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swightops · 2 months ago

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still holding the silence - thunderbolts* (b. reynolds)

summary - the world is moving on with the New Avengers leading the move. you not so much. warning(s)- typical thunderbolts warnings (depression, cannon violence, blood, etc.), mentions of alcohol, language a/n - mentions of multiverse of madness, thunderbolts,CA 4 (?), this will probably become a mini series since this is wayyyy too long (around 3.8K words) but I really couldn't help myself, lowkey a sad x sadder trope hehe, pretty angsty ngl

It's funny how Bucky and his new team seem galaxies away from you, like characters from a fantasy. You shift in your seat on the couch, eyes glued to the huge TV screen. Reruns from the news report earlier today play different angles of the new heroes cycling with new commentary here and there. They seem untouchable, like heroes you only see on screen.

A laugh mixed with a scoff makes its way out of you as you force yourself to get up and throw out the empty ice cream carton from your hands. You place your spoon in the sink, and as you turn around, you nearly jump out of your skin and see Morgan now sitting on the couch.

The young girl's eyes are trained on the screen before she turns to you, her lips curled slightly downwards. "That guy with the metal arm was at Dad's funeral," she says, and your mouth goes dry momentarily.

You exhale as you sit next to her, the couch dipping and her small body leans onto you. Morgan's quick to curl up in your lap, and you let her. Your fingers comb through her brown hair, and your eyes fall back onto the TV.

"Yes, he was," you finally answer, your voice quiet, almost a whisper. You don't remember your voice always being so small. You used to be louder, snarkier, livelier. Keyword: used to.

Now, everything seems to be muted. There isn't a new adventure or mission every day, and part of you likes it like that. After everything that's happened, you deserve to live a quiet, calm life, not wondering what monster is around the corner.

But then there's another part of you—one that yearns for the life of the New Avengers—your old life. Yes, constantly fighting bad guys was annoying and tiresome, but with it came the Avengers, your friends, your family.

And now?

Now, there was little to nothing to show for it. You look down at the girl curled up in your lap and notice her breathing has evened out. She's fallen back to sleep. Maybe Morgan sensed how sad the news of the New Avengers made you and sought you out to comfort you. Kids are like that, as Pepper told you once. That they could sense things that adults couldn't.

You shake away all your thoughts and lift Morgan up. You really should have scolded her for being awake since Pepper is coming early to pick her up. Guess there's still some of this "parenting" or "adulting" thing you need to get better at. With a last look at the TV screen, your heart squeezes again agonizingly as you look at Earth's newest defenders.

Good luck to them, you think.

You've come to the conclusion that you're a glutton for punishment.

Your fingers run over the silky material of your black dress as you lean back in your seat. Happy's eyes dart back to you for a moment, trying to asses if he should turn the car around back to your apartment.

You can feel his eyes, sense his worry, and hell, hear how loud his thoughts are. Not the exact thing he's thinking, but more so a general "I am worried about y/n, but I don't want to say anything out loud" thought. You aren't as gifted as Wanda when it comes to mind-reading. Or, you aren't as talented as Wanda was at mind-reading.

The reality of your best friend's death makes you shrink in on yourself as you recall everything that happened with you, Strange, Wanda, and America. Why hadn't you been there for her earlier? Why hadn't you thought about your family after Thanos and the war? You were hurting, so surely they were as well.

No.

There's no point in dwelling on the past. You also aren't gifted with time-manipulating abilities, so there's not much you can do now to change reality.

"You ok back there, Kid?" Happy finally asks, and you lift your head to meet his eyes. There's a furrow in his eyebrows, and you feel bad about making him worry.

"I'll be ok," you reply, short and small. Happy frowns.

"You don't have to go to this, you know," he says. And he's right. You aren't required to attend the New Avengers' "Meet the Future" gala. It's not like you were actually invited.

You figured no one could say no to you if you showed up.

You could also finally talk to Bucky. You know that he and Sam had argued about the New Avengers, and when you tried to talk to the former assassin, nothing but silence came your way. It hurt. Downright ripped what little of your heart you're holding onto.

Realizing you haven't replied, you clear your throat. "I just want to say congratulations to them. That's all."

Happy isn't convinced.

You shrink a little under his flat gaze. "Do you think it's a bad idea?" you ask, voice smaller than before, almost like a child asking their parent if they're in trouble.

"Why do you think it's a good idea?" he says, and you furrow your brows. Happy's been on this crusade lately of flipping your questions back, hoping you do some "self-realizing." He read it in some book and you think it's bullshit.

As annoyed as you are with his questions, you give him props. Why do you think going to this gala is a good idea? On paper, it isn't.

You, former Avenger now turned billionaire philanthropist, who seems to be on the verge of breaking down in all senses, meeting the New Avengers, made up of people you know don't have the greatest backgrounds, whom no one bothered to ask you about. Ask if it was okay, if you wanted to be involved, what you thought—nothing.

"I don't know," you finally confess, and the car stops.

Paparazzi shout and flash their cameras, and you watch multiple investors, politicians, and workers walk up the red carpet and into what was your home, now remodeled for the new heroes living there.

The world seems to mute itself as Happy steps out of the car and approaches your door. He knocks three times.

"Are you ready?"

You knock back once.

"Yes."

Dozens of flashes go off, and the crowd intensifies as you step out of the car and onto the red carpet. You can see reporters call your name and wave you over for an interview, but you ignore them, simply turning to thank Happy for driving you and that you'll call when you're ready to go home. You breathe out before straightening your shoulders and holding your head high as you enter the tower.

"Ms. l/n! One moment!"

"Sunwraith, will we be seeing you join the New Avengers!?"

"Are you supporting the New Avengers tonight?!"

"What do the remaining original Avengers say about these new ones!!"

"What does this new team mean for the Avenger legacy?!!"

Finally, you make your way inside the tower, and you stop. Something, a mix of guilt and joy, you think, floods you as you look up. The tower's lobby has always had a high ceiling, but now, it seems taller, different, scarier.

"Ms. l/n!" a voice calls out, and you turn your attention to the older woman calling you. Cecilia Anderson greets you, telling you that you look stunning tonight. She's an older woman and a politician who has donated to the Stark Relief Foundation and yours, "New Light." She's nice, has a good heart, and is a little blunt, but company you don't mind.

"Hello," you greet softly, your hand shaking hers. "You flatter me, Ms. Anderson. I love the gold tonight." Cecilia laughs at your compliment, telling you your dress is much more modest and flattering than hers. You let her ramble away for a few minutes, silently nodding here and there and laughing when appropriate.

"Shall we make our way upstairs?" she asks, her eyebrows wiggling up and down in anticipation. Your stomach turns.

"Of course."

Your heart beats wildly in your ear as you make your way towards the elevator. People are staring. They're whispering. They're pointing.

All directed to you.

Cecilia pulls out a small card from her clutch, and the guards nod at her. She turns into the elevator, waiting for you to join her.

But you can't. Your feet freeze as you stare at the ground. The world shifts, and everything sounds murky as you hear their voices around you. Time rewinds, and suddenly, seven years haven't passed since Thanos. You're still you, a hero, an Avenger, Sunwraith.

"Ms. l/n," the guard to your right calls out, and everything snaps back into place. You raise your head and meet his gaze. "You're free to enter," is all he says, and you force a polite smile before bowing your head and apologizing for holding up the line.

You step into the elevator, and Cecilia is saying something, but you're not listening as you press your back to the wall. People fill up the shaft, and you feel them looking back at you. You duck your head down a little to avoid their gazes, and shit, you think Happy was right. You shouldn't have come; this was stupid, so utterly stupid.

What did you think you were going to achieve by showing up tonight? Show people that you're stable, like all this "New Future" shit doesn't bother you? Show the world that you've moved on past the Avengers, that it was who you were, and now you've turned a new leaf? This plan was complete and utter shit. You can turn back now. Leave and pretend this—

The doors open, and people flood out.

Shit.

Your brain goes on autopilot as you step out. Before you know it, you have a glass of champagne in your hand and are shaking all sorts of hands.

