#timkon clone baby au

[wondersinwaynemanor]

imagine the brooding, intimidating Batman fighting criminals in the street when he hears this special ringtone in the comms and they're for specific people: his grandkids.

he has to hide in the shadows and goes Grandpa mode, clears his throat and coos lovingly to the comms to talk them.

Nightwing: Oh, he's cooing again.

Red Hood: Lian must have called and asked for more fruit loops.

or

Spoiler: B's doing that baby voice again, it's kinda creepy.

Red Robin: My baby must have dialed, he likes his grandpa's voice.

The rest of the batkids: WHAT BABY?????

Superboy: Our baby.

the batkids curse in different languages, confused and shocked.

***

when some of the rogues or criminals hear Batman in his Grandpa mode, they think he's gone soft.

nope. he's more determined, more restless, more protective, so he won't stop unless they're in Akrham or in jail.

but it's worth it when he comes home to little kids, who are excited to see him.

[lucifers-favorite-child]

Tim is the only one who calls the poor thing Gina 😭

[chaoswiththeprettyspine]

Inspired by this post from @lucifers-favorite-child

[hyperblue]

jason: they just keep getting younger aren't they

clone baby, black-hair-blue-eyes, making grabby hands at jason:

tim, holding his child closer to his chest: hey, this is mine

dick: yeah, this one's his

jason:

jason: i was only gone for two months- also aren't you like twelve??

[lettersfromaplatypus]

Bruce: You were late for patrol this evening, boy!

Tim: I’m sorry, sir, I could not miss the birth of Kon and I’s love child!

Kon: hello!

Bruce: Kon is the enemy, boy! You can’t make a biologically impossible love child with the enemy, boy!

Tim: But sir, we named him after you!

Bruce: You… named him Bruce? After me? 🥹

Tim: No, we named him Batman, sir!

Bruce: WHAAAT

Tim: You are the godfather, sir!

Bruce: WHAT THE HELL

[vaguelyno]

I need other people to get as messed up over this idea as I am

Batboys kids thinking other Batboys are just family friends called “uncle,” not knowing that they are actually their uncles because of the terrible relationships between the Batboys

A TimKon clone kid who is introduced to “Uncle Damian” by Jon and doesn’t realize Damian is Tim’s brother. The kid might not have even realized Tim had any family left !

Lian’s known “Uncle Dick” for years and never realized that he was also Jason’s brother. She doesn’t even remember them ever being in the same room together?

Do you see my visions of comedy and tragedy?!

[willow-scorp]

Timkon clone baby au except it's timberkon.

Let me explain: timkon clone baby au happens exactly as expected, except that Bernard still enters the relationship at some point. Timkons clone baby is still young so when Bernard joins and is immediately ready to be father #3 it's almost like breathing how easily it happens. It's funny because timkon is obviously great with their baby, but regardless their kid loves Bernard more. Not because he's fun and will do anything but because Bernard is just more fun to listen to? It doesn't make sense but Bernard conspiracy theory history makes him really good at keeping people's attention and it works great on the kid so they end up spending a bunch of time with Bernard. If Tim can't get them to sleep Bernard can. If Kon can't get them to do their homework Bernard can. It's just how it goes. And when the kid gets older? They are even closer cause Bernard is immature at heart and loves to do stupid stuff with their pre teen kid. Do they both get scolded by Tim later? Absolutely. But will they do it again? 100%. And when the kid goes through the "hating my parents" phase and tries to tell Bernard that he isn't their dad, Bernard just doesn't let it phase him. Instead he pulls out the adoption papers that the kid does sign because yes they want Bernard to be their dad!! But the kid fails to realize their "your not my dad" argument now doesn't work on Bernard because he is, Infact their father.

Like imagine the interaction as school pick ups with the Karen mom's that are like

: um thats not your kid

Bernard, picking up timkon kid from day care: excuse me?

: your not their parent you can't pick them up

Bernard: I have no idea what your talking about. I birthed them. There was no adoption process here. This is MY CHILD.

