#to flood my inbox with asks

[autisticlenaluthor]

this is my formal apology for clogging up everyone's dash with girls on the bus posts except im not actually sorry because I've been having a great time. im making myself take a break now so I'll get some Productive Things done but please feel free to keep sending me things, I love talking abt this and sharing my thoughts and hearing other peoples thoughts & analysis!!

[cuppajj]

Neo beasts x reader head cannons? 🥺

You know what anon? Just for you

Beast Ancients AU - Neo Beasts x Reader Headcanons

Congratulations! Someway somehow you’ve attracted the attention—and affection—of the Neo beasts. How do each treat you?

Saint Vanilla Cookie

This implies that he’s decided not to purify you out of his intense compassion. In fact, he’s settled for something arguably much worse: saving you for last, so you can witness his deliverance.

You’re his lamb, his bluebird, and he never lets you forget how blessed you are to be one of his

He’s gentle in almost every way. Voice, touch, words. He especially likes cupping your cheek and cooing sweet little things. Sometimes they’re laced with dark promises

On his orders, the Lambs of Penance are your personal servants and won’t let any harm befall you. Cream Wafer speaks to you respectfully, but you can hear a little envy in his voice

Saint pays attention to every little detail you have, the things you like, and your wishes. He wants to see you at your happiest because a tainted soul as yourself should never feel sad. He’ll wipe your tears away

But don’t assume he’s perfect; he’s far from. Saint stays true to his personal promise that you will be safe and happy and alive until the day he finally saves you, and that means that any potential threat to you will be dealt with by his lambs. If he thinks something will taint your soul further, he’ll be sure that it’ll never have the chance.

In fact, why don’t you stay with him? In his timeless kingdom, amongst his loyal followers and all the orchids that will watch over you. It’s the closest you’ll be to the light.

Make no mistake, saint is two steps away from being a yandere. He just wouldn’t get his hands dirty, and he would never change to that typical yandere-ish behavior. The oh so benevolent saint just wants to see you safe, and if that safety is under his wings, so be it…

Dragonberry Cookie

As the Beast of Pride, the way she loves is bold and loud. She will make it known to you that she loves you pretty quickly.

While she throws parties pretty frequently already, you’ll be center stage at a lot of them with her as she makes you dance together and drinks herself stupid with a bunch of glasses poured your way as well.

If you’re the shy type, expect to be embarrassed or put in big social situations a lot since she’s a massive extrovert who would bring you along to things. Outside of parties and other events of the sort, she would also love for you to watch her spar with Wildberry and her other soldiers

She’ll also give you lots of gifts

She does have a pretty big ego though, so she expects praise and validation from you. Compliments, acts of service, things that assure her you’re not just mooching off of what she gives you. If she thinks you’re not being grateful, she’ll get bitter and confront you about it, which will or won’t go well depending on how well you can prove your point to her

She’ll kill for you 100%. She might even do it in front of you. If you get messed up from that? It’s okay! You’ll get over it in no time.

Despite all this she does respect your boundaries, she’ll give you space if you’re vocal about it. She disappears on occasions and comes back covered in battle wounds and jam anyway.

You know about Pitaya locked up in her basement but you know not to touch them, let alone try and free them if you’re hero enough. She might just have to punish you for that if she catches you doing something you shouldn’t. Don’t worry though, it’s just this once, because you’ll surely never try anything again, right?

Big hugger, her love language is touch so expect hugs and kisses and mandatory cuddle sessions. Honestly if you’re just as messed as her then she’s a pretty solid lover

Frigid Cacao Cookie

It’s hard to tell he cares for you because he’s so distant, even from you.

You’re allowed into the throne room without summons, but the furthest into it you can go is to the foot of his throne. Like everyone else in the citadel, you’re not allowed to touch him.

Your days in the citadel are quiet. The outside is cold but the hallways and your room are warm, the latter always supplied to the brim with what you need.