Faces come and go as you're dragged from one side of the room to another. Pleasantries are shared, and bad jokes about how you've grown up so much and are much more well-mannered than Tony ever was. Foundation names are thrown at you, and you simply smile and nod. Questions are asked about you and New Avengers, and all you do is give them a cheeky wink and a finger to your lips, and they eat it up.

You don't know how many people you've spoken with, but soon your chest is filling up. You need to get out, breathe some air, and take a moment to remind yourself that you're a person and not some marketing pawn for these people.

"If you'll excuse me, I don't want to fall too behind on drinks," you say, and the older men around you laugh. You're quick to move away from them and out of the main room.

You walk and walk and think you're going the right way toward a balcony, but everything's different, and you're lost. Your eyes start to sting as you come to a crossroads. Unsure which way is the right one, you crouch down. A shaky breath leaves your lips, and your dress suddenly starts feeling too big, like it's not meant for you, like you're a little kid playing dress up.

"Are you ok?" a voice asks, and your head snaps up. A man stands there, his eyes big, worried, and cute if you're being honest. He's biting his lower lip as his right hand tugs at his other hand, and he's starting to shrink in on himself in the looming silence. "I'm sorry! Y..You probably want to be alone, so I don't know why I asked. I.. I'll just leave!" he stutters out, and he flinches when you suddenly stand tall.

"You can stay," you finally say, and some of the tension leaves the guy's shoulders. "I was just looking to get some air, but I'm kind of lost now," you add on, and you try to laugh to seem happy, but it comes out sad and depressing.

"Me too," the man adds and his eyes meet yours for a second before shifting down to the ground. "I can show you the way?" he asks, and his shoulders bunch up again, already preparing himself for your rejection.

It certainly doesn't help that you're just staring at him. Helplessly staring at him, he really wants to look up and meet your eyes, but he can't. Bob knew he was a depressing person; hell, he couldn't really use his powers because of how intensely he went from his highs and lows. But you, your eyes were just so sad.

Sad in a way that made him sad—like it was oozing out from you and clinging to his newly tailored pants that still felt too tight. But with that sadness came a weird calm, like the feeling he gets when he's curled up in his room, staring out over New York on a cloudy, rainy day.

"I'd like that," you finally answer with a small smile, and Bob catches a glimpse. Seeing you smile makes his chest feel lighter, and he feels like he has accomplished something unthinkable. He nods, and a silence falls between the two of you. It's not uncomfortable or awkward, it just feels right.

Finally, you're able to breathe again once Bob leads you to a balcony. The lights of New York seem to shine a little brighter tonight as you look out over them, and it brings another smile to your lips. You remember nights like this when you and Natasha would sit on the helicopter pad and talk, overlooking the night sky. Sometimes Bruce or Clint would join you, and the two of you would gang up and tease the joining party about something embarrassing they've done recently.

"Do you come to these things often?" Bob asks, and your eyes shift over to him. Honestly, you forgot he was here. He was so quiet and leaning in on himself, as if he feared taking up too much room, as if he were scared of simply existing.

"I used to. Now...not so much," you answer, and he nods, soaking up all your words.

"Do they ever get easier?" he asks, making you laugh. Again, his chest swells, and he feels like he has accomplished something.

"You get the swing of them. At least, I did. You learn when you can escape," you chuckle, and Bob does too. "I used to get trouble for escaping." Pepper used to lecture you on your escape acts while Tony simply made faces behind her, which had you trying to contain your giggle in fear of being lectured more.

"I don't think I ever will," Bob says, pulling at the cuffs of his suit jacket. "All these people and all the talking...I'm not too good at that."

"You seem alright talking to me," you say, facing him so you can see him fully. He's taller than you, only a couple of inches, and his brown curls are slicked back with gel. You wonder what they look like normally. Your eyes fall onto his suit again, and you can tell it's tailored to fit him. Although he's hunched in on himself, you can tell he's fit and that there's muscle underneath. It makes you wonder what he does. He doesn't seem like a politician. Maybe an investor?

Bob flushes under your gaze and words and quickly coughs (or laughs?). "I guess you're just easy to talk to," he says, and you blink.

You? Easy to talk to? When was the last time anyone ever said that to you?

"You think so?" you say, your voice lower than before, and you also start to lean in on yourself. Bob's eyebrows furrow as he watches you curl up from his words, and he starts to worry that he said something wrong.

"Of course," is all he can say, and somehow, like magic, you're peering over at him and uncurling again. "I...I'm Bob," he blurts out, his voice a little too loud and pitchy, and he cringes. A soft laugh comes from you, and he smiles.

"y/n," you say, and Bob can feel himself smile a little more. "So, Bob, why are you here tonight?"

"I'm just here to support my friends. I'm not good at talking, but I already told you that." Bob chuckles breathily, but it's muted in your ears.

"You're friends with the New Avengers?" you ask, and you feel like you're floating outside your body.

Bob nods, unaware of the shift in you. His gaze falls onto the city's lights. "Yeah, they helped, uh, me a while ago, and now...well, we're all a team."

"Oh."

"What about you? Why are you here?" Bob asks, a soft smile on his face, and it confuses you. He doesn't know who you are?

No, he's probably lying. He has to be. He's friends with the New Avengers, Bucky, more specifically.

But, as you look at his face and see the honest curiosity, you know he's not. Like, he's incapable of lying and just wants to know about you. There's a flutter in your chest, relief. Bob has no idea about your past, what you've lost, and who you were.

It scares you just as much as it comforts you.

"I need to go," is all you say before turning and rushing away. Your heels click on the floor as you follow the sound of laughter and chatter back to the main room.

Bob calls your name out from behind you, asking if he said something wrong, and you want to turn, but you force yourself to keep walking. Everything is closing in around you, and your vision is getting fuzzy, with wisps of black coming into your view and growing by the second. The sting comes back to your eyes and fuck, you really shouldn't have come tonight.

"Sunwraith!" a voice cheers, too loud, too staged. You freeze.

The blinding lights of the main room rip the shadows away, and all eyes turn to you. You feel Bob freeze and duck behind the wall, retreating from the sudden shift in attention.

From across the room, the woman who called you out grins. Not kindly—no, the curve of her lips is wolfish, all calculation, like she's watching to see what makes you twitch.

Valentina Allegra de Fontaine, the person who formed the New Avengers, starts walking towards you, the room parting like the Red Sea. It almost seems staged, like she was waiting for this moment all night.

"Or is Ms. l/n more suitable," she purrs, her gaze never breaking from yours, "since you're not avenging anymore?"

A ripple of talk stirs uncomfortably through the room, unsure if this is some show. But all of them are soaking up whatever's about to unfold. They're all watching, waiting for you to reply.

She turns to the audience. "Everyone, don't be shy! We're in the presence of greatness! A founding Avenger. A living weapon of light and death. The Sunwraith herself. Please! Some applause!" And like a commandment, the room fills with claps.

Your fists clench behind you, and your fingernails dig into your palms to create tiny crescent moons. Your codename burns like an old scar being reopened. It brings back memories, and it creates heat running up and under your skin and flowing throughout your body, a change from your usually ice-cold body.

Valentina tilts her head, mock surprise playing on her features. She steps closer to you, and you can smell her perfume; it's spicy and burns your nostrils, like breathing in cinder ashes. Valentina leans in close enough that everyone else can't hear her words.

"Oh, but I forgot," she says slowly, eyes narrowing just enough. "You gave that all up, didn't you? Walked away. Some say burned out, others say buried too many friends. Depends on who you ask." The crowd is still watching, waiting.

You breathe in, and your shoulders fall back. Your spine straightens out, and Valentina whistles low as she watches you puff out your chest.

"Is there a point to this?" you ask, voice steady, low.

She grins widely, "Only that the world doesn't get to retire just because you did." Valentina's grin sharpens, pearly and cruel. "See, I thought you might want a look at what progress looks like."

She lifts her hand theatrically, and your gaze shifts to where she's pointing. And then you see it, see the New Avengers, see Bucky. His presence crashes into you like a riptide. Blue eyes met yours, and your breath stills in your chest.