:...that's not possible sir-

Timkon kid: ya he BIRTHED ME MOTHER FUCK-

[thatshadowgastwhore]

You could bait a trap with “timkon clone baby fic, hurt/comfort, Tim Drake centric, b+ parenting Bruce Wayne, angst with a happy ending,” and I wouldn’t even stop to consider my surroundings.

You could put a neon sign saying, “obvious trap,” in big red letters and I guess I’m trapped. You got me, I stopped paying attention after “timkon clone baby,” sorry, now im your problem.

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

I lowkey want the Bat-Grandbabies™️ to lack a no kill rule.

And for Bruce to be weirdly chill about it.

"John, sweetie not in front of Grandpa please."

I want to see their parents completely pissed off about it like wtf I pulled that shit and you threw a fit but my kid does it and magically your Gucci are you fucking kidding me.

I want them assume it's different or being a grandpa chilled him out somehow.

Maybe slightly but truthfully he knows back against the wall he can't do anything.

Because these aren't his kids they are Jason's, Dick's, Tim's and Damian's.

If he were to raise his voice at Percy (Jayroy kiddo?)

He sees how quick his boys are to protect their children, how they might forgive him for what he has done to them but they won't ever if he hurts their kids.

Jason and Roy wouldn't hesitate he loves his boys but they are never as scary or intimating as when their children are in question.

Like mother bears with cubs.

Tim who he can see doesn't truly trust him with his granddaughter. Who watches his every move.

Dick who is never more than a step away ever time his son or daughter visit nevermind their partners who watch ready to protect their lover or child.

Jonathan Kent-Wayne who handed him his fresh out of the cloning chamber grandson who made it very clear what would happen to him.

Nevermind when they protect each other.

He only once questioned young Catherine one of her first nights guarding the alley following in Jaylads footsteps and before he could make himself known an arrow centimeters from his head. Leading back to Lian Harper and Lilith Drake. His two oldest grandchildren making it clear the threat.

He wonders if Tim and Jason know exactly how fierce their princesses are. Nevermind the horror of when John, Percy and Lilith get together Gotham was crime free for a month.

He minds very much, he hates that they do it, but if it wouldn't be his boys, it would be their daughters and they all absolutely terrify him.

My idea for bat grandchildren for this AU??

Dick and Wally: John Grayson, Mari Grayson.

Jason and Roy: Lian Harper, Perseus Harper, Catherine Harper.

Tim/ Kon/ Bart/ Cassie: Lilith Drake, Jack Drake

Damian and John : ????? Fida, maybe I'm working on it Kai maybe. I am taking suggestions. Kai Wayne, Fida Wayne???? I don't know.

Cass and Stephanie: Aria Wayne

Duke and Izzy: Isabelle Thomas, Bryant Thomas

Honestly the only ones I am super like die hard on is Lilith Drake, John and Mari, Percy, omg I could never have a kid I can't name shit.

Lian and Mari thank god for your existence because fuck.

Birth order

Lian (Duh)

Lilith

John

Percy

Kai

Mari

Catherine

Jack

Aria

Isabelle/ Bryant twins

Fida

[ducktu]

Timkon clon baby au but Bruce loves his grandson way too much he stops being Batman for a while to help single teen parent Tim being yk a parent.

Like, he's soooo down to being a grandfather that as soon as he sees the baby in Tim's arms he doesn't even asks where it comes from he's just omgomgomg a babyyyy.

Because, yk, he never got the chance to hold his kids when they were babies and now he can hold the baby of one of his babies.

Enter making the mannor baby proof on day one and making a whole room a playground!

And he sees how Tim is like, not okay, like, yes he's happy he's a father now, but the grief of his friend dying is still there and the guilt of trying to clone him AND successfully doing it is not going away quickly enough for him to be able to take care of a whole human being, so Bruce of course steps up (because he's a good father when he needs to, AND THAT'S A BABY OK).

