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i post for the former eldest daughters/weird quiet girls who arent actually girls anymore
#transmasc and enbies w eldest daughter trauma#this post is for u 🖕#sorry#i dont have that pointing forward emoji#hashtag quiet kid#hashtag i got told i looked like a 🏫 🔫 er#transmasc#ftm#nonbinary#genderqueer#trans man#trans
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💭🔮✨ THE ULTIMATE DAYDREAMER’S GUIDE ✨🔮💭
💭 What is it?
This is a guide both for those in the Daydreaming Community, or want to learn more about it. It is meant to be an archive of all things relating to MaDD & ID, and is curated/run/owned by yours truly!
💭 Can I link this on my blog/post/etc?
Yes!! The whole reason this doc was made was so that it can be passed around as a general resource, so you are more than welcome to link it anywhere you want. Obviously everything in the doc is also fair game, all of it was made by & for the community, after all.
💭 Can we give suggestions?
Suggestions are highly encouraged & appreciated! I am only one person running this doc, after all, and will not be able to uncover/document everything without some help. You can send me stuff through DMs, my ask box, or discord if you have it. Basically if you have a way to reach me, you can send a suggestion lol I'm not picky.
💭 Links
Playlist: A compilation of songs about daydreaming, whether directly or just based on vibes. Currently only on Spotify.
Blog Submission Form: Since the daydream community is ever changing, I thought it would be a nice idea to compile a list of MaDD & ID blogs to be featured under the "Blogs" section. This section of the doc is so that community members — new & old — have a better idea of who to follow/who is active. Entirely optional & I will only add those who ask.
#maladaptive daydreaming#madd info#luka.txt#cirque de la queue#also r*dqueers & tr*nsid blogs found my last post so uhhmm just so yall know. i hate u guys. fuck off 🖕#didnt wanna put that in the post itself. but i will if necessary.
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Nothin wrong with being fat
#thats it. thats the post#....saw sum that uh. rubbed me the wrong fuckin way#literally dont care what “reason” somebody has for being fat#people dont actually make fun of fat people cause of health reasons (even if they say that)#its purely on looks and aesthetic#and looks wise and aesthetic wise theres literally nothin wrong with it#“b-b-but their health!” mannn. stfu. u know damn well u just think fat = ugly and u dont give a damn bout their health#fuck off 🖕 seriously. seriously fuckinf seriously fuck you. honest to god fuck you and fuck off#and besides. fat doesnt equal unhealthy#woowwwww dont that just blow ur mind#and even for the people who are unhealthy and happen to be fat. they still deserve human fuckin respect?#“healthy” or “unhealthy” hey fat people i love you and you look amazing today. kisses MWAH!!!!!!#[ RJ ]#[ STRAIGHT LINES DON'T EXIST ]
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everyday for the past two months it's been waking up in the morning to the most horrifying war crimes being committed by a fascist colonial power run by a death cult, followed by said power fabricating the most offensive and easily debunked lies to excuse said war crimes, then the entire fucking world media believing them and waving around their pathetic little crocodile tears as i pass by the news that the soldiers of that world power shot an old woman in the entrance of a hospital and used her as bait to shoot any medic who tried helping her, followed by a video of parents looking through the charred remains of children's limbs and scalps trying to recognize their own. and then i go to brazilian TV and find the news that a brazilian palestinian has finally been able to leave Gaza and all the reporters wanna focus on is how they're probably a terrorist because of these posts from 2015 where they condemn israel's actions. and then i look at the presidents of the only few nations who have the power to stop this genocide with a single phone call and how they entirely refuse to do shit about it, just to be told on tumblr dot com that praying for the dismantlement of the state of israel is evil and inconsiderate because don't you know they suffered really really badly in the past (but also please don't google the rates of poverty of holocaust survivors and how they're treated by the government of the country that was supposed to be a safe haven. well at least george from pennsylvania can move and have a beautiful view of the burned olive tress from the multigenerational house he stole in the west bank, and isn't THAT what really matters)
