#tide pod challenge

[planet3275]

[luckystar2025]

Kagami: "Wait… why does your lunchbox smell like a car wash?"

Konata: (grinning as she dramatically opens her bento box) "Ah, the aroma of a fine meal."

Inside the box, neatly arranged like a fancy bento, are a handful of Tide Pods, scattered silica gel packets, and—somehow—a tiny decorative lettuce garnish on a bed of rice, as if that makes it a legitimate meal.

Tsukasa: (blinking in confusion) "Uhh… Konata? What… what is that?"

Kagami: (grabbing one of the silica packets and holding it up) "This says ‘Do not eat’ in twelve languages!"

Konata: (nonchalant) "Yeah, yeah, they have to put that on there for legal reasons."

Kagami: "It's dangerous!"

Konata: (waving her phone) "Not according to TikTok."

Kagami: (eyes widening) "What?!"

Konata: (smirking) "C’mon, Kagamin. It's a challenge. If I get 100K likes, I basically become a legend."

She pops a tide pod into her mouth, chews exaggeratedly, then swallows. The table goes dead silent.

Kagami: (slamming) the table "KONATA, NO!"

Tsukasa: (horrified) "Did… did she just—?"

Konata: (coughing, taking a sip of juice like nothing happened) "Bleh. Kinda chalky. Wouldn’t recommend. Oh, look! Comments are already rolling in!" (checking her phone)

Kagami: (banging her head on the desk) "I can’t do this. I cannot do this."

Tsukasa: (whispering to Miyuki) "Wait… so, uh… will she die?"

Miyuki: (pulling out her phone to call an ambulance) "We’ll find out in about twenty minutes..."

[overheardschoolbus]

this is all because I ate tide pods as a child

explains a lot actually

[phoebepheebsphibs]

Rise August: Portal

Heck yeah

I love drawing lighting effects

@sariphantom

[trek-tracks]

*Starfleet captain voice* we must abandon ship! everyone proceed immediately to your Tide Pods

[superjail-opinions]

i feel like the warden would attempt the tide pod challenge

nah he genuinely thought that shit was candy 😭😭🥀🥀

[teenagefeeling]

oh my god i just remembered a news story i read the other day about a tiktok trend where kids are apparently frying their school laptops with like pencil led and paperclips and shit?????? and schools are worried because they've caught on fire and released toxic chemicals into classrooms?????? and according to the article some kids are doing this with like. outlets and shit too (i guess to make them spark??). we had some wild online trends in my day but i feel like this takes the cake???? this is literally something we should all have been taught not to do as literal toddlers why are they doing this 😭😭😭😭😭

[ionozoned]

"which of you gamers has enough moxie to do the cinnamon challenge with me"

[ragedagainst]

what's one silly/crack adjacent but also real headcanon you have for your muse(s)? mine is that, because she has an iron stomach, i think jyn could eat a tide pod and feel relatively fine (maybe a little queasy) and it would take two or three to really get her.

[katebeckets]

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[battlechick]

i find it so insufferable when people are like oh gen whatever does this and that shut the hell up you are genuinely stupid and i mean that

[night-creeps]

Mythbusters deserves a scripted tv show with tge exact same vibes as house

[awkwardturtlesex]

There are now teenagers shouting like fuck in the park behind my house, I think I'm gonna need an air rifle for these cunts 🙃

[eskariolis-con-salsa]

Ahahah, yucky potato, poor gnocchi, he can't take a break from other creatures trying to eat him

And im am good my guy, surviving.❤️‍🩹.

Has Faky ever encountered an poison Peppino Clone?With their doughy or goopy skin as poison?I know poison dart frogs exist it'll be super cool as fake peppino clones OCs!

a poisonous Peppino Clone? that'd be a nasty surprise indeed... given Fake Peppino's method of dealing with clones he'd get a painful mouth-full of pain and yuck when he's expecting something delicious.

y'know..... funny you mention it, i believe there is a certain Peppino Clone out there like that, he might catch Fakey by a bit of a surprise...

(waves at @eskariolis-con-salsa how you doing there buddy 👋👋)

[wonderjanga]

TikTok Challenges

Here’s some stuff I think would’ve happened if the JL had a TikTok ran by the Marvels. Like for example, Billy:

Marvel: “So today we’re doing the spoonful of cinnamon challenge! Only, I’m going to be eating the entire thing because I’ve wanted something sweet to eat for a while!” *proceeds to yap for 3 minutes and 47 seconds about some drama he heard from two hookers who live nearby him while eating big ahh spoonfuls of cinnamon*

Of course, he didn’t tell them it was a hooker who told him. No, he said it was ‘friend’. Meanwhile, the people who watched this are all wondering who the heck he’s talking about, because you can’t just say:

Marvel: “And she was like, ‘bitch stop talking.’ *eats another spoonful* “And then they fought. Hair pulling, scratching, the whole nine. One of them tried to rip another’s earring out of their ear. And now you might be thinking, Marvel, why didn’t you step in? Let me explain, let me explain.”

People are thinking the two women he was talking about were heroes but no. Little do they know.

Then there was the tide pod challenge.

Marvel: *has a small basket of tide pods and is salting and eating them while he yaps about another random topic*

Mary: *walks by and does a double take* “What are you doing?”

Marvel: “Eating?”

Mary: “Tide pods…?”

Marvel: “Yeah, they’re good. A little spicy. Want one?” *offers her a salted tide pods*

Mary: “Wha? Hell no.” *smacks it out of his hand*

Marvel: “Hey! No need to be wasteful.”

The rest of the video is Mary bullying Marvel, and Marvel finally bullying her into trying a salted tide pod.

Mary: *chewing slowly* “Stop…” *hand slowly moves to cover her mouth* “Why’s this actually good?”

Most of the comments on the video were talking about how Mary bullies him even though he’s (supposedly) a grown man.

Then there’s the candy bucket trend I’ve seen every now and then.

Marvel: “Hi, I’m Captain Marvel and when I was 8 years old, my uncle kicked me out of the house and left me to starve in the streets. I brought the bowl.” *holds up a bowl*

Flash: “Hi, I’m Flash and when I was twenty something, I was struck by lightning. I brought smarties.” *empties them into the bowl*

Marvel: “Hi, I’m Cap, and when I was twelve years old, I was also struck by lightning. I brought gummy worms.” *empties them into the bowl*

Flash: *“Hi, I’m Flash, and when I when I was younger, my parents divorced. I brought mini twix bars.” *pours them into the bowl*

Marvel: “Hi, I’m Cap, and when I was young my parents died. I brought whoppers.” *pours them in* “That’s actually why I had to go live with my uncle.”

Flash: *looks between Marvel and the camera cause this is the most he’s found out about Billy in one sitting* “Dude are you okay?”

Marvel: “Yeah, why?”

Flash: “No reason.”

[jinx-blackout-84]

just found out that most kids didn't eat tide pods when the challenge was a big deal

Me finding out my experiences aren't universal: wow I need to make a Tumblr pill about this