#tmc hcs

[svturn-exe]

love loses

[spookiifi]

Requests are Open + Rules

Hello Lovelies!

Rules under the cut!

Who I will write for:

Mandela Catalogue:

- Archangel Gabriel/Reader

- The Intruder or Six (I've never written for him, so don't @ me if it's ooc at first

- Toonbriel (I've never written for him either, so this is new to me)

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Security Breach: 

- Sun

- Moon

- Eclipse (not the sun and moon show one, just to clear things up)

I was thinking about writing for John Doe, but I don’t know his character well

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Who I won't write for:

- Any of the voice actors/characters for The Mandela Catalogue. This goes for alternate Cesar, too.

- Shipping any of the characters together/with the reader as well. They’re minors, so please don’t ask.

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I will write:

- fluff

- angst

- horror/gore (exclusive to a03. I’ll have a link in the ask to my ao3)

- I do write nsfw, but only for some characters. (exclusive to ao3)

I WILL NOT write

- underage

- n*n con/d*b con (anything forced)

- suicidal themes/mental illness

- Idk why but writing nsfw for Toon makes me uncomfortable, so that's off the plate

- alcohol or drugs

If anyone has questions, feel free to drop an ask or comment <3

Thank you for reading

[vinnival]

I think I will now drop my Jonah HCs !!

Buckle in, boys, there's a reason why I call myself the CEO of him/hj

Things he likes

Drums!! He used to always sneak to the band room in high school in order to practice on them. At least, before he got a set of his own and all.

Honeybuns! Always loved them. He in general has a sweet tooth (blame weed brownies) but always catered to honeybuns. Any time he shoplifts you'll most definitely find him pocketing a honeybun somewhere.

Weed. This is canon, yes, but he's also tried out many of the other drug methods and hated them, simply stuck to weed.

Physical affection. He's prone to hugging and cuddling. He will hold his friends' hands if they're cold, or flop on top of them if they're stretched out on a bed (all strictly platonically). This is more pronounced when he's high.

Things he dislikes

Authority. You've never seen a man be so spiteful towards the law before/hj

Going back on promises.

Cats. Not even in the funny cat alternate way he's just allergic.

Littering. He always makes sure to pick up after himself and will make sure no one he knows/sees litters.

Social

Whenever he meets someone- unless in a formal or professional setting- he will make a nickname up for them almost immediately. Nicknames include Ads, Sar, Eevee (Adam, Sarah, and Evelin respectively), and so on and so forth.

ASK HIM ABOUT ANIMAL FACTS.

He has DEFINITELY learned some whale facts as a kid just to spite his namesake. So y'know. If you ever happen to find yourself swallowed by a whale--

"Trust me on this. You get eaten by a whale. End of the world, right? NO. Curl into a ball, reduce your surface area. That way, those whales with teeth won't chomp you as easily and you'll just make a harder time for the whale."

He has a wonderful ability to make friends, but most times he chooses not to in favor of hanging out with the ones he cares for most.

Fiercely cares for his friends. This one's a given.

Sceeeene !! Of course, in order to avoid standing out in the era of Being Wanted By The Fucking Feds, he toned down his fashion taste and looks to dark greys and blacks. But before then, he was very much an eyesore. Taste the rainbow mothafuckaaa

He's the type to goof around a lot, so he will poke-poke teasingly or start impromptu pillow fights. This gets even more pronounced when he's high.

Easy-going.

Very... dog-like in personality. Golden retriever of a man/hj

He can and will start impromptu road games while on a drive. Expect him to spot a Volkswagon Bug and LAUNCH A PUNCH—

Mental

He has anxiety. This causes him to overthink... a lot.

He has a tendency to try and blanket his negative emotions or play down bad situations by joking about them. Sometimes it helps him process it! But most times this essentially turns into bottling up his frustrations, which... well. We all saw how that turned out in v2.

He's convinced himself that most times it's just better to walk away than to face things head-on. I repeat, we all saw how that turned o

Educational

Fucking LOVES biology. Always had an interest in animals and plants. He went to college to study biology :)

Keeps a few bugs at his place. Names them after celebrities so he can say shit like "Beyoncé's new roommate Madonna arrived yesterday. They immediately started fighting." and not provide any context to it.