Tiny licorice creatures slink in and out of your peripheral vision, watching you curiously. Sometimes they slink up to you, purring and chittering, and some might even be balancing trays of food, warm towels, clothes, or other things on their heads. Little do you know that Cacao has been ordering them to take care of you

While he doesn’t forbid you from leaving the kingdom, he’ll want you to come back to him one way or another. Ideally on your own, but one of the licorice oozes that have been watching you since you left could also bring you back.

You might see him out and about on rare occasions, and he might look at you. On even rarer occasions he might ask about your well being

The only thing he’s strict about is that you absolutely cannot attract attention from the other neobeasts, especially Saint Vanilla. The beast of Penance is already curious about learning what things make Cacao go soft; he does not need to learn about you.

Also don’t bring up Choco, he has a reaction to it

Celestial Cheese Cookie

Pampers you. Pampers you and pampers you and pampers you and pampers you

Thinks you’re the sweetest little thing and pinches your cheeks and everything

She’d be more than happy to show herself off, as well as all of her achievements. She gives you treasures from her conquests regularly

She’s similar to Dragonberry though where she expects praise, but unlike her she doesn’t get as angry. She doesn’t see her gift giving as a transactional thing, she does it because she can. You just gotta tell her how wonderful she is

The oases are a popular spot for her to bring you for food and refreshments, cared for by gold-adorned servants as she gushes over the grand vision for her kingdom. She’s honestly quite excitable and loves talking about herself and her plans.

Pay no mind to the scans that are run on you while you sleep, or the diagnostics of your information that run deep in her servers. She doesn’t think it’ll need to happen soon, but she’s planning to put you in a sarcophagus and hook you into her virtual world to make you live forever. She’s not going to let something else she cares about go.

Midnight Lily Cookie

The tamest one honestly

Unlike the others, she sees you as an equal. She knows your personal space and doesn’t encroach on it too much or too little, makes sure you’re well cared for and healthy, and keeps you safe. She also lets you leave and trusts you to take care of yourself. Being Beast of Sovereignty, she encourages the people under her to do whatever they please within their allegiance to her, and this includes you.

She’ll play the harp for you and ask you how she did

You also get lots of gifts and compliments from the other faeries for being the lover of their queen

She does have preferences though. She likes honesty and expects you to keep promises, she prefers if you do something for her in exchange for her doing something for you, and to not question her motive and means to take down her other half. She will get very defensive with you and shut down the conversation pretty fast

The flora in the silver kingdom bloom to their fullest around you both, but when Lily is upset with you, they curl or bud as you pass by them.

Speaking of chlorokinesis, get used to seeing her show no mercy with her plants. Unlike Dragonberry though, she’ll do her best to help you if the sight of bodies skewered on flower stems is too much. Maybe stick to the heart of the kingdom for your own good, where you’re less likely to see how the rest of Beast Yeast challenge her kingdom.

She has a whole bunch of rules set up when Saint visits. While she’d encourage not being with him at all, if you really want to see him, she made it expressly clear to him that he cannot purify you.

[confusedmothboy]

you'll never guess what i wasted four hours on

i think. so much about my rewritten finale

heres the still pictures btw

[r4cc0on-in-tr4shcan]

HIIIII IDK IF YOU'RE STILL DOING REQUESTS BUUUUUT IF YOU ARE

Imagine a caseoh x reader when he’s streaming alone and playing horror games alone we like sneak up behind him and hug his neck or sum and HE GETS SO SCARED

LIKE HE ALMOST PUNCHES US AND NOW HE just kept apologizing endlessly and hugging us/holding our face😭😭

Meanwhile chat says shit like “THERES NO COMING BACK FROM THAT ONE” and “NAHHHHH ITS OVER FOR BRO 😭😭” "YOU'RE DONEEE 🙏🏻🙏🏻😭😭"

AHHHHHHHH YESSSS TYYYY I LITERALLY HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT GETTING ASKS😔😔😔

(this reminds me of one @/aliamor did, i think thats how the user is spelled)

!!DID NOT PROOF READ!!

