#tmnt mikey is a chaos god

[brightlotusmoon]

Thank you for your service.

One-armed turtle club, part 2:

Why has no one talked about the chaotic potential 03 Mikey and Rise Leo have to just be the most unhinged pun gods ever. Their friendship is downright dangerous.

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(Very cheap commissions! Literally $3 for half the stuff there because my drawings are not as desirable as others lol)

[thebadchoicemachine]

I’m absolutely deranged right now BUT

2012 AU where April is the only one left. Ever. Life on other planets is gone too. The turtles got warped into a cosmic eldritch state (technically gods but like them as people are for sure super dead). The remnants of them follow April.

Donnie is now a force of inspiration, Raph of strength and passion, Mikey of chaos, and Leo of clarity and stealth.

April travels dimension in their ship now, searching for a world just like hers that she can just hop into. Since the multiverse is infinite but she no longer ages she can search infinitely. This drives her a little insane obviously. She’s also run into a LOT of worlds where one of the main four or splinter is dead or where they don’t exist at all.

Then she crashes into ROTTMNT world. Wants a break to hang out there for a moment. Needs a break.

Anyway, then the Rise gang has to deal with this alternate dimension “”April”” who’s clearly Unwell mentally but also can keep up with every turtle in their respective field for some reason?

April goes “MIKEY! Why’re you so small here? You still a weirdo? Good. RAPH! Whoah are you guys different species here? Donnie! You’re even more purple that I was expecting, nice! Can you help me with a tracker—LEOOoooo…. there’s nothing familiar about you to me! but I am happy to see you too!”

After a LOT of convincing they let her stay. They slowly bond discussing their dimensions differences. Eventually April starts saying some really weird things, asking questions about death in fits of solemness, talking to herself as though the tmnt are there, stuff like that. Especially to Rise!April.

Rise!Donnie after snooping investigating her stuff gets it in his head that she had gone insane and killed everyone and was plotting to kill them. His evidence? The braided cloth she wore around her neck was actually all their masks.

Rise!Raph calms him down like “hey. That’s crazy.”

Leo integers with the evidence that SHE (Other [2012] April) is crazy.

Mikey, who’s been oddly silent and hasn’t stopped staring at the masks, (the only one who’s put the empathetic pieces together of the loss April must be going through) begins to ask “What if she just—“

Other April is standing in the doorway with her hockey stick, casting a shadow on all of them. She’s visibly furious, and honestly terrifying as she rushes toward the brothers.

Instead of attacking them, though, she just shoves them out of the way and frantically begins braiding the masks back together.

“You can’t separate them,” she scolded, panic and anger and a deep forlorn in her voice. “They have to stay together. How’d YOU feel if I tore you from your bro—“

She stops realizing how they’re all looking at her. Apologizes. Says she’ll leave now.

Mikey says wait and asks very very gently if she’d like to talk about it. Other April stops. Then breaks down a little.

One emergency session with the whole family gathered later, Shedder asks Other April to begin talking, if she’s ready. She numbly shrugs and says “it’s a short story. I lost everything.”

Splinter goes into a really wise and comforting lecture about how there’s always something left as long as she’s around but Other April snappily stops him.

“You don’t understand. I lost EVERYTHING. It’s not just my dad, or Splinter, or Casey, or Leo, Mikey, Raph, or Donnie. It’s all gone. I can never go home because I don’t have a home to go back to.” She starts tearing up, processing emotions she’s spent lifetimes avoiding with her search. “When Earth was destroyed I thought ‘that’s it. I’ll never be sad again. I just watched billions of people die, I watched my whole life—every human’s entire world—implode. How do you even grieve that?.”

She explains her whole story, though the others ask a lot of questions when she gets to what exactly happened to the turtles, and her goal of finding a home exactly like hers but without an April.

They all agree she’s 100% insane, but genuine, and IS their friend. Lots of good family stuff happens and In the end, Other April is unable to be convinced to abandon her mission of finding HER friends again, but is a lot less one-minded about it. Donnie helps rig her up a way to track the dimensions she’s in both so she can search easier and so she can return eventually.

They all say goodbye, Rise!April gives her the biggest hug imaginable and a bunch of weapons. The boys send her off with a copy of just about every Lou Jitsu and JJ film they can think of, and she’s off.

[dylniz]

TMNT MUTANT REIGN CHAPTER 3 Sneak Peek

April was honestly considering throwing away her whole future just to beat someone up again.

How was it possible for someone to be so annoying and dumb it’s almost comedic? How was it possible for Casey Jones to be the literal worst project partner in the history of human education?

“We have to pick a specific genre from a specific country as our topic. Shakespeare on his own is not a genre.”

Casey just shrugged, arms crossed, looking infuriatingly bored. “I dunno. I just said the first name I thought of. Are we allowed to pick, like…singers? ‘Cause they write lyrics? Writing about Ken Carson could be pretty rad.”

If god was real, she clearly was not on his good side. There was no other explanation for her having to deal with this oatmeal cookie in thrifted JNCO jeans besides divine punishment.

“No! We are not writing about Ken Carson for our—“ she sighed, exhaling through her nose to calm herself down.

“Can you tell me up front whether or not you give a fuck ‘bout this assignment? It’ll be a lot easier that way to explain to Mrs Choi why only my name is on the final project.”

That got his attention. He straightened, slightly.

“Okay okay, jeez! Listen, Amy—“

“It’s April.”

“Can I just call you Red? Red, listen, I’m sorry.”

April raised a very unimpressed eyebrow. “You’re sorry.”

