#this is what queue came for

[pedropascalsx]

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

hello, and welcome to my blog <3

trigger warnings before you continue reading: swearwords

My name is Jamie! <3

Other names I go by are Alfie and Aspen, and occasional use of those names will pleasantly surprise me and probably make my day :)

I am a teen, as in a M-I-N-O-R, so keep that in mind while interacting with me and my posts!

I am transmasc nonbinary and I use they/them pronouns atm. I don’t mind y’all using gendered words such as “bro”, “dude” and “girl” when talking to me.

Lmk if you don’t want me to use gendered words when talking to or about you, but do not start fights with me because I use gendered words about other people. I’ll try to keep y’all’s preferences in mind at all times, but just a heads up, my memory is the WORST! So please have patience with me if I occasionally forget about our agreements :3

I’m just another big fat lesbian 🫡 #women #ilovewomen #ineedagfsofuckingbad #sendhelp

I am currently trying to get diagnosed with autism and/or adhd but it’s taking sooo long sob 🥲

My DNI can be found here, please read before you continue!

Now that we have all that out of the way, let’s move on to the good stuff, shall we?

Jamie’s music

Main fandoms I’m in**:

Stranger Things 💙💛

Heartstopper (both the tv series and the comics)

The Marauders & Co

Harry Potter

Arcane

** The links above lead to separate posts I’ve made listing my favourite ships and characters etc. in each fandom.

What to expect from my blog:

Sleep deprived shitposting

Regular shitposting

Gay yearning

A shit ton of posts about whatever I’m hyperfixating on atm (my poor lil moots can confirm 🥲)

Gay shit

Gay shit

Fandom shit (microfics, fanart, headcannons etc.)

Gay shit

Original poetry

Reblogs of whatever I find important or funny

Following this blog = signing up for having your dash filled with yapping sessions between me and my beloved moots btw. You have been warned. If you want to become one of those beloved moots, don’t hesitate to reach out to me btw, I love talking to new people on here :3

My tumblr family:

My parent @meatybunger

My child @homocidalpotat

My child in law @names-confuse-me

My other child @dragonfanplaugedr

My platonic partners @junos-ocean-galaxy (husband 💅💍), @ravensncrowsx, @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can, @itwasaseven7 amd @yourfavvvintj

They’re not my irl family and partners btw haha

Shoutout to @atokirina-tsuki, the first person to follow me that day in June 2024! And to @homocidalpotat for always being there for me :3

AND TO @scarbleu FOR MAKING SURE I CAN WATCH NETFLIX AHAHAH I LOVE YOUUU <333

Tags I will be using are #jamstag (for literally everything I post) and #jam bleeds ink (for poetry).

Jamie’s sideblogs

I’ll try my best to act cheerful and happy on here at all times, my goal in life and on Tumblr is to make as many people as possible feel as safe as possible with me. I love recieving asks or dms, whether it’s from my mutuals or someone else, so go ahead and talk to me or tag me in stuff and whatnot! But I can’t guarantee that I’ll always have the strength to reply to stuff like that. Just know I’m not ignoring anyone, and I’ll reply to everything when I have the time and energy!

And guys, please remember that I’m always willing to chat with new people! No matter if you’re below or above 18 years old you can reach out, as long as you keep it SFW :)

If you have any questions about anything, feel free to dm me or send an ask my way!

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What’s been playing in Jamie’s headphones lately:

[oriixxc]

a quick sketch practice

Timelapse

[voidcat]

kaiser likes it a lot when you depend on him for even the most mundane tasks btw, when you get a little out of your mind and stupid, too aloof to do things on your own

will say he will help you out and place some of the recently washed dishes slightly to the left or right. will place things higher. doesn't like it when your job keeps you busy but the exhaustion that comes with it is what he relishes in. you'll flop down onto him on the bed, on the couch, will ask for his help, won't turn your face away when he hand feeds you himself-

his fingers always lingering a tad too long by your lips, a little too further when he is feeding you fruit, that to the point you'll mindlessly lick his fingers clean- something born out of reflex, what'd usually do for yourself when the sticky nectar clings to your digits.

when you enter the bath and call his name five minutes later, sounding a little ashamed. asking if he could take your glasses off your face and place them on the counter. when you could've sworn you prepared the scrub beforehand but upon entering the bath, it's nowhere near. he loves hearing his name in your voice. and well, he cannot turn down a damsel in need now, can he? so he grabs your favorite bath glove and soap, making it foam perfectly and scrubbing your whole body. one hand hard at work and other travelling over your body to stabilize you, to keep you still.

[avengerdaisy]

liar lying about not lying again in the future Lucy predicting Seth will lie again

[front-facing-pokemon]

[bbq-potato-chip]

thinking about saiura

[lilianhuas]

“What?”

“I hope one day when you fall in love & encounter difficulties you’ll remember saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea.” to comfort yourself.” - Deep Lurk Episode 12

[saturngalore]

FORTUNA 🍀🕊️

named after the roman goddess of fate, FORTUNA is the debut album by the s-pop girl group, the fates. the album is filled with lush, unique melodies that perfectly compliments the women’s ethereal and peculiar charms. FORTUNA opens with an unbelievably dreamy and almost fairytale-like intro that melts into an euphorically rich and punchy deep-house title track. the album also includes songs ranging from calming bossa nova, upbeat saccharine pop, and r&b-tinged lullabies. the album itself perfectly captures the intense curiosity, nervousness, and giddiness of the three goddess-like figures and their hopeful late summer rendezvous with the oblivious morals they have observed from far, far away for their entire lives. one could only wonder for how long will these feelings of joy and wonder could last for these inquisitive deities before they have the chance to interact with the very same humans whose lives they have heavily impacted in both wonderful and terrifying ways.

album inclusions in higher quality below!

[therighthandofvengeance]

[pedropascalsx]

[hanafubukki]

Thinking about how for all that he is worshipped, Malleus is invisible.

No one sees him.

Always seen on the surface level but never deeply.

Always talked about but never talked to.

Always alone.

Lilia has once said he didn't want Malleus to become the hero of a fairy tale.

But that's exactly what he has become, the hero of his people.

The figure head.

In this way, he's not so different from the Knight of Dawn is he?

Only known by name and title, but not the person.

[avengerdaisy]

Lucy Chen, Tim Bradford, Wade Grey & Seth Ridley The Rookie 7x05 Til Death

[front-facing-pokemon]

[daily-hanamura]

[flowers-of-io]

The Young Wolf, explaining how to capture the various Vanguard's Most Wanted: Had to take on Ghaul and Eramis with brute force. Marched Nokris and Calus here at gunpoint. Omnigul was enticed by the prospect of a singing contest. I chloroformed Praksis in his lab. Variks caved into peer pressure, Spider caved into Glimmer pressure… and I just asked Savathûn nicely.