#anyways today's lie was the israeli government posting a picture of a kurdish woman who had been raped and killed in may 2023#claiming it is a israeli woman from oct 7#meanwhile they ravage Al Shifa hospital because there are terrorist bases there guys trust us!!!!!#they're right behind these premature babies suffocating because the incubators have no more energy!!!!!#just one more group of terrorist guys and we'll be fine and have peace forever!!!!!!#god what a bunch of ghouls#and western powers are gladly funding this shit#but nooooo don't call for a free palestine don't u know it's actually a call for genocide 🥺 unlike whatever we are doing in gaza#godddd#fuck the US fuck France fuck Germany fuck Russia and FUCK ISRAEL 🖕🖕🖕#''right to defend itself'' babygirl you don't even have a right to exist. your PEOPLE have a right to exist and feel safe like all others#but no nation state has rights and especially none that prioritize its own existence over indigenous people's lives
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i’ve been thinking abt the latest chapter of cold kisses all day btw
PLEase I AM HONORED AND SO GLAD TO HEAR THIS RAHH <33 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS NEXT CHAPTER TOO oikawa actually goes off so hard i was inspired by ur tags in the reblog <3
#SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO ANSWER THIS IT GOT LOST IN MY NOTIFICATIONS AND I'M NOT ON BROWSER </3#i hope you're doing well <3 i saw your post about logging off bc of worries that no one likes you WHICH IS NOT TRUE#i totally get the anxieties and thoughts BUT WE'RE HERE TO TALK BACK TO THAT 🖕#we as in me and all of your loyal followers who are devoted to u#my jaw once again dropped reading this i am so honored <3#also i accidentally jammed out so hard to your playlist i gave myself a blood blister#after i also listened to it in the car bc absolutely none of my own music is doing it for me#JUST NEEDED TO UPDATE U ON MY ADVENTURES WITH YOUR PLAYLIST I LOVE IT SM#answers <3#ness' favorites <3
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plants only get root rot for attention
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baldur's gate 3 devs are straight up putting uncensored spoilers in their patch announcements now great
the first game good enough for me to care about spoilers for in years and the devs themselves are spoiling it in public announcements wonderful
like i didnt even click the full patchnotes which i knew would be uncensored, it's just in the PUBLIC PATCH NOTES ANNOUNCEMENT THAT UP TO THIS POINT HAS ALWAYS BLURRED SPOILERS YOU ASSHOLES DID YOU ASSUME EVERYONE HAS JUST LOOKED EVERYTHING UP ONLINE AT THIS POINT??? AGSVDVSKNA I WANTED TO ENJOY NOT KNOWING WHO WOULD SHOW UP NEXT IN A GAME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER I HATE YOU
#I HATE YOU#YOU DUMBASS THERE IS A BLUR OPTION YOUVE BEEN USING FOR WEEKS WHY ARE YOU STOPP8NG NOW???#bg3#thanks for making a game i can actually care about spoilers for love u#also i hate you so much you guys are such unbelievable pricks just posting the spoilers in Steam News#which has a spoilers function specifically for this purpose that you guys have been using in every previous update. i hate yoy i hate you#🖕🥺🖕
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So why is there one (1) annoying weirdo commenting on EVERY naruto related post who only says negative/bitchy stuff SO FREQUENTLY that they have their own tag filled with people just responding to their odd and aggravating comments………
#they’ve commented on like 10 of my posts#and I just blocked them because why are you so negative?????#leave me alone#have you never heard of scrolling past things you don’t like#omggggg#it’s over stupid shit too like literally who cares this is a fake world with fake characters we’re discussing here#I honestly feel dumb even making this post#but it’s either this or bitching at them back#and I don’t have the patience or time of day to do that tbh#anyways SHUT THE FUCK UP LITTLE ANNOYING BITCH IN MY PHONE 🖕#I’m not naming names#and please don’t tag them lolll#if u know u knowwwwwww
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thinkin about posting smth but deciding not to is like being 6 and having to hide what ur dad got ur mom for mothers day
#like shhhh u cant know yet but youll find out#except these posts r actually for mhmy eyes only bcuz i dunno how riaky i wanna be#but i am gonna quit dance so#fuck this studio fuck them all they can kiss my ass🖕🖕🖕🖕
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all a girl wants when she wakes up from her 3 hour nap is a peaceful night. THIS HAS NOT BEEN A PEACEFUL NIGHT
#i’m holding myself back from live posting about mock trial because i’m so pissed off rn 😭#THE HUBRIS YOU HAVE TO THINK YOU HAVE POWER OVER SOMEBODY!#<-thanks i’m using that all the time now it’s funny asf#bruh these two underclassmen who are SUBS aka SUBSTITUTES aka SHOULD KNOW THE CASE can’t perform bc one of them is sick and the other is#doing god knows what#AND THIS BITCH GOING TO UVM LEFT US FOR VERMONT COME BACKUHHH 😭😭😭🖕🖕🖕#ur already committed u don’t need to visit AGAIN damn 🙎♀️#worst schedule possible but atleast i don’t have to stay until 7:30??? mayhaps???#everybody LAUGHED at me when i said i could win all trials by myself. they LUAGHED. YOURE NOT LAUGHING NOW!!!