You knew the chance of seeing him tonight, hell, you were hoping to, but seeing him now, standing with her, letting Valentina dangle your past like bait for a crowd…it's like being gutted all over again.

Valentina clocks your reaction instantly.

"Even James knew how to move on. It just took the right kind of...leadership," she says, her voice still low, keeping the words between you both.

You don't move. You don't flinch. Hell, you don't even think you're breathing anymore.

Valentina tilts her head, eyes dancing with mock concern. "Aww. Did that sting? Or are we still pretending you don't feel anything at all?" There's blood dripping from your palms, and you hope it doesn't stain your dress.

You blink once, slowly, measuredly, and force your lips into a neutral curve. Not quite a smile, but enough to keep your image polished. The lights are still hot on your skin, the weight of every stare pressing against your back like a loaded gun. "I feel plenty," you say softly, voice sweetened just enough to mask the venom underneath.

Valentina laughs—a sharp, brittle sound that cuts through the murmurs in the room. "Someone's PR trained!"

With a swift move, she links her arm with yours and smiles brightly at the audience. "Sunwraith, everyone! A true hero for embracing the future of our world!" Cheers and applause sound throughout the room, and cameras go off as you force that practiced smile of yours to stay.

"You know there's always room for more," Valentina purrs, her teeth still locked in a smile for the photos. "Especially, for America's sweetheart."

"I'd offer congratulations," you say, voice soft and pleasant, "but I think you've got enough people doing that for you." She laughs at your words.

Valentina breaks away and steps closer to the crowd, her smile still pearly white. "Shall we raise a glass, then? To new beginnings? To heroes who show up when it counts?" She glances back at you, and it takes everything in you to keep your composure together.

Champagne is passed around, and people start to move again.

You don't. You stay frozen.

And then, once again, your eyes meet Bucky's through the crowd. You swallow the lump in your throat, and so does he. He starts moving towards you, but you turn and walk away. You can't talk to him, you don't want to anymore.

A shift catches your eye, and your eyes meet Bob's. His back is pressed to the wall, and his eyes are wide with worry and shock. You swallow again and keep moving.

You really shouldn't have come tonight.

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jpnriikicore · 3 months ago

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── serious pato? ( smau )

paring pato o’ward x zakbrowndaughter!reader ( masterlist )

y/nbrown posted !

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y/nbrown didn’t want to ruin the caption. so, thanks daddy for another incredible year and for so many unneeded, but wanted birthday cakes. i suppose my diet could be on hold for the next few days..

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nosyp · 5 months ago

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ok ngl... im thinking about how task force 141 will react to "you wanna know how it smelll?? ask ###### he know it smell well"

I hate ash trevino but she's so detached it's funny. Don't even...

Captain John Price

“The hell kinda song is that?”

Looks at you like a disappointedly.

Tries to ignore it, but you keep singing louder, he just sighs and mutters, “Bloody hell, I need a drink.”

Secretly prays you don’t sing it in front of the younger soldiers because he does not want to explain this.

AND ALSO he secretly googles the song later to see what unholy nonsense he just witnessed.

Ghost (Simon Riley)

Does not react. At first.

He just stares.

Then, in the most dry, deadpan voice “What did you just say?”

If you keep going, he’ll make direct, unblinking eye contact with you until you shut up.

Then he just goes, “Get out.”

Soap (John MacTavish)

CACKLES.

This ho knows whats going on and immediately starts singing it wit you

"Yeah I know it smell welllll,"

Gaz (Kyle Garrick)

“Nah, don’t do me like that—”

Pretends to be offended, but he’s lowkey wheezing but uhm inside

Starts singing it randomly at the worst times... like mid-mission while sneaking around

Alejandro Vargas

“...Dios mío, where do you learn these things?”

100% encourages you to keep singing it but is so done once he hears you use his name

Acts like he doesn’t find it funny, but you catch him humming it later.

Rodolfo Parra

Stares at you with pure shock? Disappointment? No idea tbh.

“Por qué me haces esto?” (Why do you do this to me?)

Tries to act serious, but his lips twitch like he wants to laugh.

Will never forget this moment. One day, when you least expect it, he’ll randomly sing it back at you

I feel sooo... drunk rn... so uhm idk if these r ooc or not.

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cakeandpudding1 · 1 year ago

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Hi, it's me again. How are you? I hope your day is great 😊 I am back to ask another request 🤭😅 Sorry if I ask too much this week 🙇‍♀️

Anyway, this time is about ror Poseidon (wanted to do Beel, but I am scared you already had enough with many Beel story 🤣🤣).

It was isekai-ed reader (kinda or sort off) like the reader is a witch and had read RoR, her favorite is Beelzebub. She hope she can went to RoR universe at least wanted to hug her bias once. But what she get is... she got asthraled (forgot the word. It was like your soul or ghost someshort of spiritual come to another place but you are kinda invisible and cannot be harmed since you are ghost and all.) instead you fall down to Poseidon lap.

Ror Poseidon of course angered and threw trident at you, only for it to just flew through you and you are unharmed. Unfortunately for both of you, you seems stuck with him because you try to get away or him get away it always end with you being dragged by force to him. He is very annoyed by not only because you are human but also because you insistent on wanting to meet Beelzebub. You both banter daily and all.

He grow fond of you, and deep down scared if you will suddenly move back or meet Beelzebub as he know your love for the flies (lowkey he though you are in love with the devil and not love him as a fans). And the day came where Poseidon cross with Beelzebub and he find himself so jealous at how you fawning over Beelzebub resulted in his very first argument with you and you huff and the reader having enough just kiss him... only to find herself go through him. Come the fluffy live between you two. The reader love teasing Poseidon who act as if he is not affected on outside but when it was only two of them, he is a big cuddler and softy.

Can you please made headcannon and story about it? It was up to you if it going to be after or before Ragnarok. Thank you so much. Have nice days and wonderful days 😘❤❤❤

Hi hun💕 thank you for this, it's so cute 😭 seeing a jelly Poseidon is actually funny to think abt ngl

Poseidon mini story+mini headcanons

Poseidon × isekai-ed!witch!reader

You find yourself scrolling through your phone, reading the newest chapters of record of Ragnarok, your all time favourite manga. Or maybe just something you read to pass the time, whatever. You fawned and giggled over your favourite character, specifically, Beelzebub. Poor baby, you wanted to give him a hug and kiss his face all over, since he didn't deserve any of this.

You so wanted to go there, but that was impossible. Your worlds were completely different, and he was fictional. He wasn't real. Or so you thought.

When you went to bed that night, your final thoughts being your bias, you suddenly open your eyes again, this time, the surroundings were different. It was all so colorful, like you were being sucked into a portal that led to someplace else.

"is this a dream?" You mumbled, before suddenly, you dropped, letting out a little squeak, looking up. Then...you saw the face of an angered god, who was just as surprised as you. But more pissed tho.

You landed on the lap of the tyrant of the sea, Poseidon. Great, just your luck. What the hell and how the hell did you end up on his lap? You couldn't even process when he took his trident.

You floated away, letting out little panicked sounds, as he got up, throwing it at you, only for it to pas through you, as you looked at him wide eyed. "Mortal, who do you think you are to commit such an act towards a god?"

When he heard your explanation, he let out a "tch" deciding to stop, before ordering you to leave, which you gladly did so. Well, that didn't go so well for you. With a magnetic force, your body was brought back to Poseidon, who looked at you like you just called him a bitch and slapped him in the face.

"I told you to leave."

"if you can see, I am struggling to!"

You recall reading a book about things like these, and you then start to connect the dots, coming to a conclusion that your soul had been transported to a completely different world, while your physical body was back in the other.

You and Poseidon tried to part ways, but no matter what you did, you kept being forced back to him. As mucha s he wanted to believe that you were faking it, you really looked like your were upset and struggling badly. So now he was just stuck with you.

At first, he found you annoying, the way you'd just float around while he walked, his movements always being watched by the little ghost on his ass, man this was a pain. You were a pathetic human, and your whines to meet Beelzebub were so irritating. But all that was passed him. It slowly came to him that he grew fond of you, he found himself entertained by watching you float around stupidly, and just be on his back all day, begging him to go near an ice cream truck so you could eat something tasty.

