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🚨 bad news for the fandom: we’re back 🚨
that’s right—your least favorite trio has logged back in. we took a break (for ✨self-care✨, legal reasons, and maybe one of us got banned from a Discord server, who’s to say), but the holy trinity of unpopular opinions, chaotic tags, and zero-filter commentary is officially active again.
you thought the peace and quiet meant we were gone for good? adorable.
we’re still messy. still right. still not sorry.
new posts dropping soon—some of you will rage reblog, some of you will pretend not to read, and some of you will send anonymous asks like we can’t tell it’s you.
— love, the three-headed problem you couldn’t cancel 💅💅💅
#hannigramcritique#fannibalcascade#hannibal#hannigram critical#we’re back bitches#three admins one braincell#yes we’re still mad#murder husbands my ass#fandom critical
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so imagine HMS ... but drawn in MSPAINT . except theyre not Actually drawn in mspaint but jspaint. Yeag. ...WELCOME TO...
HMSPAINT.
a.k.a. NOSTALGIA BAIT CENTRAL a.k.a. da best fricking thing to eva grace jashblr. das a joke but DONT tell anyone okeh?
MORE INFO UNDER HERE vvvvvvvvvvvv
THE GIMMICK IS SIMPLE: it is HMS drawn in MSPAINT (jspaint) . kind of an au but nawt rlly..... And theyr kind of dumb too i gues. theyve got 1 (one) braincell to ration and they r fighting over it liek street dogs. Okay honestly i dont know how to write intros just bear with me BEAR WITH ME
......well not much has changed frum canon BUT! how abt U meet THem >? The three guys. you know the ones. SO YOU WILL.....
HEART. HE/HIM. actually so stupid it is Baffling how he hasnt died due to Natural Selection yet . he Still makes those cursed emoji vent edits dat were rlly fricking pawpular in 2021 (yiu know da ones!). sometimes he crochets. And did eye mention hes fucking stupid
MIND. SHE/IT. if you make shit jokes it will kill you. smartest out of all of them and STILL super freaking dum. Teh only board game she plays is chess Aand she thinks checkers is a stupid baby version of chess. likes reading gothic horror and being a geography Neeerd.
SOUL. SHE/HE. sometimes reelly stoopid sometimes just a little dum idk it depends on da weather. he looks like da most Normal out of all of dem butBUT TRUST ME! SHES NAWT. shes just da best @ masking her WIERDNESS... he likes writing lyrics and poems and trying not to have another mental br8kdown.
AND TOGETHER, THEY FORM... HMSPAINT.
sorry ill stawp now. n e ways with dat out of da way HERES SOME TAGZ. use em wisely
~ TAG LIST ~
#HMSPAINTING - stand-alone art related stuffsies. nawt much else 2 say.
#HMSCOMICS - THE OCCASIONAL COMIC OR TWO. am bad @ drawing comics so dont expect many .
#HMSANSWERS - where the three answer ur asks! Ples ask them stuff. if u want
#HMSTUFF - things dat dont fit into the other tags...
#HMSOOC - things dat r... out of character durrr. personal stuff i gues
.........okeh dats it. 4 the tags i mean. i will make this quik! admin is 14yo and uses he/she pronouns. thats all.
...AND HAVE A FUN TIME WITH...
#HMSINTRO#chonny jash#chonnys charming chaos compendium#cj heart#cj mind#cj soul#cccc heart#cccc mind#cccc soul
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God bless the admins who arranged this. Between these three we have one braincell and just endless bits
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Restart 2.0
Hey friends! Guess whose unemployed and has lots of free time? It's me, myself, and I. And maybe you too, ya know, with this fucking recession happening.
I really suck at keeping this bitch alive but I'm trying. And what better time to clear out my ask box then when I have no time limit and no obligations.
Anyways, don't expect too much from me. My head is home to only three braincells and two of them are focusing on finding income. The one left over is focused on a fic that I've been writing for 6 years. I'm hoping I can sometimes get that one braincell to be creative on this bog but that is proving to be a hard ask.
Be kind to yourselves and try to to overwhelm my one braincell!
-admin
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Hello! I saw your museum post. I’ve worked in the education department in multiple small museums (both art and history museums) for 3 years now and am willing to help answer any questions!
However, if you’re looking for realistic “tropes” about things museum workers always encounter, 2 main ones come to mind:
1) People will ask the weirdest questions. Especially kids on tours. I’ve personally gotten stuff like “what is religion?” “what is death?” and “but my teacher told me dinosaurs weren’t real” on tours with kids. they ALWAYS catch you off guard and you do NOT have the time to get into it, esp. on times school field trips. Even adults will ask stuff like, “So have you ever had any National Treasure type stuff happen here?” No. We’re in bumfuck Ohio. We’ve never had any National Treasure type of things happen here :/
2) When working the front desk, people will frequently walk in with objects to try and sell/donate to the museum. That is NOT how museums work. A lot more of the job than expected is trying to gently explain to people that we do not want their grandma’s armchair or watercolors.
Some other quick stereotypes about diff departments:
Education dept. is ALWAYS overworked, stressed out, and just came back from wrangling a field trip of 50 1st graders. Super nice but they only have 5 mins to talk to you before their next tour.
Curators come in 2 types: either flashy and over-idealistic or very chill museum veterans. Either way they’ll always ask for bigger budgets than they’ll get. They always know how to wine and dine big donors. Will be over the moon if you get them talking about their incredibly niche interests.
Collections/registar: Holds the only braincells in the museum. Always bringing the curators back down to earth. In an eternal battle with some type of rodent that somehow got into the museum.
Administration: Nice, but the rest of the staff doesn’t see them that often bc they’re holed up in their office writing grants 24/7. At my current museum the director emerges like once every 2 weeks to buy everyone treats when she finishes a grant, and then disappears again.
Security: Also comes in 2 types: either stoic & silent or incredibly talkative. knows more about the museum than anyone else, including the gossip. at my old front desk job I would just gossip w/ my fav security guard for HOURS every day.
depending on the size of the museum there will also be preparators/docents/communications/interns/interpretation but these vary more place to place.
Hope this helps!
Yet. You haven’t had any National Treasure type things happen yet.
This is great stuff! One of the things I’m starting to figure out is simply all the roles that need to be filled to run a small museum and what each role is responsible for. A young, naive high school version of me once thought I could “be a writer and a librarian and a museum director” all at once (career counselors had told me none of them pay well so I figured I would just do three full-time jobs…). Now I’m learning that a conservator is not an archivist is not a curator is not a guide etc.
I’m also learning that public and school library work environments are not terribly different from museums in some aspects. I, too, get to field all kinds of weird questions from both adults and children. We also have to turn down strange donations (I accidentally accepted 4 boxes of “children’s books” only to realize they were all from the 30s. Very cool but not suitable to our shelves). I have to keep reminding myself that my admin is not ignoring emails, they’re just doing lots of managerial stuff only they can handle to make sure we all have a job. And our downtown library branch security is the same exact way.
#I hope this is okay to answer publicly so I can tag and find it later.#lucky71114#museums#writing#writing research
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This went off the rails and it just showcases how all of us dunmeshi rp blog admins have one braincell and we're passing it around between the three of us.
I have been looking into magic a bit lately for remedies with my unique er, living situation (in addition to being afraid of turning into dust, being a teenager living in your grandfather's vessel is odd. I know I said I was fine with it at the time, and that we had no time to heal me but sometimes....)
I came across something about homonculi, and I learned that fairies are a type of homonculi- but when I looked to see how to make one all the pages were ripped out. Would you know why miss Marcille? One would be quite useful in the castle don't you think?
(ooc so happy the ask box is open again ^^)
@askyaad
We're not making homunculi. Here's why we don't. I'll gladly pay for your therapy after this.
ooc: happy to have the askbox back open!!
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@/ Kiusojuu's rivals duo High School AU (guys hear me out. i was a part of the dsmp fandom but not active now, just supporting some artists there and some streamers!) content has me thinking for Strike Trio HS stuff + ttte hs interactions cuz high school aus makes me happy (I'm a suffering shs student✨ let's suffer together, students /lh)
What kind of stuff will u ask to the Mean gworls/ Heathers of Sodor Academy?!!???
edit: college au seems fun than a high school au but like, hmmmmmm i dont know much abt college life so shetttt
#ttte au#high school au#thomas and friends#ttte humanized#thomas the tank engine#GUYS QNA HS AU IDEA I THINK!!!!!!!!!!#STRIKE TRIO HS CONTENT!!!!!!!!#who even wants to see three arrogant dum dums who share one braincell in a school atmosphere ahaha#zoro's thoughts#admin speaking here!
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Pokespe Evil Team AU Because Procrastinating Is My Job
So basically this is an au where the dexholders are leaders/admins of an evil team. This isn't an au where the dex holders join the evil teams, but one where they make the evil team. And actually do a good job...
Kanto Dex Holders: Team Myth. For the Kanto team I was thinking of an illegal fighting ring. Basically they force pokemon to fight each other with no trainer for the entertainment of others. They would have key locations in more remote locations where no one would expect. Like in the Pokémon Mansion, the Power Plant or under Pokémon Tower. Because who would think there is an illegal fighting ring under a graveyard? I named it Team Myth because no one can catch them, thus they seem like a Myth. Now onto their roles:
Red: Red is the admin found in the Power Plant. I originally wanted to make him the leader, but then I realized he isn't patient enough for it and it really doesn't fit his character. Thus he is an admin. His fighting ring would be the only one that occasionally allows trainers to battle with rented pokemon against other trainers. The fights would be to the death in this case since they are considered more advanced. You can also challenge Red to a fight and if you win he will give you a lollipop. To get to the fighting ring you need to traverse through the power plant until you reach an unnatural looking dead end. If you pull on the tail of a pikachu statue found there, a door opens.