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some if my "crazy but in a quirky way" fanily came to support my dad at his step mothers funeral and were horrified when we said "oh thank god someone normal is here" because they dont have criminal records so it truly is a breath of fresh air with that side of the family
#love Everyone on my dads mom side. my dads dad aka step moms side? ure on thin ice#some of u should be behind bars for life and only are out in a technicality🖕#i am drunk post funeral 🤪 bye
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iiiii made a pillowfort because i dont like tumblr any more❤️
#I'll prob keep posting here until pillowfort gets. better#but fuck u staff🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕#ik theire not getting rid of chronological dashes but i alsooo just dont like them sorryyyyy#ayyayayayyayayya
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what if miraculous characters had tumblr
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i want you all to know that if anyone gets akumatized on tuesday im quitting i have three tests and a part time job go to therapy
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YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL
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ladybug is 25? she should have been at da club...
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im literally a minor
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sometimes i want to kill myself but then i remember i havent seen my friends figure out their romantic tension yet and ive gotten too invested
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Buy the New Gabriel Perfume here!
Carefree. Dreamy. Radiant.
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@ladybug excuse me???
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WRONG BLOG
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ladybug is horny heritage post
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i just want everyone who posts adrien velocity gif edits on here to know that he's really just some white guy
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real
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dni if you're parisian because how on earth is NO other city getting akumatized...yall need to pack up the drama queen attitude im sick of seeing you on the news
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Please stop voting for my dad...
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my nanny/stepmother/secretary said that "women should be allowed to murder their bosses with no repurcussions" she would do numbers on here
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AITA for causing 80% of the akumas in paris or do you all hate women
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i keep asking ladybug to hang out with me but she keeps blowing me off do u think she's cheating on me????
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WE'RE NOT DATING STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT IM CHEATING ON YOU
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do u guys want a part two i have sm of these kdjshgjhdsg
#dashboard simulator#miraculous ladybug#text#i need a new tag for shitposts i do it more than i post art
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hellaur u thought about something, imagine like reader being Max's little sister, and all the rookies are like friends with her but theres this one rookie who has a crush on her, Max being the big brother that he is is overprotective and such
FORMULA ONE DRIVER X READER

Summary: You, Max Verstappen’s younger sister, is forbidden from dating any of your best friends— The 2025 season’s rookies!
Warnings: None… Just an overly protective big brother Max, not proofread
Featuring: implied Kimi Antonelli x Reader, Older brother!MV1, Platonic!OB87, JD7, GB5, IH6, LL30
Unsure of which rookie you were hoping for, so I went with Kimi! I also opted to make it partially a SMAU.
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y/nverstappen 2025 rookies ❌ My new best friends ✅
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maxverstappen1 - Why am I crossed out? 🙄 I’m the only reason you’re friends
y/nverstappen - Cause this ain’t about you 🙄 You get everything.
olliebearman - That first pic of me is awful 🥲
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username1 - I just know Max HATES constantly having to see and hear about these rookies 😂
y/nverstappen - Are you kidding me? They’re basically his kids already 🙄
isackhadjar - Y/N when will you come feature in a Kardashian lip sync?
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maxverstappen1 - sorry, she’s only allowed to feature on @/redbullracing…
> y/nverstappen - Says who? I would love to feature
kimi.antonelli - Hi Y/N!! ☺️
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y/nverstappen - Hi Kimi!! 😗
> maxverstappen1 - Why the kissy face 😡 Get rid of that!
> y/nverstappen - What’s up yours today?
username2 - So Y/N and Kimi… 👀
username3 - I know Max is losing it 😂
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kimi.antonelli Met an idol, met him again, and then met his cool sister! Hi Y/N!