But when those thoughts came over him, another thought presented itself. What if you broke free from him, and set out to find Beelzebub? That, that really wasn't a nice thought. But the day came where by absolute luck, he walks passed Beelzebub, and he immediately looked behind him to find you squealing and fawning over the lord of the flies.

Poseidon had many fan girls, so why couldn't you have just been one of them? Before you could get near Beelzebub, Poseidon immediately distanced himself from the god, forcing you with him, making you pout and whine.

That was his last straw.

You were his now. So why do you look at other guys like that? It's obvious that you were sent to him for a reason. That resulted in an argument between the both of you. Before you finally had enough and decided to kiss him. You didn't know why, but your body acted on its own, what's worse is that you passed through him, as he stared at you with wide eyes, slowly calming himself. Before telling you to touch him.

You were confused, and still embarrassed, before you touched him, his body slowly turning spirit like, just like you. He had read about it before, and knew exactly what he was dealing with. And now that he knew the side effects, and everything else, he went over and kissed you, kissing you with so much passion. Knowing that nobody could see both of you. And from there, you both started a relationship.

The effects wore off, and he became a touchable and physical being once more. Looking at you, and then softly speaking. "You're mine now. Understand? That's an order."

Your heart beemed, you knew you loved beelzebub..but this exchange with Poseidon had completely altered your way of thinking.

He's not so bad after all...

________ random mini headcanons._____

- bro still does his best to make sure Beelzebub ain't anywhere close to you. Like literally he hates it when he even thinks about Beelzebub and you having an interaction. Nobody stealing his bae.

- he's cold and all, but when y'all are together, he's so needy.

- even if ur a ghost, you will either be floating round him, or be on his lap.

- sometimes, his brother's find him talking to himself, unaware that you were chatting with him. They fr thought he had an imaginary best friend.

- jealousy issues frfr

- when you told him about how you thought there could be a chance where you'll eventually be transported back to your world— mans was pissed. He would do so much to avoid that from happening, ordering servants to find anything about things like these, just to avoid it from happening.

- he couldn't afford to lose you. Not when you are one of the very, VERY few people he had took a liking to. So anyone that posed as a threat shall be demolished.

- yes I mean everyone.

- he hates how your eyes dart immediately to anyone who looked even the slightest bit of nice. Like he's literally over here wtf.

- I jus know that whenever you're hungry, he'd order his servant or smth to get him the most randomest shit like your favourite food, ice cream, or whatever you liked.

- people who serve it to him are dumbfounded when they see that Poseidon, THE Poseidon, is requesting...a dessert???

- only for him to stare at it with the most uninterested resting bitch face known to man. Until the food suddenly dissappears out of the blue without the god moving an inch. But they can't question it tho.

- and yo ass is just munching on the food, happily floating around and thanking him.

- his servants or anyone for that matter would be even more surprised when he started ordering them to buy stuff like clothes, jewelry, and all....

- was their god keeping a secret mistress??? But then again...they cannot ask. Or their heads would be served on a platter.

- he's a good boyfriend and hubby, y'all's marriage would come in so randomly after he just states in in a meeting with the other gods. Explaining everything and then dropping a "we're getting married in a few days"

- dang. Oh well, didn't matter. He was just happy that he was gonna seal the deal with you. All his, and he'd make sure you'd become immortal too, just like him.

____

@17kurodaayumu this was fun!

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raiverratz · 2 months ago

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Lowkey I remember joking with a moot that if zim ever fully realized that the tallest hated him all this time, and came to terms with it, he’d start hating them too

Like the tallests call him for whatever reason and then zim just cusses at both of them or whatever idk man

(Even tho he’d probs be depressed forever it’s a silly thought ngl)

I've always thought this was such a funny concept. If Zim somehow actually found out and started hating them, he would probably do everything within his power to make their lives hell

#iz #invader zim

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lovebvni · 1 year ago

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" ITS BRUTAL OUT HERE " - pick a pile

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hey loves, so because i 1, got new tarot decks, and 2 want to call you guys out, im doing this. also - heads up before i even start - spirit said there's gonna be a pile where there are little/no callouts bc they're actually doing great. just some advice/motivation to keep them going

Hello! Welcome to a pick a pile. This is a general reading, everything should be taken with a grain of salt. Hundreds of people may read this, everything I say in your pile(s) may NOT resonate. Today we don't have questions. we're just going callouts. so prepare yourself, i know some of yall are soft.

along with these questions i will give things that may draw you to your pile. the alice in wonderland tarot has different cards but pretty much the same meaning. dont be shocked if instead of the hanged man i say suspention or something like that. i will be using tarot and oracle cards.

now please take everything with a grain of salt!

breathe in, now out, now pick a pile or two.

pile 1 ; pile 2 ; pile 3

hi pile 1!

confirmation for your pile: lowkey funny, life 'falling apart', consequences for your actions, business man/woman, equality, cycles, bakugou, passion, 'im always right, i know what im saying'

oracle: you are good enough - full moon in virgo

tarot: the hierophant, temptation, 7 of flowers, 5 of spears reversed, 9 of flowers

alright bros, the first thing i have to say is 1, you're not always the cause. bad things happen to good people and i know it sucks but it helps you grow. if only good things happened then you'd probably be boring as hell. i hear some of you guys can be because you cant keep a conversation going. the thing is, you may be a victim MOST OF THE TIME but that doesnt mean ALL THE TIME!! you can be wrong in an argument, you can be right in an argument. but it changes. you're a very driven, smart, confident person in most areas but that doesnt mean because you're the right person to be a firefighter but not a baker. 7 of flowers is saying dont back down from the things you KNOW you are right in, but when someone makes a valid point. take it, it can help you. being passionate is a good thing, but dont be ignorant.

temptation is something thats drawing you in, that one day will be negative. maybe its joining the football team but you'll get a serious injury. do not let anyone or anything tempt you that has high risks for pain in the long run. im not saying dont join that football team, but dont put yourself into situations that wont benifit you in the long run. there's a good and bad to everything. do not fall into or back into negative energies/things that didnt help you before. they sure as hell wont help you now

ngl i have no idea what this pile means during the second part

pile 2

alright so confirmation: tired, faking happiness, evolution, "PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY", hawks, manifestation, abuse, Christmas, MHA, movies, memories, nsfw content, love desire, caring heart, makeup, procrastination, seven deadly sins

oracle: a time for healing - balsamic moon, expect powerful chance - new moon eclipse

tarot: 10 of spears, 7 of flowers, 3 of hedgehogs

so this is the pile whos done mostly nothing wrong. when i say mostly, i mean bc everyones made at least one mistake in their life. ofc theres still a callout. STOP BEATING YOURSELF UP! STOP BELITTLING YOUR PAIN, YOUR TRAUMA, THE THINGS THAT HURT YOU MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY EVERY SINGLE DAY!! let go of the past, its gone. its ending. get over it. that friend isnt coming back, they weren't right for you. let go of the past, accept it, and move forward. thats just some advice.

pile 3

hey pile 3

confirmation: false/negative manifestations, intrusive thoughts, self destructive behavior, gay, peaches (that one song omg), yung gravy, emotions, love, communication or lack of communication, birthdays, parties, celebrations

oracle: believe in the impossible - blue moon

tarot: 2 of cups, 4 of flowers, knight of teacups reversed

okay i got flowers in every pile, anyways this piles energy is of a pair.. two people or two piles? maybe you picked another pile. but its a harmonious pair. you guys may be for a long time, maybe shifting together, maybe you work on a lot of projects together? i heard you guys dont talk much but when you do its fun. you guys are a great pair. hold on to each other. i feel like once this pile overcomes toxic/negative behaviors they will shift. it depends on how fast you get rid of them/start manifesting positively.

change the way you see things, the emotions and reactions you have to things that happen. if you wake up in your cr and not your dr say something like "bro what?? why am i in my cr? thats odd, hasnt been like this before." see everything that happens in a different light. if you think that you saw something that was a sign btw, it was. take it and use it how you think its fit. use your talents, you know you can! practice the fun things you want to do one day. practive makes perfect!! get off your ass and do something. vent through an art form. you dont have to use words. you're doing nothing right now. you NEED to do something, but take a break from stressing yourself. its not helping anything

