#to be FAIR

[bebethsas]

"who are you anyway?"

check all that apply:

-partner (scientific) -partner (romantic) -your best friend -your other half -the person for which you would literally do anything (yes even necromancy) to save -the prologue of the man who will grow to become the mage who got you started on this journey in the first place -love of your life -soulmate -all of the above

or

-assistant to the Dean of the Academy

watching this is so surreal now

"who are you anyway?" Oh Jayce you don't even know but this man is your whole universe, your soulmate, your partner

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

i think some users on this website have either no idea or forgot that they live in echo chambers and doesn't compute that there are a lot of issues that the average person simply doesn't know about

[laur-the-cat-prince]

puppet tango 👯🎶

[scifibabee]

next time y'all are trying to convince me this man is BLONDE, i'm sending you directly to this post, k thanks byeeeeeee

One of my favourite behind the scenes from Hannibal (Season Three). Mads and all that blood 🔥

[dekariosclan]

Professor Gale Dekarios of Blackstaff Academy: Now, class, I believe I’ve shared with you how I was kidnapped on a Nautiloid, hmm? How I teamed up with a group of adventurers, found the love of my life, saved all of Faerun? And how, through all of that, I still managed to focus on learning whatever new spells were made available to me, even if they required intensive study?

Students: *nodding*

Gale: Excellent. *shuffles papers in his hands, looks down at them, frowns* Then you’ll understand why I’m a tad irritated that half of you couldn’t be bothered to complete your assignments because *squints at papers* ‘your Tressym ate your homework’? *Looks up at class* Truly? That’s the excuse you’ve decided to go with? I myself used to come up with some very creative tales, but I know for a fact that you all do not have Tressyms!

Student: It wasn’t our Tressym that ate it, Professor Dekarios. It was yours.

Gale: …

Gale: *turns to shout over his shoulder* TARA! A WORD PLEASE

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

okay. imagine this. you're twenty. you're the highest that you've Ever been. most of the blood in your body has been drained. by a vampire. those are real. you can't move your own body. you're in an extraordinary amount of pain. and!! and. you're face to face with The scariest man in the world. he's super hot. he looks at you and says, "I'm told you've lived a fascinating life!" what do you say in response? nothing?? immediately plead for your life?? cry a little?? well, let me tell you something. that exact scenario happened to my good friend Daniel Molloy, and what HE said was, "...I never said that."

[clockwayswrites]

I wrote some birb out of order, because a little someone demanded it...

“Ah, hi there,” Danny finally managed to say. He gave a little wave of his fingers at the small face staring at him from around Jason’s legs. He also tucked his wings closer against his back. The wings had to be what had her looking at him with that sort of shocked wonder like that. It wasn’t every day— “Are you a new grandpa?!” Danny blinked. “I—sorry, what?” Lian dashed out from behind Jason and over to him where she stood at his feet with her hands up. What else was he supposed to do? He picked her up, perching her carefully on one of his arms and keeping his other hand behind her back to balance her. Unconsciously, one of his wings curled around her, but she didn’t even seem to notice. She was too busy pressing her small, chubby hands against his cheeks. “I have Grandpa Bruce—” (which came out more like ‘Bwuce’) “—and Grandpa Oli—” (‘Ohwee’) “—and Greatpa Alfie!” ('Owfee') Lian explained. “And you’re old like Bruce and Oli but not so so so old like Alfie and you’re here, so you must be a new grandpa! What’s your name?” Danny could feel the blush heating up his face. “I’m Danny, but—” She threw her arms up in the air and Danny scrambled to keep her balanced. “Grandpa Danny!”

[ckducky]

This one goes out to @a-dauntless-daffodil. They infected me with the hilarious idea that Charlie is jealous of an inanimate object.

[drulalovescas]

Dean Winchester has a type. And that type is dark haired and blue eyed and eager to sacrifice his life for Dean.

[girbirty]

my season 4.5 theory theyre in love ... ok hear me out .

proof: max was a better boyfriend (gender neutral) to el in season 3 than mike could have ever dreamt of being ever in his entire stupid life

[coverteyeshasadragon]

I fixed it

[jonnywaistcoat]

You are writing 2 seperate books about the horrors that are held within the london underground system do you have beef

Ah, I see where the confusion is: I've got a two-book contract, the first of which is for a book about the London underground, the second of which is about ????? (haven't fully decided yet). Not saying it's an impossibility that it is also about the underground (god knows I've experienced enough horror down there for two!) but I guess we'll have to wait and see.

[paeshsh]

‘if I was Charlie I would not forgive Babe’

‘would not blame Charlie at all for walking away at this point’

Charlie faked his own death and made Babe watch. Babe grieved him for i don’t know how many days. Babe went catatonic lying on the floor watching the footage of Charlie’s accident. And still he forgave Charlie.

So if anyone wants to talk about bad plans that you don’t share with your partner, I’m going to need everyone to remember that Charlie was the OG of that move.

[nor-man-nor-mythical]

“This isn’t what i imagined” No shit Billy McFarland you ran the fyre festival now shut the fuck up

"I'm soooo hot" yeah because you're in hell for narcissism now let me torture you

[medusas-graveyard]

War knows

Earth, now in danger after the infinite realms waged war against them, is on a time limit to reverse it. The shadows speak of a person; the only person who can change the fate of the whole planet. So the Justice League scramble to find this person, only for it to be revealed as Daniel Fenton-Wayne, the newest adoptee of Bruce Wayne.

The same person who made headlines in Gotham media for his mid-western charm, looked at them blankly and told them good luck.