#to hell with the pancakes

[steamystrangerfics]

Okay. Here for my anon.

PANCAKES

Killian Jones x reader.

Tw: smut, like idk guys it’s literally the pancake scene continued. Oral (f receiving). Pet name : Killy (like idky that so cute to me I had to)

Not proofread. It was written in like 2 hours.

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“Mmm,” Killian says softly as he walks up behind you, “something smells delicious”. He’s finishing getting dressed, buttoning up his dashing black vest that fits him all too well over his dark navy dress shirt. He had just gotten out of the shower so he smelled of honeysuckle and lemon, and his hair was still a bit damp.

You were at the stove making breakfast, pancakes to be exact, for your new fiancé. “It’s just from a box,” you giggle as you turn your neck to allow him for access to you. Killian places love bites along you neck while his hand and hook grace your hips. Killian starts to nibble on your earlobe as he whispers “I’m not talking about the pancakes.”

His mouth is exactly why you fell in love with him, how he spoke to you and how he kissed you. You turn from the pancakes and attached your lips to his in a sloppy, deep kiss. He wasted no time in parting your lips with his tongue and dominating your mouth with swirls of pleasure and passion. Your hands ran up along his neck and into his hair as his came down to where you needed them most of all.

“To hell with the pancakes,” you panted as your lips parted from his for a brief moment. Killian pulled your waist closer, needing you back closer to him. You gave into the filthy pirate you call your fiance and pressed yourself against him, pushing him back into the table. As he fell back, a devilish grin arose on his face. You locked lips once again and started unbuttoning Killian’s vest. Killian wasted no time in using his hook to tear your night shirt right off you, “you can’t keep doing that, soon I’ll have nothing to wear.” Killian loved using his hook when he was with you, and you’d be lying if you said it didn’t do something to you inside. “Well, love, I’d be fine with that”. You both discarded the rest of your clothes but your undergarments in no time.

Killian’s hand roamed your breasts, taking time on each, as he started to lay you back onto the table. “No, Killian” you stopped him before your back met the table. He stopped everything he was doing and stared into your eyes for an answer. All you could do was smile, “I was still making you breakfast.” you said as you kissed his chest while standing, your hands roaming his body. “If you want to stop,” Killian was a gentleman, he wasn’t going to pry.

“No, Captain” you said deeply as you spun him around and threw him onto the table, “I just thought you’d still be hungry.” You climbed up on the table as you laid him down and straddled him.

“Bloody Hell”, Killian looked up at you from this position, at you offering yourself up to ride his face. “What have I done to deserve such a lady?” Killian placed his hand on your thigh and stroked his thumb slowly. “You believed in me, Killy. And you loved me.” You were now leaning down to kiss him once more. “Now, I want to see that mouth filthy, and hear those pretty sounds. Can you do that for me?” Your eyes darkened above Killian, he’s never seen this in you but he liked it.

Killian ripped your panties straight off with his hook as you lowered yourself on top of him. His mouth was already watering and eyes glistening. “You’re beautiful” Killian spoke as he laid a soft kiss on your inner thigh.

Killian took his time teasing you, kissing your thighs and toward your folds as your desire to have him rose. “I don’t even have to touch you, love, and your squirming,” he mumbled from underneath you. He slowly licked a strip along your folds and took in all of your juices leaking out. “Killian, Please”, you yelped at the pleasure as you pressed down onto his tongue trying to get some friction. You ran your hands through his soft brown hair, trying to hold still. His metallic hook came up press against your aching bud. The moan that escaped you was none like you’ve ever made before. Killian started making circular movements with his hook as he inserted his tongue into your firey folds. “Captain!” You cried out, and his eyes darted open to lock with yours. He watched your face as he lapped at your core, those pretty eyes rolling to the back of your head. He loved the things he could do to you. He replaced his tongue with two fingers, as you rocked above him. His rings felt cold within you as he hooked his fingers in just the right spot. Pumping in and out of you, and now using his tongue on your precious bud, you could feel you were reaching your limit.

“Killian-,” you moaned, unable to speak. He knew you were close, he went back to using his tongue in between your folds. Killian used his hooked arm to wrap around your waist and pull you down onto him. He wanted to taste every last drop of you.

The moans coming from Killian sent vibrations through your body and that was you undoing.

Your legs shook, your toes curled, your eyes fluttered, and Killian held you in place.

When you were finished catching you breath, you sat back onto Killian’s lap. You were taking in all that he was.”Killian,” you said sweetly as you reach up to kiss him, taking in your own sweet taste, “I love you.”

“I love you too,” he states as he sits up to embrace you. You look down to notice the hard erection in Killian’s boxers.

“Why don’t we go get a shower and take care of this” you suggest, grazing your hand over the very large bulge.