Casey nodded. “I can’t fail this class. Like, at all. My grades already circling in the drain.”

“Then why aren’t you doin’ jack shit??” She said, her voice a little louder now. One kid glanced over, clocked the chaos, and promptly looked away again, deciding it wasn’t interesting enough to keep listening in on.

Casey glanced around nervously before speaking a bit more quietly.

“I genuinely don’t know anything! Okay? We miss hella classes due to hockey season and I’m really, really bad with names. These authors all sound like gibberish to me. Okay?”

..Oh. 

April bit the inside of her cheek, that explained some things.

“Okay…okay, look. This is a research project right? It’s not rocket science. We have like…a month to complete it. We’ve got a month. If you show up, we can knock it out together. I’ll help you research, maybe do most of the writing, help with your section. Deal?”

He lifted his hand like he was going in for a dap.

April gave him a look so cold he put it back down without a word.

“How about this,” she continued. “We hit the library after school, pick a topic, do a little diggin’ and go from there. Sound good?”

Casey nodded.

“Perfect. Now—“

Her sentence was interrupted by the bell and the sound of chairs scraping against the floor as students enthusiastically got ready to leave.

Casey immediately slung his bag over his shoulder like he was training for a sprint. April was about to do the same when her phone buzzed.

Phone call from: Mikey

“Uhh, can you gimme just a sec? I need to take this.” April said as Casey just shrugged,  wandering off toward Taylen, who immediately looped her arm through his and threw April another sharp look over her shoulder.

April ignored and picked up. 

“Mikey, what’s up?”

“April! Are you free after school?”

April glanced back at the doorway. Casey was now fist-bumping one of his hockey teammates while Taylen scrolled on her phone, still hanging off his arm.

“Uhh, not really. I’ve got a project to—”

“Well you better make time because we need you.”

“Mikey, man I wish, I got a project I need to start tonight.”

“It’s about the lab, we need the portal again.”

April blinked.

“You wanna drag me down that hole again?? Why??”

A new voice, Donnie’s voice specifically chimed in from the other end.

“I hacked a US satellite to locate more mutants.”

“…”

“April?”

“You’re telling me—” she glanced around and dropped her voice to a whisper. “You’re telling me you hacked a—”

“Technically also a CIA satellite.”

“Oh, even better. Now I’m an accomplice. Get the CIA on my ass too! I’m gonna get waterboarded in a warehouse somewhere in Jersey. Is this call being traced?”

“Of course it’s not, I made sure our phones make all our calls untraceable.” Donnie scoffed.

“Great. Awesome.” April rubbed her forehead. “So you need me to unlock the portal so you can…what, find a mutant?”

“Yyyup.” Leo said.

“And this is like- urgent. Like- I have to head over to the Gramercy sewer like..RIGHT after school.”

“Preferably. We’re hoping to find this one mutant before we lose its signal.” Donnie said.

April glanced at Casey and sighed. “Okay. Okay fine I’ll— I’ll be there in 40.”

She hung up, squared her shoulders, and dragged herself to the doorway, where Casey was waiting, Taylen still hanging on him like an accessory.

“Red! Red-y to head out? Get it? Like ready but—“

“Yeah, yeah, I got it.” April offered a pained smile. “So…I’m sorry Jones but something came up. My friends uhh..” she trailed off under the stares of Taylen and Casey’s hockey teammate, both eyeing her oddly.

“My friends…dog died and he’s like…crying. And stuff.”

“Awh what? That’s horrible!” Casey said.

“Yeah yeah he was like full on sobbing over the phone so…rain check?”

“Of course man. Totally get it. Like when I was 6 my dog Princesa choked to death on one of my mom’s earrings and I cried so much I threw up.”

Taylen wrinkled her nose in disgust.

“Wow.” April said, already backing away. “Okay, that’s really sad. Really sad— but I gotta get going so…just text me on insta!”

“I don’t have your insta.”

“…I’ll text you. Bye!”

And with that she scurried off.

There was a beat of silence before Taylen snorted. “She’s such a weirdo.”

Liam, Casey’s teammate, smirked. “She’s got issues y’know. Like, actual psychological problems.”

“Okay okay, she’s not bad.” Casey said, rubbing the back of his neck.

Taylen played with the ends of her shiny brown hair. “You don’t remember when I told you about the lunchroom incident? I couldn’t get that juice out of my top after two washes. It looked like hippie tie-dye.”

“Okay, that was a bit uncalled for but that was like— two years ago right? Drama from 8th grade? And like, she’s smart. At least I won’t flunk!”

Taylen rolled her eyes. “Whatever, she’s still an aggro freak. Does this mean you’re coming to Monica’s tonight?”

“Yeah totally. Do you need me to bring drinks?”

“Duh.”

…

[thatsmygirl6612]

Unofficial TMNT Quote

Mikey, randomly walking into the lab at 3am: Hey, what does A stand for? Donnie, about to fall asleep: God, Mikey. Shut the F up. Mikey, trying not to laugh: What does A stand for? Donnie, burying his face in his hands: Your ass. Mikey, laughing quietly: No, seriously. What does A stand for? Donnie: Your super ass. Mikey: …I guess I‘Ll take that. What does B stand for? Donnie: B!tch. Mikey, now doubled over laughing: *laughs* Raph in his room, having been woken up by the laughing: What the hell?