His dad (mentioned up next) wanted him to go to law school. He just ignored that

Familial

His father, Mervin, is a lawyer. He was rarely home.

This left him with his mother, Clementine (OC), who was... eh. She was the bare minimum.

One fateful day, she ran away from them with 50k from Mervin's savings and never returned. In a panic, Mervin sent Jonah off to his grandpa to live with him while the lawyer strained himself to regain the money.

This left Jonah essentially without proper parents, only his abuelo. This is where he learned Spanish, at least!

He has a younger brother he doesn't know about, named Lucas (OC).

Miscellaneous

Peruvian. Obligatory

Will always be overtly dramatic about going to lay in bed. He'll usually do some extravagant dive onto it or something.

Bouncing off the last one, this man LOVES to sleep.

He's always had a hyperfixation on ghosts and the phenomena of spirits, even before he met Adam. Of course, any time too much fuckery happens, you bet your ass he's out of the place and back in their vehicle/observation area, on the cams for other evidence (ghost orbs, etc), or reviewing spirit box recordings.

He shoplifts. He knows all the good tips and tricks of stealing small items.

He's a goddamn furnace. He can have a simple t-shirt and sweatpants on and he'd still feel like he just hopped out of the Sahara.

Very proud of his hair! He loves it. In my HC it's a silver-ish, with just a hint of purple in there.

Has read the JJBA manga.

His favorite movie is The Lion King! He's basically adopted the hakuna matata ideology for his own

He's a big optimist. He'll always try and see the good in things, because... well, it's gotten him this far, hasn't it?

Whenever he listens to music he finds catchy, you'll likely see him tapping out a drum beat, whether it be with his hands or feet.

Likely has ranted before about how common 2/4 beats are in music and how annoying it is.

Likely has ranted about many other things- silly and serious- relating to his interests. He can just do that. Good for him <3

He can and will find ways to always joke about things, whether it be good or bad

Listens to a variety of music, he likes stuff ranging from breakcore to metal. Anything with a good beat.

He usually drives the car but sometimes he takes shotgun so he can watch the scenery fly by.

Demisexual+biromantic, he/him+they/them (when he feels more fluid.)

Started smoking weed because of getting MAD as a kid. He's since forgotten why.

Convinced himself Always believed alternates didn't exist.

Ended up dying via alternate.

[foster-the-moths]

peepaw looking a bit musty :/

[the-goddessfighter12]

Might be a bit of a silly question but what do you think the heights of Gabriel and Toonbriel are?

Based on your art of him standing next to (regular) people, Gabriel looks like he's at least 8'0, and as for Toonbriel- idk maybe 5'6? Maybe it's because of his softer appearance but I can't imagine him being tall lol.

ok, this is more interesting than usual! :D Well, Gabriel and Toonbriel should be the same height, but since they are (or at least one is still) angels, I think they would naturally be taller than humans.. about 7'8. Going by the fact that they are "non-material" beings I think(?) both can shapeshift, so Toonbriel tends to get the average human size 5'8 to be more family-friendly. Gabriel on the other hand is the complete opposite, that mf stretches like at least 9'1 to be creepy AF. That would leave The intruder at 8'5 and N at 9'8

[handbagman]

oguugugh

based on this hc

[monodoesstuff]

so i found my headcanon document from late 2022

most of these still stand, but i might rename the alternates made from memories

stage 1. denial

so i could maybe explain this??? most of the headcanons were mainly for a comedy AU, and i apparently had an AU idea where Preacher was actually Felix Kranken??? i also thought that Preacher was a guy?? what was wrong with me???

this was based off a meme. a literal tiktok audio meme.

also bonus previous version thing

BOY WHAT THE HÆEEELLLLLLLLLLL 💀💀💀💀💀

[myh3adhurts]

This is my new favorite thing

The second one is a HC thing, it's still Adam

[mixzymisc]

If Mark and Cesar’s friendship ended up being toxic/unhealthy this entire time. This whole fandom will implode on itself I’m not joking.

