#three pints

[phoenixislost]

I just spent 12 hours. Formatting a receipt. For a restaurant. That does not exist. For a fic. For a scene transition for a fic.

Please send help.

[falafels]

pt.89!! <pt.88 pt.90>

truly the unabomber did have some points and i think mr andrew minyard would recognise this

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[whinlatter]

Of course, she’d seen it. How could she forget? Waking up on the Chamber floor and there it was, gripped in Harry’s bloody hand. She remembers now how it glittered, how it shone, with rubies the size of eggs, the long expanse of the blade, the handsome curve around its grip. Who else had even seen it that close? And if the sword was still at school - if it was in the office - I can get it for you, she tells them all, in her head. In her head, it’s an oath. I’ll do it. I won't let you down. [ beast, n.: a wild animal, not human; a violent person, inhumanly cruel; someone brutish, untamed, depraved ]

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[museeeuuuum]

Happy Trump-tarriffs-eve to all who celebrate

[spikedfearn]

he's been getting white girl wasted the last three days now, somebody check on his liver 😭

[ginger-ly]

Obviously had to celebrate how much weight I gained in October with edibles and a hella big fast food binge last night, which WAS awesome

but I’m just now realizing I “accidentally” ate almost full 3 pints of ice cream while I was playing Mario party, whoops! 😅

[bunnybonesstudio]

Cobra Kai Fact #5291

Miguel’s blood type is O- and passed out twice at blood drives after giving too much of it away

[nettlestingsoup]

i am sleepy and tipsy and do not have the energy to make a proper quoteboard post but! new vamp au chapter is up <3

[faeriefully]

maybe ice cream will fix me

[virescent-v]

I want everyone to know I completed my four night shifts in a row and did not die and neither did any patients AND I grocery shopped today so I think I’m doing pretty good

[hella1975]

and know this i ALWAYS have time for edits of anime characters in full roadman trackie to baseline junkie

[phoenixislost]

Finished a chapter for the Chiscara fic, have some pining Ajax:

[longlive2023]

yall.

[midnightfruitsqueeze]

it is pints in beer gardens season. unfortunately and for no discernible reason every day after I drink pints I am killed by a thousand demons

[whimsiromance]

invited out to pub after work three consecutive weeks. guys please there’s only so much of london prices i can afford

[ifuckinghatemydad]

Idk what you guys say this guy will always be my pookie:3

My gay bestie🥹👏