This was actually based off an interaction between me and my brother, right before bed. I just randomly walked into his room and said, “What does A stand for?” Chaos ensued. (Idk why i was laughing so hard though) If it wasn’t clear, I was trying to do that arson, barson, commit arson etc. thing with him. Obviously he didn’t know it existed even though I‘ve showed it to him so many times. This interaction is with the 12 turtles, just because I’m more familiar with them, but I have tagged other iterations because they also fit. (Rise also IG if you swap Raph for Leo)

[k0nanharv3y]

Since I didn't find a promising list of Fanfics with Mikey Centric, I'M MAKING MY OWN

You can leave suggestions, THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE FROM 2012 OR MIKEY, JUST THAT HE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER AND THE BOYS FROM 2012 WERE VERY FUCKED, but I am also open to reading from all the series and all the characters. (If you recommend LFLS I'm going to throw you out the window)

This will be constantly updated, but it's like... 3 in the morning here and I have school tomorrow

HEY SUNSHINE The darkness is safe but darkness is still darkness. Everyone needs sunshine to make the darkness feel less bleak.

Underground there was no sunshine.

Mikey decided that he would be that light no matter what it did to him

-My favorite story of all time, if you like Badass Mikey this is your story

REMEMBER YOUR MISSION 8 times Mikey drifted with someone...

...and one time he didn't need to.

-The 2012! TMNT x Pacific Rim AU It's good, it's worth it a thousand times, but it's more to pass the time and be calm from so much angst

Edit - REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT ANGST? WELL, I LIED TO YOU *starts crying on the floor*

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE MEANS (and it's killing me) "Finally, they could try and regain their lost childhood, to be a family again.

Except…

His family didn’t feel like family anymore.

-Do I... do I have to explain this? It's... I cried a thousand times when I read it, it's worth a thousand times the moon but... I'M STILL CRYING MY GOD

SPRAY PAINT, VIOLENCE AND SUPERHEROES Miles and Mikey meet up and decide to fight crime together. Absolute chaos ensues.

Turns out, bad guys don't like turtles and spiders together very much.

-I NEED TO SAY THAT I AM A SHELLSHOCKED FAN, I LOVE THEM, THEY ARE MY BABIES

FIVE MINUTES 'TIL SELF DESTRUCT Even the mightiest of ninja cannot always avoid illness. In Mikey's case, it's the one thing he's never quite been able to dodge. But when a simple cold leaves the family's youngest without a voice, misadventures quickly turn into discoveries as the family bands together. Let the sick days begin

-It's fun, it's VERY good to pass the time, I really liked the narrative and how the brothers interacted

BABY BROTHER When it comes to Mikey

Leo indulges, Raph protects and Donnie teaches

-THEY MAKE ME GO QKAJQIHDJQJANQNDKQLA I LOVE THEM THEY DESERVE THE FUCKING WORLD

TWO HALVES OF A WHOLE HEART Whenever Mikey isn't feeling to great, he'll seek out his older brother.

-I CAN'T I LOVE THEM

I CAN'T HANDLE REJECTION Michelangelo breaks the TV.

-It couldn't all be so fluff, it takes a little bit of a lot of depression to live

WHERE DO WE BEGIN? (the rubble or our sins) Mikey is hit by cuddle pollen, and he and his brothers try to deal with it. (And maybe heal some family wounds along the way.)

-You don't know it's sad until the sad thing comes

ONE MORE NIGHT (please, just for tonight) The night before his big trip, Mikey's brothers stood him up. He pretends he's not hurt about this

-You know you should cry, you didn't because you're a monster.

BE LIKE YOUR BROTHER (and never like yourself) Three times Mikey tried to be like his big brothers.

And one time they told him he didn't have to

-Ah, I could read this a thousand and one times.

WHAT NICOTINE DOES Mikey looks for a way to sleep again without nightmares. He's not doing his best

-Ah, yes, this is me promoting my own fanfic

SONG OF A SUNNY DAY (fading into dusk) The lair has been filled with nothing but the sounds of a heart monitor and quiet. It's too quiet for Mikey, so he goes on a solo run of the city. He finds a violin case on the ground and decides to take it home

-I have love for this story. It was one of the first ones I read and the reason I returned to my love of the violin. Don't look for much angst... they serve it as a main dish

SO HERE'S TO THE HEARTACHE The sequel to "You don't know what love means (and it's killing me)"

-I JUST *CRY INTENSELY*

A CALCULATED PLAN Mourning the loss of splinter, the four turtles struggle to maintain a positive relationship with each other. But when Leo finds a letter saying that Donatello will be the new leader, the divide between the brothers becomes larger.

-HAHAHAHHAHA you are going to suffer so bad

SWAY On an undercover mission to stop a villain’s scheme, one named King Pen who was hosting a party Mikey meets Miles and they have a dance. Let’s sway!

-WOAHHHH I WANT A BOYFRIEND SO HARD *cries*

EMPATHY AMPLIFIED Mikey’s always been one to shoulder his brother’s pain. What happens when the family therapist begins to experience mystic empathy? New powers plus old habits die hard.