[paranormeow7]

do y’all think adam and jonah would’ve liked mean girls (i think maybe I’ll draw them watching it 2gether)

[svturn-exe]

adam mimics. both because he's scraggly alley cat core but also because of alternate instincts. he soaks up -isms like a sponge

when he's confused about something he'll widen his eyes and look very mildly alarmed the way jonah does. or he'll keep reflexively tugging down his right sleeve, not because it has anything there to conceal but because jonah does. he pulls the same stupid borderline-crosseyed Gamer Concentration Face as jonah and laughs like them too, full-bodied and falling over into the nearest person (or unfortunate object about to be sent tumbling to the floor)

it gets mad like sarah does. it clenches his jaw and grits its teeth and glares like her. but he smiles like her too, wide and showing off his too many too-sharp teeth. and sometimes sarah will get really into a project, and she'll only notice she's been at it for far too long when she looks up from her computer and sees adam hunched over like a gargoyle with a severe spine injury, and she realizes it's mirroring her and she's been in that position for three hours straight. ouch

sometimes he reaches up to his chest and does an odd little gesture with his hand, because he picked up the way evelin plays with her long hair, too, but he doesn't have hair that long so it just looks a like a strange little fidget. and on the rare occasions adam decides to pick up a book (or, more likely, a comic book) he curls up on a chair or couch the way evelin does - practically sideways, leaning against the arm, feet tucked under him. except he's way bigger and lankier than evelin, so he more resembles a tumbleweed of human (dubious) limbs than anything

[lvlpin]

I just saw the kindergarten au with Gabriel idea and yes.

Gabriel is just a tired dad having to take care of 500+ alternate children with only Stanley, Not Cesar, and Six as his capable children who are allowed to go terrorize humanity.

Listen, he's had overthrone God, replaced Jesus and to keep the real Gabriel locked up in a sand tomb. Now six is kidnapping small children while Stanley is telling said kids how to make tulpas, that's a lot of children and newly formed alternates to deal with.

-soap

alt gabriel's gonna have even more gray hairs than he already has with That situation. Loser (/LH)

pov you're the antichrist and managed to overthrow Jesus but now you have to take care of thousands of your underlings and kids your one (1) Annoying Fucking Underling (which is one of the highest in the ranks other than yourself so you cant even do shit) stole while The Other One does nothing but make More Alternates, and the other is honestly just DysfunctionalTM

[gelatinorifice]

In celebration of vol. 333 and Pride Month I gift to you, my yummy yummy children, The Gender

[foster-the-moths]

part 2 to my other post bc i realized i never elaborated on what i think adam and jonah's friendship is like in canon: i think adam kind of. knows he isn't really all that great at the whole 'friendship' thing. hes never really made a good, lasting connection with someone that didnt end badly and by the time he meets jonah i think hes recognized that pattern. he believes that no matter what, he will end up hurting someone if he gets close to them. so when he realizes jonah is trying to be his friend he just. tells him this. how every friendship hes had has crashed and burned and he doesnt know what he did wrong but he doesnt want a repeat of it. and he expects jonah to bail out after hearing this. but he doesn't. instead he insists on being friends with adam, because hes in the same boat. maybe hes afraid of commitment, or ghosted people, or just never really made friends to begin with, but it doesnt matter. because how could it possibly turn out worse than all of the other times? it can't hurt worse than it already does. thats jonah's logic, at least. and eventually adam gives up on trying to warn him and just. lets himself have a friend for once. a friend thats admittedly really annoying and makes jokes he doesnt understand and pushes his buttons on purpose but. he's a friend, and adam will take what he can get. and maybe after they do drugs and chase raccoons out of people's attics they get closer, and maybe, just maybe, jonah was right. maybe this time it won't fall apart. maybe this time adam has a friend. and on jonah's end, maybe he's finally found someone he can look in the eye, that he doesn't want to hide from after a month. maybe he can actually keep a friend for once, maybe he can stop running. so imagine how horrible it is when jonah finally runs into something he cannot run away from, and when adam finds an empty car with blood on the side of the road, the only thing he can think is how much of a fool jonah was to think it could be different for once. and how much of a fool adam was for believing him. and maybe when a voice in his head whispers that maybe they were never really friends to begin with if jonah left him behind, he listens to it. because its easier than losing his only friend.

[hueyemmerichsexolegs]

TOONBRIEL!!

[handbagman]

Cesar’s definitely a chaotic friend, and no one can tell me otherwise.

He and Mark are going somewhere, and while Mark has barely started walking, Cesar is already half way down the street cackling.

multiple instances of Menace Cesar TM