So, being Batman vs being there for his son and grandchild? Obviously his family needs him more.

So pretty much everyone commits to the cause.

Dick can be Batman for a while, just like once a week so Gotham knows he's still there. Jason may help a little by not causing trouble and Cass is so down to watch the kid 24/7 because they don't know if he has powers yet or when will they appear.

Just a big bat family trying their best for the new baby!

Edit: follow up!

[hello-eden]

[wondersinwaynemanor]

a scenario after Bruce comes back.

he's catching up with how everybody is until he sees...

Tim: *holding his and Kon's baby*

Bruce: *feels dizzy and thinks "I just came back home. Do I have another?"*

Bruce, gulps: Is he-is he mine?

Tim: No, he's not.

Bruce: *feels even dizzier and thinks "Did my kids adopt when I was gone?"*

Bruce, holds the edge of the table: So, whose is he, Tim?

Tim: Mine.

Bruce: *feels likes he's actually going to faint now and thinks "I kept telling them about protection, right? Last time I checked, I held a lecture."*

Bruce, does a breathing exercise: I already told you to be responsible -

Tim, shrugs and looks down at the precious bundle on his arms: Mine and Kon's clone baby.

Bruce, shrieks: WAIT, WHAT?????

Tim: A clone, B. Of me and Kon. He's your grandson.

Bruce: *faints*

Kon, appearing from behind door: He pretty much got the same reaction as me.

Tim: *shrugs while cooing for the baby*

Kon: You should have told him after he got some rest.

Tim, shrugs: It's alright. We need everyone unconscious in this house if we are to make a new clone baby of us.

Kon, blinks rapidly: Excuse me?

Tim: You heard me.

Kon, shrieks: WAIT, WHAT????

Tim: I want another, Kon.

Kon: *faints*

[lucifers-favorite-child]

Dick: Timmy I can't believe you had a child out of wedlock 😭

Tim: What- I made a child with Kon in a cloning tank, it's not like he got me pregnant!

Kon: Not for a lack of trying— PUT THE KRYPTONITE AWAY

[bats-and-birds-24]

My contribution tothe TimKon clone baby AU would be how differently Bruce and Clark react to becoming grandparents.

Clark's becomes white as a sheet when he hears about it. Straight up interrogating him on how he got someone pregnant. When it's revealed that the kid was a clone, he changes his tune and tries to explain that if he didn't feel like he's ready for fatherhood, it's completely okay. But then when Kon explains that he volunteered his genetic material to Tim, he goes back to yelling at him.

My man went through a rollercoaster of emotions and got a migraine.

Bruce by contrast, admonished Tim for getting someone pregnant, then changes it to taking someone's DNA without permission, to not having a child as a child even if the other party consented to it. He goes through the motions of scolding his kid while secretly planning out his grandbaby's room in the manor.

Bonus:

Pa and Ma Kent were disappointed in Kon, but supportive. They were excited to meet their new great grandbaby.

Alfred wasn't even surprised, of course one of his grandkids was going to inherit the collecting children gene, it ran in the family. He just thought it would be Jason first.

[hyperblue]

tim: so... yeah. i'll totally understand if you want nothing to do with that

kon, who was barely listening bc he was too busy observing the baby in his arms: excuse me?

tim: i mean, he's the consequences of MY actions, which makes him MY problem, not yours. so if you'd like to tap out, that's totally fine

kon:

tim:

kon: did you just called my son a problem

tim: i- wtf do you mean "my son" he's MINE give him back- KON EL KENT GET BACK HERE AND HAND ME MY CHILD

[mycroftrh]

trans!Tim plus timkon clone baby AU

Bruce’s reaction to Tim’s hysto was whatever-makes-you-happy of course but also included a decent amount of “well, at least that’s one kid who won’t be having any accidental illegitimate children” (which is partly generic protectiveness partly trauma from the Damian situation and partly latent high society instincts)

And then. Tim shows up with an infant anyway