#timblrdrake

[timblrdrake]

“I’m straight.” okay then whats with this bisexual lighting

“That’s a cop car, I’m a cop” okay then why are you holding my hand

“I’m putting you in handcuffs, you’re being arrested.” okay you literally have a crush on me

[actuallyredrobin]

okay, because this is a problem every year, here’s a GOTHAM CITY PSA:

DONT dress up as a rogue for halloween. i know their costumes are cool and it’s edgy or whatever but this will put you at risk of being mistaken for them

IF you’re going to dress up as a vigilante or hero, (flattering but inadvisable) i’d suggest not wearing the mask if your costume is particularly convincing- again, so you don’t get mistaken for the real deal

[dimblrtrake]

ooc

wow! i’m having a great second day at college! i hope im not missing anything huge happening on tumblr!

bernard is what now

[officialbruciewayne]

IS JASON USING YOUR ASKS TO SNITCH ON ME???

I suggest you take the matter up with him, but I have multiple sources. Such as your blog.

[finnblrdog]

hey yawl

[thearcryvist]

this is awesome i love tumblr so much nowhere else will 870 strangers match my freak so perfectly

like yes absolutely you can quarter me in my asks please do? sure anon that just says “🫵whore” i guess you can say that go for it

this is lovely

[redrobinfr]

kinda curious, so:

roll call for everyone that's a different universe counterpart of me in this universe (or just has the same dna)!

gonna tag the counterparts i'm aware of/can think of off the top of my head: @alzhul @joker-junior @timblrdrake @red-drakon @a-echo-of-gotham

[cassandra-c-wayne]

We do not look alike @timblrdrake

[grayson-on-the-chandelier]

If Tim doesn't go to bed within the next 24 hours I *will* be calling in reinforcements. (Kon)

@timblrdrake

[official-dickiebird]

Why tf do I look like I'm about to say "Bazinga!"

@timblrdrake why did you send me this

[timblrdrake]

Waynes will say “i know a guy” and it’s just our dad or our butler

[actuallyredrobin]

tim drake is so cool. did you see that time paparazzi caught him wearing his shirt inside out? that was a really cool and stylish thing he did on purpose and not because he was too sleep deprived to notice. that was cool.

[dimblrtrake]

Ask your brother (any one of them except Damian) if he would date me (or any of your sisters work too)

i, dim trake, wouldn’t know anything about this

BUT if i were to, id say your chances are slim, anon. Dickie’s not single and Jay’s …. well.. Jason Todd (emotionally unavailable).

plus i would never speak on a woman’s behalf ✊ #feminist #ally

you could ask them yourself though

[officialbruciewayne]

Journalists truly are some of the last true heroes in our communities, but Clark Kent does not quite have the same public visibility. I found very few thirsty trap videos about Kent. A shame.

So having now seen a lot of thirst traps, it's not just me that enjoys both Superman and Wonderwoman.

[finnblrdog]

your favourite dog’s favourite dog

[gotham-city-animal-shelter]

Our next available guy, Timothy! Named for Timothy Drake, of course. @timblrdrake @dimblrtrake @sleep-deprived-tim @not-redrobin

Tim may have a plot against us here at the GCAS. He despises baths, but once he has dried off he's the perfect friend! Timbers is a domestic shorthair, who we believe is about six months old.

Timbo's foster mother has found that he loves to climb over everything, so we recommend whatever home he goes to has ample climbing space! He's been known to knock things off the counter as well. There have been a few spills lately because of this guy...

To note, we try to find all of our animal's foster homes! We worry that something may happen at the shelter while nobody is there. Should anyone be interested in fostering, please contact us!