Green: Green is the team leader. His calculative and somewhat cold nature really fits the role of a mafia boss. The main base of Team Myth would be in Pallet Town, his hometown. It would be hidden under the lab. Green being the professor's assistant is able to keep it all a secret. The entrance would be hidden under the bookshelf the the right corner. The classic, you pull a book and there is a secret staircase behind the wall. The hideout is divided in 4 parts that have the floor color coded so you know who it belongs to. To get to Green you'd have to defeat all 3 of the other admins and get a special key. Once you have all 3 keys, you can enter his section of the hideout.
Blue: Blue is the admin under the Pokémon Tower. Her whole gimmick was being a con lady so of course she is running the biggest con. People think she comes to Pokémon Tower and donates money to it out of the goodness of her heart. In reality she manages the biggest fighting ring. Her fighting ring would have more rare pokemon from other regions, like Drapion or Alolan Marowak. To get to it you need to get to the last floor of the tower and push on a brick on the wall behind the two statues. There is a secret elevator that will take you to the fighting ring.
Yellow: Yellow is in charge of the Pokémon Mansion fighting ring. She managed to transform the place into a ”sanctuary” for pokemon. The first floor has pokemon in small natural habitats, the basement is the staffroom for the people that work there and the last two floors are off limits because they house the fighting ring. People donate pokemon to the sanctuary and Yellow brings the strongest ones to the fighting ring. To get to the fighting ring you need to go to the security guard at the entrance of the stairs and pay him 1000 pokedollars to let you in as well as a special invite.
Johto Dex Holders: Team Toxicus. They are in charge of illegal experiments. They capture pokemon from the wild/steal them/have them bred and use them for experiments. This ranges from harmless ”how does this pokemon react in this situation” to testing drugs on them. They would work closely with Team Myth and sell them pokemon with perfect IVs, EVs, specific natures and abilities. Their key locations are in easy to access places or in spots with a lot of pokemon like the Daycare on Route 34, Azalea Town and Goldenrod City. I called it Team Toxicus as a reference to their experiments.
Gold: Gold is an admin. Again, his personality doesn't really fit the leader persona to me. He owns the daycare on route 34 and the lab under it. Trainers leave their pokemon with him and he steals their egg. ”Yeah sorry, no egg this time. Your pokemon must really hate each other.” Then the eggs are taken to the lab where they are hatched, raised and send to experimentation. To enter the lab you need to get behind the counter and manually set the clock hands to 2:02. A secret trapdoor will open in the place where pokemon stay.
Crystal: Crystal is the boss. We all know that the Johtrio shares one braincell and Crystal has it 95% of the time. So she gets to be the boss. Unlike Team Myth, Team Toxicus doesn't have a ”main base”. The whole operation has 3 labs rotate pokemon between each other that are also designed like hideouts. Crystal's lab is in Violet City, next to Ilex Forest. Pokemon are captured from the forest and brought in the lab for experimentation. The lab is underneath the Poké Mart. To get in you ask the Poké Mart clerk for ”a golden pokeball” and he will take you to the back from where you can take a ladder down.
Silver: Silver is also an admin. Making papa Giovanni proud. Silver works closely with evil teams from other regions in order to obtain rare pokemon not normally found in Johto. His lab is in Goldenrod City because it's a port city and it has easy access to cargo ships. He buys/trades pokemon for ones found in other regions and takes them to the lab for experimentation. The lab is in the Magnet Train station. To get to it you need to go on the platform and search for a red tile. You take out the tile and jump into a hole that leads to the hideout.
Hoenn Dex Holders: Team Triad. They are pokemon traficants. They steal or buy pokemon from other teams and then sell them on the black market. ”You want that shiny Milotic for contests but Feebas is too hard to find? You want to be champion but breeding for perfect IVs is too much work for you? Want to defeat the battle frontier but don't want to train a new team of pokemon? Team Triad has you covered.” Team Triad has only one base, in Mauville City. It is under the closed Game Corner and to get to it you make a pokemon use Strength on one of the slot machines. It reveals a secret trapdoor underneath. I named it Team Triad for obvious reasons.
Ruby: Ruby is an admin. Team Triad is run by all 3 of its admins, so there is no boss. He is the one that works with teams from other regions to get pokemon. The hideout has three floors and Ruby has the first floor. His floor is very elegant and is specifically designed for business deals.
Sapphire: Sapphire is the one in charge of capturing pokemon so she rarely spends time at the hideout. She goes out a lot with the grunts to steal pokemon or capture them. She has the second floor, but since she is rarely at the hideout, its the least decorated.
Emerald: Emerald is the one that actually raises the pokemon and trains them. He receives newly hatched pokemon from Team Toxicus that he trains to their fullest potential. He has the last floor and its designed specifically to train pokemon. He grows berries in there, has soil from a pokemon's birthplace and a lot of training equipment.
Sinnoh Dex Holders: Team Relic. Sinnoh has a lot of history and rare relics lying around, so I decided they own a smuggling ring. They smuggle rare items like Master Balls, rare held items and relics that have a strong connection to legendary pokemon. The blue and red orb? The azure flute? Griseous orb? They have all of them. They sell these items on the black market to collectors and desperate trainers. This team also only has only one hideout but they also own a lot deposits across the region where the items are held. The hideout is in the Berlitz mansion for obvious reasons. Again I chose the name for obvious reasons.
Diamond and Pearl: They are a package deal. Both admins. They travel the regions under the disguise of being a comedy duo. They use this act in order to learn where they can find rare items that they can steal. They also work closely with the Unova team. When they aren't all over the region, they act as Platina's bodyguards.
Platina: She is the mastermind behind this whole thing. She uses the money received from the Grand Hotels all over the region to fund the whole operation. She transformed her mansion into a hideout and is the one that strikes most deals.
Unova Dex Holders: The region that actually what gave me the idea to write this, because one night I thought to myself ”White could totally use the money she makes from the BW Agency to make an evil team and take over the region if she wanted to”. As for the name of the evil team: BW Agency. You all saw that coming. The BW Agency uses the disguise of an acting agency to hide their illegal items manufacturing. They create Master Balls, rare items and forgeries. They are the team with the most bases, having them all over the region. The most important ones are in Virbank City, Nimbasa City, Castelia City and Accumula Town.
Black: Black is an admin and White's bodyguard. He joins White during business meeting and helps her with whatever he can. When he isn't with White he spends his time at his base in Castelia City training the grunts and their pokemon. The hideout is underneath the Battle Company and to get to it you need to take a secret elevator found under the statue in the lobby.
White: White is the boss for very obvious reasons. She runs both the acting and illegal manufacturing aspects of the agency. She works closely with Team Relic and is good friends with Platina. The main base is in Virbank City, underneath Pokéstar Studios. To get to the base you need to go inside the dressing room and move the biggest painting, behind it there is a tunnel that leads to the hideout.
Lack-Two: Lack-Two is an admin and a secret spy inside the International Police. He pretends to be an officer that spies on the BW Agency when in reality he is spying on the police. A double agent basically. His base is in Nimbasa City. The hideout is underneath the Musical Theater, to get in you need to tell the owner that ”Ms. White from the BW Agency sent me to retrieve the black Prop Case” and he will take you underneath the stage where there is a secret elevator.
Whi-Two: Whi-Two is also an admin. She is in charge of the team's pokemon. She makes sure that they are fed and in top condition in case something happens. Her base is the smallest of the main 4 and in Accumula Town under the Pokemon Center. To get to it you need to go behind Nurse Joy's healing machine, if you move it there is a secret passageway.
Kalos Dex Holders: Team Z. Lame name, ik but I'm kinda running out of ideas for team names. They also do experiments but on mega evolution, they are experimenting to see if you can force a pokemon to mega evolve permanently. The team is co-run by X and Y. They are pretty efficient as they divided the tasks fifty-fifty. They have 6 small bases, 2 of which are in Lumiose and 1 big one in Anistar, that is considered the main base. If you use dive near the Sundial you can reach the secret base that is underneath it.
X: X is in charge of training the grunts and their pokemon and supervises the progress of the lab experiments. He is also the one that test if an experiment was a success by trying to battle with the pokemon.
Y: Y is the one that brings new cargo to the hideouts as well as capturing pokemon that are capable of mega evolving. She works closely with the BW Agency since they provide her with Master Balls.
Alola Dex Holders: The Delivia Company. They are a delivery company that secretly researches a way to amplify moves using Z-Crystal and illegally sells rare pokemon from Kanto, like Kantonian Persian and Vulpix. They have at least 1 base on each of the islands. Their most important ones are in Aether Paradise and Malie City.
Sun: Sun is the boss. When he couldn't get Aether Paradise back by normal means, he decided to create an evil team with strong pokemon to get it back. He succeeded and transformed the island into the main hideout of his evil team.
Moon: Moon is an admin and manages the pokemon and 85% of paperwork. She is also one of the main researchers and spends a lot of time in the lab in Malie City. The lab is underneath Malie Library, to get in you need to rotate one of the small golden statues found on the railing at the bottom of the staircase. This will open a trap door in the floor that reveals more stairs going down.
