#thomas says stuff

[adhdgordonschwinn]

sometimes i go without thinking about thomas thorne for a little while and then i remember and i'm like

oh right

i named myself after him

oh right

i am him

[21fallouts-atmychemicaldisco]

Marble Hornets

[arkangelo-7]

I hc that after Bruce’s infamous spine-breaking fight with Bane, all the Batkids pitch in and get Bruce one of those super bougie gamer chairs for the Bat-Computer. Like this thing is all leather, it’s got cup holders and LED lights, and that bad boy swivels smoother than butter.

It’s also bright fucking red. Robin red.

[harveylikestoart]

Duke successfully stealing a cookie from an unsuspecting Jason

Well if bro’s not gonna eat it…

[grav3worm]

do you guys think their cycles were ever in sync

[loganslowdown4]

Ok I need to say this because if Patton did do the math calculation HE GOT SO CLOSE! Give him credit Logan, he just needed to change the .001 to a .004 and it pretty much worked :)

I do love the ‘acts naive but is actually smart-as-a-whip’ Patton theory 😄

[secrescaryat]

// pentiment spoilers (implied ig but still there)

more of these because i was inspired

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

parts of myself that i project onto the batfamily

bruce- uh nothing he’s really unrelatable for me

babs- having a disability that is often forgotten or ignored

dick- my sibling guilt and masked anger issues and people pleasing tendencies

jason- cooking for others as a love language but acting as if it’s not

cass- being infantilised because of how i look

tim- my illnesses and being immunocompromised and adhd

steph- my fears of being forgotten and my anger at constantly being pushed aside because i’m a fem presenting person

duke- everyone thinking i’m a goody-two shoes rule follower when im so far from it

damian- my autism and how the people around me just act as if i’m a neurotypical person who’s just acting out

[adhdgordonschwinn]

forgot to update everyone. i got aaron schultz

would be less upset about this if they didn't cut the harvard variations from the jr version. whatever

[riversaremeanttobefollowed]

We all know that the reason why Bruce Wayne isn't religiously Jewish is because dc are cowards, but also because many of the community itself is cowards. I personally believe it comes from a lack of knowledge about what it even means to be religious because most of the community is Christian or culturally Christian. So as someone that would probably be considered not religious by Christians, but Religious by most other Jewish people, I think that Bruce Wayne fits in this section of being Jewish.

Bruce can't go to the Synagogue often because of the whole being Batman stuff, but he still goes on the high holidays when he can. He celebrates with the Kane family as well! And Kate would obviously understand if he couldn't come because she's Batwoman! Give me a Bruce Wayne says Yiddish curses. Give me a Batman that has a bunch of Chanukkiot that are just so pretty because they are rich and definitely have a ton. Give me Batfamily shabbat dinners when they are able to. Rest days on Saturday for the Jewish members when they are more members in the Batfam to make it work (and it being a mitzvah when he does have to be Batman on Shabbat because its a mitzvah to save a life). Give me Mezuzot on every entryway. Give me a Bruce Wayne who inherited his mother's seder plates and actually uses them. Give me a Bruce Wayne that says stuff like kein ayin hara before giving good news! Give me a confused Dick Grayson when Bruce insults him (its actually a compliment, but to ward against the evil eye you will say the opposite of what you mean) and then Bruce having to explain after he realizes that Dick has no idea why he just insulted him. Give me a Batman that follows Jewish values (more than he canonically does)

Just because someone ins't actively involved within a wider community of that Religion doesn't mean they aren't Religious! Or at least don't give me a culturally Jewish Bruce Wayne that doesn't do any of this. Thats just you stripping away all the Jewish parts of him.

Bruce Wayne is Jewish and you can't just ignore that

[inkwell-illustrations]

I miss dead boy detectives! :'(

[angeldaisies]

guys can i just say that technically it hasn't been confirmed that the twins charlotte is pregnant with at the end of chot are girls 😭 i know cc said in a tumblr post ages ago that henry and charlotte have two small girls in tlh and therefore we all assumed that these are the girls in question but knowing how she likes to bring in baby boys to carry on the family names when needed (see alexander and zachary) i wouldn't be surprised if we found out in a sea change that one of the twins is a boy so matthew can have his male love interest in peace

[loganslowdown4]

Logan kinda scolding Patton like a teacher: 5/10

Virgil subtly trolling Roman and Roman not noticing: 10/10

Thomas hinting at his audience how much he KNOWS: 1000/10

(This is so frickin funny to meeee) 😂🚢

[duketectivecomics]

‘Jason was Duke’s robin’ ‘tim was dukes robin’ YOURE ALL FOOLS

Steph as dukes most formative robin is RIGHT THERE

[dizzybevvie]

...where IS Tommy, anyway?

[staracket]

hey staracket, could we have some brian angst? as a lil treat? like maybe of brian being isolated from everyone else, missing his friends but always ending up alone cause of hoodie? silly fella?

YOUR HEAD WILL COLLAPSE ★