO it’s not about another person being the villain it’s about making yourself the victim of your own insecurities in relationships and caring more about others than they do about you at no fault of their own and ITS MY SONG YOU CANT HAVE IT
#this is /lh#you can interpret art however you want#emergency contact is mine tho#jul14n y4ps#julez1sn0t0k
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I finally watched arcane so people would stop telling mw to watch it, yes I get it I get why it is so highly rated, from an artistic and storytelling point it was a beautiful show, but consider
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT SEASON ONE EPISODE THREE. WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
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This is how I see Dean girlies btw

#im sorry yall hes just so shitty😭#this is /lh#don't get mad at me#supernatural#dean winchester#inky speakys#ink makes memes#i guess?#also im just actually reading the cons list and BASICALLY ALL OF THEM ACTUALLY APPLY TO DEAN NSBCNABF#manipulative. gaslighter 😭#cant comunicate. big ego. anger issues 💀#has no dad LMAOOOOO#i used to talk to his bro is too real#yall should go back to talking to his bro🥀#or actually no stay fr away from both of them for ur own safety plz 💀💔
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reading fics where phil drinks straight up black coffee feels absolutely vile do you not know your man
#OOC as hell#this is /lh#but also it's hilarious to think he wouldn't dump a whole jar of sugar in that#dan and phil#dnp#phan#phil lester#amazingphil#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#phanfiction
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Every fairy in Pixie Hollow is autistic and their special interests are their talents, I don't make the rules sorry
#this is /lh#i'm just being silly okay#pixie hollow#pixie hollow movies#disney fairies#i hate that name it's only ever been the pixie hollow movies to me#but i'm using it for discoverability and organization
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really funny having a mutual in the same timezone as u. like why you eating cereal at 10 pm that is a Breakfast Food
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