“Aye,” he kisses your forehead, “looks like I’m not the only filthy pirate.” Killian winks and you two run off to the shower in each others arms.

[steamystrangerfics]

I can’t with this scene

Me last week: TO HELL WITH THE PANCAKES

Me this week: REVENGE REVENGE REVENGE

[800db-cloud]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE'S FAVORITE CARVING ARTIST !!!

if you really think about it, it's technically cakehole's birthday too 🥳

[pancake-breakfast]

Watched Sk8: Extra Part. A few thoughts....

Langa struggling with his kanji is real.

Langa and Reki holding hands like frightened schoolgirls when they're challenged.

Do your best, Hiromi!

Joe struggling with his kanji is hilarious.

Cherry and Joe both being like, "Ugh, I'm only in high school but I already feel like I can't be passionate about anything," even though they've literally spent all day passionately focused on each other.

Seriously, it's so bad that when they get up from their seats and start shouting and throwing stuff, everyone around them already has a plan for how to keep themselves out of the fight and they do it so casually that you know this happens, like, ALL the time.

Literally everyone at the school is done with them. The other students, the teachers... everyone. They all have seen this song and dance between them play out soooooo many times before that they just find it annoying. The fact that apparently no one at their high school has screamed, "GODS, JUST FUCK ALREADY!!!" at them is the most unbelievable part of this whole episode.

Tadashi sleeping in until the afternoon is also real. *eyes the local time this post is being made*

The way he casually lies to his boss about it suggests he's very adept at lying to his boss.

Loved the contrast between what Tadashi and Ainosuke each see as a "fulfilling day."

On the one hand, if there's a single character in this show that wants everyone to watch them in a gratuitous shower scene, it's ADAM. On the other hand, now I've had to watch ADAM in a gratuitous shower scene.

No one will ever convince me ADAM isn't a creepy-ass freak.

Loved the ending credits. Super-cute. Langa as an elf. Miya with a cat on his shield. 10/10, no notes.

This whole thing is so freaking gay. Gay gay homosexual gay. Gods. They can be categorized as follows: Reki and Langa - May not quite need a room yet but will need one soon; Joe and Cherry - Desperately, deeply, passionately NEED TO GET A FUCKING ROOM; Ainosuke and Tadashi - Probably have multiple rooms at their disposal, may have used every one... more than once... in the kinkiest ways possible.

What even is this show.

[harmonysanreads]

I finally had a dream about the Chrysos Heirs and in it, Mydei was swarmed by women, Phainon was gobbling down teganites in the middle of the baths and Anaxa was beefing with XIPE for some reason. At one point Xipe got angry and started chasing everyone and the dream ended 😭 Well at least, I got to hug Aglaea and she gave me headpats 😌

[buddieroommates]

the buddie house is gonna see so many nights with buck and eddie in the kitchen cooking together to buck's highly curated spotify playlists while christopher and ravi play video games in the living room

[ineed-moresleep]

I do wonder sometimes if people are aware that if stories handled everything perfectly from the beginning, and no one were flawed in any way, we'd have no interesting and dynamic media.

The amount of critisism I see leveled to the Toriel and Sans scene at the end of chapter 4 because of Toriel's lack of awareness about Kris's situation and feelings is frankly bizarre. It's not an oversight on the writing, it's supposed to make you frustrared. You're supposed to be upset that your feelings and situation (Kris's feelings and situation) isn't being recognized and responded to.

But also realizing that and then saying Toriel is a bad mother for not acting in an acceptable way for when her kid comes home feels like a disingenuous reading of her character.

[pastelglitterrr]

what? me in deltarune????

married to spamton g. spamton [[1# Rated salesman since 1997©]]!!???? [[YES YES YES-]]

[fallstaticexit]

[wannabe-f-f-friends]

Something something maybe Xue Yang was able to wield Xiao Xingchen's sword so easily and even in tandem with his own sword because XXC still held love for him even after everything even in the last moments love is the last thing in the spirit-trapping pouch ahaha I made myself sad

[goodnight-whore]

Spoilers for Mammon chat

[kiselwp]

[until-my-teeth-fell-out]

Every USAmerican who memes about major world problems owes everyone else in the world a million dollars.

Every USAmerican who memes about Middle Eastern problems owes every Middle Eastern person two million dollars.

"I wouldn't have known it otherwise" and somehow I've had to know Joe Biden has prostate cancer. Fuck you.

[thechibilitwick]

auegh… domestic 0507 my beloved…

[p1nnky896]

wip:D

Don't ask me why am I doing this.

[brokendreamscreation]

“That orb is a SNITCH!! I’ve never eaten Sinners! …In this timeline. So there!”