#abyss .speaks #reality shifting #shiftblr #shifting #desired reality #reality shift #shifting community #black shifters #shifting motivation #shifting realities #tarot pick a card #pick a card #pick a photo #pick a card reading #pick a picture #pick a pile reading #pick a pile #pick an image

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socra-time · 5 months ago

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Socra’s Naruto Liveblog, Ep. 121-130

Ep 121:

-I’d like to start my commentary by pointing out that the thumbnail for this episode was Akamaru peeing on Kiba’s face

-geez how far did the other twin go to wash his eyes out bc how did he not hear any of the screaming that was going on

-Kiba sitting and petting Akamaru in what could potentially be their last moments is making me sad:(

-Akamaru is so GODDAMN CUTE😭

-Kiba being raised in an all-female household of dog ladies is kind of a peak character detail. He truly is a boyfailure in a family of girlbosses

-anyways I want to know more about his mom and sister. I’m starved for cool female characters

-also how come Kiba’s sister gets to have three whole doggos

-I think it’s kinda hilarious how Choji’s backstory during his fight revealed his struggles being excluded and his history with Shikamaru and then meanwhile Kiba’s is just like “he’s just a dude who loves his dog”. I mean I gotta respect it (because I, too, am a dude who loves her dog), but it’s funny

-I want to see more of Kimimaro’s kekkei genkai. So far his fighting amounts to basically having two “swords” and being really good at melee combat but I know there’s gotta be more impressive-looking stuff in his arsenal

-oh well I got my wish to see more of Kimimaro’s powers. Bone powers are actually pretty cool (and also I could definitely see Orochimaru using them)

-oops I lowkey forgot about Shikamaru’s fight tbh

-I like that Kiba’s battle turned from “actual battle” to “get away and avoid being killed”. It’s a switchup from the other four battles and puts more of a focus on trickery and survival skills

-Tayuya and Shikamaru’s mid-battle banter is very amusing to me and idk why

Ep 122:

-I’m actually very curious to see how Shikamaru handles this battle considering that he is very much not an offensive fighter

-I like how Shikamaru thinks of his battles like shogi games

-my heart is too weak to handle seeing hurt Akamaru

-I will say that all the transitions between the different fights/scenes are kinda jarring, especially because some of the scenes are only a few seconds long

-oooh I like Tayuya’s second stage form

-oh Shikamaru CAN use shadow strangle jutsu. Idk why he hasn’t used it before tho, but maybe he hadn’t learned it yet?

-okay Shikamaru is officially a badass. I feel like that was too easy tho, so Tayuya still probably has something up her sleeve

Ep 123:

-Naruto respectfully your “spam shadow clones” strategy is really not working

-shoutout to Kiba for actually having survival skills (Naruto could never lmao)

-ohhhhh god Naruto finally coming face-to-face with Sasuke is making me anxious

-Sasuke’s deranged laughter is really stupid-sounding ngl

-also Sasuke stepping on a leaf was uh. Not subtle.

-LEE IS HERE OMG FUCK IT UP MY SON MY LEGEND MY GOAT

-I know Lee takes over but damn Naruto’s fight with Kimimaro was such a nothingburger of a fight. Like legit nothing happened

-Lee catching Kimimaro’s blade was badass as hell

-I love how Genma still has the needle in his mouth even when he’s in the fucking hospital

-oh my god I love Gai so fucking much hfhshsgshwhshdhdhwgdggw. His voice actor is also slaying as always

-I love how Tsunade and Gai keep saying “elixir” instead of “alcohol”. Censorship go brrrr

-LMFAO NOT LEE AND KIMIMARO PAUSING THE FIGHT SO LEE CAN TAKE HIS MEDICINE IM FUCKING WHEEZINGGGGG

-(also Kimimaro just going along with Lee’s request was incredible)

-oh my god drunk Lee is fucking hilarious. Also the whole “unhinged combat monster when drunk” thing is such a peak character detail

Ep 124:

-I bet Lee’s voice actor had so much fun doing the drunk Lee scenes

-oop Shikamaru is kinda losing his battle now

-damn Kiba is really just trucking along with multiple stomach stab wounds

-ohhhh my god drunk Lee just keeps getting funnier and funnier

-also the little story of Team Gai dealing with drunk Lee was great

-god Lee’s fights are just such a joy to watch. The fight choreo is always so snappy and fun

-I love Lee going on a mini tangent about underage drinking while being drunk off his ass

-also I love that when Lee sobers up and sees Kimimaro with his ribs sticking out he’s just like “wtf happened to you”

-damn why is this Kiba versus the twins fight turning into a horror movie

-Ukon just casually wearing Kiba’s jacket is kinda funny to me but is also just a dick move

-YOOOOO IT’S THE SAND HOMIES THEY LOOK SO BADASS

-it’s funny that all of the foreshadowing we got of the sand siblings coming was just Kiba occasionally smelling them

-also hell yeah Gaara got an outfit change!

Ep 125:

-I love that Gaara is just standing there with his arms crossed while Kimimaro attacks him

-it’s interesting seeing Lee and Gaara on the same side after Gaara almost ended Lee’s whole career as a ninja. And the fact that Lee doesn’t hold a grudge is crazy but also is very Lee

-I live for Temari roasting Shikamaru. Put him in his place queen

-YAY A KANKURO FIGHT! He’s definitely someone who I wanna see more of

-oh my god they are NOT holding back with Kankuro’s murder puppets. The Iron Maiden trap and the blood leaking out of it was INSANE

-also I wonder how strong the material Kankuro’s puppets are made of is. It looks like wood but clearly it’s stronger than that

-Temari is girlbossing so goddamn hard. Her just casually destroying the entire upper section of the forest was badass

-I feel like Temari turning around and grinning snarkily at Shikamaru when she says “pretty good, huh?” is the exact moment he starts catching feelings

Ep 126:

-Gaara and Lee are such a weird mix of personalities lol

-Gaara’s face is so deadpan while he blocks Kimimaro’s attacks

-I’m actually not sure how I feel about Gaara’s dub voice. Sometimes it fits and sometimes it really doesn’t

-basically the only word Naruto has spoken for the last couple scenes he’s been in is “SAAAAAASUKE”

-the abrupt cut from Naruto chasing Sasuke into the dark to Kimimaro’s backstory was really weird

-Kimimaro kinda deserved better, he really never had a chance at a normal life

-also WOW Gaara forced Kimimaro to activate his cursed mark SUPER quickly

-Gaara is kinda popping off in this episode

-this is so off-topic but seeing Kimimaro’s clan made me think about how I love when the clans in the show have certain identifying features like facial markings or styles of clothing. Ughhhhh I could talk about my headcanons about clan cultures forever

-WTF ZABUZA AND HAKU CAMEO????? Jesus that was so long ago but rest in peace guys

-I know I’ve said it a million times but I love Orochimaru’s theme so much, every time it comes in it’s epic as hell

-Orochimaru pleaseeeee stop indoctrinating every traumatized child you come across

-oh Kimimaro’s second stage form is uh. Interesting.

