#this is so based

[celeste-the-witch]

I GOT MY NAME LEGALLY CHANGED TO CELESTE LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!

[eructofreak]

i really REALLY love the idea of two bfs, the top being willing to do anything to get his bottom off and his bottom having a fetish for burping and his boyfriend’s big pecs. the bottom tells the top that this is what gets him off and the top nervously stuffs his face asking his boyfriend if it’s working and the bottom gets closer and closer to orgasming

Fuuuck this is good, me and who for fucking real. Maybe the top slowly gains confidence as the night goes on until he’s enjoying this just as much as his boyfriend, thrusting and belching and holding the bottom with the two sharing grins.

[neutr1no]

Looking through my blog must be like: that's based... wow, that's based.. that's a based post.. based.. huh, based...

[jacseelawyer]

I’m like 80% sure we are mutuals and I’m not sure how to check but like. Fairly obviously you are the jacsee mutual

yess we r mutuals 😝🤗

[queen-esther]

TOM NOOK AND SABLE ARE MARRIED!!!

[real-total-drama-takes]

https://www.tumblr.com/real-total-drama-takes/733801491829276672/saccharine-by-jazmin-bean-is-so-scarmien-coded-im

“Scarmien is mutual comphet” stfu you just hate to see a T4T couple winning -🐈

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[redstonedust]

a lot of media assumes robots would be immortal but i think its a lot more interesting to explore robots dealing with their parts wearing down and battery life shortening and all the horrible little failings that come with being a complicated machine. sure they can replace parts but you'd assume you cant completely ship of theseus them, or it'd have pretty big rammifications on their sense of identity. idk. give me robots with distinct, unique signs of aging. as a treat.

[queer-crusader]

Look I don't wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button

[anxeious]

i mean fuck, i like pills, i like drugs, i like gettin money, i like strippers, i like to fuck, i like day-drinkin and day parties and hollywood, i like doing hollywood shit— snort it, probably would

[bogkeep]

ok so i think that my favourite fantasy subgenre is The Inherent Tragedy Of Being Born Into Royalty. which mostly means that i like to read about gay princes but with some nuance

[blueskittlesart]

really great secret boss. no notes

[aroaceleovaldez]

one of my favorite subtle implications in the series is that it seems the Titan Army was fully banking on Percy being the host of Kronos. Why else would they make their main base a cruise ship if their primary enemy is a son of Poseidon? Named after Andromeda, the wife of Perseus? Why would they work on Oceanus specifically being free so much? Side notably with other children of Poseidon? Why plant Zeus and Hades' items of power on Percy when Luke already had them? Why only Zeus and Hades' items, not Poseidon's? Well because they really need Percy as Kronos' host, that's why. (and Poseidon siding with them because of that would be a bonus as well)

I like to imagine Luke's cabin on the Princess Andromeda is fully decked out with like "WELCOME PERCY" and sea-themed sheets and everything and he hates it so much cause it's a constant reminder he failed and he was Kronos' second choice. Also then he gets his super special pegasus not even exactly stolen by Percy, but the pegasus willingly defects to be Percy's personal steed instead, which must just be insult to injury. Luke has immense one-sided beef with Percy and Percy has no idea.

[finalbiohazard]

The gag t-shirts got too personal

[jesncin]

Today on Daily Planet Media; Reporter Clark Kent reviews and ranks his Lookalikes! Featuring Lois Lane.

[mimimar]

the woman who holds the moon

prints available here. my cover for this month's issue of baffling magazine.