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olliebearman - Y/N and Max get their own post and I don’t? I’ve known you longer!
kimi.antonelli - Sorry mate! I gotta get along with the world champion
> username4 - and his sister..? 👀
maxverstappen1 - I’m watching you, Kimi!
kimi.antonelli - Watching me win, hopefully!
> username5 - Watching you fail at flirting*
y/nverstappen - Not even a pic with my face in it?
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kimi.antonelli - It would ruin my perfect slideshow with me and max
> y/nverstappen - I hope you crash 🖕
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redbullracing - How time flies! Neither of the boys in that first picture knew he’d be a four time world champ! 💪 Let’s go for five!
y/nverstappen - 3 time*
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> maxverstappen1 - Can you not?
> y/nverstappen - I have nothing but hatred for you in my heart
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username6 - I’m so down for the KimiY/N plotline
username7 - Grid dad since forever 😭
username8 - Max always looks so uncomfortable in pictures 😂
MARCH 16TH, 2025 - 1:30 P.M.
It was officially the first race of the 2025 Formula One season. After lots of days with the media, Y/N was ready to just sit back and watch the chaos of the Australian Grand Prix unfold. While she did enjoy her time off, Formula One was something she had dearly missed during the break.
Y/N would never tell him this face to face, but she was always a fan of watching her brother race. The last few years in school was made less boring by rewatching old highlights and interviews, finding his sassy comebacks and witty quips to be hilariously entertaining.
This year was different, though. Because Max was no longer her only connection! Y/N made the last minute decision to finish her final year in high school online, opting to travel with her older brother and his girlfriend instead. She noticed that the rookies flocked towards him instantly, finding strange comfort in the previous world champion. However, that meant they surrounded her, too.
She liked them all! They were all unique and interesting in their own ways, but one lone rookie stood out. His humorous personality and friendly demeanor drew the girl in, which is why Y/N was now rooting for both Max Verstappen, her brother, and the delightful Kimi Antonelli.
As she was navigating the crowded paddock, Y/N felt something knock against the back of her head. She stumbled forward ever so slightly, twisting to meet the face of her culprit— Speak of the devil!
“Oh, Y/N! I’m sorry!” Kimi waved his hands frantically in an apologetic manner. He had been talking to Ollie, very animatedly at that, when he just happened to hit her. “Are you okay?”
She laughed it off, shrugging her shoulders. “Yeah, no worries. I think Max has done worse… On purpose.”
“What have I done?” Y/N shivered at the familiarly accented voice from behind her. She could practically hear how clenched his jaw was.
“Hit me-”
“He hit you?!” She was promptly cut off, her brother now flared up like an angry lizard.
“No!” Both Y/N and Kimi simultaneously yelped, making eye contact with each other, and then Max. “Well, not on purpose,” Y/N began. “It was an accident, really.”
“Hm.” Max put his hand on his sister’s shoulder, turning around and guiding her away. After a moment, he looked over his shoulder and squinted at the younger man. “Race is starting soon, so you should get to the garage.”
Y/N raised a brow, but nodded. “Okay.”
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maxverstappen1 P2! Tricky conditions, but good fun! See you in Shanghai 🇨🇳💪
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y/nverstappen - WOO THAT’S MY BROTHER!
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lando - Your brother didn’t even win 😂
> y/nverstappen - He tried and that’s enough for me
username9 - That was some proper racing! Let’s go super Max
username10 - That race damn near gave me a heart attack
username11 - Max carrying redbull on his shoulders, like always 🙄
y/nverstappen - one race in, and people are already being super opinionated… Liam is fine! Shut up!
> username12 - never mess with bff Y/N
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kimi.antonelli Ciao Melbourne! Had lots of fun racing! Scored during my first race 😉
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username13 - Did he think we wouldn’t notice the second picture?
username14 - Scored, huh? Points or a girlfriend 🤔??
maxverstappen1 - Good job, mate!
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username15 - He’s definitely ignoring it too
y/nverstappen - Congrats, I’m so proud of you! P4 🥹
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kimi.antonelli - Oh thanks ☺️❤️
> username16 - Not even trying to hide it anymore.
Y/N’S MESSAGES☆


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maxverstappen1 Welcome to the family I guess
P.S. Break her heart and I will crash into you on purpose!