#Pokemon Adventures#pokemon#Pokespe#pokemon manga#Trainer Red#Trainer Gold#Trainer Silver#trainer white#trainer blue#trainer yellow#trainer green#trainer crystal#Trainer Black#trainer ruby#Trainer Sapphire#trainer emerald#trainer platinum#Trainer Pearl#Trainer Diamond#trainer whi-two#trainer lack-two#trainer x#trainer y#trainer sun#Trainer Moon#au#pokespe au#evil team au#there is agencyshipping if you squint and tilt your head
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dearest admin may we have sappy friendship stuff with young blake and jessica? they both deserve happy endings
(included lynn because the three of them are a dream team and i want to Hold Them In My Arms)
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When they're separated from each other, everyone is kind of a model student, but when the three of them get together - oh boy. Chaos. It's like they have five braincells combined and all of that good Catholic upbringing disappears into thin air.
The teachers absolutely want to keep them separate but they, especially Jess, find ways to get together even when they're sitting on the opposite sides of the classroom.
Jessica likes to throw balled up pieces of paper at Lynn's head and stifles a laugh every time she jerks up and frowns at her. It eventually becomes a game of "who can inflict more violence upon the other by throwing small objects behind the teacher's back". Blake begs the girls to stop so they don't get in trouble.
"It's just a game, Blake. You wuss."
"It's not a game anymore when someone gets hurt."
"Nerd."
Lynn indeed got into trouble after launching an eraser at Jessica with her ruler and it happened to hit another child in the ear. Jessica and Lynn wouldn't shut up about her detention for a solid week or so.
"Kevin's a bitch, that eraser was so tiny."
"And they confiscated it."
"No way! Man, you lost your scented eraser! What a cruel fate."
She pulls little pranks on the teachers as revenge for taking her eraser. Jessica helps Lynn. And so does Blake, because he's loyal like that. They quite don't get to the hot sauce plan yet, but thumbtacks on the teacher's chair will suffice for now.
Little crackhead kids, all of them.
Jess is always dragging Blake around by his hands. Just roughhousing all the time. Trust falls are also common.
Even more common are failed trust falls and little bumps on the back of Blake's head.
Jessica lets Blake braid her hair after swim class. Lynn tried once and it didn't go too well. Lynn only knows how to do a ponytail, for some reason. Jess wants Blake to put those rickety butterfly clips into her hair but they keep sliding off because her hair is so straight and smooth.
Once, when the three of them were at the Langermanns', they broke into Blake's mom's makeup bag and messed around with it in Blake's room, drawing unibrows and staches with eyeliner and overlining their lips with that pinkish dark red that all moms have in their makeup bag. To complete their looks, Jess sprayed Mr. Langermann's cologne ("Wait, this isn't perfume?") all over them until their heads were aching from hysterical laughter and the pungent scent.
Sleepovers. Telling ghost stories and urban legends underneath a blanket that's draped over the pillow fort.
"And then, the hotel clerk came in to check the mattress and they sliced it open and there was a dead body in there!"
"Jess, that's so gross."
Blake and Jessica stay up late and watch old VHS tapes that they found in the Langermanns' attic. Old recordings of game shows and even older, fuzzier recordings of MacGyver.
Cutting up magazines, creating paper dolls out of empty-eyed supermodels and evangelical preachers and sitting in the cuttings, sharp edges scraping against Blake's skin as he watches Jessica flop the underwear model's limp, two-dimensional body around with a stupid grin.
The three of them have a summertime ritual where they buy popsicles from the corner store and everyone always gets the same ones. Blake gets cola, Jessica gets strawberry and Lynn gets blue raspberry. Then they watch the setting sun, laughing and singing, feet buried in the cool sandpit, until they all have to bike home from the playground - Lynn swears she can still taste the kicked-up dust and blue raspberry as she sends a "goodnite" to their chat and snuggles into bed. Tomorrow they'll do it all over again.
Walking home from school in the wintertime is a two-hour job, mostly because Blake and Jess always get into fierce snowball fights or slide and wrestle and dig around on piles of snow, not giving a damn about getting home before the dark.
When they get home, clothes all wet and cheeks all frostbitten but wearing wide grins, Blake's mom just sighs and offers to put all of the clothes in the dryer.
As their winter clothes are rattling inside the dryer, Blake and Jess sit on the living room floor in front of the radiator, with The Cranberries and Nirvana on the radio and empty bottles of chocolate milk strewn about. The two of them all dressed in tank tops and some spare robes, playing cards, homework neglected.
The snow whirls outside and Jessica slams down her cards, raises her hands in victory and grins as she wins her fourth round of the night.
"You're a cheat."
"I'm really not! You're just really bad."
"One more! You deal, Jess."
Everything is calm and good in the world and God is watching. For now.
#outlast 2#jessica gray#blake langermann#lynn langermann#i always get so sad when i think about jess let me go cry in the corner#outlast headcanons#outlast fanfiction
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I’ve been writing and i finally realized it’s long enough i should divide it up into two parts probably. so here’s a fic of Grian and Mumbo giving Grumbot and Jrumbot proper bodies. it’s got fluff and angst!
“You did what?!” Grian shouted, making Scar take a step back.
“Please, I assure you it was an accident.” He held his hands up defensively. “I didn’t think it would get all the way over there.”
“Of all the people to do it, it had to be you!” Grian grumbled as he pulled out his comm. “While I would like to talk about this more, it will have to wait until after Mumbo and I have dealt with this mess.”
“Do you want any help?”
Grian paused. At first he didn’t want to. Scar was the one that let a stray wither projectile or two hit the virtual reality box. But then again, it could help guilt Scar more into an IOU. “We’ll see. Better for you to come along just in case as backup.”
Grian looked back down at his comm to see Mumbo had responded. He shot back another message before flying over to the shopping district with Scar. When they approached the damaged building, Grian’s eyes widened. “Scar! You made it sound like it was just one wither attack!”
“Well, you see I tried fixing it, but it was getting dark, and the torches were put out and mobs started spawning and-”
Grian just groaned and landed on the roof, taking a peek inside. It didn’t seem like Grumbot was active, so maybe they had gotten lucky and he was in sleep mode the whole time. Once Mumbo arrived the three of them would fix the box and he wouldn’t even notice. “Okay Scar, how many blocks were you able to recover?” The mayor handed everything he saved to Grian. “Alright, obviously we lost some of it. Once Mumbo’s here, I’ll fly back to my mansion and grab more.”
“Wouldn’t the barge be closer?” Mumbo spoke as he landed nearby. “And you weren’t kidding when you said there was a problem here.”
“Yeah, but it looks like Grum’s in sleep mode. I’m sure if he was awake for any of it, he’d still be up in a panic.” Grian quickly explained before flying to his barge.
“Wait, Grian, you still have all the… blocks.” Scar tried to stop Grian before he was too far away, but had no luck. “Now I’m glad you mentioned the barge. He hopefully won’t be gone too long.”
Mumbo nodded, looking around and then spotting some blocks resting on the ground inside the box. “Well, there seems to be something left down there, so we can potentially use that.”
Scar looked over the edge and then shook his head. “I already broke the place with explosions. For all we know me going down there will make it worse.”
“Well if we don’t grab those now, it’ll take longer to just be sitting here waiting for Grian to come back. And waiting longer is going to make it worse, not you going down there.”
It took a bit more convincing, but Scar did eventually glide down with Mumbo. The two of them started gathering the materials all strewn about, starting to repair the box. Scar was the first to fill up his inventory, already having a large amount of items filling it. He pulled out some fireworks to fly back up and start repairs, but just as he started to rocket up, everything suddenly got brighter. Scar turned his head to see the screen of Grumbot’s face turning on, and since he was distracted by that, he flew right into the ceiling, crashing back down to the ground.
“Ohhh man, that’s not good.” Scar continued to look up at the robot, ignoring the fact that he was sitting at two hearts.
Grumbot looked down at Mumbo at Scar, seeming to still be waking up a bit as he looked a little unfocused. “What is- Oh hello.” Grumbot looked between Mumbo and Scar, now confused. “Why are you wearing a mayoral outfit and not Mumbo?” The two stood frozen, not sure what to say. “The only reason for that would be-” The robot cut himself off as the background of his screen became a red color. Mumbo barely had the chance to move as he dove at Scar, pushing the two of them out of the way from the large robotic fist that nearly crushed the mayor.
“Grumbot! What are you doing?!” Mumbo shouted up, but the robot didn’t answer, instead trying to grab Scar. As his hand moved, there was the sound of a firework and Grian dove in, landing on the arm and pushing it off balance.
“What did you two do while I was gone?” Grian asked before flying to dodge and then deflect another grab from Grumbot.
“We were just grabbing some stray supplies from down here when he woke up. He noticed my suit and just started attacking!” Scar managed to dodge being squished by a fist but wasn’t able to dodge the other hand that slapped him into a wall of the building, hard enough to kill him.
“Scar!” Grian yelled before turning his anger on Grumbot, who seemed to do the same, now beginning to attack the avian. Grian was able to dodge easily due to his flying skills and the fact that he no longer was trying to keep himself and Scar alive at the same time. “Mumbo! Do something! He’s not attacking you!”
On the ground, Grian’s words helped get Mumbo moving again after freezing from Scar’s death. He ran towards Grumbot, pick in hand to break through the monitor casing and get into the redstone circuitry. He broke in and pulled himself into the redstone, looking around for the safest way to cut power. At the same time he was trying to be careful to not break anything important. But it looked like he didn’t need to do that because it had already been done. Part of Grumbot’s casing was broken elsewhere and the redstone nearby was damaged. Getting closer, Mumbo could smell used gunpowder.
Finally Mumbo grabbed the redstone battery and carefully disconnected it. He could hear the mechanics that let Grumbot move power down and stop moving which let him sigh in relief. The redstoner climbed out the nearby creeper hole and dusted himself off, instead just spreading the red dust all over his suit.
Grian landed, panting a bit and letting his wings drag on the ground. “That was close. Good timing Mumbo.”