-I just... FUCK OFF MAN I READ IT DURING THE NIGHT 'CUZ I HAD A HYPERFIXATION U NEED TO READ THIS

THE SHINOBI'S GARDEN

-Compilation of one-shots of series that I love and will leave here below

DEVIL TOOK YOUR HAND Michelangelo gets ambushed; the Shredder gets another chance to test his mind control serum (I... can't say it)

ALL THE SMALL THINGS An experiment gone wrong de-aged Donnie back into a toddler. Good thing Mikey's great with kids. (ABUBUBUBUAAAHHH I LOVE THEM SM)

RECORD-BREAKING HEAT Losing power overnight may also mean losing your pet cat, if she's made of ice cream (Yeah,... *cry*)

IF WISHES WERE FISHES Raph, Leo and Donnie are quadruplets whose baby brother died the day they were born. When Raphael brings home a new friend with wide blue eyes, a face full of freckles, and a brown belt in karate, the whole family gets a taste of what it might have been like had Michelangelo survived (I just love this story :])

WALK WITH OPEN HANDS Mikey’s head snaps up like a rubber band, so fast it hurts his neck. His father is standing in the doorway, whole and unharmed and strong. He tilts his head, taking in the probably dumb way Mikey is just standing there staring up at him (I'm pretty sure I still don't understand the ending. BUT FUCK, IT'S A WORK OF DAMN ART)

TRAVELING SO FAR TO GET THERE The sound of the apocalypse is a pop number from 1968 by The Foundations. And that’s only because Raphael’s little brother didn’t have the common courtesy to get a decent punk-rock song stuck in his head on the day they fell into this hellscape in the first place. He’s just saying, The Clash or The Offspring or even Fall Out Boy would make more sense, like, thematically. Instead he’s stuck listening to—. “WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP! BUTTERCUP, BABY, JUST TO LET ME DOWN!". “Mikey,” he yells across the street, “I swear to GOD!” (Long description, and yes, The Foundations became my favorite artists for a week just because of this story)

PROBLEM CHILD Michelangelo has three overprotective big brothers, some questionable friends, a burgeoning need to make himself useful, and a lot of growing up to do. (MY GOSH YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS ONE)

I'VE BEEN AFRAID OF CHANGING It’s not fair. Donnie’s so smart. He’s tired and overworked and unhappy, but he’s smart. How can he get this one thing so wrong? How can he not know Mikey as well as he used to, like all of those years of being each other’s best friends and co-conspirators and secret-keepers from where they were relegated to the “B Team” aren’t as intrinsic and important and fundamental to him as they are to Mikey? How can he look at Mikey, right in the face, and not understand him at all?. Something breaks. (I hate myself for thinking the deleted scenes from 2007 were trash)

-And like these stories, she has thousands more, only these are my favorites and they have Mikey in them, but yes, it has Leo and Usagi, Raph and Casey, Donnie being... Donnie i guess

[allyssl]

WTIYS 'Write your characters moving in! How did they fair? Are they excited? Let us know!'

@tmnt-fandom-family-reunion @tmntfandomfamilyreunionlore (Cab 8)

abou 503 worbs

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Leo was the first to stand after the portal flop. Well, only he and Donnie actually ended up falling on their faces. Raph was close enough to catch mikey with her tail and had used his own wings to hover.

The pang of jealousy at how easy it seemed for his eldest sib was beaten and buried in the corner of his brain as he plastered on a smile.

"Hey! It was real!"

He looked back at his now standing siblings, right hands shifting to rest on his hip and lower shoulder. They didn't look hurt. That's good. And Donnie's new Battle Shell design seemed to be holding up as well.

All in all, pretty good!

"Hey, hermanes! We're back at camp!"

Raph's initial shock at the random portal seemed to be forgotten, giving way to anger that he kinda wished she left back at the lair. He knows it doesn't work like that, but come on! They're at camp now! It looked different, but there weren't many 'multiversal camps' around.

At least he thinks so.

Losing the little statue thingy to the Foot Clan could wait til they were back home.

It's fine.

Leo strode over to the pile of duffle bags that appeared with them. Huh. ✨Magic✨. They were even color coded!

Lifting his own and searching through it real quick revealed basic essentials for his routines and some clothes from his closet. Little creepy that the magic lads yoinked some of his stuff, but it was fine. They didn't exactly pack for the random chaos portal.

He almost lifted it onto his shoulder before his wings reminded him of their presence with a buzz reflecting his excitement over being back here. He chose to instead hug it with his lower arms as he took gliding steps to the door of their cabin.

Eight, huh? He didn't know who all was in it yet, but three'd been a blast last year.

"Let's set up, bros! We squatting in the walls again or sticking with the beds?"

Raph let out one of her frustrated huffs before walking off with a quick shout of. "Raph needs some air, I'll be back in a bit!"

Fuck, he hated pissing the snapper off. He knows his plan to lose the leader roll was reckless as all hell, but the thought it would've, y'now, worked by now.

He dragged the wind back into his sails and smiled at his little siblings. They were giving each other that look again... God, he hated that it was him that caused it. The butterfly slider strode back to the bags and stacked the red one on his own.

"Lets go set up, yeah?"

He could hear them eventually follow him through the door. The silence was a little... tense... but it's fine! They're at camp! It'll be fine. They just needed a bit to cool down and explore and settle in, then everything will be fine. Like last time at camp! It's not li-

THE BEDS ARE POCKET DIMENSIONS?

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[orangepawn39]

@justalittleobsessed (cabin 15) and @languajix (cabin 14) can't BELIEVE Raphaels are going around and causing chaos! Now only if they could find their Michelangelos...

@tmnt-fandom-family-reunion

A beach day event

Oh god future mikey is not very happy about this... ._.

@tmnt-fandom-family-reunion

[tmnt-crossover-polls]

DOOM round 1 part 3

Lost but never found summary : Leo gets trapped in the prison dimension only to get sent to the undertale multiverse a little while later. Leo gets changed into Error, the forced god of destruction. Years later he finds a way home! Now he has to get reacquainted with his family while as figuring out how to get his new friends to his world... And, figure out if the reason he was able to in the first place was due to some nefarious plot...