Ep 127:

-god Gaara is such a badass

-aw Gaara saved Lee:)

-okay Kimimaro using his spine as a weapon goes hard as fuck

-the Shukaku shield looks stupid

-KABUTO GET OFF MY SCREEN IM TRYING TO WATCH GAARA FIGHT

-Orochimaru is suuuuuch a cult leader

-I know it doesn’t mean anything but it was interesting to me that when Kimimaro fought the Sound 4, Jirobo and Kidomaru got knocked out but Tayuya and Sakon didn’t

-completely unrelated to anything but the color of Gaara’s eyes is very nice

-Jesus Christ that’s a lot of goddamn bones

-I really can’t say enough how much I hate the way Kabuto talks

-I do feel sad for Kimimaro. He’s definitely comparable to Haku, though Haku’s story resonated with me more

Ep 128:

-wow Sasuke both looks and sounds twice as edgy as he did before

-also given that I know that Sasuke doesn’t end up coming back with Naruto, it’s crazy to me how little time Team 7 was actually together. Maybe it’s because I’ve been bingeing the show but it feels like it’s hardly been any time at all

-damn Sasuke really is out here dissing the Konoha kids when several of them were fully willing to die for him

-I know Sasuke is a super traumatized kid and all but ughhhhh he’s pissing me off

-Naruto’s voice actor is doing a good job this episode, you can really feel the intensity of his emotion

-meanwhile I’m not sold on Sasuke’s voice actor’s performance here. Part of it is definitely the writing, but it’s definitely kinda cringey

-like half of this episode is flashbacks. I definitely think flashbacks are good to show during this climactic confrontation, but I feel like they needed to be better about picking and choosing which flashbacks to show and how long to show them for

-I didn’t realize before but it seems like the high-collared shirts Sasuke wears are an Uchiha thing?

-its very sad to me how different Sasuke’s personality probably would’ve been if his clan was still alive. He was so much happier and less reserved as a little kid 😭

-damn Sasuke was straight-up gonna burn Naruto alive

Ep 129:

-I usually don’t comment on the intros but I just gotta point out that Neji and Choji are the only Konoha kids missing from the intro. They really were trying to make viewers believe they were dead lol

-I still can’t get over how Sasuke got ALL of his mom’s genes and none of his dad’s

-also I still don’t like that Itachi doesn’t really sound any different in Sasuke’s flashbacks

-congratulations to Sasuke’s dad for being an extremely mediocre parent. Still better than Hinata’s dad tho.

-(belated shoutout to Choji’s dad for actually being a good father)

-oh shittttt there’s a mystery afoot! I wasn’t expecting to get some lore behind Itachi at this point but I’m very curious about whatever was going on with him and Shisui. Also for some reason I DO believe that he didn’t kill Shisui.

Ep 130:

-Naruto really needs to try to smack Sasuke with a rasengan or something

-yay more Sasuke/Itachi lore! I’m simultaneously very sad about it and very intrigued

-I also like that we’re getting a little lore about the Uchiha clan in general

-bruh why was little Sasuke trying to practice his fire style jutsu in the RAIN

-when Sasuke’s dad started walking away after Sasuke successfully did the fireball jutsu I was so ready to call him an asshole but he actually was pretty nice about it. I guess he gets to keep his title as a mediocre parent

-also Sasuke’s mom seems very nice

-okay Naruto time to go apeshit pls

#naruto #socra’s naruto liveblog

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alastair-1205 · 4 months ago

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Seson 3 pt 1 live reactions (mostly just for me to look at later lol)

Episode 1:

- this is just chemical warfare at this point

- Kai Nya and Wyld are amazing as ever

- oh I'm already sad

- yea Wus totally dead rip

- GHOST COLE MENTION IN 2025 WE STAY WINNING

- Omg yea Frak would have very weird training rituals huh.

- sora my social blunder queen she's so fucking oblivious I love her

- i love their banter already

- Frak is so fucking funny omg

- RELAX ZANE

- Oh stfu Zane u know it's funny

- did u really not account for how chaotic an explosion is?

- hehe rock prison

- yea I'm with Kai here lmao

- where Did they get vengestone??

- so that's probably not Arins mom but the hairpiece is the same. They gotta stop doing that.

- I LOVE WYLD. Ngl I thought that would work

- Omg did Jay make this???

- ooh shiny. One of the blades. How tf did it get there??

- Oh shit the grapple

- ngl I think this is the first time we've heard Jay's full name in a very long time lol

- Lmao Wyld

- Ha Nyas a simp

- YEA NYA

- them lightning tides are out for blood

- THE FORBIDDEN 5

- Damn the lighting is nice

- Omfg they fucking dead!!!

Episode 2

- doggy!

- ARIN! AND HIS COOL OUTFIT

- theyre gonna fucking die aren't they.

- I fucking love Arinnnnnn. I'm already so attached to this little family

- OH GOD ARIN NO I DONT TRUST THAT LOOK FUCK

- hes gonna burn that toy

- oh thank God they lived lmao

- hey Ras

- LMAO Ras is so fucking silly

- not Arin eating Ras' food lol

- i already love theyre dynamic omg

- he still has the same issues he did which is very interesting

- Arin :(

- Zane u can just give yourself a middle name bro

- GOOD QUESTION FRAK I WANNA KNOW TOO

- MORRO FORESHADOWING. Anyway

- flashlight Lloyd

- The father daughter duo i love them so much <3

- did he ever live in the sewers I wonder?

- I love how sora is annoyed with every new person she meets ever. Fucking mood lol

- i fucking love Lloyd and his gaggle of teenagers

- was she claustrphobic before??

- I don't think thats a good idea Frak

- u jinxed it Lloyd congrats

- love Wyld and Kai <3

- ROBYYYYY THEYRE SO CRINGE I ADORE THEM <3

- Aw Kai is so happy for her. He's also so fucking nosy lmao love him

- WHERE TF???

- Why Tyr kinda- his voice is lowkey very hot

- Dragon Lloyd mention?? Plz??? For me???

- OMG ONI MENTION WE STAY WINNING AGAIN

- Omg yea ofc Frak knows too. He was there for that attack probably even if he was really little. Or his parents told him about it

- omg we're being fucking fed today I'm so happy

- Frak ur master is part Oni

- so true sora. I miss Mystake :(

- LMAO DRAGON RACISM

- Oh hell nah-

- JAY??? MY BOY?

- Frak is just like me fr honestly

- oh the cyclops can talk

- DRAGON LLOYD? IS THERE HOPE?

- Also that flip was badass

- YEP THATS JAY

- LMAOOOOOOOOO I love powerlid actually

- dann smart Frak. Oh nevermind.

- i love how everything being new to the team is what keeps doing them in this series. Normally they'd be way better at this lol but cyclops are very new

- omg i love Lloyd letting her do her thing

- damn ok. No Jay yet he just wanted the cup lol. Bounty hunter my beloved

- SERPENT-SPLAIN IS CRAZZZYYYYY.

- Frak is learning stakes lol

- aw bonding. I love them being buddies

- I love Arin sm

- see now where tf is that?

- Unrelated thing but I find it very interesting how the next ninja have often been criticized of "sloppy form". We know the og ninja are good fighters so you think they'd be able to teach their students the proper foundations right? But I realized that most times they learned a new technique it was through tiral by fire. Maybw they do all have bad form cuz they never learned the proper foundations of most things. Or maybe they just don't know how to teach it cuz thats never how they learned.

Episode 3

- Arin has never been less clear headed bro

- AW THE PICTURE

- oh he really is getting better

- you don't fucking say Ras

- I LOVE ARIN VOUCHING FOR THEM OMG HE STILL HAS HIS PRINCIPLES

- Ras ngl where tf did u even live. But yea I can see him having a grudge about this that tracks

- OH ARIN HATING WU IS SO INTERESTING ACTUALLY OMG

- Ras' va had some fucking bills to pay damn

- ngl I think Ras might die at some point

- WDYM BY THAT RAS

- Oooh new suits

- HAHA ngl id be kinda mad if this works

- ED AND EDNA MENTION

- I love Kai having faith in this very integral part of Jay's personality lmao. Like i think video games is the first thing he learned about him. It's silly but also kinda sweet honestly. And they're also out of options so-

- Lmao I fucking love Kai sm

- WHERES HE BEEN HIDING THAT SHIT?? UP HIS ASS??

- Shiny blade

- Morro mention? Plz?

- Lobo where do u get the funds for all of this man? Who are u scamming?

- Wylds about to become a fucking iPad kid lol

- oh this is so eire I love the vibes

- bros got truama response reflexes

- MORROOOOOOO MY BOY

- im sad the ghost arm was just in the Lego sets lol. Im still keeping it when I draw it tho

- Wyld u menace

- AW WAIT THATS SO SWEET :(((((((

- Back to ghost town!