Caseoh x reader

Case was playing this new horror game that has been really popping off, for good reason too! Its a psychological horror and even from the beginning he was slightly creeped out, from the music that started becoming faster when in a dark hallway, to the creepy characters' faces. While Case was freaking out you were playing with Kitty and got an idea when you heard Case scream because of one of the characters showing up randomly for the 5th time. You put on some socks to be extra quiet and carefully snuck behind him. Chat obviously notices and spams "YO LOOK BEHIND YOU," "THERES SOMEONE BEHIND YOU," and of course "TO THE PERSON BEHIND CASE MAKE SURE HE DOESNT EAT YOU" and of course that's the one Case sees and reads out loud, staring at chat for a few moments until he slowly turns his head around. Before he can fully turn his head around he pinch the back of his neck, causing him to bring his shoulders up in reflex and also almost punching you. He sees it's you and immediately just goes "I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY," even though your saying that it's fine, he just keeps going and stammering, trying to playfully stammer out his side of the story before hugging you. You giggle at him being so apologetic, you say its fine for the last time and assuring him that your okay, he goes back to playing the game, occasionally looking around to see if you're there. Your back in the room with Kitty and then you just hear Case yell out "CHAT RELAX- WHATCHU MEAN I'M NOT COMING BACK FROM THAT???? I JUST DID." as you snicker to yourself.

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

How do you not get flooded with pictures of the sky and all of its colours

Everyone should send you pictures of the sky

oooh I agree tbh and thank you!! those are such lovely pictures of the sky!!! it truly is beautiful

in fact, here’s one of my pictures of the sky because holy fucking shit this was a marvelous sunset

[rainbow-sunshine-unicorn]

A long time ago, after I posted my Neddy learns about Anthony’s Dad Lore drabble, I got an anon ask for more “grown ass Kanthony”. I can’t find the ask now and this soooo late, but I hope you still enjoy some geriatric Kanthony!!!

Anthony couldn’t quite remember how it started. He didn’t know when he began collecting them like tokens. The creases next to Kate’s eyes deepening when she smiled, the hints of grey peaking out as he ran his fingers through her soft luscious hair. Signs of a life well lived, a happy one, a long one. And he collected each bit, every time he managed to catch a glimpse, he stored them in his heart, to thank the lord, the universe, or whatever divine entity had granted him the privilege of not just growing old, but growing old with Kate.

Once upon a time, before Kate, when his life was just somehow… less, less vibrant, less joyful, less worth living, he remembered panicking upon finding a singular strand of grey hair sprouting right at the crown of his head. It had seemed like an ugly reminder that the finish line was approaching and he was not fast enough to outrun it. He did not have his affairs in order, the arrangements for the estates were still incomplete and his plans for his tenants were still unfinished.

But now, much like everything in his life after Kate, including his own self, it was different. Nowadays, the white hair was an excuse for him to tease his youngest son that his mischief was turning his father grey. Every ache was an excuse for his daughter to offer to kiss it better. Every ache was an excuse for his oldest to playfully rib him. Signs of a life well lived.

However, he still knew that his wife carried them off much more gracefully.

Which is why when he came upon Kate laid down in the middle of the day, with a physician at her bedside, he felt the once familiar fear creep through him, numbing him from fingers to his toes, chilling his heart. He couldn’t help but wonder if his gratitude had come across as gloating and now Kate was being punished for it. He felt frozen, unable to move, step over the threshold of his bed chamber and face whatever grotesque reality he met there.

His eyes were trailing frantically around the room when his gaze collided with Kate’s. The hum of panic in his brain cut off abruptly.

Because his wife was blushing. A fascinating shade of purple under the warm brown of her skin. He had seen it before but each time, he still felt as fascinated as he had the first time he’d seen it.