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redbullracing - Ha! What a funny JOKE caption! Our little comedian.
maxverstappen1 - Yeah… A joke
y/nverstappen - Thanks for hard launching MY relationship
maxverstappen1 - Kimi said it was ok 👍
> y/nverstappen - ??
> y/nverstappen - What the hell, sure
kimi.verstappen - So happy to be apart of a great fam!
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y/nverstappen - WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR USER
username17 - WE KNEW IT
username18 - FINALLY
olliebearman - congrats to the happy couple
isackhadjar - dibs on maid of honor
y/nverstappen - wouldn’t dare pick anyone else
liamlawson30 - Totally unexpected (I knew the whole time)
maxverstappen1 - ULTIMATE BETRAYAL
> y/nverstappen - SNITCH
kimi.antonelli - ❤️💙
y/nverstappen - ❤️💙
#f1 smau#f1 x reader#f1 fluff#formula 1#formula one#kimi antonelli#ka12 x reader#ka12#mv1#max verstappen
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paint me in lovely red, mv1xreader
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pairing: max verstappen x artist!reader
summary: a tiny slip can make your most beautiful secrets public. Sometimes the slip comes in the form of a painting, sometimes the secret is a relationship with a world champion.
format: social media au
a/n: all paintings used here were made by Malcolm Liepke! Part 1/?

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verstappen1updates Max just admitted that he’s in a relationship on stream! Transcript of the clip for those asking:
G: Max, they’re asking about the new painting in the background. I haven’t seen it before either.
M: Ah yes, that was a gift for the championship win from- [Stops to keep driving]. Well, my girlfriend really.
G: [Laughs] That’s cute, she’s great at painting. Oh- they’re surprised now- [Laughs] about your girl.
M: Ah- We just like to keep to ourselves, mate.
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user1 YO WHAT???
user2 and just like that we’ve lost him🥲
user3 u don’t know that man
user2 a girl can dream…
user4 sooo whos the girl?? I want to know noww
user5 a whole picture of his winning car??? she must be HOOKED
user6 after that season i cant blame her
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yourusername Spring is coming so new prints are out on my online shop!! Make sure to check them out💛🧡🍋
From the vault: “my yellow mirror II”, oil on canvas, 18x24. Also: my bike, me.
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user1 I just came expecting more Max honestly
user2 SAME
user3 the only thing interesting on this page
user4 ok seeing her now I get why Max let her paint him like that😂 shes cute
user5 paint me like one of your french girls- max, probably
yourfriend beautiful as always Yn🥹🫶 only focus on that
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yourusername thanks bby🫶
user6 oh girl stop being so dramaticcc
user7 drop the painting of the car instead, this is boring
user8 i get it know, date rich so you can afford to do your silly paintings🤯
maxverstappen1 just lovely
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inthef1paddock Max Verstappen and girlfriend Yn Ln caught together after she arrived to Melbourne for the Australian GP.
The driver had to ask through his instagram stories for fans to respect their privacy and Yn’s career after people flooded her social media with disrepectful comments, he did so by posting this selfie.
Mean comments will be deleted.❤️
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user1 People are so rude, its obvious they love each other
user2 Oh that hug🥹 what a lucky girl
user3 Did you see the video? He RAN to her, shes blessed
user4 idk she still seems weird…
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lando.jpg 🇦🇺 nights
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user1 last photo made me SCREAM, MAX???
user2 Lando is so crazy for this lol
user3 From Charles dropping it low to a hard launch he knows his public
charles_leclerc 😎😎
yourusername 🕺🕺📸📸
charles_leclerc You mean 💋💋📸📸?
maxverstappen1 Lando wont post those because he is lonely and he will cry
landonorris mate thats not true
yourusername its ok to be single lando we dont care you cried to our happy photos
landonorris I did NOT cry 🤢 you guys made me sickkkkk
charles_leclerc sick to tears
maxverstappen1 😂😂
landonorris Stoppp
landonorris Dont know what its worse, the kissy photos or the porn paintings
yourusername not porn🖕
maxverstappen1 Dont be rude🖕
yourusername I will paint you crying now idc you crybaby
landonorris Sure😂
charlesleclerc Famous last words
user4 its ok Lando I will take 💋 pictures with you
user5 me toooo, I volunteer 🤩
maxverstappen1 Please send me the rest of Yn’s photos👍
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user6 oh wow i get lando now this is so sweet its sick😭
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yourusername “Lando Norris, the crybaby”, oil on canvas, 24x30.