- "yea no shit I'm dead look at me"

- how is bro even here i thought he was like peacefully passed on like a normal person

- i love how Morro is so deadset on just protecting this random kid he met

- DID U AT LEAST KISS THE BRIK BEFORE THROWING IT AT MY FUCKING FACE DOC

- LMAO FUGIDOVE

- WAIT SO HES BEEN STUCK HERE. ALONE. THIS WHOLE TIME??????

- imagine if Harumi didn't rvive garmadon. Sensei Garm would probably have been there too.

- Morro would see peace as eternal rest. I'm gonna fucking cry let this man sleep.

- HES MAKING UP FOR HIS MISTAKES MAN :(((((((( HES LITERALLY LIKE A NICE GRIM REAPER

- Aw Jay's an eternal nerd

- COMPLICATED IS A WORD FOR IT

- HIS BIGGEST REGRET bro I'm not ok.

- Wait til Arin finds out he's talking about Wu lmao

- aw theyre just glad hes alive

- THEY BETTER NOT KILL MORRO. IDC IF HES DEAD ILL BE SO SAD

- Morro was too stunned to speak

- MORROS FACE

- "HE WAS RIGHT" IM KILLING MYSELF BRB

- Hes so certain lmao. But hes also right it seems which is. Odd.

- HES A HEROS IM GONNA CRY

- oh hi F5

- ah. The Scene.

- Chaos isn't that meticulous.

- BIG ROCK

- Oh that makes more sense lmao

- oh damn!

- ofc Riyu can feel it

- I hope Lloyd and the gang meet Morro. I love Morro <3

Episode 4

- you would say white blue and pink Sora <3

- aww Lego fireflies

- aww Sora

- Zane <3

- ngl I forgot he was off on his own

- weird birds are always good with Zane

- STFU ZANE DONT LET THEM KILL UR WHIMSY UR BETTER THAN THIS

- Another temple!

- RAPTON LMAO

- he gets more fruity whit each season

- ANOTHER EGG?

- THE TOASTER LMAO. Is that gonna be the new teapot lol

- Who tf put them in there tho???

- PIXAL

- AWWEWEEE THE MUSIC CUE AND EVERYTHING

- Ooooooh i love the throwing star as a marker like that

- JAY. MY BELOVED BOUNTY HUNTER

- I kinda love his robot voice

- HES SO FUCKING COOL

- OH SHE MISSED SO MUCH

- BRO JUST GIVE US A COMCRETE NUMBER OF YEARS

- aw wait I forgot Pix and Wu had a special bind oh she's gonna be so sad when that kicks in

- wait are all their tornadoes like that now? Is it the blades then?

- Zane and his impressions lol

- awwwwwe

- FUCK OFF RAPTON LET THEM MAKEOUT

- YHEY LOVE EACH OTHER <3

- Jay?

- nope. Worse.

- i love her bright bug eyes

- they should kill rapton <3 for dramatic effect

- WHY WOULD U TELL HIM THAT ZANE

- GET HIS ASS PIX

- "for now" Absplute queen I've missed her so much

- oh that guy's dead.

- ooh smart

- aw she sounds so fond

- he has got to stop doing that-

- Oh don't play the self sacrifice music at me he's fiiiiine. Probably.

- STFU RAPTON.

- that 2 ppl who are seriously injured now.

- the fish ppl!

- wtf was that even doing there??

- Rox is so hot-

Episode 5

- 2 chains down 3 to go

- Roby!!

- i love how hes actually doing the goal he said he was gonna

- aw hes lonely

- HIS NAME IS HERMES

- Ayyye Geos getting that money good for him

- oh no.

- ph hey he remembered

- HERMES NO

- Oh thats actually such a smart idea of Roby

- OMFG HE FUCKING DEAD

- oh hey Ras is alive

- i love Arin being mad lol

- the fuck-?

- looks like smth Jay would make tbh

- same Arin same.

- THE SPECTRAL LANDS. PLZZZZZZZZ

- MORRO COME BACK I MISS HIM ALREADY

- RIYU I LOVE U THABK YOU

- Why is he talking to me?

- YEA BEAT HIS ASS PIX

- Hes fiiiiiine Pix dw he bounces back

- How are these 3 still here lmao?

- Roby:(

- booooo Ras ur no fun

- OH SHIT HE MIGHT NOT HAVE HIS PRINCIPLES FOREVER

- no Morro rip

- Oh Frak might get his ass beat soon

- i wonder if Lloyd could get hurt by the dragon curse

- ooooh they can sense it

- her not knowing the name is so funny lol

- ooooooh fun details

- HES FUCKED UP

- Oh hey he knows the source dragons are real now

- ROBY :(((((

- Llpyd can probably heal him right? RIGHT?

- I forgot she still can't do spinjtizu lol

- He used the thing!!

- i love when Lloyd seems to be having fun in these fights

- LLOYD AND PIX

- Oh hey he's good now lol

- KICK HIS ASS PIX

- LMAO LOVE SORA

- I need the F5 to murder somone

- THE CONNECTIONS AR CONNECTING

- STEP ON ME LIKE THAT ROX- sorry

- Yoooooooo Arakore!!

- oh no. Arin.

- Oh Ras actually looks sad here. If he's not lying then I belive it too

- Arin :(((((

- oh this isn't good. Ras u bitch.

- although I kinda sympathize with it fuuuuuck

Episode 6

- JAY

- Ah. Zeatrix. I think?

- Beatrix then maybe

- nope Z

- ARAKORE!!

- DARETH. THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND.

- i love how the more we learn about the Djinn the more we realize Nadakahn was just a massive dick and also weird

- ruuun bitch

- Hes A bit busy bro lmao

- lmao the siblings ever

- P is not that far down in the alphabet Kai

- wonder if that arc dragon sword will come into play this season. Or the next half of it cuz it's definitely not this one

- bro where tf is Cole man? And Geo.

- Oh thats not good.

- RUN BITCH

- Hes literally right there

- ooooh thats so smart.

- WHAT?

- OHHH THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE THEYRE THE ONLY ONES HES MET

- oh those water effects are gorgeous

- poor Arin man

- OH SHIT

- And Arin knows where one is...

- oooh that's why

- Nyas tornado is still normal

- lmao and lot of talking during this fight scene. It's actually working really well tbh

- djinnjago does look really pretty

- AH DAMN

- LMAO LOVE SORA

- Ofc she woshed for lightning

- he speaks dragon lol??

- I bet this is kinda healing for Nya lol. If she still had any wish related anxiety I imagine this helped lol

- I love Nyas dynamic with all the younger ninja but especially Sora

- ah damn. Bro got boxed.

- that blade did not look like that before

- lmao that's so petty

- i take it back Nya is not having a good time anymore

- i thought Arrakore would get crushed for a sec lol

- Arrakore needs to get better at hide and seek

- GET HER ASS NYA

- Rip Sora.

- I LOVE SORA LOL

- Not Nya having to pull the Adult Voice that's so fucking funny

- Yea it'll be better cuz the prince won't be a massive asshole lol

- i also love the catch phrase

- rip Lloyds back. Kais

- hell yea more bounty hunter Jay then

- ARIN

- Oh hey Jay. They definitely should have seen his ass lol

Episode 7

- one more chain down

- i love thos dragons voice

- AWEWWWWWEW I LOVE THEMMMMM

- oh no Wyld :(

- PIX AND NYA!!!!

- Ninjago i am begging u to let Zane be normal

- thats actually a good idea Kai

- tbf it did only break off Lloyds fucking chest so...

- ROBY AND HERMES :(((((((

- Oh I know my girl fucking hates this

- I mean it's not a horrible idea tbh

- I love her lmao she's so determined

- OH SHIT THATS HOW HE KNOWS. That actually tracks so well lol

- ok so they're definitely alive then if they're gonna cut Arin off like that BOOOOOO

- Oh hi Jay lol

- i love Arin lol

- OH HES SO BADASS

- The drone will do no such thing

- i adore how all his weapons are lightning based

- HE CAN DO IT CONSOSTANTLY OMG

- Rip Arin I guess damn-

- Ras looks so unbothered lmao

- aww my whimsical boy

- ITTY BOTTY BABY PRINCESS DRAGON SHE IS 3 APPLES TALL

- Oh hes gonna have identity issues about being a hero lol

- yea i don't think theyd like Ras very much lol

- shiny?