Memories summary : The 2k12 turtles accidentally entered the rise dimension when they were 12. After a while of taking care of them, they had to leave after their gateway begins to close off. But nine years later, after the events of both series, a freak accident brings them back. With the groups quickly getting reattached, they help each other with new enemies, past trauma, and getting better with their feelings.

Mystic malfunction summary : Rise Mikey has a really bad time when, after the movie, his mystic powers are spiraling out of control, leading him to get transported into the 2012 universe. Now he has to deal with new and old villains, be incorporated into a new family, fight off (and vehemently ignore) his inner demons (cause he’s FiNe), go batshit insane on 2012 Kraang cause ✨trauma✨, and get pushed to his absolute lowest moment in order to start to heal and confront his problems.

I think we broke time continuum summery : Two friends, both masters at their work, both like to tinker with mechanisms in their free time, and both are talented when it comes to electronics. They met by chance, pure coincidence you could say but they stayed. It might be that they soon found each other's company a pleasing one to be around. Sometimes it might even feel like they're talking with someone who understands them better than they do. The only problem? They're dimensions apart. The second dilemma? They're both their counterparts and showing their faces to the other is the last thing on their to-do list. Aka Rise!Donnie suddenly meeting 2012!Donnie while searching for… Stuff through some nerdy forum and unknowingly befriending this other turtle. Let's add to the mix both purple lovers brothers, who are only waiting for occasions to create chaos! Really, someone might think they are this close to breaking the time continuum.

Slayer in a half shell summary : Long ago in a not so distant past, four brothers were separated after a great tragedy... Only to get wrapped up in the life of demon slayers and demons

@tmnt-obsessed-ace

@theawesomeninja-xd

@vanillavengeance

@havendoesthings

@virgilisspidey

[critter-core]

For funsies cause why not :3

Currently my main ones are Mikey and Donnie from Rise, but ngl Mondo's up there too, and I have other characters on my kin list (like Cinnamoroll and Ralsei, all on Piper's TH Page)

Matches give bigger arson vibes~

Dear god no

Mothman or Nessie all the way cause they slayy

Brown, but like, a really really dark brown

Because in life you just gotta do that

Can I... Wear scrunchies on my arms? :3

Zero because I am constantly dehydrating myself

Trick answer, hot chocolate (I uhh... I don't do coffee...)

Nah, I'd hire my slytherin friends to do it for me~

Typing a story quietly in the corner of my dismissal class...

Currently? Mostly clear and sunny

Actually not that long ago, maybe 30 minutes? Carrots uwu

Ngl it do be smellin nice...

n o. Unless you count co-parent to a fluffy dog-

Kinda? If there's a parent in the car seat (I've got a learner's)

The- The one where things are blurry far away??

Uhhh, y'know what give me a se- Redken All Soft (lol)

I wouldn't trust myself but if you like chaos I'd try

Soda ngl, pop's more fun tho lol

That red Chinese dragon figure my mom got from China :3

One that will never leave your side once friendship is established

I have a circulation problem and my hands are always numb- (h8 it)

Human observation :]

ew no (my autism sensory issues hates the idea lol)

Me coming out to my parents but realizing it's a bad idea a-

Ehhhh I think I tend to get like maybe 5 hours at most??

When you're sick or you're in a pandemic, say it with me now WEAR YOUR GOSH DARN MASK (I'm passionate)

Burning my skin hot- oh hey, when did that red get there?

No, I'm good about dishes (mostly cause we live in a bug zone)

Uhhh... When I'm mad I listen to music with yelling. When I'm sad I listen to music from the 80s-90s or string music :')

Fluffy towel o o

The adventure to see how long I can tolerate my dad :D

Animal by Miike Snow, almost, just need it playing

EST

Well pretty much every username change so first there was The Critter Cafe, then it was Critter Bones and then it was The Tropical Tavern and then it was Toucan Tropic and then it went back to Critter Bones and then it went to Critter Core (minus the spaces)

Don't have anybody like that, though I've known a bestie for 3

Eh, idk, dove? I don't like how bar soap makes your hands sticky.

ew no (no hate from here, just another thing I'm not into lol)

Carrots and hummus uwu (and dried seaweed)

with a heck ton of sugar and whipped cream and turn coffee into coffeen and turn coffeen into caffeine and turn caffeine into a frappuccino B)

Other than this godforsaken site- discord. Chronically online

They're tasty usually but it's sad that it hurts to eat them :(

Matt Walsh no hesitation I mean whaaaat say who now??

Uhhh... I went to school... I was very bored?

bjsvbbv Coraline if it counts for Halloween, Snow Buddies if not

"istg I love the references sm xD" me talkin to my pal abt tmnt lol

When my mom offered one even though I'm underage it was bad :(

They would probably sink u_u

Meh sure why not. For the funsies~

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

[misteria247]

I'd like to share a head canon because why not-

So ya know how in a lot of the Tmnt franchise Mikey's always a bit dramatic at times?? Well consider this:

Rise Mikey with 2012 and 2003 Mikey, and all three of them are super dramatic. Like I'm talking about over 9,000 levels of dramatic. Like one of them will like eat their last slice of pizza and they'll be like-

"The Gods have forsaken me my orange amigos, I've just finished my last slice of pizza."

And the other two are like-

"We're sorry for your loss, we'll hold a funeral for this tragedy."

And they just do this kind of thing constantly, from being extremely dramatic over shenanigans and hijinks to pretending to die in pillow fights or boredom. Just the whole nine yards.