Mumbo nodded before going over to Grian. “How hurt are you? I’ve got extra carrots if you need them.”
“No, just probably strained myself keeping myself alive. I’ll probably need to use an elytra for the next day or so.”
“Oh, how horrible for you.” Mumbo replied sarcastically. “How will you even manage like the rest of us.”
Grian shoved Mumbo slightly before looking up at Grumbot. “Him attacking Scar I can understand, but why me?”
“When I was back there, it looked like the box wasn’t the only thing that got griefed by mobs.” Mumbo explained. “It’s nothing too horrible. Just a few wires that need replacing, clean up the mechanics. But nothing important was damaged.” Mumbo looked at Grian who was still staring up at Grumbot with a worried look on his face. “Grian, he’s fine.”
But the avian shook his head. “He’s not fine. He’s still stuck here. I don’t want it to be another closet.”
Mumbo put a hand on Grian’s shoulder, making him jump slightly. “Do you want to try talking to X again? Now that we’ve started going to those championship things, he might be more open to us worldhopping.”
“Yeah, that might work. But what if he says no? What if I just messed up again and- Ow!” Grian whipped his head around to look at Mumbo who was now holding a red feather in his hand. “What was that for?!”
“You were starting to spiral. Look, Xisuma’s protective of us, but think of it like this, shouldn’t he be protective of Grumbot too? He’ll have to let you go if you bring that up.”
Grian smiled a little. “I guess you’re right. Where’d that extra braincell come from?”
Mumbo scoffed. “I’ll have you know that since Grumbot is a redstone machine my two braincells are enough for this.”
Grian poked his head from around the door frame to look at Xisuma. “Hey X, are you free right now?”
The admin turned around from what he was doing to look at Grian. “What’s wrong Grian, you look nervous about something.”
“Yeah, um. Remember how back when the elections wrapped up and I wanted to go off world for a little bit?”
“Are you asking that again? Grian, I know I’m sure it will be fine but-”
Grian cut Xisuma off. “No, X I know you get worried about us, but you let us go to MCC when it rolls around and the others have gone around here and there.”
“I know Grian, but those are still controlled situations that go to safe environments. What you’re requesting would take you to who knows where.” Xisuma pulled a chair over and sat down. “My priority is keeping all of you safe, so I can’t let you leave.”
Grian ruffled his feathers. “You know I could just go without your permission.”
Xisuma nodded. “But you won’t.”
“I will this time.” Grian replied, making Xisuma pause from how serious the avian sounded. “I’ll take Mumbo with me too and we won’t come back.”
“Grian, the whole reason you joined us is because you wanted a safe place to live. Hermitcraft is one of the safest places out there if not the safest. Why would you just want to leave now?”
Grian crossed his arms. “Well, we want to come back, but we need something that we can’t get here. It’s important.”
“You said in the past that you needed microblocks and non-euclidian portals. You never would tell me why.” Xisuma leaned forward, hoping he could finally get an answer from the builder.
“Remember Grumbot? I know you interviewed him when the elections were happening.”
The admin nodded. “And he had a breakdown after Mumbo lost so you put him in a box.” X paused as the gears in his brain turned. “You came to me between his breakdown and building the box.”
“Yeah.” Grian nodded, looking off to the side a little. “Mumbo’s amazing with redstone and I’m great at building, but there are still problems with getting Grumbot working and actually be able to build him safely. Mumbo said that if we could add more circuits or something it would have helped Grum, but we didn’t have room and you said no.”
Xisuma sighed. “Grian, why didn’t you tell me that in the first place? You just going off all willy nilly is one thing, but for something like this… Of course you can go. I mean, I’ll want constant contact from you three.”
“Three?”
Xisuma pulled up admin panels from thin air. Grian watched, having a little trouble reading the backwards text, but his eyes widened as he realized what exactly the admin was doing just before a communicator materialized in X’s lap. “I’m sure this can be connected to Grumbot directly.”
Grian nodded and took the communicator, starting to smile. “Thank’s X.” He started to walk off, but then paused to turn around with his smile turning to a smirk. “I can’t wait to tell Grumbot all about his grandpa X.”
Before Xisuma could say anything, Grian was running off. The admin slumped in his seat and sighed. “Why do I feel like I’m going to regret this?”
Grian stood on the roof of the box, looking down at Grumbot’s former body. Mumbo had said everything had been packed up and carefully placed in a shulker box, but the builder still worried, especially since Mumbo was late. If everything was already packed up, why wasn’t he here?
Grian’s feathers ruffled again, he had lost count how many times he had worked himself up over the past hour. Obviously it was too many because that time it felt painful. The avian ended up sitting down and starting to preen his wings, the ruffled feathers being all over the place. While fixing the feathers, he was half aware of their colors shifting as he looked into the world they would be going to. It seemed empty, so they wouldn’t have any trouble. And even if they did, they likely wouldn’t be bad enough to deal with a Watcher.
Grian was pulled out of his thoughts by a shout. He looked and saw Mumbo gliding towards him before landing on the roof. “What took you so long?”
“Had something else I needed to pick up. It was supposed to be simple, but then I started thinking about what we’ll be doing and, well next thing I know I’m late.”
“I’ll ignore that just this once.” Grian joked as he stood up. “We’ll be getting there at night time at this point, so we’ll have to deal with mobs.”
“Oh joy.” Mumbo sighed, putting his armor on and making sure his shulker box… boxes? Were secure.
“The second box what caused you to be late?” Grian asked, getting a nod from Mumbo. “Okay then, well let’s not take any longer.” The two watched as a portal of bedrock and obsidian formed in front of them. It appeared block by block and then finally lit itself at which point Grian held his hand. “Oof, haven’t done that in a while.”
“Well I’m going to be doing most of the work, so don’t you worry.” Mumbo patted Grian’s back before the two of them walked through.
It took a while, but Grian set up a house for him and Mumbo to stay in during the nights. After that they needed to do a bit of resource gathering. Grian expected they would need at least some new tools for the things unique to this world, but they also needed more redstone and building supplies after Mumbo showed Grian what had delayed him.
“I didn’t think we even gave him any circuits. I mean he didn’t even have a proper redstone door if I recall correctly.”
“Well, I may have added a little bit here and there. It didn’t feel right to keep him as just a shop, but he wasn’t as sentient as Grumbot.” Mumbo explained, finally putting down the shulker box labeled with Jrumbot’s name.
Grian sighed, but he saw Mumbo’s logic. “Well, I guess he was meant to be Grumbot’s little brother. But we’re going to build him second.”
“Well, we do have more prepared for Grum than Jrum.” Mumbo conceded. “Now, what all are we after?”
“We can get the tools for building everything easily enough, but the main problem is actually putting it all together on a small scale. We’re going to need lots of obsidian of both types and dyes.”
Mumbo paused. “Really? Dyes?”
Grian shrugged. “Yeah. There’s also a new type of ore which gives us a kind of crystal and that’ll bring everything together.”
“Right, well I guess we should start gathering supplies.” Mumbo pulled out his pickaxe and then looked around. “Let’s see if we can’t find a cave nearby.”
Grian pulled out a diamond and did some crafting to make a chisel. “While you do that, I’ll work on putting together bodies. I may have done it before, but it’s still not exactly the easiest thing to do, especially since I need to actually get things the right size.”
Mumbo nodded and wished Grian luck before running off to find a cave. Slowly he filled his inventory up with obsidian and crystals and even more redstone. By the time he returned back to the base to make a nether portal closer to home, Grian had piles of tiny blocks all around him. “You’ve been busy.”
The builder paused his work to look over at Mumbo. “Looks like you have been too. How much do you have?”
Mumbo showed off what he gathered before making a portal. “It took forever to mine the obsidian up, but everything else was simple, now I just need to trade for crying obsidian and collect more quartz.”
Grian paused, looking back and forth between Mumbo and what he had gathered. “Quick question. What gold will you be trading with?”
The redstoner almost spoke before he realized what Grian had. “Oh I’m such a spoon. I guess that means more mining for me.”
Mumbo grumbled somewhat as he walked back off to his mining area, leaving Grian alone with his tiny blocks. The builder sighed and shook his cramping hands out and set his tools down. His next more was to grab some wool and craft up a bag which was quickly filled up with a variety of bit blocks. It took some fiddling, but eventually Grian was happy with the bag and started to slowly create Grumbot’s body.
Even with the scale much smaller, Grian still found himself having trouble. He wasn’t sure how big or how small to make everything. Sure the redstone could get even smaller than this with those special portals that Mumbo was working on, but he was aware that getting too small could be risky. Grian ended up just staring at a half finished head before he realized what exactly he could do. With the original model, they only really had the head to work with, but now they could also fit redstone circuits in the rest of the body. Sure some of that would be taken up by whatever they would use to help Grumbot move around, but Grian has seen Mumbo’s work and knew there was no way that would take up all the extra space they had.
By the time Mumbo returned again, Grian had fully planned out Grumbot’s body and was now building it up. He took a break to let the redstoner give his critiques before he went off to the nether. Grian made a few tweaks to the design based on the comments he was given, but it was still going well.
The avian was glad he took a break at just the time he did as in the nether, Mumbo had gotten into quite the pickle and ended up dying, leaving him surprised when he spawned back at the house with all his gear. Even though he was upset, Grian couldn’t help but be doubled over with laughter.
“Grian! This isn’t funny!”
“Oh it’s definitely funny. You should have seen the look on your face!”
“I thought I lost the shulker boxes!”
“I forced you to put them down before you even went mining you spoon. I expected you to fall in lava down there.”
“I’m glad you’re so trusting of my skills.” Mumbo rolled his eyes.