A few weeks after their wedding, after many letters to Mary and an unreasonable amount of visits to an ambassador from India, he had finally learnt to say I love you in Kate’s native tongue of tamil. One day, as they lazed around their favourite drawing room at Aubrey Hall, after supper, he’d said it, rather abruptly, clumsily forming the words just as he’d practiced. And then Kate had giggled, the sweetest little laugh he’d ever heard, flushed that beautiful hue of purple he would swear was his favourite colour till the day he died, and, buried her face in his shoulder. He felt thrilled, fascinated, enchanted. He finally understood the concept of eureka his philosophy professor at Oxford had tried so hard to teach him.

Later, when his chest was no longer so puffed with pride that his waistcoat was in imminent danger of bursting open, Kate would tell him that it felt more intense when he said it in tamil, excessive in its devotion. And he’d rush to assure her that he meant it in an excessively devoted and besotted manner, and then Kate would smile in a way that made her eyes shine and made her lips look kissable.

Shaking off that pleasant memory of one of the best days of his life, he blinked at Kate.

The physician, a crotchety old man who’d tended to all the Bridgertons at Aubrey Hall, for many years now, simply cleared his throat, bowed to him and walked out with remarkable speed. Momentarily distracted from Kate, Anthony frowned at his retreating figure.

But then as always, he turned back to Kate. Who was now smiling a secret smile at him, eyes sparkling with unshed tears.

“You’re going to have to buy 50 more dolls to keep things fair ”

And just like that Anthony’s list of signs of a life well-lived, his forever with Kate, grew exponentially longer.

[starrspice]

If I get one more of those stupid scam bots asking for donations I'm going to LOSE it

I've already blocked and reported like 10+ at this point

I said this on my Pinned post but I'll say it again

If you go into my askbox and ask for donations of any kind I WILL Block and report you

I Understand that there are people out there that ACTUALLY need help and there are ways to donate to those real people and organizations

But I am so sick of being harassed by these bots

[merrrrrrrrrrru]

I want to be Anon 🦦

really cute <3 i love otters

[the-ship-maker-2]

NinaJeff headcanons please? Can be anything, your choice.

NinaJeff HCs

-scary dog privileges

-nina does make up on him and he rocks eye liner

-she also drags him along to scene concerts

- yes they steal merch

-Jeff is the only one who can keep Nina in check

-Nina is the only one who can calm him down

-they're not the healthiest by any means but they are cute together when they're not screaming at each other

-Nina is a lot more crazier than he is

-Jeff accepted his insanity long ago

-they are the couple who act like they're too cool for you

I hope you like these and feel free to ask again

[hodangelphoenix]

Request: Could you please draw Clover and Chara/Frisk getting icecream together on the surface after the true pacifist ending of Undertale Red and Yellow?

ice cream :>

Idk if I like this version more or the sketch version more

Anyways, thank you for the 9 hours and 36 minutes of community service hours!

[2-dsimp]

based on who the favorites seem to be i think most of ur audience are doms

but then there’s nokka…

Purely judging from the amount of asks about y’all’s husband. And nothing will change my mind. ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

[meltypen]

Do you take comms? I ask because you drawing asks all the time and I feel bad for asking 😭

nah, i do not. also, there's no need to feel bad because i actually reject the majority of requests i receive. i just draw the ones i think would be fun. :^)

[kjuares]

Please don't ask me for any donations. Please don't ask for money. I don't have any.

[creaturefeaster]

Day 40, asking for a shirtless Zack drawing

Oh man now that I think about it, I don't know that I have one? I've drawn his line up model recently which would be the only shirtless picture of him. But that's not even finished yet lol. Sorry!

[cursed-spectre]

Spectre wakes up sat down in a big couch, the kind of couch where three people could fit, inside a human living room.

There's music playing.

...

Do you feel that? That feeling of something crawling up your back? The ever so recognizable chill?

You're not alone

Spectre blinks.

"Wheeeere am I now?" She looks around the room. "Is this a dream? I hope to god it's a dream."

Immediately on guard, but still curious above all else, she examines the room for any details that might stand out.

"Music's nice, though."

[aerequets]

The desi lyric on your latest comic caught me by surprise!!! Literally going feral about that comic + lyric

HAHAHA apparently a lot of people were surprised by that but yes, i am pakistani 😌