Prints will be available online soon🧡
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user1 Oh she ate this one up😭😭
landonorris NO YN
landonorris YN THIS IS SO MEAN
landonorris why would you do this😭😭 I didnt think you were serious
yourusername See, crybaby
carlossainz55 Dont worry Landito you dont look too bad
landonorris 😭😭😭
user3 LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY
user2 the devil work fast, but yn works faster
danielricciardo Jesus how much for this one, I will give ANYTHING
charlesleclerc No man ask for your own, this one is mine
maxverstappen1 This is not leaving my house👍 good luck
charles_leclerc WHAT? NOT FAIR, YN I WILL PAY TOO MUCH
danielricciardo Whatever he pays I will give double
yourusername Sorry its been bought already
charles_leclerc ???
mclaren Thank you Yn, this will look great in our hall 🧡🧡
yourusername 🧡🫶
landonorris WHAT
charles_leclerc oh my god
landonorris NO WAY
user4 SOLD TO MCLAREN? this is a fever dream
user5 I, too, want a portrait of me kissing max verstappen
user6 I respect Yn so much, cause she went from making tittie art of her bf to paint their friend crying while they makeout in the background
maxverstappen1 Lovely😂
maxverstappen1 Can I request one but without the crybaby?
yourusername I have a few already 🤔 whats one moree
user7 DROP THEM, I KNOW YOU HAVE THE HOT ONES TOO
charles_leclerc Dont drop them please think of the children
yourusername wow youre so boring
maxverstappen1 Make fun of him on a painting for that baby
danielricciardo I will pay for that one this time
charles_leclerc God no have mercy
yourusername dont worry i wont do that, being a ferrari driver is punishment enough
charles_leclerc 😐
landonorris LOL DESERVED
maxverstappen1 Love you my Yn❤️❤️
yourusername love you too🥹🥹
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a/n: Thank you for reading!!! I might do a second part to this fic, I think there is so much more to do with the plot so if anyone is interesed make sure to stick around❤️🥹 My inbox is now open if anyone has suggestions or ideas they want to se me writw!
#max verstappen#max verstappen x reader#f1 smau#f1#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#mv1#mv33#mv1 x reader#f1 imagine#mv33 x reader#mv1 imagine
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did you order pasta, miss?
part1! to the cosmic girl records
!Cosmic Girl Records!
Summary: going to italy for the italian gp and getting pasta spilled all over you by a stranger wasn’t on your bingo card that year
fc!: random girls on pinterest <3
olliebearman x reader & platonic!grid x reader
warnings: swearing, telling people to die (in a joking way), reader and the 2019 rookies have friendly banter where offensive things may be said idk if there’s any other ones but lmk if there is
a/n: reader own a german shepherd dog called mickey. don’t pay attention to any of the dates, likes etc on the insta and twitter posts i got lazy. also this is my first post in this sort of category? u catch my drift? 😭 i do write but i rather try this out first anyways enjoy and please leave me feedback it’s always appreciated!
disclaimer: there are some sensitive comments and things said that may offend some people, they are just included for humour and feel free to scroll away any time
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unfortunatelyy/n: i’ve got 99 problems and going to italy has solved 98 of them
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User1: Who’s she?
User 2: She’s good friends with the 2019 rookies and the rest of the grid bit she’s been besties with Lando forever, she’s a couple of years younger than him though
user7: she’s studying mechanical engineering though in NYC but she travels a lot to support the 2019 rookies
Bestie1: um pic credits please 🙄
unfortunatelyy/n: geez okay bossy 😤
landonorris: i better get a post when i win in Monza
georgerussel64: as if, you’d be lucky to even finish the race with 4 tires still intact
landonorris: @carmenmundt come and get your child. He’s escaped the psych ward again
georgerussel64: you’re just bitter I’ve got more wins than you
landonorris: blocked, reported and my mom’s calling your mom
unfortunatelyy/n: stop fighting in my comments section girls
User3: she cooked ya’ll
user5: lando and y/n are so cute
user6: be so fr rn
user4: love how she and the 2019 rookies are still so close
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alex_albon: you’ll be cheering for me in Monza right y/n? *sharpening knives
unfortunatelyy/n: WOAH
lilymhe: i don’t know him
alex_albon: HEY
unfortunatelyy/n: @lilymhe it’s always been you and me bae 🥰
alex_albon: stop stealing my girlfriend
unfortunatelyy/n: no.🫶
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unfortunatelyy/n: shoutout to the 6ft brown haired boy who spilled pasta all over my new red dress, i hate you🖕
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landonorris: HAHA.