“Hey, not my fault the world doesn’t trust you either.” Grian said before devolving into pure laughter again. Mumbo huffed, but even he could see what was so funny about the situation and ended up smiling along. From there, the two of them both took a break to talk things out and see how far along they were. They also used that time to give Xisuma some updates, which based on the messages they got back, was greatly appreciated.
Mumbo sighed as he did his best to keep his balance while Grian stared at him. “Grian can you please just take me over to Grumbot?”
“But you’re just so small!” Grian cooed, patting Mumbo’s head with a finger. The movement left the redstoner trying to stay standing in Grian’s palm.
“Yes, and I would like to stop being small as soon as possible, but I need to put Grumbot circuits together first.”
Grian pouted, but then carried Mumbo over to the robot body and placed him on top. “Once you’re inside, it’ll seem just like you’re normal sized in something that’s really big, like your base. You don’t need to light things up since mobs won’t spawn, but you may still want to use your torches to see where you’re going. If you need more building blocks, just shoot me a message.”
Mumbo nodded then pulled out the chisel he had been given. It was a little odd to hold as it hadn’t quite gone through the same shrinking process he did, but it worked well enough. And while it was on the bigger side, his redstone was all on the smaller side. It ended up making the redstone work take longer than usual as he had trouble seeing everything he was doing and getting into certain nooks and crannies was a chore. The easiest part had been getting all the machinery for the movement working because once you built a moving village in a standard world, making joints was simple with extra tools.
He wasn’t entirely sure how long he had been at it when the shulker box was finally empty, but Mumbo knew for certain he felt exhausted. He had checked over all the redstone so many times he had lost count. Sure, he and Grian could simply turn Grumbot on and see if it worked or not, but they wouldn’t be able to see what was broken unless Mumbo was in the circuits and there were enough moving parts there could be the chance of being crushed. At the same time, he also didn’t want Grumbot to wake back up and freak out from any redstone problems.
The redstoner wanted to keep going, but there was a loud thudding noise which made his head ring a little. “Mumbo, how’s it going? It’s been way too long and I doubt you’ve slept.”
Recovering from the loud noise that was presumably Grian knocking on the metal to get his attention, Mumbo yelled back. “It seems it’s all good to go, but I’m a bit nervous to actually turn it all on!” And then he found his way out a small hatch near where the neck and body connected. “I’ll sit here while you turn things on! Hopefully if there is a problem I can see it from here!”
Mumbo watched as Grian turned Grumbot on and then the two of them waited on bated breath, but as the seconds dragged on, nothing happened. “I guess that didn’t go as hoped.” Grian looked down at Mumbo who was currently peering down into all the redstone.
“This doesn’t make sense. Something not working correctly would be expected, but nothing working at all? I should at least be seeing some light from the redstone working but there’s not- GRIAN!” Mumbo nearly fell over. In trying to figure out what to do he had started mumbling to himself. Being so small it was hard to hear so Grian leaned in closer to hear better. When Mumbo finally looked towards Grian, he didn’t expect him to be standing so close, amplified by the current size discrepancy.
“Do you think I could have a look?” Grian asked in a hushed tone, trying not to scare Mumbo any more. “I know I’m pants with redstone, but I’ve had experience building robots. Sure they don’t come out right all the time, but at least they turn on.”
Mumbo glared at Grian for the slight jab at him before sighing. “Alright, let’s get me back to normal and then get you in there.”
The two of them eventually figured out the problem. The size of all the redstone caused some issues. Nothing that made them have to start building from the ground up thankfully, but some changes needed to be made. A battery made out of redstone blocks, quartz, a few diamonds, and a whole lot of hope was placed in Grumbot. They had made a few versions and tested them and found that while it seemed to work, it would need to be charged after a bit. Fortunately it seemed to last days on it’s own with one charge and while it lasted shorter while actually being used for something, it still worked well.
“But maybe we could make it last longer?” Mumbo said as he started working on a new design as Grian was flopped on his shoulder.
“Mumbooooo! We should have gone to bed hours ago. We’ll just make it worse if we work when we’re tired. Besides, it’ll work perfectly for him just charging at bedtime.”
“But it could wear out over time if it gets over charged.” Mumbo started to complain, but he was silenced by Grian starting to drag him away.
“No, we are sleeping and that is it! We don’t need any more batteries.”
“Wait Grian!” The redstone pulled away. “Let’s do one last thing before going to bed.” He tried to ignore the deadly glare from the sleep deprived builder. “Let’s turn him on.”
Immediately Grian looked much more awake. “Wait are you serious?!”
“We’ve looked over all the redstone a million times and tested the battery to its limits and even have a charger prepared. If it doesn’t work, we go to sleep and can fix it when we’re well rested. And if it does, then he’ll spend the night with us.”
Grian looked a little unsure, but ultimately agreed. He was given the honors and hit the power button, stepping back to Mumbo’s side as the two of them watched hopefully as the monitor of Grumbot’s face lit up. Their breaths were held as a loading bar appeared on the screen, slowly creeping across until it finally disappeared, and the familiar face replaced it.
“Grumbot?” Mumbo spoke up hesitantly, watching as the robot turned to look back at him. For a while there was no answer, making Grian start to fidget nervously. But finally Grumbot looked away from Mumbo and looked down at himself and then around at the place they were in. Mumbo almost spoke again, but then Grumbot beat him to it.
“Is this real? Have I gained an ability to dream? Or have I been dismantled and somehow reached an afterlife?”
Immediately Grian was at Grumbot’s side. “No no no no no! None of that! I mean yes it’s real. You’re not dreaming and you are completely one hundred percent not dead.”
Grumbot looked down again, moving his hands. “I see. Why did you rebuild me? Is there another election coming up?”
“No. No elections. Uh.” Mumbo rubbed the back of his head, trying to find some way to explain what was going on. “Well, you see…”
“Mumbo, can we talk about this in the morning?” Grian spoke up before he could say anything the two of them might regret. “He’s working and it is extremely late. I want to sleep and I want to do it now!”
“I am okay with that.” Grumbot spoke up. “While I am confused and would like to know what is going on, you two do look tired.”
“See, he agrees!” Grian smiled. “Now let’s craft another bed so we definitely have enough room and go to sleep.” And before Mumbo could say anything more, Grian was dragging him and Grumbot to the house.
It was slightly concerning when Grian broke the door to the closet when grabbing his pajamas to change into, but Mumbo figured that could also wait until morning. Especially after he saw Grian pull Grumbot into bed to cuddle with and almost immediately fall asleep. The redstoner soon joined the two of them but didn’t feel quite as tired. “If you want, you can ask a few small questions before bed.”
Grumbot looked up at Mumbo before looking at the bedsheets. “Am I even able to sleep?”
“Well, you should have something of a sleep mode. I’m not sure how well it will function, but you should be able to activate it.”
There was quiet before Grum nodded. “I think I can figure that out. Legs on the other hand…”
“I guess those are pretty new to you. We can help you tomorrow and carry you if need be.”
“Why now?”
“What do you mean?”
“You haven’t really been visiting all that often. It makes sense since there’s no election or anything, but if there’s still none then why-”
Mumbo gestured for Grumbot to pause. “It seems you don’t really remember it, but you got damaged. Grian and I actually wanted to do this months ago, but we didn’t have the chance until now.”
He could see as Grumbot seemed to look around, putting some pieces together. “I… I almost killed Dad. I started attacking him out of nowhere. I could have-”
“But you didn’t Grum, and I’m sure Grian doesn’t blame you. If he did, he wouldn’t have built you your current body.”
Grumbot seemed to accept that, staying quiet until he pulled himself under the covers more, lying down. “Goodnight Dad.”
“Goodnight Grum.”
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Things I Recommend:
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PODCASTS
BomBARDed
BomBARDed is a musically-driven Dungeons & Dragons podcast that follows the adventures of three bards, as played by Dallas/Fort Worth band, Lindby. Musical mayhem, mischief, and a randomly generated song in every episode!
Family friendly musical fantasy adventure, with albums of all songs produced available to listen! Three chaotic students try (?) to be helpful and save people along the way. Found on Spotify, or wherever else you get your podcasts. If you like wacky adventures, music, D&D, jokes, and surprising emotional investment, maybe try this?
The Wiki | Website (You can listen here) |
Encounter Party
Five Ravnican citizens, each from different guilds, have their lives turn upside down when they find a mysterious artifact; a perfect metal orb. Though its properties are a mystery, it’s somehow connected to a strange infection spreading throughout the city. Black tendrils of corruption are making people lose their minds, or perhaps giving them new ones.
It’s a race against a clock they cannot see with certain doom if they fail, and all out guild war if they succeed. Prepare for a literal mind bending adventure of intrigue, mystery, and scientific mayhem! All this and more in Campaign #1 of Encounter Party!
Adult rating. I have literally listened to Campaign 1 like five times. Listen on Spotify, Google, Apple, or Stitcher. in the world of Magic the Gathering (which I have no idea about), but I loved it anyway. I am so emotionally invested. They’re all voice actors, and it focus’ a lot on character and plot, and the tension and adventure is SO GOOD -
Website
YouTube
Drawfee
Welcome to Drawfee! Please enjoy this lil' shareable snippet of the magic we make on our special internet program. Show it to your friends! Show it to your family! Show it to your greatest enemy! We love you and we're sorry!
Four artists take your dumb ideas and make even dumber drawings. Some of the ideas are phenomenally stupid. They have so much content, I’ve been watching their stuff just as background noise for a year and still haven’t run out. Podcast-style conversation, consistent uploads, and honestly sometimes hilarious.
