#this is a Jessica Rabbit reference btw stop asking

[kor0kke]

"You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do!"

FORGOT TO POST THIS IM SORRY TUMBLR I GET TIRED EASILY TO POST EVERYWHERE

REDRAW OF AND OLD THING i did like over a year idk

SHES NORMAL NOW GUYS!!1!1!1! 😁😁😁😁

[oceanaestheticangel]

How would Angel!Sasuke react to other AUs of Sasuke? I love your Sasuke, btw!

//OKAY THIS IS GONNA BE A FUN ONE LMAO

//Aw thank you! I adore him too!

Babysitter Sasuke

“Daww, you’re a babysitter? Simply adorable.”

He actually likes this guy, and he’s being nice for once

“Hey, can I tell the kiddos a good bedtime story? Don’t worry, it’s nothing gruesome!”

Actually happy uwu

“You’re all right in my book.” He actually appreciates this dude

Futuristic Sasuke (where MC dies but he doesn’t go cuckoo)

“At least you’ve accepted it... unlike the other toe-sucking manatee.” Yes, Angel!Sasuke just called Nega!Sasuke a toe-sucking manatee

Big respect for this boyo

“I offer my condolences. I know how death feels like- No... I’ve lived through death.”

“I can try to find her in your Heaven, and send her a message if you’d like.”

He feels bad, but at least this guy isn’t crazy and self-destructive

Nega!Sasuke

“Actually suck my left asshole you peasant.” (Does he even have a left asshole?)

He hates this dude to no end. He’d probably attempt to kill him first.

“HOW MANY OF US HAVE YOU MURDERED, EXACTLY?” Angry noises

“Touch me and I’m gonna snap your floppy dick in half.”

“Excuse me, but this isn’t the time to be a CRAZY, SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BASTARD.”

Even more angry noises

He absolutely despises this man

“Fuck you, fuck you, and f u c k you!”

Sengoku Unsolved Sasuke

“What are you? Sherlock Holmes?” Yes he just asked that-

“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.”

“Twenty coins if he says, “It wasn’t me! It was the one-armed man!””

“Asterene’s tits, man!” Asterene is very disappointed in Angel!Sasuke for saying this-

“Have you considered a career where you don’t end up shoving your foot so far up your ass?”

Casino Sasuke

“I’m gonna gamble my left toe for your affection.” Actually what the actual fuck

Is he secretly gay for himself here?

“I hope Shingen doesn’t turn into Jessica Rabbit.” Oh no.

“I’m not a gambler myself, you see. I’m the one that gambles people.” W h a t

“People don’t bug me, I’m the one that bugs them.” Insert Ieyasu groaning in despair here

Modern! Sasuke

“Are you finished with your errands?”

Constantly bugging this one to no end

“Roller coasters are lame. You should try the Lottery.” Reference to Shirley Jackson’s The Lottery.

“Buy chicken and shove it into Ieyasu’s eyeballs. Maybe he’ll stop talking then.” Horrible advice, really.

“It’s free real estate.” N o

“Okay, but have you eaten dumplings where the soup is inside the dumplings? Simply delicious.” Right in the middle of a pizza restaurant. Wrong place, man

//There you go! I hope you enjoyed this one! This was actually fun to do!