unfortunatelyy/n: i hope you DNF this weekend
georgerussel64: you tell him y/n
unfortunatelyy/n: 😐
user1: NOT THE RED DRESS
user2: curse you, brown haired boy
olliebearman: sorry for the dress 😔
user3: OLLIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
user4: this was not on my 2024 bingo card.
landonorris: don’t be sorry, I would’ve done the same
unfortunatelyy/n: i hate you both 🖕🖕
user9: she's so petty I love her 😍
user5: ollie being the boy who spilled pasta on y/n is wild
User6: fr like what in the multiverse is this 😭
lilymhe: come to me and i’ll buy you as many dresses as you like 😍
unfortunatelyy/n: omw honey 🤭
alex_albon: I-
georgerussel64: you just gotta let it happen mate.
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unfortunatelyy/n: okay, what are thinking for this weekend, ya’ll?
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user1: not ollie in the likes
User2: he’s down bad, maybe the pasta spill wasn’t on accident 😏
user3: i mean do u blame him, i would trip over if i saw her too
alex_albon: “ya’ll” you’ve been spending way too much time with logan
unfortunatelyy/n: god bless america‼️ 🇺🇸🦅🗣️
unfortunatelyy/n: WTF IS A KILOMETRE 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅
Landonorris: TRAITOR, IS THAT AN OSCAR CAP I SEE 🫵
unfortunatelyy/n: i’ve always been an oscar girlie at heart
oscarpiastri: as it should be 👍
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landonorris: i see how it is. betrayed by my two best friends, the world’s full of fake people isn’t it.
unfortunatelyy/n: oh please stop being so dramatic, don’t pretend u only use me for my fame
landonorris: GASP. how could you say such a thing
georgerussell64: pretty sure 90% of your followers follow you because of her
landonorris: wow. low blow mate.
unfortunatelyy/n: where’s the lie tho? 🤔
landonorris: alexa, play traitor by olivia rodrigo
user7: here for the love-hate relationship between y/n and the 2019 rookies
lewishamilton: roscoe says you should go for mercedes in monza
unfortunatelyy/n: Mercedes it is!
landonorris: never in my 24 years of living on earth have i ever felt so betrayed.
unfortunatelyy/n: roscoe’s wishes are my commands 🤷♀️
georgerussel64: amen sister 🙌🗣️
unfortunatelyy/n: get out of my comment section Russell
user4: the williams t-shirt goes hard tho
user5: oh to be y/n *sigh
olliebearman: how about ferrari?
unfortunatelyy/n: hmm, we’ll see, pasta boy
user9: THE GASP I GUSP
user10: pasta boy 😭
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unfortunatelyy/n: congratulations, ig 😒
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landonorris: really? you had to use those photos?
unfortunatelyy/n: why? What’s wrong with them? I think you look very macho, especially in the first and third pic.
landonorris: i think i just lost a piece of my manhood.
user6: the three reasons i love y/n: number 1: because she’s hot and sexy, number 2. I wish I was her, number 3. Because of the lando content she gives us
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user4: THE THIRD PIC IM DYING
user5: always leave it to y/n to humble lando after a win
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user9: GUYS. Y/N WAS WEARING A FERRARI JACKET IN THE PADDOCK TODAY
user3: WHAT
user9: and so it begins.
user13: I CALLED IT.
user17: excusez moi?
user32: I SCREAMED.
lewishamilton: i told roscoe you wore a ferrari jacket today. let’s just say that he doesn't want to be seeing you in the foreseeable future
unfortunatelyy/n: WAIT NOOO
user12: not lewis exposing her 😭
unfortunatelyy/n: ROSCOE PLEASE FORGIVE ME
lewishamilton: he says you can only make it up with a playdate with mickey
unfortunatelyy/n: omw with mickey 🏃♀️➡️
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unfortunatelyy/n: my babies 🥰 dog playdate soon anyone?