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Hermitcraft
Minecraft SMP with like so many members, there’s surely one you might like. Family friendly, and generally chill. Many highly skilled builders and redstoners and whatever else exist here. Each season is independent of the others, where they do a server reset and go all over again (so you don’t have to start from S1). Usually, you can just jump in whenever, but S8 has been REALLY WIERD, so it’s more fun to start from Ep1.
Top recommendations for getting started are:
Mumbo Jumbo (very fast, very wild, two braincells in a hadron collider) | Grian (accessible, fantastic laugh, wonderful builds)
Love redstone and technical stuff?
DocM77 (engineering madness, deep beautiful german voice, dad man) | ZedaphPlays (mad scientist {affectionate}, so creative)
Love Building pretty things?
Bdouble0100 (texture master, literal Minecraft Glare, fantastic intonation, he funny) | GoodTimesWithScar (master of artistry and building and landscaping
Personal Recs:
XisumaVoid (v chill, Admin, helpful, currently doing an RP where he’s possessed by an evil version of him to create an evil empire and cryptocurrency?? but usually rly chill) | Iskall85 (the greatest Swede, beautiful laugh pretty builds) | Welsknight (real cosy country chill vibes, uploads diverse content)
Books
Rangers Apprentice
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Brandon Sanderson (Author)
| Mistborn | The Stormlight Archive | Steelheart (Reckoners Book1) | Alcatraz | Elantris
FanFics
Hermitcraft
I can be the one you call by mayflowers07 https://archiveofourown.org/series/2051148
Cause We Are Whole by 00FFFF https://archiveofourown.org/works/26516443
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NCT Dream (+ Shotaro and Sungchan) as types of Among Us players
this is all based on my friends and I whenever we play Among Us... it is a mess but absolutely hilarious! Hope you enjoy! :)
Mark: the yellow character, uses some type of nickname that no one actually calls him

Is never saying much, but is especially quiet when he is an impostor
Actually a really good impostor
Wins 8/10 times
Very risky killer thoguh, he has BALLS
Always has an alibi somehow
But don‘t sus him please - as soon as he opens his mouth and is put under pressure.... everyone knows its him
“Guuuuuys, I swear. It wasn‘t me! Oh come ooooon. I was in admin! Oh.... you were in admin too? Bro, I didn‘t see you though. Guys, I don‘t wanna sus anyone, but he might be it.... Guys, guys, listen! I was-, hey! Guys! OKAY! I AM THE IMPOSTOR, I ADMIT! JUST KILL ME ALREADY!“
Renjun: most probably the black character, uses a cute nickname and puts cute accessories on his character

yes, yellow (aka Mark) is a great impostor
BUT Renjun is THE best
his character looks so innocent with the cute lil name and the christmas lights
But don‘t let it fool you
ALWAYS has an alibi as well
And even when you sus him - he has the best arguments as to why you should believe he is actually innocent (he never is) and always manages to make someone else look sus, so he‘s off the hook (not that you sus him to begin with)
Usually is the impostor 5 times in a row
Wins 9/10 times
“Can I just say something? Chenle has been really weird this whole game. I think he even closed the doors on me when we were in electrical but he didn‘t dare kill me cause someone was in front of the door... why are you getting so defensive? I just said it was kinda sus, not that I actually think you’re the impostor... your behavior is very off man... bro, I was with Jeno this whole time! yeah, let‘s vote for Chenle, just to be save.“
Jeno: changes his character‘s color all the time but usually it‘s either dark or lime green, uses his last name and puts fancy suits on his character

Literally the best person to play Among Us with
He is so chill and laid back and let‘s you actually talk (some people just outscream each other and I find that annoying)
Also an amazing impostor
He is just so nice and kind, you would never sus him
“Don‘t worry Haechan, I can confirm that you are innocent! I saw him doing tasks, guys. It can‘t be him.“ (well yeah, cause it‘s you Mr. Lee)
Due to this, no one would ever sus him
Kills usually the same people at the same spot (apparently not even on purpose) and that‘s actually why the others sus him
Wins 9.5/10 times
“Okay, only us three left... we really have to think this through. Chenle, why are you trying to proof your innocence so hard when we haven‘t even said anything? Ugh, I don‘t even wanna vote anyone, I really don‘t know who it could be. To the impostor, you did a great job! I‘m honestly shocked by how well played this was. Oh? We voting Chenle? Okay!“
Haechan: the dark blue character, uses a „cool“ made up rap name and suits to look even cooler

He is LOUD
And he has literally no mercy
Do not sus him or else you will lose your hearing
He outscreams everyone
Kills infront of someone else and acts as if the other person (usually Jaemin) has killed Jisung
Literally self-reports but due to Jaemin not being able to get a word in, EVERYONE believes him
But although he is doing quite well most of the time, the others see the pattern in his impostor tactics and stop believing him at one point
Wins 5/10 times
“I SWEAR IT WASN‘T ME!!! IT WAS JAEMIN; I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES!!! You know what guys, fuck you. You are unbelievebale, you are all gonna lose now! Thanks for nothing.“ *mutes his mic*
Jaemin: he chooses the colors pink or purple, goes by his actual name and uses either a cool cap or flowers for accessoires

He is alwas the one the others sus, just becasue
They don‘t even have reasons but apparently he is always acting hella sus
Which frustrates him, because they only sus him when he is a crewmate, never when he is the actual impostor (which is hilarious)
He is genuinely doing tasks and trying to defend people he deemed innocent but still, he is always the one getting accused of the killing
When he is impostor, he usually doesn’t even kill people cause he is so nervous and afraid hahaha
So the crewmates know, when there isn‘t a single kill after 5 minutes, it is probably Jaemin
But when he is on a killing spree, he is actually quite good - 100% better than Haechan
Wins 7/10 times
“Guys, why would it be me? I was just with Shotaro and Jeno the whole time! I didn‘t kill either of them!!! GUYS I AM NOT THE IMPOSTOR I SWEAR TO GOD!!!! If I would be the impostor you would know cause no one ever dies! Omg, are you for real??? Guys I AM INNOCENT!!! YOU ARE KILLING THE WRONG ONE!!“ *gets voted off while being an innocent crewmate*
Chenle: the white character, uses a weird name and also dresses up in cool suits

Boy is always sus
Probably because he constantly is the impostor
He also kills very fast
The game just started and there‘s already a reported body
So that‘s what makes him sus immediately - he kills 5 seconds into the game
But he is good at talking himself out of it - people still sus him though
He is making stupid mistakes though; “Jisung, let‘s stick together!“ and suddenly Jisung is dead
Usually plays 2-3 rounds as an impostor before people know for sure it‘s him
Wins 6.5/10 times
“Noooo? It isn‘t me wtf? Are you guys drunk? WELL I PERSONALLY THINK IT‘S SUNGCHAN! Every other opinion is INVALID!! I haven‘t seen him this WHOLE game! Shut up Sungchan, that‘s what an impostor would say as well. Yes guys! TRUST ME!!! Bye Sungchannie!“
Jisung: the red character, uses a weird name he came up with that has nothing to do with his actual name, also wears suits cause Chenle wants to match #chenji

He never is impostor
He wants nothing more than to be the impostor once
When he suddenly gets chosen to be the impostor - he gets voted off immediately
But not because he is bad - his impostor teammate is the reason
Imagine; lights go out, his impostor mate kills one person directly infront of the electrical, infront of jisung and runs away... suddenly lights turn on and jisung stands infront of the dead body
People immediately vote him off, no questions asked
Wins 3/10 times
“I know it looks so bad, but I swear it wasn‘t me! Renjun got killed infront of me, I didn‘t even have time to report him yet! Guys, seriously, it was NOT me!!!“ but due to Chenle (most probably the other impostor) throwing accusations at him, he doesn‘t even get to say much
Shotaro: the orange character, goes by a nickname and usually chooses the egg for accessories

Is not that experienced with the game
so let‘s say, he plays for the firs time with the boys
He is the impostor for the first 4 rounds - he is completely overwhelmed
Never gets suspected cause “he just started playing this game - no way he is impostor and gets away with it so easily“
Whenever people sus him he plays the “i don‘t know how this works“ card - and the others believe him
The boys are SHOOK when they see he was the actual impostor
Wins 11/10 times - his cuteness and innocence make him win every time
“I was in that one room, I don‘t know what it‘s called....“, “I have a question; why are these alarms going off? Huh? Impostors can sabotage? How is that possible??? Oh okay, wow. Good to know. I hope i can remember this when I am the impostor then!“
Sungchan: the brown character, shares the same braincell as Chenle and chooses a weird name haha, is the only one who has a pet

He is the only one that thinks logically
Doesn‘t sus people without having his reasons (even when he is impostor)
Plays very well, sticks with his partner most of the time - double kills occure often with him being impostor
Him and Jaemin are actually a very good team
Although they stick together a lot, they also try to get alibis from other players
Win 10.5/10 times (sometimes he does mess up)
“No guys, I can confirm that Jisung is not the impostor, let that guy live for once! Haechan on the other hand apparently finished the ‚Simon says‘ task in less than a minute, which i find very weird as it takes longer than that.“ *cue Haechan‘s screaming*
#nct 2020#nct dream#mark#renjun#jeno#haechan#jaemin#chenle#jisung#shotaro#sungchan#among us#nct scenarios#kpop#nct
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What Dating Jisoo Would Be Like: Cute Pink Edition (F)
Once upon a time, two weirdos met & fell in love.
The end.
No, but really, that’s the story of how you met.
She was out and about doing some shopping with an adorably sleepy Jennie in tow and happened to pop into a cute little kitschy shop.
Surprise, surprise! She immediately loved everything she saw.
And I do mean everything.
She made the weirdest yet cutest little squeaks, squeals, and “squee’s” at all the little chackis and cards and things.