And their brothers are just desperately trying to keep their sanity and are constantly torn between being either highly amused, extremely exasperated or just straight up losing their minds. It's just all around chaos especially when the trio get the others to join in on their overdramatic insanity and it's just an absolute circus.

[goodlucktai]

all the things that i could live without

rise of the tmnt pairing: don & leo word count: 1349 title borrowed from if i didn’t have you by banners post-movie

read on ao3

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“Hamato Donatello,” Leo said, his even tone riding the line of good humor and sternness both. “How much shell time have you had today?”

Donnie pointedly doesn’t look up from his iPad. Making eye contact in these moments is too risky. Leo can clock a lie with such accuracy that Donnie thinks it must be a secondary mutation or something, because it certainly isn't natural. The only reason any of them get away with anything is because Donnie’s twin is an agent of chaos, more likely to encourage their stupidity than put a kibosh on it.

Shell time, however, is one of Those Things Leo Takes Very Seriously.

“Scoff,” Donnie says. “I’ll take a break in a minute, I want to finish reading this dissertation I found about chronic musculoskeletal pain and physiotherapy. Not all of it can be applied to us, given that it’s written by humans for humans, but—”

“Dude, it’s like four PM.” Leo’s tone has made its choice, leaning away from amused and into firm. Nooo. “You’re not gonna be able to sleep tonight if you don’t stretch out soon.”

“And I will, soon,” Don replies. It’s the pinnacle of absurdity that they’re talking about his stupid spine when Leo is the one recovering from multiple traumatic injuries.

Leo doesn’t think so, because of course he doesn’t. He’s like a dog with a bone. His persistent personality has saved all their shells more than a dozen times but that doesn’t mean Donnie has to like it when it’s aimed against him.

“We can do this the easy way or the hard way,” the slider says with no small amount of showmanship.

Despite himself, Donnie glances up from his tablet. He can feel himself go soft to match his dumb shell, even if it doesn’t show on his face. He loves Leo so much, even when Leo’s being his absolute worst self, and right now Leo is being his best. Warmth unspools like fiber cable in Donnie’s chest, prickly and sparking.

They came so close to losing him. What would they have done without him? It’s frightening to think about. For once in his life, Donnie doesn’t want to know.  

He sits back in his chair, ignoring the twinge in his lower back the way he’s ignored it for the past three hours, and says, “What does the hard way look like?”

“You’re gonna hate it.”

“Color me intrigued.”

Leo shrugs and starts to lift himself up. The infirmary bed is raised at an angle, to help Leo breathe and reduce the risk of pneumonia that has kept Don awake at night, but now he’s pushing himself upright all the way, kicking at his blanket with the foot that isn’t casted.

“Oh my god, stop, I hate it,” Donnie blurts, all but flinging his tablet aside in his rush to put an end to this nightmare. “You win, you monster!”

Smugly, Leo says, “I always win. Even when I lose.”

“Oh, you must be feeling better,” Don tells him, easing him back down with gentle hands that don’t match his annoyed tone. “Because once again, you are completely delusional.”

It earns him a chuckle, a wheezing shade of what should have been a loud, lively thing, but it feels like a victory anyway. Don will take it. He won’t let it go.

Leo pats the bed beside him. Donnie sighs performatively, but he’s turtle enough to admit when he’s been outplayed.

The battle shell disengages with a hiss of hydraulics and he sets it aside. It’s such an immediate relief to work out his shoulders, and twist his fragile spine, that he maybe should have taken it off earlier, after all.

“Bring your tablet over here,” Leo says. “I wanna watch that baking show where no one knows what they’re doing.”

Donnie settles in beside him, and he doesn’t outwardly fuss the way Raph and Mikey and Casey all do, but he’s very, very careful behind the casual manner. His brother’s body was so broken, almost beyond repair. He has months of recovery left, and as the team medic, Leo knows that.

But he did what he did for the sake of his family and now he just wants to be close to them. He doesn’t want to be shut away in the infirmary and tiptoed around and hugged so gingerly that the mean voice in his brain is able to convince him that the space and distance and reluctant touches are because he did something wrong.

That mean inner voice that Leo sometimes listens to is as much his siblings’ sworn enemy as the Shredder ever was.

So, after a clan meeting taken when Leo was finally, fitfully asleep, and one educational screening of Patch Adams that made Casey and Raph both cry, they decided to forgo all the values of traditional medicine and give Leo what he needed instead.

They’re hardier than baseline humans are, and if the Krang couldn’t kill Leo in its own dimension than it’s likely nothing can, and these are the arguments Leo makes to be allowed out of bed.

It’s all a moot point. As soon as he lifts his hands toward Raph, Raph is already stooping to pick him up, no matter what side of the argument he’d been on a second ago.

Leo gets carried around so much he hasn’t even used the ethically-sourced wheelchair April dragged to the lair for him. There are so many people willing to hold him at all hours of the day and night that mobility is the least of his issues, even with all his broken bones.

They have to keep an eye on him. Sometimes Leo actually is too sore or too tired to do much of anything. Right now, there’s a rattle in his lungs that Donnie doesn’t like, so he’s stuck in bed for real. But that doesn’t mean they can’t keep him company anyway. And it’s not like they don’t want to be near him.

His infirmary bed is parked in the lab for now, but Mikey has made more than one passive-aggressive remark about brother-hoggers since lunch, so it’s likely they’ll end up having a sleepover in the living room again tonight.

It’s hard for Don sometimes, being in the middle of a group. It’s easy to feel smothered. His skin starts to itch if he can’t slip away. Sometimes a hug makes him want to slide into his shell the way Mikey hides in his when he gets spooked, even though it’s a biological impossibility for his species.