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charles_leclerc: leo says you have officially been demoted to 2nd favourite aunt
unfortunately/n: WAIT NO WHO’S FIRST
pierregasly: bitch it’s me.
unfortunatelyy/n: @francisca.cgomes come and get your boyfriend he’s bullying me
charles_leclerc: it’s actually @lilymhe
unfortunatelyy/n: TRAITORS.
user1: anyone else been here since Mickey was a puppy?
user2: ikr he’s so big now its making me cry 😭
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lewishamilton: @pierregasly @charles_leclerc @unfortunatelyy/n @olliebearman @carlossainz55 dog playdate next week?
landonorris: can i come too
unfortunatelyy/n: no dog no invite
landonorris: @oscarpiastri can we buy a dog
oscarpiastri: what.
user3: i have a feeling that we should get used to seeing ollie in the likes more often now
user4: homeboy’s whipped fr
user5: if only he had the confidence to ask her out 😔
user10: GUYS RELAX THEY’RE JUST FRIENDS
user9: mickey’s the real f1 star fr
olliebearman: @unfortunatelyy/n how about instead of a dog playdate, i take you out on a real date?
user6: MY BOY’S FINALLY SHOOTING HIS SHOT
user7: GO GO GO GO GO
user11: CHAT IS THIS REAL
unfortunatelyy/n: will there be any pasta involved? 🤨
olliebearman: no promises
unfortunatelyy/n: hmmm. . . text me.
landonorris: nO
user8: LETS FREAKING GOOO
user11: THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
user9: my life is complete, i can finally die in peace
user10: i’m sorry i doubted yall 😔
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unfortunatelyy/n: what do we think guys? and don’t worry, there was no pasta involved
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user11: phew, no pasta, really dodged a bullet there 👍
landonorris: WOAH WOAH WOAH HANG ON A MINUTE
unfortunatelyy/n: what do you want, mom?
landonorris: GASP. Is that grammar I see? what has he done to you 😨
unfortunatelyy/n: seriously?
landonorris: @georgerussel64 and @alex_albon back me up here
georgerussell64: unfortunately he’s right, no boyfriends on our watch
unfortunatelyy/n: then look away.
georgerussell64: @landonorris . . . she got us there.
landonorris: @alex_albon?
alex_albon: lily is forcing me to stay out of it 😔
unfortunatelyy/n: HA. EVERYONE LAUGH 🤣
charles_leclerc: 🤣
lewishamilton: 🤣
maxverstappen1: 🤣
carlossainz55: 🤣
danielricciardo: 🤣
landonorris: wow.
user5: all the boys being so bitter and not liking the post 😭
user9: but them still jumping in to bully lando any chance they get
olliebearman: did you seriously just ask your 8 million followers what they think about me 😰
unfortunatelyy/n: it’s actually 9 million but . . .yes 😅
user3: everyone out here wishing they had older brothers just like the grid to be protective over them 😔
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unfortunatelyy/n: italy you will be missed, where to next?
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olliebearman: pic creds please 🙄
unfortunatelyy/n: okay okay calm down pal 🥱
user1: pal 😭 i can’t
user7: “how to be as beautiful as y/n no borax no glue”
user2: IS THAT THE DATE OLLIE TOOK HER ON
user3: screaming, crying, throwing up all at once
user4: i can’t decide whether i want to be ollie or y/n
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bestie1: you’ve forgotten about me already i see. I HATE YOU, YOU’RE THE WORST.
unfortunatelyy/n: I’M LITERALLY OUT BUYING CHEETOS FOR U GIRL
user6: HELP THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS HILARIOUS
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landonorris: hmmm, i think i dislike the first pic
unfortunately/n: so petty geez 🙄
landonorris: we’re literally the same person
unfortunately/n: die ❤️
alexandrasaintmleux: gorgeous 😍 loved seeing you in Monza!
unfortunatelyy/n: marry me 🥰
charles_leclerc: 🤨
olliebearman: 🤨
unfortunatelyy/n: SO JUDGY GEEZ
alexandrasaintmleux: they’ll never accept us 😔
unfortunatelyy/n: killing them is always an option 😌 🔪
charles_leclerc: that’s murder.
unfortunatelyy/n: i’m aware 😒
user5: HELP SHE’S GONE CRAZY
a/n: thank you for reading if you finished it! have a lovely day xxx
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