#this is the funniest thing to me

[evermorelore]

iconic.

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

You’re telling me…. Fyodor and Atsushi got together and used the book to make a dating sim?!

[grimoireskin]

❝ Roman’s tongue flicks out, tasting the hollow of my throat before he captures my mouth in another searing kiss, cutting off the moan that was about to slip from my lips.

I feel his hands slide down to my hips, gripping them firmly as he pulls me onto his lap again—the only difference now is that I’m straddling him. My cheeks heat up when I feel his hard length pressing against the fabric of my panties through his jeans.

“Tell me what you want. I need to hear you say it.” Roman says, breaking the kiss, his voice low and husky.❞

TWO DAYS AND I FINALLY FINISHED THAT CHAPTER—IT WAS DRIVING ME INSANE. Just a humble (and small) sneak peek of my first piece of smut ever. I'm glad to inform that I SURVIVED. I survived with a lot of Mr. Worldwide, Two feet, Glory box on REPEAT AND I see red.

i'll give everything I HAVE just to sit on that man’s lap, he’s so yummy it drives me NUTS. 👹 k, bye. love y’all 🫶🏻

[thhouseofblack]

This is so funny because around a year ago I read a story and envisioned the main character being brunette . Literally searched up so many different shades of brown trying to find the color I had in mind until I just gave up ( later in the story he was described as a blond , it broke my heart ) and NOW I found out it's called strawberry blonde .get out

😭😭😭😭 at least you found it out now and can soothe your heart?

[pissipaa]

me when i want to watch severance with my homie

[thesnailkiwi]

Wait until the hermitcraft fandom has the dsmp fandom realization that salmon are red when they're in spawning season

[tarrbunny]

Plague of white pharaoh GO

[petrichor-reminiscence]

y'all, I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed here in June...

my wisdom teeth are coming out during pride month :o

[squareofshape]

so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

[oobbbear]

Oh shit 50/50 guys we might have a chance

Round 6 Wave 1

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[thecrowfinder]

had a deltarune dream (a deltadream, if you will) and the only thing i remember is the fun gang split up in the dark world and kris took the opportunity to sneak off, remove their soul, and straight up smoke a cigarette on-screen. susie and ralsei passed the area and saw them but the lighting was fucked and kris immediately absconded (and i think kris also looked different from when they have the soul??) so they didnt recognize kris and thought there was some other lightner in the dark world with them. then they met up and ralsei was concerned because "oh no smoking is bad for their health :(" and susie was concerned because "oh no another person got into the dark world" with implied concern about the underage smoking because like. something something teenagers dont turn to drugs unless theyre miserable. anyways woke up made this

[grimoireskin]

me to the person who wrote that nasty, unhinged piece of smut for the end of book one.

(it was me and my ✨i know you got mommy issues✨ playlist)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

BASED OFF THIS TIKTOK OF HER MOM AND HER TWO KIDS 😭😭

[ebysse]

hogwarts staff gift exchange

[doctormori]

I love this book to death, so here's some things I noticed <3