#this is a joke of course

[mens-omnia-vincit]

Every time he does something idiotic or dangerous, I lose a strand of hair. That's why I'm bald.

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

Charles trying to rizz himself out of community service tmr when meeting with the FIA 😏

He’s just a pretty baby (he’s a chaos gremlin) he did nothing wrong (he did all the wrong)

[xue-dang]

Di feisheng domestication arc begins now

[noxer]

Me: I'm an adult and a mature person, I won't lose my temper over fictional stories and characters, anyway, people have the right to do what they want, I just need to filter out everything that doesn't suit me and move on with my day. Also me, when yet another fanfic portrays Blaster as an antagonist/just a jerk: That's it, now you're my enemy, you don't know me, but you're my enemy, I'll carry this hatred in my heart for the rest of my days, prison, prison for you for a thousand years.

[thatswhatsushesaid]

You know what the real issue with jgy is?? He didn’t kill enough people!!! If he’d killed as many people as wwx, he would have been just as incorruptible and perfectly good as wwx 😎

shoulda cleaned house, lianfang-zun!

[quartergremlin]

true fans remember who this is > only drew her like five times

[saturnsconstellation]

People say ‘Pandora was Regulus’s closest friend’ and the crowd cheers

I say ‘Barty would’ve given his soul for Dorcas’ and suddenly I’m a problem??

[ladystoneshart]

what's the ship you hate...

it's braime obviously 🙄

[galaxywinter]

Fnaf crack theory

Arnold is the same Arnold from the magic school bus

[wrennsly]

If Dan and phil stop uploading during the tours without even telling us me and the rest of the non-tour-goers are gonna riot

[lucin-kun]

So in crystalized it was supposed to happen that Lloyd defeats the Crystal King with his oni form which was supposed to be the only thing that would stand a chance against the Crystal King and his army

But in the end it was the gay ninja's with their sick ass looking dragon forms and their polyninja dragon who did it

[disfrutalakia]

If they do re-release sims 2 you guys should play it

[magnificentsapcaddy]

Alicent: All the work I've put in, everything I've done for this kingdom, and what thanks have I gotten? Am I not entitled to rule even as regent after running the King's council for three-and-ten years as my beloved husband declined in mind and body?

Rhaenyra: All this blood spilled in my name, and yet, my council treats me like a porcelain doll. I yearn for control, but they talk over me, not to me. What sort of queen am I, if I am disallowed from fighting for my people?

Criston: Aemond has grown into something dark and sinister. At night, I wade through a field of ash and bone, and during the day, my mind pulls me back there as well. Am I to blame for my king's downfall? Am I to blame for what his brother has become?

Daemon:

[contrastparadoxx]

Everyone’s legally required to have at least one ship with me btw just fyi VwV

[shandidellamorte]

People who dislike Josephine's romance, how does it feel to be so utterly wrong? Does it keep you up at night?

[go-learn-esperanto]

I'm listening to my dad getting into Hamilton in real time... I've heard Lin from across the room... I'm scared for the future.