But it’s not hard all the time. There are some days when it’s the easiest thing in the world.

So Donnie is very careful, but it’s the work of seconds to get settled, because he’s done this about a billion times by now. He’s on Leo’s good side, so Leo can shuffle in as close as he wants, and he brings up the first season of Nailed It! on his iPad even though he knows Leo isn’t going to last a single episode.

Sure enough, in a manner of minutes, his brother’s head on his shoulder becomes a heavy weight and Leo’s breathing evens out in his sleep.

Donnie lets the rest of the episode play even though he could switch back to his dissertation now. The lights in the lab dimmed automatically when Leo started to doze off, and Donnie is too comfortable to bring them back up again.

He tips to the side until his cheek comes to rest on the top of his striped brother’s bruised head and when he exhales all the tension he’s been carrying around all day blows out of him.

Belatedly, Don realizes that he’s been conned into taking a nap.

“Ugh, Nardo, you are good,” he mutters, with grudging admiration.

Maybe there’s a different version of himself out there who really lost his best friend and better half. Maybe in some other timeline, they didn’t save Leo, and they had to make sense of a world without him.

Donnie thinks he feels sorry for that world, because there’s absolutely no way the Donatello who lives there hasn’t already torn it to pieces to get his brother back.

[milkytheholy1]

Hi hope you are having a wonderful day! I absolutely LOVE your Tmnt fanfics! And I would like to request a one shot of Rise Leo x male reader with prompt #49 where The reader steals one of Leo’s shirts (since we see the turtles wear clothes sometimes in the show)

Prompt 49: "Is that my shirt?”

The fantastical case of the missing shirt

Tmnt masterlist. Ultimate masterlist

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Leo had been wandering around his room for what felt like hours, going through the minimal wardrobe set up - clothes racked up on a chair - and through his draws, but kept coming up empty handed.

He had then gone to Raph's room, busting through the door in a fury, pointing accusing fingers at the snapping turtle. Leo continued to storm around the room, pulling out every article of clothing he could find, "Hey, hey, woah! Whattya doin' man! That's all my stuff!"

"Where is it? I know it's here!" Leo muttered under his breath, wrist deep into Raph's clothing. The eldest shrugged his shoulders, "I don't know! I don't know! Would ya just stop it!" he pulled Leo up by his shoulders and threw him out of the room, "Go mess up Mikey's room or somethin'!" he yelled out.

"Mikey, eh?" Leo hummed, now knowing his next stop. Mikey was just sitting with one of his favourite teddy bears, enjoying a simple and elegant tea party when a delicate knock on the door stopped him.

"Cominggggg!" he called out, putting his tea down and addressing the guests in his room "If you'll excuse me Miss Teddywinkle." Mikey leapt up, dusted himself off and moved to answer the door. The moment the solid wood opened, Leo dashed in, chaos surrounding his aura.

Mikey watched in horror as Miss Teddywinkle went flying into the air, her teacup spiralling out of her paws, the event occurring seemingly in slow motion. Mikey's scream was deep, his tears fanning across his face. He dropped to his knees, now holding the dying Miss Teddywinkle in his arms.

Leo stood back from his destruction of Mikey's room, "Nah, I still can't find it!" he groaned. He looked down to Mikey, "Yeesh, what happened here?"

"Leo you killed Miss Teddywinkles! Now who will I have sophisticated tea parties with?" Mikey whined. Leo rolled his eyes, "Just get Donnie to fix it- wait a minute, that's it!" Leo clicked his fingers as soon as the lightbulb lit, "Donnie must have taken it. Oh ho hooo, of course, it all makes sense now."

As soon as Leo was in Mikey's room he was gone, out like a leaf in the wind. He made a mad dash for Donnie's lab, banging on the metal doors like a psychopath. Eventually, they did open and Leo was finally able to confront the thief. Donnie was sat at his desk, shell facing his brother while he worked, "What is it, Leo?"

"Ha, it must've been you who stole my shirt, how else would you know it's me!" He pointed an accusing finger at Donatello. Donnie sighed, pinching his brother together. He turned in his spinny chair to face Leo, a mock look of pain on his face, "No, genius, I knew it was you because you're the only person to bang on the doors like that and two, I have security cameras."

"Oh, so you didn't steal my shirt?" Leo asked, slowly becoming defeated. Donnie gasped, hand pushed to his chest, "Me? Steal your shirt? Are you insane? I'd never wear anything like that, it's way too cheap. Besides, Blue was never my colour, I prefer purple as it symbolises royalty in some countries."

"Well, if you haven't stolen my shirt and Mikey and Raph are clean, then who has it?" Leo rubbed his chin in deep thought, it wouldn't have been Splinter, god he hoped it wasn't Splinter; he'd probably burn the shirt and forget about wearing anything remotely similar to it ever again.

"What about your boyfriend in the projector room." Donnie snidded, turning back to his work with a chuckle. Leo huffed, "I don't have a boyfr- (Y/N)!" he shouted out, rushing out of the lab and to where you last said you'd be.

And right on cue, there you were sat in a bean bag, the comic he lent to you safely in your hands. And on your body was his lucky t-shirt, the exact article of clothing that he had been looking for, and it was just right there...on you...the entire time.

"Is that my shirt?" Leo asked, drawing your attention away from the comic. You looked down and shrugged, "Yeah, I accidentally split some soda down mine and grabbed the first thing I could find. Why, is it okay?"

