#timeclock

[missmolly62]

(via "Beyond Seconds" Metal Print for Sale by Molly62)

[cursedcola]

My brain isn’t braining because I’m doing what you do in Date Everything - and I’m just like “this is so unrealistic because who the fuck could afford this kind of house while working customer service”

And like

Yes. Yes, that’s the most unrealistic thing. That’s what I am focusing on and not the fact that I just did the freaky deak with my alarm clock while my toilet bowl rapped about crap and my dirty underwear is in a toxic relationship with my hamper because it has abandonment issues from mother loom

Selective logic when blinded by baddies, himbos and twinks left and right ig

[thatndginger]

I want to write about dragons. why do I want to write about dragons

I'm gonna blame the incessant worldbuilder brain already whispering about wing shapes and body mass limits, and the implications of domestic dragons on an agricultural level

[ethotay]

based on the very little liveblogging i've seen of the streams, i am sooo so excited to watch when i get home from work

[aidenwaites]

Throwback to this morning when I was running late and walked in at the same exact time as my boss (also running late)

[trainerethan]

Need to quit this damn job to focus on the important things: reguri headcanons

[sasukelandia]

work making it difficult for me to get my paycheck for the past three weeks UGHHHH can my guy just tell me if he has input my hours in already? so i don’t have to worry for the fourth week in a row? can you give me my money!!!

[telepathicapathy]

My eyelid has been twitching on and off for the past few days because I'm having a bad time anxiety wise and its very very frustrating to try to look up ways to stop it and have every site say "have you tried being less stressed? Have you tried going to sleep at a reasonable time? Have you tried to not have caffeine?"

[gonnahaveabigtalklater]

okay there's Sisyphus and he's suffering sooo bad and the boulder is heavy, the uphill slope endless, and there are fresh horrors every 3 feet. BUT sometimes he passes a button and all of the misery drops away. he presses the button. he makes a stupid little quip, eg "just butting in to press my button :3". you can tell hes genuinely pleased with himself. then its over and he goes back to his hell boulder and endless pain. until the next button.

this is what it feels like to play Bendy & The Ink Machine.

[heyitslapis]

YOU GUYS WOULDNT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS

[badprogrammingadvice]

remember kids, the only path your code can take is the optimal one. never account for errors

[aitimeclock]

AI Time Clock automates time calculations, tracks hours and breaks accurately, and integrates with Kronos, ensuring precise payroll processing. It eliminates manual errors and enhances efficiency in timekeeping for HR professionals.

[frotting-corporations]

me when i work an hour overtime and my manager sends someone who's worked less than me on break and tells me to wait

[thisraremoment]

[ctrl-salt-delete]

saw a post talking about browser tab counts and decided to do a quick one. looks like i curently have open--

"it's the middle of the work day, I'm doing cert study at the moment and I just closed a couple tickets I probably don't have that much stuff open"

--45 tabs.

[nico-is-dying]

I remember when I was working in the office at my job for a while cause they were understaffed in there & my coworker was showing me how to package the invoices for mailing & was like "I tape the envelope shut cause who knows where these things have been I'm not licking that" & I taped the first few but then caved & decided like hell if I'm gonna waste an opportunity to lick an envelope to seal it like I had just written a heartwarming letter to my lover overseas & just started licking those bad boys. really tied together the whole atmosphere & vibe of retyping handwritten invoices into a probably outdated system & then punching out with a physical timecard & a clock that was perpetually two minutes behind