Jennie was used to it and, like a good friend (unlike a certain somebody, but we’ll get to that), actually encouraged her to keep cooing by pointing out things to her.
You were an aisle over, making the same exact noises.
Your friend, who loves you dearly but hated shopping with you because you make these noises EVERY. SINGLE. TIME, elbowed you because she thought you were being too loud.
Of course, that made you yelp in surprise and you jerked back away from your clearly psychotic friend as you clutched your side but oH NO—
You accidentally collided bumped into someone behind you.
You spun around, ten thousand exclamations of “I AM SO SORRY!!!!!” ready to fly out of your mouth when your eyes landed on her.
Breathing?
What’s that?
Composure?
You don’t know her.
Sanity?
Never knew that, never experienced that—
All you knew was she was easily the C U T E S T thing you had EVER seen!!!!
And wouldn’t you know it...
She felt the exact same way.
Her doe eyes blinked once, twice, thrice as her brain slowly began to function again and then her heart-shaped lips stretched wide into a dazzling grin.
And then, the angel spoke to you—
“You’re really cute!”
[[intense gay panic]]
SHE JUST CALLED YOU CUTE!!!!!!!!
REALLY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!
AKSDKWOAJFKELKALQIPCZKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thankfully, your friend still had fully functional braincells and had the brilliant idea to elbow you AYE-GAIN.
This time, though, it was softer (it still hurt tho) and it kickstarted your own brain cells into working.
You meant to stammer out a “thank you,” you really did.
But that’s not what came out of your lips.
Oh, no.
“Not as cute you,” you boldly returned.
Color you, your friend, Jennie, and Jisoo SHOOK!!!
But shout out to you and that strange bolt of confidence because it landed you an invitation to join her shopping for the rest of the day.
Of course you accepted.
And by the way Jennie and your friend were making eyes at each other, you knew it was gonna be a lovely day.
And it absolutely was.
So lovely in fact that y’all explored every. single. stall. in the marketplace.
By the end of it, you had a pretty decent dent in your account (oops) but her number and the promise to go out again soon.
Really soon.
Like the next afternoon.
And the morning after that.
And the night after that.
And the entire day following that.
And so on and so forth until you were even granted an ID badge that allowed you entry to YG.
The first ever of its kind and all because dear sweet, precious, quirky, all-around adorable Kim Jisoo raised 17 hells day in & day out until the CEO caved just to get her to cease her well-structured & highly thorough powerpoint presentations about the boosting of talent morale if they were allowed more time to see their loved ones and how the company’s financial margins would thus increase since happy talent means more productive talent and what company didn’t want more money, hmmm??????????
An intellectual, truly.
Which was one of the many reasons you loved her so much.
Said list includes:
The way her eyes curve when she smiles
The way she huffs in frustration
The way her hair looks like the most luxurious birds nest when she first wakes up
The way she pouts when Rosé won’t share her snacks
The fact she hid a banana in a shirt on live broadcast
The one time she laughed so hard that some of her smoothie squirted out of her nose
The fact she laughed even harder at that
The way she always seems to know exactly what’s going on with everyone in her life even when she barely has time to focus on herself
The way she never ever takes herself too seriously despite the stresses of her life
The dedication and commitment she has to seeing you EVERY. SINGLE. DAY, whether in person or over face time or through snapchat (most days, it’s a combo of all three)
She’s just such a sweetheart and to think you were blessed enough to be the person she decided to give her heart to
Amazing.
Truly.
So you better cherish her as dearly as she does you, cuz if not....
Well...let’s just say, the girls have many connections, none of which they are afraid to use....and they’ll make your life a living a hell....
But you shouldn’t worry!
Cuz they adore you as much as they do Jisoo because they see just how perfectly matched you two are~
And they would never wanna use said connections cuz it’d mean that true love is actually dead
But you know something?
They don’t even have to worry cuz as long as there are stars in the sky, your heart will only beat for Kim Jisoo
And she feels the exact same way about you.
With the very valid exception of her precious son Dalgom
But you two tie for first in her heart so the statement still kinda stands
Now please
Stop ignoring your girlfriend so she can stop shushing me so y’all can finish watching the latest installment of that hella obscure show on Netflix that is so terrible, it’s amazing
Her death glare is INTENSE okay so yes i’mma little scared rn, I mean look at her!!!
—Admin Lily
#blackpink#blackpink jisoo#blackpink imagines#blackpink kim jisoo#blackpink jisoo imagine#bp jisoo#admin lily
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4 , 9 , 17 , 22 !
four: who is your most-used fc?
of the characters that i’ve played in the last... half a year to a year, i’d say there’s a pretty good mix, i don’t tend to favour one fc over the others... but long-term it’s definitely yoongi.
nine: tell me about your favorite group you ever joined
so this wasn’t on tumblr because a solid 9/10 of rps ive been in on tumblr have died way too fast for me to get attached, but there was one rp i was in in like... 2018? where i had a few rlly iconic plots including a one-sided rivalry to lovers, we-like-each-other-but-hes-always-in-another-country-and-also-im-a-coward (which lasted across like 5 diff groups and also was angsty but had moments of meme-y-ness such as how one of them woke the other up at like 3am when they were teens for an ‘emergency’ which was actually abt manga), the ‘babies’ (they were all like. 17-18. and bullied each other about crushes constantly), the ‘seize the means of production’ gang (dont ask it was so ridiculous sjgkshdk), the twelve idiots who spoke about three languages each and had equally many braincells between them (and one of them keeps harassing the rest with images of terrifying australian bugs). sometimes i go back and read through the threads just for fun bc i miss it that much.
edit: icb i forgot the star-trek-but-not-because-i-literally-had-no-knowledge-of-it-at-the-time group with the duct tape cult that one was also excellent
seventeen: name an fc you wish people used more
like,,, all of victon,,, why r there no gif icons of sejun from the last two years,,, i thought the rpc liked pretty people,,,
twenty-two: do you have any rp horror stories you’d be willing to share?
i have a very small handful but there is one that stuck with me for a long long time and that i’m still bitter about.
so on the site where my favourite rp occurred, my least favourite also occurred. i don’t recall when it was, but i think it was like, 2017? maybe 2016. and it was a high school rp, because of course it was, the plot was something like there r the regular kids and then also the delinquent kids who r there because no regular school will take them iirc, and it started off pretty good — i had characters i liked, plots i enjoyed, and i was helping to admin the rp — running the character & fc masterlists, things like that. and then the main admin dipped. so i was essentially running this thing on my own for about two weeks. and it was going great. and then she came back, and it all went to hell. because she appointed a few extra admins — and on this site that comes with actual privileges of moderation. and one of them i was cool with — she was a friend (at the time, bc the conglomeration of rpers who knew each other that joined that rp split apart in like... 2018? over some nazi apologist or not respecting people’s triggers). the second one, though, i didn’t know and she wasn’t officially appointed as a moderator? and she was going around changing things up and like. she had permission to from the main admin, which is fine! but the main admin didnt bother to like. tell me, the person who had been running the rp for the last nearly three weeks, that this person had the authority to do that. because ‘oh we’re childhood friends’. but then things settled down again, and everything was going well,,, until these two (the main admin & her buddy) thought it’d be fun to enact a plot along the lines of ‘these two people really hate each other, how about one of them shoots the other’ which got the group flagged by the site as 18+ bc fucking yikes and i was like. 15? small anyway. so naturally the website was like ‘no this group is adults-only u cant see it’ so i had to change my age on my profile to be able to actually see the group,, brought this up to the main admin she was just like ‘oh sorry lmao i cant do anything abt it’. so i got the fuck out of there after the other admins started getting on my case about not doing anything for like. a week. because like. i had put so much work into that group - formatting masterlist posts in html, generally running things (accepting characters, updating pages, etc). and i wasnt being acknowledged or respected at all. so yeah, bye.
another time she was running another group and me n one of my friends who had also sorta fallen out w her over her bullshit but were still pretending to be friends w her made a plot together that was basically ‘look if her and her friend are going to have their cliquey plots that affect the whole group why cant we’ which like. in hindsight was maybe not a great decision. but it was therapeutic and probably what she deserved.
#answered#ynkkoo#long post /#g*d that site was terrible#ppl say that the tumblr rpc is bad#but it rlly is nothing compared to that site
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every mega involved videos/streams/clips
I came up an idea and I did it. so here's a list of videos/streams/clips Mega involved. and it works like this:
_keywords_
-media: link
ok? let start.
Channel _MegaPVP
Twitter @_MegaPVP_
_MegaPVP Dylan Darklordx89 1/9/20 Stream Skeppy A6d Zelkam BBH_
context:
[cant found on Twitch] Darklordx89, a.k.a. Harrison kept calling Skeppy on Skype, and half forced Skeppy to play survival with him. Skeppy thought his voice sounded like Mega’s and was suspicious that he is Mega. Skeppy left later. [minecraft lol] He got blue screen, saying Dylan(Harrison’s friend) hacked his PC lol. Mega’s on. Skeppy once again was suspicious that some person(Dylan) is Mega Mega’s breathing story got exposed. Skeppy went to play Fortnite. Blue screen. And again.
-stream went back(might become outdated):
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/533520973?filter=archives&sort=time
[minecraft lol]
(time stamp is based on Twitch stream)
00:03:02 Mega joined TS.
00:04:11 Mega joined the event.
00:06:34 They met.
00:08:31 Mega left the event.
00:09:21 Skeppy started to think Mega is Dylan
00:10:02 Mega was back to event
00:11:55 Darklord byed
00:12:45 Skeppy explaining to Mega what happened
00:13:27 Mega’s breathing story
00:17:06 Mega left the event again.