Leo shook his hands dismissively, "No, no, it looks good on you- I mean, it looks great- IT'S GREAT!" he finally spat out, rosy-faced. You snorted at him, returning your gaze to the comic "Thanks, it's my new favourite shirt."

"Why's that?" he asked, still utterly embarrassed. You glanced over at him with an honest smile, "Cause it smells like you."

You think Leo just died right then and there.

[brightlotusmoon]

Happy 2022. Pass the salt.

TMNT 2003 Michelangelo being an excellent and understanding brother.

I don’t know how to make gifs and I didn’t have luck finding one of this scene. But I really wanted it here, so some screenshots will do.

[brucenorris007]

TMNT Cheat Sheet

There are many, many incarnations of the best reptilian adolescent quartet of ninjas. And yet, believe it or not, there are common threads running through their many incarnations that a newcomer to the franchise might find helpful.

Note that I say common threads; each incarnation of the Hamato Brothers are unique characters. This is just a helpful introduction.

What the Uninformed Would have you believe

Leo: The Mom/Leader

Raph: The angry one

Don: The Intelligent/One with a plan

Mikey: The baby/comic relief

The preceding is lacking in many ways but above all it is not sexy.

What the Informed TMNT Lover will tell you

Leonardo Hamato:

-comes packaged with Solo Suicide Mission.exe pre-installed; it will be the most frequently used command after Dork.exe

-Dork.exe

-the first to die for his family (so help him, he will be the one who makes the ultimate sacrifice)

Raphael Hamato:

-wants All The Smoke.

-team Reality Check (can and has leaned too hard into this role)

-feelings. so much.

Donatello Hamato:

-Does machines (his brothers are not dumb. they just aren’t as curious or scientifically minded)

-fledgling mad scientist (experiments of his have gone horribly wrong before and even he has moments of machine failure. gets absorbed into his work easily)

-secretly believes himself the most expendable member of the team (IMPORTANT: HE IS WRONG)

Michelangelo Hamato:

-The baby (Read as: Chaos Incarnate)

-Wild card. Greatest untapped potential. Provoke at your own peril. God won’t help you and I know I won’t either. also a goof

-The first to kill for his family

Finally, as a team?

-Independently quite capable for literal children

-However if one is missing, the remainder of the quartet is automatically operating at 60% of their peak at best

-Whole is greater than their sum of four

[void-writing]

I've dreamed of Danny Phantom, Batman, and TMNT in a weird mash-up. Now I'm remembering the Batman and TMNT crossover and the moment where Batman tells Mickey to press all the buttons of the Batmobile.

This is Tucker. Bruce giving the go and Tucker unleashing havoc as he presses all of the Batmobile's buttons.

God yes.

Tucker would be in hog heaven if he got to sit in the passenger's seat of the Batmobile, especially since my version of it has like...actual buttons and dials and switches that make very pleasant sounds when you interact with them. The Primal Need to Push Every Button would be so hard to resist.

And it's funny that you mention the Teetles because I've got a RiseTMNT/Superman crossover in the works (part because I physically need to get it on paper or I will explode, part as a way of getting the writing juices flowing properly again for CiM). It's still very young but it involves college junior April scoring an internship at the Daily Planet and the chaos that follows.

I have plans to include a tease at the end where Clark gets a video call from Bruce because some weird reptilian meta-humans(?) are running around Gotham for some reason and have just broken into his Cave. You know that scene from Batman vs. TMNT where the Turtles are running around the Cave (well, mostly Mikey and Donnie) like kids in a candy store? This. This is exactly what it looks like. Except all of them are losing their goddamn minds.

April gets on the call because Donnie is physically vibrating with glee about how he correctly deduced Batman's identity (because you can't tell me he wouldn't in an instance where DC and ROTTMNT exist in the same universe. He doesn't go to school. He has to occupy his time growing up somehow) and he absolutely needs to call April to gloat. So he does and April calls Clark, awkwardly confessing that her little brothers are up to some Shenanigans in the Bat Cave--and yes, the little brothers in all but blood she mentioned are actually humanoid mutant turtle ninjas, they're harmless, she promises--and gets looped into the call. Cue indignant questioning from April as to why the boys are in New Jersey of all places and April demanding Leo make a portal so that they can all have the conversation in person rather than in a janky four-way video call XD

I'm just having a lot of fun imagining what Rise!April and Clark's dynamic would be like and have come to the conclusion that it would look something like this:

--from Clark's end, and this:

--from April's (mainly regarding Superman but same difference).

And I just find that incredibly entertaining to think about.

[azar-rosethorn]

Reasons Why You Should Vote for TMNT: Most Wanted in the @non-rise-tmnt-au-competition

Mikey being an omnipotent god

A bunch of moral ambiguity between the Hamato and Foot Clan

Leo being an anime fan and a cosplayer

(Ben Schwartz voice) Triple betrayals

Karai and April being badass lesbians

T4T achillean chaos in the form of Rasey

TCRI being a yokai experiment prison (aka absolute horror show and nightmare fuel)

Shredder & the Foot being the most violent and psychotic SA activists you ever did see

Donnie creating a genetic clone of himself named Venus De Milo

Ex husbands (except they were never married) banter between Draxum and Splinter

April coming back from the dead....multiple times

TCRI is actually run by humans, not Krang

A Samurai Rabbit crossover where Gen mutates into Rocksteady

Shredder actually being a good mom to Karai

April and Casey running away from foster care

Vote for Most Wanted now and the Foot Clan will sacrifice all of the creepy men in your area to the Krang :]