- oh Jay's thingy

- I LOVE THAT HE JUST TOOK IT LOL

- Social anxiety is about to get Arin eaten

- theyre doing this for fun i stg. Yall do not need to be so extra lol. I love them

- Zane just kiss ur wife omg this is painful

- they're sooooo cooked

- ngl I feel like leaving Wyld to her own devices may not have been the smartest idea lmao she's very impulsive

- oh thats was easy nice!

- OH SHIT. OK THEN DAMN

- OH. Add that to the list of canonically tortured characters holy fuck-

- oh Arin is burning every bridge for this asshole. He's so fucking manipulative I hate him <3

- WHY WOULDNT U PLAY DUMB BRO

- yea he is a wretch get his ass

- damn im so fucking intrigued

- THANK U FOR NOT FIGHTING THEM ARIN LOL

- I think they just didn't follow- OH NO THEY DID

- I love how often Ras is forced to agree with Arin cuz hes physically incapacitated in some way lol

- I love how Arin is constantly annoyed with this guy and pushes back all the time

- that stew isn't gonna do shit is it :(

- yea :(

- give it the Hermes maybe?

- THE NINJA WANY U BACK BRO

- Oh hey! This is about to be sad isn't it!

Episode 8

- OH THE EP DESCRIPTION IM PREPARED TO CRY

- Omg early post merge days

- BABY SORA

- Omg is that Arins shitty haircut on the poster

- poor truamatized kid :(

- do Rox and Soras mom have the same VA? Or am I crazy

- wtf were they doing??

- bro is now really the time to be racist bestie?

- yea that seems about right lol nobody would give a shit without reason.

- aye nice reflexes Arin

-ALSO BABY ARIN HE WAS SO SWEET

- flashback over for now

- lmao everyone's got smth to say about Zane

- oh they all got the new suits too now

- ngl Lloyd idk how u thought Arin was being held against his will here lol

- i find the specific use of titles really interesting. He never calls Ras his master only his teacher

- ngl j thought we knew this but sure

- oh this episode is really short damn

- SHE STILL HAS BOTH ARMS HERE BET

- She's so silly I love hwr

- baby Arin again

- theyre so little :(((((((

- oh wait no she is missing the arm I'm just blind?

- canonically flame resistant gi nice

- Fraks about to throw fucking haaands

- OH HES MAD ABOUT IT GO OFF KAI

- I think the mountain dragons are mad still

- OH FRAK IS MADDDD

- Oh shit

- lmao Kai

- oop he got yoinked lmaooooo

- Sora gonna get kidnapped for her lack of street smarts lol

- THE MINES LMAO

- Girl yell!??!

- i love Jay sm

- ooh bug man

- i think Zane may figure out who it is

- THIS GUYS BUGS!

- Lmao I love Frak

- oh thats so gross I fucking hates bugs

- Lloyd u had 1 job

- yea get it baby Arin!

- kitty!

- THEYRE STILL SO LITTLEEEE

- Lightning stick!

- omg shut the fuck up Ras

- i love Arin stealing all of Jays shit lmao

- Jay's gonna kick this kids ass bro

- bros gonna have a fear of heights by the end of this lol

- im gonna fucking cryyyyyyyy

- OH IM DRAWING THIS IT HURTS SO MUHC OWWWWW

- THEY STILL LOVE EACH OTHER MAN THEYRE THE BESTIES OF ALL TIME

- Ras u also had 1 job

- Zane be spazing

- yea no shit Zane we know we're cooked

Episode 9

- hey just like the title

- see but they aren't dead are they? The show foreshadowed too hard :(

- Lloyd no-

- i fucking love Arin so much.

- see cuz this is so interesting that he's willing to go back with them even tho i think he has every intention to leave again once this is over

- kai and nya have gone too long without Jay I think

- i still miss Cole

- OH ROBYS GONNA FUCKING DIE BRO. AND HERMES.

- see now why u wait so long for that??

- OH THE BLADES COULD HEAL HIM MAYBE? They're the same colors

- hiiii Frohicky. Poor man can't have shit in this house

- Arinnnnnnnn :(

- BRO U CANT JUST DROP A LONE LIKE THAT

- Ok edgelord-

- i love themmmmmm

- hes totally gonna have to be a conduit again lmao. Rip lloyd have fun with ur not knowing yet

- A PROTOTYPE THE STOLE FROM JAY LMAO oh soras gonna get along with him so well

- what's she doing tho?? Is it like elemental magic? But hers just kinda hurts? Or are we just burning the decay out or smth?

- ok Anikin Skywalker

- let Frak be happy Aein lmaoo

- Damn Fraks got that wisdom

- ROBYS ALIVE

- YOUNG LOVE THEYRE FUCKING ADORABLE

- i love how Wyld just has access to all of the city that's so fun for her

- ok so it was a location thing thats really cool

- Arins got his fucking priorities lol

- Royu did not say that shit

- uh oh.

- Nokt is maaaaaaad lmao. Almost can't blame him. Almost.

- YEA GET HER ASS LLOYD

- love this sequence

- ARIN DO NOT-

- JIST GRAB HIM AND RUN IF UR GONNA BE DUMB

- Ooh dual blades

- oh shit-

- oh they're getting destroyed

- well that's not good.

- wow. Who could have saw that coming. Shocker.

- ok that part i actually didn't see coming

- her face!!

Episode 10

- i need Arin Frak and Lloyd to be a trio at some point

- WYLD!

- LMAO SHES SO REAL FOR THAT

- damn soras getting really good with her powers

- at least he admits to it

- well at least take one of the blades they're cool as he'll lmao

- COLE AND GEO MY LOVES

- Oh hey the admin folks!

- LMAO what is in Kai and Nyas water this season i stg

- oh thatd just kill them all

- yea no theyre cooked on thier own

- Frak is getting his ASS beat

- oh hi Jay!

- ngl it's crazy of him to show up here the bills cannot be THAT high for u to ignore the giant fuck you dragon 50 ft away

- Arins also getting pretty good at spinjitzu

- they're gonna get eaten lol

- RGB badass moment

- oh shit run Lloyd

- good question dragon guy were trying to figure that out too. Pretty sure it's life tho

- rip lloyd lol

- oh that was almost really bad. S8 repeat almost.

- Roby is Worried about his gf

- THE FINDERS. BIRD FRITZ

- Also where's Bonzel

- Nya just saved Jay's life let's fucking go

- THEYRE FIGHTING TOGETHER!!!

- Yea she definitely dislocated a shoulder or smth

- i love Arin and Frak they're also besties

- rip Zane

- and Sora

- i like how they're just aiming for the eyes cuz they have no other plan

- LMAO IT REALLY IS HIM

- Oh Arin ur emotions can't save him either

- oh thats really not good

- rip Kai

- Yea and Lloyd kinda needs that

- MORRO

- i really hope Lloyds soul actually. Ypu know. Goes back to his body. That's not how I want him and Morro to meet again

- SHUT THE FUCK UP RAS

- HE DID IT

- So are the F5 dead?

- oh hey they're good again!

- The music that played here was really good

- thats how many times Lloyd has fucking died now

- BONZEL

- I fucking love Roby

- OH SHIT SORA

- Lloyd is gonna fucking crash out

- i just know Lloyd is fucking terrified

- JAY

- ngl he has a fucking point lol

- LMAO THEY MISSED THIER RESIDENT LOSER

- Cole is too busy being a fucking family man to be in the plot anymore lmaoooo

- Oh thats evil actually. THATS HIS FUCKING BEST FRIEND NINJAGO WHEN I CATCH OYU I STG

- CALLED IT

- OH SHIT

- MORRO. MORROS VIOLIN THEME

- LET THE DRAGON GET EATEN MORRO

- NOOOOOO MY BOOYY

- OH THATS A REALLY GOOD CLIFFHANGER IM MAD I GOTTA WAIT LIKE 6 MONTHS

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