00:18:53 a6d byed. Mega byed, or Dylan.
the rest is Skeppy struggled to play Fortnite
-stream crashed for the third time(went back, might become outdated):
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/533531555?filter=archives&sort=time
[dont leave the stream or death]1/9/20
(time stamp is based on Twitch stream)
00:00:08 “if it happens one more time, im done- ” 00:00:09 It happened
-full stream(three stream edited in one):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M3F1o3EkHA&t=71s
[Skeppy Twitch Live Stream - 1/9/20]
(time stamp is based on the video)
basically mega wandered around, talking in chat, being killed and banned by zelk&skep.
2:45:33 Mega slained by Zombie in survival server(Skeppy entered the server)
2:49:37 Mega banned by Skeppy
2:50:26 BBH’s bannings began(poor muffin)
3:01:59 MR SQUEEGY [I Killed BadBoyHalo's Fish... Again] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubhKayCSjUk&t=41s
-stream clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M3F1o3EkHA&t=71s\
[Skeppy Is Suspicious That Mega pvp Is Darklord]
(time stamp is based on Twitch stream)
00:04:06 to 00:16:21
_MegaPVP switch places Staff Owner Dev Mod 12/17/18_
context:
Switched places with staffs for less than 24 hours, and got banned.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAXJsyRHkts
[I Switched Places With My Staff For 24 Hours…]
_MegaPVP Fake-demoting Zelkam Troll Skeppy 3/23/19_
context:
Skeppy fake demoted Mega. Mega and Zelk trolled him.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z58PUqfw1o
[FAKE DEMOTING MY STAFF... (gone very wrong)]
_MegaPVP Skeppy april fools failed-to-troll 04/01/19_
context:
Skeppy had no video idea, so Mega came and helped him mid way :)
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R63bpnnS33Y&t=298s
[How My Admin Trolled Me on April Fools]
_MegaPVP Skeppy Zelkam VIP Staff 05/23/19_
context:
Mega just don’t care.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abgR3giYp6k
[I forced my staff to treat players like VIP]
_MegaPVP Skeppy Staff Xray 07/13/19_
context:
Skeppy wasting Mega’s time by xraying.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gVTmuiiKqM
[USING XRAY TO TEST MY STAFF]
_MegaPVP Skeppy Resign 08/31/19_
context:
As Usual.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=862JF7qx-7E
[MY STAFF NEARLY RESIGNED AFTER THIS]
_MegaPVP Skeppy Pizza Griefing 09/07/19_
context:
Skeppy grieved his own pvp zone by turning it into pizza zone. Mega despised him.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiWLLAsYsUw
[so I triggered my staff...]
_MegaPVP Skeppy Staff Zelkam Documentary 09/09/19_
context:
Skeppy tried to be serious, but his staffs won’t let him.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOW3aptduNA
[DAY IN THE LIFE OF A MINECRAFT ADMIN]
_MegaPVP Skeppy 1v1 09/30/19_
context:
1v1 mega 1v1.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58JZi5W_E-M
[I ANNOYED MY STAFF BUT IT BACKFIRED]
_MegaPVP Skeppy Staff Zelkam Documentary 09/09/19_
context:
Skeppy tried to be serious, but his staffs won’t let him.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOW3aptduNA
[DAY IN THE LIFE OF A MINECRAFT ADMIN]
_MegaPVP Skeppy Skywar 1v1 10/4/19_
context:
Mega and Skeppy being Mega and Skeppy, fight in Skywar and messing around.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTa0z9W3IPo
[DEMOTING MY ADMIN.mp4]
_MegaPVP Skeppy Tehneon Staff 10/11/19_
context:
Mega’s TTS LFMAO.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMfsX33z5Ok
[FORTUNE 1,000,000 PICKAXE]
_MegaPVP Skeppy 10/13/19_
context:
Introducing MegaPVP to MegaPVP_Jr.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgrTandg9N4
[Introducing MegaPVP to MegaPVP_Jr]
_MegaPVP Skeppy Owner Demoted 1v1 10/20/19_
context:
Mega became Owner, and I have no braincell.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dvLi85wX20&t=152s
[I just got demoted from my own Minecraft Server :(]
_MegaPVP Skeppy Bedwar 1v1 10/30/19_
context:
Skeppy wanted to play Bedwar duo, and Mega was the only one online. It started out in duo, but we all know it’ll ended up in 1v1.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IMh8fijyUk&t=37s
[SKEPPY VS MEGAPVP]
_MegaPVP Skeppy Server minutes secret weapon 11/03/19_
context:
Mega evolving to the secret weapon.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlc3JwwX9Rk
[I created a cursed minecraft server...]
_MegaPVP Skeppy Zelkam Staff Meeting 11/11/19_
context:
Staff meeting.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxTfH4t1Y98
[An Important Staff Meeting - To Find A New Staff Member]
_MegaPVP MegaCraft BBH Skeppy Server 15minutes A6d secret weapon 12/11/19_
context:
Mega is the secret weapon.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdq8h97Irmk
[I faked creating the 'best' server in 15 minutes…]
_MegaPVP Spifey Skeppy mega’s on laptop 12/29/19_
context:
Mega met Spifey and a meaningless but amusing contest.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhL-V9t_l_Q
[Spifey v MegaPVP]
_MegaPVP in thumbnail Skeppy Tinder Vurb Finn 02/21/20_
context:
Mega is only in thumbnail.
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_FM5k96EI
[TINDER IN MINECRAFT]
PvP Videos
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij8Yqxg-00A
[1v1 - MegaPVP] 08/31/17
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVqXQRVYkN0
[So Skeppy logged onto Lunar...]03/20/19
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgY5qgniuMc
[Team TewChaynz vs. Team Skeppy] 09/03/19
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHFo5mPIQ_E
[So Skeppy logged onto Velt…]09/09/19
-video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsW5wpET_yo
[Skeppy VS MegaPvP | GONE WRONG | NOT CLICKBAIT] 09/20/19
warning: loud music, shakey screen
updated on 02/24/20
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Twitter’s https://twitter.com/racc_voon/status/1231888859878715392
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HELLO MODS OF THINKING ABOUT MILGRAM ... what do you think about the new mv please infodump on me
Saturn's Thoughts - I love milgram so much for all their little details!!! Like at the very beginning we can know that the hand that flipped the hourglass was Mu's victim due to the shirt color?? (Admin Venus might start crying if you mention socks though) Also straight up, I want the worker bee dresses. They're so pretty?? And of course Admin Venus comes out with an immediate banger of a theory, Mercury has the most internet meme ever, and admin Neptune even came out of her hole to offer whatever the heck this is!!! And this shot?? Literally gives me goosebumps.
(Also congrats on finishing your finals Galacticus!!!)
Venus’ Thoughts - I’m not going to go too far into info dumping because I already did a whole initial takes post (as Saturn so kindly linked), but I will say that I really liked this MV! It’s deceptively complex; even though the fact that Mu was a bully in the past was technically “new information,” they knew that the fanbase would already know/expect that. So, while they tell that story, they bring in the bee/chrysalis/butterfly metaphors, the hourglass flipping back and forth, the lyrics which seem so self-obsessed but still fearful at times, and, of course, the parallels with After Pain. The song itself is a solid banger, too! Plus, even though it feels to me like the verdict should be a super obvious guilty, I’m not sure about doing it. Unlike the first video, where (in my opinion) Mu was the victim but lacked charisma/likability, I think that in this video, she’s clearly the bully, but she’s much more likable/rootable. She has that hint of self doubt; rather than painting herself as a victim who’s done absolutely nothing wrong, she paints herself as the villain who worries that that’s exactly what she is. That’s much more compelling to me, and I’m glad that they took this more aware path forward with her.
Neptune’s Thoughts - It’s bug time! First off Venus idk how you continue to come up with such banger initial thoughts posts considering how few braincells we had last night but pop off. Anyways, I really liked the whole bug/queen bee concept and the continuation of the hourglass metaphor. I was confused about why she ate the green stuff at first but it makes sense for it to be royal jelly. The parts that stood out to me the most were her causally shoving the servant bee to their death and how she quickly transitions from a look of “what did I just do” after stabbing the victim to a maniacal happy look.
Mercury’s Thoughts! - Hello loves! Mercury here with absolutely no comprehesable thoughts! Right when we were watching it at 2am, my brain first thought “Oh god not the Chimera Ant Arc AGAIN.” And then “lmao Queen Chrysalis looking ass” and finally “man Muu and Chloe Bourgeois are kinda similar lol.” OKOK onto actual thoughts! Muu’s frilly collar is absolutely supposed to look like a flower. TIME FOR MORE FLOWER ANALYSIS WOO!!! The closest one I can find is yellow hibiscus, specifically one that has the red veins like her collar. Like a lot of yellow flowers, yellow hibiscus represent friendship, joy and good luck. LMAO
Another thing I noticed is after Muu “breaks” most of her servant bees, the three left are notably the ones with bright colored hair. By looking at their hair styles, they’re her friends from the picture in After Pain and the ones she was with on the rooftop in INMF. (kinda off topic, but all of Muu’s servant bees have small wings from the beginning, but Muu has a transformation at the end to get wings. Not exactly sure where I’m going with this tho??)
Finally, both Muu and Haruka similarly have a shot of their victim flash super quickly at the end. I don’t think that’s coincidental that the two characters that are notably together in Milgram have a similar shot in their MVs.
#milgram#ミルグラム#milgram muu#muu kusunoki#admin saturn#admin venus#admin neptune#admin mercury#pluto doesnt have anything else to add so shes not adding to this post lmao#thanks for the ask btw!!
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