#this is a bit ooc

[innorality]

so... can we hear your thoughts on service dom!smoke..? 😇

I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONEEEEE

service dom!smoke would literally be a dreammmm, he listens to every sound, analyzes every twitch and buck of your hips, his voice barely above a growl as his words make you hover over the edge, whispering things along the lines of "how do you want it, baby? how do you want me?" and "you like it when do that? or maybe this? tell me, honey—talk to me."

a munchhhh, loves to eat you out. your pleasure is his pleasure and yes he'll soak that beard of his with the proof of your arousal if it means getting to hear you moan his name with that sweet voice of yours.

wants you to be as vocal as he is—demands your input. he'd pump his finger inside you agonizingly slow and ask, "you want it faster, sweetheart? harder? deeper? talk to me, love. tell me what you need. say the word and I'll give it to ya." and you wanna strangle him because obviously you want him to finger-fuck you to oblivion but the way his words spill out of his lips like honey has you melting under him as you reply, telling exactly how you need it.

and baby, he never disappoints. one thing about service dom!smoke is that he obeys. you want it faster? faster it is. you want it harder? he's pounding into you. you want it slow and gentle? his hands are running up and down your sides as his hips slowly roll into yours.

he wants you to feel good,

that's his whole brand.

[cheeseponderer]

To add on to my post about blushing virgin Bruce: just imagine the first time Clark calls him baby!?!?

It’s bound to happen because, come on. It’s Clark Kent, aka the walking country farm boy stereotype. Its practically ingrained into his system to say all those annoyingly sweet nicknames like sweetheart and darlin’ and fucking cupcake

Anyway, the first time it does actually happen, its when Bruce is having one of his little fits because he let the joker get away or something. Hes been ignoring everyone and refusing to come out of his cave for hours and Clark is getting worried; he’s been practically begging Bruce on hands and knees to just eat something when it slips out-

“Baby, will you please just come upstairs for dinner?”

Bruce then promptly freezes in his rapid typing, which causes Clark to freeze(woah! Domino effect) because he thinks something is wrong with Bruce.

“Baby? You okay?”

When Clark reaches out to rub his shoulder in an attempt at comfort, Bruce makes no sound and doesn’t even look at clark; he just stands up, grabs Clarks hand, and starts leading them to the elevator like this is a perfectly normal thing to do

Clark hesitantly lets himself be lead, feeling both triumphant and scared because theres no way Bruce Wayne just caved so easily after only like one hour of whatever you call what Clark was doing. (Begging? Torture? Manipulation? Depends on the perspective; bruce would probably say all three)

Clark is getting suspicious, so even though both the elevator ride up and dinner are dead silent and kinda awkward he doesn’t really mind, because it gives him time to workshop his theory

When he actually gets to test it out, its because Bruce is glued to his monitors(again), this time in his office instead of the batcave. Clark asks him 3 or 4 times to just come to bed because hes so obviously tired and when bruce doesn’t listen(as predicted,) Clark just leans against the doorframe, raises an eyebrow and says-

“C’mon baby, you know you want to”

He purposely uses that soft, kryptonian voice he has saved away for almost-end-of-the-world speeches. Bruce does that thing again where he freezes up and sort of stops breathing; and when he doesn’t move for a few moments Clark is about to furrow his brow and ask if hes alright, but then bruce is standing up and crossing the room at record time and. Guess what.

Hes blushing.

Bruce actually lets Clark lead them to his bedroom hand in hand. Are you kidding.

Clark hides the biggest smile ever in Bruces hair when he climbs into bed and starts clinging to Clark like a koala, because holy motherfuck he just cracked the code to the universe

This is half baked at best but you guys see what im going for right

[airteacher]

How many exes do you have?

"I have a few. Most of them short lived." He chuckles. "At one point, Dad said I should probably stop dating acolytes or we'd lose them all."

[abyssh4rk]

a bit ooc,

but i instantly imagined it like this

now i need more info about the Witches who turned into cookies so I can do "cannibalism as a metaphor for love" for Black Forest Cookie

[spaceistheplaceart]

more ford and mabel bonding because i said so :)

bonus ford under the cut:

[mellosghosts]

that one the pacifier 2005 scene but it's laura annoying logan just a few days before he fucking dies

[limbcom]

"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.

He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.

[sabh0]

Mount Tonglu, the way i remember it

[boomposhpow]

hydraulic pressing them as we speak

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Okay 3 things

1. I was thinking about an aroace Sonic who says things that can be taken as wildly flirty/romantic but he just means them genuinely. “You have beautiful eyes, I keep getting distracted while looking at them,” not cause he’s interested romantically in them but because eyes can be really cool and pretty man I dunno what to tell you he likes looking at cool things and he thinks his friends are neat. “You’re the most beautiful person here,” because he really thinks that, he loves his friends

2. Sonic randomly dropping heartfelt genuine comments on his friends out of the blue completely blindsiding them and then moves on like nothing happened while they’re left going ?????? Bonus points if he does something immensely stupid or jerkish just before or immediately afterwards and they can’t tell if he was serious or not with the compliment (yes he was)

3. Sonic usually being so allergic to truly vulnerable moments that when he expresses something heartfelt randomly Tails thinks he’s been stabbed or something and does not believe him when he reassures him that he’s fine he’s fine he’s not dying yeesh

[whosbian]

[xulips]

18 years of no relationship experience can make you a wizard?!

[appledoves]

reassurance on a “feeling off” day

[eepy-cookies]

c... can I bite Shadow Milk Cookie as fem!Y/N pretty please? just a little love nibble, like a cat

Reminders that Fem Y/N (aka my oc) is seen as a Fem Y/N

What did I say about nomming Shadow Milk Cookie???-

That was a fake nom?!

How did bro recover so fast?!

[potatobugz]

Wait, How old are you?

[the-hwaelweg]

It's baffling to me when people don't want to "yes and" in a fandom space. When they're like "no, you're wrong, this is how the characters behave and this is how it would go." Like sorry, but sounds like a skill issue to me. I have a boundless imagination and can imagine the blorbos falling in love in a million different ways 🤷‍♀️